Anyone else ever go get lost in a galaxy far far away?
>>154985135For something that takes place in space, we don't get many zero G scenes.With those bodies floating around.
>>154985185I read bodies as boobies. Heh.
>>154985135They should remake Rebels in TCW art style.
>>154985185Has there ever been a lightsaber fight in the vacuum of space?
>>154987035Probably somewhere in the EU. There is that episode of TCW where Plo Koon is outside in space with his lightsaber active.
Yup...I've seen things I'll have to carry for the rest of my life ;_;https://youtu.be/rUo26RMS2IE?si=FiGwQbyrUWFI3_Eh
>>154987035There doesn't even seem to be a vacuum in Star Wars' space somehow, what with people surviving being outside ships and all.
>>154985135I play on a neverwinter nights role playing server set in the time of Knights of The Old Republic. It's incredibly autistic. So yeah I guess.
>>154985135
>>154985135what did they mean by animating her like this?
>>154989439Wasn't she formerly a sex slave?
>>154989439the character was literally meant as a sex bomb. thats the point: born highly fuckable, chose the jedi way.
>>154987333There is at least low pressure in space as shown in multiple scenes in TCW. But SW also has flames in space
I miss Maulposting
Happy birthday Pappy https://x.com/sw_holocron/status/2087207249399701599
>>154990283She is also probably one of the few characters that has "canon" nude artwork in Star Wars.kinda funny she isn't a Lucas creation, but Lucas ended up putting her in a lot of things he was directly working on
>>154985185Because Star Wars is a fantasy setting with knights, wizards, cowboys, furries, and navy battles/dogfights and orange jailbait. It's not a sci-fi setting and never pretends to be one.
what should happen in Maul Shadow Lord season 2, but won't
>>154985185
>>154992178Devon is a whore
So what's the general consensus on The Ninth Jedi? What did you all think?
>>154985135Crazy how Ahsoka will never, ever look like this
>>154992612It's pretty good but not without flaws, the first three episodes aren't that good, but it picks up after that.
>>154992612Slop as usual
>>154992612>Disney AnimeI haven't watched it. The trailer looks like Shonen slop greenlit when Demon Slayer was popular.
>>154992612I just can't get excited by Disney Star Wars, so I haven' even checked it.Last animated SW thing I saw was Star Wars: Visions, which does contain a few good, self-contained episodes.
>>154992080These are the perfect proportions for Ahsoka. Short and thin, able to be picked up and carried by a man with one arm.
>>154993059
>>154992612I like this image a lot
>>154990927Boba Fett is the same. You forget that he made Star Wars because he was a dork that loved things like Flash Gordon and Star Trek. He probably okay'd any idea that was cool enough.>Verification is not required.
>>154990575>I share my birthday with him
>>154985135OOOOOOOOH TWI'LEK AND TOGRUTA SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>154985135Can't believe JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson nearly killed the franchise.
>>154989465No?It’s the traditional female twi’lek profession but no. There’s a comic where she gets her memory messed with and winds up a slave but it’s not her backstory
>>154994349Lucasfilm is also to blame as their management of the IP also deserves the blame, and Iger for pushing E7 to be 2014 at the latest which is partly the reason the sequels are so half-baked
>>154995101The blame for the ST lays firmly in the lap of OT boomers that pissed and shitted themselves over the PT for over a decade.
>"Stop gooning to Ahsoka!"
>>154995179disappointing there aren't any wembs of her killing everyone on the ship
>>154995179Never!
>>154995179We need more cool Jedi ladies who aren't Ahsoka.
I WANT MORE AYYY LMAOS
>>154995377>implying Assucka is coolHer main appeal is being female. After that, it's her "exoticness" (which is just an extension of the first thing).
>>154995467She carried the franchise for years after the ST shit itself and then Grogu was created, you can deny reality out of a sense of misogyny or reee muh filoni but facts don't care about your feelings, cuck.
>>154995479>you can deny realityThe irony eludes you.>She carried the franchiseSlop that sells is still slop.
>>154995126
>>154995479Maybe, but at this point she's overdone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't the only one. I mean outside of her who else is there? Fucking Sabin & Rey?
>>154990927>the huge shitfight this image caused on the star wars wikia
>>154995692Cope.>>154996014Din, Grogu, Ezra, Sabine, Cal, Hera
>>1549964985 out of 6 of those aren’t Jedi ladies and the one that does count barely counts.
What are you feelings towards Rey in 2026?
>>154996652>5 out of 6 of those aren’t Jedi ladiesCorrection, all six of them are not. Sabine doesn't count in the slightest. She's being taught how to use the force, but Ahsoka is not training her to be a Jedi because Ahsoka herself is not one and has even admitted to not training her as one.
>>154996687Nice designDaisy Ridley is a fine actressTrash character that had no direction
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA
>>154996984Anakin Skycrawler
>>154996984Aniakin skydiverYou might know his son Luuuke better though.
>>154996687She should have worn an outfit that showed her midriff.
>all this TCW trashgrim
>>154995190I don't think anyone but me watched the new show.
>154997906>feed me yousnah
So this is going to be the next short that will get its own series right?
>>154995126>>154995716Being a padawan was probably cool before the Clone Wars. Sex with mature female jedi masters and not getting murdered by robots.
>>154992612I liked it.Especially the ending where it btfo's grey fags
>>154998750ninth jedi was surprisingly good
So does Kara just own this dude now?
>>154985135I used to spend hours on wookiepedia looking at various star wars ships. Battle ships, freighters.. starfighters
>>154997950I think they released a book about the sith Ronin
>>154998778Yea
>>154985135I do. Writing a star wars fan fiction actually saved me from suicide while I was deployed with the marines and reeling from the death of my senior mentor/father figure. It reignited my passion for art and writing and alchemizing hardship.The beauty of Lucas' creation is that its so open ended and based in history, religion, anthropology, the military, and interpersonal drama with such a brilliant group of artists who have added to the tapestry. Some were lackluster, but others resplendent in their glory and meaning. Some have faded. But Star Wars is a story for everyone.
>>154996687Honestly? A waste. Rey could have been an incredible character, and all they did was make her Luke with tits. No female interiority, no monomythic narrative, no enlightenment, no belly of the beast.
>>154996687I hate her hairstyle, it just looks stupid and makes her face look weird.When she has her hair down she looks normal and attractive, its like the directors specifically wanted her to look as unfeminine as possible.
>>154992518>Space Wizard does some space wizard shit>People are shocked and appalled by a space wizard being unrealisticOf all the complaints about the Disney movies, this one always confused me.
>>154999866it's an open secret that nucasfilm hates womenjust look at the costuming before and after the buyout it's night and day
When will Luke pound Ahsoka?
>>154996687After watching Ninth Jedi I vaguely dislike her more now. I can't help but to agree that the sequel trilogy should've been like that instead of what we got.
>>154995179I'll goon to you instead.
>You’re no longer a Jedi.KINOOOOO
>>154999955if it were an older tcwsoka probably immediately after meetingdawsonsoka is a frumpy old hag and luke can and would do better
Baby making sex with my wife Kara!
>>155000187This but my wife, Am.
I liked the first volume of Visions and one of the third volume's episodes because they were the first non-Lego content to be set after The Rise of Skywalker, even if they weren't canon.
>>154998778Yeah his buddy got owned and she could've killed him easily. Kara already resolved to never kill anymore by that point. It's funny because he turned out to be extremely useful and a potential Jedi.
>>155000070If the Ninth Jedi was the ST, people would have probably still gotten mad that the heroes "failed" in restoring the Republic and the galaxy just fell into its medieval dark age, even if the setting would have been much more interesting as a result.
>>154995126>>154995716Why are Togruta women so sexually ravenous?
>>155000453Didn't the best Star Wars movie, The Empire Strikes Back, have the heroes failing? Though my uncle, who was around at the time, said that many people hated it at first.
>>154999898Lvl 1 space wizard does lvl 20 spell because vagina
I wish Kara kept her hair loose, she looks cuter without the ponytail
>>155000468Power levels don't belong in Star Wars.
>>154999898Well my issue was that she died, then vacuumed herself back into the ship. I would've been more okay with different bullshit that she did while alive, like she used the force to stop herself from being vacuumed into space.
>>155000546It was just cheesy in how it was literally filmed and contrived in how it immediately undoes all the tension from the previous scene. But I don't give a shit about any of the Force "rules", like I'm sure someone would be blowing a gasket when the Sith mercenery used the Force to pull his ship out of a blackhole if the Visions show was canon.
>>155000533They actually do because Vader and Sidious are the strongest Sith to ever live, like how Luke is the strongest Jedi.
I fucking hate Wookieepedia, they're LGBTBBQ obsessed assholes who think everyone's some kind of fag.
>>155000533They do, certain characters are established as being far more powerful in the force and far more skilled with lightsabers than others
>>155001063But Star Wars is not a battle shonen, it's not about whose or being the strongest. Palpatine is objectively more powerful than Vader yet he gets defeated by the latter casually picking him up and throwing him over a shaft, this is the climax of the Original Trilogy.
>>155001282A lot of prequel and sequel kids grew up on shounen anime, so they really miss the point of the franchise. I remember Freddie Prinze Jr. going on a huge rant about them at some point saying training means less than people think and Grey Jedi are fanfiction shit.
>Kylo Ren>The Stranger>NawaamIs Star wars trying to court the female audience with these characters? I bet most of them self-insert as Rey, Osha and Kara. Kara being the only interesting one among the three.
I want to talk about Visions on /a/ but it's infested with culture warriors. I blame youtubers romanticising this site as some kind of base for their fight.
>>154998778yep she life debted him like Han did to Chewie
>>155001448/a/ is only interested in hot girls (literally half the discussion on the Jaduugar threads are just about how tight the loli mc's ass is) and they find Kara to be bland.
>>154997933Yeah, the show seems to have gotten very little traction online.Admittedly, almost all the hype for Vision in general died in season 2 since people who watch anime generally don't give a shit about animation anywhere else in the world, and half the season was bad, which is a way worse average than either season 1 or 3
>>155001455They're retarded, Visions girls are crazy hot, like Am, F, Ara, Sevn and especially Kara.
>>155001461>and half the season was badReally? Looking back, it had most of my favorite shorts in the series. I think my issue with the japanese shorts is that they tended to play up the "Japanese Star Wars" aspect whereas the other International shorts were more creative and varied, especially Screecher's Reach and how it contextualuzed Irish folklore into a Sith tale.
>>155001465>AraOnly hot girl of Volume 2.
>>155001538did you forget the BLM propaganda one, or the indian were were they just ripped all the fight choreography from a fan films, and half the assets are just from rebels? Season two had some great episodes, but it had way worse lows than the japenese season.
>>155001547I'd say Daal. but that's gonna put me on some kind of list, same with Lop. Ocho's pretty cute, though.
>>154999955
>>155001587I remember the next Visions series were leaked and they were The Duel and a Screecher's Reach movie. Not sure why The Duel is wanked so much after the fag writer made the Ronin a fag just because she is one, look it up, it's true. I'm glad we got The Ninth Jedi, though, but I also want The Twins for more of the post-TROS goodness.
>>155001666I'm sure the original Dual creators will just ignore that book just like they did in those comics about the character
>>155001587The former was just a standard people fighting back against the Empire plot.
>>155001680I sure hope so. That book had some interesting worldbuilding, but man, it was rough and the writer always had to remind people that she was a fag the whole time.
>>155001282>Palpatine is objectively more powerful than Vader yet he gets defeated by the latter casually picking him up and throwing him over a shaft, this is the climax of the Original Trilogy.Because it's an old movie.>>>155001330>A lot of prequel and sequel kids grew up on shounen anime, so they really miss the point of the franchise.We get it, you're a lorefag who hates fun.
This is Coruscant during the events of The Ninth Jedi 1000 years after The Rise of Skywalker.
>>155001666>I remember the next Visions series were leaked and they were The Duel and a Screecher's Reach movieNews to me, sauce? Screecher's Reach movie exploring Daal as a Sith lord could be cool but I'm conflicted because the short works perfectly fine as it is.
>>155001773This reputable leaker on X, Fiveswalker leaked it, but unfortunately, he made his profile private for now, so I can't link it to you.
>>155001718Was it still populated or was it completely abandoned by then?
>>154985135 I know this is a coomer thread but I'll post my schizo theory here. Ignoring anything post Rebels save for TCW S7 and using the old EU to fill in gaps, TCW and Rebels aren't straight depictions of actual events. TCW is a relatively accurate retelling from Ahsoka's pov. That means that everything in it happened relatively closely but the way various people are depicted is warped by her perception. Ie she romanticizes Anakin because she didn't notice his issues until later and he tried to show her the best side of himself. Same with how moral and affable the clones were. On the other hand Dooku and Grievous were cartoon villains because she mostly heard about them second hand from Anakin and Obi Wan or didn't get to know them. Rebels is a piece of in universe entertainment made as New Republic propaganda. Rex was incredibly similar to Saw Gerrera, Kanaan had alcoholism, and Ezra was much closer to falling to the darkside. Sabine and Zeb were almost nothing like how they were depicted in the show. Ezra never fought Vader. The edges were sanded down specifically because it was meant for kids in universe and depicting national heroes as actual militants with issues would be problematic.
>>155002001No idea, all we have to go off is that still.
>>155001991Twileks are pretty much always depicted as having their lekkus hanging down naturally regardless of whatever fashion style they're in. Tying them up like that probably isn't comfortable
>>155002001I think it's actually canon that Coruscant by the time of the ST has fallen from grace and has become a junk metropolis, a detail probably based on the DOTF script (which the majority of the stroy was set in and the climax would have involved inciting the remaining citizens to join the resistance and revolt along with the defecting stormtroopers against the First Order)
>>155001718>1000 years after The Rise of Skywalker.I hope we get a more organised Sith order at some point since Gennoh was kind of a bitch and a wet fart as the last Sith. I get that most of them are mercenaries at that point, probably borrowing from Legends where the Lost Tribe of Sith became pirates and mercenaries, but it's still pretty lame. I need more Darths, man. Also, man, the galaxy being thrown into a new feudal era is rad.
>>155001718>1000 years after The Rise of Skywalker.Might as well make it canon at this point.
>>155002148People would bitch about the emotion lightsabers
I listened to the Legacy of the Force audiobooks and shit, choosing Anakin's Dark Deed's as the song for Jacen and Jaina's final battle was awesome.
>>155002161>People would bitchYeah, sounds like Star Wars.
>>155002176Star Wars audiobooks tend to be top-tier since they include music and sound effects.
>>155002279Yeah, I really love them, especially the ones voiced my Marc Thompson.
>>155002176>>155002279>>155002294Man, I actually tear up whenever Leia's News/Light Side of the Force plays during a scene, it played when Han and Leia found Jaina cradling Jacen's dead body and when Revan told Bastila why he had to leave.
>>155002375Pretty obscure, but it also played when Tenel Ka was with her and Jacen's daughter, Allana and she lamented that they couldn't have a normal family relationship. Powerful stuff.
>>154998750The sillies
Making love to Am!
>>155002279I wish there were more full cast Star Wars radio/audio dramas, not just audiobooks. At least the Prequels should've been adapted for radio like the OT was to complete the saga
>>155002279If you play SWTOR, the voice of the male Sith Inquisitor narrates the Tarkin and Dooku audiobooks.
>>155000464> many people hated [Empire] at firstCorrect. RT did an experiment where they only looked at contemporary reviews and the best reviews at release were for the original SW and for SithI. Empire was widely considered inferior to the original at first. It's been propped up as the absolute best by Lucas/prequel haters since they think Lucas didn't make it (he did). I personally prefer New Hope.>the average Tomatometer of the prequels and the original trilogies during the time of their respective original release dates, the Prequels are actually better reviewed by 16% — 70% to 54%, respectively *83% - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith*79% - Star Wars*65% - Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones*62% - Star wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace*52% - The Empire Strikes Back*31% - Return of the Jedi”
>>155000468Leia isn't lv1. If Luke is lv99 Leia was at least lv40
>>154999866They really just put her in shitty athleisure and rags for the whole trilogy didn't they. She was cute but they did her no favors by being so timid with the visual design for the ST. Her Qui-Gon hairstyle in VIII was nice though.
>>155003234Interesting stuff, thanks for sharing.
>>155003234Huh, the more things change, the more things stay the same.
but will this happen in shadow lord season 2?
Why do you keep on replying to the most obvious bait posts?
Shit, the new Kylo Ren comic was cool.
That retard Star Wars Theory's fanboys are gonna be extra insufferable now, aren't they?
>>155003706His fan film looks like shit, but hey, any excuse to flip off Disney, right?
>>155003706Has Theory done something now?I try not to watch Star Wars YouTubers unless i can help it
>>155003888His fan film is out and the typical crowd is fellating it.
>>155003491What the fuck is even the plan with Ventress?
>>155003888>I try not to watch Star Wars YouTubers unless i can help itBased, even some of the old lore channels went off the deep end.
>>155003674Not surprising in the slightest. Even as someone who isn't really a fan of the ST, Soule's Kylo comics are great. So Fall of Kylo Ren being good is no surprise.>>155003706At least post the page that will make people sperg out.
>>155003975Is Eckhart's ladder still alright?
>>155003993Kylo's the one character that a lot of ST critics actually like. Soule's run has been amazing so far.
>>155004031He's fine, so is Corey's Datapad. Stupendous Wave got boring and mischaracterised Darth Caedus as "cold and calculating (kek) in his Kylo comparison video and The Lore Master put out a weirdly political slideshow about the powers that be being anti-black nazis.
>>155002079Gennoh did nail Nawaam as having fallen to the Dark Side, but with extra steps at least
>>155004097I still don't remember why they took Gennoh's corpse with them.
>>155004183Unlocking doors
>>155004213I see, thanks.
>>154999955>>155001654
>>154999955Too old
I'm gonna get shit for this, but I think The Ninth Jedi is the best thing Disney did with Star Wars.
>this guy appears in front of you and tells you he is going to teach you about the ForceWhat do?
>>154999955Speaking of Luke why didn't they just use this dude to play him as is without resorting to CGI?
>>155004354Accept, and ask him if I could date Kara.
>>155004354>picrel is my lightsaber colourAm I edgy enough?
>>155004380I'd date Kara, but marry Tafflah.
>>155005042It was boring the show used Space Dwarfs and Elves as the main alien races we see.I Guess that Star Universe Beyond splat for D&D now has an excuse to have those races be playable
wookies are the star wars dwarfstwileks are the star wars elves
>>155005211not anymore
>>155005042Would Kara seethe?
>>155005042Understandable
>>155005211But the Wookies are leaf-lovers...
>>155005211I think it's the Sullustans who are Space Dwarves.>Subterranean race>Originates from mineral-rich world riddled with volcanic tunnels and underground cities>Strong command of mining and manufacturing to the point that Sorosuub is a galactic-scale megacorporation
Mark my words, Lucasfilm will asspull the Skywalker bloodline back into existence to course correct since nobody liked Palpatine's bloodline basically hijacking and replacing future Skywalkers.
>>155005784Somehow Luuke returned…
>>154995377Missionary position with the sole objective of procreation with F
>>155006651It could be simpler than that, Luke or Ben may have knocked up a random woman at some point.
>>154985135How come they never made an animated star wars film in the art style of the SWTOR trailers
>>155007555George didn’t see the appeal.
>>155007723George thought selling his company to Disney was a good idea.
>>155007796For the price they offered you would too
>>155005042>It was boring the show used Space Dwarfs and Elves as the main alien races we see.yeah but kind of expected from nips, at least there were those tribal monkey platypus aliens for a bit
HmmmI need more FemLuke.
>>155007796I mean he’s pretty rich and instead of all the fans hating him they love him now so that’s probably a good trade in his eyes.
>>155007838The force is female
>>155007926Okay? I don't see the problem. I'm not a bitter incel.
>>155007926The Force is whatever my dick says it is. Now hurry up and post some farmgirl cheeks.
>>155007829I did like those guys for the two episodes there were in
i DESERVE a submissive female twilek
I DESERVE a dominant female Mandalorian tomboy gf
>>155008267this is the best we got
>>155007838>>155007926
>>155009606>>155009623>Leia kissing Fem Luke on hothFund it
>>155005784>>155007838FemLuke can become real
>>154989439>>154989465>>154994557All Twi'leks are just bratty sex slaves deep down."Truck stop slut who will become your long term dedicated suck and fuck toy in exchange for love and care" is pretty much in their DNA
>>155010466Am may or may not be FemLuke if she and Karre were cloned from Luke's hand.
>>155002028>I know this is a coomer threadI didn't mean for it to be. I just wanted to talk about Star Wars and I know using pretty female Star Wars ladies is the best way to drag people in
>>155011054Based
>>155011054Even then I doubt you could get laid, chud
>>155009015Grim, mandalorians have become so gay since the cartoon.
>>154999757What's your favorite star wars fanfic?
>>155011145>Mandalorians have become so gayAnd perhaps all that remains will be what I see before me: a man, wounded by a Jedi, encased in a Mandalorian shell, haunted by the thought of being the last of the Mandalorians.
>Anon, your senseless lust will lead you to the Dark Side! Cease, or you will be exiled!Your response, swcoomer?
>>155011366Meeting the KOTOR Jedi Councils had me realizing why Revan does what he does
>>155011366At least the Dark Side lets me have a can of hash and some coffee.
>>155011366>”From my point of view it is the Jedi who are coomers!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIYVMwi-cVE
>>155011145Always was
>>155011366If I am exiled, then you will have accelerated my fall, and unleash me onto an unprepared galaxy full of cute alien girls to put into frivolous metal bikinis.
>>154994349Nearly?Did you go and enjoy watching the new Mandalorian movie? How many people went to see it? Somehow I feel like it didn't make much cultural impact, even the chud grifters didn't make much of it.
>>155004358Why didn't they just have Guy Henry play Tarkin without the CGI face?
>>154985135I miss this design of Ahsoka.
>>155011366do you think there are any dark side sex cults or do they all just end up as bootleg slaaneshi cults?i wonder what kind of connection to the force a sith would get when they focus on sexual pleasure over power/ rage
>>155013491You wind up with The Power of Many.
