That goes nowhere
>>154998365You made it personal.
Fiona is better, at least in 1
>>154998365POST MORE OF THE SEXY NATIVE GIRL
>>154998365I always find it weird that she values gold like a European would, rather than a native. Also why would she steal from the temple if she could just stole a brick from some gold house.
>>154998764She values sex with European men and her having gold would mean more European men to have sex with.
>>154998764yeah shouldn't her main goal be a husband?
What would a Road To El Dorado sequel have been about?
>>154999185atlantis?
>>154999185The three of them scamming people.
>>154998710Why are only Native Americans referred to as “natives”, but germans from Germany, and Chinese from china arent? She’s Mayan
>>154998764Because it’s written by retarded Europeans. Seems obvious >>154999185It would be a horror movie about the entire native population dying of smallpox, and European pirates killing, raping, and pillaging the remaining survivors and hauling off ship fulls of stolen artifacts and gold back to Europe
>>154999277NTA, but the answer is because they forgot.
Why did they make Cortez seem like a bad guy in this film?
>>154999337Because he literally was. Calling him a “conquistador” is just glorifying his invasion. He even took on a slave wife and committed genocide multiple times
>>154999365His slave wife was trying to get revenge on the aztec for enslaving her, and when he discovered she could speak the required languages he took her aside and offered her "more than her freedom" if she helped him.
>>154999234When you think about it, this movie was DreamWorks trying to kill two birds with one stone (ie Disney’s Atlantis and Emperor’s New Groove).
>>154999337Black Legend bullshit. Anglo-Prot/Jewish tomfoolery, always an axe to grind against the Catholics.
>>154999337Because of dysgenic, ill-informed trannies like >>154999365
No wonder the spaniards couldn't contain themselves. But I still can't forgive them for creating Mexicans.
>>154999277Isn't she supposed to be Aztec? Cortes was there
>>154999185>A god finally does appear in El Dorado>He's a white man>The people of the city dont believe him because thats the same scam the previous two pulled>Every divine act is seen as a mere coincidence>They explain away him making an earthquake and stuff>midway through the chief sees him do actual god stuff like making food appear>realizes "oh shit, this is the real deal and what we had wanted and we're laughing at him now">cant convince anyone in the city hes actually a god>End of the film cataclysmic event from kukulkhan or some other aztec god is going to happen>European god was there to stop it but thinks the mortals dont even want his help>new sexy brown girl who chief told to follow him around when he realized what was up>she'd thought she had to keep tabs on him>she also had a bad attitude about him>thought he was here to steal gold like the last white men>she offers herself as a sacrifice to him for him to stop the aztec god>he does>says the people of el dorado are disrespectful>says he'll protect their city from invaders>turns all their gold into regular stone>nothing has changed about their lives>their village is just now worthless to outsiders>takes her and leaves>chief realizes they lost their actual treasure>their people's ability to be kind>city devolves into chaos>again their lives havent changed, just that the gold will no longer attract people to take it>they suddenly think gold mattered>chief watches el dorado burnLean more into actual aztec/mayan practices for designLike new girls sacrifice isnt to be all sexy but actually to kill herself in front of the god because thats what they did and her blood spilling at his feet was the only sacrifice she could make because its the only thing she thought of that had value.
>>154999185>a Road To El Dorado sequel we should be so lucky...
>>154999185they time travel to modern day mexico and get slimed out by a cartel
>>155000616Always liked the idea that they were a gay couple and that Chell made them straight again
>>154999277American natives are to small tribaly for a big encompassing name
>>155000085It’s not black legend, if anything, the truth is pretty white washed. He deadass genocided 6,000 people in 2 hours as his first act in mesoamerica. Look up the cholula massacre. He only made allies with the tlaxcalans because their fighting was leading to mutually assured destruction, and the tlxcalans got a clue
>>155001311That didn’t used to be the case. Currently the biggest populations of them are the nahuas, the maya, and the Quechua
>>154999310Sounds awesomsWill their be a 10 minute graphic rape scene for us to watch?
>>154998365The payoff is her going on adventures with them. and the entire village that arises and still stands 500 years later after they bred her together.
>>154998365Good. Not everything needs to be over explored.
>>155002235This movie doesn't explore anything. It's shallow as a puddle
>almost every song is a background song performed by Elton John, except for the "It's Tough to be a God" songI don't think that's how you do it
Tzekel-Kan got it rough at the end
It doesn't speak very positively of Chel that she fell for Tulio instead
>>155002346Wrong.
Antz is better indeed
>My lords, congratulations on your victory. And now, you will, of course, wish to have the losing team sacrificed to your glory>....Not again. Look, Tzekel-Kan... forget the sacrifices. We don't want any sacrifices>But all of the sacred writings say that you will devour the wicked and the unrighteous>Well, I don't see anyone here who fits that description>Well, as speaker for the gods, it would be my privilege to point them out>The gods are speaking for themselves now. This city and these people have no need for you anymore. There will be no sacrifices. Not now, not ever. Get out!He carries the movie so much
>>154999185me making chel into a mother.
Chel is very attractive, anyone else agree?
>>155001103lol, that's my new headcanon
I love Chel
>>155000474El Dorado is a south Ametican legende
>>155006869Yeah but Cortez never went to South America, so it has to take place somewhere in Southern Mexico
>>155006869lmao you think anyone making the movie actually thought about that? they just slapped el dorado on cortes conquering mexico and called it a day
>>155006122Highly lickable soles, yes~
>>155007019The Yucatán/Central American region is maya country, and pretty dang close to South America
>>154999277It's any exonym for natives of the new world
>>155006845kek always loved this comic edit
>>154999277Because Native Americans are such a wildly disparate group with so many tribes covering such wide range of geography that there is no single word that properly encompasses them. Natives in upper Canada and Natives from the bottom of Chile are not even remotely the same people. That would be like trying to compare Australian Aboriginals to native people of Kazakhstan.There's also a lot of typical uneducated SJWs trying to be progressive in language and actually talking complete nonsense or missing the mark "Native American" encompasses Native people of the entirety of the Americas, but SJWs use it almost exclusively to refer to American Indians.
>>155009025That’s my point tho. They are not all the same. The Mapuche and the Quechua people of South America have nothing to do with the maya, the nahuas, or the Inuits of North America. It’s like calling everyone in Europe natives instead of Germanic, Slavic, Latin, Turkish etc. It just sounds very ignorant and outdated
>>154999185>Road to Shangri-La>Road to Eden>Road to Timbuktu>Road to Valhalla>Road to the Center of the Earth>Road to Olympus
>>155003650says you
>>155002974Based Miguelchad, he was always my fav
>>154998365To answer your actual question, I believe chel was in line to be sacrificed before she stole the idol and ran away.
The masculine urge to show Chel the road to my dick.
>>155009152To differentiate the modern and pre-colonial ethnicities Modern american are what you think when someone says "American" or "Candian"You dint automatically think of of Indians or whatever other pre-colonial people so Native American is used to talk about that specific general ethnicity ala European, Slavic, Arab etc.
>>154999185The Road to Chel's Backdoorado (97 minutes of convincing Chel to do double anal)
>>155011622a relatable sentiment indeed
>>155011661Yeah that’s true, but that doesn’t make it right. I think people just can’t be bothered to learn about the actual history of the two continents pre colonization. Willful ignorance
