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>>155015169Keep it together this time, ok?Or I smooch
>>155015173Evil woman
>>155015264tbf, best kind of women
>>155015272True
Any idea on what Lilith's actual deal is? Like concrete stuff and not fanon shit.
>>155015264Friday Night Funkin style? I am stealing that, thanks>>155015330We have nothing other than she cut all contact for 7 years, made a deal with Adam and is in Heaven chilling and relaxing.Like, I can speculate but that wouldn't be "concrete stuff"
>>155015610Damn. Did any Viv interview offer any information?
I was literally too busy having sex to bump last night, I'm so sorry I failed everyone
>>155015749Understandable.
Emily's giant butt.Sera's giant breasts. Charlie's soft lips. Vaggie's plump vagina.
>>155015766>Vaggie's plump vaginaThat's why she's named Vaggie? It all makes sense now.
>>155015777Plump pussy and tight wombs for making more little exorcists. She's wasted on Charlie.
>>155015800Fascinating.
>>155015800Wait a minute are exorcists even capable of reproducing? Ignoring all the art of pregnant Lute and GuitarSpear OC kids( which becomes really funny in retrospect if Lute is Eve) can heavenborn (which seem to include exorcists) have kids.
>>155015826Hellborn can have kids so I see no reason Heavenborn couldn't.
>>155015841Hellborn don't feel comparable to heavenborn(most of the time). Angels definitely are more complex and special that the average worthless imp or succubus.
>>155015818Sinners cannot reproduce, for the creation of life is a gift to humanity. The Blessed, those who came to Heaven, have this gift.
>>155015863I don't know, cherubs seem to be just little guys. But I like to believe cherubs reproduce by holding hands and then the baby's delivered by stork.
Did they post the next round of the Lute ship tournament or did they cancel it after GuitarSpear stomped the competition? I remember Molly X Lute winning over Sera and Rosie X Lute winning over Lilith.
>>155015886Now I want a comedic fanfic of Adam and Lute getting a misdelivered cherub baby and having to reunite it with its parents
Imagine the Hazbin Hotel, but they're all angels. Charlie brings a few sinners up to heaven to rehabilitate them.
>>155015904And align the way it brings them closer and reawakens Adams paternal instincts, giving Lute a new way to appreciate him
CHARLIE should have BIG, BOUNCING, BOUNTIFUL BREASTS like her mama.
>>155015912Honestly I kinda like the idea of Adam being good at taking care of small children and babies. He obviously sucks when they become teens or adults but he's actually a good parent to the little ones.
>>155015919Lilith ain't got that much titty meat. Like yeah compared to Charlie Lilith looks like a fertility idol but only if you use her flat daughter for comparison.
>>155015912>>155015921I imagine neither Adam nor Lute knowing shit about cherubs (they don't fuck so Adam never bothered getting to know any) and having to research what to feed this little care bear-ass thing. Maybe it eats milkshakes and needs to feel loved so it gets distressed if they start bickering around it.
>>155015766>Sera's giant breasts.No, she's light up top. She probably has a fine ass like Emily though
>>155016030What if it's one of the humanoid cherubs (like Cleetus) so Adam has this tiiiiiiiiny little humanoid baby about the size of the palm of your hand (and even smaller to him) and it's triggering all his paternal caretaking instincts and making him pull his hair out with worry not knowing what to do with it
>>155016195While her breasts are not that large compared to the rest of her body the sheer size of Sera will make them gigantic for a regular sized human.
>>155016518Too bad she's a lesbian.
>>155015610I always found the inclusion of smartphones in this world as tacky >>155015907>The exterminations are a known project in heaven>Emily sees how taxing it is on Sera every year>Decides to open a rehab hotel in purgatory>No one believes in her because they don't believe their tormentors can change>This hotel is the target of scorn by the exorcists>After a while, with Charlie's help, the hotel is full>Charlie immediately sides with Emily because she doesn't want to be stuck in hell with too many evil freaksIt writes itself. It's far more cohesive than putting this plot on Charlie
>>155015610687 calls declined?
>>155015749Nah it happens, I haven't been that active too since I was on a small holiday with my husband for his birthday.
>>155018094Sounds lovely. I've noticed Hazbin fans on 4chan tend to be dirty sexhavers and a bunch of us are married too, I wonder why that is
>>155018199Much of the Hazbin community is kinda psychotic and tend to dog pile you if you don't have the appropriate opinion or you might imply their headcanon/interpretation is wrong/biased. This leads to a place like 4chan (where you can say whatever you want without any repercussions) being popular for discussions that deviate from the fandom norm or tend to be more on the critical side when it comes to the show.
>>155018373This is a great point (not to mention you must be 18 to post here) but I meant when compared with 4chan based communities for other franchises. Hellaverse tends to skew older and toward people who are in relationships. It's almost the opposite of what you'd expect based on the franchise's reputation.
>>155018471My main takeaway is that for Hazbin 4chan tends to attract the older crowd (who usually are or have been in a serious relationship) who are more mature and more open minded when it comes to discussions. Other platforms tend to be where the younger sides of the community gravitate to (Reddit, twitter, TikTok, Bluesky, etc.) which you can generally deduce from the behaviour you see there.
>>155018471Most of the hellaverse haters that sometimes go viral on Twitter are kids, no joke I have seven 16y/o and I even saw a 12y/o saying the show was vulgar and they had 50k likes I cant discuss a show thats supposed to be another kind of simpsons/family guy/rick and morty with people that want to crucify it and all the fans for not being the next masterpiece of story writing
>>155018729Yeah I just filter out and ignore the opinion of kids, especially since the show obviously isn't meant for them.
Jessica Voska answered what would go on Lute's playlist, and it's that Meredith Brooks song. "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover. I'm a child, I'm a mother. I'm a sinner, I'm a saint."Are we serious?
I love how mercenary this fandom wiki summary is lol. At least you can't accuse it of bias
>>155019463>Just when you think you got me figured out>The season's already changing >I'm your angel undercover>I've been numb, I'm revived Ohhhh fuck
>>155019463>I'm a mother. I'm a sinner, I'm a saint."Yeah it's not exactly subtle here.
>>155019575Right. But no she's not Eve. Definitely not.
>>155019587Yup she's definitely not Eve. Can't be. Has to be random exorcist number 2369. Just some random exorcist.
>>155018373Nah. 4chan is no different. There are better places to discuss this franchise.
>>155019597She doesn’t look like Eve.She could be someone made before Eve or after her. Unique enough that she could classified as her own race.
I wonder if the rubble arm damage might unironically be another super subtle hint she's Eve. Like people complained it doesn't make sense for an exorcist to get permanent damage from non-agelic steel sources but if she's actually Eve (potentially a sinner) and is just disguised as an exorcist without any of the benefits then it actually makes sense. Also adds another level of badassery to Lute/Eve since she goes murder mode on sinners without any safety nets.
>>155019645No Bugcuck. Stop being a weirdo.
>>155019651The Exorcists in general have bad healing properties.
>>155019651>>155019661If we take Jessica's statement at face value.. She's called Lute a demonic angel. Demonic is interesting and on the surface you assume it's because she's sadistic, but... If she's Eve, she's the first transgressor, the first sinner, therefore a damned soul, so it makes sense that she is a "DEMONIC" angel,
>>155019681It could just be how she’s born.
>>155019753Sure. Let's go with that then. She just Exorcist #362526. Uh huh
>>155019781No. I think Lute originates from this.>It was then that Yahweh decided to create a second wife for Adam. This wife was made from Adam’s own body. Yahweh pulled a rib from Adam’s chest and formed it into a woman from the ground up; bones, muscle, sinew, blood, mucus, organs, skin, eyes, cartilage, hair, etc… all right in front of Adam. Now, having witnessing this process Adam was so terrified that he refused to go near his new wife, much less name her.But with some twist or something.
>>155019804That's the unnamed Eve, from apocryphical/midrash texts. Given that Viv didn't know Saint Peter was a real person, I doubt she would go with this kind of niche story. In a recent Q&A session, it was confirmed that Eve has already been set up, meaning she's not going to be a new character on the show. Plus, there's no real surprise element or need for an identity reveal, which Jessica has implied. She's the Genesis Eve. It's really not any more complicated than that.
>>155019829> from apocryphical/midrash texts. That's my personal second theory, but given that vivs St. Peter was a real person, I doubt she would go with this kind of Niche.I bet she reads these things more than does she read the Bible.> And we run into the same problem regardless call him the Lilith in heaven is the real Lilith, that's already been confirmed. There is a character named Lillith that’s supposed to be in the show, and her design is basically Eve. With red eyes matching the red glasses Lilith wears in seasons 1-2. Likely because of the whole eyes reveal the soul thing. It’s a lore and mystery season. They will give us bad answers on purpose.
>>155019867> She's the Genesis Eve. It's really not any more complicated than that.Lilith wouldn’t exist in Genesis lore.
>>155019950>her design is basically EveI stopped reading after this. Go away Bug.
>>155019964You stopped because it’s true.
>>155020037Sure dude, you keep telling yourself that. Good job!
It's pretty telling how this dude only comes around whenever new evidence pops up with Lute being Eve. And this is just one crazy guy. The fandom is full of these clowns. The fallout is going to be great.
Looty beat the shit out Bugcuck till he leaves in shame. The same shame he feels everything he looks at himself in the mirror.
>>155020062An Eve with red eyes and a stupid minor Lilith derivative as her name gets you this mad?
>>155020110Where did I say that? I said good job! You won!
>>155020090Honestly I'm super excited for it but also for a lot of Lute stuff gaining a new light. Like it's gonna be funny watching old GuitarSpear oc kids and the subtext around them going from "Lute finally gets to experience motherhood" to " yeah this is basically number 276. Not her first rodeo". Or the bajilion fanfics where Lute and Eve are separate characters becoming super dated while the three Lute is Eve fanfics will get treated as prophetic.
>>155020160It won’t happen.
>>155020160It's kind of sad in a funny way that the fandom coming from what I have seen, tends to rag on this theory, make fun of it, and they get extremely pissed about it... meanwhile Jessica is it's number one supporter, and you can tell she's really excited
>>155020203Bugcuck nobody cares about your opinion. It's happening. Stop the cope and just find another fixation.
>>155020205Listen much of the fandom is dumb. Like really fucking dumb. Like I'm sometimes impressed by how stupid they are.
>>155020205Yay Jessica!
>>155020237You are dumb.
>>155020237Well, Jessica herself did say that fans would not see this coming, that maybe a few would because they are smart in a way. She has not encountered before. So I think she accidentally foresaw lolIf she said that, meaning that most fans would not pick up on it, then that is a pretty good indicator that Viv is trying to keep this low-key. And ironically, the outdated, possibly misheard, leaks worked in her favor. No wonder she hasn't said shit about it
>>155020291We spray insect repellent on you. Begone
>>155020218If you can’t cross over the Lilith Eve wall, then that’s the outcome.
>>155020301The leaks are not outdated or misheard. Season 2 would’ve been the start of them being wrong, not on point.
>>155020346We spray insect repellent on you. Begone
>>155020311Didn’t even deny it.
>>155020369I do deny it. But you don't care. Notice how nobody here agrees with you.
Wait, I thought we were doing a bit. Do people still actually believe the whole twin Lilith parent trap shit? Lol
>>155020387It’s not they’re twins. They’re both are supposed to be a direct image of a blonde God.
>>155019463This isn't actually the first time she's mentioned this song. Apparently way back, on Twitter she was asked what Lute's theme song would be, and Jessica responded with this same song. Meaning she's had time to think about it. It wasn't just a random thing. Oh Vosk. You don't disappoint.
>>155020387Yes it's surprisingly popular. Mostly with Lilith "feminists" or Morningstar glazers because it conveniently shifts the blame for everything bad on Eve. Other than Bugcuck I've only ran into one Adam glazer who subscribed to the theory but I kinda assume he thinks it's true because it would count as another Adam L and he thinks Viv loves that.
>>155020363Look. I get it. You don’t like that the way the fans expect season 3 to be like is exactly what it’s going to be. Do you think I thought Lilith Eve wasn’t really stupid when it came out in the leak? Or I wasn’t upset over Serpent Seed Abel? It’s total Adam cuckery.
>>155020481Yes yes. And Zestial is Cain oooooh. You're so smart!!!
>>155020478Any Adam fan not expecting Adam to not rolled over and slammed by Viv is pretty much not paying attention to the road signs.
>>155020478Why people think Viv hates Adam? She clearly likes the guy. And if the leak about him and Eve being a villainous duo is true, then, obviously he's one of the favorites. She can't kill her favorites for shit lmao
>>155020508What signs? Viv loves Adam and he's already paid the price for his shitty behavior by dying. She's not going to heap anything else on him now.
>>155020515> And if the leak about him and Eve being a villainous duo is true,From where?
>>155020481Bugcuck you're a fucking idiot. Abel is Lilith's son with Adam. Eve who's Lute by the way is the victim of cuckery. It's makes perfect sense. It's standard Viv subversion. Lute/Eve is the heaven main character so she has to be the victim of cuckery for story impact. It's why Lute hates Abel. He's her John Snow while she's Cat.
>>155020534Bugcuck is an idiot and so are you. Abel is Eve's son and you have a cuck fetish.
>>155020530It was set a few threads ago. Admittedly, it's hearsay, but apparently the source of this information had also correctly confirmed the character's orientations before the most recent merch drop. Given that Alex changed his answer regarding what happened to Adam's body, and the fact that he appeared on the merch at all, and that it was confirmed in the patreon that Eve has already been introduced to us, I believe it. It's not a coincidence Lute/Adam is so beloved by the crew either.
>>155020534Adam and Lilith don’t have reddish golden eyes. Abel’s eyes being that way with his golden angel Lucifer-like facial expressions don’t help.
>>155020534... I think you guys are fighting for the brain cell.
>>155020547Bruh. Fucking read the room.
>Lute is Eve>Zestial is not Cain>Abel is Adam and Eve's son>The Lilith in heaven is the real Lilith. She was not a good mother. >Rosie is a sinner from the early 20th centuryYou're welcome!!
When it's revealed Lilith's deal is with Eve and Sera, and Adam doesn't even know she's in Heaven after all, Guitarqueen stocks will go down and Eve/Lilith stocks will go up. What's that called? Ribqueen?
>>155020551I could admittedly see that with Adam and Lillith. At least in a flashback scene. The figleaf outfit Adam wears in season 1 fits in with Lilith’s purples in season 1 and 2.
>>155020558Actually in some painting Lilith has weird reddish eyes. Abel probably inherited that from her. High chance Abel got killed by Cain because Eve encouraged him to hate Abel. She's basically a Caitlyn who managed to convince Robb that John was a problem.
>>155020573The room says you're dumb.
>>155020604> Lilith has weird reddish eyes.That’s Lillith/Eve. The red eyes are the dead giveaway it’s not Lilith.But I fully agree on you that she used Cain to kill Abel in this setting.
>>155020534Isn't the whole point that Charlie's existence had to be bargained for somehow because Lilith is barren?
>>155020663No, that's a theory.
>>155020599>Guitarqueen stocks will go downThey're basically nonexistent at this point. Can't go lower than rock bottom.>Eve/Lilith stocks will go up. Probably not. People really built a fixation for twincest between Lilith and Eve or Eve being shy ditzy Flowertunes with strong commanding Lilith. They really didn't account for Lute personality.
>>155020663You’re right.
>>155020619Dude I was fucking with Bugcuck. I obviously know Abel is Adam's and Lute/Eve's kid. You guys can't figure out when I'm pulling stuff out of my ass?
Do you think Adam has ever read Genesis?
It's sad that Jessica is the most excited for this turnout and her arc, but the supposed Lute "fans" just ignore everything she says. I've never seen someone so obsessed with a character that's not also obsessed with what the voice actors say. They insist she's a lesbian when Jessica literally debunked that, headcanon wise. She has said that Lute loves Adam and swings both ways.
>>155020701..... You expect people to magically read your tone via text? Seriously? Good job genius.
>>155020735Cmon man. It's was obviously very silly.
>>155020701Apparently not.
>>155020671Because we don’t have much information about Lute, I actually picture her as some sort of failed Lilith decoy that turned out looking a lot more freakier and corrupted by what Lucifer involved into the process. And what we see of Lute today is heavenly plastic surgery.
>>155020716Only the parts with him in it.
>>155020751Definitely.
>>155020744We actually do. A lot actually. But you don't really care about that, so nothing more that can be said to someone who chooses to ignore all of it. Yes, Zestial is Cain oooOooOo Lilith Eve OOOOooooOo look at you, prodigy. Good job!
>>155020701You brought this confusion on yourself.>>155020735Tone is formed by whatever we want it to be.
>>155020778Precisely. So how exactly did you expect people to know that you were pulling shit out of your ass.
>>155020788I mean it was kinda ridiculous what I was implying. Like cmon Abel's existence being misery porn because Lute/Eve hated the fact he came from another woman. Cain basically being his better in all aspects. Abel being somehow shorter and weaker than Cain despite him having the taller mom. Lilith just randomly dropping a baby then just despawning. It's very silly sounding.
>>155020160i'm tempted to add some kind of disclaimer to my own fic about it once eve shows up. the way i've wrote the story, there's no way i can combine the two back into one character since i only heard about the theory a month or so ago here and everything's plotted out with them being separate in mind. i'm so annoyed.
>>155020768>We do. From vague cheeky Twitter posts. Not the show and its actual material.I don’t care.Lilith Eve is in literal canon merch. It’s impossible for me to deny it. And as long nothing breaks it, it will remain as the top conclusion.
>>155020839No, you're not wrong! I'm just saying, there are fans that unironically believe that. Can't really tell if someone is being serious or not unless they say so. Exhibit A: Bug
>>155020842Honestly I know an unfinished(yet) fic where Lute being Eve kinda would fit and elevate it but I'm pretty sure the author ain't familiar with the theory.
>>155020849>i DoN't CaReThere you go! See, you're so smart. Good job! Gold star for you (:(:
>>155020842What was the plot of your fic?
>>155020849>it will remain as the top conclusion.Nobody except you believes it lmaoooooo
>>155020853Sorry. In retrospect if I really focused on making weird Lilith and Adam breeding comments it probably would have been stupid enough where it would have been obvious I was taking the piss. I'll admit not my finest moment and I could have probably done better.
>>155020884I am literally in the majority.
>>155020915HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>155020915You're in the same camp as delusional Lilith "feminists" and people who unironically believe the Morningstars can only do good. It's not a great look Bugcuck.
Damn, the Eve Lilith faggot is coping hard eh? Lol
>>155020953Once we get the Lute is Eve reveal we will drag him into a basement for punishment.
>>155020971The Adamsister basement?
>>155020939This minor group goes crazy over a trading card and gloats about Abel being a loser 24/7.
>>155021000No. I was actually thinking of just turning him into food. Like we chop him up then I could make a BBQ for you guys. Obviously small bites we ain't got that much meat.
>>155021033Alastor?
>>155021025>gloats about Abel being a loser 24/7.There's isn't any gloating. It's literally a fact he's a loser. He literally has the lyrics "I just pissed my pants".
>>155021056No since I'm not black or a degenerate from New Orleans.
>>155021060You couldn’t even kill a dog.
>>155021097What the fuck did he mean by this
>>155021097How is that in any way related to Abel literally admitting he's almost soiled his pants? Bugcuck why did you bet everything on Mr "I need diapers" Abel? Why? Is the flood that coming actually Abel drowning Hell in his waste products? Is he gonna piss from the Moon?
>>155021146Is Bug racist? I didn't realize that about him. Huh.
>>155020867maybe subtly dropping a hint in a review could point them towards it? authors like reading people theorise and if you say 'i love -author's intended angle- although i wonder if -your adjusted angle-'. they might look into it... >>155020882keeping it vague for spoilers but it's both a plot and timeline issue - eve was doing plot important off-screen shit in hell during the events of season 2, and lute only agrees to help eve with something later on because she's the only other person who knows what it's like to love and then lose adam :( i've joked with a friend that in a softer timeline where adam's alive, adam, eve and lute in this fic are like a genderflipped version of this scene from scrubs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHRtjbcvkc>lute: EVE>eve: LOOTY >adam: maybe someday she'll love me like that...
>>155021234>maybe subtly dropping a hint in a review could point them towards it? Don't really wanna impede too much. I've already kinda left my mark by figuring out early who the kids mother is (super obvious if you take a closer look at his features).
Guitarspear beat Adamsapple in that ship poll thing by the way. As it should.
>>155021404Let's be fully honest Adam and Lute's specific slop ships ain't never gonna be beating GuitarSpear.
>>155019463>>155019537>>155019575Yeah, stick a fork in it, it’s done. She’s Eve.
>>155021979I like how we go for the crumbs when Jessica literally already spoiled it. I don't know why that tweet doesn't get more attention. If it were any other actor, in any other fandom, nobody would question it. She literally confirmed the theory lol
>>155022015Nobody analyses what female characters do in this fandom. That's why
>>155022015Honestly I enjoy analysing the crumbs because it gives even more reasons to dunk on people who didn't figure out Lute=Eve. Like people will definitely say there was no buildup in the show or in interviews and then you just smack them with everything so they end up looking ridiculous.
Lilith is DOUBLE G GUARANTEE.
>>155022233She ain't got that much titty meat.
>>155022233>>155022301Damnit, Lute’s chest and gyatt better explode upon the big reveal.
>>155022386She needs Adam to knock her up again.
>>155022493That's the secret to getting curvy eden women. Adam cum.
>>155021072As someone who lives in that shitty city it upsets me that Alastor being from there is completely surface level. People have said it before but they did it just to tie in the Voodoo aesthetic to his character. I did like that Vox offered him a sazerac, but that's as far as they want to go with that aspects of his character. I don't think giving him a New Orleans accent would've been necessary, but no one would have suspected he was from NOLA if the show didn't come out and say it. Honestly its probably indicative of a wider issue with the shows writing; some good or interesting ideas that only get explored on a surface level
>>155023540>People have said it before but they did it just to tie in the Voodoo aesthetic to his character.I hate how people treat this like it's some sin worthy of the death penalty. That's just how making characters works. Yeah pretty sure he was all white when he was first conceptualized, based on the sketch, and then maybe Viv got feedback, so she decided to change it to make it less problematic. That's.. That's perfectly acceptable? People are so fucking stupid
>>155023562I don't think its the worst thing ever, but Voodoo is a weird sticking point for people in New Orleans. Like I know people who watch Hazbin and think that it's horrible that Vivzie tied Voodoo to Alastor, like she's whitewashing it or something. The people complaining are white people who have no connection or claim to Voodoo of course.Any ways Voodoo as an aesthetic has been twisted into a fake touristy thing for over 150 years, so I don't give a shit if a cartoon deer cannibal does it. I just wish they would go a little deeper with it.
>>155023634I mean sure, but you can say that about any religion or belief systems or practices. Why are we picking and choosing what religions we respect now?
>>155023662lol exactly. I mean the entire premise of the show is a inverse of Christianity, with a grab bag of biblical an theological elements. My suspicion is that because Voodoo is associated with Black people and Haitians, people found it necessary to get upset about it.
>>155023699Gotcha
>>155023860God, that beautiful pencil like animation. Can you guys imagine if the entire show was animated this way?
> Spoilers for the future Vees spinoff, one of the subplots being a grizzly turf war between them and Zombie Adam and Lute/Eve.They think they’ve finally got their adversaries outfoxed and outgunned:> Vox: “Suprise, First Fuckers! We’ve got you surrounded. Now you and your entire family get your hands up where I can see ‘em!”But Zombie Adam’s rib cage rattled with an inhuman chuckle. His face splits revealing his jacked up yellow teeth.Zombie Adam: “My *entire* family…?”And then the ground begins to shake… and Adam and Eve’s horde of abominable zombie-nephilim-Uruk hai offspring pop out of the dirt like daisies!https://youtu.be/G_KcRhUwUm4?is=tetbbI-BZWz94qKS
>>155023940No.I can't visualize anything in my mind. I lack a soul or any higher levels of consciousness. A slug would probably be able to reach greater intellectual depth than me. Cool animation though
>>155024003Love the reference, love the film, love the idea!You’ve now compelled me to look up a metal version of Flight of the Valkyries to go with it:https://youtu.be/nVALRhB8m2Q?is=YjT4W8JHD5USgmMF
>>155024115Always nice to see GuitarPrincess
Lute
>>155024658Eve
why are these threads so much more popular than the helluva ones?those keep dying before even getting halfway through to the post cap
>>155024901Adam Autism
>>155024901Dedicated (and autistic discussion)./trash/ regulars from /hhg/.Considered to be the 'better' of the two Spindlehorse+A24 properties.Femanons.
>>155023940My tonal comedy¡
>>155022386>Charlie and Vaggie have captured Lute.>A prisoner. They will interrogate her.>But she's bleeding, and they ought to stop that. Charlie has to use special scissors to cut her armor and mail...>... Boom! Big, fat, heaving BREASTS drop out, bound in a tight black bra. Lute doesn't blush of fluster, she spits and rages.>Vaggie is gasping.>Niffty is holding a bowl of HELL-os, her favorite cereal.>Angel is feeling self conscious.>Charlie has a nosebleed.
>>155015169I miss her
>>155026094Adam...
>>155026246
>>155026592If she's Eve how exactly did they do it?
>>155026852He used her as a pocket pussy. Are you that devoid of imagination.
>>155024901You don't seem to talk about anything except 'she has sex with human men'. Same premise as hundreds of other hmofa threads around 4chan, at least the one topic we discuss is unique to here.
>>155027180She must be stretchy AF for that.
Ironically, Lute canonically wants sex with human men, unlike Loona, Octavia or Stella
>>155027308No, not human men. Just the one dude. Just one.
>>155027332He's the archetypal human man.
>>155027337Aah yes, a white twink. Thanks Viv
>>155027308>>155027332>>155027337Just say she looks like she fucks Eden men( there's literally only one in existence).
>>155027364>a white twinkI'm not sure Adam would qualify as a Twink
>>155027376Not currently, but back in Eden? Absolutely. Look at his silhouette
>>155027396I guess. It's kinda hard for me to see him as too twinkish because of how he acts. Also hoping Viv has some taste and actually makes him bulk up with some muscle after getting kicked out of Eden. Have him go through a whole spectrum of body types.
Twink death hit Adam hard.
>>155027438He missed his wife. So he coped by eating tons of food (how they ate together when they got a big kill).
>>155027449Lute!Eve finds it attractive. He looks like a big sexy provider. With all that fat on him he's winning at survival.
>>155027463Probably. She definitely found the sheer size difference between the two of them attractive. She's the origin of the primordial "my man has to be taller than me" rule.
>>155027470When you're living on primal Earth being debilitated by pregnancies and childbirth around predators you want to feel protected.
>>155027500Depending on how big predators were outside the garden Adam must have been pretty good at killing them.
Bruh
>>155028060She's never moving on is she. It's Adam or nothing
>>155028069He's her husband.
>>155028060Larpers awful quiet about this one.
>>155015169Thius show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>155028096I'm gonna touch your ding-a-ling bro
>>155028096Straight angel thread.
>>155028093They tend to ignore this stuff pretty hard. Still see the occasional "Lute's definitely a lesbian and is just confused".
>>155028119Do these people just not want a good lesbian story or something? Lute is not a good lesbian story.
>>155028151Idk. Judging from who they usually ship her with and their reasons I assume they're ok with pure slop.
>>155028162Like I don't even think she's homophobic (Lute's hate of Chaggie is just demon prejudice + Vaggie prejudice) but textual attraction to women is just... not there.
>>155028320I think it's mostly caused by her design. If she looked like Mimzy or Niffty she really wouldn't attract that much Yurifag attention.
I need Adam to win by plapping Charlie while Vaggie undergoes brainwashing from Lute, whilst Lucifer is tied up forced to watch.
>>155028530I'm pretty sure when Lute reveals who she really is she'll never share Adam again. He'll be for her only, she's waited long enough.
>>155027182Which is exactly why you would think the threads would be more popular, since hmofa is so ubiquitous on this site
>>155028556Most definitely. I can see her love confession after seeing Adam again mention how she will personally murder every woman other than her who dares touch him.
>>155028566Helluva threads are repetitive as fuck. I've seen you guys complain about us but it's pot calling the kettle black. And it's the same stuff as any other hmofa adjacent thread.
>>155028582>Helluva threads are repetitive as fuckThats cause we havent had any new episodes in YEARS, all we get are shitty shorts about the shark or the gay birdBut at least we have our resident artists and ficwriters, what do you guys have in here besides fags horny for the deer, the fat angel man or the tv head?
>>155028582Yeah it's kinda when the Trash thread tries to call us repetitive despite them not having any subject matter other than" I wanna rape Vox/Alastor".
>>155028591I checked out the fics and they're not any good. Why are you here by the way, why not just make a thread and go talk there?
>>155028591>what do you guys have in here besides fags horny for the deer, the fat angel man or the tv head?That's the /Trash/ thread not the /CO/ one. At least get it right.
>>155028591>what do you guys have in here besides fags horny for the deer, the fat angel man or the tv head?Tourist confirmed. nobody ever talks about Vox or Alastor here.
>>155028599>I checked out the fics and they're not any goodDid you try how i learned to love hellhounds? Thats pretty much *the* thread fic>>155028603Well, so far i havent seen much difference from there except this place having less porn
>>155028612>how I learned to love hellhoundsThat's the one, I'm not interested in self insert Anon stories.
>>155028614Anon is a "self insert" the same way snoot anon isHe is his own character with his own backstory, personality, likes and dislikes etc
>>155028627I don't care about your oc sorry
Let poor Loonanon stay, his people are dying. I hope you like Lute.
>>155028633Your loss, the fic is peak
I ship Loona and Collin. I hope we get more of them together.
>>155028677https://youtu.be/dZZ4hnPG5F4?si=uh-quldQZthO06R9It helps that this employee has done a few fans animations on them
So is this it, are we merging /co/’s Hazbin and Helluva threads?
>>155028711Are we allowed to do that?
>>155028718You're allowed to do it yeah but I prefer we don't because the culture and regulars are too different. I think both will be happier apart.
>>155028746Definitely. There's isn't enough common ground.
On the topic of Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance potentially voicing Cain: it's worth nothing that the 2010 MCR album Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys is a rock opera about a gang of misfits in a post apocalyptic world being hunted down by a monochrome mask-wearing death squad called "exterminators"
Reminder that Jessica Vosk says Lute prefers it uncut.
>>155029448If Lute's heavenborn then she's presumably a virgin but having a preference for uncut suggests she's FUCKED... Eve confirmed????!!!?!?
>>155028711I mean, people can just create threads for both or merge them if they want. There is no rule or moderator to force you to merge or not.
>>155024190>>155024003Nah, everyone knows you need ‘Bat Out of Hell’ to okay during the chase scene.
>>155015169Ya think Lute sets Adam up with chick's that look like her so that she can self-interest better when she watches them fuck
>>155030068Not really no
>>155029564Exactly. They also couldn't realistically cut Adam's foreskin. Her preference might be uncut from all the sex she had with Adam. Genius.
>>155030068I think she stalked and harassed any woman Adam interacted with. They don't leave him cuz he's a pig. They leave him cuz they're scared shirtless of his "helper".
Guys in a couple hours (currently chilling in the airport) I'm gonna be flying to Germany. Please don't make me miss anything interesting or entertaining.
>>155030364A whole episode of Season 3 is about to leak in animatic form.Germany is fun. Enjoy Germany!
>>155030371Thanks.
>>155030249Adam is 100% uncut. He's pre-Abraham and there's no fucking way he'd let them circumcise him. Before Jesus came along he'd argue he's antediluvian so it shouldn't apply to him and after Jesus he's off the hook.
>they got a little too silly
>>155031442What did they do?
I'm thinking that anon who said Amazon mandates that all actual Bible characters (demons excluded) must be straight seems to be right. That's why they're withholding Lute's sexuality for now.
>>155031446>blabbed about the exterminations
>>155031442Lute's cowlick is cute
>>155031721Where the hell do they say this? That doesn't sound right.
>>155031814I said an anon said it. I.e. it's baseless speculation but it sounds like something big corpo might do in current year given the burgeoning backlash against woke.
>>155031854That's why I said "they",
>>155031860Think about it though. The two named biblical figures with confirmed sexualities are both straight. Adam was sort of a given but Abel was a surprise to many.
>>155031876Except Prime themselves implied that Peter is bisexual. While there is a case to be made. There is an argument to be made on weather if Lucifer counts as a Biblical figure, he still represents the serpent, giving sin AKA Satan: and he's pansexual
>>155031903>Except Prime themselves implied that Peter is bisexual.Where?As for Lucifer I'm sure bigoted Christians wouldn't care if you portrayed the Devil as LGBT thus he's excluded.
>>155031929On Twitter. I don't have the link on me right now, but I'm sure anyone can find it. Someone asked, and they replied with a smoking emoji. I think this was last year during one of the merch drops.
>>155031929Okay so then it either is a rule or it's not. Either the biblical figures have to be straight, or they don't have to be. You can't be wishy-washy.
>>155031876 #>>155031854 #>>155031721 #That sounds like utter horseshit. I don't think there's been anything said from any other show runner that remotely implies this.
>>155031973Don't be stupid. They can absolutely make a double standard for the Devil because it won't piss anyone off.
>>155032046You seem really mad? I just said myself it's baseless speculation. What more exactly do you want. Are you ok
>>155032015Stop being a whiny little bitch because the claim you're supporting sounds retarded as fuck. It does not sound like a thing Amazon would do. A brief Google search will tell you there's no such guideline or mandate from Amazon suggesting that. Get over it or provide proof.
>>155032055Obviously it's baseless speculation. You're treating it like it's the Holy Grail. You do you, though
>>155032060You're in a really bad mood huh
>>155032085You done? Or are you going to continue stalking stupid shit? Go for it.
>>155032093I'm going to the fridge to get a carbonated water and you can have one but only if you're nice.
>>155029564I love the Eve conspiracy as much as the next person, but, voice actor commentary should not be taken as proof. Also, this wasn't even something that was said from her mouth, she just requoted it. It's the vibes or whatever.
>>155032106Christ on a stick, and you like carbonated water? That explains a lot. Your retardation knows no bounds.
>>155032120Stop making fun of my for my dunce hat. Stop making fun of me for my clown shoes.
I hope Jessica says interesting stuff this weekend at the con. I'll take any Lute crumbs.
Hoping for Lute being Eve. But if she's not.... Then is she really just random exorcist number 5?? What would be the big twist or the thing that leaves us with a wide open gasp exactly?
>>155032154>the thing that leaves us with a wide open gaspAdam full frontal nudity scene
>>155032182Disgusting.
>>155032188There is nothing more beautiful than God's creation
>>155032154Falling?
>>155032108true, alex brightman is on record saying that to adam any hole's a goal while adam himself is canonically straight. which is kind of a shame since i do like the chaos a bi man and bi woman loving each other brings to a fandom. what's the matter gang, not a fan of the B in LGBT all of a sudden?
>>155032380No, it's better that he's straight. Alex sounds hella gay.
>>155032380SA what i'm getting at is voice actors shouldn't automatically be taken as gospel.
>>155032393Alex Brightman is married to a woman but he has a habit of deciding his characters should be gay. The big one is musical Beetlejuice but that's because he wanted to avoid weird fans shipping him with his underage co-star so he shoehorned in Beetlejuice having a gay crush on Adam Maitland to ward it off. There's no real reason why Adam Hazbin Hotel should be gay.
>>155032436weaponising fujos for the greater good thank you alex brightman.
>>155032436Sounds hella repressed.
>>155032546No I actually understand why he did the Beetlejuice thing. Beetlejuice/Lydia is a longstanding and popular ship, musical fans are crazy and he acted in that show hundreds of times alongside an actual little girl.
>>155032586That specifically, yes I agree with. I was more so talking about everything else.
>>155020356serious what people see in this ship?
>>155032620Muh pilot
>>155032500It would be based except the Maitlands are otp so he should have pined for Lydia's dad instead
Geena Davis was so gorgeous in that movie
>>155028627I will give it a try as long as it is not similar to the last SI I read. The most retarded semi-dragon insert I have ever came across
>>155032620i've really started to despise the whole 'enemies to lovers'/ragebaiter x ragebaited thing, it's just the same tropes shoehorned together again and again and sandblasting off all the potential intrigue these characters could actually have. it really just feels like the pulling pigtails for attention mentality, which everyone correctly calls out as shitty when it's a boy doing it to a girl, but for the reverse, two girls or two guys, suddenly it's fine and cute actually.
>>155033531Isn't the art genderswapped charlastor though?
>>155033531Or when a heterosexual ship is cute and wholesome, they're called boring, slop.... But when it's two gays, oh my God, it's the best thing ever
It has nothing to do with Hazbin but I wish I knew the names of Agents One and Two. So far me and my friend call them Mary and John.
>>155033639didn't click through to the full size image so i thought that was radioapple. my point still stands though. >>155033732>vaggi/adamhorrific, how could you ship a woman with her abuser?>vaggi/lutehorrific, how is it less popular than that boring hetslop?
>>155032154I imagine that maybe she was made from Adam? But then that contradicts what. Viv said, that The Exorcists are not directly descended from Adam. I think? But I don't know how that would be the twist, really. I could have easily imagined her to be one of Adam's daughters. There's lots of apocryphical texts and the like that expand on his daughters, could have picked one of those. But given that her love is very clearly sexual, that's clearly not the case. I'm not sure what would be a twist.. Maybe she's St. Michael? Or maybe she's the Good goddess?
>>155034485I take 'directly descended' to mean his descendants in the normal reproductive fashion. God or a senior angel taking something from his body using it to create a new person doesn't count
>>155034587I know it doesn't really matter but Viv did like that said, Adam is not the father of the Exorcists. So I took it to mean literally. As in, they are neither his direct offspring, nor are they offspring of his offspring etc. They're not related to him in the way humans are
>>155034587>>155034617All that gibberish to say yes I agree with you.
I love the image of Sera bonking Adam with a mallet each time the elders want to create some kind of new being. He's the closest thing to raw creation material they have so he's the best quality ingredient for the new army
>>155034682What do you mean he's the closest thing? They made him. They can make more.
>>155034696All outta holy earth dust. They make do with what they have
>>155034733... Holy Earth thus that they made. They can make more
>>155034747Why didn't they?
>>155034756You've lost me.
>>155034810Why haven't they made more beings from scratch? Like with human souls. Why just make two and a half?
>>155034848That's what I'm saying though. The Exorcists are made from scratch. They are not descended from Adam. They are having born, this was confirmed in a patreon Q&A. Lute Is the mystery.
>>155034870But Eve isn't descended from Adam either. We don't know they're not made with his feathers or hair or something.
>>155034887Eve is made from his bone. She's more of a descendant to Adam, then made from scratch. I say Lute/Eve is from his bone, the girls are being made from scratch, nothing to do with him. Now, if you want to go ahead and speculate that Viv may not be making Eve from Adam's bone at all, I could see that being a possibility, if she wants to play around with that?
Alastor x Emily WILL be end game. Emily will fall!
>>155035068I unironically hope so. This is one of my favorite ships. It probably won't happen though.
>>155034682sera trapping adam in a 4x4 fence and patting him on the head with ribs like he's a minecraft mob.
>>155035068You now remember the fake leak that said Alastor was going to be the final boss and Emily would fall in love with him and become a fallen angel. And that Alastor would conquer Hell but Charlie was going to redeem everyone there except Alastor and Emily leaving them to be stuck in an empty kingdom forever.
>>155035250Nta but oh God I remember. Somebody has to have that screenshot still
>>155035068I can see Emily falling in love with him but I can't picture Alastor reciprocating in any way.
>>155035457Oh god help him if Abel finds out…https://youtu.be/0AD_e0HygIQ?is=riG9IX0HrRm8rBxJ> Abel: “YOU… STOLE… MY… WOMAAAN!”> Alastor: “Who are you?”
>>155035250that one had charlie sacrificing herself a la jesus and getting to heaven that way, right?
Fuck it. Skull fucking for everyone! Cmere Baxter!
>>155035568lol
>>155035611Why Baxter?
>>155036440Chosen at rando.
Guys I'm baked rn. Are you purposely being confusing or am I stoned af.
>>155036577Anon you ate my forever weed brownie. I was saving it and you ate it. You're going to be up there for oh such a long time.
>>155036577
Jessica Vosk said this on social media
>>155036948Which social media. What's the context?
>>155037116The big puzzle she talked about on instagram
>>155037155I dont know. I think she got it with her eyes closed
>>155036948What does this have to do with Hazbin?
May I see a sexy Nifty.
>>155032154>>155034485I have thoughts on Lute actually being a doll given life with some potentially inhuman features and strange ingredients of Adam’s rib. Her and the Exorcists have a toy thing going on with their bodies and are represented with an X symbol that’s perfect for using stitches to hold in the button eye. And the Exorcists look like they have their eyes plucked out because they lack the white “button” Lute has. Vaggie lost her eye on the exact same section her X was located at.The theme Adam had was him being a human taking on an inhuman form. Abel and Lute could easily be the opposite. Especially since Lilith is paralleled with Adam for their respective love interest and child. And Viv did say Lucifer’s and Charlie’s features are inspired from dolls and marionettes.
>>155037297here you go king
>>155038478Get the fuck out of here, Bug. For fuck's sake, man. Are you serious? And you pick my comments to reply to, because why not. You are such a goddamn tool.
>>155038478No.
Would Father John Ward be able to fight off Charlie, Alastor, and all the rest?
>>155038536I like the thought you had on Lute potentially being some kind of Michael. Just don’t know how it would work when Lute’s existence is very off from what’s expected of Michael’s capabilities. And the corruption thing Lute and the Exorcists have that should be explained.I would prefer your answer than the other answers I heard and thought about Lute because it means Lute’s true identity is the angel named “whom is like god?” and she does carry Eve and Lilith elements that are supposed to be based on God’s image.
>>155038877Making her a third bride/clone of Eve or Lilith is needlessly complicated for no reason. It's also been confirmed that Eve is not going to be a new character, she's already been set up. I don't mind her being Michael or whatever I said previously. The problem is.. none of those are meaningful twists nor do they tie in to Adam
>>155038946I would actually argue Lute being Michael is actually the best twist for the character because it was always odd that the only warrior angels in heaven are the Exorcists and we know fully well Adam isn’t actually an Exorcist himself but is recognized as the Arch Angel general of Heaven’s army, a female only race in Hazbin’s setting suggesting Michael would be a female Angel if Viv added her in as a proper Angel, like Michael should be in Hazbin’s setting. And Lute, whom is thought of to be a normal exorcist, is actually considered for the Head Exorcist position that is fully intended for arch angels like Adam and Abel to take.There is actually one thing I did upon you saying she is Michael. I recalled back in gravity, Lute walked up to the ceiling of the Exorcist and made herself upside down. In the trading card we get of the Exorcist building, I flipped it upside down and realized that when I did that, the E looking shapes looked like stylized “m”s
>>155036577Why the hell are you stoned and posting on 4chan? Go get laid, go play vidya, or go the fuck to sleep.
Lute’s hair style is literally an M.
>>155039302So is Abel’s. Kinda.
>>155039302m for mom
Sera's Seras are wonderful.
>>155039315I see it sometimes but his hair is meant to be similar to Charlie’s most of the time. Cause they have the same dad and mom. The strand thing Abel and Charlie have was Eve’s original hair style in the pilot Lilith poster and the eldritch family photo in the pilot.
>>155039396>>Fwoomp!!<<
Adam’s, Lute’s, and Abel’s horns from the front resemble Ms.
Michael the arch angel is meant to wield a sword.The biggest change Lute gotten in Hazbin Hotel is the replacement of her spear for a sword. And neither Adam and Abel use swords.
>Viv makes a ship between Adam and female Michael that fans love despite not knowing Lute’s true identity >She makes a Lilith season she hypes up as the reason why the show got picked up.>She decides to make Vox filler season to delay the “female focus” in the “female focused” show.Brilliant.It’s no wonder helluva boss is awful.
I'm glad Jessica confirmed that Lute is Eve lol It saves the headache at least.
What the fuck is the point of posting this if they're not going to share
>>155040336There are zero logical paths for Eve ever becoming Lute, the second in command of Heaven’s army.Lute is just Michael. And you know what. It makes the most sense with her personality and explains the “absence” of the Giga Chad meant to beat Lucifer’s butt.
>>155040402Fandom autism.
>>155040465Leave, Bug. Jessica already spoiled it. You're welcome.
>>155040465So you're just going going to take my, Looty by the way, crack theory about Lute being Michael and it add it to your shitty fanfiction arsenal? Seriously? This is hilarious.
>>155040493You legitimately have zero counterpoints to every issue I have brought upon Heaven even caring about sinner Eve enough to even make her a soldier.If they don’t care about Cain or Lilith being in hell, why sinner Eve?
>>155040574We've done this song and dance many times. I've answered your questions, and you always choose to ignore them. I've already said I'm not going to waste my time anymore on you, not seriously. >Sinner EveLol.Keep yelling your same old song dude. Lute is Eve. Abel's mom and the one that took the fruit. Don't stop writing the fanfiction
>>155040402The only spoiler I ever remember a voice actor giving was Blake straight up saying what happened to Angel for the season 2 finale. Jessica, giving the Lute being Eve plot twist, which is not a video. I'm not sure if this person is just making things up to create a ruckus.
>>155040574>they don’t care about Cain being in hellWhich he isn't. Because we haven't seen Cain you retard and he's definitely not Zestial. Cain is probably gonna be a immortal wanderer because Viv loves that sort of stuff
>>155040612He'll so be voiced by Gerard Way. Just you wait.
>>155040511Your crack theory of Lute being Michael is legitimately way better than any of your Eve theories.Like Adam and Abel both have their first initial letter for their names. And for Lute, the only letter we see of her is a giant M as her hair style. Meaning her name isn’t Eve or Lute. It’s Michael.You explained the biggest mystery hole about Michael’s presence in the show annd made her extremely consistent with the official warrior angel lore we get in Hazbin Hotel. Even Lute’s building depicts her with the sword we expect Michael to wield.>>155040593>My fanfics of Eve turning into Lute explain it.No. They’re just massive reaches. Lute simply being Michael erases all of the stupid headaches about some random woman somehow being elected to being a powerful warrior meant to defend Heaven from LUCIFER as the head exorcist. She was built to wield that position from the start. That’s it.
>>155040764Okay guys, it's official. Bug has taken my (Looty) idea to integrate it into his fanfiction. Well, theft is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose.
>>155040612Waste not on someone who genuinely believes Zestial is Cain, Lute is Michael or a bug demon, that Adam copies his own son, serpent seed and calls Eve "Sinner Eve". He lacks logic, media literacy and reasoning skills
>>155040809It’s not theft. I took an idea you barely took seriously and made it function beyond what you realized. Unlike whatever you have been doing with Lute for years because you seriously never considered she can’t possibly be anything but Eve.You seen me put myself into brain blast on realizing that Lute and the Exorcists might be bug angels inspired by ant/hornet/bee hives, explaining the lack of male counterparts. And the whole Michael thing actually completes it. Because she would be the true arch angel queen of the Exorcist hive.Looks like I have more reasons to hate Vaggie now and her pathetic existence of character writing. Seriously? Being Michael’s rival? What a crap self-insert.
>>155040809He always does that. All the shit he says is somebody else's idea. It's probably because he lacks imagination and is creatively bankrupt.
>>155040882Lute's is Eve. Hope it's helps.
>>155040882>I took an idea you barely took seriouslyYou don't know that. But sure.>never considered she can’t possibly be anything but Eve.I was a big defender of both the wife swap and Roo/Eve theory before coming on here. But sure.>You seen me put myself into brain blastYou're not good at it. Try harder.>Being Michael’s rival? What a crap self-insert.Not remotely what's going on. But sure.Anyway. Theft is the sincerest form of flattery. Your flirting game needs work.
>>155040823So what’s your explanation on Adam’s pride month outfit being a near direct copy of what Abel’s appearance?
>>155040900I know that, I just didn't expect him to take it from me, of all people.
>>155040940You were dogpiled and answered by various folk last time you asked this. At least ask new questions.
>>155040925> I was a big defender of both the wife swap and Roo/Eve theory before coming on here. But sure.So you trapped yourself with a bad theory for years over taking a twitter post too seriously.
>>155040977Nope. I did research. lol I don't know what you think you gain from trying to change my mind. Go off.
>>155032697But they didn't even interact in the pilot. Lucifer didn't even appear. What crack are people smoking
>>155027726Lute Eve probably did all the killing while Adam just napped. Like lions. And given how she killed that big ass dragon. Eve wore the pants in the relationship. Still does.
>>155040954You didn’t have good answers to the same old questions.
>>155028556Are you kidding me, she let herself be cucked. Part why I hope she gets over his crusty ass. But they'll end up together. The staff and Jessica (and now even Alex) love them all too much. They're going to kick ass a villain couple.
>>155040984“Research” like ignoring the canon Lilith Eve moments in the show and In the trading card merchandise. (Not looking for proper in universe materials that could counteract that obvious as butt twist, because I know and you know it never existed.) All for badly interpreting how Vivziepop discusses swap theories. Quite frankly, Lute Eve is honestly the worst swap theory in existence that functions with the poor economics logic of that sock gnome South Park episode. The middle of it is legit ???, and somehow I am the only guy here that notices the absolute insanity of it. And now Lute’s character design kills tbe Eve theory for good by her goofy hairstyle that hints to her actual name. At this point your agenda is killed by your own hands. And anyone supporting you made themselves look stupid for several months.
I'm tired of Bugcuck dumbassery. When is he gonna fuck off again?
>>155041145Name a single issue with Lute being Michael.
>>155041123Damn, you're obsessed with me.
>>155041148>>155041123aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not this mfer again. He's so fucking annoying
>>155041167It’s annoying to you because I’m right.
>>155041184You really cope hard, huh.
>leader of Heaven's army>archangel>fought the devilMichael already appeared in the show and he name is Adam.
>>155041214Yupppp
>>155041214Viv also takes inspiration from Mormon theology and Mormonism has Adam and Michael be the same person. Adam is the Michael stand-in of the Hellaverse.
>>155041214>>155041221Michael isn’t Adam. She’s literally with him with the military traits and the sword we associate with Michael. And Adam didn’t even pull a good fight against the devil Michael is meant to defeat.And in season 1, Lute was supposed to be the head exorcist of all of Heaven’s armies.
>>155041264Lute ain't Michael and even if Viv had the balls to include Michael (she doesn't) she wouldn't have him/her be some generic exorcist weaker than half of the named angels we see.
>>155041264Lute is Eve. Hope this helps
>>155041309And Adam filled her up like a cream donut countless times while she was alive on earth.
>>155041327Abel being the result of one of these (many) encounters.
>>155041288Literally no one on in Hell and Heaven knows Michael is Lute’s true identity. They think she’s a normal exorcist. And she plays it off because no one but Sera is aware.
>>155041333Cain probably had a similar origin of Lute/Eve getting turned into a cream donut by Adam.
>>155041327>>155041333The porn is exactly why you’re stupider than me.
>>155041348>And she plays it off because no one but Sera is aware.Bugcuck you just officially lost the plot.
>>155041309You had zero good in lore explainations to Lute Eve at all. It just blatantly ignores the lore for a much more confusing mess.
>>155041355Acting like your whole fanfic isn't the plot of some shitty NTR hentai.
>>155041369Bugcuck you believe Zestial is Cain and that Eve would actually take the name Lilith but with an extra L. Just own it already and put on that clown suit.
>>155041350He was from the good batch
>>155041369We do. It's been explained to you. You don't care. Nobody cares to entertain you further. Keep dancing.
>>155041384Definitely. That's why he was better than Abel. Superior cream batch.
>>155041359Have you ever thought about the fact that Lute’s position of head exorcist is only considered for arch angels like Abel and Adam. It’s pretty obvious she is the Arch-Angel of the Exorcists by how tall she is in comparison to them. And she’s supposed to be a much more direct threat to Charlie. Suggesting she is way above Vaggie’s poorly written existence. Seriously, season 1 had Adam not even use his ultra powerful instant death lasers till Lucifer shows up. Like Lute, he just beats down on Charlie with his fists.
>>155041394Yup, she's Eve! Glad you understand. Gold star for you
>>155041374What NTR has Adam kill his whore and smack her ugly bastard in favor of a female Michael and take an insecure Abel for himself?
>>155041410>calls Eve Adam's whore.You're definitely a bible larper.
>>155041379> that Eve would actually take the name Lilith but with an extra LBecause that’s exactly what her Lillith crew poster reveals.It’s Viv. Her stories are hot garbage by whatever she thinks is “good entertainment”.
>>155041460You're growing more and more desperate.
>>155041430Hazbin Eve is a whore for Lucifer. She birthed out Abel and Charlie from him like a deranged tsundere yandere. And despite Adam being right there to forgive her for everything she did and reward her with a beach, she doesn’t even care about his death.Why do you think I hate her so much and don’t bother acting like she’s a cool character. Viv thinks she is because of bizarre feminism logic.
>>155041482Look up the Lillith poster. It’s literally jusf Eve with red eyes. Nothing about this chick is secret aside from those refusing to use their eyes to spot the stupidly obvious character design. Eve is not going to be good or cool in this show. I accepted it years ago. The Abel situation made me severely angry for a good while by how horrific it was in realizing Lucifer was saying he banged her at Eden.
>>155041532Lute is Eve, hope this helps! Get well soon,
>>155041505Educate yourself properly. We don't tolerate blasphemy here.
>>155041548You need to realize you are out of date on Hazbin lore and should just keep up. The whole story is about villainizing stacy Eve, divorced Adam, female Michael, and Serpent Seed Abel to make Lucifer look good.
>>155041611>You need to realize you are out of date on Hazbin lore and should just keep upTake your own advice. Lilith/Eve/Rosie came from a concept artist who left in 2021.
>>155041632And it’s still the lore and is still right. So now Lucifer and Lilith can all look better than all of the people they’ve terrorized..
>>155041664Yes, yes, Bug, you keep believing that. You're so smart. All your theories will come true. Good job!
>>155041676They are right and it makes me angry. You make theories to get whatever you desire from this show. I don’t. It constantly double takes me on how screwed up it is.
>>155041761Yup yup sure. Wow you're so smart. Allllll your theories will come true. Ok. Go away now.
>>155041773Why do you feel the need to reply to him every time? Ignore him.
>>155040402I think they're making things up. Somebody would have clocked it by this point.
Guys maybe I'm schizo but I'm pretty sure this is another guy larping as Bugcuck. While he is a retard and psychotic there's definitely been something off with him these last couple encounters. It might just be some guy impersonating him for shits and giggles.
>>155041896What gives you that impression?
The show will be saved if Season 3 starts out like this.
>>155041920What the fuck.
>>155041915Seems less subtle than usual. Almost like he's trying to get a reaction. He also leaves way too often after having a bump session.
>>155041920Adam dogged a bullet here. Heaven at least made wife Nr2 (Eve/Lute) normal.
>>155041940>Heaven at least made wife Nr2 (Eve/Lute) normal.I wouldn't count on it, Lucifer's 2 for 3 on seducing Adam's love interests.
>>155041952There's ain't no third love interest. Lute is Eve. It's literally just 2.
>>155041966Michael is no Eve
>>155041966>It's literally just 2.That's where you're wrong. Adam loves himself more than anyone. 2 for 3.Don't worry though, we can fix that.
>>155041977Lute ain't Michael retard. Also Micheal is usually portrayed as Lucifer's brother/sibling. Nothing like that here .
>>155041981Don't you have Hot Topic employees to harass?
>>155041981Gross.
>>155041988Nope, only Schizo's.
>>155041988Adamsapple fags are the worst.
>>155041994Dogshit ship.
>>155041977Don't know what Michael has to do with Lute/Eve
>>155041984That actually makes even more sense.Lucifer is gold. Lute/Michael is silver.
>>155041981>>155041994Oh great, rape.
>>155042002Careful, you're going to sound like Maga.
>>155042002No, that would be Radioapple. Adamsapple is still pretty bad though.>>155042012Glad we agree.
>>155042022The irony of Bug having the audacity to take Looty's idea. He likes her takes, he's just in denial. Poetic.
>>155042025Why do Adamsapple never do Adam raping Lucifer? I've swear I've never see them do that.
>>155042034The people who want Lucifer to get raped always use Alastor instead.
>>155042034I mean, to be fair: Lucifer may be the runt of the litter (the Elders) but he's still a celestial being that predates the creation of mankind. He's old for human standards. Adam is a baby. He ain't got nothing on Lucifer.
>>155042029Adamsapple is the retarded cousin of the even bigger retard Radioapple. Both are complete dogshit but at least Adamsapple isn't as popular as RA.
>>155042042Which is wild since Alastor is even more baby than Adam.
>>155041984>>155042022>Michael are Lucifer are siblingsSo this is Michael Lute foreshadowing: https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/comments/1ozkruy/lute_and_lucifer_foreshadowing/
>>155042045Lucifer is the most infantilized fucker in the show and Viv's most liked art of him is him getting ass raped. I don't see the "chad Lucifer vision".
>>155042052People have had an obsession with Alastor since the Pilot, it doesn't need to make sense for them.
>>155042045So you're saying Lucifer rapes babies?
>>155042056No Bugcuck. Lute is Eve. It's why she's so angry. She misses her insides being filled with Adam cummies.
Why didn't the Vees just gangrape Lucifer on TV when they found out he couldn't hurt them? Were they stupid?
>>155042062... Again. Lucifer is a runt and a twink and everything you can name under the sun. But he's still a celestial being that predates the creation of mankind. Doesn't matter how he presents outwardly.
>>155042079Yes they're stupid. They should have ganged his ass.
>>155042079Who even wants to rape Lucifer besides Lilith.
>>155042064Yes
>>155042074He won't accept it until the show reveals it. And even then, he'll be in denial before making yet another shitty convoluted fanfiction by stealing from one of my ideas again.
>>155042092Not even Lilith wants to rape him anymore. He will remain and die alone.
>>155042097Then what does the M on Lute’s hair stand for?
>>155042062>I don't see the "chad Lucifer vision".You don't need to. I'm not here to push that agenda. I'm here to push the incest one since there's no way that'll ever be canon anyway.
>>155042092Val would get a kick out of it. Vox and Vel would do it for ratings. Vel would do it for the clipfarm even if she got no personal sexual pleasure from it.
>>155042097It's this why we don't get write fags? They're afraid of Bugcuck stealing their fanfic plotlines for his insane version of the story?
>>155042107At least give me credit for my ideas. Stop obsessing over me. It's creepy.
>>155042107Minsect
>>155042107Mother. Because she's the mother of Abel and Cain.
>>155042114Maybe! I wouldn't doubt it.
>>155042120>Abel calls his own mother a bitch and bosses her aroundWow no wonder Cain murdered him
>>155042111I mean if it's Lucifer being a sad depressive sack and Charlie playing along with the sex because Lucifer misses Lilith than that's understandable.
>>155042120In case you guys missed it, Jessica Vosk said a song Lute's playlist would be "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks. The chorus?I'm a bitch, I'm a loverI'm a child, I'm a motherI'm a sinner, I'm a saintThis isn't the first time Jessica Vosk mentioned this song in relation to Lute either. She can't get anymore obvious. I'm a mother, I'm a sinner... really?
>>155042127The humble Heroic Cain defending his mother's honour from his cringe brother that doesn't respect women. Truly Adam's most noble son.
Vox would accidentally call out Alastor's name while cumming in Lucifer's bruised ass on TV and then he'd panic and try to strike it out but Vel already clipped it and it becomes a meme
>>155042128Nah, we get enough of the first part in the show anyway. Unlike the other guy I'm at least self aware with my ships.
>>155042133I swear Jessica is gonna get stone wall shit faced in the coming future and will accidentally admit Lute is Eve and the fandom will be like "oh she's just confused".
>>155042147>will accidentally admit Lute is Eve and the fandom will be like "oh she's just confused".I say this with love, but where have you been? She spoiled it two years ago and that was exactly the fandom's reaction. https://x.com/cyjammy/status/1751608597929234504
>>155042133>I'm a sinnerbut Lute hates all Sinners
>>155042157Okay. And..? You can be ABC and still hate ABC. She's the original sinner which is why she hates sinners. She, like Adam, are shitty little brats who can't owe up to what they did and take it out on sinners.
>>155042147Oh, a newbie! She already did that.
>>155042116Nah. I’m taking the whole bag with me. The true military angel Lute/Michael was always my favorite character after all. All you did is deny any aspect of her personality without realizing it was indeed fully relevant to who she truly was. I pointed out that she was very distanced from Abel to associate any trauma Eve should’ve had. And she didn’t know how deeply Adam loved Abel to consider that the hallucination was lying to her about Adam disliking Abel, cause Eve would 100% remember how badly Adam reacted to his death.But you didn’t care about Lute’s deep military personality at all or how would an Eve that loved Adam would’ve understood him.You will have the credit on slam dunking yourself by total accident.
>>155042150>>155042177I know that. I'm saying one day in the future she's gonna do a bigger goof (probably inebriated) where she will accidentally in a filmed clip reveal ( once again) that Lute is Eve.
The Lute shipping poll is back on and the new round is Guitarspear vs Lute/Carmilla (lol).
>>155042245Fingers crossed!
>>155042243>You will have the credit on slam dunking yourself by total accident.The sheer delusion. It's kinda sad.
>>155042253Indeed, quite sad. Not sure if I should be flattered.
>>155042248It's a humiliation ritual now for all non GuitarSpear Lute ships. Truly the slop has been defeated.
>>155042133>I’m a childMakes a lot more sense with the Michael true identity.
>>155042269Right so anyway, Lute is Eve. She's a mother, you're welcome!
>>155042269Are you retarded? Eve was the youngest Eden human. Her whole thing was being almost like a child punished to severely.
>>155042271She’s the mother of the Exorcists.
>>155042275The lyrics of I’m a child is supposed be about Michael being a child of God.
>>155042277Correct! She's the mother of everything living, which includes the Exorcists. Good job!
>>155042283Nope! She's Eve.
>>155042243>Lute is MichaelI think this would just piss people off more because she's weaker than Lucifer
>>155042286Adam hasn’t renamed her yet.
>>155042300Nah. She changed her own name. She gave birth to Abel. Jessica already spoiled it. Now you're educated!
>>155042298Lucifer is gold. Michael is silver. Of course she’s weaker than him. But she’s also the only one that can defeat him.
>>155042306Abel is Eve’s ans Lucifer’s child. Lute has zero awareness of Abel’s actual core issues in season 2. They are strangers to each other.
I gotta say it takes skill for the Charcifer shipper to feel like the least delusional one here
>>155042344That's because we at least already know ours is just a crackship
>>155042266As is the Adam poll. I thought Flowertunes might put up more of a fight but it's getting stomped.
>>155042366'crackship' and it's father/daughter incest. not the flex you think it is. you're a few steps away from the Stolas/baby Via shippers. go off tho
I really feel that Lute Eve is a theory that only exists because Lute is a woman that loves Adam and literally nothing else. Her personality alone is distinctly militarized to a massive degree Adam isn’t proficient in. And no one takes that into factor as a massive issue when Eve would’ve been a mother for hundreds of years. She would have a very different approach in commanding and controlling people than Lute.
>>155042378Let me ask you a question; what do you think 'crackship' means, anon?
>>155042390>I really feel that Lute Eve is a theory that only exists because Lute is a woman that loves Adam and literally nothing else.Then you haven't done research. It's not a crack theory.
>>155042390>She would have a very different approach in commanding and controlling people than Lute.Nope. You don't know that. That's what you *think* Eve would be like. Canonically in the show, we have no idea the kind of person she is.
>>155042378So long as Charlie's an adult in the art I don't think anyone should care honestly.
>>155042427Eh. Fair enough.
>>155042401It is a crack theory. It overlooks everything about Lute in the majority of the content to over fixate on her loving Adam. And then forget that Lilith Eve is actually incredibly hard to have a single dust of evidence to go against it.>>155042412We already do. Lilith Eve. And she acts a lot more closely to how I expect an Eve with the background she has to act. At least for organizing and using armies.The mysteries of this show aren’t deep at all. They’re in your face with a few exceptions of Abel and Lute.
>>155042448Yes yes Bug. Ooo look Zestial Cain. Woooow.
>>155042456Zestial is barely a character despite the implications that he could be Cain. I hope him and Carmilla stay imprisoned in the background for how total nothings they are.
>>155042464Whatever you say..
>>155042377Link pls. Curious.
Flowertunes, or at least the wave of it, is going to soar once Lute is revealed to be Eve. I'm looking forward to it. Tired of the self-insert Eves.
>>155042550Yup. Curious of the changes it will go through.
>>155042550I'm mostly hoping we get more Lute as Eve art. Love that stuff and I'm always sad there's very little of it.
>>155041214'pour some sugar on me' is his audition song? really? dude just wants love and affection from a freaky girl? also looking it up, what made this song REALLY popular was women strippers calling in to request it so that's interesting:Guitarist Phil Collen remembers when the song made it big, and also shows appreciation for the ladies who love the song, in that same Louder Sound interview:"The song became a hit because strippers in Florida started requesting it on the local radio station. It had a second lease of life. Hysteria was all over bar the shouting, and then all of a sudden this song just got popular, and then the album went to Number One. It’s really funny how it suddenly became cool because it was a stripping song.I still get a buzz from it. For some bizarre reason, in America women seem to feel compelled to take their shirts off when we play it. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” is like anything; if you’re rehearsing it in the rehearsal room, it’s really fucking boring. But as soon as you play it in front of an audience who are into it, it makes all the difference."
>>155041981>muscle-twink adamthe SOLE redeeming quality of adamsapple shippers is they typically let someone of adam's body type bottom so not even managing that puts whoever drew this on an even lower level.
Speaking of, I hate how none of Lute larpers talk about her audition sheet. She's not only abusive to the girls, but Salute (Lil Mix) as her audition song... seriously? What about Lute screams feminist icon, exactly? Oh how coincidental, Viv says they're going to explore Eve's story through a critical lens and female gaze. Hrm.
>>155042705well see, women inherently good, so when woman does something bad, it's not actually her fault! lute only did it because adam - a man - made her do it, and men inherently bad you see. they're definitely feminists and not radfem larpers pushing gender essentialism.
>>155042723Yes, yes of course... How could I be so blind.God they're going to rage at Lute being Eve, huh
>>155042544https://x.com/GuitarOnMySpear/status/2087998257762832649
>>155042889GuitarQueen might beat Adamcest.
>>155042889>no guitarprincessshit poll
>>155042947What were you expecting?
>>155015800>She's wasted on Charlie.Thankfully, Charlie can grow a cock
>>155043185It's Viv. You're only getting vanilla lesbian sex.
>>155043226Gay
>>155042992not much in terms of popularity but it's a charlie ship that gets people really mad whenever they're reminded it exists and i like watching people tie themselves in knots explaining why enemies-to-lovers only counts as problematic when it's het.
>>155043247I'm just telling you to temper your expectations based on reality.
>>155043266Guitarprincess and GuitarQueen tend to be the Adam straight ships that ruffle most feathers.
>>155043287GuitarQueen is uncontroversial but GuitarPrincess gets it because retards think he's like her stepdad. It's basically the same thing as what the fandom thinks of Holyblades.
>>155043302I've seen some people offended over GuitarQueen because it's "abusive in nature". For Holyblades I will say people thinking it's weird might accidentally hit the nail on the head if Lute=Eve is true. Guitarprincess is fine tho.
>>155043322The thing with holyblades is that you don't even need her to be Eve for it to be weird. People were discussing it not too long this ago but holyblade shippers really like to pretend that it's pure and cute, they sit on this pedestal and think they're the hot shit. I would have more respect for them if they would just own it.
>>155043322If Lute=Eve turns out not to be true then Holyblades isn't any weirder than Guitarprincess. But I think it will be true.
>>155043346??? Are you stupid? Lute being Eve would make Abel her biological child. Guitarprincess has the taboo factor of an age gap and the fact that Adam and Lilith were a thing, however short-lived it was. But he didn't raise her, she doesn't call him dad.. What the fuck are you on about?
>>155043349Did you read what I said at all? I said if Lute ISN'T Eve then Holyblades is NOT weirder than Guitarprincess.
>>155043349Bruh
>>155043345Exactly. Can't wait for the Lute/Eve X Abel incest shippers to turn out being more sophisticated and nicer than the current Holyblades fans.
What is it with this general and reading comprehension?
>>155043364Admittedly, no I can't. Sorry. It's 5:30 in the morning. Have not slept a wink. My bad, my bad. I retract my statement. If she's not Eve, then well... They would have more chemistry than guitarprincess, at least
>>155043391Go to bed Looty.
>>155043388I think it's usually sleepy or tired people replying to quickly. It's sometimes also happens to me.
>>155043399FINE-UHHHHH. Can't do nothing.
>>155043406I know arguing with Bugcuck is exciting and thrilling but you can't let it get in the way of sleep.
>>155043416It's the weekend. I try to catch up on my chronically online tasks, so that results in very poor sleep. Somebody has to be barking out Lute/Eve rants!
Should we move to this one for now? >>155042565>>155042565>>155042565
>>155043424Remember the 2 new talking points.Adam being the only thing Lute would like to have at the altar.And her love of uncut cock implying she's Eve.
>>155043457Lute's love of uncut cock is so based and relatable.
Remember the exact wording was ADDICTED to uncut cock so wonder she's crashing out, the poor girl is going through withdrawal
>>155043454No, make an official new thread. We're not using that Twitter trash.
>>155043760Ok, if you wish>>155043958>>155043958
