Any more America vs Japan kinos like this?
>MHAshitThis is not the thread.
ROARtos. That is all.
>MHAgoldThis is the thread.
FAGrio and FAGoku lost
>>155064197Kai vs Tahu is on par with picrel: FUCKING BORING!!!!
>Gaynic already SCREAMING for his masters out of nowhere
>You are the worst battleboard I know. You constantly shit on comics and cartoons. The board tolerates your threads and rescued you from /trash/, and this is how you repay them? And to add insult to injury, you spam anime all over the catalog. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll make a matchup later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who wants more street tier fights when all you do is discuss high tiers. Yeah, I worship characters for their power levels but at least I'm honest about it. I don't send them a Hellsing video and then lecture them with some redditor's interpretation of how Alucard is some tragic monster. He wasn't! He was a weak fraud! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're great at research, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known SeththeProgrammer didn't send me that calc. He would have known there's no "k" in the word "relativistic." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook powerscaling agenda, how we should "use onscreen feats only, man," how speed is the only stat that matters, how Kratos vs Asura is the biggest tragedy on the channel. Well, what have you done to help? I make profiles down at VSBW, /dbg/. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Write a blog! And by the way, posting on an anonymous board doesn't make you boundless! Oh, wait! You don't believe in boundless or any dimensional tiering for that matter, because "dimensions are for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed to cancel the show twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a creator! How's that vs channel that you never made? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if it wasn't for the lore! That's the worst of it, /dbg/. You're just a big, sad, cuck who's afraid of lore. Well, see ya, /dbg/! Thanks for the fucking bread.
samenic
>>155064247I like Bionicle though.
TOA TOUHOU!!!DeltaKai...
Big Bro Spawn has been slacking today! Where is he!?
Post tree chopping. NOW!
Torishima, Gooseworx, Robert Kirkman, Toyotaro, Hajime Isayama, Gege Akutami, and Tatsuki Fujimoto will be collaborating on an unspecified project. Stay tuned for more news.
"Huh? The Bomb Devil? But her explosions can't even destroy buildings?"
>>155064262That dull son of a bitch Tahu is putting the thread to sleep
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... We WERE meant to be Sonic's SISSIES!!! We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>>155064268>>155064265>>155064247>>155064262>>155064309>>155064301>Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the bionicle. In the time before time; the Great Spirit descended from the heavens carrying we, the ones called the Matoran, to this paradise. We were separate and without purpose. So the Great Spirit illuminated us with the three virtues; Unity, Duty, and Destiny. We embraced these gifts, and in gratitude we named our island home Mata Nui, after the Great Spirit himself. But our happiness was not to last, for Mata Nui’s brother, the Makuta, was jealous of these honors and betrayed him. Casting a spell over Mata Nui, who fell into a deep slumber. The Makuta was free to unleash his shadows, and unleash them he did…
>>155064311Maybe some of the shitposters got banned.
>>155064253>How's that vs channel that you never made?It's coming SOON. I won't advertise it here though. But trust me, it's coming.
>>155064327Kino intro
>>155064327Show me some emotion! Show me some attitude!! Booooring...
>The island of Mata Nui was once a paradise, until the entity known as Makuta arrived, transforming it into a land of darkness and evil. The natives, called Tohunga, and their leaders, the Turaga, waited and hoped for heroes who would conquer Makuta and save their home.>The tale of Mata Nui was told for many years as follows. In the time before time, when the world was new, the Great Spirit Mata Nui descended from the skies like a burning star. He walked the world and marveled at its beauty and watched over all living things. However, Mata Nui had been followed by his brother, the dark spirit Makuta. Makuta coveted the world and all that his brother had. Makuta cast a spell that made Mata Nui sleep. Then Makuta claimed the world, and darkness and death were everywhere. Yet all was not lost. The Great Beings sent six mighty heroes, the Toa, to Mata Nui. They were six heroes with one destiny: to defeat Makuta and save their world.
>>155064336We will mock you relentlessly until and after it comes out.
>>155064360I'm used to getting made fun of
Question about Kai? How many of his forms require Lloyd around? Cause apparently some need him for the other Ninjas to access them. Would this being a 1v1 lock him out of his strongest forms?
>>155064359>The island of Mata Nui was once a paradise, a place of peace and happiness. Then Makuta came, bringing darkness to the land. It seemed that all was lost, until the Toa, six mighty heroes of legend, appeared: >Tahu, Toa of Fire; >Pohatu, Toa of Stone; >Onua, Toa of Earth; >Lewa, Toa of Air; >Kopaka, Toa of Ice; >and Gali, Toa of Water.>The Turaga said all along that the Toa were six who shared one destiny, implying that they were meant to work together.>On the island of Mata Nui, legends said that in the time before time, Mata Nui brought his people, the Matoran, to an island paradise. The Matoran lived happily under his loving protection. They even named the island Mata Nui, in his honor. However, a shadow soon fell over the land. Mata Nui had a powerful brother, Makuta. Makuta was jealous of Mata Nui and all he created. He cast a spell that made his brother, Mata Nui, fall into a deep sleep. Then Makuta took power over the land. Fields withered away, sunlight grew cold, and the ancient values of the Matoran were gradually forgotten. Still, all hope was not lost. Legends spoke of six mighty heroes, called the Toa. According to legend, the Toa would arrive to rescue the island and its people from darkness.
>FAGrio suddenly stopped postingnooooooticing
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOAn obsessed sissy is anklebiting...listen and learn...
>>155064253QUAGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>155064411>The story as told on the island of Mata Nui is as follows. In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying the Matoran to an island paradise. The Matoran were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed them with three virtues: unity, duty, and destiny. The Matoran embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, named their island home Mata Nui, after the Great Spirit himself. However, their happiness was not to last. Mata Nui's brother, Makuta, was jealous of these honors and betrayed him. Makuta cast a spell over Mata Nui, who fell into a deep slumber. Makuta's power dominated the land, as fields withered away, sunlight grew cold, and ancient values were forgotten. Still, all hope was not lost. Legends told of six mighty heroes, the Toa, who would arrive to save Mata Nui. The Toa were great warriors with great power, drawn from the very elements themselves. Together, they were six heroes with one destiny: to defeat Makuta and save Mata Nui.
>>155064411Wait they doubled up on Toas. How are earth and stone different?
You don't mind if i take a little nap do you thread? Because Legos, you are better than sleeping pills kid. Everyone itt is ASLEEP. Because Bionicle is without a shadow of a doubt, is the most boring rep I've ever seen!!
>>155064197What chance would Mystique even have against Sad Girl Parade? Don't give me that "universal Mystique" nonsense.
>>155064415Reminder FAGrio posters are /dbs/pics HIDING behind their BVLL.
>>155064440>An obsessed sissy is anklebitingFAGrio....FAGoku...FAGlly...FAGzilla...FAGly...FAGsday..FAGnya...FAGhu...FAGumin...FAGkmia...FAGmon...FAGi...FAGmer...FAGperman...FAGmniman...
>>155064415>>155064478>RTHDone.
Fact Flood: GODnic is now the strongest character in Fortnite
>>155064415You know why.
>>155064463Earth = GroundStone = Rocks
>>155064253I fucked your dad.
>quagmire's dad is a tranny and Brian the atheist cuck fucked himI sincerely forgot how weird family guy was
I think we have a rodent problem, I can hear a small rat squeaking and biting ankles. Can we make the /bant/ thread already?
>>155064475I don't remember much about Mystique. Does she gain the stats of who she turns into? If yes she should be able to win since the sad girl parade clones only have bladed weapons so anyone who can't be cut could maybe win her the fight unless she just dies under the weight of all the clones
>>155064253>>155064504Lenny and Carl GAPE AND RAPE these 2 jobbers just as hard as Homer does Beter btw
The only people who hate Bionicle are poor third-worlders
cucky homer
>>155064489>/dbs/pic postEZ
>>155064519If you start an interesting conversation I'll use /bant/
>>155064460>The Turaga's legends said that when the Toa arrived, they would remember very little. It was said that only the Toa had the power to stand against Makuta. It was not certain that the Toa's quest would succeed, only that it was their duty to try>The great hero Toa Tahu had been foretold through legends long before he and the other five Toa ever appeared on the lush tropical island of Mata Nui.>The prophecies said that the Toa had to work together.>The "Paradise" from which Mata Nui came actually referred to Spherus Magna.>The Toa Mata served as a failsafe. The knowledge that there were such failsafes in the Matoran universe was not a huge secret, but over time that knowledge devolved into being seen as prophecy, which is how the Turaga knew about them
>>155064502Ohhhh alright that makes sense.
>>155064537Can you name a single interesting conversation happening here?
Any brainless brute can throw a punch and destroy a mountain. But you know what true strength is?Listening and understanding. Ending a fight without throwing a single fist.
>>155064495>confirmed by comics to not be the same sonic as the original one>literal HBOCKWAB! I HATE WEAKING
https://youtu.be/rA7m3iKpuko?si=_2QltkdsX_Az2UKt*snore*Im dreaming about bionicle... wow this is peak sleep video kino
Hulk will make Superman his fleshlight while he rips Lois Lane and Martha Kent in half like paper. He will play with their guts like a toy and Hulk will shoot his seed straight through SuperBITCH and kill him instantly while his cum fills every DC universe.
>>155064550Superman truly is...the STRONGEST.
>>155064537>Sonic bait is more interesting than your >>155064519 conversation /bant/xisters... We were the subhumans all along...
>>155064519>>>/bant/24845309Here
>>155064247>CanuckWhy are they consistently the Halletty of NA wrasslin'?
https://thegreatarchives.com/timeline/history-of-the-matoran-universe#footnote-1HOLYFUCKINGSHIT
>>155064577Mind posting this in the /bant/ thread?
>FAGrio and FAGoku avoiding the /bant/ thread noticing
>>155064595Sent ;)
>>155064475She has guns
>>155064595So you can cope like brown BITCH over my 5eyes.
>not one Marionictroon in the /bant/ threadAs expected. As always.
>>155064589Shawn and Hogan were always better than Bret. Why you think they had the SHITman job to Yokozuna before the HULKSTER rightfully won in mania 10? Why did Shawn WIN montreal? Bret always sucked kek
>>155064539is the implication here that these beings were all part of vast technological systems, which over time forgot their origin and began to see their functions and history as myths and prophecies?
>>155064197Unlike mina, Toga is easy prey for Parasites.She's actually pretty weak in this matter.
Wow bro is NOT happy about the /bant/ thread
>even skrullnic is in the /bant/ thread
>>155064640FUARK... Canadaxisters... Even the spics outDIME us...
>>155064398His golden dragon form from Crystalized requires the "final conflict against evil" (I.E. the Overlord causing the end of the world) to happen for him to use it AND on top of that his elemental power's also taken away from him temporarily after using it, so even if Kai had access to it outside of such circumstances it still would hardly be of any use beyond maybe nullifying Tahu's absorption since those forms also made the ninja strong enough to destroy vengestone soldiers. His Draconus form on the other hand's the one that you're thinking of (picrel), and yes it does require Lloyd pretty much handing the form over to his peers to be used which MAY or MAY NOT change in DR's final season next year where he'll probably spend most of the first half MIA but that'll be well after this episode drops, so as far as I'm aware, yes, Kai should probably be strictly locked in base for this episode.
My hero believes in this
>samenic hiding behind skrullnic because he KNOWS his columbian ass will get R&Gd
>>155064398It would lock him out of his Draconus Form since Lloyd is the source of the element required.
>>155064655She would, however, GAPE the Neo-Humans with their own tactics of human flooding with knives.
Bacon sharts
>he's still trying to convince people skrullnic and samenic aren't two different people
>>155064697Interesting. That would even the odds in favor of Tahu. But I'm still not exactly sure where both are in terms of physical strength so the AP gap may be too big a hurdle for Tahu to cross.>>155064711Noted this actually has me looking forward to the episode since my knowledge of both is very lacking.
This is not healthy.
>>155064755this is just the minafag btw
>>155064720I mean, they've already Weaponized the Parasites with their own people.
>>155064689Taco vs Burger wrasslin is true KINO
sonic ran from godzilla. superman, the ninja turtles, all of marvel, they didn't run from godzillasonic ran from him
>>155064783What Era for taker? American Badass? The Phenom? Or post Brock Era
>>155064808Comp
>>155064808Comp for both
>FAGrio hiding behind FAGzilla
>Rat still posting here and not thereYup. Works every time.
>>155064820>>155064834Fuck that makes this hard I'm not up to date on lucha lore. I will cautiously say Taker
>>155064805>HID behind his BVLL immediatelyDragonbros...
>>155064743I'm think Tahu is going to have better control over heat and also I think one of his mask powers lets him create illusions, so he might make Kai too fearful to use elemental dragon.
>>155064851Post that in the /bant/ thread, FAGrio
I literally have no idea who Skrullnic is? Can someone explain?
>>155064860>>155064840uh oh, samefagnic got angrysonic ran from godzillalol
>Mario postedStill waiting for you, rat.
>>155064867Skrulls can shapeshift to look like other people.Samenic has started using other people's bits to spam the threads.Hence Skrullnic.
>minafag simps seething over CHADrullnic
>>155064885Skrullnic...Skrullnic is someone impersonating Sonic. He is not samenic. He is looking to only slander Sonic's image.
Columbia scared?
P-Please return from /bant/, I am scared to post there...
>>155064852El Santo defeated pleanty of monsters like Taker before. He'd just be another monster for santo to beat.https://youtu.be/MdIiriExBSw?si=5WEDgJoidjT9ixI7
>>155064885>>155064899>>155064901Does he survive the Aliens?
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICAs ALWAYS the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
>>155064925Mind posting this in the /bant/ thread?
>Sonic.>Hulk.>Gojo.>Superman.>Ultraman.>Kratos.>Asura.>Springtrap.>Broly.>Mina.>Other anons.>Possibly many more.https://youtu.be/Y35Lew0k1jE?si=ENy
>>155064925I AGREE as a PROUD TRANSFEM! Saar if you could please post this in /bant/ I would feel very represented
Powerscale this sweater.
>>155064937I'll invite you to cope over my flag which is already posted there multiple times.
>>155064915Like I said I'm not up to date on lucha. Still would be an awesome fight
>>155064963>would proudly make xerself known in this thread>not one identifiable post in /bant/>"i-i already p-p-posted"Columbia shaking?
>>155064951Boundlessly outerversal+
https://youtube.com/shorts/cmEV2X5Ot3g?si=N_7YEMer7zjZmcAN>Tank Dempsey Solos Resident Evil
>>155064867Samenic impersonating other avatarfagsNo point in making the distinction just call him Samenic whenever you see an avatarfag saying something they wouldn't normally say
Uuu weaklings everywhere in here uuu
>>155064867A deranged person who has an unhealthy obsession with me.
>>155064997Doesn't Call of Duty solo like everything outside of DC/Marvel/high tier shit?
Just because we've never SEEN him post in /bant/...or /int/...or /pol/...or anywhere with flags enabled...
>>155065010Only looking for zombies themed stuff like L4D, TWD, TLoU etc.Both Victus and Ultimus destroy most
>>155065010https://youtu.be/bT8FEOJEFcI?si=u30PnQFjWbOgvyy2Richtofen GAPES Medic and that's a FACT
>>155065008Post in /bant/, Skrullnic.
>>155065008>>155065096Yeah, Skrullnic. Post in /bant/
>No...my hero...needs ME...>I will not let you make me post on /BANT/!!!!!
EXPLIN WHATYS WROING WITH NOT REVEALIG YOUT COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE HEHYEAH!
>>>/bant/24845344Skrullnic already posted on /bant/
>>155065132>Please care about Europe
Hax THIS
>>155064524>>155064504>>155064253Forget the one-on-one stuff, the matchup we really need is an army battle with Springfield vs. Quahog (or South Park)
Posting on /bant/ is like really easy
Prove you aren't Skrullnic. NOW.
>>155065145That's me you idiot! Not Skrullnic!
>>155065160Your mom's really easy too but you don't see me doing her
>>155065189Prove you aren't Skrullnic.
>It's another "/dbg/ obsesses over Skrullnic/Samenic" episode
Who beats Shawn Michaels in his pillhead era with Vince backing and monreal screwjob/Kliq/DX advantage???
>>155065237Taker at Wrestlemania
Every single Minapost here is Skrullnic. Even the ones on /bant/
>>155065213>It's another "/dbg/ will talk about literally ANYTHING ELSE besides the current MU" episodeI hate rerun marathons
>>155065160>Now he is copying the Astaposter
>>155065251The real challenge is how he'd do in Japan/Ecw/wcw/tna etc.?
Listroonic...
Until Skrullnic shows up on /bant/ then it is hard confirmed the Minafag is Skrullnic and even then it's probably Skrullnic on his phone.
>Still afraid to post on /bant/ so DESPERATELY trying to shift the narrative
>>155065384who
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
GENTLEMEN, CALM YOURSELVES.Resume discussion about Kai VS Toa. Remain on topic and the Minafag/Skrullnic will lose interest and move on.
>greenku is mexicanCM Punk >>> AAA
If i post in /bant they will discover that im Brown...
what's her best MU?
>>155065501https://youtu.be/jzbITYihqQg?si=2CpFhbn5mndixnYyCM Punk!!
Winning this thread? As easy as RAPING and GAPING Goku and his entire verse!
Reminder MHAfags stalks kids https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/290127793/#290128475
>>155065470FAGrio....FAGoku...FAGlly...FAGzilla....FAGsday....FAGnya...FAGru....FAGmon....
>>155065470Gaynic...
>>155065531Can you post this exact post in /bant/, Samenic?
>PARROTrio
>>155065553Brownic FEARS the thread
This Ni@@a serious? That's NUTS!
I CALL INTO QUESTION THE SONICFAG'S BRAND LOYALTY.If he was a TRUE Sonic fan, he could easily name this character.
Huh, googling skrullnic actually causes the search ai to mention /dbg/
>>155065566Peter Griffin
>>155065577OH A CHING CHONG PING PONG
>he doesn't think people can't just use VPNs on /bant/ to lie about being whiteThe only way to prove your innocence is posting ALL of the following alongside who your hero is >Voice >Nose>Hand>Eye color>Hair color >Timestamp and timezone >Who you voted for in 2016, 2020, and 2024 >Your stance on AI >Religion
>Brownic outted himself as brown in the thread kekhttps://voca.ro/1aIOUdnWFm0f
>>155065577>The Skrullnic goon mafia head yelling orders to his groomer sissies
>>155065512True.
>>155065571HOLY KEK!
>>155065599i posted my pasty as fuck white hand and some retard in here thought i was a saudi, bro, hands don't work
>>155065617samenic
>>155065566Still waiting for the Sonicfag to identify this character.
>>155065571What the fuark?!
>>155065625Why are you afraid to post any of those other things
>>155065599>doxxing yourself
>>155065651i posted timezones, and some retard in here went 'way to dox yourself lol gg'
>>155065566That's Tails in Amy's outfit.
>>155065607Reminds me of thishttps://files.catbox.moe/rt0mmp.mp4
Someone posted a clip of kai jumping out of the way of a plasma bolt and called it a laser lol. Why do people do that? Why do they see bolts of plasma which are just like a single projectile attack and assume it's a laser? Isn't a laser a direct BEAM and not just a bolt?
>>155065623>>155065644>types like that>uses AI
>>155065668>>155065595Wrong on both accounts. It's Knuckles. Do better, Sonicfags.
>>155065663also someone called me skinnyfat so i'm not posting my hands or arms anymore
>>155065695that's wild. my hands look fat and i don't give a fuck
>>155065566A girl who left Sonic for Mario at the olympics.
>>155065692Sissyckles...
>>155065692>>155065706FAGrio...
I am being babysat by Warrior-z......
>>155065738Safest anon on 4chan...
>>155065731No, like I said, that's Knuckles.Now guess THIS Sonic Character.
Thoughts on gay sex?
>>155065691Skrullnic is gay
>>155065752that's steel ogre grotto #1
>>155065692RadicalSoda...
>>155065760My favorite past time!
>>155065752That's easy. Princess Peach.
>>155065760I'm not a faggot so no thoughts but I heard every Chainsaw man fan are experts on it.
>>155065625>i posted my pasty as fuck white handyou should have posted your cock insteadthey've no answer to that
>>155065752Agent Stone
>Asking another man to post his dick unpromptedYUP YUP.
>>155065752That bad mod from SRB2?
I asked the google ai what franchise is the most favored
BE HONEST.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZmX5MIu67UThe song is catchy and his performance was great.
>>155065767>>155065778>>155065802Sorry, incorrect, this person got it right.>>155065794
>csm porn parody outsold ths acutal manga >jp has 0 complaints compared to XitterChainsaw Man >>>>>>> jjkek
>golu
>Golu
>>155065760I LOVE IT. MY HERO IS MARIO AND GOKI AND WALLY WEST AND GODZILLA AND BROLY AND DOOMSDAY AND KRATOS AND SIMON AND TAHU AND YUSUKE AND SUPERMAN AND KRATOS
>I LOVE IT. MY HERO IS MARIO AND GOLU AND WALLY WEST AND GODZILLA AND BROLY AND DOOMSDAY AND KRATOS AND SIMON AND TAHU AND YUSUKE AND SUPERMAN AND KRATOSSonic = Brownic
>>155065800>he's afraid
>>155065760I LOVE IT. MY HERO IS MARIO AND GOBU AND WALLY WEST AND GODZILLER AND BROLY AND DOOMSDAY AND KRATOS AND SIMON AND TAHU AND YUSUKE AND SUPERMAN AND KRATOS
>golu>goki>gobu
>>155065817>>155065844Deletednic...ESLnic...
Golu and Goki nothing else matters.
>The average /co/ anon isn't durable enough for this beating.
>>155065814>ths acutal
>>155065814>my verse gets raped and gaped by literal porn, making me the winner???
>>155065871Oh, it wasn't a pun? Chainsawman, a-cut-al?
>>155065760I LOVE IT !!1 MY HERO IS MARIO AND GOKUY AND GODILAL ANND WALLY WEST ABD BROLYH AND DOOMS FASY AND KIGNTOS AND SIMEON ANRF TAH8 AND TYUSKE AND SUEPMAN AND KRAHTOS
>>155065880>being this brown
>Golu>Goki>Gobu
Golu vs Keatos?
>>155065885>puns = brownAnon...
>>155065501Being raped by the Touhou fairies alongside her sisters
BROWN
Gobu VS Serperman when?
>He's so nervous He screwed up the spellingsthis nigga pissed himself. hahahaha
STROKEnic...
>>155065898I'M SHITSING!?
>>155065807LMAOOOOOOOO
The many Ls of Sukuna
>>155065944The many, many, Ls of Sukuna
>>155065944Notice how Dio, Muzan, and Frieren are not included
>>155065599That's a huuuuuuge breach of privacy vro. Also I've never even voted in an election.
>>155065858HOLYnic is HOLY
>>155065944>>155065956The many, many, MANY, Ls of Sukuna
Cucky SimonA bushBig Bro KaminaYokoNiaBig Bro Spawn You do the math
>>155065956he actually has a chance with gilgamesh though
Can your HERO survive Cú Chulainn's Gae Bolg technique? For the unaware, Gae Bolg is an attack that reverses cause and effect to make it so that the spear pierced your heart before you can react. The spear thrust will completely and utterly skewer your heart and then leave a wound on the torn apart heart that makes it extremely hard to heal. You cannot dodge the attack. The spear thrust for Gae Bolg is a formality. If you cannot defy fate or causality itself, then the attack WILL hit you because time is literally rewritten to make it hit you before you can react the attack.
>>155065807>literally the exact same as redditouch...
>>155065967>>155065956>>155065944Sukuna is one of the weakest shounen villains ever.
>>155065983with how many people here proudly talk about crossposting I'm not surprised.
Why won't you post on /bant/
>>155065978My HERO just tanks it and snaps the Cu Chang Chong's neck.
I also asked google ai for /dbg/ favored franchise consensus tiers
>>155065993The Firefly/Megaman/Megaman X/Iron Man/literally every single mega man character/Alucard (Castlevania) victim is speaking...
>>155066007Cu is Irish.
The idea of cramming a thick cock up a man's ass is so disgusting....but it feels like what I need to do ~~
>>155065978it literally fails to penetrate magic defenses that are strong enough, no defying of fate required
>I asked AISAAR
>>155066011we don't talk about godzilla that much, do we?
I will not fall for bait.I will not reply to bait.I will not have any nigga moments.I am white.
QUIT INJECTING YOUR HORRIBLE FETISHES INTO POWERSCALING
>>155066015>FAGrio is obsessed with Sonic's tight blue asshole
>>155066015>>155066029>1 minute and 21 seconds apartRTHnic...
>/bant//mu/, /tv/ /fit/, /k/ >>>>>>>> every europoor and southamericku fan
What is the difference between beating someone in a fight and nutting in their ass and filling it with cum? It's the same result, one is more thorough than the other
>>155066021No of course not. LLM engines don't actually have any reading comprehension or living page reading.It is mostly going to look at reddit.
I'm going to beat the shit out of you
>>155066054Homonicbro...
>>155065967How the fuck does muzan wins against Sukuna? Didn't he almost got killed by a literal building level attack?
>>155065978>CHINAjapan victims
Sukuna is EXCLUSIVELY for Frieren so he can slice her in half and laugh while her guts spill out.
>>155065978My HERO doesn't have a heart. How does that work?
>>155065978My fuarking hero tanked having his nouns and concepts be erased on a multiversal level before using his teaching powers, and killing repectfully the owner of concepts.
>>155066054>and nutting in their ass and filling it with cum?that's what teachers and students dolol. how did you not realize that? lmao, did your teacher rape or something?
>>155065152Okay>Time hax
>yoru winning against sukunaUh...
>>155066054There's a very clear difference between sex and being stabbed to death
>>155066011CHADsaw CHAD, CHADtsu CHADsen, and My CHADro CHADcademia are all staples here. They're way more beloved than KEKgon KEK...
>>155065993>SamusfagranDidn't Olimar whoop your ass outta here?
>>155066061Let’s team up
>>155066095>stick a knife in someone and fluid comes out>stick a cock in someone and fluid comes outIt's the same thing.
>>155066103
>>155066064Nta but that's irish.
SAY.HIS.NAME.
>>155066011>/co/'s tokusatsu fandom This is fake.
>>155066101STACYmus CONCLUSIVELY and DECISIVELY defeated KEKimar
>>155066121Hisoka's victim.
>>155066111Are you pretending to be retarded to piss me off?
>>155066011>/co/'s tokusatsu fandom real
>Skrullnic pretending to be Ultrafag/Tokusissy now
*respectfully kills Samus Aran is a dimeless sub-1.5 million curbstomp Death Battle in which Samus gets fed to a gacha character and loses every category except experience*Sugoi, Samus. You truly were strong...
>>155066122NOT ANY MORE IT ISN'T
>>155066153piss is another fluid that comes out
>>155064655Okay, all heroes and villains have their weaknesses, and some of the 13 factions are the ones best able to counter them amd kill the heroes with more ease.Let's start with Class 1-A>DekuGiants, Demons, Aliens>Ochaco UrarakaAliens>Tsuyu AsuiGaia's wrath, Demons, Robots, Neo-humans>Momo YaoyorozuParasites>Mineta MinoruAll 13, especially Parasites>Fumikage TokoyamiDemons>katsuki bakugoGiants>Toru HagakureAliens, Demons>Shoto TodorokiGiants, Demons, Robots - Special combat unit>Hanta SeroParasites>Kyoka JiroAliens, Parasites>Eijiro KirishimaGiants, Demons>Koji KodaGiants>Rikido SatoGiants>Denki KaminariDemons, Giants>Mashirao OjiroGaia's wrath, Giants>Tenya IdaRobots, Demons>Mina AshidoGiants, Aliens>Yuga AoyamaRobots, Demons>Shota AizawaDemons>Hizashi YamadaAll 13, especially Aliens>Toshinori Yagi - AlmightyDemon Lords - Jachi, Giants - Ginbak, Gaia's warth, Aliens, Kaiju>Ken IshiyamaGiants>EctoplasmDemons, Aliens, Robots - Special Combat Unit
You seem upset.
Next time...on Death Battle.
Africa sucks!! Everything AND EVERYTHING from Africa is SHIT!! AFRICAN CULTURE IS GARBAGE!!!!!!
HUUUUUOOOOOOHHH I NEED MY MASTER SONIC TO BOUNCE HIS TIGHT BLUE ASSHOLE ON MY ROBOCLITTY
ANON HATE PUNY LESBIANS
>Skrullnic having a melty and pretending to be the Tokusissy
>>155066214>Africa sucks!! Everything AND EVERYTHING from Africa is SHIT!! AFRICAN CULTURE IS GARBAGE!!!!!!I said this when the BBC took my wife and family away...
>>155066210>literal curbstomp in which Esdeath just flat out disintegrates Makima from sheer stat disparitywhy though
>>155066219that don't make no sense why would Sonic be anti-Ultraman when Dragon Ball is anti-Ultraman
>>155066224Im indian btw
Opinions on This CHAD of a HERO?The 47th President of The United States Of America, Michael Wilson:https://youtu.be/EPWvSQJS9Lg?si=-Srz2gJOEcRHgw8f
>>155066219i mean, we already established ultraman wasn't a robot.
>>155066219Ultraman isn't a robot, you FAKER!
>>155066219Ultras don't have sexual organs, OP.
>>155064463>>155064540Think of it like Pokemon typesReally, the original elements make so much more sense when you realize they're island biomes first, powers second Stone was the desertEarth was underground
>>155066244Because it's someone false flagging to make Sonic look bad.
>
gojo bros....
>>155066176Rent free.
>>155066268>to make Sonic look badyou don't even need to try for that
>>155066136Technically Yujiro does know nen. I'm not fucking kidding
The slightly gayer Sonicposter anklebiting everyone is actually trying to make the gay Sonicposter that anklebites everyone look bad!
>>155066224>he likes Ugliest people on EarthApefricabros...
>>155066263Wait doesn't Taro have a mom and dad? How does that work?
>>155062129What was this pdf? I cant open catbox right now it just doesn't load
>>155066285Then why is Skrullnic posting that shit?
>BionicleComplicated way to say BOORING
>>155066294They use pods for reproduction aka DNA
>>155066224you triggered the whiteboi
Did you know, in 1972, Senkosha created Iron King? A government robot who teamed up with a cowboy Japanese man. He can only maintain this form for a minute, two minutes less than an Ultraman's time limit. To replenish his energy, he needs to consume gallons upon gallons of water. In 2025, he became the Tokusatsu hero to bring attention to water conservation in Japan.
>>155064540It doesn't when you find out which colors they are paired up withAlso the distinction only exists because the creators had only origionally intended 4 Toa being the classic 4 elements but corporate told them to make it six so they added in ice and stone, as they had committed to tribal natural enviroments ad colors so something like energy wouldn't fit in easily.
>>155066307Pakistani born and raised btw
>>155066202>Mina Ashido>Giants, Aliens"My acid simply doesn't work on them; their skin is tough and they're ridiculously resilient!"
What's the best matchup for him?
>>155066281>superman can tank infinite information flodding his mind (based on an state he only used like 5 times)>literally had his mind break when koslov did a bad touch on himWhy didn't Gojo just triggered superman ptsd with the memories of his time in russia, is he stupid?
>>155066337Judge Holden.
>>155066294It's weird. They act like Taro was born/created in the first episode of Ultraman Taro. Then in Ultraman Story, they show he had a childhood on the Star of Ultra in the M78 Galaxy. And the other examples are Taro's own kid Taiga, and Seven's kid, Zero. And we have no idea who their mothers even are.Geed was just a test tube baby that Belial made when he was bored.
>>155066335She would one shot the giants though?
>>155066337Mad god
>flodding
>>155066338Gojo can't fuck as good as Koslov can. Russian musculature and penis size easily outclasses the average Japanese male's you know...
>>155065625>"I posted my [trick of the light and blatant race fantasies]"Post your government ID. Now.
>>155066331NEVER CALL ME A PAKISTANI A AGAIN YOU BENCHOD I FUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHER
Brown women are fucking UGLY!! yoruichi, mirko, Kimberly == manfaced uggos
>>155066374it's t'ree t'ree t'ree fo' five fo' five
>>155065599>some retard will fall for this and post identifiable information in a fed honeypot boardCould never be me
>>155066297it's a virusopen it to get your pc hacked, your phone hacked, your bank hacked and your sink hacked
Gojobros have yet to explain how he beats the BLACKED devil...
>>155066354>She would one shot the giants though?oh brother... not even a hit.
>>155066364>Gojo can't fuck as good as Koslov can. Russian musculature and penis size easily outclasses the average Japanese male's you know...
>I want to be the next big namefag/avatarfag : the general>drspicpedo>whowouldwin>Sonic>Thor>Godzilla>Tokuguy>Superman>Yujiro>Bruce Almighty>Goku AI faggot>Skrullnic>Fake Hulk>Hulk himself>Listtroon>Late Late annoying faggot shonen Zoomers (OP JJK CSM MHA) who I (04) have to be forced to be categorised with>Some retard faggot from reddit/twitter that we need to give an identity to, to keep talking about them of course over and over again>top all of this off with gay cuckoldery BBC fanfiction for each character mentioned everAre you guys really scraping for anything new for irony poison material that you actually allow these people platforms and identity in these fucking threads? It was as simple as not replying at all. It doesn't matter if the next MU is something shit, something different and out of nowhere, or something Gemmy, this retarded general is all about THESE people, not the subject.By the way, an update - I have literally been proven right. No one gives a fuck to talk about it.
>>155066421YO IT'S ROGERFAG! WHAT'S UP ROGERFAG!?
>>155066011Too lazy to verify but are that autistic and persistent that Google actually has enough data to have their bot write about us?
>>155066413There is nothing to suggest the giants are nearly as durable as Gigantomachia. They die to swords and knives, and that acid I doubt is even 1/1000th as strong as Alma. Mina would melt them.
Death Battle needs more INTERESTING matchups.
MONTHSwithout good episodesthese HALLSneed RELEASE
>>155066011No one here talks about transformers. Ever.
>>155066440Again, Ginbak, King of Giants.
>>155066409>BLACKED devil...TELL ME WHERE HE IS! MY HERO'S WIFE NEEDS TO MEET HIM
>>155066063Sukuna died because of a wall level character striking him
>>155066011MLP TOS
>Please care about SHITfricaRedditbro btw
>>155066439>Too lazy to verify but are that autistic and persistent that Google actually has enough data to have their bot write about us?need ai to simulate a /dbg/ thread right now
This is fucking retarded
CHADfrica bbc MINDBROKE this little bitch...
>>155066467>This is fucking retardedvagueKING
>>155066394>social security number is linked to a Cherokee serial rapistBOOM. Done.
>>155066467Stop making fun of AFRICA!!
>>155066377>falseflag
>>155066477yeah i pokeduponherass.
>>155066467Stop making fun of SUKUNA!
>>155066467>FAGrio out of NOWHERE
>>155066011PonyGODS
I have summoned my vassals once again to shit up the thread with their brown skinned nonsense. Do not cross me ever again. You fucking nigger.
>>155066467Samenic...
>>155066467Yeah, Africa is fucking retarded whiteboi's wives
>>155065967>SHARTkunaRAT trying to dodge King PiccoloGet yo sissy ass over here
GODLORDKINGEMPERORDEITYPARAGONkuna aura farmed all OVER your retarded ass.
>>155066472SAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155066409>BLACKED devilHe wouldn't last more than one minute...
>>155066457>Sukuna died to a wall level character>Yoru literally didn't die TO a wall ONLY because death was deadLol? So superhuman being vs normal girl.
>>155066472Pakistani
>>155066501>D-Do not cross m-me ever again!!!111
>>155066524>Yoru out of NOWHERE We're talking about Muzan little pup.
The next episode should be Composite Me (Earth) vs Composite You (Earth)
>intelligence is a useless st-THE WINNER IS: BRUCE BANNER.
>>155066421I didn't make the cut...
>>155066524Yoru was already deathless way before Death was gone.
Kenjaku? Orochimaru victim.
all i want it to smacky that iraqy. slap the jap.
>>155066540Ah forgive me, I thought we were talking about Yoru...Then yeah uh...Wall>sword
JJK is quite literally an onahole verse made to be used by all the actual strong guys to farm easy wins
BLACCCK HOOOLE BREAAKKK
>>155066551>I didn't make the cut...*hugs you*it's okay, friend
Shulk vs Lightning is never happening. No one even remembers Lightning anymore.
>>155066551Minasis...
>>155066238I don't remember Akame ga kill being all that strong to be honest What's Esdeath's answer to being thrown into space?
Banner >>>> anything from PakistanIndia
why am i there?!?
/dbg/ is no longer fun
>>155066557Pretty sure she only had some regeneration (which was overwhelmed by fucking Power poison). That is why she was crying for help after her regeneration clause got loopholed.
Kai vs tahu?
>>155066588I have no fucking idea about who Shulk is either
>Everyone's mind is completely broken because of ABOVECOMPOSITEGODnic the KINGOFKINGSBEYONDCHRISTWORSHIPPEDMORETHANANYGODANDLOVEDBYALLWHITEPEOPLEANDUNDEFEATEDhog
>>155066611>number of Asians iit increase>quality goes down even harderWeebs can't defend this
>>155066630Yeah no one cares unless it's CHADnic or one of his vassals.
>>155066611>/dbg/ is no longer funwe must be better jokers
>>155066628Tai vs Touhou?
>>155066594Just tank it?
>>155066628Who do you think G1 is gonna side with?I'm surprised Tahu getting the Vahi isn't treated as a big dealAs far as know, Kai has zero ways to counter it and it's range is too big to avoid
>Everyone's mind is completely broken because of ABOVECOMPOSITEGODnic the KINGOFKINGSBEYONDCHRISTWORSHIPPEDMORETHANANYGODANDLOVEDBYALLWHITEPEOPLEANDUNDEFEATEDhog>MOREPOWERFULANDWORSHIPPEDMORETHANGODnicJesus Christ? GAYnic tries to run away from the light of God so he can preserve his homosexuality, but the love of Christ is something he cannot escape no matter how fast he is. HOMOnic attempts to show Jesus his tight blue asshole but Jesus stops him and says, "This is not what I meant by 'turning the other cheek', my child." GAYnic's knees went weak, and he knelt before the Lord. Normally this is when he would start sucking cocks, but the homosexuality has left him completely in the presence of Jesus Christ. Jesus then took Sonic's hands in a non homosexual manner and guided him to prayer. Sonic started speaking on his own, unprompted."Our Father, which art in heaven,Hallowed be thy Name.Thy kingdom come.Thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread.And forgive us our trespasses,As we forgive them that trespass against us.And lead us not into temptation,But deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom,The power, and the glory,For ever and ever. Amen."Sonic wept. He never felt so much love and forgiveness. Jesus nodded at him, before leaving. His job was done. But he would see Sonic again on Sunday for Mass.K.O.!
YAHWEH vs allahYESHUA vs muhammad
>>155066630it's from xenoblades. you know that game with the sword TITS, the nintendo BOOBAS, the silly MILKERS, the dancing UPPA UPPAS
>>155066664>brownoid garbageYawn
>>155066659
>>155066594They have decent feats.
>>155066664>>brownoid garbageyey
>>155066594Isnt esdeath country level at least? That puts her on par with csm top tiers plus her time stop to even the speed
>>155066657I think that they will side with kai but the votes will be even
>>155066695>country levelNigga she was multicontinental. In the hundred of PETATONS range, she could literally snap the Oregon Sword like a twig and shove it up Makima's ass if she wanted to.
>>155066695Continent level actually
>>155066202>Ochaco Uraraka>AliensThis has to be the most humiliating defeat she can suffer.
I'm ready for Shadow to lose to Mewtwo a second time. Can't beat the mind hax.
>155066688Greenku is garbage
>>155066721
>>155066695>country level at least? That puts her on par with csm top tiers plusThere is no way you believe that CSM top tiers are country level, when they got almost killed by a kiloton range nuclear bomb.
>>155066651Can she fly or survive without oxygen?
>>155066713>>155066714I was low-balling her because i didnt remember that feat the only think that im not sure is her speed
>>155064197Mystique is unironically too evil for toga to deal with. She'd fucking become twice while disemboweling her.
I don't remember any of that from the Akame ga Kill anime...
>>155066657>>155066708G1 has been dealing in absolutes with their verdicts lately so I'm predicting it will be 15-0 for KaiThough I'm personally betting Tahu after the preview
>csm>country levelWait what? I still don't get why people will ultra clown you if you try to wank ratnic into being more than city block, but are okay (or atleast don't care), if people try to argue for country level CSM, did this place lost his backbone because shit like that wouldn't fly before krasura (or arguably even more after krasura).
Well just because Esdeath is around trillions of times stronger than Makima...
>>155066659Yep I remember this and I can confirm this both happened and is canon
Esdeath? Makima? Both of them job to the COCK.
>>155066740Im using death battle stats i personally think that the characters are glass cannons
>>155066794Esdeath would freeze your nuts off
>>155066794Esdeath killed Gray, she is part of the honored list of women that uphold the female win streak against men COCK LOST!
>>155066787Everything is AP with you guys
>>155066202I love how most of the Heroes can be easely killed by Giants.
>>155066780>JJKsissy is still sore over CSM being canonically OVERWHELMINGLY STRONGER than his puny city block level verse KWAB
The X-Men suck. To hell with all them Mutiefags.
RUN.
>>155066829MOOOOOOOOOODS! THIS IS RACISM OUTSIDE /b/!
>>155066837>>155066842HA HA HA HA!!!
>>155066842Mutigger lover
>>155066837Daikokuzan
I can't believe this is canon!
dawg
>>155066869Here I come San Frandiscoooooo!!!
Did Eggman kidnap entire ecosystems to populate Aquarium Park with fish? Did the park falling apart at the end of the game mean there are just sharks and jellyfish stranded out in space?
>>155066063Muzan can just infect sukuna with his blood. It's quite literally that simple.
>>155066837>Shitku
>>155066797Ah fair.
>unironically writing an SCP>Doing some research for a log about an accident involving the anomaly causing havock by moving fast >Powerscaler brain thinks that giving it 0.2C (0.2% Light speed) would be enough to keep it grounded while also causing the desired effect of wrecking stuff without nuking everything around >Turns out I was wrong, with it's measures the Entity would indeed Nuke the entire foundation facility by moving at such speeds >In fact the fastest it can go without instantly atomizing humans around it is Mach 8 according to a physics calculator Uh, you guys weren't joking with the way Powerscaling just ruins your perception of speed...
>>155066874>>155066714Denji could do thisDeku could do thisAsta could do this
>>155066905Muzan just gets repeatedly with a wave of Sukuna's hand. Sukuna is nothing special, but Muzan is even lower.
>>155066947Bitch no
>>155066828...May I see those country level AP feats?
>>155066780>did this place lost his backbone
>>155066951Muzan's Regen is so busted he would be immune to Sukuna's slashes.I'm not even joking here, he could take a nap inside Malevolent shrine without even noticing he is being attacked
Denking is country levelWe've been over thisDeath Battle confirmed itGet over it
>>155066946Scp-2845 is town level with even less speed than that anon
>>155066946Go to spacebattles if you want 99% of MU to be so restrictive about speed that JJK unironically has a constant edge in SPEED.
>>155066977N-NOOOOOOO THAT CAN'T BE!HE CAN'T BE THAT STRONG, THAT MEANS HE WOULD OBLITERATE MY SELF INSERT!
>>155066967Well, in that case.
>>155066977What about continent level
>>155066959BOOM!>B-b-b-b-BOOM!
>>155067002Yeah, if you give Mahoraga to Sukuna he wins 10 out of 10 times, nothing to complain here.
>>155066946>>In fact the fastest it can go without instantly atomizing humans around it is Mach 8 according to a physics calculator>Uh, you guys weren't joking with the way Powerscaling just ruins your perception of speed...the mind of a powerscaling would be an interesting topic on its own desu
>Sukuna gas to hide behind Mahoraga to winKEKYSHITTYPOOPLOOZA!
>>155066999FV TO THE FVCKING FVVVVVVVRRRRRRKKKKKKK THOSE DIGITS DO NOT FVARKING LIE
Whats crazy to me about Denji vs Yuji is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Denji doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Yuji.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Modulo Yuji, and so fast that Modulo Yuji literally CANNOT hurt him even in his Human form.He also has access to every single Devil that's ever existed across his history and has an infinite access to them thanks to Hell door spamming and Devil Pawns, so he can literally just spam Devil eating for blood forever and has literally infinite regeneration and concept erasure.He resists all of Yuji's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Yuji's attacks, he hard counters everything Yuji can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in range, and even then Denji was shown to have superior speed and enough reach that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Yuji can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Yuji gets utterly obliterated by Denji. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Denji would reach just as far, if not farther, than Yuji)All of this, btw, without once bringing in his high end stuff like the Universal AP from universal resetting, the Pochita eating a star devil, or even Pochita fighting all four horsemen and all weapon devils at once before the story began or eating parts of people to weaken them, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Denji to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Yuji is a fraud as far as being Denji's rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a runback just to get the taste of that awful Death Battle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
>>155067055*Squirts in your face*Kyuuu~
KEKYSHITTY!*brapppp bbbrbrbapapppp*>shits all over the floorSHITKEKAKRAPPOOPPYPAPALZOOOZAAAAAA
I have a question do you guys think sukuna could beat rex from dog nigga?
I hate it here...
How did two separate discourses about Muzan vs Sukuna and Esdeath vs Makima devolve into CSM vs JJK again
>>155067065Favorite character?
GORES and VORES your favorite verse and scats it out stinkily BRABABAPAPAPAPABABAPAPAP
>>155067107CSM and JJK are the Goku and Bejita of this generation. They are eternal rivals that never stop thinking about each other.
>>155067107>How did two separate discourses about Muzan vs Sukuna and Esdeath vs Makima devolve into CSM vs JJK againit's just one schizo samefaggingfeel f
>gets resistances to all of your hax because of a blood nobody read Yawwwwn. Why are you so weak?
Remember when people wanted Yuji with Sukuna to fight Naruto and Kurama?
Could your hero survive literal blackhole pussy?
https://youtu.be/vqnjdekXELs?si=TvnkSozcv3hhYpI-
>gas toSaar...
>>155067144My BWC was made for the sweet juices inside dark berries...
>>155067158Your cock isn't tanking a blackhole
>>155067141Also, people wanted Maki or Toji to fight Rock Lee. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>155067144Yeah, sure.
Fight back, John Wick. Fight back
>>155067178I think if Leon ever comes back to Death Battle, he should fight the MC from Dying Light.
>>155067178>ducking Solid Snake
>>155067109Maki Zen'in!
>>155067141Denji has better connections, better fight potential, and it's a closer fight. The people who wanted Planetary Naruto to fight city level Yuji are insane. JJKbros all have humiliation fetishes.
>>155067187https://youtu.be/a9YRTN7xlS4?si=EOoKucFGXVTCnz2h
>>155067178>Fleeing from Isaac Clark
>>155067177Post your hero tanking a blackhole and interacting with a woman romantically
>>155067144>said blackhole hasn't eat the earthFRAUDholeFRAUDssy
>>155067204I can't do either of those...
>>155067221She can control the strength and power of her blackhole pussy. This is canonically how her power works.
>>155067204I can't post him tanking a black hole but I know he can do it.I don't have him interacting with woman romantically but I know he did that at least once.
>>155067192It's called Faustian Will to Power, CSMbros will never get it, hence why Part 2 was a humiliation ritual from start to finish
>>155067233>woman>controlling her pussy
Okay, but seriously post your hero tanking Yujiro.
>>155067253I can't! Yujiro would rape them physically, mentally and metaphorically!
>>155067178>fleeing from LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
*cums in you*
I'm going to be vague with this but the winner is the most iconic fictional character of all time, he's also the fastest, the strongest, has a harem of every female to ever exist in reality and fiction, he has the best hax, and white straight normal people love him and he's a hedgehog.
>>155067266Yep, that's CHADku for you.
>>155066977>Den"king" gets his ass blitzed by a digital dead boy, and a sponge. Along with getting comedically overpowered by fucking sauronFuark...He is that weak with all of that wank?
>>155067272What a docile little prepping sissy, how heartwarming <3
>>155067010He is...Door level?
>>155067244Faust was a retard and you have a humiliation kink. You got beat by a small dog and are trying to fight lions to feel the thrill of getting stomped again.
>FAGrio and FAGoku NEVER EVER post feats or even anti-feats>they EXCLUSIVELY spam about their fetish and spam AI shit all dayWhy is that?
DnD matchups?>Dragons to some degree are embodiments of five of the seven deadly sins. They should not be used as run-of-the-mill encounters, but rather major NPCs/villains who the party interacts with in all pillars of the game (social, combat, survival).>Red dragons embody greed. They horde wealth, a trope that can be deconstructed as Shadowrun dragons do--investing their hoard in human businesses that are growing.>Blue dragons embody pride. They horde knowledge, and very much should be expected to involve themselves in the affairs of worthy men.>Green dragons embody envy. They're the smartest and craftiest of all, the backstabbing duplicitious jerks of dragonkind. Wise, intelligent, and expert in guile. But not leaders. If involved in the affairs of others, they keep several degrees of separation. For good reason--they're much weaker than reds or blues.>Black dragons embody wrath. They're not nearly as intelligent as the above three. They lack the guile of greens, the ambition of blues, or the vision of reds. What they have instead is cruelty. Blacks take joy in inflicting suffering, where their peers merely use it as a means to an end.>White dragons embody gluttony. They are the weakest and least intelligent dragons, and are not-quite feral but close to it. They view nearly all things as prey, and do not think much further on the subject.
>>155067266I'm going to be real and objective but it sounds like you're just describing a character that doesn't exist in any sort of capacity. Really, hedgehogs just aren't notable fictional characters, I think there's one that's this dimeless sub-4'0 sub-light irrelevant hedgehog character whose games all suck who bombed out of the console industry and whose fanbase comprises solely of autistic blacks and troons but no one with any sort of diginity would have someone as weak and pathetic as him as a hero!
>>155067294I'm playing WoW, tranny. Buzz off.
>>155067306>playing MMO full of troons>calls other people trannieswild.
>>155067313> full of troonsThat's where I practiced to post with you.
>>155067292>I'm a small dog and I'm proud! Having noble traits is...LE BAD!Name one instance in which a JJKfag RAN or FLED from a fight.
Post your hero tanking bullets now
>Have a healsissy in my raid>Gets uppity>Make a gay rape pasta>He starts moaning and wimpering like a fag and gets weirdly into it>Feel weirdly uncomfortable.Death battle for this feel?
Praying to God and living a virtuous life is what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place is pious from the bottom of the sea to the highest mountains. You can smell the faith.
>""""""chainscaling"""""""
>>155067298>white dragons are the weakest and least intelligent
>>155067325Arrogance and pride aren't noble, bitch.
>>155067336
>>155067338They're the hispanics of DnD.
>>155067338Yup yup. Green bros, we are fucking schoolars!
>>155067325In the goodwill event inumaki,megumi and noritoshi fled from hanami. Hanami also flees in that arc. Mahito flees in multiple arcs. Sukuna fled from yuji after punching him in the gut in the culling games.
>RedWhite>Blue Asian>GreenArabs/Jews>BlackNiggers (Obviously)>WhiteSpicsNext.
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Chainsaw Man was inspired by Fujimoto learning about Mongolian Sewer Kids who spend their entire lives rummaging and sleeping with no higher aspirations, and from there you can really understand the difference in the CSMfag and the JJKfag's mentality
Black trans lesbian here.What's a good matchup for me?
>>155067363Gojo vs kakashi!
>>155066779 I can sew it boil down to these questions >Does Tahu have a way to kill Kai?He can poison, suffocate, plasma engulf, etc assuming he has all 42 kraata powersKai is still human (well as human as you can get for LEGO minifigs) and is vulnerable to human weaknesses>Does Tahu have any means to execute those win cons reliably?Stasis fields, sleep casting, and slowing from the Makuta pool of powers The Vahi is given and while it does put a strain on Tahu, he's not gonna use it unless he's guaranteed a winIf it was useless he wouldn't have successfully used it to stop the Bahrag to begin with>Does Tahu have means to last long enough to execute those win cons?Quick healing, Hau forcefield, phasing, and "dodge"The first one is honestly a non factor personally, Kai just needs to hit Tahu once to be honest But that brings up this point, Kai can't kill Tahu from a rangeHis ranged options are fire based which Tahu can manipulate and his force field is also made of fire so its not gonna be useful for this fightHe needs to get in close which puts him point blank for Tahu to shut down Kai's speed (or in the Vahi's case, close enough to execute a win)Basically I can see the factors be>Power>Speed>Versatility And the last one retroactively makes speed a point for TahuBut then again I still think Kai's gonna win because of biggatons and will win via a stealth kill
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>>155065978>Superman catches it.>Superman: Hmm, someone could poke a eye out with this thing.
>>155066202No
>>155066632>tdlr>Flash: So long fraudnic
>>155066721What if Shadow makes him self immune via super speed mental control
>>155066996>Go to spacebattles if you want 99% of MU to be so restrictive about speed that JJK unironically has a constant edge in SPEED.And they're unironically correct. If you're Mach 2-3 (and I mean ACTUALLY Mach 2-3, not headcanon scaling that's inconsistent with the narrative), then you're unironically already faster than 95% of fiction because at those speeds you're unironically moving faster than a jet on foot
>>155066946Your SCP doesn't have to follow the laws of physics. Infact, them moving at 0.2% the speed of light could be a part of what makes them terrifying, because not only are they moving THAT fast, they're also DEFYING or WARPING the physics around them to avoid the laws of reality. That imo would make your SCP more horrifying, especially if your redacted files show the scientists slowly realizing this. Imagine the terror if the scientists thought your SCP was just a speedster at first, then upon further investigation, they realized that it's instead an unconscious reality warper that is warping reality itself to move at incomprehensive speeds. Or maybe it IS conscious of it's reality warping ability and it's holding back, which would imply that the SCP is toying with the foundation
