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Hello.
Well well well it seems like everyone is here
>>155039250Superman and Hulk vs Biblical God.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomPagepost who you getthat's your new hero
>>155039274toypedoDAMN!!!
>>155039274
Don't fuck things up this time. Talk about pic related.
Praying to God and living a virtuous life is what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place is pious from the bottom of the sea to the highest mountains. You can smell the faith.
>>155039319I lowkey think that was you like 4 years ago with the /csm/ threads but w/e
>>155039285Is Cole still a faggot?
>>155039285>>155039316get these VILLAINS out of here
>>155039316Who wins this anyway
>>155039337Sorry, I'm not the person you speak of.
>>155039285>>155039316>>155039342I want cum on these
Pomni? A weak trapped BITCH is no match for GODnic. After dominating FAGine, Sonic run's the FAGital Circus now and Pomni is next on the list. Sonic breaks into her room after slitting the throats of all of the FAGital Circus members. Pomni begs for mercy with her mascara running down her face, begging GODnic for mercy, saying she'll do anything. Pomni doesn't even realize it but Sonic's raw aura has filled Pomni with pure unfiltered testosterone and turns her into a cis-gendered man. Sonic steps on the bed and looks down at him, all Pomni can see is GODnic's tight blue asshole. It's over for him, he's now FAGmni. His amazing digital cock springs out of his pants and Sonic laughs at the FAGGOT clown. He sinks into him and pins him down. FAGmni has forgotten about his friends, never wanting to escape the circus anymore because he was instantly drained by GODnic. KO!
Ultraman is bigger than Goku lol.
>>155039356wat
>>155039338we still don't even know if he's a proper faggot, he's still in the mystery zone
>>155039360We don't need more trannies in the circus. The last one nearly killed everyone then himself.
So like, is Ninjago any good.
>>155039381>tranniesFAGmni was not turned into a troon. His body was completely altered to be a normal man and a FAGGOT. Sonic won.
Toypedo malding because he can't make his pedo threads in peace any longer. What a happy cuck.>>155039228
>>155039397literally who
You can't die in circus tardnic. Now everyone in there know you're gay
>>155039423>Now everyone in there know you're gayIf you put your hard cock inside a man, you're gay.
>Thread is already abysmal dogshit.
>>155039412Tokufag aka Nulyfag aka Panpedo aka Toygoblin(he posted pics of himself cumming over pan toys) aka PPGpedo.Very obnoxious lolcow that's present here, on /dbs/ and /m/
>>155039423Yeah, slitting their throats doesn't work. They cam be coerced into suicide though.
>all /dbs/pics can do is raid other threadsLmao! Losing on CANON Battle really did a number on them!
>>155039435Wait, you come to these threads to do anything other than mindlessly shitpost after a long week? It's just Death Battle.
>>155039285These are the hottest Lego girls
What a waiting period.
>>155039479People will actually talk about the next match up. Promise.
>>155039466I want to talk to people because I have no friends.
>>155039451Rigged Battle was giving their favorite verses pity wins. See how a digital scholar BTFO death battle here.>>155039212>I'd have more respect for death battle if its creators weren't very blatantly biased toward their prefered media. It just feels like a comic fan running around to scream "HULK AND SUPERMAN BEAT EVERYTHING"
>>155039397So you mean to tell me that the Ultrafag/Tokusissy that's been in our threads crying about "muh /m/ raids 23 raids" was a pedophile who cums on toys this whole time?
>>155039451It doesn't matter how many characters you use to hide, toypedo. We already know who you are and where you lurk. I am adding all to the archives. You will never post pedophilia in peace again.
>>155039517He'd probably be into that
>>155039451Rigged Battle fan says what?
>>155039525>PICCOLO DETECTIVE
>>155039522Yes. He's an insane panpedo that used to spam on /dbs/ for years. He even kept talking to himself for hours with walls of irrelevant posts. He's obsessed with GT Pan.Recently he threw a huge meltie because Sparking Zero endorsed the CheelaiXBeerus shipping while also she called Nuly a dog.He throws huge tantrums on /ghost/ when he gets banned, mostly because Jirenbros completely BTFO him everytime.
>>155039549The cock huh
>>155039451But your verse also got raped after a sucessful career on praying on small animals, kids and the mentally unwell by a digger...
Btw, this is his arm. He posted one fay while showing his pedo toys.He's also a confirmed skinny fat manlet. Resized picture.
>>155039568What are the chances he was falseflagging as an ultrafag because he wants to stir shit up
>>155039605He looks like a twig
>>155039615Zero. Because YOU have been posting with the same patterns for a long time. Time stamps always gave you away too
>>155039628You have no place to talk, Skrullnic.
>>155039631The fuck do you mean "you" I'm sincerely curious I hardly even know the guy
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>>155039496They usually go with the strongest feats versions of characters. Comicbook superheroes have so many adaptions and scale off of thousands of characters in their shared universes that statistically a 60 year old marvel character is going to have more ammo than say a character from a video game trilogy or a manga that ran for 5 years.
>>155039384First 7 seasons tend to fluctuate between really good and kinda shit, 8-10 are the best the WILFilm era has to offer, the 4 seasons after those are consistently middling and mostly hardcarried by Wildframe's animation, Crystalized (the last one in the original show) is underwhelming, and Dragons Rising is pretty consistently enjoyable all around with a proper balance between good character writing and great action scenes not to mention where all the dimensional fuckery starts to become more prominent
>>155039628He's actually skinnyfat. Call him fat and he will always seethe
https://youtu.be/AVez7AT-tuI?is=Pqc78BdzRM9a8jLpI won
>>155039615100%. I don't think the original /m/ guy comes here anymore. Some people can't let things go though. I think the antitoku guy has been larping as him here after posting "cucky Ultraman" in the Ultraman threads. Trying to start some kind of rivalry that no one really cares about.
>>155039778Skrullnic?
>>155039741It's time for Riku vs Meta Knight, baby
>>155039270They should get Scott Pilgrim back on the show
>>155039804What does samenic have to do with this
>>155039778That makes an awful lot of sense. I felt something was off by how the skinwalker ultrafag was acting when there weren't any raids.
>>155039684But there are 3 problems with this.>1. For every high-end feat a capecomic character has they have 100x more anti-feats. Directly (struggling with planets or going SoL), or scaling (managing to fight evenly with Batman). By any reasonable logic a capecomic character's high ends are solely what>2. Consistent high ends is by definition cherrypicking. Literally ignoring everything but the highest end feats to get what you want. >3. The cosmology is super overrated
>>155039808>Kirby beat Buu>Dedede beat Wario>Kirby will return and beat Mario>Meta Knight will beat RikuCan ANYONE stop the BEASTby verse?
>>155039808Is this not a brutal mogging in Riku's favor? Or does he not benefit as much from the insane scaling Sora is supposed to have?
SAAAAR ARE YOU BENCHOD?
>FAGby thinks his verse is strong when all it has is gags and statements
Prove you would beat the Benchod allegations right now.
I am white. The SCHOLARS here know this.
>>155039897>>155039911Why? There is literally NOTHING wrong with having consensual sex with your sister.
>>155039872You can argue that Riku shouldn't get the absurd high end KH stuff but Death Battle likely wouldn't do thatThe fact that G1 only puts Kirby at "finite number of universes" and DB themselves said on the cast that Kirby vs Buu could potentially be flipped is really fucking bad for his chances.The team seems to like Gilgamesh vs MK more though, and MK is still fucked. The only way he wins is if they give him Zero from Mega Man
>>155039818Sorry but he took off
>>155039595I don't get the joke, sorry.>>155039741YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>155039741>>155039808No, LeBron James vs Sora will be the DIMES maker
KINGtos thinks his verse is strong when all it has is lore and feats and statements and cutscenes and Word of God
>>155040045So? That's all a verse needs to be POWERFUL.
>>155039662>Sharty victim>Xitter victim>Reddit victimHuh?
>>155039843The counterpoint is who wants to see characters at their weakest? Who wants to fight characters at their weakest? They'd want to fight them at their standard highest end
Cumming on toys? GODnic would NEVER...
>BRING ME RIDLEY
>>155040076>>Sharty victimGot raped and gaped by /dbs/, their only feats is frying small fries like Kiwifarmers and discord fags.
>>155040091The problem is that each of the 'ends' of a capecomic character are effectively many authors saying 'No, this character is this strong', in the same sense and at the same time. This is why you have to split capecomic characters into seperate canons because of the LNC violation treating them as the same character would bring. In addition a character's strongest is whatever power level they are most consistently written to be in accordance with their plot, which applies to every other property in existence (sexuality, height, appearance, etc). I understand the entertainment value but once that's done Death Battle can't complain about wank (you removed safeguards against wank) and it can't say 'this is the truth' (if I can question your methodology so can many other people).
>>155039995LeBron isn't even the strongest Space Jam protagonist >Michael Jordan (Toon Amp) > Monstars (serious) > Michael Jordan = Bugs Bunny = Tune Squad (placebo) > Monstars (casual) >>>>>>>>> Tune Squad
ROARtos. That is all.
>>155040091How did you go from "we should use the consistent ends for a character that make sense with how they normally operate" and read that as "we should use these characters at their weakest"? Superman hovering around planetary to star level doesn't mean he's a weak character, that's just how he's normally written.It's not like outliers and wonky bad scaling aren't frequently discounted. It just seems to be that outliers only seem to not matter once a comic character enters the room.
>>155040045>and Word of God0DBEASTos…
>>155040160How many instances has DB discounted things a character has done off being an outlier and how many times has it not been controversal? People were pissed at Grumind for its conservative stats and the sequel's antifeats (along with the lackluster animations) and JJKfags bitched about Dabura downscaling thingsIt's one thing to question the high ends of a character and if they're actually valid in the first place but it's another to completely ignore them based on beliefs about consistent feats
>>155040153That’s not even MJ that you posted
>>155040223Hell, the black box was literally made to address higher end arguments and clarify shit
>>155039897>>155039911>>155039914Why is he so bald?
>>155040223I'm not saying Death Battle specifically has done that - I'm saying it's rather commonly done in the wider VS space. But even then, Death Battle will ignore plenty of "herald" scaling for DC and Marvel street tiers and has also done other stuff like cap The Doctor at like "normal man but FTL and has some kind of strong weapons".And you can even look at the sheer vitriol over Omnidock where they interpreted a character doing a feat way above what the story actually consistently would put him at, or moreso that the story does not work if they put him at that given level, and DeathBattlefags seethed over that. But that's just seemingly the norm for DC and Marvel characters. At the very least some people here don't buy that shit for a fake faggot like Kratos
>>155040416People's complaints about the Sun Disc and Oregon Sword were that they didn't buy the reasons they claimed characters should scale to them and/or that calcs like the Sun Disc were overinflated like Yang's concrete pillars or Hiei's world tree. People don't claim that the ship destroying the sun disc didn't happen and shouldn't be scaled to it, people argued that the sun disc was significantly smaller than DB claimed, Omniman and Viltrumutes don't scale to it, and Bardock should have scaled higher because Frieza o algo
>meanwhile in new yorkMamdini hulk keeps raping me can you fix this?
>>155040480>People don't claim that the ship destroying the sun disc didn't happen and shouldn't be scaled to it,Yeah, but they do so only because the sun disk calc is way higher than what they actually think Nolan's strength level is, so the "higher end" gets effectively ignored. Hell, all the Omnipotus or Tech Jacket shit also got "ignored" or "debunked" by people who protest that episode under similar reasoningWhen Superman or whatever comic character fights some character that claims that they threaten the omniverse I wouldn't really take that to mean that Superman can also destroy the omniverse himself, just that said villain has specific powers or means to wreck the omniverse. It also helps if Superman in the previous or same story struggles to move a planet
>>155040480As another example, people don't claim that Kratos shouldn't scale to Odin or Zeus even though he killed them because muh consistency/those were outliers. They argue that God of War's lore shit is entirely and obviously fraudulent wank, not that Kratos actually busted 900 million universes at quadrillions of times light speed onscreen but uhhhhh doesn't count he jobbed to some falling rocks
>>155040604>>155040583Those people are pretty much bad debaters.
>>155040583If Omniman took the ship blast to the face and we got an actual good reference to the size of the Sun Disc do you think people would complain that actually Omniman should be put at uhh subplanetaryIf Yoru uncompressed the state of oregon back into its landmass then Denji proceeded to completely obliterate it in one strike do you think we would still get as many people still arguing about "uh what about the time yoru jobbed to a wall though"If Kratos traveled from one end of the universe to the other and busted 900 million universe bubbles onscreen do you think people would complain that "WELL ACTUALLY HIS CONSISTENT END IS BUILDING LEVEL"
If DB put DBS characters at only planetary to solar system range because "umm well the shockwaves were an outlier and the rest of super's feats are clearly far lower than depicted, hell goku couldn't even bust zamasu when he merged with that universe, clearly not universal" do you think people would not be shitting on DB and making fun of the downplay
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... We WERE meant to be Sonic's SISSIES!!! We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>>155040655We're talking about two different things>well if character performed (REALLY GOOD OBJECTIVE FEAT)That doesn't happen in comics, instead they go fight Vague McCosmic guy who can apparently destroy the multiverse or they do something vaguely in relation to the cosmology that actually has le 9000000 layers behind it and then use Dragon Ball ki logic to retroactively apply it to their punching strengthSo, yes, when a character in comics beats up Cosmic McGee but then more consistently seems to perform around planet level I'm just going to think McGee's durability is planet level or the writer who made the story is retarded and that the character isn't actually nigga omniversal Not really functionally any different to your examples, people just give the pass to comic characters for nothing
>>155040604>but uhhhhh doesn't count he jobbed to some falling rocksThose rocks were outerversal btw.
>>155039741This will upscale Woody to 1-b...
>>155039605Looks just like Nikocado Avocado.
>>155040699>If DB put DBS characters at only planetary to solar system range because "umm well the shockwaves were an outlierYeah that should be the case too, it's not like comics aren't the only recipient of bullshit wank they're just by far the worst offenderAnd even in Dragon Ball's case they don't let DBZfags get away with muh 7D timeline outerversal afterlife arguments so why should they do the same for comicshit
>>155040716Yes, and the point I am making here is people don't bitch about outliers and how characters should be put at some vaguey defined consistent end, they bitch if they believe the claimed feat/statement/scaling is fraudulent (and thus invalid on that end)No one would be bitching about Kratos if Kratos actually destroyed a universe onscreen even if he still had 1000 antifeats of jobbing to rocks and sleds and shit and demanding that feat of him busting a universe on screen be thrown out as an outlier
>>155039995Sora is for Fortnite Jonesey.
>>155039451Doomsday is going to be raped and gaped by a lizard dcfag
>enter thread>see long ass SEETHE posts about capeGODSAnother day ending in y.It's GOOD to be KING.
>>155040837>KING.Sonic?
>>155040782I don't even understand your argument at this point>niggers will chimp if they don't omegawank charactersYeah and they're fucking retarded and should be ignored, doesn't mean we should fall in line with them or regard how Death Battle works as the "correct" way>No one would be bitching about Kratos if Kratos actually destroyed a universe onscreen You're basically already describing Dante and people absolutely say he's fraudulent
u/Actual-Tomatillo-870? Sonic teams up with Deku for this one. They invade his home while Tomatillo is playing faggy gacha games and jerking off to Marvel. Tomatillo goes to click a post about how Hulk is high outerversal but accidentally sticks his finger straight up Deku's tight green butthole. He tries to withdraw but it's too late, he's already gay. Sonic pulls out Tomatillo's black cock, which isn't a BBC. "KEEP TAKING LLLLLZZZZ" but he can't finish and lets out a sissy moan as Sonic and Deku double buttjob him. Tomatillo tries thinking of the time he got humiliated after Ash vs Yugi to become soft but the immeasurable speed ass swabbing from GODku and GODnic is too much. He can't last. Sonic uses his speed to be in two places at once and snaps a picture then uploads it to r/deathbattle. This turns u/Successful-Bat-5538, u/InterestingRatio8218, u/BonnieTheWiitch, u/Infinite-Sun7000, 202naFrevliS and every other sissy there into the MEN they were born as and all become gayslaves to CHADnic who jerks them all off in an attosecond and makes them pass out from Sonic's masterful stroking skills. He high fives with Deku as Tomatillo falls into unconsciousness. He'll no longer be wanking Miles Morales - he has two new masters now. BOOM! KO!
>>155040862I don't really know how this is hard for you to understandNo one actually bitches about outliers or thinks "THING THAT HAPPENED SHOULD BE THROWN OUT >:(" they bitch about shit they don't actually believe to be true and antifeats are a cudgel with which to mock said character as being fraudulent.Also do you think people make fun of Dante being put at universal as much as they do with Kratoswank? Do you think it's not localized to just mostly here? Hell the Mundus shit is part of the reason why Dante doesn't get as much shit as Kratos or even Doomslayer (a guy people generally like)
