What the fuck did Nigel see in this fat bitch?
>>154921390That’s a literal circle with limbs.
>>154921390He turned down mega-babe #362 for basically #2 in a wig.
>>154921390He had a fat fetish.
>>154921390Gknd mind control
>>154921433Even worse.
>>154921390I prefer the alleged “Lithuanian” version of her.
>>154921390Same thing he'd see in a plant.
>>154921390He's a TRUE Brit, you just wouldn't get it.
>>154921390Plant pheromones
>>154921655Arale Norimaki if she Lithuanian
>>154921390Himself
>>154921776>>154921733I didn't understand this twistnothing about Lizzie's personality makes sense when you put this on top of it
>>154921390THICC
>>154921390Based fat bitch enjoyer.
>>154921591>>154921952it's thisher true form is a weird little plant creature, she could have looked like anything, she chose a form he'd be into
>>154921922it does make sense if you also assume she's an idiot and terrible at her assigned job.
>>154921655Still can't believe she shares a VA with Danny Phantom's sister.
>>154921390Scared the fuck out of me when they began to turn back into the delightful children
>>154921433Out of 10!
>>154921390>>154921433She's also an alien, and her mission was to seduce Nigel. Do you understand what that means anon? She could take any form she wanted, THIS is the form that ensured mission success. To appeal to Numbah One's tastes this is the body he would respond to most. What did he see in her? Exactly what he was looking for, that's what.>>154921575>#362 realizes Nigel keeps shooting her down because she's too skinny for him>Starts trying to gain weight to be more enticing to him>He likes em big and fat?>She's going to make Lizzie look like a twig when she's done...
Sometimes if you want a son you have to make compromises.
>>154921390He's bald. He doesn't have any options
>>154921879kek
>>154921575>>154923208Mr. Warburton insisted he’d only sell Glactic KND to CN if there was a scene where numbuh 1 blows his load eleventibillion times in numbuhs 3 and 362 to snap him out of Lizzie’s mind control. Unfortunately CN just couldn’t allow it and thus the series never happened.
>>154923208why are her boobs disproportionate to each other
>>154921655>I like rusty spoons, and I like to touch them.
I refuse to accept her being an alien plant as canon
>>154921390Nigel Uno IS British after all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYS5WDJLQ
>>154923208he wanted a girl that reminds him of his dad
>>154921390Go fuck yourself she’s beautiful
>>154925584>Go fuck yourself she’s beautifulRelax, Nigel
>>154921390Unfuck yourself she's disgusting.
>>154921390Fuck your fuck, she's... FUCK
>>154925590
>>154925669The spring loaded 2x4 is still the best weapon they've ever made.
>>154922104Want to know what’s worse? That spoon collecting bitch was actually her first role.
>>154925013It does explain why she's a terrible cook, at least
She was nice to him and her domineering attitude provided him a respite from always being in charge.
>>154925952>She was nice to him>literally brainwashes Nigel
>>154925952>She was nice to himfucking when
>>154925952Can’t a man get a little subby off the clock anymore
>>154923208She's still a bitch but the shape shifting thing has potential>>154924803If she's swinging them from side to side maybe they pop out a little more depending on the side
>>154925724Grim.
>>154921390I always hated this bitch
>>154924803perspective
>>154921433Just like the hottest m&ms
>>154921390Maybe he's related to Pierce Brosnan?
>>154921433>literally a fucking ballI think I know her weakness.
>>154925584t. Numbuh 1
>>154921390Ugly female producers forced her inclusion.
>>154921390His dick.
>>154921433She looks like a fucking watermelon.
>>154921390*Breathe in*GAMBAZO
>>154921575Numbuh 1 really is insane for that. But the question is would you still go for #362 in spite of her autistic little brother in being worth it to be a brother in law to?
>>154928528She's obese, has an awful personalty, annoying voice, and she's unattractive.She's clearly included because of producer intereference.
>>154929215it's obvious that he likes her because she's obese
>>154929215To be fair her personality is not happenstance, it's deliberately crafted to separate #1 from his team. She's SUPPOSED to be driving a wedge between him and his allies so the G:KND can recruit him easier. Her physical form is the perfect bait for Nigel's tastes and her personality is meant to isolate him from his friends.
>>154925952>She was nice to himShe literally brainwashed him and forced him to beat up his friendsIn her first episodeNigel was a retard for not dumping her ass after that
>>154929193Yes.
>>154929193I would smack the shit out of 363 and then fuck 362
>>154921390First time but also kinda shocking that she is number vine of the galactic KND. Boy Numbuh one would be pissed if he finds out
>>154929514maybe he kinks on that idk
>>154921390you know enormous bitch girlfriend is a trope right.just giving midish to great guys absolutely horrid girlfriends to poke fun at the reality of just how out of it guys can get over clearly dumpsterfire women.its getting a bit rarer now as it becomes more taboo to admit most women are genuinely horrible people but thats only intentionally with these women writing themselves in anyway.
>>154921390Numbuh 2 but a girl.
>>154929514>Nigel was a retard for not dumping her ass after thatThis was his fetish.
>>154932738Still retarded
>>154921390numbuh 2.
>>154921390He likes em big, he likes em chunky
>>154921390Я тoжe нe пoнимaю, чтo лыceнький нaшёл в этoм кycкe caлa?translation: I also don't understand, what did baldhead found in this piece of salo?
>>154933121kek
>>154921433Still would.
>>154921390Ikr and 362 was right there
>>154924783I see it now
>>154934898not fat enough for him
>>154934898Having the episode focus on Rachel was pretty crazy because we got to see how competent Nigel is from an outside perspective and he really is the best
>>154935313I’ve really come to love 362 even more. We get a hint of this earlier in the first episode of season 86, where 362 is on a mission with the kids. This happens right before Chad gets booted for turning 13 and losing his spot as supreme commander. It shows how much she enjoys being an agent going on secret missions, and just having fun. For the leader ep, Nigel serves as a good voice of reason reminding us that while the job isn’t always fun, it’s the one who truly deserves the role often doubts themselves. Ironically, 362 has so much confidence in Number 1 throughout the series, and even in that episode she suggests that he would be a better leader than she is. After all, he is Number 1 for a reasonI also love the implied friendship between them, especially how she comforts Number 1 at the end of the Operation Zero movie and they both geek out over the idea that his dad is Number Zero.
>>154921433FPBP
>>154924925>the feeling of rust, against my salad fingers, is almost ORGASMIC
Electrotoloache
Numbuh 5 is better. Though 362 is a great choice too.
>>154935437Oh never saw this one. Crazy how long he's been going.
>>154934898She was his boss. Dating your boss is a stupid idea.
>>154922151David is the best of both Sector Z/DCFDTL.I think he doesn't even collect his toenails in a collective jar. He's got his own jar instead.
>>154921390Isn’t it obvious.
>>154921390I wonder what she’d look like as a normal twig limbed, football headed KND character…?Probably less cursed than her actual design.
>>154924925Anon, she’ll scream at you for touching her spoons.
>>154921655That’s a literal potato with limbs.
>>154940607Even better.
>>154921433>>154921390Looks like if Ronnie and Bee had a kid.
>>154921390Damn brat.Needs thinning.
>>154921390>literally looks like Nigel’s sisterNot only does he have a fat fetish, but also a incest fetish.
>>154942994Anon, Nigel's an only childDid you mean his adoptive cousin?
>>154943232Yeah, that’s who I was thinking of.Literally just evil Numbuh 2 in a wig.
>>154942994Based Nigey.
>>154921433What the FUCK!?!
>>154921591/thread
This thread needs some cursed, on-model Lizzies. Guess I shall summon him. Smeetlejuice, Smeetlejuice, SMEETLEJUICE!
>>154946677oh god
>>154947084Fact I know this image makes me ashamed
>>154947342I shouldn't have searched it too.But you know what they say - there's always corn about it, with no exceptions.
Japan suigioi
>>154921655fabiola
>>154946677uh oh.
Lesser known operatives you want drawn thead?
>>154949579Numbuh 78!
>>154949579Numbuh 11-Teen!
>>154950354based 11-teen enjoyer.
>>154921390What is this, a Whomp character?
>>154946677please don’t…
>>154949579Numbuh 69.
>>154949579Anna Worthington.
>>154949579Numbah 10, She's not exactly lesser known but she doesn't get a lot of attention
>>154952969As her name implies, she’s absolutely worth it.
I'm using AI to act out a "KND in WW2" roleplayIt's kind of hilarious
>>154953451Shit like this is the only good usage for AI.
>>154950354>uh...I can explain
>>154950354Never knew she existed.Now I love her.
>>154921390>no one has posted it yetFOR FUCKING SHAME!
>>154954438It's okay Anon... you can post it.
>>154953702And porn, don't forget porn
>>154954476
>>154954476>smeet is here
>>154921390Oedipus complex
>>154954476Don’t do it…
>>154952465>mfw, it exists
>>154950354They KND-ified Luan…
>>154953716But Luan's a teenager!
>>154935437I miss early Gara.
>>154957072He was a lot cuter with his art back then
>>154955761Is there a Numbuh 420?
>>154956919Pretty sure that’s the joke.
>>154950354>>154953716>>154956919she just went back in time and accidentally sneezed on the control panel of time machine during the processhence that's why she got kndified
>>154957430she also lost her braces from it
>>154929193>freaks out over anyone touching himWas he molested?
>>154949579Numbuh 34Looks at this absolute unit
For that one sector z fan
>>154957516Everyone knows numbah 34 jacks off to literally everything. It's just an unspoken rule in KND, if there's porn, not matter what kind, numbah 34 will fap to it.
>>154958061>Numbah 34 is put on trial for the crime of jacking it to adult porn and might be decomissioned for it
>>154957471Hopefully.
>>154921655
>>154958558>filename
>>154921390Nigel has such odd taste considering he also had a crush on Numbah 3
>>154929193>just don't touch the little shitseems easy enough
>>154942994>>154943232He's had intrusive thoughts about Constance at least once, hasn't he?
>>154958723Wally’s gonna be PISSED reading this.
>>154958723Oh yeah, that's from the episode where Nigel had a trip that he was the president, and Kukui was his secretary.
>>154929193I’d correct the bratty little shitstain before even getting to #362.
>>154955761Looks a bit old maybe she needs to be decommissioned>>154957072>>154957084He definitely did less just sex scenes. Even if you can assume that look from 362 is lust. I still respect his style but he definitely goes harder now
>>154958075>Numbuh 34's lawyer, Numbuh 6,000,000, argues that it wasn't the adult Numbuh 34 jorked his pork to, but rather the oppression the adult represented>"I was feeling existential that day."
>>154958872Why?Doctor Beetles married Kuki
>>154958558fucking kek.
>>154960428>Looks oldLe Rude.It's the chocolate cigarettes I tell you, ages your already stressed out operatives like twice as much.
>>154921390He was already architect-pilled at a young age.
I have finished watching S2.There are less shitty moments in there. And it got more serious.
>>154962175>Wouldn't that mean he was jorking it to the oppression of kids by extension?>Not necessarily your honor. Oppression can be centered on one's self to experience relief through humiliation. In fact, I have a list of operatives who have jorked an shlicked it to audio clips of numbah 86 yelling at them.>*The crowd murmurs, in the distance 86 can be heard yelling WHAT* >So your honor, my client maybe a super duper freak but he is also a kid just trying to have fun in his own way. So he does not deserve decommissioning, just simple reevaluation. >So be it, numbah 34 I sentence you to 80 hours of adult tyranny reeducation. Also numbah 6,000,000 eat that paper for all of us *cough* please>*Numbah 86 is being held back by security as she's trying to rush the lawyer yelling "GIVE ME THAT PAPER" and shooting her mustard gun* >Understood
>>154962179Still can’t get over the fact that his name is a Beatles reference and his love for some crazy Asian girl.That had to have been intentional.
>>154955647>>154954552>>154954438>>154946677That's it, I need to know. Give me a link to this guy stuff because goole won't stop giving me beetlejuice stuff and >>154947084 isn't giving me links to the art.
>>154963614Might as well post it.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152734508/#152736670
>>154963645well that wasn't so bad but it's gonna be weird to look at beach balls the same way again.
>>154921655What the fuck did Sanjay see in this fat bitch?
>>154921390To him, she's beautiful. Rubenesque.
>>154964345You do know even he hated her, right?
>>154963510>Numbuh 4 tries singing about a world without adults>Numbuh 3 meanwhile is screeching into the mic.
>>154958869Probably.
>>154957516He looks like Animated Ironhide if he was human and a kid.
>>154958075I hate the implications of this.
>>154963645This is horrifying.I love it.
>>154935437>>154935313>>154934898I like what the show did with 1, 5 and 362 - where to be a leader you have to accept the role of "the mature one", do things you don't enjoy and accept responsability. It's tragically ironic that these end up being the leaders of an organization that opposes adults. Anyway, the fact that Lizzie is a fucking plant opens up the possibility of 362 and 1 working out in the end.
>>154965901>Imagine all the children, living in peace>*Kuki makes annoying sounds into mic*
>>154965901>>154968479But what agent would be Chuck Berry.https://youtu.be/fXSGm0RUDxo
>>154927278the closer boob would be bigger then, not the further away one
>>154968840362, maybe?
>>154966656Puberty hits kids faster than others
>>154921433This is what the childhood obesity epidemic caused.
>>154963645jesus christ, how horrifying
*spanks u*
*delights u*
>>154921433Literally built to ORBIT!
>>154963645
>>154959028It’s from when Abby, in order to verify Numbah 1’s identity, asks who has a crush on Numbah 3, and that Numbah 4 was the wrong answer.
>>154921390Fat, obviously.
>>154974591>Like, anon.. would you join us and watch us eat that cake?
>>154975402Pretty sure the joke was that 5 was wrong.
>>154976585I don’t think so. Everyone knows that 4 has a crush on 3, but to verify 1’s identity, she asks him a question that only he knows the answer to, which is who else likes 3. It implies that 1 has a crush on 3, but has never acted on it likely due to professionalism/leadership disparity.
>>154963645what the fuck?
>>154921575spbp
>>154924783draining my balls to this shit
>>154963645Not my proudest fap.
>>154963645i think there was also another thread where smeet drew her tied up and shit
>>154929514>>154932738>>154932769I thought it was just lingering brain damage from the helmet. There is no way having a mind control device cooking your brain won't fuck you up for life. (or y'know, being part of the GKND, she could just pull some strings with Earth's kind command)
>>154963645Numbuh 1 fucks THIS!?!?!
>>154967742
>>154982382Yes.
>>154921390Definitely not 362.
>>154962990>I have a list of operatives who have jorked an shlicked it to audio clips of numbah 86 yelling at them.
>>15495806134 being the un-disputeble porn king of the KnD>Following the scandal with 86, 34 is shunned from his sector only for him to pop up in a small treehouse near Sector FL's base of operations.>Due to his previous controversy his small treehouse is seen as a parole station for previous Arctic base detainees>Anna Worthington, Valerie, Henrietta Von Marzipan and The Iguana are working under him to make up for their wrongdoings (often starring themselves)>Tasked in looking for popular operatives willing to participate in their films (usually 86 look-a-likes or ones with funny numbuhs)>Given 34's inactive role he's given up on his usual operative uniform/armor in favor of a tracksuit and shades>Voice all distorted after eating two packs of fake cigarettes a day with a glaced donut always on hand>Has a bald spot from him tearing his hair out from his fits of rage when someone reminds him of his court case>The hair lost usually gets taped back on his chest fooling no one>In cahoots with rogue sector J animators and mango artists who obsess over Numbuh 3>Is eventually put on the run as the script for his Magnum opus 2 operatives 1 ice cream is leaked.
What if there was a faction of teenagers that were just normal, they're hormonal, get up to unsafe wacky shenanigans, party way too late at night, emotional drama, etc. But due to the chaos from the warring factions the normals banded together in order to live through it, their HQ is an abandoned cold war era bunker renovated into an underground party/club of sorts, also yes it has broadband internet thanks to the nerds.
>>154962990>In fact, I have a list of operatives who have jorked an shlicked it to audio clips of numbah 86 yelling at them.kek
>>154988689Any wothy contender who might fit that description?
>>154962990>>154962175>>154958075>"Before we render a ruling I understand Numbah 34 would like to address the tribunal himself, what do you have to say in your defense?">Numbah 34 slowly steps up to the podium in the grand hall of the KND moon base>Murmurs and snickers swirl through the crowd>He takes a moment to tidy up his hand written notes and lay them on the podium before him>Before he speaks he stops to take a long sip of water from a bottle>The whispers in the crowd start to grow more boisterous>As 34 delays further one of the judges has to bang his gavel and hush the crowd>34 leans forward and starts to take a breath to speak>But cancels at the last moment as he pauses again as if to prepare himself one last time>Finally he begins to say his piece but he's purposely put himself so close to the mic that his words are blown out and slightly muffled by his own lips bumping into the equipment>"I have jerked off to each and every one of your personnel files">The court had to be swiftly shut down and the halls cleared as the crowd instantly turned into a frenzied mob
>>154958075>>154962175>>154962990>>154989831Someone needs to turn this into a comic when it’s finished.
>>154989664Any scientists in the kndMembers of high command Her brothersThe splinter cellAnd secretly 362
>>154962990>I have a list of operatives who have jorked an shlicked it to audio clips of numbah 86 yelling at them.My fucking sides.
>>154988689>>154990663imagine her calling someone gobshites
>>154963645based
>>154921433this can’t be real…..
>>154967742True forgot lizzie is a weird alien monster, wonder if she brainwashed nigel or just forced him into dating her. We know at first he was super embarrassed by her. But yeah 362 x number 1 is cooler by miles. I also liked that concept as well really showed how in a way you have to be the "adult" in the situation even if it is to stand up to adult tyranny. I did feel so bad for her though she missed being a kid drinking soda and hanging out but also showed how at her core she cared for the other kids and why she was good at her job. One ep changed my whole perception on her from leader bitch/meh leader to multi faceted character. Same with 86 and her slumber party ep and the 18th century kid, this show shocking fleshed out it's side characters well. Except for tommy he had reverse characterization went from "I hate this kid, to damn eh he ain't so bad, to JEEZ HE'S A GOAT, To wow this kid is lame"
>>154921390If you want an actual serious answer it's because they both have a similar personality and share the same genral values.Numbuh 1 is the defacto leader and he very clearly loves it. He's very bossy, by the books, strict, a bit of a workaholic and funny enough very adult like and mature. He's also very active and enjoys and performs well under high stress situations. Nigel very much likes being needed, a leader, and one that has a lot of responsibility. But he also cares deeply for his team, the KND, and others.Lizzie is the civilian version of Nigel. She's bossy, demanding, always needing attention and control. She doesn't really care what is going on and WILL get what she wants and will stop at nothing to get it. She doesn't really like to play games, specially when she loses. She is literally a high maintenance girl who also wants to be in control of everything, she forces herself to be the leader in the sense.At the same time she is still super committed to Nigel, respects him, his "job" and his friends/team. She acts like a spoiled child, but her reasoning is that she's taking the relationship seriously and demands Nigel take it seriously too even though he doesn't seem to want it.
>>154962814Idk think it's decommissioning time, but do like the fit anon, good stuff hope you use her for stuff. Be sad if she existed very lightly
>>154963510It’s too good to be a coincidence.It had to have been intentional.
>>154989831>>154962990Is there any scene in the show that would provide reference for this in terms of background art etc? I'm not promising anything but I'm curious about making something.
>>154995688In the elections episode numbuh 1 was put on trial in a classroom
>>154995877>>154995688I'm certain there is an episode where the KND had a big trial in the moon base. It was a huge room with the suspect standing on a platform in the middle. The heads of KND acting as a tribunal and a large gallery for any agents that wanted to watch to sit in.
>>154949579I got too drunk and sick to start on saturday will add more the coming days.>>154950354>>154952465>>154949624A kids of culture I see>>154957516That's a new one, made me think of Major Fatman in the Spriggan movie.>>154957812Good shit anon, hope Z anon comes back.
>>154922151ayy based
>>154994474>>154960428J'accuse!
>>154996064This seems more like what I'd expect. Can anyone identify the episode?
>>154996612I think it's in Operation: A.R.C.H.I.V.E. or Operation: M.A.U.R.I.C.E.
>>154996171>Numbuh 86 becomes a Rabbid out of nowhereKEK
>>154949579Numbuh 67, just for shits and giggles.That or maybe have him and 69 cramped in between Numbuh 68 to understand his pain of their numbers being associated with an unfunny meme and sex.
>>154955761>>154962814>>154996171très cool anpn ! j'aime ton style !
>>154957166Yes.He’s dressed as a Ghostbuster for some reason.
>>154997107He's baked out his mind while fighting adult ghosts His team is a team of ghost kids who died, of embarrassment
>>154996748>>154996612I think it might be the KND Convention Center, not the moonbase, but I can't find any pictures of the inside.https://knd.fandom.com/wiki/Kids_Next_Door_Super_Convention_Center
>>154921433>implying that's a bad thingLong as they're a chick, idgas.
>>154996171>that rabbidlmao
>>154962990I know everyone’s talking about the list, but nobody’s talking about>*Numbah 86 is being held back by security as she's trying to rush the lawyer yelling "GIVE ME THAT PAPER" and shooting her mustard gun*Underrated.
>>154996171Making 86 a rabbit made me kek harder than I'd ever expect>>154996124Nice hope you do more 69 and maybe the delightful kidz normal or knd formsAlso the heavy gunner vibe is pretty based
>>154997107What if 420 is actually the son of one of the actual Ghostbusters and was given to KND as a peace offering so KND wouldn't fuck with the important operations The Ghostbusters do?
>*flip* *flap* *flop*
The fuck did this guy even do?
>>155000713KND has a firm NO SCALIES policy.
>>154996171More like Num-BWAAAAAH 86, amirite?
>>154996171Wait, why is Numbuh 86 a Rabbid?
>>155002453Because she is always yelling and unhinged
>>154949579How about Numbuh 191?
Nigel & Rachel sitting in a tree ....
>>154921390I watched KND years ago dubbed in Tagalog and browsing this thread hit me with a wave of nostalgia. I'm going to download the show and marathon it.
>>155003273It's funny how this ship was really popular back in the day even though Numbuh 1's one of the only operatives we see who's in a committed relationshipI guess it's just a testament to how unpopular Lizzie actually was
>>154925724Worst part is she’s proud of that role.I mean, it was her first role, but why, just WHY?
>>155001393kek
>>155003837I mean besides smeet does anyone actually like lizzie. Think smeet's art even proves even the best gooner artist can't save her design
>>154921390Cake
>>154957516>Numbuh 34>If a number exists, there’s a Numbuh for it. No exceptions.
>>155007081Do irrational numbuhs exist? Numbuh pi? Numbuh square root of 2? Numbuh golden ratio? Numbuh e? Imaginary Numbuhs?
>>155007284YesThere's a numbah infinity and numbuhs with decimal points
>>155003837Of course she was.She's been spying on the KND.Lizzie was revealed as a ... plant
>>154993647Get on the treadmill, fatass.
>>154949579Numbuh 19th Century being 86ed
>>155003273Well if Rachel's going to get Nigel to notice her then she's going to be way too fat to climb a tree.>>155003837>Letting him feed herThat's certainly a step in the right direction to appealing to his tastes.
>>155007808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoOwXmu1SIc
>>155008002Now I need to see Lizzie as a football-headed sticc and Rachel as a circle with limbs.
What are some fictional young characters that would excel if they were ever enlisted into the K.N.D?Pick related being a good example, being a boy genius who single-handedly saved earth from Aliens led by his nemeses, with nothing but homemade weaponry and gadges and presumed combat training from his Army Ranger/ OSA grandfather, who himself singlehandly killed at least 5 thousand Kraut's throughout his lifetime
>>155005987>smeetI mean, I don't LIKE her, she's kinda shit. I just feel the need to inflict psychic damage upon you all while also enforcing the rule. No Exceptions haha~
>>155009357Double D would revolutionize 2x4 technology if he were inducted into the KNDEd would be an unstoppable frontline field agent, I feel like Ed could solo most of Sector V's rogue galleryEddy would probably make for a effective (if cowardly/scummy) leader, good at pulling off bluffs or unlikely missions but his motivation by greed rather than doing it for the good of kids would probably get him kicked out sooner or later
>>155009826Didn't they establish in the KND Billy and Mandy special that the Edds consider the K.N.D "Cheap"?
>>155000713Brick Frog's cousin.
>>155009499hate doodling is just as good
>>155009233based
>>155009499Then hope you'll draw 86 or 362 as well, also what a unique reason to draw something truly evil
>>154921655Who is this, Numbuh 402?
>>155011324kek
>>154924783This artist ever do anything else besides all those sketches?
>>154921390diabeetus
