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Harley Dreams Edition

QOTT: Do you think Jade was handled well in act 6? If not, what would you have changed to make her feel more substantive in said act. This question extends to epilogue content as well.

RESOURCES:
Last Session: >>154982594

The comic

https://homestuck.com/

the better way to read it

https://homestuck.github.io/

the booru

mspabooru.com
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First for prospitcest as always.
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SECOND FOR KIKI MY GOAT
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>>154996891
Seer symbols still look like they're being fertilized. Pregnant Terezi and Rose hnnng.
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ARTISTS. reply to this with your latest artwork!
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>>154997020
I can't post the same picture every thread cause I haven't been to busy so i'll post like my third newest drawing.
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can an anon post the classpect shit into this thread too? thanks!
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>>154997043
no its stupid sissy faggot drama

next topic
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>>154997060
u are stupid sissy faggot drama anon!
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>>154997012
holy shit what a spectacular retard. every day he humiliates himself more for this stupid fucking animated series pipe dream
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>>154997072
no u
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not a bad apology honestly, seen worse
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can we go back to colsla pissing his diapers? thanks
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>>154997020
Technically this panel, I'll see to draw some Feferi booba tonight, either that or more panels
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>>154997020
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its definitely an improvement from the last one. it looks better aesthetically what do you guys think?
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>>154997183
this does look infinitely better, but still personally to complicated for my taste.
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>>154997183
much better
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>>154997183
the color is nice but the design is still basically unreadable
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>>154997183
the thing i dont like is the wiggly likes but the swords look really cool
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>>154997216
if we grew up on this then we would know immediately what classpect it is. the swiggly lines suck though.

rage looks amazing
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>>154997241
i guess unreadable isn't the right word, it just looks messy/busy and all look the same from afar
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>>154997020
Update soonish
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>>154997183
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>>154997135
you making a mspfa
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I wish ellith was real and my wife.
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>>154993288
anon you were right. we just need more bullying to make it happen
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Hussie acting like the fandom has been known for being racist and transphobic for the past 6 years is so strange. Everyone just knows homestuck as the cringe thing a bunch of kids liked ten years ago, no?
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>>154997340
You made him look like a lesbian
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>>154997417
Lol I guess I can see it
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>>154997381
Ye
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>>154997407
there are always outliers that somehow are 10x more noticeable. because they are outliers.
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>>154997407
It'd be more useful to divide it into the original Tumblrite teens who went as freaky as it could possibly get
And the newgens who came along thanks to the later series/games, saw the weird ten year old fanart and cringed
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>>154997445
>>154997448
Yeah, I agree with both of these. I just don't think homestuck has ever been infamous for having a chuddy fanbase. Its infamous for the exact opposite reason
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>>154996515
>>154996728
I gave up, I'll just read it on my computer like it's a visual novel

No one answered my question of "when does it get good I dropped it years ago over the cake being boring" so instead I'll ask: when does this character show up?
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>>154997636
The character you poste shows up past the half way mark, page 5000 or so I think. As for when it gets good, id say page 300 when John starts actually playing Sburb.
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>>154997652
>The character you poste shows up past the half way mark, page 5000
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>As for when it gets good, id say page 300 when John starts actually playing Sburb.
Alright that makes sense I dropped it before that I'm sure, I'll persevere through the start again

Thank you all for the help!
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gn hsg. i love you all.
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i am cooking up something devilish..
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>>154997636
>this is who is attracting new readers
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>>154997707
They're really talking about the porn of this character that is attracting new readers

Wait til they find out she's 13
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>>154997681
I dontz gn
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>>154997731
>she's 13
Larper
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>>154997789
You got me, I stopped reading at the end of act 5
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behold. my Oxnard wall. its black because my ink is only black
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>>154997942
If you're going to make a shrine, you need candles at least
Maybe an incense burner
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>>154997014
Both done by none other than Jade
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>>154997942
incredible brazilian aura in this picture
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>Jade invites you to her island
>you need only bring 20 irradiated steaks cooked the way she likes
Will you make the journey to her land of wonder and whimsy?
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>>154998018
why. if you have an anon in mind then youre wrong
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>>154998073
I dont know if I want to get knotted...
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>>154997955
i should do that
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pumpkinsmut drew johnjade. lets go.

just go to his/her twitter.
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>>154998128
We I feel you’ll want to make those steaks then bud. If she is eating the odds of it happening to you are lower, you staying in your home is still a chance above 10% of her just showing up
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>>154998203
>you staying in your home is still a chance above 10% of her just showing up
nta but i got a boner from this and im so disapointed and angry at myself. fuck you
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>korpus shouting angrily at someone while theres a tent in his pants
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>>154998203
Let me make my gacha pulls and then I'll see whether or not I'm risking that 10% chance.
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>>154998301
>brattiest shota award.

I NEED HIM.
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>>154997636
Have fun. And don't skip the intermission.
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>>154996916
One day I will be able to bully the Huss for writing this and it will be a glorious feeling.
Also he sounds so trans in this lol
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>>154997014
Breedingduties...
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>>154997340
His constant resting bitch face, eye bags, sharp and narrowed eye, sharp lashes remind me of a fierce older woman.
That and Yellow Diamond from Steven Universe.
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>>154997417
ALL HAIL LEVI! KING OF THE LESBIANS!
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>>154997340
>>154999228
A smile would be nice.
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>>154996926
>the better way to read it
>https://homestuck.github.io/
Nigga no, that's a shitty and now apparently abandoned fork made by hussie's dickriders, best if you use this next time because it links directly to gio's actual build that is a few versions ahead
https://uhca.carrd.co/
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>>154999602
sorry.

funny you mention it i actually mentioned this exact same thing last thread *before* i made this one. But because i mindlessly copypasted someone else's suggestion for what to put on the resource section, i ended up using the cucked Hussie version.

Next time I promise to use the correct version instead.
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>>154997014
>Seer symbols still look like they're being fertilized.
That's true for all passive classes
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>>154997636
>when does it get good I dropped it years ago over the cake being boring
The story gradually picks up speed until shit truly gets real around page 1600 and then you're on a ride for a couple thousand pages

>so instead I'll ask: when does this character show up?
Around page 4400-4500 but at the same time also much, much earlier
No I will not elaborate
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>>154997942
>dead link
Boo
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Hussie really is just bad at anything
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>>154996891
>>154996916
>I'm so I'm SO SORRY please don't lynch me for TSO and having Dave say "broke ass nigga"
I see we're currently in the "desperately appealing the retarded fandomites" phase of the Hussie cycle. How many months or years will it take until he switches to hostile contrarianism again?
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how could anyone say to skip the early acts as if they weren't fun in itself
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>>154998197
You can always use nitter or one of its mirrors to link it directly
https://nitter.net/pumpkinsmut/status/2087126770365448369#m
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>>154997020
I already posted this a couple times but here’s one for completionist sake
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Artists need to start telling annoying entitled fandomites to kill themselves. You do not owe your audience anything.
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What is he even apologizing for when you get down to it? "I'm sorry you had to interact with racist fans." How is that his responsibility at all? Fandoms self segregate, if you walked into a chuddy corner of the fandom and don't like it, it's your responsibility to remove yourself and find a corner that appeals to you. Are we making the demonstrably wrong statement that there are no homestuck spaces that don't kick the chuds out or?
Which, even if it was true, how does Hussie apologizing for it stop it? Chuds don't care what he says. Chuds fucking hate him and think he's either completely lost his sauce and none of what he says about his own comic matters anymore or that he's been secretly replaced by a fan.
This just does not feel sincere or thought through at all.
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>>155000035
People interested in reading homestuck from circa 2012 on tend to come in with a preconceived notion they're about to read an epic story with high energy flashes, character drama and a bunch of wacky gray retards, so what happens in the early acts seems like a massive waste of time in comparison before we get to the "good parts".
To appreciate the first few acts more properly you need to have either read problem sleuth before homestuck or have gone through the act 6 hell that will make you understand how much soul and fun was lost along the way.
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>>155000066
Sollux is so cute there omg
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>>155000143
>Which, even if it was true, how does Hussie apologizing for it stop it?
It doesn't and it doesn't have to, the point is steering away from any and all controversies, preemptively getting as much heat off his ass in the future if someone posts TSO comics in public and getting seal of approval of at least part of the fandom. It makes a bit more sense when you remember him and his onlyfans gf are trying to get the show off the ground so wholly conceding to twittards who think you're a bloodthirsty hitlerite for not drawing lalondes as black is the "safest" choice.
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>>155000331
>twittards who think you're a bloodthirsty hitlerite for not drawing lalondes as black is the "safest" choice.
do you have a single example of this?
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>>155000066
God I love arasol
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>>155000362
nepeta should've at least became a ghost so dirk can make her a nepetabot to hop into
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>>155000382
Bro your Nepetasprite?
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>>154997020
I cannot, it's not Homestuck related, but Hazbin. I will, however, draw some genderbend when I'm back from class. Either gamzee or Karkat. One of the two.
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>>155000402
she can't hug the other sprites or she'll fuse with them and not being able to hug is sad
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>>155000072
The miraculous ladybug guy is pretty based for how shit his show is
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>>155000434
Just prototype her with some sensible iten and then she can have sloppy makeouts with davesprite while jasprose watches and seethes
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>>155000347
Funny exaggerations aside, I'm not digging through twitter and tumblr to find shitflinging from >5 years ago about post-pesterquest roxy portrayals so have this instead. It's good enough if you want to read some boring irrelevant arguments about nothing for some inane reason
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/racial-when-all-black-homestucks-hang-their-heads-in-shame-bc-of-the-voice-actors
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>>154999972
its just a link that expires in 3 hours. since catbox wants to be down. take it again then
https://n.uguu.se/XCGPtonM.jpg
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>>155000331
stop being obtuse if people were saying you were racist over things from decades ago over and over again you need to respond at some point
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>>155000436
Brother he's the one making it shit, he literally tanked one of the characters her wrote then introduced a made up sister just so he didn't have re add her in to the good guys and then excommunicated her from his show. At least hussie didn't run homestuck into a straight up circle for the equivalent of 5-6 full seasons
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>>155000143
hes mainly apologizing to the black fans for the racist shit he did. not steering out chuds. if you have 100 squares a triangle is very noticiable because it stands out and the behavior hussie was doing allowed that to exist more in the first place.
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>>155000675
I'm one of the black fans and I'll be real, I could give less of a fuck about the comics or what he's honestly said. Hussie and Racism feel like barely tangentially related cause I don't feel he has any actual views with real depth on race that go as far as actually disliking one let alone in relation to homestuck
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>>155000692
well not you, not saying you dont matter but youre not "annoying on twitter and have a strawpage" type of people
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>>154998325
YES.
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>>155000647
>you need to respond at some point
The last decade or so should've taught us all that stuff is way more likely to become an issue if you beg for remission of your 00s-era sins and trigger further purity spirals than if you play dumb. Just see how Toby also did "problematic" things(TL;DR: EAT SHIT FAGGOTS or being pals with omocat the open shotafag) but he keeps getting away with it simply by not engaging in anything.

I guess we could make some kind of an argument that Hussie is in fact forced to self-flagellate over every minor mishap ever since he first bent the knee to tumblr over CAUCASIAN, but even then I think he could've at least tried to course correct instead of letting the 17 year old xey/xems hold him hostage for all eternity.
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>>155000798
you're kinda creating scenarios in your head. i've seen a lot of people saying positive responses to the thing. if he DIDNT respond then he would be hostage for eternity.

also this is very rare from hussie
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>>155000798
also toby's fanbase is way less woke ours. that might seem cazy but its true
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>>155000825
NTA but what your explaining is that him doing literally nothing would change nothing since him responding just means they will bring it up more or hold it over his head literally any chance given, as in weather or not he actually responded they'd still say shit or accuse him over statements made several years ago that really don't reflect him as a person or the person he is today.
>>155000831
Nah, they are the same if not more overlapped, people just don't have anything else they can use on Toby beyond that 1 game. He's basically entirely secretive when it comes to the wider public and only a few people really even have footage or casual picks of him beyond a point resulting in stuff like no real evidence that you can pull from as easy as you could on Hussie
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>>155000825
>if he DIDNT respond then he would be hostage for eternity.
He could've also used his cronies to drop "it's just a generic fucking wavy squiggle in a circular pattern take your meds you schizos" and that nontroversy(kek was anyone even calling hussie a nazi over this?) would be over in 5 days at absolute worst.

Then again the updated designs look vastly better even if someone passive-active symbolism got lost along the way so all's well that ends well
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>>155000856
no i didnt say that. with this apology you whether accept or dont accept. atleast thats him actually adressing something. which to me is growth because he never does that.

now you can say "hes responded" other than "oh hes a racist little ditz" and i think thats better. btw im starting to see the nazis he was talking about, they're so annoying even when its such a small part because they want to be seen, and reply to people with edgy shit
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>>155000906
>He could've also used his cronies to drop "it's just a generic fucking wavy squiggle in a circular pattern take your meds you schizos
this is cap and people would be on his ass even more because its not even a response from himself. next.
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>>155000939
responded for what? People assuming his drawing were racist when he said & did nothing that was even close to racist? A racist mind is of a racist kind, the only way to see racism behind it was to already be considering whatever he was gonna do was controversial from the start and forcing a guy to say sorry because they thought the wrong thing that had nothing to actually do with anything he did himself.

It's like saying he brought pizza to a party and just defaulted to pepperoni and suddenly 5 people not even in the room but looking through the window say his choice of topping means he hates Jewish people because it's pork despite nobody in the room directly being Jewish and him bringing the pizza being more of an unprompted idea he had cause he wanted to do something neat for the people in the room
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>>155000939
>he never does that.
He's been doing that that quite a bit in the recent years but only when he feels things get or might get heated up, whether it's true or not. I fondly remember that one time when after a long period of silence on kickstarter a new juicy hiveswap development update dropped mere days after gio made yet another post chronicling the game's fucked development.
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>>155000962
this isnt a conversation about hussie being racist(hes not). but its a win win situation because we can see andrew being put in a bad situation, responding in which he does that never, getting a better version of the classpects. so even taking the racism off andrew just clariying about it is a big deal and it shows some form of growth from him. he gained a tiny bit of respect from me, just a little bit.
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>>155000978
i meant it in regards about himself. not a game
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TEREZI
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Big Nepeta, please, may I have?
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>>155001041
Teal tongue or Gray tongue. What's YOUR truth, anons?
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>>155001059
I prefer teal, but if it's grey I feel it should be darker than what's in the image. I don't like it when it's just pretty much the exact same shade as the skin. Makes it blend in too much.
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>>155001059
it has to be gray considering karkat's arc about managing to hide his blood color this far but it'd be cool if it turned teal upon maturity like it does with their eyes
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>>155001059
Teal like her blood
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>>155001064
There's only one thing to do anon. Open up your drawing program of choice and edit her tongue to be the exact shade of grey you like.
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>>154997942
I JUST WOKE UP WHERE IS THE OXNARD SHRINEEEEE!!
i need inspo to make mine!!
>>155000604
oh it is really minimalist. Its cute :3
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>>155001059
Doesn't matter as long as it's firmly planted on my peanus weenus.
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>>154996926
Jade should've fucked and impregnated Rose far earlier and Kanaya should've been burned at the stake.
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>>155001059
Gray tongues are canon but also colored ones are more aesthetic so the most elegant solution is a mostly gray tongue with a tint matching the troll's blood color
Pic related: 413 hours in mspaint
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>>155001531
this looks way better than pure blood hue colored :3
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i'm going to be able to buy a sewing machine and a drilling machine finally. shit is finally happening for my side.
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>>155001763
Who you gonna drill?
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>>155001796
mostly wood to make bird houses, maybe a epic shrine and im also meaning to make an animation desk with desk and disk and such, so i will need a drill and a saw. but Mostly i will drill concrete walls in the future to put wall brackets for the shelves. My floor looks awfully bland and there is too much free space that could be used for books and art materials.

>Who you gonna drill?
and i just noticed what you typed. silly billy. Drills aren't made to drill people! That would be BAD and ILLEGAL :3
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wake up. and get scared.
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>>155002280
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>>155001059
Trolls' blood colours affecting basically nothing as far as their physical appearance goes, with notable exceptions being when they're blushing or (IIRC) when their iris colours fill out as they grow older, is canon.
However I like when a slight tinge of their blood colour is applied to their skin and tongues, makes them more visually distinct from each other. But it has to be slight. Blood-coloured nipples, though, are stupid and make no sense.
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>>155002280
>>155002296
mad lad went and actually drew it
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I really don't like the diaper thing and it is genuinely going to kill my interest in the comic if this isn't just shitty bait and/or a meme.
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>>155002831
not my fault. i was just joking. blame on runes if he commits with this. but you should not drop the comic just because of it. im pretty sure homestuck did worse by joking about horse dick.
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>>155002852
anyway do as you wish. there is always space days and sburb.exe of lifes to read.
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>>155002852
The difference here is that horse cocks are my fetish whereas diapers are gross shit for retards and I don't like them.
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>>155002831
didnt moonrunes namefag just to say it was canon last thread lol
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>>155002886
>unironically likes animal's dick

>gets offended at stupid baby diapers

anon your priorities are all over the place.
you are free to do as you wish but get ready for the padding update.
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>>155002891
Moonrunes can lurk but is unable to post on mobile, so for the next 5-6 weeks hes unable to post anything on the threads

Who ever that was, was not Moon lol
If yall wanna headcanon that whatever but nothing of the sort was canonized
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>>155002891
Moonrunes said he is incapable of posting on the threads since he is traveling for work. Any Moonrunes namefagging is a fake. He said on hsg discord.
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Thank god.
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>>155002971
>He said on hsg discord.
>hsg discord
lmao gay why is there a discord
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These people just get off on seeking the power to tell creators what to do like a pet dog. Even the profile admits it
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I should stop taking the bait but anyway. nothing happens.
and i should move to another fandoms and stop lurking here.
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>>155003010
keep drawing more art anon i thought it was cute
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Horse cock rules, faggots
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>>155000143
If anything he should apologize for apologizing, black people do not deserve to exist.
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>>155003029
i hate that i lost my time drawing that and i hate you for being facetious about it.
you are not diferent from people you make fun of.
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>>155002986
Swastika was orginally a hindu symbol (it still is and Asians use it)
The okay symbol was psyoped by pol into racism symbol so that leftist retards would attack normies (like they wouldn't do that anyway)
What's the next normal thing we're going to make racist?
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>>155003106
ok fuck you then cunt i actually thought it was kinda cute way you drew it and the handwriting but seems you cant take a complement

paranoid ass
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>>155003135
someone has to pay in the anonymous board for the few people being trolls. and i dont really care anymore.
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>>155003170
you ruined it
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>>155002392
>with notable exceptions being when they're blushing or (IIRC) when their iris colours fill out as they grow older, is canon.
Don't forget their tears
To this day I don't how that works for them. Do they cry diluted blood?
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>>155002886
You should take inspiration from our patron saintess ipgd who was into both zoophilia AND diapers!
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>>155003193
what did i ruined?
what do we both gained from it?
did you had fun? did you get your giggles and that good warm in your chest?
well i'm glad. keep being exactly as you are right now and never change. i'm sure it will end up well to you.
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>>155002280
>>155002296
Unfortunately it's kinda cute
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good fucking morning, i just lost my phone during walk like a retard. anyway, how's it going.
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>>155003239
>>155003170
>>155003106
let me get this straight

nigga gets told his art is cute and he crashes out?

thank you hsg very cool
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>>155003231
Ah now I realize why she called me stupid, woke fans are much like animals braying for apologies, new diversity, etc so they can go back to peacefully grazing social clout, ready to be raped like an Arab on a camel
Damn I suffered all that for nothing!
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>>155003277
i just horrible for personal reasons. and maybe i'm getting pissy and this meaningless cringey shit i drew for lols because my anger is being directed and anons online. because i feel cornered and everything feels a treat Because I have live with people that want to start arguing and controlling my life as a adult.
For this im sorry. But im honestly not happy with what i drew.
That was just a joke.
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Good morning everyone!! I hope you are well.
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>>155001162
its not a shrine! yet.

i had to put it down after i took the photo because explaining that to the people i live with would be complicated.
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>>155003239
Holy schizo
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anyone who is mean to drawfags deserves execution.
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>>155003529
what're your thoughts on the updated classes thingy
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>>155003853
It looks way better with colored borders instead of just black and white. However I'm still of the opinion that the radial design is more complicated than it really needs to be. It feels a little try hard for my taste which is not something that really fits in the vibe of homestuck.

The icons by themselves not applied radially is far more appealing to me for its simplicity.
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>>155002886
Holy Based.
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>>155000051
>uncut
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>>155002982
Im an art fag, so my reasons for using discord are different (maybe). I just like being able to talk to other artists. But I think it is in fact kinda cringe to advertise the discord, or generally make it seem like a cool kids club. And it shouldn't impact the anonymous nature of this thread.
>>155004242
John egbert should always be uncut. Uncut is *better*. Uncut is *cuter* I des- I mean Jade deserves nothing less than uncut!
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>>155003853
It's so funny that Hussie is just constantly accidentally making nazi shit and nobody bothers to correct him on his team or point it out because they're also as dumb as he is.
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>>155003771
this, actually
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if you don't headcanon roxy as wearing leg warmers I don't trust you as a person
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>>155004371
>accidentally
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>>155004242
FACT: everyone in homestuck has a beautiful sensitive penis with an intact foreskin you could play with
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goddamn that FRAF forum has more teenagers than i anticipated. for every 20 something year old there's always somebody who's literally 14.
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>>155004371
That’s original Hussie constantly sabotaging and causing antics beneath his Woke Fandom Hussie persona.
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https://files.catbox.moe/kq2rdm.gif
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>>155004689
Damn it. Now I'm imagining Dave's foreskin at work. Are you happy now. Is this what you wanted. For me to suffer, because I can't pull it back for him and hear his stifled whimpers. Smh
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>>155004694
>surprised that the only people left in this fandom are idiot teenagers who would be terfs and magas but they hate their parents too much for it
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>>155004776
truly the fate of the bitch.
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i'd make it a rule to always respect people that drawfag, no matter how bad their drawings are, but some of you might get angry.
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>>155004837
You should always respect *art* but not always the artist. Or perhaps you should respect the artist, and part of that respect is telling us when we are being stupid. We are all peers after all.

But at the very least always respect artistic work, because it's important for any community.
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>>155004837
post your drawings for us already so we can all critique it
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What the fuck are you people even arguing over? I'm seriously asking, I don't know what's going on here
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>>155004905
no one is even arguing you schizo
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Post Kankri or I'm going to send Vriska to Beforus and totally fuck up the timeline.
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>>155004922
You literally did it right now faget
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>>155005145
Consider this pajama Kankri
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>>155005320
i said schizo with a loving tilt
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>>155005397
This is good, yes.
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one day you will exist cosplayanon..
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>>155005436
Mating Press her tits in a problematic manner.
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>>155005502
finally someone who draws kankri's hair right
you have no idea how much it pisses me off when artists draw the character's hair wrong in homestuck. they all have such distinct hair and then they'll just give them anime bob# 3596
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kankri time?
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>>155004837
No one was disrespectful, anon got pissy when he found out it wasn't actually Moonrunes talking about diaper shit, then crashed out when told it was cute regardless.
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>>155005517
I need some more Crokri, NOW.
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>>155005788
never seen the fifth one ever
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>>155006053
I think it suits his righteous indignation quite well.
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would gamzee let me make love to his (living) corpse?
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I like this
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sburb.exe is now in the 4th most liked ongoing fanadventures
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>>155006410
good it deserves it
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>>155006053
Iirc that one was used during some talk with Porrim.
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>>155006410
If grant wasn't a lazy faggot the other three would've gotten marked as inactive a long time ago and sburb.exe would have assumed its rightful place as the most popular ongoing adventure

Btw another upd8 page dropped
https://mspfa.com/?s=49229&p=916
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>>155006583
>the glasses stay ON during sex
>for both of us
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>>155006410
First time a comic has deserved to be in top ongoing since KGTAC. Pleasedontgetabandoned.
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would unironically read an adventure about their romance
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>>155006583
Based.
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>>155006615
something something symbolism
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>>155006782
good luck finding a person that likes leprechauns in any homestuck forum, anon. or even just midnight crew members that aren't jack noir.
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>>155006568
I think I'm finally seeing the appeal, Kikibros... This page was really fucking cute to me somehow.
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>>155006782
Tell me about it
God I wish mayonaka's felt fanadventure wasn't lost to time, or that the inaugural death of mister seven comic got finished
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luke is still the hottest mspfa shota to date
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>>155006914
Anon, you know that even if you somehow manage to fuck him, he will give you STDs not yet known by the medical establishment?
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>>155006819
>or even just midnight crew members that aren't jack noir
diamonds droogs > clubs deuce > hearts boxcars >>> jack tbqhwyf
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>>155008015
Sounding Trolljohn's bulge
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>You've heard of the Riddler before, now prepare to meet the Rapeler
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>>155006853
>mayonaka's felt fanadventure
>the inaugural death of mister seven comic
the what now
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why does jade wear an exceptionally long skirt and long sleeved shirt on a hot as fuck island near the equator girl what is wrong with you
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>>155008120
>He can't handle a little island heat
Grandpa would have blown your ass to kingdom come for such whining
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>>155008015
Would you rather take 100 punches from Jade Jade, or one friendly punch from Indigo John
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>>155008144
So death by the 10th punch or death in the first 2 max?
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>>155008120
Because dressing in long, loose layers is actually how you stay cool in a very hot environment over time, even in high humidity like a jungle.
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I'm a bit confused here and I want to make sure I'm not misenterpreting anything and being stupid, around 8 years ago I used to make posts on [s4s] where I'd draw a stupid little guy in situations and then I'd let people on the thread reply with what they wanted said character to do, like I'd write a continuous story drawing illustrations for each of my posts according to what people replied with like "make him throw the suitcase out the window"

is that what these "MSPFA" are? is that also what Homestuck is? or am I misunderstanding something? if so that's really cool but I feel like I'm missing something I thought Homestuck was written with a planned storyline from the beginning for example is that not the case?
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>>155008216
homestuck (and most mspfas) took suggestions at some points for what the characters should do, but still took the story in the direction it wanted, you can do both
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>>155008255
That makes more sense thank you, sorry for my lack of knowledge, let's say for example here https://mspfa.com/?s=49229&p=916
you are meant to comment with a suggestion to continue the story? is that how it works? whats the etiquette? I mean I'm not commenting on it I haven't even read that one I'm just using it as an example for the future when I do feel like commenting on these things I don't want to fuck up and be rude or suggest things in the wrong place
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>>155008108
>mayonaka's felt fanadventure
Mayonaka, the guy behind the midnight crew, ran a mspfa focused on the felt.
https://mspfa.com/?s=21&p=1
Like I said, most the images got fucked, but some were saved and a few of them are very, very interesting

>the inaugural death of mister seven
One of the paradox space comics, arguably the best one of the bunch. That image was a page from it. Read it, it's pretty neat.
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>>155008333
Depends, usually if an adventure isnt tagged as suggestions putting one in the comments is like talking to a wall, other than that you can suggest whatever you want whenever and authors can pick it up at any point, of course there are parts of the story where its clear its in the middle of doing something so commenting there would probably get ignored. If you really want to be sure, sequences where they take suggestions usually start with "what will you do?" or something of the sort, like making a zoom out so you can see the full room and ask the character to interact with something in there, theres not really an etiquette guideline
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>>155008397
Thank you a lot for your help that makes sense I will remember these tips
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>>155008015
>dave, who uses red color, lives in a shitty apartment like a rustie would
>jade, who uses green, lives away from most of people like a typical jade
>john, who uses blue, has a comfortable middle-upper class life shared with blues and indigos
>rose, who uses purple, lives in a motherfucking mansion like a purple or a seadweller
Funny coincidence now that I think about it
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>>155008216
>if so that's really cool but I feel like I'm missing something I thought Homestuck was written with a planned storyline from the beginning for example is that not the case?
There was a general plan how would things go that's it. The trick is occasionally writing paragraphs or pages where actions happen without the user input or nudging the readers in the direction you want things to go, even is some shenanigans or unforeseen but cool developments happen in the meantime
Also originally homestuck was planned to end after exactly a year but then it got a case of massive increase in scope. Around the same time hussie also closed the suggestion box for good.
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>>155008514
>There was a general plan how would things go that's it. The trick is occasionally writing paragraphs or pages where actions happen without the user input or nudging the readers in the direction you want things to go, even is some shenanigans or unforeseen but cool developments happen in the meantime
That makes a lot of sense
>Also originally homestuck was planned to end after exactly a year but then it got a case of massive increase in scope. Around the same time hussie also closed the suggestion box for good.
By "closed the suggestion box" you mean after a year it was purely hussie writing it without any reader-input? sorry for being dumb
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>>155008216
Think of it like this: You have the adventure board here and you have a general story. MSPFA is you write out a whole narrative and story but let people have input along the way until you typically try to move the plot along if they are directly failing such as telling them a certain suggestion is dumb or actually unhelpful so the character ignores it and then acts on their own actually progressing the plot.

The best possible example is Jade's Memory Modus section in the comic where she lets the players use her modus for a bit but then tunes them out to actually do what she went there to do after they keep selecting only the fruit and makes and effort to remove the fruit from reach so she can actually progress the narrative
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>>155008015
Now KISS

Also I would rather take 1 punch from John. That's instant ovulation response material right there. And also internal bleeding but-
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>>155008608
Ok that absolutely makes sense to me that's cool! thank you
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>>155008570
Pretty much yeah, he was still getting influenced by the readers in many aspect but somewhere between page 1500-1600 there's a visible decrease in random fucking around
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>>155008216
are you new to homestuck?
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>>155008216
>around 8 years ago I used to make posts on [s4s] where I'd draw a stupid little guy in situations and then I'd let people on the thread reply with what they wanted said character to do, like I'd write a continuous story drawing illustrations for each of my posts according to what people replied with like "make him throw the suitcase out the window"
So basically a good old quest format?
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>>155008701
Honestly John Dave seems like the most doomed relationship in Homestuck to me.

Like. Idk. The bromance is so strong and yet circumstances just eternally push them apart. It saddens me.

Shit man even RoseDave is canon and happened. Dave got to fuck his own sis before a cute boy like John. I don't wish a fate like that on anyone.
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also to the thread maker. also put
fan comics:
>mspfa.com
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>>155008742
next thread i meant
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>>155008742
Yes sir anon sir!
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>>155008703
I fully understand now that's cool makes sense thank you for the help
>>155008717
Yes, I'm the person that was talking in the last thread about how I dropped homestuck in 2021 because I found the start really boring (I dropped it around the cake fight with his dad), I'm giving it another try again and I'm enjoying it more than I did before (though I'm still at the start)
Just wish I could read it in my comfortable bed and not have to use my computer for it but I guess It's like a visual novel so I'll deal with the freezing cold while I read it, I don't think I heard literally any of the music when I read it in 2021 so I assume I read a fucked up broken version of it
Anyways I'm enjoying it more now so that's good!
>>155008718
Yup!
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>>155008766
or ma'am ^w^
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>PLAP master Jade passing her knowledge to her past self
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>>154996926
Jade was always a mess of a character because she got the Donatello treatment of being the fourth wheel to a dynamic of three. A cast of four is extremely difficult to balance because you're left with two options:

>two pairs of two characters, each trading roles of who's the immature and mature one, helping each other grow and change, and then changing who's in a pair so things don't get old
>a emotionally mature leader and three immature followers, with one of the three being the most mature of the trio
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>>155008727
Dave's closest friend is Rose and vice versa, if you don't actually view them as siblings like me then it's not that crazy
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>>155008701
Not a fujo but I prefer JohnDave or JohnKat to Davekat. Davekat really doesn't have much substance to it if you take off the fujo goggles.
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>>155008806
its sir..
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QUICK /HSG/ PICK ONE AND EXPLAIN WHY
John <> Rose
John <> Dave
John <> Vriska
John <> other???
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>>155008865
Well yes. But I mean more in like a cosmic irony sort of way. Like what you said is true, but it's just sad that Dave, who I'm 90% sure has or does have some sort of let's just say more than platonic sentiment for John never really ever gets to express that. I'm not saying the guy was head over heels, but y'know.

>>155008890
Davekat has 0 substance and is a trash ship.

>>155008859
I....

You raise an amazing point that I hadn't even considered. I had always equated jades lack of development, and subsequent shafting down to hussie not having enough care. But you do point out a structural weakness in the writing. Especially *because* there is no defined leader of the beta kids, John, who is defacto, is pretty flighty about it.

No wonder why act 5 act 2, the beta kids were basically split into a bunch of teams with the trolls.

And by act 6, jade wasn't part of a team, so she got fucking erased

I'm still very mad about it though. Hussie you fucking hack.
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sburb exe

Now that the dust has settled, what the FUCK is his problem?
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are there any nonbinary characters in bc for me to thirst on? if not then its fake woke frankly
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>>155008994
John and Dave. Their friendship is strong and I kinda hate how fujos constantly misintrepret their relationship through their fujo-glasses. If they were ever going to date, it would NOT resemble how they act in fanfiction one bit. They'd be more like if Turk and JD got married where nothing about their relationship changes except they fuck and are lovey-dovey to each other. Dave would absolutely NOT be the top either.
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>>155009046
based enby chaser
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>>155009047
Finally. FINALLY.

Someone god damn gets it. I *am* a mega fujo, but I fucking hate any and all fics that woobify John. And basically every single John Dave fic does that, and they change the dynamic wayyyy too much. What's the point of John Dave fics if it isn't "bromance with benefits" style. That's like their whole thing!!!!
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>>155009046
meat calliope
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>>155009016
now that i see it jade is really the weakest in importance. john is the main character, dave is also an semi- main character, rose is the brain basically, shes making things work. and jade isnt any of those things. shes just overpowered, from seeing the future with clouds to ascending to god tier.
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>>155008831
>Remember to poke his prostate when you're fucking John, he'll say he doesn't like it, but he does.
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>>155009016
Yeah, the lack of commitment to the Beta Kids as a fully unified group is one of the reasons I've grown to somewhat dislike the trolls. I don't dislike Rose/Kanaya because I'm a Grimdorks sucker, I dislike it for basically killing ANY future emotional connection between John and Rose. I don't dislike the Dave/Karkat/Terezi love triangle just for being stupid drama, I dislike it for tearing away Dave from John and Rose and Jade.

>>155009092
I have similar problems with KawoShin in the NGE fandom. Everyone and their grandma makes Shinji into the bottom and the girl in the relationship even though they neglect that Shinji only acts that way towards Kaworu in his sole appearance because Shinji is at his lowest point. Had they met at any previous part in the series, Kaworu would be the bottom in their dynamic and Shinji would be the top like some sort of strange mirror/inverse to Gendo/Yui.
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>>155009143
>picrel
that is quite literally the opposite of hetgem but I like that yaoigem is just disco elysium
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>>155009092
>What's the point of John Dave fics if it isn't "bromance with benefits" style
theres also the "STRIDERRRRR!" moments too if you know what i mean, which i love.
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>>155009195
*throws airplane at him*
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>>155009116
As a whole group of four, Jade's role should have been the heart and the powerhouse but individually with the other three, she should have been an emotionally mature/psychologically whole character to contrast against everyone else being immature, but with a long-term arc where she falls into despair and slips into immaturity only for her friends to save her and get her back on her feet.
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>>155009116
Jade was basically always a living plot device. That's *why* the class of witch is basically designed/implied to be that, to have an easy way to have (women) who are easily exploitable as tools for the plot.

If she was always that way like aradia/handmaid were, then it would be fine. But the fact that she was basically the driving force of act 5 act 2 exclusively. And immediately after gets shafted, it just *hurts* man.

>>155009120
>Don't touch him when you fuck him, he needs to learn how to cum hands free, prostate orgasms are stronger.

>>155009143
You get me anon. You get me so well.

But yes. I have always fucking hated that there isn't a single point in pre time skip, or FUCK even pre GAME OVER, where the kids are all in one room and just get to talk. And you know what happens right before the goddamn end of the story happens and they all have a little pow-wow together? That's fucking right eat human is separated by themselves even though they're the goddamn beta kids and you know who they're sitting next to??? THOSE GOD DAMN TROLLS.

Homestuck as a series was always a bit of a wish fulfillment fantasy. And one of those fantasies was meeting your online friends in real life and getting to do fun stuff with them. But like with so many things in this comic it really only teases the idea of that it never really pays it off. And then hacy will try to spin it as some deep or adult commentary on how you never get anything you want in life because fuck you.
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>>155009173
hetgem is just scott pilgrim
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>>155009247
but scott pilgrim SUCKS
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>>155009238
>fujo into futanari on male

finally, someone who gets it

I really hate how the only interesting trolls are wasted by the narrative while we're stuck with the ones who aren't. (I miss you...Eridan)
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>>155009143
To respond to the second part of this yes. It's really ironic how Dave's entire character Arc is about rejecting the false mantle of masculinity that he's been forced upon his whole life. Only to then basically always make him top in every relationship he's in because that's just what you do because he's the man. Like yeah it is somewhat intrinsic to his nature to be more active than the passive John but that really does deny a perspective of his life and why despite everything he is he would probably choose not to be top basically ever unless asked to (service top)

>>155009181
Dave grossing John the fuck out by continuously commenting on the fact that his cum is more watery than usual and asking if John is eating enough zinc.

>>155009195
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>>155009143
as for shinji, fujos have always had this tendency to make the protagonist the bottom bitch no matter how little sense it might make. but were not on /a/ right now, so i wont get too deep into it.
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>>155009292
KEK

>dude, please tell me you're getting enough fruits and veggies
>I am!
>bro, fruit gummies and one meal of steamed broccoli a week doesn't fucking count
>they're gushers!
>well, that explains a lot then
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>>155009195
rapemeat
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>>155009288
I prefer my John jade to be mostly hetero. Because I think John could absolutely top Jade (with proper training of course) and give her the ride of her life. But I will always leave the door open in my fic to have Jade appearify a dick. (Honestly the only reason why I'm not futa jade on John 's strongest soldier is because basically all johnjade art released in the past like 5 years is junejade with futa jade. And I got fatigued)
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>>155009292
how do the strider genes not seduce you, but egbert does?
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>>155009345
But anon girldick is hetero! Its dick from girl after all, John isnt gay for taking the knot.
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>>155009366
goofy goober makes me act unwise.
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>>155009345
ngl I kinda wish the comic leaned into the incest more

it is genuinely interesting for a sci-fi fiction premise

>one of your best friends and someone you've definitely the digitally hanky panky with turns out to be your long lost family member
>except neither of you are normal people, but paradox children who were born thanks to your own actions and space-time itself

IMAGINE Jade orgasming and then appearing a dick only for John to doggy style her and then jerk her off at the same time!

>>155009390
I knew Rose posted on here.
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>>155008994
On one hand Dave managed to stopped John from killing himself like a fucking retard so which was pretty pale of him
On the other there was that one lengthy talk between Vriska and John where she opened up to him and aired out all her frustrations, likely letting someone else see her vulnerable side for the first time in her life.
If it still counts as romance then johnvris has an edge here.

Not sure if Rose and John had any pale-leaning moments desu.
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>>155009017
>what the FUCK is his problem?
He let his moral compass go to shit and it bit him in the ass
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Jade is important but at the same time that’s why she wasn’t allowed to hang around, it’s a great prevailing parallel that just like just she’s considerable actually unbeatable so most of her time in the story is just spent hanging around equally beyond powerful beings or just being dead/unconscious because she either knows far too much or could literally solve and simplify tons of issues through the story the moment she became god tier since she was made omnipotent on top of her already vastly large brain.

An easier perspective is like you’ve got a story full of a colorful cast and one of them is called Jade, Jade is all knowing, already in the future, and the current big bad guy loves her because he’s got part of her dog in his brain, because of this Jade isn’t allowed to be active often less the stakes get lowered or she just gets rid of the threat with almighty powers and force. It’s like JJK with Yuta or Gojo or DBZ and she’s Goku but from the future with 5 times the power of normal Goku who gained the power to time travel.

It’s a big part on why the battle with LE flat out shafts her and rose first and why in collide her whole time is doesn’t mediating instead of fighting anyone, she’s with the 2 other unlikable things out there doing fuck all for the sake of making sure everybody gets a fair chance to shine
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>>155009366
ngl I'm the not-fujo (and a guy) but I can see why people would find John attractive.

>cute nerd shtick
>huge passionate geek
>definitely gonna grow up to be a manly guy
>funny and charming!
>loves his friends

genuinely a good guy
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>>155009398
>IMAGINE Jade orgasming and then appearing a dick only for John to doggy style her and then jerk her off at the same time!
you were so close anon. the best is actually getting your ass ate and jerked at the same time. its sensory overload
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>>155009366
Idk what makes you think strider genes haven't seduced me I have literally drawn a yumeship drawing of myself and him.
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>>155009577
BASED BASED BASED
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>>155009500
I mean they could have given her the Xavier/Jean Grey treatment

>gets to hang around the cast
>tries to do something but goes AIEEEEE
>only gets to do something in the third act of a story arc or as the instigating bit of a story arc
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>>155009366
i like dave but dislike dirk, too obnoxious.
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>>155009389
He isn't. But there is nothing better than some honest to goodness wholesome missionary for a first time. And then after that you can get freaky.

>>155009398
You get it.

Jeez we are talking about sex a lot this thread @-@

Sorry normal anon's, I don't want to clog it up with my delusional perverse daydreams.
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>>155009577
uh, shit. why havent you gotten seduced by the lalonde genes yet anon?
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Imagine a Strilonde-Engleyckert family tree if Dave got with Jane to match John getting with Roxy
What the fuck would their kids even be to each to each other?
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why am i always in the shower when these freaky conversations happen
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>>155009626
I like all the beta kids anon.

The alpha kids can kiss my ass tho I don't really like any of them. (Except you Roxy. Your cool)
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vriska'e hair is just jade's hair except messy and choppy cause that bitch doesn't take care of herself
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>>155009659
hmm musky spider bitch
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>>155009616
if only there was a place for those daydreams...

>>155009647
no reason you can't do it right now!

>>155009651
my nigga
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fujo posting has been off the charts lately keep it up hsg
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>>155009651
do you fuck with the trolls too? or just the kids
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how dare this cutie HATE himself??? he is so CUTE and FUNNY and deserves HUGS??!!
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>>155009651
consider...chubby Jane (mmm)
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>>155009689
>if only there was a place for those daydreams...
this is the place for perverse daydreams, no one can stop from posting about futa on male johnjade
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>>155009712
I love the trolls.

Karkat is my favorite character next to John. Even more than Dave. I love him so much that my own psudoe self insert/troll OC is a candy blood herself.

I also really love Eridan (I know kinda cringe). And of course I like Vriska, many reasons but I love spider8reath.

I just have John Egbert brain worms something fierce.
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>>155009651
dirk likes the distain you are emiting and would like you to show more hate towards him. thanks!
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>>155009552
post more grand highblood pls
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>>155009745
>she likes Karkat and Eridan and spiderbreath

marry me (please)
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>>155009745
its not special to want to bust(blow) john while he plays ghostbusters. you heard me ANON!
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>>155009717
>CUTE and FUNNY
*WILD and SILLY
ftfy
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>>155009776
nta but are you a girl too? so the threads get more interesting i mean

lesbian hsg couple..
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>>155009782
https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

Ok I'm finally home from work so imma draw y'all's requests. If I'm not a lazy bum and actually do the ones that already came through I'll do some more. (Maybe)
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>>155009710
if you incest
I mean insist
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>>155009801
sadly no, I am...le straight man (gasp)

>>155009812
Draw John flirting with Jade (she's got an erection) or John pinning down Eridan
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>>155009552
i appreciate older gamz designs where hes got the subjugglator build, its quite unfortunate how little content there is of him out there like this where he bottoms.
i want to see the massive murderclown get plapped.
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>>155009818
this is exactly what i wanted thank you
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>>155009788
ah yes of course, my mistake. appreciate you
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>>155009812
y-you were posting THIS
>>155008668 on work?

oh no anon that is ultra perverted. we will have to kill you sorry..
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>>155009837
anything for you, brethren
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>>155009818
It must sound strange but I never really saw Dirk as homo-romantic while reading Homestuck. He always came across to me as a guy who latched onto Jake out of sheer loneliness but wasn't really expecting Jake to be such a hysterical person.

I personally think Dirk's wires are crossed. His dick wants to bang dudes but his heart is open to women and manly dudes, not hysterical gay men. Then there's the whole...subtext with him and Rose which makes you question if he has some kinda attraction towards a specific type of woman.
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>>155009837
self-cest, self-cest, it's the best

put your ego to the test
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>>155009837
>dirkbot mentioned
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>>155009670
ponder the aroma
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>>155009930
that's because dirk's homoeroticism is best observed through the lens of incest
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new patreon illustration


ULTIMATE DIRK AHHH
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>>155009961
>>155009985
Dirkbot is exactly what I mean about Dirk's sexual/romantic orientation. Dirk isn't your ordinary gay man, he's more like narcissist-sexual with a preference for men, hence the vibes with AR and his...special dynamic with Rose.
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>>155009974
>Vriska being edged until her mind shatters and she turns good!
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>>155009974
full?
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>>155009553
>John is hesitant at first because it seems a bit gay, but remembers how his father taught him to always help a lady in need and decides to do it
>Ten minutes later its everywhere and Jade cant stop quivering
Its what Dadbert would have wanted
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The reason why Roxy hard carries the alpha team is because the other three retards barely acted like friends to each other
Look at the betas' dynamics
>johndave = best fucking bros
>johnrose = good pals who got silly with each other and had some latent romantic chemistry
>johnjade = yayyy let's share our single braincell!!!
>daverose = cool peeps verbally sparring while discussing penises
>davejade = functional romance
>rosejade = sadly underdeveloped, but their few interactions were always on good terms
Compare them with the alpha fucks
>janejake = shitty romantic subplot
>janeROXY = omg besties forever
>janedirk = had some working dynamic early on, overshadowed by shitty romantic subplot's rivalry
>dirkjake = shitty romantic subplot
>dirkROXY = borders on shitty romantic subplot but mostly defaults to friendship because he no way fagged her already
>jakeROXY = would be a shitty romantic subplot but she was sensible enough to stepped back and stuck to being friends with him.

Romanceslop doomed the alpha kids group dynamics and it's YOUR fault /hsg/.
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>>155010045
>(REMEMBER SON, IT'S ONLY GAY IF YOU RECEIVE)
>and then Dave and Rose walk in and it's all over their faces

>>155010046
Roxy was inspired by Misato, it's no wonder she's best girl
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>>155009961
i actually think that's lil hal but word they're both good either way

>>155009998
narcissistsexual is a great way to describe him
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>>155010045
cute. I think john being nervous/scared/generally awkward for the first time of anything and then getting his flip switched and he matches Jade's freak is the best way to do it.

"oh idk jade..that sounds real exotic don't you think. i mean thats not even a humans..."

1 night later.

"oh yeah! I could totally go again! I mean it hurts but who cares!"

Jade is definitely the top, but at the same time, John by virtue of being a Breath player i think has a seriously easy time being top himself in spite of his passivity. Not to mention, i think Jade would actively try to coax a more dominant side of John out, cause she definitely likes rough play.
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i shredded every hs related art ive made. i'm done with doing fan work. seems like its a waste of time because i manly do this to share with people. im going to work on my original stories and just give up sharing here.
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>>155010166
I feel like they both switch frequently, vice versa stuff

>Jade gets CRAZY horny and mercilessly tops John
>a spent and vulnerable Jade then gets topped by John
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>>155010202
please don't leave us
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>>155010166
I choose to believe John is just naturally gifted for sloppy, but since he isn't gay the only person that will ever experience it is Jade. An experience that will be lost to history.
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>>155010202
man wtf :(
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>imagine a hometuck cafe incident
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>>155010241
>Jade keeps sending pics of John sucking her off to a seething Dave/Rose/etc
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>>155010202
anon i dont know whats going on with your life but its going to be okay. dont get angry like this over what a single person said
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>>155010241
>john sucking my dick
mhm
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>>155010202
This place is a toxic cesspit you may as well be better off leaving it behind. But advertizing that isnt going to help. If you really mean it dont even make another post.
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Jade has earned her wind, time, and light combined sloppytoppy. It’s hard work having a massive dick but having a massive green dog dick that glows with dog brain and needs is even harder
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>>155009930
he did latch onto jake out of him being the only viable option of the time but I do think he's purely homosexual
simply, he's just into men that are similar to himself more than he'd like to admit
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>>155010418
surpise! My johnjade fic was actually an ot4 fic the whole time!
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>>155010428
youre making him seem evil. hes not THAT evil
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>>155010478
it's not evil to be in love with yourself and also the distorted image of your brother you keep in your mind
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>>155010208
John has crazy egbert mangrit, he #TanksThat no problem and then makes sure Jade is fully satisfied. That plus 3 years of training got him moving like crazy. Post Game Over Jade that never got to that point with her John is in for the surprise of her life.
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>>155010478
I mean he's part of LE...

>>155010519
big dicked gigachad John: exists
>his three best friends: (soaking wet)
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>>155010531
>gigachad John
Wow hey Ive never said that. I envision John like High-school days Gohan in terms of build, maybe Prime Taro Sakamoto at most.
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>>155010478
he's not evil. there's nothing wrong in wanting to love someone with common ground, or finding some of your personal qualities nice enough to seek it in others
however jake doesn't stimulate his intellect that much, and rose doesn't have the right.... equipment for the job
dave however, can do both AND match his freak
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>>155010704
they talked with eachother. you know how it ended.
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>dogcorp timeline
>world peace
>50%+ dog population
>Bec statue
>no troll racism
>Nepeta and Meulin live
>sloppytoppy tax
>up to 3 green suns in the galaxy
>john statue
>jade regime
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>>155010753
a dicking down of the century and a prompt suicide paradox time loop to pretend it never happened
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>>155010815
theres always a doomed timeline for everything
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>>155010785
cats in the dog rebublic? grim.
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>>155010853
Some cats get along with dogs. Jade did go to the the dancestor session at some point in canon, can’t rule off her hitting it off as friends with Meulin like she did with nepeta
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jncIYRohJCgn3GeRHB5Ja-DLbFh39U83VhVBVPhOANM/edit?usp=sharing

This is a good a time as any to shill for my shitty fanfiction. It has grammatical errors up the wazoo and is kinda trash. But fuck if i haven't had fun making and drawing it. If you haven't read it and are interested in or curious about JohnJade, give it a shot! It is based off the comic 3 years by the infamous Pancakestien, heavily modified for my needs.
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>>155000265
Thank you!
>>155000362
Me too my friend, me too
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>>155010753
oh yea I remember. personally, I felt the ending where dirk impregnated dave and had 20 strider babies was a bit excessive but it was a pivotal and necessary plot point
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new whiteboard cuz the ones will be gone
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96386213-6364-3304
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The subtle art of putting things inside Kalian Delfin.
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don't put things inside him
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>>155011189
This
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>>155011189
And pass up on the opportunity to put things inside of him?
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>>155011150
id like him a lot better if he wasnt such obvious fapbait
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>>155011255
I'm not proud to have fallen hook line and sinker for it but I still wanna put stuff inside of him.
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>>155011241
gem
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>>155011255
this says a lot about yourself
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Nepeta coming up with a ship that makes Equius sweat heavily. The sheer blood dynamics make him go out of his mind. She has second thoughts and he uses his machines to arrange sitcom-style hijinks between the 2 trolls to prove their pairing is real
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>>155011275
how are his hips that wide
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>>155011707
technology
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FACT: We need more FtM characters
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being vriska's matespirit must suck bad
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>>155011872
T. Cody
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>>155011872
already have enough. give crumbs to mtf instead
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i have insominia. please put me to sleep vriska
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>>155011872
*creates a perfect kill/resurrection timeloop so u will suffer for all eternity*
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>>155012122
just hit yourself in the face with a shovel or something
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>>155012141
That’s a great punishment for them. Make them relive the moment where they betrayed all their normal family and friends for a trendy identity, trapped in their own mind as they scream out for the disasters to come, but Hell only continues
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>>155012011
this was unironically some peoples reaction to ftm roxy
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>>155012141
>>155012169
Guys can you take me out of the perfect kill/resurrection timeloop for a bit i need to jack off
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>>155012236
ftm roxy was the best thing to happen to homestuck
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i wonder if vriskas mind control feels good. like you can only obey and your head feels mushy and you cant think straight
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>>155012253
No
I’ve put too much effort into coming up with these
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>>155012268
finally someone who i can agree with unironicaly
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>>155012290
KYS
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>>155012303
no. sorry for being too based
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Kalian.
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>>155010026
https://files.catbox.moe/3jz9dj.jpeg
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>>155012499
hot!

thanks anon
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>>155012499
i thought the green ropes meant it was kanaya..
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>>155012303
wish brand hazbin hotel art style telling anons to kts okay dude
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>>155012545
jade will cuck kanaya of everyone
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>>155012545
All things green belong to Jade first
>but Kanaya
Belongs to Jade by default. All Jade bloods are of course Jade’s property.
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>>155012548
That’s an imposter. I advocate hellish torment instead of death/suicide. You can’t follow the conversation
>>155012268
She deprived nice boys of solace in a nihilistic world… but her turn came before this point



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