Fast Food Mascots
little caesars does suck and i'll be a bitch about it
>>154897723"Comics & Cartoons" doesn't mean "Anything Drawn"
>>154897733It is hot and it is ready, anon.
At first glance I thought this was Fun With a Pencil. I need to get back into drawing.
I like their pizz, the balance is better than Domminos or Pizz Hut, and their compliments make more sense in a pizza place more than fucking cinamon rolls or some other crap
>>154897723She's better with a longer nose
>>154897723What about just food mascots?
>>154898007And a more simplistic design that goes along well woth the dude too
>>154898010
>>154897751I mean yes it kinda does
>>154898010>>154898020Is she from a soda or a cereal ad?
>>154898020More brands should try using a tomboy to sell their producthttps://vimeo.com/77774176>>154898036french cookie company, they had a very short lived attempt to make a CGI short film with their cast of knights, squires, and a princess fighting a villain stealing their cookies.
>>154897723
>>154898029It doesn't, but nobody cares about this place.
>>154898048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfIqYGat7qQ>Jailbait tomboyin the immortal words of Orsen Welles:>"Mwaaaaaah, the French!"
>>154898067Well go cry to a Jannie then faggot
>>154898076What part of >nobody cares about this placedidn't you understand?
>>154898085There was more of this one, right?
>>154898085genuinely surprised the ladytron standee doesn't ever seem to get vandalized, this being america and all
Burger King died in my eyes the day they stopped using the King.
>>154898141I've always thought the Kids Club kids were the rightful BK mascots.
>>154898100There is tons of fanart of her.As far as I know the only official art of her is the one the standee is made of and something for the menu.
>>154898036Soda mascot you say?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5sy3yXJmmc
>>154897723>No Mac Tonight Come on, what's the worst that could happen?
>>154898085>>154898150She's adorable.
>>154898101It's in a predominantly white region of America.
>>154898020Little slut
>>154897723Weird how mountain dew was hillbilly themed
>>154897723Would Little Caesars guy get along with Zach Hadel?
>>154897723>Leaving out the LC in the hem of the toga.
>>154897751Mascots occasionally get animated content.
Can't be a good mascot if they're not aggressively eager to consume the product no matter what.
>>154901679>poptart nurseUh oh, here we gofuck yes
>>154901679fat fuck
>>154897733No one promised you it would be good. Just that it would be HOT and READY, which it is, cunt.
>>154898007Artist?
>>154897723This artist draws the same girl a hundred times but I forgive him
pizza pizza............sexo sexo............
>>154904434
>>154897723the pizza thing again?
>>154898584>TFW if you had a fortune you'd invest in The Ladytron's restaurant owners to open chain branches just so you can also grow the Ladytron mascot/lore
>>154898048Ruby Rose?
>>154905692Who would you anon's cast as her VA in a commercial?I'd probably go with Grey DeLisle and use her Lor/Hortense voice. give her a Cheery disposition and an obsession with sandwiches.
>>154897733FPBP. I fucking hate the crowd that's like >eerm, actually it's hella underrated tho?>Ohhh muh fond memories of this pizzaYour teacher was a cheapskate, your memories mean NOTHING. It's the bare minimum possible iteration of pizza, it's on par with frozen pizzas. The only reason you should ever get little ceasers over anything else is if you want the vague facsimile of a pizza's texture, which a frozen one always lacks. >b-b-but it's reliable!You know what else is reliable? PAYING 5 MORE BUCKS FOR A DECENT FUCKING PIZZA YOU CHEAP FAGGOT.
>>154898010do you ever wonder what they(the creators) thought when they saw porn of her for the first time
Little Caesars > Pizza Hut ~ Papa Johns > power gap > Dominos You will not convince me otherwise. But alsoThat one local Pizza place near where you live, you know the one > All of them
>>154899096Wasn't mountain dew originally a mixer/chaser for whisky and moonshine? And people started instead drinking mountain dew straight up instead.Hell, Coke used to be a cocaine medicinal drink.
>>154897751i mean they kinda are cartoon characters of western origin
>>154905770I could also see Lara Jill Miller doing a voice for her. She might be able to sell the "manic sandwich nerd" energy
>>154897733Last few times the house ordered from them the pizzas are so fucking greasy it goes through the box.
>>154907929I picture she's got a Southern accent.
>>154898085ah, ladytron
>>154898085They cooked hard and it's not even their food
>>154898145>Kids Club kidsThey might as well lean fully into their reputation and call it the Kids Klub Kids.
>>154906489Call me Brutus cause I wanna hit that twink from the back.
>>154904434Ruined
>>154898150there's actually a custom figurine of her inside
>>154906489I like this one too.
>>154906489>same voice tho
All jokes aside, I really do like it when restaurants have iconic recognizable mascots, it's a part of pop culture that I feel is kinda of underrated.Would love to see more /co/ content of them in general.
>>154908995Too bad Burger King phased out the King.
For me, it's Carl's Jr.'s Happy Starhttps://youtu.be/EQZFmHNMFkAhttps://youtu.be/Zd9F6GZRZDIhttps://youtu.be/LiOK75ixrlwhttps://youtu.be/Vw7Pv742tEMhttps://youtu.be/kLuaM98Kn2whttps://youtu.be/8x6gnSOTM60https://youtu.be/P9cQ4uLullYhttps://youtu.be/HsEXZznYgPAhttps://youtu.be/RA6NuWmjTe8https://youtu.be/y4C-5fL3Gschttps://youtu.be/-Jk5mE1u1oYhttps://youtu.be/7c4uO8j56ZI
>>154897723>>154904322>>154904434Abysmal goonercoal>>154898007Understands the assignmentKnow the difference
>>154908995people get too hung up on the advertisement part of them. if more companies represented themselves with cartoon characters, people probably wouldn't mind them as much.the whole "advertising to children" angle also complicates things.
>>154909158>Come on kids, cry to your parents to eat our industrial slop! You'll get a TOY!>Try the new 40 ouncer dirty soda, with crushed cookies and redbull in it!>Eat our deep fried slopper burger made with extra random beef chunks parts! Extra CHOONKY!
>>154908089I'd love to hear her with a VA like Alice from The Critic, it was actually one of my first choices.But the restaurant is in Indiana so I feel like picking a southern drawl for her voice wouldn't be quite right. Then again they are very close to Kentucky so it might be something you can handwave.Chances are though you'd end up with Sandy Cheeks like voice, not a bad outcome either.
I know most people only know Wendy's mascot through porn or the Twitter memes, but she was in some charming animated commercials before that too.https://youtu.be/Lr4vCaYjMhgAlso, it's interesting how she was portrayed as a kid, but nowadays when you see the logo talking in commercials, she has more of a young adult voice.So she went from a little girl to an adult dressed like a little girl, probably for obvious reasons considering how advertising and the public image of Wendy's has changed.
Enough with the gooner slop, give Little Ceaser some respect.https://youtu.be/WNB1LlgncO0https://youtu.be/_AgT23Yhh2Ehttps://youtu.be/Ivfbvv3b14Q
>>154899096Because before it was the funny gamer drink, Mountain Dew was slang for Illegal Moonshine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEcz8I64Mz0I've never seen a Rax.
>>154909560Speaking of Wendy's.
>>154898085Holy shit, cute and hot.
>>154909700Why does he look like the Pink Panther dude? Is it by the same cartoonist?
>>154897723honestly i feel like restaurant mascots prolly have it the worst these days; most of them are either dead or put into the freezer until the next collectible boom(or are drug-addicted gyarus, in the case of a once-powerful rat)
>>154909950Nah, they just look similar.
>>154909950>>154911033I used to think it was the same dude.
You want Hannah's red hot sausage, don't you?
>>154911109>No pork
>>154898071I'm disappointed they aren't all siblings.
>>154897823He's standing on your pizzas though
>>154897723Caesar looks a lot like Charlie.
>>154911437
>canonically had a vasectomy
I have a soft spot for the mascot of Roky's, a Peruvian chicken fast food restaurant I used to eat at when I still lived there.
>>154911962They also have a silly looking mascot costume of him.
>>154911978Also, you would think his name is Roky, since that's the name of the restaurant, but he's actually called Rokyto.
>>154909859this is so lame and gay
https://youtu.be/T69XVKP2b_0
>>154911558Good for him I guess?
>>154911437>>154911441God I want to knock her up so much it's unreal
>>154898085
>>154914284Thanks LT, hydration is very important.
>>154909700Does the Little Caesar wife show up in any other commercials?
>>154906442Jackpot!
>>154915440Yeah, can't find many online thohttps://youtu.be/cMNOp8buzqo
This image.
>>154917091>Subway brothersOh this has not aged well
>>154897733I really dont get the Little Ceasars hate and it really feels like one of those stupid fake outrage things like not putting pineapple on pizza
>>154917091I prefer this one.
>>154914284Lovely, more artists should draw fast food mascots.
>>154917091The Subway Boys look just like Linkara, the light bringer
>>154917722It's because if you have ever had better pizza, you wouldn't want it. Especially if you live in proximity to numerous great local places like I do. It's insulting. Then you get poor contrarian brown fucks who grew up below the poverty like worshipping it up and down like they're taking a stand for the little guy trying their best (i's a fucking chain) because their parents wanted to say they got pizza when their kids wanted it but didn't want to actually get a treat so they could spend their money on beer.
>>154897723that's just Zach hadel
>>154906489wow how easy was that to fix this travesty
>>154919608faggot
>>154917722I'm old enough to remember when Pizza Hut used to be sit down restaurants that served beer. The pizzas used to be made on the spot when you ordered.
>>154898101For some odd reason I thought this was in russia
>>154908995it's crazy that Ronald McGoddamnDonald, the second most famous mascot in world history, is functionally retired at this point. I haven't seen him in years
>>154909399Its the parent's fault for being easily manipulated retards. Modern types just sit their kids in front of a tablet and cry for censorship instead of monitoring what they watch.
>>154909560it's fascinating how Western/Country 'good ol times' advertising has totally disappeared over the last 40 years. everything is just an urbanite 'hip' mush, like we aren't allowed to be nostalgic for anything quaint or from before the 1980s anymore.
surprised nobody dug into the facebook page to post this pic. Also they have a website with a merch page, gonna buy me a 5 dollar sticker later
>they censored the Coppertone kidwe used to be a real country
>>154920599>Fast Food Mascots>CoppertoneMmm... sunscreen.
>>154920496Sucks cause they still use and sell products of Birdie, Grimace, and Hamburglar every so often, while Ronald is completely absent.There's a Ronald-shaped hole in McDonald's.
>>154920807I got the Grimace fifa cup and it has Ronald on it
>>154920825Should've said that he's barely seen in stuff.He gets a cameo in a cup, but not a modern marketable plushie, shit's crazy.
>>154920807I haven't seen the McDonaldland Gang outside of deliberate nostalgiabaiting like >>154920825 in years either. the FIFA cup was specifically for Grimace's anniversary of creation or something
Morton salt girl, my beloved
>>154920474The place does look like a shanty when it's not sunny outside.
>>154920848Every so often they'll make some new themed Happy Meal with the gang, but specifically without Ronald.
>>154920848Here's the Minecraft one, with Grimace, Birdie and Hamburglar, but again no Ronald.
>>154920848They did use him in the McDonaldland meal for 2025, but I don't think they had a choice there.Plus, it's not anything actually new, just more nostalgiabaiting, which the gang inherently already is, but at least they're allowed to get some actually new products.
>>154920876Yeah I just took that for slavic charm
Speaking of Ronald and the gang, anyone remember this version from the 2000s?This was the one I was familiar with as a kid, still really like that thick outline style.
>>154920736Yeah, ingesting viscious chemicals!
>>154920941That Grimace has serious Homestar Runner energy
I do not understand how /co/, the board that loves girls who fart, never had any attachment to the bean loving mother and daughter from that Heinz "Up" parody.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulk2rBSKkQ
>>154920941I instinctively default to the Klasky Csupo version from the OVAs they made for McDicks around 2000-2001.
>>154897733It's hot and ready. That's all they promise.
>>154911558Actually the guy who wrote it said it was Hemorrhoid surgeryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiGUuIAJCcg
>>154917722because its fucking assa decade and a half ago when you were paying ten bucks for like 3 larges sure who gives a shit if its cardboard but its 2026 and shit is expensive nowIts the same shit with subway. Yeah, maybe the meme picked up too much steam and people have latched onto it but the core point of it being shit still exists and doesn't stop existing just because people are getting a bit hyperbolic with it
Shirley Lock Box from Del Taco
>>154921101>its fucking assI dunno, every time I've ordered (like 4 times in total), it's been extremely tasty.
>>154921020I'm not gonna lie anon, they all look kinda boring and generic.
>>154921071>>154909815>>154911558>place called RaxHere's an ad campaign they should've ran with: normal commercial, showing off normal food, but every single actress on screen has at least DD cup tits. don't draw any attention to it, don't have them act sultry or anything. they just happen to all have a huge rack.
>>154921071>Mr. Delicious has anger and hostility issues he needs a therapist's help to keep in checkThat man is a serial killer, he's lost his cool too many times and done... things, in the heat of the moment.
>>154906157>>154897733A real man never insults Little Caesars. Your high brow palette would kill you in an apocalypse.
>>154898048It really bothers me everyone but the main Prince got names, unless they mention it at some point and I didn't get it.https://youtu.be/tfIqYGat7qQhttps://youtu.be/BR9CZX1hSechttps://youtu.be/GCvKOrPel-Ihttps://youtu.be/LP71HA_W26chttps://youtu.be/Wu83ILdwcjohttps://youtu.be/8-wR4jLfm5Ehttps://youtu.be/CGcrTuzoxZshttps://youtu.be/FiyWjpH4WPUI really do wish they had made more with these characters, they're a charming little cast.
>>154921112Looks interesting, but is there more? Google gets me literally 0 results.
>>154921211>A real man never insults Little Caesars. Your high brow palette would kill you in an apocalypse.A real man lives without government assistance.Anon, you dumbass, there won't be any pizza in the apocalypse. I don't have to eat dogshit to survive right now, but you elect to do it before the first shot's even fired.
>>154921174Eh, I think the mom at least has charm to her.Plus look at this, her ultrasound showed literal beans in her uterus. She's about to blow. For as many times as I've seen this board meme the fuck out of girls needing to fart super bad it's almost bizarre this never became part of that zeitgeist.I guess it just came too late to join the daily Harley Threads.
>>154921071That's not a lot better and they certainly didn't try to avoid speculation.
>>154920876It looks like some kind of dystopian movie set.
>>154920462
Everyone remembers the Taco Bell Chihuahua, but what about Nacho and Dog?https://youtu.be/3qZl7KJZTUI
>>154921269Here's something I actually found while searching, Del, Neena, and Mr. Nibbles.There are apparently even was a DS game that is now lost.
>>154906157This. Some chains like Pizza Pizza and Domino's rely on fat dudes high off their rocker ordering huge pizzas at 2am because no sober being would ever willingly choose to eat at fucking PIZZA PIZZA
>>154917722When I was in middleschool, a classmate of mine said she was running away from home over not wanting Little Ceasars for dinner the previous night. So basically it's spoiled 12 year old girl mentality.
>>154897733Fuck little ceasars they always got my order wrong
>>154921269Nothing else unfortunately. There were basically no web results (other than resale listings) even when Del Taco was still giving out these puzzle toys ten years ago. I recall seeing the characters with different outfits in the same pose but never seen them used outside of the toys or menus.
>>154897733The new Spider-man Pizza smacks tho gonna be sad when they stop making it.
>>154921609grab
Little Caesars tastes like Papa Murphy's that I left in the fridge overnight. Which is to say, I wouldn't turn it down, but it'll never be my first choice. Not when there's a Mod Pizza I can walk to, anyway
>blah blah this pizza id great>yadda yadda the pizza is the worstEnough with this, it's time for the ultimate question:Which pizza is the best when eaten cold straight out of the fridge as a leftover?Pizza Hut has always been my guilty pleasure, it's not the best on the market but I still like it, but when cold it easily beats other brands. Many many teenage Saturday mornings were spent with a slice of cold pizza hut as my breakfast of choice and even as an adult despite easy access to heat it up I occasionally have a slice cold for the hell of it.
>>154922762>Many many teenage Saturday mornings were spent with a slice of cold pizza hut as my breakfast of choice and even as an adult despite easy access to heat it up I occasionally have a slice cold for the hell of it.Leftover pizza for breakfast has been a family staple since my little sister and I were kids.
>>154904449elliots a furfag!!
>>154917091>>154918338I think these are almost 20 years old.Fuck.
>>154920848it's 100% because Ronald would trigger and/or cause muh clown phobia
>>154920474
>>154923014I like it, but I think Russian Ladytron could use some fur frills like around her wrists to imply that heavy coat look.
>>154911441Chub
>>154897723More like fast foid mascots lol
>>154920885Why they have 4 eyes?
>>154911558>Rax; You can eat hereGenuinely one of my favorite slogans. Never has a slogan been so to the point while also saying literally nothing.
>>154897733For its price, its pretty okay.Still better than Papa Johns and Domino's
>>154923014I have a weakness for Russian robot girls.
>>154917465This is so old it's before Papa John's cancellation
>>154920462I see this image and I KNOW I'm in for a salty pretzel snack along with my trick or treat candy
>>154920599Should've just aged her up and given her a skimpier bikini.
>>154911962Cute animal mascots for restaurants that sell the meat of that animal always weird me out.It's just not natural.
>>154924421>It's just not natural.It's cooked food. It's not natural no matter how you slice it.
>>154922080If youre getting something besides a large cheese or pepperoni youre missing the fucking point
>>154924475Saying that two sticks rubbing together isnt natural just proves how meaningless the word is
>>154898053
>>154897733Its because its cheap as fuck so you get what you pay for.Why anyone orders pizza from chain restaurants ill never know.
>>154923200that's kind of the point, right? Most slogans are blowhard bullshit. The problem is that we've done the research, and a majority of midwits are really enticed by blowhard bullshit.
>>154922082Someone get the Lost Media goons on this.
>>154898053Technically this is explicitly not /co/, since it's from Japan.
Can someone explain to me why Bad Andy was apparently disliked?https://youtu.be/a7Y-40oTRSshttps://youtu.be/IwPOh1W481khttps://youtu.be/IAFhqejR2WMhttps://youtu.be/bqXNfLZfZm0https://youtu.be/15FDYmnJJtEhttps://youtu.be/ygr6MCQAdLwhttps://youtu.be/Pxci1gJmbiEhttps://youtu.be/GzjyFlIXFN4I never saw him back in the day, but looking at the commercials now he just looks like a charming mischievous monkey muppet guy, he's cute.I definitely like him better than the Noid.
>>154924360>aged up
>>154924360she was already wearing a bikini in the original, and was topless too. the entire point of her design was a juxtaposition of childish innocence and feminine coquettry. her expression, pose, and outfit were all meant to emulate pinup girls.
>>154924880damn brat..
>>154924841Wholesome
>>154918338McDonald's videogame have some pretty badass boss music.https://youtu.be/DZai34GDYbg?si=kdVSPVP284zBoLND
>>154911437>>154911441Hope this artist is still kicking even if they're not doing fetish art anymore.
>>154897733Little Caesars is one of the last hold outs of cheap fast food, so it automatically trounces every other pizza place by default EXCEPT Pizza Inn. $8 all you can eat pizza buffet is pretty be hard to beat.
>>154901679Hummina hummina
>>154904434But why is she a unicorn DOE?
>>154926902are there lewds of the nurse
>>154927023This is the best I got
>>154927434grim
>>154926650when it's hot, Little Caesar's is the tastiest and greasiest pizza. Once it starts to cool, it starts dropping like a rock.
>>154925030Looks like a shit monkey.Also looking at these commercials he doesn't seem to be selling the fucking Pizza. I assumed he'd be an off brand Noid where he's constantly fucking up shit because he really wants the pizza but no he doesn't give a shit about the Pizza he's just ruining day to day operations by being a retard. They totally missed the point of characters like that.The Mascot doesn't subliminally signal the brand's deliciousness or superiority.
>>154927434Poptart cremation machine readying them for the burial ground, colorized. (That's a toilet)
>>154921211Im pretty sure I could cook a human being and have it turn out better than little caesars.
>>154901679>look up pop tarts nurse>a lot of the first results is fat fetish or vorepredictable?
>>154920848Thank Supersize me for that.
>>154923178The toys were a collaboration with the brand Cactus Plant Flea Market, it's a reference to their logo.
>>154925030He looks like Terrance and Phillip
>>154928120Fair enough.Maybe monkey muppet guys are just my weakness.>>154929373And that's a good thing!
>>154920736>Mmm... sunscreen.Me every time I knock back a coconut LaCroix.
>>154930145They would've been better if they just had off brand Flat Eric who just does his schtick while delivering pizza.
>>154897723>>154897733Saw someone post this story.Someone was placing an order when someone came in and tried to mug the customer. The guy working jumps over the counter and starts bb eating the mugger up and he runs off. Customer says I didn’t know you could do that. Walker says this is little Caesar’s we’re always hot and ready
>>154930474Damn you know the pizza is shit when even their own employees would rather resort to cannibalism than eat there.
>>154930551He ATE them
>>154909130I know it’s just Robot Chicken, but have you considered the blonde girl at 0:40 auditioning to be the mascot of Carls Jr?https://youtu.be/x30cx6Wf8Yo
>>154917091I like to imagine Wendy's mafia family was originally lead by a version of Dave Thomas until his untimely death, which is when she took over the operation.>>154918338This one loses points for calling Happy Star Carl Jr.That'd be like calling the Noid Domino.
>>154907081Irish moonshine.https://youtu.be/pVGUs9nQGaw
Monster Energy has girls on some of their cans. I've wanted to draw them. The Rio Punch one is sexy.
>>154931374And I really like the Blue Hawaiian girl. A hula girl wit a shrunken head.
>>154931402The Viking Berry ne has this hot muscular viking girl on it.
>>154931374>>154931402>>154931429i dont really like monster but iu always do like their limited can designs.
>>154906489
>>154918338Surely there could be a Fast Food fighting game with more than just 9 characters.Also no way in hell McDonald's would just get 1, at the very least Grimace would be playable too I feel.
>>154931831Now THERE'S a mascot I can really get behind
>>154921197Hence the reason Rax shit the bed and is gone.
>>154897751https://youtu.be/_AgT23Yhh2ELittle Caesars' family came from animation commercials. They're 100% /co/.
>>154924838In the hands of a good ad company, this would have worked. It being a "cut the bullshit" slogan should have been accompanied with a live action Mr. D at a Rax, just saying plainly that they won't yank your chain. You need something to eat? They've got you.
>>154909700They've had some underrated /co/mmercials.https://youtu.be/brFwBlTNI98
>>154898056The mid 20's looks like something out of Homestar Runner
>>154920986>>154935429It was the style at the time.
>>154923014She's cute, tried giving her slightly slavic eyes
>>154904322
>>154908733That's how i left your mum last night.
>>154928645
>>154909130
>>154936177Cute stuff.
>>154917091Someone with knowledge about all these Fast Food chains should think up some lore.
>>154897751....it kind of does.
>>154897723Little Caesars pizza tastes like carboard, and im tired of pretending it doesnt.
>>154897723They sell food here right?
>>154898141in my day they didn't use a king at all, and when they started i thought it was dumb
>>154933861There's still a handful of them surprisingly.
>>154938510Unless someone in Japan does it.
>>154938521You're not supposed to eat the box.
>>154938703At first I thought this was that Danny Phantom girl that inspired a shooting
>>154925030he cute
>>154921394They're very Nickelodeon coded.
Little Caesars is ironically the only chain that makes dough from scratch but never allows it to age a day before being used so the crust's flavorless. If they changed that one thing it would be some of the best chain pizza you ever ate.
>>154942406I really really like it tho
>>154938703OHMYGOSH I remember this! This is from a spooky-themed minigolf course called Monster Mini Golf.
>>154937236I'd love to own that little plushie.
Goes hard.
>>154911558>Mr. Delicious>You can eat here>tickadeedee I see.
>>154914624absolutely metal concept for a restaurant
>>154911115goddamn did Ring of Honor fucking rule.
>>154920861wasn't there some commie study about branding like the salt girl completely btfo all cheaper salts and the researchers were livid about lower costs =/= purchase decisions
Well do you?
>>154918879Yeah, some food mascots have such cool design. I quite like Ladytron. I should make a wallpaper.
>>154897723>Once upon a time, cold pickles were considered a snack food like popcorn>Concession workers still overworked
>>154946347Pickles could still be a snack.
>>154898018Boomerslop restaurant that only 99 year olds remember
>>154947436Damn, you're that old?!
>>154947436I'm 58 but yeah the only reason to remember Burger Chef is they invented the happy meal
Wea already have a female little Caeser mascot (Pizza Pizza)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AgT23Yhh2E
>>154948282And some of their employees were found dead.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_Chef_murders
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1UwI2HO-k
>>154924821>>154924841Looks like a Rule 63’d Bob’s Big Boy.
Anyone remembers this?
Mascots for a defunct Denny's competitor called Sambo's, it used to be a big chain with several restaurants in America before being reduced a single diner, which was just recently renamed.
>>154911978They sure like to have fun with that costume.
>>154948734Chad's (Formerly Sambo's)
>>154948750They had him dress as Cupid for Valentines lol
>>154931429It's also a really good monster, the boner I got is a bonus
>>154948767This one's fancy.
>>154906571All my local pizza joints suck ass and boomers suck their dicks because they're mom & pops. Doesn't help the owner of one is a literal child molester.
We almost had a McDonald's babe
>>154948828I'm not crying over this, not a fan of the designs and they feel too derivative, I like the McDonaldland gang better.Even the ugly ass dog Sundae is better than that creature all to the right.
>>154948835Idk why the kids have masks and the creature is weirdThese would've been after the gang and would be by Ronalds side The wife could be poofier but maybe they didnt want a girl too close to Wendy
>>154948828ngl this feels like an attempt to appeal to the “healthy eating” + “active lifestyle” crowd
>>154948841>These would've been after the gang and would be by Ronalds sideYeah, that's my point, if the McDonaldland characters already exist by then, adding on a whole family of Ronald derivatives isn't just kind of unneeded in my opinion, but I also feel like they wouldn't fit in with the rest of the McDonald's "world" if that makes sense.>>154948846If anything, it feels more like it's promoting the family values of the nuclear family.
>>154948867>Yeah, that's my pointThis is how I feel about the Superman family
>>154920462based utzposter
>>154920496They literally brought him back like a year ago.
>>154949538Might as well post the episodes for those who haven't seen it yet, it's not long.https://youtu.be/aqO_Zw4bkrIhttps://youtu.be/-HqOC6skeCEhttps://youtu.be/FnneW9xvYI8https://youtu.be/fXvEvcTGNPMhttps://youtu.be/JBcKBaBQ5Oohttps://youtu.be/VlE3RGe1qyY
Back in the 1960s you had Little Miss Dairy Queen.
I like this girl on used clothing bins in my area. Probably the thick legs, big hands, & short dress. Looks like clipart but haven't found the source.
>>154951276From the company's site. Like I said clippish & can't find the source, may be Mumbai studio LOCOPOPO.
>>154951276It's corporate memphis schlock. You have abysmally shitty taste.
>>154951644Well of course, I'm here on /co/. I'll use it as a base to improve on at some point.
Fast food mascots are like the Greek pantheon for Americans.
>>154897723I just realized I haven't eaten a pizza for 7 years :c
>>154952368https://youtu.be/VHl7tG_2byY
>>154897733Little Caesars hate comes purely from food snobbery, and pizza is perhaps the most ridiculous food to be a snob about.>"Oh you haven't had real pizza until you've been to this random back alley in Brooklyn that charges you several times what C's does but fundamentally CANNOT be several times better."Fuck off. It's perfectly fine pizza and trying to be an aristocratic prick over one of the lowest brow food items in America just makes you look stupid.
>>154953721>t. Manlet Caesar
Not fast food but my dad bought two bags of these home last month.
Don't know where else to say this, but my headcanon is that Grimace can retract those extra arms he had back in the day.Kinda like Stitch.
>>154949538Weird how Sundae the dog is seemingly the one thing that stuck from the Klasky Csupo era.
>>154897723I will now eat your pizza pizza.
>>154897723And don't forget the extra cheese.
>>154915440I'd like to see her get more fanart honestly.
>>154952454What's stopping you?
>>154954748He lost his arms in a bloody battle with Ronald. Since then he has respected him as a superior warrior and that's why they're friends now and not enemies.
>>154897751Drawn mascots are by definition cartoon characters
>>154958803Sucks that some people apparently complained about the Taco Bell Chihuahua.Wendy and Caesar are literally the faces of their restaurants, Ronald is too iconic to ever truly disappear, and I'd even say the King could maybe come back at some point as a novelty for nostalgia points, but it's not really looking good for the Chihuahua.
>>154949577I wish I could get Isekai'd into McDonaldland and have an adventure with all its wacky characters...
>>154949577She's cute.Need feet art of her now.
>>154926600Kino
>>154930551
>>154961741>Not "He Eight Them"ONE JOB
>>154925030canadian monkey my beloved
>>154954748Goro
>>154954748I prefer Sam O'nella's headcanon that his evil energy was channeled into those extra arms and it left with them when they were removed. So now there's a couple of evil, purple arms, running around doing Isle-Hands shit in the McDonaldland Countryside.
>>154964066She's such an idol now.
>>154911437>>154911441>missing the first part
>>154964066>POV: You're a bedridden patient about to be raped with her knowing full well your mental diagnosis means no one will believe you.
>>154965848>every month she visits you to ride you harder than a car with no shocks on a bumpy road>you notice her belly getting larger every month, slowly swelling outward>you have no idea if you knocked her up, if she's just getting fatter, or you're going even crazier
>>154966149>rest of the hospital staff are suspiciously absent>she's the only one who sees you now>after a while she somehow gets legal permission to put you in her full time "care" at her home>all your sense is gone to even question or fight it>you don't even remember how you got there in the first place>or if you were even sick to begin with>this is just your life now
>>154949577Look at him go!
>>154949577is there any porn of her?
>>154897751Cartoons
>>154967431https://youtu.be/lI5YFVagu8M
>>154956157
>>154968391Job well done I say
>>154968391>Not making it into "Free Crazy Broad"
>>154898161The confections are positively delicious!
>>154912896Is that KFC
>>154944692This was my wallpaper for like two years lmao
>>154948734Turns out Sambo was a slur
>>154949538>brought him back>soulless calarts bean mouth monstrosityI hate millennials.
>>154954496Why did they have to make the squirrel so sexy
>>154956157>>154968391
>>154948734>>154948752>>154969552for me it's Coon Chicken Inn
>>154969891Saving this to send to my black gf when she asks what I want for dinner
>>154909035A stupid decision, the king was cool.
>>154954496Her and the Cadbury Bunny
>>154968942It's very clearly Burker King.
>>154969883
>>154970915Yeah, but some people thought he was creepy, for obvious reasons.
>>154897723>fast food mascotsWhy not mascots in general? There are so many.
>>154897733
>>154948282I didn't know gen x still goes to 4chan i thought they did that 20 years ago
>>154924880>bedroom eyes
>>154898007Greeco
>>154968391My megamilk collection and I thank you.
>>154973625Cute
>>154967730No.
Attention.I have an announcement.Wendy's only ever got smug once Jack in The Box lagged behind enough to not be in the serious fight anymore.We all know it.Nothing Wendy's will ever do on Twitter will hold a candle to Jack in the Box dedicating an entire fucking year long ad campaign letting everyone know that Burger King heats whopper meat in a microwave and we all know it.If Jack was at the top of his game, Wendy would be knocked the fuck down
>>154969804It's still more than what other mascots like the King get nowadays.
>>154976725>this pile of shit shoved into your mouth is better than the filet mignon you had a month ago
>>154898621It really isn't>t.local
Saw this 10 years ago in highschool and thought "god this bunny is lewdable". What you think /co/?
>>154977100I think some of you guys need better standards.
>>154973391>The knees on her pants are bleachedIt's the small things
>>154976749false equivalence
>>154977100cute
>>154977163How so?
>>154977220Not when the new Ronald is a literal pile of shit it's not, Zoomie
>>154969891Does it still exist?
>>154897823They leave the pizza in the warmer forever. It dries them out and they're gross.t. Professional pizza engineer
>>154917091Why does the queen look like a troon?
>>154898007Does anyone have the Lois Griffin one where she says "Petah petah!"?
>>154973625Is she Danish?
>>154897723Since I saw some snack brand mascots as well I guess this'll count.
>>154978207Taiwan
>>154911437Ccuuttee
>>154897723Little Caesar’s my GOAT
Bump
>>154909035I miss the king.
>>154898056wasn't the pokemon Vanilish supposed to be bassed on ice cream mascots like this?2021 is just a Vanilish with limbsThis is going full circle man.
>>154977100Cadburry caramel bunny still clears
>>154897723My country has tons of chicken restaurants, every single one of them has 1 chicken selling their poeople as food.
>>154973391This
>>154969891>coon chicken inn>have to enter the building through a giant smiling looney toons ass caricature of an African.I thought it was a.i. at first because of just how absurd this isBut it's listed on the Jim Crow museum and there's multiple photo's of it.Holy shi/e/t
Post the frito bandido
>>154948541That was a wild story, anon, thanks for the link.
>>154920885https://youtu.be/nho5CAl1PjI>You must be 18 years or older to purchase these happy meals>If you're caught purchasing or eating these 'Adult Happy Meals', the penalty can be up to a year in jail
>>154948846they almost nearly tried that when they were rebranding so it didn't seem like they were targeting children anymore, and it was some gay ass hipster design. While I don't think it's a bad thing to stop advertising to kids, it's kinda silly they haven't attempted to use Rondald anymore in a more modernized context.
>>154897751you're the stupidest person who's ever come to this board.
>>154898007this is basically a nice version of Madam Mim's sexy appearance
>>154897723I miss sassy Wendy, actually made me eat more there
>>154906157you have a mental disorder.
>>154986974Maybe instead of Twitter clout they should focus on unfucking their spicy chicken sandwich that they made worse on purpose for no fucking reason.
How did Argentina get away with ripping off Burger King?https://youtube.com/watch?v=DDCR0HfGe-c
>>154987158Name?
>>154973625
>>154956157>>154956194anywhere between these two is perfect female physique and form
>>154987158I assume Burger King just didn't really care back then.
>>154914624Is a sad looking cow a good mascot for a meat restaurant?
>>154917465well I mean mafiosos being into more crimes than just racketeering is hardly unprecedented
>>154949577>her name is PattyOh I get it.
>>154990797Cool art.
>>154987907Cutee!!!
>>154990797I never really considered the Starbucks siren as a mascot, but I kinda wish she was treated like one more.
>>154917722IMO with how high the price became for a cheese/pep pizza which used to be their best deal, now $10 in my area, it really can't be said they're the best value anymore, or that the pizza is good "for the price". Now with fast food you really can't rely on base prices, you have to always be looking for deals and app rewards shit to get any bang for your buck, to the point LC is no longer the immediate cheapest option.That being said people calling the pizza bad are just bandwagoning onto something they think they need to believe to fit in. It's cheese, sauce and bread. It's fine. Better pizza exists, sure, local places or even more expensive chains like Mountain Mikes. Pizza I'd pick over LC any day. But if I was invited to a pizza party and I saw boxes of LC I'd still be like "hell yeah, pizza." It's slop but it's not like expensive pizza will open your eyes and make you realize the slop you previously enjoyed was somehow shit the entire time. Whole Foods pizza is expensive artisan level pizza and I'd pick LC over that. I might get some LC today out of spite. This thread has made me hungry.
https://youtu.be/UxJ_aFJaBho
>>154981835He looks terrified.
>>154948282I refuse to believe people that old browse /co/.
>>154994990I'm 50 and I thought I was the oldest oldfag here. Guess there's always a bigger fish.
>>154994990Who do you think reads the old comics to discuss them?
>>154909700Thick line thick line
>>154995616People on /co/ read?
>>154956157>>154988012For me it's thin_ and extramostbestest
Quick wendy
>>154998450Very cute! Great job, anon.
>>154914284>>154923014>>154936177>>154998450Not bad, not bad at all.
>>154997473They watch too
>>154998450Now make her heavily pregnant
>>154999242Don't be like that anon, it's unbecoming.
>>154998450Good job, drawfriend
>>154998450She a cute.
>>154944692It's peak.
>>154999236Now you're just talking nonsense.
Does fred flintstone count as a cereal?
>>155000887Yes
>>155000887>>155001093Pretty sure he's a caveman.
>>154949577
>>154997473yes
>>155000887Also vitamins
>>155002179Man, even Klasky looked better than this, and then you have the most normalfag looking woman there for some reason, even the kids in the Klasky episodes at least looked a bit wild.
You guys didn't tell me Lady Tron had two mommieshttps://youtu.be/19p-SYi7oY8
>>155004650Yeah its ran by two lesbians. Nice couple.Its crazy living near this place and watching anon's talk about it.
Someone post the m and ms mascot
>>154993988You would too if Seth Rogan did a documentary on you.
>>154997891Thats good taste
>>154990797Chuck (rat, not Brown) looks like a mutant cyclops with a big green eye.
>>154998450Doing requests?
>>155009208sure
>>155009460Requesting Wendy with her legs up on top of a mattress eating fries.
>>154911437>>154911441>>154965658This is giving me a vore fetish and I don't like it.
>>155009460Draw my GOAT Happy Star >>154909130
>>155009675Who she
>>154922853Do you put fish sticks hehehhe...in your mouth?
>>155009723Read the filename.
>>155009460Draw Bad Andy enjoying some Good Pizza.
>>154899119Yes, because he's white
>>155007872Why hasn't a fast food or restaurant chain started using coombait art in advertising?I feel like that would legitimately work.These little Ceasar waifus have me thinking about buying it and I haven't in 19 years
>>154906489Breed. Mate. Impregnate.>it's a boy!>who's going to tell him?I know, just saying my instincts to procreate switch on when a fag this cute shows up.
>>155009965Coombait isn't a good marketing strategy if you want to reach as many demographics as possible.
>>155010030That's just lazy. The widest net possible is the dumbest thing you can do in the age of targeted advertising. The fact I don't see big tiddy pizza mascots in cheesecake poses on Twitter and on age restricted YouTube videos means these companies are not adapting to the new media landscape
>>154898145I don't dislike them in concept, but the King is objectively more iconic to the whole BK brand.In my ideal BurgerKingverse, the King, pic related, and the Honbatz >>154912896 would all coexist in a kind of pyramid. King at the top, kids in the middle, Honbatz at the bottom.
>>155007872Sweeet. Also nice work!
>>155007872NICE!!
>>155009509
>>155010851OR here, many thanks to you.
>>155009460Naked Wendy's in a large cup of vanilla frosty, her head, arms, legs, and butt poking out
>>155009587
>>155011866Kino, thanks a ton.
>>154921329thats just how most of ubran areas in indiana look like>source native Hoosier
DQ Lipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYqw1UzG1ec>>155011866kek
>>155009460If you're up to it, draw the Starbucks siren as a cute marketable mascot.
>>154909130>>155011866It's still insane to me that this place just has two names and the only real difference is geographical positioning. Hardee's is the better name of the two and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>155012109>The siren keeps getting closer with each additional redesign>Most sirens wait for you to come to them before they drown you>This one is approaching you insteadFear
>>155009856
>>154948359>>154915440Found out she's apparently called Mrs. Caesar.Their kids are imaginatively called Jr. Caesar and Baby Caesar.>>155009460Draw Little Caesar and the missus in a romantic dinner.
>>155012242kekbut you forgot the ears
>>155012275How could I forget such an iconic feature?
>>155012333Now it's perfect, great job anon.
>>155009460Be the first person to draw tasteful nudes of Patty from the Lost in McDonaldland shorts.
>>155012260These are some neat cards.
>>155011105Gonna come back to the rest tomorrow.
>>155012064Gotta ask, but that tree looks to have caused some form of trauma to some kid?
>>155009460Requesting the Noid and Bad Andy arm wrestling.
>>155012858SexyVery appreciated
>>155012858That is if the thread is still alive by tomorrow.Also that's one very stellar Wendy, great stuff.
For me its Der Delicious One
>>155013090We can start another thread, but this time it should be for all mascots.
>>154920496Went to a Ronald McDonald House charity walk, he was there and apparently he speaks
