Times the main Sonic game continuity has been rebooted - 0Successful Sonic games where Goku isn't the main villian for shock value - over 90 to 100Number of fags in all of Sonic- 1 and is a villian (Agent Stone)Number of successful movies outgrossing their budget instead of fucking up a Cinematic Universe AGAIN- 3Sonic has the longest running gaming comic book run of all time.Sonic has collaborated with Hatsune Miku, Godzilla, Evangelion, Super Mario, Mega Man, Persona and several others.times Sonic has busted into someone's house and violated their privacy rights to stop someone from abusing their dumb wife that won't report her husband to the police, and the mere act of busting into their home like that will guarantee that the man gets away scot free from the law with a decent attorney - 0Times Sonic has had to police the entire planet to fulfill his hero complex & abuse his superhuman strength upon normal humans with no regard for the law instead of worrying about his own business and the safety of their close loved ones like a normal person would - 0times Sonic has had to learn new techniques / being humble and learning from masters / relied on his friends and support instead of just flying into the sun or getting some boost from a corny speech like a mary sue - too many to countSonic series/runs cancelled due to leftist propaganda = 0Times Sonic got buttfucked in jail = 0Number of faggot sons Sonic has = 0Times Sonic has been a fucking commie or even a fucking NAZI = 0Times Sonic has let a group of drug dealers go = 0Times Sonic has taken sides in fucking human wars as if he was a propaganda machine and called the japanese "Japs" = 0Times Sonic planned a retarded invasion of Apokalipse, and brought his martian detective friend whose major weakness is fire into a hell planet = 0times he has had his ass handed to him to a charity case in a bat costume - 0times Sonic had to be made black to appeal to left wing millenials = 0
ROARtos. That is all.
>times Sonic had to be made black to appeal to left wing millenials = 0Bro your Shadow??
Spider-GOD.That is all.
>>154884759Scp-096 will rape and gape wou and his entire verse
>>154884811>wouWHO?
>>154884793But he's not Sonic?
AANG VS TRAVELER FINALLY HIT 1 MILLION VIEWS A WEEK AFTER ITS RELEASE LET';S GIVE IT UP FOR THE FLOP OF THE YEAR
>>154884948FVARK!
Can your HERO pass this test?
>>154884967Why did Zly rape Ichigo and Luffy, but just killed Naruto?
>>154884999Respect
>>154884999Too small of a dog, Trips-kun.
>>154884967With flying colors.
>>154884999Because Naruto owes me sex, not him.
Miguel is stronger than every single version of Peter btw.
>>154884811go back to tik tok
>Kai and Toa have a final clash that destroys reality>after a fade to white it cuts to a real life lego/bionicle set>loud footsteps and moans can be heard coming down the stairs>Kai and Toa are forced to lay motionless as a man enters the room>no, a large amorphous blob>its big fucking Speedy>"Time for the black hole climax!">Speedy immediately drops his trousers>one by one Speedy shoves each Lego and Bionicle piece, figure, and building up his ass>if Kai and Toa could speak they would be screaming>**GRUMBLE**>"Uh oh! Looks like the universe is about to bust!">Speedy tries to slither up the stairs but trips and falls>as he flops over he projectile shits all the lego and bionicle pieces against the wall>Kai and Toa each hit the wall and break into shit-covered piecesDOUBLE K.O!!
>>154884948Never let Tiki book again
>>154884967>FeatsfaggingWE MUST BE BETTER MEN. SCALING AND STATEMENTS ARE JUST AS VALID AS FEATS.
Why didn't Ben and Chad tell Tiki that his matchup was retarded and just refused to do it? If I was im charge of Death Battle, that's what I would do.
>>154885120TEACH that MONSTER KINGtos!
ROCKtos. That is all.
>>154885154the goblin is funnier
I just left the Catholic church and came out as a sexy trans girl. Who should my hero be?
>>154885327Deku.
>>154885327Superman is the only hero who has proclaimed his alliance to trans rights. There's no better option.
I'm interested in the fully composite blog because if DIO wins we might get an unironic "I beat your insurmountable and Infinite speed and strength advantage with my experience and hax" result
>>154885289GOBLINtos. That is all.
>>154885133It's obvious that they don't have total control over the show, otherwise Kratos would have lost to Asura (as both Ben and Chad think Kratos wank is stupid)
>>154884999Naruto has better feats than the other 2, killed him out of respect.
>>154885154>>154885289Post proof Broly can lift a rock or survive three strikes from a goblin
>>154885426>Touhou got beaten to getting a Death Battle by Bionicle in big 2026 bro it’s grim out hereLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You will kneel.
>>154885426>Touhou got beaten to getting a Death Battle by Bionicle in big 2026 bro it’s grim out hereTOUHOUSISTERS WTF??? IS THIS TRUE?!?!
>>154885426>TROONhoufag seething over CHADonicleBased. I love Bionicle now.
>>154885536I've played 4 separate games where this girl is molested.
>>154885550
>please care about Konosuba
>>154885536>>154885550She's stronger than everyone knows btw.
>>154885426TOUHOUSISSIES WE MUST SPAM THE THREAD WITH LESBIAN SLOP RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
>>154885426>we might get an unironic "I beat your insurmountable and Infinite speed and strength advantage with my experience and hax" resultThat's literally the next death battle
>>154885579TAHUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>154885426WHEN ALL YOU GOT TO KEEP IS STRONGMOVE ALONG, MOVE ALONG LIKE I KNOW YOU DOAND EVEN WHEN YOUR HOPE IS GONEMOVE ALONG, MOVE ALONG JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGHMOVE ALONGMOVE ALONG
>>154885133>Refuse to do a MU someone already paid for while simultaneously pushing a service where people pay to pitch you MU ideas that might get on the show
>>154885426>Touhou got beaten to getting a Death Battle by Bionicle in big 2026 bro it’s grim out here Are touhoufags genuinely, unironically mad that Bionicle got a MU before touhou
Konosuba TouhouUmamusumeVocaloidIdolmasterYup yup, I have never touched a woman and contemplating transition to a transLESBIAN woman
>>154885426>TROONhou sissies actually wrote this out for everyone to seeKEK
>>154885633Wouldn't surprise me. They've always been insecure weaklings.
>>154885426>outerversal with wank>still apparently would job to universal reality warpingkek
My hero doesn't have any cool power but would still solo your verse
>>154885679YUJIRO…BATMAN…SAITAMA…
>>154884811Lies detected in this post? Erm, zero actually...
>>154885664>>154885701NO YOU TRAPPED ME IN THIS THREAD I WONT LET YOU DESTROY MY WORLD AHHHHHH
>>154884948>>154885133So now that we just had the WORST performing episode of all time, do you guys think death battle can turn their steady decline around?
>>154885426What blog is this?
>>154885633No, but I am bummed it hasn't gotten on yet especially since Strange vs Reimu is my most wanted MU.
>>154884759sublight speed sonic would get demolished by SVPERBVLL
>>154885808https://bangsbangingblogs.blogspot.com/2026/07/bangs-blogs-heaven-ascension-dio-vs.html
>>154885813Base Adventurenic > Modern Super Sonic
>>154885821He needs the shoes and a straight line of rings to do the LSD though
>>154885120I AM TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND LORE AND IN GAME THINGS, I WANT A UNIVERSE BUSTER SIMULATOR!
>>154885779Only sonic can save death battle.
>>154884759>defeats your favorite character
>goes Super>becomes slowerHeroes for this feel?
>>154884759Reminder; Piccolo after Raditz's death.. blew up the moon casually.Which makes Piccolo stronger than most characters in DBZ/S with the 'logic' people here use.
>>154885629Tiki is a guy working on the show, not someone who paid to pitch
>>154885833it's really weird, in the Adventure games yeah he needs the upgrade to get the shoes to do it but in later games he's able to just do it without the upgrade shoes but yeah he needs rings
>>154885847HUUUUUUUULLLLLKKKTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>154885851didn't Kakarot which was supervised and had stuff written by Toriyama in it retcon it into being a super illusion beam? did they ever state in the manga that they wished the moon back?
>>154885851>The logic people use hereWhich is perfectly and completely unassailable btw
>>154884948But I was told millions of people knew and loved the traveler? What happened...
I would pitch scion vs the plutonian if i had the money...
>>154885882>it's really weird, in the Adventure games yeah he needs the upgrade to get the shoes to do it but in later games he's able to just do it without the upgrade shoesNope, he gets a new pair of LSD shoes in Unleashed and just happens to keep them this time
>>154885893It really doesnt matter as that statement is contradicted later several times, and that just re-affirms roshi's moon-bust power
>>154885633Touhoufag and Bioniclefag hereI think it's more about Bionicle being especially niche these days and more to be a joke that it got one before Touhou (which is more relevant in vs debating and has more episodes to work off of)It's been almost a decade since G2 got canned after allIt's like if fucking Animorphs got an episode now
>>154885842
>>154885910Should have been Rover vs Aether
Aang had a successful movie. Does traveler even have a movie? I dont think so. The west won bigly over China yet again.
If Death Battle wants views, they have to put on some INTERESTING matchups.
I think that 682day will happen this year, the crew has been referencing time trapper doomsday too much
>>154885952
>>154885952Hal is so fucking lucky
>>154885952...pic unrelated btw.
>>154885952Only if you are a dirty pedophile like omocat
>>154885968Unc vs Zoomer...
>>154885984Omocat is a pure maiden.
>>154885952Madotsuki and her vassals.
>>154885952Chara and her victims
>>154885952Ness's walking fleshlights
>>154885952Pic UNRELATED btw
Chara's cunny has destructive potential.
>>154885852>This episode was confirmed during the Save Death Battle Kickstarter, having been the $700,000 stretch goal reward alongside another unrevealed episode but being later changed to the $350,000 goal (which had already been reached) upon the removal of the documentary stretch goal.>Lol no we changed our mind guys it sucked no refunds btdubs
>>154885952Knife fight
>>154885968>A CRUMMY PAIL OF WATER!? THEY SHOULD BE CATCHING THOSE POKEMON CREATURES!
>>154886093Rock beats knife
>>154886033>Omori is maleHOMOess...
The battle of KINO.
>>154886304...pic unrelated btw.
>>154886304doesnt frisk no-diff that whole MU with SAVE?
>>154886304
>>154886304A flop to surpass TravellAang...
>>154886304... is not in this image.
>>154886304>Chara cutemogs everyone in an image full of cutiesToo powerful....
JUSTICE
I hate debates using composite characters.
>>154886456But it's the only way my hero can get past wall level...
>>154886456>Saying this while posting a comic book characterHypocrite.
A character with such Destructive Capability that their wall-level attack can span the entire Multiverse
Mr. Incredible might actually beat All Might
>>154886645>Making the sky rocks
>>154886645Of course he could. SISSY Might is weak and pathetic.
Sonic has the best performing episode of this year. Sonic has the best performing episode of last year. Sonic is the king of death battle no matter what you say
>>154886714>building>universal>mountain>mountain when not rusty
>>154886771>Taking credit for Mario GAWDS
We just jump up kick back whip around and spin. And then we jump back, do it again
>>154886714>KINGtos so bored he took a napKWAB x3!
>>154886800Of course FAGrio and GoKEK would try and steal the credit from GODnic.
>>154885910Genshin players knew it would've been a curbstomp so they didn't bother tuning in. The match up was retarded from the get go and whoever set it up clearly only knew Genshin on a surface level.
>>154886850Sonic would be less than nothing if he didn’t plagiarize 99.9% of his aspects from Mario, Goku, and Mickey
>>154886805I at least like sometimes stop to play video games or work.
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... We WERE meant to be Sonic's SISSIES!!! We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>>154886882>clearly only knew Genshin on a surface levelTIKITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>154886909Yeah, I use Tiktok 8 hours a day. What of it?
>>154886899>he doesn't know about Death Battle's pity win systemHeh, Dragonball is gonna take its revenge.
>>154885779They need to lock in and stop the dimeless slop, nobody wants to see this gacha shit or literally who franchisesIn short the public is Ready For Freddy
>>154886175You've never played Rust.
>>154885838KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
>Mita is so irrelevant no one even puts her up against Monikakeky
>>154886938Who never gets put up against what now?
>>154886918>PLEASE Death Battle I n-need a PITY winlol goKEKs!
>>154886938Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>154886948You are gonna seethe when Goku beats Sonic. You know it's gonna happen, Death Battle wants to win over Goku fans and they need to even out the win loss records.
>>154886948>he admits SHITnic is a free pity winKWAB! I HATE WEAKLING
>>154886771LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRDniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
Peter Parker is the most popular superhero of all time, this gets proven time and time again and yet Death Battle REFUSES to give him another episode.
>>154886918>>154886955>>154886956you want a pity win for that and not Bardock vs Omniman?
>>154886999Who cares about Bardock
>>154885910Didn't it get age restricted?
>>154886895How does James Pond vs Ecco the Dolphin go?
>>154886996A Batman vs Spider-Man rematch with proper research would be fire.
>>154885327Post hole
Something I've realized after browsing these halls is that basically NONE of your heroes have any ACTUAL COURAGE/dbg/ loves powerwanking so much that NONE of its heroes face any REAL ADVERSITY they can't overcomeThe Farmer has INFINITELY more courage than Superman or Goku or any other FRAUD here because he stands up to ACTUAL THREATS even though he CAN'T win
Bro posted an old ahh unc memeShit is unfunny
>>154887056It's not a meme or a joke/dbg/ heroes are PATHETIC and none of them are worthy to stand in the same ROOM as GOATS like Mumen Rider, Farmer, Uncle Ben etc.
>>154887065>respect these bitch niggers who did nothing but dielol excuse me?
>>154887080Why should I respect a character who's never had to truly struggle (a.k.a every /dbg/ fraud)
Strange, when I hover my straight white male detector over this thread, the needle goes below zero. Fascinating.
>>154887111you have it pointed backwards
>>154887111We HATE foids here.
>fell asleep and dreamed I was in a threesome with Megumin and IrisI was reading the thread before and my mind was thinking of that instead. There is no substance to all these discussions
>>154887099You know this matchup would fucking slap.
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>154887092>life is le struggle I'm White and couldn't understand, really.Shit's not a problem lol
>>154887171>t.
>>154887175>I'm White and couldn't understand, really.>Shit's not a problem lol
>>154887175>capitalizing whiteNo you're not, Sukhdeep.
Indians are Aryan
>immediate brownoid seething
>>154886921Springtrap vs Chucky for Halloween
>>154886996The Big 4. Goku, Batman, Spider-Man, and Superman.
>>154886996He's also the biggest cuck of all time, Death Battle are sparing him the humiliation of explaining Paul since his last match
>>154887099This would be cool but don't the hunters cap out at large wall level?
>>154887099Huntrix solos JJK btw
>>154887252More like the big one, Goku. What has Spider-Man inspired besides his vastly inferior literally who regional variants of himself?What has Batman inspired besides his a gallery of anti-batmen/batmen-lites/batmen with cheese?What has Superman inspired besides evil Superman subversion and inferior flying bricks?Goku INSPIRED and ENCOUAGED Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, HxH, and MHA, the crème of the crème of ANIME and POP Culture.
Pokeblud...
>>154887176Deku...
Sora was in smash Bros with me that one time so I am 1-C
>>154887294All inferior to the real BIG on-M
>>154886798Asura is the WEAKEST character there
>>154886921KIIIIIIIINGTRAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!
>>154887307Kirby...
>>154887307Corrin...
>>154887175>>154887175First of all, capitalizing white is not something white people do.Second of all, white people struggle all the fucking time. Poor white people exist and are tough as nails. In fact, Hitler's whole shebang was about struggle. Struggle breeds the toughest warriors. The toughest people.
>>154887310This but unironcally. Videogames would have died without Mario, the entire medium kneels to him
Do you think the Hello Neighbor dude would be relevant again if he joined smash bros
>>154887176I always wondered why he makes the slurp face as he dies but I just realized. You know some people say that if you are about to die a virgin, your body gets an insatiable urge to try and reproduce. The same is with Sonic, but instead of trying to reproduce, his whole existence is about slurping cocks, so thats the last thing his body tries to do. It is not even a decision. It is something his body automatically does as it knows it is about to die. It desperately makes Sonic pucker up and blush and stick his tongue out. It makes his eyes sultry. His body is making one last attempt to slurp a cock. It does not want to die without slurping so it tries to force Sonic to slurp one last time as it dies. Its a very desperate final act, one Sonic is not even aware of. It is pure instinct that his body tries one last time to slurp a cock, even as it dies, it wants one more slurp. The worst part is his body stays like that after he dies. In rigor mortis his lips stay puckered and his eyes stay sultry and his corpse just begs for someone to stick their cock last his full dead lips. The worst part is his friends will find him like this, with a slurpy expression, very undignified. Tails will be confused and aroused, but will be able to hold himself back to give Sonic a funeral. It has to be closed casket, because no matter how hard they try they cannot make his face go back to normal. Beneah that coffin, Sonic is still looking for one more slurp to give his life meaning
good matchup for this guy?
>>154887307>>154887310>>154887321>>154887325>>154887329>>154887335Know your fucking place. Let me remind you who was TRULY the number One voted in VERY smash bros BALLOT
>>154887349I commend your surprisingly deep insight on a detail I originally snuck in for the sake of additional disrespect.
>>154887364EVERY*
Match ups for this feel?
>>154887373Bakugo vs Reze
Put Back Man canonically rapes every single faggot powerscale character itt
Say wallahi.
>>154887379You can start begging for your life now
>>154887373Freeza vs Megatron
>>154887384Curse Allah and the false prophet Muhammad
how much izzat does your hero have?
>>154887378>>154887402I don’t think any of those were perceived as easy. It would only work if the general consensus was a stomping that turned into an extremes difficulty close battle.
Fuck Allah the false prophet Curse VishnuBuddha is a cuck little bitchConfucius was a retardOdin is a cuckJupiter is a cuckSlavic Paganism is for larper retardsFuck all ooga booga African pagan voodoo godsFuck mesoamerican scat eating cucksFuck Aboriginals and whatever they worship
>>154884759>Times the main Sonic game continuity has been rebooted - 0 False
>>154887437MESOPOTAMIANEGYPTSEMITICJAPANESETOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>154887437>>154887411Let's just say you are Aisha.And I am muhammad.
>>154887432>a stomping that turned into an extremes difficulty close battleThat's exactly what Friezatron was though, realistically a Megatron only getting G1 and IDW stuff was never doing shit to endgame Black Frieza but they wanked antimatter so hard the animation depicted it as capable of taking out half of his body, it's as close to an equivalent to that pic as it gets.
>>154887462"I was RAPED..."I'll DIE before I say those words...
Man... I remember being so into VS-'tism circa 2013-2018. I even wrote like 50b"respect threads" and some "feat calcs". Crazy to see the kids being so much more into this shit than we were.Pretty fucking cringe then, even cringier now. I remember debating a guy for 30 fucking pages on a dead forum on Dio Brando VS Sakuya Izayoi like 10 years ago or some shit. What an absolute 2aste of time and energy. Now here I am many years later paying the price for the autism in my youth.
>>154887476I'm 20 years old
>>154887471aisha was a brave girl.
>>154887482I'm 30. Learn from unc's mistakes, leave this VS shit behind.
>>154887489I honestly have nothing better to do. This is the only place on the Internet I talk. I have no online friends or community of any kind left.What's left, Discord?
>>154887489>>154887496There are people on youtube who actually make money doing powerscaling vids on youtube. Yeah, it's not a lot of money but it's still income doing things you already enjoy.
>>154887462*gulp*
>>154887501I actually want to make those. I wouldn't mind being a content creator.
>>154887496You are far too young to have no one talk to. Got any family? School/college/work friends? And pick up a sport, you're at your physical peak right now. Play some tennis or badminton or whatever. Join a club of some kind. DO something, reach out to the people that care about you, make new friends, don't waste your life like I did.>>154887501Yeah, we had guys who did youtube and even started their own forums for ad revenue. Anything you have to do for money you'll eventually hate, even if it's your "passion", because your livelihood depends on it, even if only partially. I highly advise you guys to make better use of your time. Shitposting is fine, but if you're taking this shit even a hair more seriously, well, just don't.
>>154887509Kinda missed the train there. Unless you're the top 1% YT doesn't make that much money, still good a side gig tho
>>154887527I specified online because I do have some stuff I do in real life. I am in some clubs, play a sport, and talk to people. I shitpost here when I'm bored in the early morning or at night time.It doesn't feel like I'm in my physical peak.
>>154887540>still good a side gig thoEven if I make like $500 a month from YT/any social I'd be happy. That kind of revenue is achievable in under a year if you're consistent and only make content.
>>154887540Relying on YT ad revenue yes, but nowadays people get money from outside things like subbing to their own offsite thing or sponsors.
>>154884759>Number of times Superman got wasted by his respective mad scientist at his most powerful form = Zero>Number of Times Sonic is behind as a character in cultural relevance = a lotCope
>>154887549In that case, what you do online doesn't matter. The majority of the internet's traffic are bots, and with LLMs now, that cut has only gone up. Online communities are a meme, they sour with time, and honestly, befriending anyone you've no chance of meeting IRL is entirely pointless.
>>154886304Their battle will SHAKE wooden doors...
>>154887664>befriending anyone you've no chance of meeting IRL iRelated but this year and next year I have dates to meetup with some old online friends. I'm kinda excited. I do get what you mean and most of the people I once talked to online have grown distant.Still miss when I was 5-10 years younger and the Internet felt so alive. All I got is a single 4chan thread now.
>>154884759>Times the main Sonic game continuity has been rebooted - 0This is explicitly false though. The initial continuity was rebooted before the first game even came out. Then the Genesis continuity was replaced by the Two Worlds paradigm of the Adventure era before giving way to the current Hello Kitty continuity.Basically, you're brown and seething at SuperGOD (4-0 undefeated) as usual and using Sonic (a character you know nothing about) as a skirt to hide behind, badly.
>>154884759Superman is the type of character who teaches cocky dick heads like Sonic or Lobo how to outgag them at their own game/speciality and humble them a big L when boasting back to Big Blue >Superman reveals he can invent his own speed force from his kyrptonian DNA which makes him generate solar entropy making him automatically create speeds thst don't exists in reality or another speedsters capacity and he just outraces Sonic the more his invincible body handles his wishes and thoughts becoming a living cosmic armor Superman without the robot parts.
>DC is 4-0 against Dragon Ball with no answer in sightThey became DC's sissies...
>>154885426>All this seething over a joke about Bionicle having an episode before Touhou So this is the power Touhou has over these halls...
>Touhoubro on damage control from people making fun of the snide butthurt comment about Bionicles getting an episode before TouhouKek...funny...
Kris DreemurrSusie GasterRalseiNoelle HolidayMY FUCKING HEROES
>>154887919...all job to the Chosen Four.
Sega has forgotten about Sonic.
I still think it's hilarious that Chara no-diffs every character ever mentioned in these threads.
>>154885426I just hope they don't go "Yeah Ultimate DIO has beyond, that shit could win the fight on its own! ... But you know... DIMENSIONS, lmao. You can't hax someone with more dimensions, KWAB! Sorry DIO next time try to scale to your cosmology or something! Sakuya is OVTERVERSAL! So she just... Ignores all your shit!"
>>154887957>Hyperbolic almost entirely featless character that barely exists with flowery language and game mechanics
>>154887957I HATE WEAKLING
>>154887957I DESPISE WEAKLING
>>154887967>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE GAME MECHANICS TO SCALE A CHARACTER! YOU NEED HECKING CINEMATICS WITH FLASHY LIGHTS AND SCREAMS!
>>154887967>Touhou out of nowhereHoly MINDBROKEN!
Mindbroken indeed...
>>154887967>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of UNDERTALE I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALEI fell through a cave on Mt. Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot, wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone, but I escape and meet some bonesShould I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them allI'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogueI fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALEI'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose Now watch me move, I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Chara's my coach, all these monsters I will poachScrew being pacifist I think I'll use my fists I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them allI'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
SHITnic
>>154888017I have developed a very un-healthy obsession with Undertale the Musical . I've burnt out 41 monitors and counting due to constantly watching Undertale the Musical by LHUGUENY. This Musical of the game Undertale fills my mind and affects my every-day life. If I'm not watching the Music video, I'm sleeping or thinking about it. When I'm sleeping, without missing a beat, I'm always dreaming about Undertale the Musical. I wake up every single night feeling well-rested, ready to go to work. If you were curious about my work, the song is constantly playing in my mind so vividly that it's hard to focus on my job. I have struggled to keep my job, but I'm desperate to keep it or else I won't be able to afford my internet bill and that means I will never ever be able to watch Undertale the Musical ever again, and even the thought of that makes me lose all hope... My family has suggested to me about getting therapy (by suggested I mean begged,) but I ALWAYS tell them this song IS my therapist. This song is the only reason I'm still going. This song occupies me, and I dread losing a single moment of my life not being associated with this Music Video. I have every single lyric memorized by heart if you couldn't already tell.
>OW is getting Simon, Kratos and capeshit scalingScoutbros...
>>154888037What is this? Please elaborate
>>154888037Persona is the strongest here because of SMT Chainscaling
>>154888009The winner has been proclaimed by his mindbroken vassals.
>>154888068>>>/v/744575663
>>154888037Kagurabachi is the WEAKEST verse there
>>154884999Naruto is used goods
>>154887326>still struggling with his point of viewShameful.
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>154885893Yes, but somehow that feels more impressive given the illusion gave the appearance of the Moon exploding and scattering fragments in the upper atmosphere, lasted a full year, and continued to remain for at least several hours after Piccolo's death.And it isn't just a pure illusion but also prevented Blutz Wave radiation from reaching the Earth (since Vegeta needed to use Burst Open and Mix to reach his Great Ape state).
>>154885927Touhou isn't necessarily irrelevant, but no one knows jack or shit about it beyond it being referenced in things.Meanwhile, Bionicle is something that people recognize and at least know some things about to some vague degree.Or to say, people don't know the context of Touhou, but they do know the context of Bionicle.Also Touhou powerscaling is a lot more annoying because of the Kratocity of how it is intuited.
>>154886771Bowsegg was two seasons ago.MetCell is the best of this season, but is still lower than last season's Hulkzilla, Spawnrider, and Mahitoraki.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>154888335This is why I think Sakuya vs. DIO is likely gonna be the first Touhou ep on the show. She's the one normies recognize the most and it's a matchup that has a large legacy even if the connections suck.
>>154885579Yeah but part of Tahu's hax is essentially speed and defence that scales to the opponent (at least, to a degree that will probably work on Kai).
>>154888416To be fair most of Sakuya's alternate matchups are just the same shit but without the legacy. The only ones that aren't about lol timestop are Death from Castlevania and a duo matchup with Remilia vs some Blazblue characters whose names I forgot
>>154885927At least Lego isn't pretending it doesn't exist anymore.
>>154888416Thats almost confirmed, unless DB ends up having another Aang vs Traveler moment. It would also end up being the only 2hu MU we'll get for at least a couple of years
>>154888416Dio will pronsbly win because Swan can't handle Daddy Dio losing to anyone. Fucking glass level pussy bitch should of lost.
>>154888565He likely will if they give him novel scaling which DB has expressed interest in doing.
Cucky weakling that gets negdiffed by what was supposed to be their pitystomp...
>>154888612Poor Cell...
Touhou is waiting for a new Hifuu album and the potential announcement of a new mainline game so there's a decent chance for Sakuya to get another upscale
KINGTOS!!!!
>>154888663Kratos means "power" in Greek right?Does that mean that every time someone is accused of "being like Kratos" it means they are being called powerful?
>>154888713Kratos does mean strength, but it is strength in the context of the authority that a government wields.Like the being named Kratos in mythology was working with Zeus to assign punishments to the Titans iirc.
>>154888647We're only getting the EoSD remake this year.
>>154887384>>154887411>>154887437>>154887462as a former /dbs/ poster I must say that the racism posts in /dbg/ feel like they're posted by actual browns compared to the ones in /dbs/probably because most of /dbg/ are confirmed Sharty posters unlike /dbs/
>>154888647Doesn't Gensokyo exist to maintain ambiguity and mystery to allow Youkai and other supernatural beings to continue to exist?Therefore, outside of Gensokyo, where scientific measurements and human desire to label and categorize things, does that not in and of itself indicate that it is a mistake to try and powerscale Touhou in general?
>>154888835When has that ever stopped people?
>>154888765You can see on the pic that the Hifuu music collection releases the 16 of this month But I might be wrong on the mainline game part, as ZUN's announcement for something at the later half of this year could mean the release of New Classic or the Hifuu club volume
>>154888835People powerscale Iron Giant, nothing is sacred for powerscalers
>>154888882Sorry, I meant gamewise.
>>154887349Wtf
>>154888851>>154888905Well sure, I guess I just mean that because the series itself follows this conception, then wouldn't it mean that the text itself is telling us that no answers exist for a reason?
>>154887349Is this a pasta? Can I see the original?
>>154885931I hate this trend so much is unreal engine 5, holy shit
>>154887939Remember when people here tried to pass the earthbound novels as canon? And then try to pass those as legitimately Outerversal?Funny how all that bravado disappeared the second someone looked at that with a minimum of scrutiny Ness needs wank and generous interpretations to even temporarily reach 4D
>friskTROON trying to downplay NessNess is going to bend Frisk over and shove his bat up her asshole.
>>154889103Considering they composited a bunch of incompatible Godzillas with different origins, pretending the mother novels count doesn't seem that absurd.
The best part is Ness doesn't even the novels to GAPE Undertale's asshole wide open.
>>154889171>>154889209I can post Frisk surviving a timeline being erased on top of him, ON SCREEN Can you do the same for Ness?
>>154888811Because they come from hatred (and ignorance) instead of being just for laughs
>>154889228>I can post Frisk surviving a timeline being erased on top of him, ON SCREEN She relies only on statements. Post Frisk doing any that>Can you do the same for Ness?Yeah, of course
>>154889238>"relies only on statements>proceeds to post statementsNess vs Frsik is just a statements fight
>>154889251>FrsikESLrisk...
>>154889263I'm a third party
>Troony Frisk cannot even lift up a stick that's not even 10% as big as her>CHADDY Ness can effortlessly lift up a giant steel submarine
>>154889284KWAB.
>>154889284And to think Asriel jobs to this kid...
>>154889284>Sans casually breaks that
>>154889308Toby Fox confirmed he needed to use dynamite to break it. Even Sans is sub-branch level
>the average submarine weighs over 16k tons>BITCHrisk canot even lift up a branch that weights 1kg
>>154889329ANDHISFRIENDSTOOOOOOOS!nessura…
>>1548893341/4 of 16k tons is still more than 1 kg twig
>1 second after Ness vs Frisk beginngs
>>154889337Where there does it say he carried 1/4? I carried rowboats in school and without fail it’d just be me and 1 other kid doing the lifting while the faggot kids would only pretend to lift their share.
>>154889352That's lowballing. Ness clearly did the most of the heavy lifting. 16k tons go to him alone.
>>154889362Clearly…in your headcanon.
>>154888811I'm a former /dbs/ poster and I made one of the posts you replied to. I'm a white Christian.
>>154889367Post any line of dialogue that explicitly says Ness did not lift it. FriskTROONS will live in a world of denial until they join the 41%.
>>154889371post hands holding your Bible
didn't G1 say Frisk wins?
>>154889374I got multiple Bibles. You really want it?
>>154889391Oh yeah? How many books are in the bible?
>>154889389https://g1-team.com/2023/05/07/210/Team Ness (5)Team Frisk (13) Team Raz (2)
>>154889421>poorly researched by troons who have an undertale bias
>>154889424they gave Ness the manga and novels
>>154889437>>>>>>>>>>>>POORLY RESEARCHED
>>154889421NESSISSIES EMERGENCY MEETING DISCORD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Death Battle would probably make Frisk win her death battle against Ness because it's always been a rage-bait show and they are afraid of what UndertaleTROONS would do if she lost her little fan fiction match.
>Frisk will have better speed no matter what>Frisk can reset indefinitely and depending on the route Frisk also has infinite healing>Frisk needs to jump through less hoops to get to multiversal than Ness does to even reach universe levelSounds like Frisk gapes pretty easily. NEXT!
>>154889409It depends on your denomination. For me it's 66 since I'm a Protestant. I believe it's a few extra for Catholics and I think Ethiopian Orthodox have the most.
>>154889465Okay, you pass.
>>154889461You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.1.7K·2.1K
>>154889421According to this Marisa RAPES and GAPES Asriel and his entire verse!
>>154889475I'm going to fucking hang myself
>>154889484Undertale fan btw
>>154889484Ness sister...
>>154889484Ness...
OKAY I JUST WANT MY HERO TO WIN! THAT GAME HAS SO MANY TROONS IT MADE ME REALIZE I WAS A TROON TOO. JUST LET ME WIN THIS DEATH BATTLE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE.
>>154889373Post any line of dialogue that explicitly says I did not fuck your mother, NessTROON
How the fuck did troons manage to power wank Undertale when there are literally zero feats. It's almost as retarded as powerfagging slay the princess.
>>154889509>troons look in the mirror and believe a balding 20 year old man with a beard is a woman>troons look into a shit indie game that flopped that everyone the world fucking hates and only fucking pussies fucking play with no fucking feats and full of troons has featsSimply delusions from the usual axe wound subjectes
>>154889501Ness... I'm sorry...
>>154889509Slay the Princess at least has TLQ and TSM be actual gods that embody concepts. Undertale is 99% meta game stuff.
>>154889509A character in Undertale called save files timelines so they go off that
>>154889509Featsissy... Nobody cares about your on screen slop, strength comes from all sources
Yup. I won.
>>154889551GODness
>>154889551CHADhou
>ANNIHILATES Firefly respectfully
>>154889567hi
>>154889570>Man slut anon is back I missed you...
>>154889570She'd only look at you if you're her father
Dance if you're a homosexual retard with no feats that'll die to aids soon
>>154889501Frisksister...
>>154889421RAZTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!nessura…
>>154889586
>>154889586>>154889608two bottoms fighting...
>troons in Earthbound : 0>troons in Undertale and Deltarune: 15 and counting
>>154889623and this is a bad thing because...?
>>154889623is that true or is it just headcanon?
>
Frisk? No amount of determination can beat an unstoppable force like GODnic. Sonic runs through the entire underground in less than an attosecond and slits the throat of every monster. When Frisk realities he alone he does not give up. Sonic tells him he's only wasting his time and instantly slits his throat. Frisk loads back into the last save, Sonic repeats the same process with no effort. He kills Frisk a trillion times in the span of one one trillionth of a second. Eventually Sonic gets bored of this play and begins to run laps around Frisk and ages him up so he is an adult. Frisk's new body feels a strange urge. Stronger than determination. Being a fucking FAGGOT. Frisk's tiny little stick penetrates Sonic' tight blue asshole and Sonic pushes him to the ground calling him a faggot while Frisk only proves him right. Frisk only reloads his save to technically last a second against GODnic. KO!
>>154889524Unrelated but when did axe wounds start to refer to troons only? It used to be used for actual women since vaginas resembled an axe wound
>>154889676these babes are hotter then all the ladies in my series Bioniclesbro…
>>154889639Mettaton might be an allegory.Mad Dummy -> Mad Mew Mew does come with a pronoun change.So that's one to two in Undertale.The Mother series has the Magypsies, but they are specifically that way from birth.But also Fassad did transition to be a man (or is very much implied to be a Magypsy that abandoned the Magypsies).So 1:1-2.
>>154889679>tdlrSonic is lame.
>>154889709Deltarune added more troons
The winner is Ness!That feels fucking good to say out loud
>>154889676UH NESSBROS WTF IS THIS???
People keep asking why Kratos always wins all the battles he's put in. Like what is the secret sauce that makes Kratos always win? And the answer is that Kratos is like any other fictional character in that he can't be contained within any power scale, he's beyond power scaling. If you think you've figured him out you've missed something...or not understood him fully. Even all the other Tier 0s combined can't stand up to him.
>>154889676WOW 0.000000000000001% OF THE TROONS IN UNDERTALE!
>>154889676>clearly meant to be a mocking gag towards trannies
>*Pepper Steak plays*
>>154889746It’s literally just a popularity contest or poll. His fanboys are either normalfags who don’t really give a shit about powerscaling or are mentally deranged scalers. It’s a win win for Kratos in both cases since he always has his cult.
>all the RPGs posted now have fanbases filled with trannies and creators that encourage themmy RPG doesn't have that problem
>>154889815>... as The Batter gets ERASED by Chara
>>154889831Five Nights at Fuckboys...
>>154889831Warhammer? TES? Souls?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z0O0FRBSBdAScroll vs Rapier
>>154889676This is making me dysphoric...
>>154889838....in her dreams meanwhile in reality the CHADtter has pinned down Chara and his bat is penetrating her asshole.
>pedophilia
>>154889878Shut up Hal Jordan
We need more BBC in this thread. BE BETTER MEN!
>>154889878>>154889904Go on
>>154889878/v/..../a/....
>>154889914
>>154889919Deku...
>>154889679You're getting Put Back in your gay little world FAGnic.
>>154889977>FAGrio can only parrot GODnic
>FAGjo's FAGGOT AdventureGODnic no diffs everyone there.
>>154884967k
>FAGrisk>FAGotsuki>FAGmoriABOVEGODnic the KINGOFKINGSTHEFASTESTTHINGINREALITYhog ages them all up and they become FAGGOTS for Sonic's tight blue asshole.
SHITnic melty
LOOOOORRRRRRRDDDDDNNNNNIIIIICCCCCCCC!
BbcBbcBbcBbcBbcBbc
>>154889977My hero
>>154890035Sonic would get actually fucking raped by Star Platinum though
>>154889850>Rapier beating up Orbital's loser offspring to feel better
>>154889878...is what my verse excels in.
>FAGjoFAGGOT having FAGGOT fantasies
>>154890095The Undertale fandom...
>>154890063Not even Batter can purify SLURPnic's faggotry
What if I just said "No" to losing?
>>154890095FAGrio...FAGoku...FAGlly...FAGzilla....FAGsday...FAGru...FAGi...FAGji...FAGnya...FAGrisk....FAGmori...FAGenna...FAGaine...FAGtos...
>Casually enters the thread....
>>154890110>THETRUEGODnic >a FAGGOTPROJECTINGFAGrio...
>>154890115Idk I kind of wasn't even attempting to fight, didn't even know a fight was going on, don't have an opponent, and don't know who he is, or even what his feats are, all I have are weird statements and even those statements are pretty weak.
>>154885074Toa is his title, his name is Tahu. It's kinda weird to just call him that, specially cause he mostly hangs out with five-six other Toa.
>>154887368You should sneak it in to the gif of Wally destroying every timeline version of Sonic
>>154889676Man, Toby Fox sure likes to copy the GENIUS of Itoi
>>154890139AGNOSTOS......
>>154890142>possessing a unique talent for find the most comfortable spot to avoid exertion.Yep, that's you.
>>154890085At least post the right image.
Who wins between composite Wicked Witch of the West and composite Jabberwock?
>>154890101Sonic manchild not directly responding because he hopes Jotaro won't notice him talking shit
>FAGtaro ankle biting when GODnic can move in stopped time
>>154884967>Pic Related >Saitama doing this the Broly after seeing this fake edit video: Man, do nerds really have no lives to resort to making up fake scenarios where I lose to people I easily one shot?
>>154890194Wicked Witch has negress scaling now
>>154890234>sub-planet leveltama>popeye rape victimtama
>>154890194Composite Jabberwock includes the Black Souls version, who is an eldritch goddess strong enough to rape Grimm
Why is Sonic so strong and cool? Everybody loves him. He's more popular than even Superman.
>>154890126>Ferocious...>Heinous...>Overbearing...>If you talk about this man those are the words that you would use to describe him.>His sunglasses keep some of it hidden, but anyone who looks closely at him can see what he is hiding.>Coming out of his jet black outfit are arms made to be in the edge of bursting. >The extraordinary amount of veins that pop out of his arms, tell the extreme metabolism of this man.>His height, easily exceeds 190 centimeters. His weight, easily exceeds 100 kilos.>But this mans pace and stride is as light as that of a feline on the hunt. His very outline, shaking.>This man, his guard, even if lightning was to strike he would be able to respond to it on time.>Even though there was wax in his hair, it slowly began to rise.....
>gets his arms, legs, feet, hands and eyelids cut off by OWNeyplays >gets his skin ripped off and thrown into a dumpster filled with salt and broken glass by Chris>All of his friends laugh as they watch him slowly die>Corey fucks Amy Rose >Dave beats his astrobot speedrun Yeah I'm thinking it's over for Sonicsissies...
>>154890285Sonic is the most popular character of all time because of how powerful, cool, charming, handsome, witty, fast he is
>>154890181KEKAROOOOOO
>>154890285Loses the scaling of getting a good game apparently.
>>154890293You think those guys are scary? It's been confirmed Joshua Tomar is capable of entering his "Red form" which allows him to shapeshift into anything he wants.
>>154890297>most popular character of all time And other lies rodent cultists tell themselves
Sonic lost
>>154890285Because his tight blue asshole is just so breedable
>>154890288Truly the Simon Cowell of martial arts.
I really don't care about Sonic.
>>154885074>>154890141Calling him Toa is like calling Darth Vader just Darth
Sonic is the greatest, most well written character in all of fiction.
MUs for this feeling?
>>154890390....his virginity at the young age of 5 with every female to ever exist in reality and fiction because he's a natural born CHAD
>>154884759Realistically why would you want to be a universe buster? You could destroy your verse on accident. And if your absolute worst villains won't destroy the universe just like that and your claim to universe busting is scaling to them, then you're a fraud. It's a lose-lose for you to be a universe level character
>Pedophilic fantasies
>>154890426Obi Wan did just that in ANH
>>154890420FUCK YOU! Fucking kill yourself you stupid piece of shit! I really don't care if you die! NO ONE DOES! Stop being obsersed with Sonic! YOU BITCH! You Fuck whore! Fuck off Rerard! DIE bitch!
>>154890435Has Yuno Gasai ever been on Desth Battle? Who could she fight?
Simon is not Outerversal
>>154890429Not even close. The fans consistently complain about how he's written in both games and comics. Not the Manga tho since they can't read Japanese and he's not that popular there
>>154890482YOUR OBSESSED!
>>154890489You're*
>>154890488Sonic is the embodiment of freedom and cucky little bitckes who want to be bossed around all day hate him but can't understand why so they just say he is poorly written which is completely and 100% false because Sonic is the opposite of oppression and wants nothing more than to life free which makes him a good well written character actually but idiots can not understand that so they make these stupid baseless accusations in a fumbled attempt to make Sonic look gay
>>154890437The older stacy that you had a crush on when you were a kid is currently getting railed by Chad who is at the same age as her
>>154890579>random cuckshit fantasies Yup, it's FAGrio
>Toas are capable of perceiving and reacting to being given the omniscience to see not just every single molecule across all of existence but also dimensions beyond space and time (immeasurable)F V A R K!
>>154890569So you're saying rodent fans don't understand the character they claim to be a fan of?
>>154890500YOU'UNS NEED TO STOP. GET HELP!
>>154890585>shotakek unable to accept the reality check proceeds to goal avatarposting movingChecks out
>Kills you with HaxNothing personal
>Kills you with AxNothing Personal
>>154890600Ninja bros???
>>154890622>shotakekCHADnic is a natural born CHAD. He was practically an adult his entire life.
>>154890639Ah my favorite jester! Do the little dance I like.
>>154890655Or WHAT?
>>154890668I'll bust a mountain
>>154890600This also means they could effortlessly TANK the Cosmos Devil, Unlimited Void and Superboy Prime's Roar of LORE btw
>>154890650>shotakek fanficingyawn What's next? Can't remove the Kamina kissing Yoko scene out of your head for another 4 days 20 minutes and 12 seconds?
>>154890639Sweetbaby.inc ruined him so badly.
>>154890674
>>154890668Or I'll become a worse man
>>154888713Is with "C" of Cratos
My entire VERSE gets ANNIHILATED by high school level prose...
>>154890703Kai.....
>>154890639Sweetbaby.inc save gaming as we know it.
>>154890517A 10 year old classic
Sonic fucking rules.
>>154890478She could fight Carol Ferris
I need attention...
>>154890734It's an okay drive in. It's not that great
>Just once, I need lore...>I need STATEMENTS HRAAAAAAGH
>>154890600Ah fuck books are gonna carry again aren't they
Is powerscaling important to writing? Does it set off your autistic rage when an author doesn't care to keep it consistent in their world?
>>154890747FRISKTOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>154890758Yes. If you end your series and nobody is a casual universe buster than your series isn't worth shit.
Death battle combatants for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZPem2-SHk
>>154890758The only power scaling trope in writing that bothers me is the over use of the worf effect. Especially if the the character they have get humiliated to show off how dangerous the new villain is never wins a fight
>>154890758Most long running media break consistency for a one-off cool moment that the powerscaling autists obsess over
>>154890600Oh yeah Tahu is gonna win
Well?
>>154890838Congrats on hitting a million views after only ONE WHOLE WEEK!
>>154890435My cute girlfriend vs me (her cute boyfriend)
>>154890838"Well" what? Am I supposed to congratulate you for getting the most dimeless DB episode of the indie era?
*dodges my rival to go smurf on a guy in the most dimeless matchup in DB history*
>>154889719If Sonic was lame then there wouldn't have been a death battle episode where Metal Sonic RAPES and GAPES Cell and his entire verse.
>>154890925Bakugo...Deku...Shoto...
>>154890926>whipping out your top form for super saiyan 2KWAB! I HATE WEAKLING
>>154890838Caine vs Tenna was better
>>154890926>SUBMISSIVESLUTku drawing GODnic looking dominate with cute fuck-me eyes
Who is the strongest? The answer is quite obvious.I AM
>>154890982SONIIIIIIIIC
>>154890963>Rigged fight where HBOCnna only won because of actual outside help
BITCHku got FOLDED by ROCK-SAMA, THE SOLID
>>154890989>BUILDING LEVELkuna...>PLANET LEVELagg...>BARELY EVEN CANON king...
>>154890989>weaker Yuji>weaker Invincible>literal whoI agree. I fucking hate Death Battles where the analysis is just "AND HE'S JUST AS STRONG AS THIS OTHER GUY WHO COULD ONE SHOT HIM"
There was this copypasta about comic book events that talks about shit like "THE DARK UNIVERSE" and "EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE"? Anyone got it? I don't remember how the rest went.
Feats? Well, I got hype moments, aura, phonk edits, and those AMVs where they match the sound effects to the beat, is that anything?
I got nothing
>>154891202FAGrisk...
List Death Battles you disagree with.For me:GVS3HulkzillaKrasuraOmnidock
>>154891291thoseHal vs BenDio vs AlucardGru vs Megamind
>>154891265ERENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSdiosura...cellsura...meruemsura...lightsura...johansura...griffithsura...sukunasura...makimasura...muzansura...
Let's just say while I got GAPED, I didn't get raped. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, he was simply too strong after all *laughs*
>>154891206>FAG risk...but enough about Ness and his fans.
We need more street tier fights. Choose your fighters.>Adam Smasher vs Frank Horrigan>Revy vs Valmet>Roberta vs Mukuro Ikusabe>Wonder of U vs SCP-096
>>154887326Hitler is a jobber
>>154889676nessTROONS... i think we unironically have more trannies in our game AND fanbase than undertale AND deltarune COMBINED.
>>154890703Asura...
>>154890319Mario would rape them all
>>154890703Composite fiction after fighting Suggsverse...
>>154889284>>154889308>that stick is multiversalWow, Ness would get RAPED by it.
Can the golden armor use multiple powers simultaneously?
>>154890758If your story revolves around fighting you NEED to care about the internal Powerscaling of the story
Respected verses with a good reputation:MarvelDCSuper MarioGod of WarDragon BallChainsaw ManInvinciblePokemonSpawnGodzillaIf you see someone posting characters from these verses you can expect a clean fruitful debate.Jester verses:Undertale/DeltaruneGurran LagganBaki the GrapplerJujutsu KaisenTouhouSonic the HedgehogBleachMy Hero AcademiaIf you see someone posting or shilling one of these ignore, because they will spam weak cucks for an entire thread
>>154891389KyleKEK...
Bipolar women are the pinnacle of STRENGTH
>>154890600aren't dimensions in Bionicles planet sized?
^ This bait is too obvious.
>>154891389KEKyle LOST.
>>154891398It specifically calls it a plane of existence as opposed to Matoran Universe (Mata Nui) and dimensions where the concept of space and time hold no meaning
>>154891389This is all true. You forgot to put Asura's Wrath in the Jester Verse section.
>>>154891389>This is all true. You forgot to put Asura's Wrath in the Jester Verse section.
>>154891373>>154891420He broke you.
Now that this thread is finished it's clear Sonic the Hedgehog won it
>>154891291OmniDockKraSuraGaara/Toph
>>154891389Uh oh! MHAsissy meltdown incoming.
>>154891389Who invited chainscaler man to the respected verses section
The winners?SonicAsuraNessCaine
>>154891333>>Wonder of U vs SCP-096how is that street tier? 096 literally moved the sun
>>154891443>3 undisputable correct death battlesHuh?
>>154891291Ignoring the obviously wrong ones?Voltron vs MegazordAlex vs ColeAizen vs Madara
>>3 undisputable correct death battles…on Planet Retard.
Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2026 18:25:43 No.154604187 ViewReportPost Kratos destroying a multiversePost Kratos destroying a universePost Kratos destroying a galaxyPost Kratos destroying a solar systemPost Kratos destroying a starPost Kratos destroying a planetPost Kratos destroying a moonPost Kratos destroying a continentPost Kratos destroying a countryPost Kratos destroying a mountainPost Kratos destroying a cityPost Kratos moving faster than lightPost Kratos moving lightspeedPost Kratos moving relativisticPost Kratos moving hypersonicJust do it. No words necessary. Post the image. Post the video. Now.
>>154891411He didn't lose hard enough lmao.I would agree with capeshit getting a W against Godzilla if it specifically did not include Ultima, although I generally see infinite universal arguments for Godzilla (which are mathematically the same as infinite multiverses or megaverses or some shit) but those I admit are weaker than Ultima's crazy shit.Oh wait this is a shitposting thread uhhh I mean BANNER ONLY ABLE TO GET A WIN AGAINST AN ULTIMA MADE BY SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T READ SINGULAR POINT, ENDS UP FRAUDCHECKED IN AN OFFICIAL CROSSOVER
>>154891389Canon and correct btw. I've interacted with fans of the Respected Verses section and they always provide good debates and excel in thread quality.
>>154891483I-I-I…..
>>154891389What about pic related
>>154891483Kratos destroyed your mind, which is an R > F feat.
>>154891503Power rangers are cool I guess
>>154891468No he didn't.
Boom
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>>154891389CAUSE I'M A MARVEL CHAD YES I AM!
>>154891578Cucks aren't chads
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,>Illuminated by the fire on me…>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!>Wife… in… labor…>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain of boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!
>seething sissyGODvel is the strongest there is.
>>154884759Sonic homosex
>>154891600Can you post Marvel not getting its entire cucky cosmology soloed and all life in it snuffed out by Raven on screen on Death Battle?
>>154891600... in the cuckold competition
>>154891265Funny because his homeland got glassed anyways
>>154891600...in FANON battle's FANFICTION
>>154891641>>154891641>>154891641It's Mario's turn
>>154891627>rigged battleDone.>>154891636>cuck fantasies out of nowhereThis isn't MHA.
>>154891389There's just no way for this to not be unintentionally funny
>>154890250Saitama is universal if not more. And he has no weakness to powerscaling feats.
>>154891578Bakugou would turn peter into roadkill by accident
>>154891658>This isn't [series explicitly said to be based on Marvel and especially Spider-Man]
>>154891726>still seethingYour verse is fraudulent
>>154891747Fraudulent in the cuckold department yes
>>154890926No, Sonic is a poor plagurized rip off and is thus weaker than Goku.
>>154891511Kamen rider
cucky power rangerscucky kamen ridercucky toku
>>154889725I'm behind on Deltarune.
