Potential actress for MCU Storm just leaked.
>>155026313She is ugly as shit
>>155026313>looks repulsiveYep, it’s real.
>>155026313Why is she black?
>>155026313Cute.
there's only ever going to be one storm for me
>>155026345Storm is black
>>155026334>>155026335Stop looking in the mirrors
>>155026389She's supposed to be racially ambiguous.
>>155026468She's talking about her reptile eyes and glowing white hair you dumbfuck.
>>155026313The Apocalypse/Dark Phoenix actress was better
>>155026468Her father is a Kenyan national, she should look like Obama
>>155026345This
>>155026313>ugly as hellChecks out
>>155026345great replacement
>>155026313and just like that jean grey officially became a spider-man character
>>155026790No>>155026792Tard
>>155026580Too lightskin
>>155026400Only white looking blacks are pretty enough to be on screed deal with it
>>155026334>>155026335she's not hideous, but she looks nothing like Storm>>155026362seriously. she was born to play that role. those movies were exactly 50/50 inspired and godawful casting choices.
>>155026468you had me at naked preteen Ororo
>>155026580she was hot as hell
>>155026863Tard
>>155026863Get your low testosterone levels checked
>>155026596
>>155026580pic related and she'd be perfect
>>155026313ooga booga
>>155027175Storm is black thoever
>>155026468>racially ambiguous >both parents are Africans
>>155026334That's the intention. They want racism.
>>155027460Schizo
>>155027465Shalom, rabbi
>>155026313what's wrong with Marvel?how can the same people cast Weaving and Sink - 100% hits - and then go out of the way to cast complete opposite to what was needed for other characters?balding babyface as cyclopsnow nog for stormOroro always had the aesthetic of a beautiful panther, amazonian queen, she had grace and wisdom and smoking hot in her facethis one looks like jungle savage from oonga boonga clanwtf?
>>155027481Nice falseflag, mossad
>>155027763storm is being introduced in black panther 3 and coogler is a faggot
>>155026313They made Storm BLACK I'm so sick of this libtarded race lifting
>>155026580what other busty mutant could SS play if not Emma Frost??
>>155026580Bitch needs to lose weight
>>155027137Even blacks only fuck black women when they don't have a choice.
>>155026362She was bored AF to play the part.
Ella Balinska for Storm. She is right there what are you even thinking?
>>155028844Ye buddy.
>>155026362Unironicaly too light skinned for DEI points now we need the darkest niggas now
>>155028844>>155028854I swear casting directors have to hold up a paint swatch and if someone is lighter than like midnight chocolate brown they cant get money from it. it's like a ourobud tail grift. I remember hearing about colorism or light skinned vs dark skinned black on black racism and its fucked up as a whitey who was told not to be racist and at all ever because....we just had to ok
>>155026313>FrenchWhy must they lie?
>>155026313
>>155028844Besides some random unknown blacktress I really can't think of anyone better than Ella to play Storm.
>>155027137Get your melanin levels checked
>>155026790Yes>>155026792Scholar
>>155028963I have a few really dark looking moles holy shit I need to go to the doctor. moles are melanin right?
>>155028971Fag
>>155028844>>155029233Qt Storm.
>>155027451Africa is a continent not a race Anyone can be African Just like anyone can be American It’s a state of mind
>>155027763He's not balding you bitch
>>155026468>appears to be blackso she mostly looks black...
>>155027451Her dad was a black American so she's probably a not insignificant amount of white.
>>155026313Ellie is up for the part of storm
>>155026313>Poor thingsGreat, I really needed to be reminded of the worst film ever made today
>>155028971Chad
>>155026334She's cute-ish, but nothing like Storm
>>155029562bump
>>155029942You pathetic simp there is nothing cute about her
>>155026313>>155026357Eh she doesn't really look that much like Storm material, but maybe with proper make up and with the suit on.In any case, 2D will always beat 3D, so no actress can ever beat the idealized Storm from the comics and cartoons.
>>155028844>>155028854>>155029233>>155029241>I just made it rain with my FREAKING MIND
>>155030163Nobody cares that you can piss.
>>155026468You left out the most important panel from this. You literally weren't suppose to be able to tell WHAT ethnicity Storm is. That was the original intent, but nobody knows how to fucking draw someone who has a beautiful combination of all of mankind's features on a single person.
>>155028834she's a decent actress so putting her in comicslop was a mistake
>all black women in movies are fucking uglyChocobros, when is it finally going to be white boy summer?
>>155030314You are ugly
>>155026313yikes
>>155026468If she's radically ambiguous why is she black?
>>155030289Negroid wtf
>>155029978I find her kinda cute, I like black girls
>>155029978I find her very pretty
>>155030351Negroid, Caucasoid, and Mongoloid used to be the "Three Major Races of Man" before we fully understood genetics. Genuinely funny looking through old World Encyclopedias and reading how Polynesians "defied all understanding of racial science" because the idea that people other than Africans could be that brown and live outside of African was some great unsolvable puzzle.
>>155030392So why are people taking this doctors words as gospel when they themselves are speaking about her in outdated ways?
>>155030336The real answer is that Wein wanted an African goddess on the team, but didn't know how to draw a pretty black woman, so he just drew a tall asian woman with brown skin and everyone afterwards just came up with the whole "Ororo is a combination of ALL ethnic beauty!" thing.
>>155026313Storm needs to be some kind of prime Naomi Campbell that can act, anything else is granted for me not to watch>>155026362That's almost adequate, but casting wasn't part of these movies problems>>155026357Agreed. Not Storm material though.>>155028844>>155028854I'm optimist, but I know they'll ruin it somehow
>>155030480She is storm matieral though
>>155030446People didn't stop using Negroid and Oriental in professional settings until the 2000s. Ironically, one of the "benefits" of 9/11 was that America actually tried to pretend we treated everyone here as equals for a while.
>I need a black actress for my movie.>Sure, like a lightskin dainty quadroon? >No, I want the blackest gorilla níggër from the congo, 0% Neanderthal DNA>Got it.
>>155030496Storm isnt light skinned
For me, it's tokon
>>155030496>20th Century"Obviously Negroids must have Neanderthal DNA because Neanderthals were a failed primitive race that us 100% Homo Sapiens Supermen outcompeted into extinction">21st Century>Discovery that Caucasians are so different from all other races because THEY were the ones with Neanderthal DNA"Obviously Negroids must have 0 Neanderthal DNA because unenhanced Homo Sapiens are a failed primitive race that us Neandethal-blooded Supermen outcompeted"
>>155026362I found the girl who played her in apocalypse cuter
>>155030590Well when the facts are that caucasians outcompeted negros you have to work with what the evidence says
>>155028100>When the cat and the dog fight the mouse is safeIt’s the basis of Jewish thought, put the goyim against each other for their safety
Don't half of African Americans have Anglo DNA on the Y Chromosome?
>>155030623What's this got to do with storms casting?
>>155030623Sure thing, mutie.
Jade cargill is seething again
>>155030590>Neanderthals died out yet supposedly a lot of people have their DNA That doesn't make sense
>>155030680Why wasnt she casted as storm? Tired it all these super hero actresses bring sticks
>>155030687European homo sapiens killed all the Neanderthal men and children and raped all the women. That's why it's baked into their genes as an acceptable way to wage war in European and Middle Eastern cultures.
>>155030314I've always wanted to bang nithing but black girls, the thing is that I've never really gotten close to any of them because they weren't in any of my friend groups and there aren't that many where I liveBut someday....I'm gonna have my choco harem, I tell ya!
>>155030728>>155030314Do your forefather's proud, anons.(The based ones, not the cringe ones who hated ebony queens)
>>155030717That doesn't make sense. They got out competed in every way. Why would we breed with them?
>>155030654Neanderthal DNA is apparently present in every race, which makes sense to me. There would have been at least some genetic interchange probably from cavemen clubbing and stealing sheboons for exotic wives and once those genes enter a population they're bound to be passed down and diffuse from there.In other words we're all descendants of Gruggus Khan.
>>155030590It was funny seeing that portrayed in Sousei no Taiga, the civilized homo sapien allies are africans while the filthy neanderthal rape apes are white and nazis also go back in time and join forces with the neanderthals
>>155030717>Europeans and middle easternBlacks did and do that shit all the time, and asians trace half their lineage to Genghis Khan from all the rape.Humans just like raping. We're fucked up like that. >>155030754>Why would we breed with them?Sex and dominance, clubbing grug, stealing his women and sowing your seeds in his genepool was how you got shit done back then.
She's ugly, so the rumor is likely true.
>>155030783>Humanity experienced a genetic bottle neck 7000 years ago where the population plummeted and so many men died that there was one man per 17 women>The only humans to make it out were the descendants of Gruggus Khan: Rape King of the Stone AgeWe were always destined to be stupid warmongers...
Storm would work for a mixed race (Half asian or Half White) .Probably they want to use a "she is french so that work" as an excuse
I know what storm looks like she doesn't look like no god damn burnt toast
All the public knows is that Storm is an African sounding Black woman with white hair and thunderstorm powers.They don't have a board of lore-keeping nerds in the casting office to make things 100% comic accurate. That has been the case since the first Superman serials in the 40s. I don't know why people don't understand this.
>>155027451You know that bereber , arabs and bóers loves in africa?Hell not every black are the same, amhara and sudanese are semitic, while west african aren't bantu
>>155026313>French
>>155030163What was wrong with that line? It was cringe but it was perfectly believable as something a normie girl of today would say.
>>155030954https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIm9SnPwVIk
>>155030717>European homo sapiens killed all the Neanderthal men and children and raped all the women. That's why it's baked into their genes as an acceptable way to wage war in European and Middle Eastern cultures.Hoo boy if you think that's only present in the genetics of "European and Middle Eastern cultures" you may want to check in what was going on in the congo before and after the belgians took it over.Retard.
>>155026313Man, is she ugly.
>>155030754>That doesn't make sense. They got out competed in every way. Why would we breed with them?You're thinking of outcompeting as them destroying all of the other possible competing offshoots when it's more that the genetics mixed and whichever genetics had fewer numbers to start with became rarer over time. Competition in evolutionary terms isn't "you get beaten" it's whatever survives efficiently enough to continue on propagates. If that means raping something close enough to you to produce offspring then that's the efficient evolutionary line which in the case of the neaderthals is likely what happened.
>>155031101Don't talk about yourself
>>155026313I think they're missing the part about Ororo being REALLY light-skinned and having blue eyes. White hair and blue eyes look freakish on a dark-skinned black woman. It's damn near some uncanny valley shit to see all these coal black sheboons running around with blonde hair. Blonde hair and dark skin do NOT go together. The contrast is so radical that no matter how attractive the woman's face it's off-putting on a visceral level. Probably some evolutionary aversion to an outward sign of a disease that no longer exists.
>>155030446>So why are people taking this doctors words as gospel when they themselves are speaking about her in outdated ways?Anon, it's a comic book. It's not real. It's also written by Some Guy, not an actual doctor. Some Guy maybe doesn't understand modern science and is just writing some old bullshit that he learned from somewhere and was never corrected on.Here's an example of Some Guy involved with comic production believing some BULLLLLLLLLSHIT:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5sDo9ffl_E
>>155031131You are stupid
>>155031101Yeah, not much of a looker.
>>155031151You have gotta stop throwing fits on every thread like this dude, it's embarrassing.
>>155030713Jade is too old for the direction the MCU is going with the X-Men. Jean is one of the original members of the team, and she's only late teens/early 20s in BND, so any X-Men role apart from Wolverine/Magneto/Professor X/Cable is going to need to be filled by some pretty young actors
>>155026313Storm is tall this sista is too tiny
>>155026313>My lord, Dey Hea actress is busy, what should we do?!>Find the actress who resembles her the most!>It will be done, my lord.
>>155026334/thread
>>155032433She's more pretty than your gf
>>155026580Sydnery would give a generic Marvel blone like Moonstone a real personality.
>>155032657Or she might dye her hair to be She-Devil?
>>155026313Once again, some random cosplayer beats the "A-lister"
>>155032624>more prettyesl
>>155032721>some random cosplayer
>>155026334almost every single black woman is.
>>155033027Fag
>>155032807Shhh, don't reveal her secret identity.
>>155030289Looks like something Captain Kirk would try to seduce
>>155033027Chad
>>155034000No
>>155034000Yes
>>155032721Sex
Tokon >>155030568 mogs >>155030513 rivals when it comes to storm.
>>155034000Wrong
>character is from the deepest parts of africa or some shit and speaks with a bongo accent >jeets: saaaar why is she so dark saaar we need a mulatto mutt to play her saaarrr
>>155034000Right
>>155034293Indians are the ones pushing for the ooga booga darkie
>>155034321Wrong
>>155034321Right
>>155026468No they just knew a fully black looking black would never be popular, also, bring cat eyed storm back please Marvel
>>155026580what a negress holy crap
>>155030651Yeah, all the hot black slave chicks back in the day got raw dogged by there masters in exchange for getting to live in the house. That or outright rape depending on the slaver. The opposite basically never happened since Black men could have been castrated or even killed for even talking to a white woman back then.
>>155033027Then why aren't the rare hot ones getting jobs in Hollywood, I thought that Pretty and shallow girls were lining up to become models and actors, Especially Black girls.
>>155028205isnt it a lack of mixing at work here?>>155028844got DAMN. that would be a cute Storm. Maybe even a little too cute, personally I think she needs that very slightly odd look, like uhh Moesha. So you expect to hear wisdom coming out of her, not quips.>>155029190moles are cancer, and cancer is unrestrained cell proliferation, and unrestrained cell proliferation has a way of absorbing and 'hoarding' melanin. but not all cancer is bad cancer, sometimes it just makes a mole, then stops.
>>155029241if she can pull her eyebrows down a bit, this could work.>>155030392>we now fully understand itwe understand less now than we did then. that breakdown is valid as hell.>>155030492>pretend we treated everyone as equalsnnnooo.. that was the 90s. 9/11 is what ruined that and put all the focus back on boohoo minorities.
>>155030590>>155030687I'm so happy to see some people seeing through the bullshit. maybe we actually have a chance.>>155034501conflict and anger are more profitable than harmony, as long as you're extremely short-sighted and bad at math
>>155028844>>155029233>>155029241Her skin isn’t dark enough, and she isn’t muscular. Realistically Storm should look like this
>>155033512Based e drone
>>155026313Storm? she looks like rouge to me
>>155026313(You) think they'll attempt an accent again?
>>155030954OneyGAYS and Hack GAYdel are extremely insecure and jealous of anything successful and also tow the line of safe edgy to appeal to manchildren who grew up on newgrounds. Ironically they can only express their own "opinions" thru parrotingthe terminally online dorks who still care about ethics in game journalism who operate only on perceived sights and microaggressions. Horseshoe theory and all
>>155032721Storm's best costume. It wasn't broke, they shouldn't've fixed it.
>>155026362The script for Storm was terrible and her acting didn't help.
>>155035000Didn’t one anon say she was Kenyan? They have a very distinct look and it’s not this white bitch in black face
>>155027451Africa has the most generic diversity of human population. More than any other continent.
>>155032657Evil, scheming, manipulative psychiatrist isn't a real personality?
>>155030590We may have interbred with Neanderthals but they interbred with earlier archaic humans like Erectus still residing in Africa
>>155030336Because she combines the best aesthetic traits of all races and the only one that Africans had that was desirable to give her was skin that looks like it'd taste like chocolate soft serve if you licked her.
>>155026313Storm should look east-african
>>155030717What's funny about this is that in a marvel context, the neanderthals were who we got the X-gene from and it's also only on the X-chromosome, meaning in that in Marvel mutants suck so much as a species that we literally raped them out of existence.
>>155030336She is a weird mix of african and thai
>>155035185Cope
>>155026313I liked Halle Berry's Storm even if her outfit was lame
>>155026580Both are thicc
>>155030175
>>155030954>It was cringe but it was perfectly believable as something a normie girl of today would say.The problem is we don't want to hear cringe.
>>155030590I don't know man I've heard 50% of the Neanderthal genome is present among Indians
>>155029562>Followed her Instagram after an Asmongold clip Never thought I'd see her mentioned anywhere else
>>155034501Because the ugliness is the point. The point is not to fill roles with hot black women. It's to fill roles with ugly black women and force you to either watch them, or not see whatever they're making.