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>multiple storytimes in one threadthe end of Readcomicsonline completely killed this board
>>155002367Schizo pls
>>155002494>>155002501>Carol, your Jessica is going off the deep-end and is getting drawn by Pere Perez again
>>155002501god yes, this has the potential to be peak gooner material
>>155002447How does the eye contact work here? Is she copying the Carnage symbiote?
>>155002602Who's going to be the artist?Watters as a writer hasn't really done any cheesecake comics outside of that Skin Stripper bit in Coffin Bound
>>155002659Andrea BroccardoI can post the unlettereds after storytime
And that's it. If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>155002367Go ahead, time travel to 2022 and cry harder:https://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/potpourri/page/3/
What's the point of Maka if she can just ape a symbiote with zero consequences?What's the point of Jessica wearing Carnage at all?Why do any of these characters aside from Norman still exist?
>>155002759>What's the point of Jessica wearing Carnage at all?It's a gimmick for her new book
>>155002560Oh when did he break up with the bird girl?
>>155002773He gets a new love interest every relaunch, this is nothing new.
>>155002521VenomCarol vs CarnageJess throwdown WHEN
>>155002535god i hate miles so fucking much
>>155002357These characters have gone so far off the rails, and not even in an interesting way. Marvel needs a CoIE to purge them
>>155002605>>155002600Kek. Hill is throwing shades.
>>155002461Beaten by a loli. Just like in my chinese cartoons.>>155002501>Dumpster fire of a woman>Still mind-bendingly hotHow does she do it?
>>155002600Already playing Tokon, I see
>>155002773Hill prefers Asian girls
>>155002600>Go buy Marvel Tokon NOW
>>155002622HOLY SHIT! A villain he didn't steal from Peter or is a copy of Peter's villains.
>>155003421I like the plot that its technically his fathers villain
>>155002386I mean... Didn't Miles already took part in some world ending events? What the hell is he learning here, that he didn't do already in the field?
>>155002600Hey wait a second... Didn't Spider-Gwen Cosmic Cube herself so that she and her father were ALWAYS part of 616 continuity and not from an alternate dimension?Also, very funny to see Marvel Tokon exist in 616 when it very flagrantly ignores the hardlight retcons to Kamala Khan
>>155002434...I can't believe they have time for this in the middle of a fight for life. Jesus, this comic is stupid.
>>155003557Seriously >>155002600 practically spells it out how unnecessary this mini's core premise has been for him
>>155002501She should know better
>>155002528I thought she was Asian.>>155002576Nice to see Miles and Miguel on decent terms
>>155002600Is Miles playing as Kamala?
>>155002357It’s funny that we’ve got both the original Red Goblin returning and a big symbiote event, with Normie Osborn the current Red Goblin nowhere to be seen.
>>155004322>It's been over a year and we've got no idea if Carol's Academy is still running
>>155002773Offscreen between books
>>155002773When the writers changed
>>155002605Time to power scale miles
>>155002605>throwing shade at ziglar's runBASED
>>155002434This is excessive.
>>155002434Haha this is just like my mcu movies! All of this is so silly and shouldn't be taken seriously at all! Why even buy this comic am I right
Carnage lost to a little girl. How far beyond the bottom of the barrel can we go?
>>155002501This couldn't possibly go tits up, thankfully she has great tits.
>>155002560Grey eyes aren't nearly as weird as the description of Waardenburg syndrome makes it out. Like she could easily have two different colored eyes and hearing loss.
They all trained for a few weeks now they're all much stronger and better than that loser Peter Parker ever was and will ever be even though he's been fighting nonstop for 15 years. I welcome this new status quo
>>155002434why is Miles grabbing his dick?
>>155002605Did they already go for the obvious "Ganke has powers now" storyline or are they not that desperate yet?
>>155002666>Black Nick Fury in a flashback from before Miles was bornThis is still set in 616, right? Does Miles's dad remember living in the Ultimate universe, or did the writer mess up?
>>155005219Could be the artist unless the script specified Jr and not Sr.
God I feel sorry for Carnage. He was doing so well in his own horror books away from the “main” titles. It is a LONG way down going from Conway’s run to this embarrassment
>>155005090>>155005638Talk no jutsu gave Carnage brain damage I think, the story just fails miserably to convey that. Though I bet the next awful Jessica book won't keep that up either so who cares, nothing matters, why am I even in this dickslurping books storytime.
>>155002452Time to powerscale Maka
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>>155002501...And people give Eddie shit...
>>155003868She normally would but is probably being subtly corrupted by Carnage
>>155002773Modern Marvel can't write relationships for shit, they don't even bother showing most break ups unless it's Paul and they are haemorrhaging sales.
>>155002528>MegalophobiaI thought that was the fear of Sans Undertale from Sans Undertale's Sans Undertale (featuring Sans Undertale from Sans Undertale's Sans Undertale).
>>155008808That would be Megalovaniaphobia.
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>>155008943Symbiotes having so much goop that a normal-sized woman can look like a giant roid monster wearing a thick winter coat is silly. Why both having a host if you are doing all the work?
>>155007647What should happen>Jessica fucking tells someone akin to the Avengers where Carnage is for containment, and she will keep zapping it in the meantime because they JUST had an Eddie incident about this exact situation>what will happenDumb shit, sudden but inevitable betrayal.Eddie was dying if I recall, Carnage symbiote was the last resort. The fucks Jessica's excuse?>>155009075Symbiote mass has always been a 'don't think about it' contrivance begging audience suspension of disbelief.
>>155009115If it started a couple decades earlier, at least they would claim "pulling extradimensional mass" like normal, but none of the various SRS BSNS space stories have tried that.
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Carnage will use his newfound MILF pheromone rape powers to become the fatalest femme aroun, trust
>>155009115Eddie was dying, it wasn't like he enjoyed being Carnage and completed killing himself just to take Carnage with him.
>>155002386>Several big time heroesIt was just Johnny. Slott's OC is not big time at all.
>>155002528>Now Miles is a science nerd tooDoes it really need to be said?
>>155002855That's not true. Starling was carried over between Ahmed and Ziglar's runs
>>155002576Is there a reason for Miguel to be there outside of movie synergy? Also>Knock offs using Peter and Johnny's meet up spot
>>155002600>Neon Spider-ManI hate movie synergy so much it's unreal
>>155002605Ahmed tried to do a "standard stakes" run as well and look how that ended
>>155002670>SHIELD flashback>Fury Jr in chargeSomething something editors not doing their job
I will never understood Spider-Versity, I get that they wanted to use the various offshoots but you have Silk a nearly thirty year old woman that at one point worked for SHIELD training alongside tweens.
>>155002380Oh, someone remembered the bat wings can be used as weapons/shields now.
