>superhero parody>Spider-Man parody shoots webs from his butt
>>155094605I did not just catch you disrespecting the Brown Widow
>>155094605>Superhero parody>Super-man analogue only uses violence and never the brain.
>>155094691no he shoots it from a hole above his butt
>>155094605>>155094691Ever watch Spider-Babe? Guess where she shoots webs from.
>>155094605>superhero parody>aquaman is lame and the butt of all jokes by default
>>155094869how is that a parody
>superhero parody>"lol remember how the Human Torch is always brooding on rooftops at night?"No?
>>155094787>superhero parody>superman parody is an overlybuff smiling self centered jerkass who only does heroics for fame>bonus points he's a fraud despite still having powers.
>>155094605>Superhero Parody>The Thing parody has mental problems
>>155094936Good old Ned
>silver age dialogue and framing devices because the writers grew up with them, that haven't been relevant since those timesWe need parody of the modern comic.
>>155094605>Batman is gayReally this is the oldest of all of them
>>155095113>Superhero parody>Women caracter is right
>>155095113A parody? Of the modern comic? Your comic? My comic? Bendis's comic? His comic?
>>155094902That's Dirt Nasty, anon.
>>155094691I'M RUSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Superhero parody>Batman parody is gay
>>155094605>What kinda power is talking to fish lmao
>>155095113>Modern comic>worst than the superhero parody
>>155095162>woman character is strong but trying to make her stoic just makes her boring
>>155094605>Spider-Manlul
>>155094605Just be glad The Boys ended before they got around to a Spider-Man parody who can only shoot web from his dick, but only during climax.>Is he strong? Listen, son, he's got radioactive cum.>Watch him swing from a thread, coming out of his dickhead,>Hey, there. There goes the Arachno-Guy.
>>155095426In retrospect, this is stupid.
>>155095581Personally I think it was at the time, too. The whole argument boils down to him calling himself Invincible and not Invincible-Man. If that's the high bar of creativity he should have just kept his mouth shut.>"And I know a guy who is a robot who just calls himself Robot and not Robot-Man, thank god."
>>155095535Actually that was a character. His name is Webweaver and he’s a zoomer heroin addict who poops webs whenever he gets scared, He didn’t seem quite as evil as other supes, just depressed Homelander ripped him in half
>>155095798Why even do this? Is this supposed be the character's thoughts or is writer huffing his own farts thinking he's making some smart deconstructional commentary?
>>155094605Timmy in Abra-Catastrophe does that when he dreams he is Spider-Man.
>>155095837Doesn't matter what his intentions are because only the latter makes sense
>>155095798>black manWow lol
I just suddenly remembered spider-heinie from the mask animated series
>>155095837It's Kirkman. It's always the latter.
>Batman and Robin parody>They're gay lovers
>>155094605>Superhero Parody>"why dont you just give money to poor people?"
>thread about super hero parodies>you can tell anons here only seen the same 1 parody of a superhero
>>155096666Kirk-Man? HOW UNCREATIVE CAN YOU GET!?!
>>155095798lol comic books and superheroes are stupid, amirite?>t. comic book writer, in a superhero story, for superhero comic books fans
>>155100925It's done IRONICALLY. Someone as plebeian as yourself simply wouldn't understand.
>>155095182
>>155095113I guess Gumball did a pretty good job at something more modern https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1KDWdBEnEs
>>155095798This is just the writer sucking himself off twice.Spiderman is a dumbass name for the same reason any other '-man' name is, sure.But it's clear on a comic page you wanna market and it doesn't confuse any details about his powers or his gimmick.Also>Invincible isn't actually invincible anyway
>>155094902Superhero movie was hilarious
>>155101114Uhh actually my post was clearly ironical, so I won>>155101141MEN GONNA FREAK
>>155094605Petra Parker is probably the best alt-universe take on spiderman in the past half decade and it isn't even a Marvel creation, shit just spawned out of the ether because the amount of shit that actually changes when NYC isn't taken for granted as Spidermans unconditional ally is actually crazy. This is a character that actually would resonate with Goblin and fight him regardless for the greater good. The Symbiote would truly make her life better and she'd have to abandon it still. The Clone Saga would actually be a nightmare thats far more important to Petras character development than it would be to Peter.I do hope more dedicated spiderman fans play with the concept some more and not just the mcu drones
>>155102395Interestingly Kingpin doesn’t have any issues with the trans community since he sees them as paying customers
>Mark saying Spider-Man is a dumb name>his father whom he respected deeply before being betrayed went by OmniManGlasshouses, Mark.
>>155103597Kingpin could mark up HRT on the black market like 100% and it still would be cheaper and more convienent than the legal option
>>155102395>Trans Spider-Man is the best >because only Trans people can suffer like Peter Parker doesThe fuck is this tripe?
>thread deleted so xir infests the parody threadlol
>>155094869That's what Aquaman will always be. The "gritty badass" versions cannot change the fact Aquaman is a lame and corny bitch.
>>155095798Mark, you are literally a lamer Kick-Ass with a bigger power level. Fuck off.
>>155103667He canonically does
>>155103687I'm just saying a caucasoid monkey man wasn't the greatest choice to portray someone going through hard times in new york city
>>155102395Transgenderism is class warfare on the poor, it’s the perfect example of corporatism at its finest
>>155095087boom boom
>>155104209yeah the vial that costs 60 bucks for a years supply online is the problem and not the healthcare industry charging you 400 dollars for a tenth of that or 9000 dollars for an ambulance ride
>tranny takes the bait by trying to be racist against poor white men in New YorkHoly shit, lmao
>>155104240Who’s ever heard of marketers taking advantage of people’s insecurities to sell them shit right? You trannies are so unique no one can ever understand the idea of someone being more than what they appear to be. You have to tell children that they’re wrong if they feel uncertain and hinder their growth to make YOU feel better right? Don’t simply let them grow up and judge their life when they’re old enough to right? Trap them with medication for life because you think cutting your dick off is what makes a woman
>>155094605>>155094787>superhero parody>joke is only "this character doesn't have powers">batman still portrayed as cool
>>155104283Crazy thing that people can type shit and not a single sentence is their own. Yeah you're retarded and don't understand any ideas, let alone your unquestioning penguing march towards death mountain. fucking idiot you are.
>>155104501Anon... >>155094605>superhero parody>the character was bitten by something lame
>>155094605>sidekicks are...le gay
>>155103786This is outrageous
>>155105357then what you do with lois and jimmy is an abomination
>Superhero parody>Female ask "why female caracters need to say they are girls in the name"
>>155094605But butts are FUNNY!
>>155094866I'm in suspense
>>155106215Brave and the Bold is the rare exception to the rule. He's peak. Shame he can't be done again.
>>155094869>one of the most popular cartoons has an Aquaman parody in it>he's only a joke because he's old
>>155107844Old Peole + Aquaman + 70's Batman
>>155102395>can’t make his own threads anymore >starts spamming his fetish shit in random threadNeck yourself, faggot. You will never be a woman.
>>155102395I legitimately want to draw Spider-Troon hanging from his own webbing spun into a noose because of you.
>>155108215"want to" "I should" "I outta" "I may"
>>155108215I dont think you wanna do anything
>>155108324I have two collage commissions to get through, and have started an Eda Clawthorne sketch. I have more important work to do than provide even spite art to the Spider-Tranny pool.
>>155108397Yeah thats what I said, "I dont actually wanna draw that, I'm just butthurt"
>>155108412Keep the thread alive, shitass.
>Superhero Parody Tread is created>Peter Parker trans fan shows up
>>155108215Use this, from House of M. Before doing it draw him saying "Mutant and trans lives matter!"#notmySpidey
>>155108673why did they draw him to look bricked up
>>155108666>even satan is noticing
>>155108666I'm convinced half of the Spider-Man fans are just shitposters trolling actual fans that self insert as Peter and can't enjoy anything. Two billion dollar grossing movie? Don't care. People on the internet are saying Peter is washed and will be replaced. Surely this time it will happen.
>>155094936that was a good episode though
>>155108666Before he did this he was spamming scat fetish shit.
>>155108873Why'd you draw it like there's supposed to be porn captions off to the side
>>155108714>half of the Spider-Man fans are just shitpostersNot really. More like, the fandom is divided into the positive and the most critical or negative side. Things like self inserting and whatever are okay as long as you're not a prick, as long as you're positive. Some people hate the other side so much (because nerds are toxic and bad lol, laugh at them) that they enjoy trolling and annoying them. One of, or maybe the only real /co/ Paulschizo admitted that he hated spiderfags and spamming his shit made him happy. Go to r/marvelcirclejerk, they even use the funny Marvel Zombies page. Oh man post anything there against 616 Peter or his fans and you get automatic attention. Even the editors and writers will behave like them. Spider-Man fans... well then they certainly are self hating retards
>>155094605>superhero parody>it's a joke about spandex>>155108887>>155108873>anon's original plan was writing a disgusting suicidal porn caption, giving trannies and chasers a suicide fetishthat's despicable, wow
>>155108968I wasn't going to devote more time than I had to. Every collage in my docket is 5-6 drawings, full color, and shading. One is a de facto comic for a very good client.Don't have time to piss out more than what you got.
>>155105357They are figuratively speaking, whats SUPER about a hero if he always has some little shit helping him everytime?
>>155108968not opening photoshop for this but I figure i should add onto my art
>>155094605Shouldn't organic webs comes out of this abdomen?
>>155109553bro is the spider specialist
>>155094605So? Spideytards are obsessed with it to this day. Go tell one that organic webs is better than mechanical webs and the first thing he'll say is that it doesn't make sense because then he'd have to shoot the web out his ass.
>>155094605Dennis is getting older...
>>155108968>giving trannies and chasers a suicide fetish
>>155112257Glenn and the rest of the cast are almost 50, but him and Rob are still in fantastic shape. Same for Kaitlin Olsen
>>155113110Oh boy...
>>155094605They would/should not be coming out his wrists if they're organic.
>>155109450This is the most evil thing I've seen this week, congratulations. It's not even parody, this is on the same level of the genuine edits I've already seen
>>1550961922000s were a better time, the things we joked about then would get us crucified now
>>155094869Namorbros we won
>>155094605>Superhero parody>Superman and Batman are gay for each other
I'm gonna explain this one more timethis is a crab. It has the same kind of tail as a lobster (or any insect or arachnid or whatever), that's the abdomen. it has the guts in it. in spiders, it has the web-spinnersWe don't normally see it, because crabs uniquely curl it up under their chests. This is also how vertebrates work. we have our guts curled up, pressed up under our undersides.. so the logical place for us to shoot webs is the navel.
>>155117662>so the logical place for us to shoot webs is the navel.Hey like in the Venture Bros movie
What are some good parody super heroes
>>155107844Spongebob's creator went into marine biology because he loved Aquaman and even got the artist who drew Aquaman stories in Adventure Comics to work on Spongebob comics.
>>155095178THE DREAMS I BURIEDWITH ROBOT FINGERSTHEY LINGER
>>155118026hm I don't recall any navel webs there
>>155119012https://youtube.com/watch?v=FTiEiAZaJO0
>>155119246oh right! not REAL webs, but thematically appropriately-placed ones
>>155118510the shared ones.
>>155117662That is a female Chesapeake blue crab. The abdomen is wider to hold the eggs.
spiders scare me...
>>155094605>superhero parody
>not a superhero parody>characters are shown to have wild powers and abilities that allow them to perform amazing feats and survive impossible odds>edgy writer shows up "nah, that's gay. My character Gun Shooter kills them all because guns are realistic and powers are gay"
>>155124259Rick and Morty season 3 episode 4
>>155122198pussy
>>155095178This is one of the most bizarre deep cuts they ever did. The actor who played one of the Von Trapp kids in The Sound of Music went on to play Spider-Man.
>>155125085Even the writers ended up hating that one
>>155094605>guy throws stuff as a powergay>guy throws stuff as a power and rapes womenbadass and mature
>>155126613I hope they did, shit was miserable
>>155094605...parody?
>>155095837Its Kirkman he is always huffing his farts
>>155095170Bendis? The Comic Writer? His Dialogue? My Dialogue?, Modern Comics? Bendis?
>>155094876>>155107836Why are you lying to yourself? Super friends is the only time Aquaman has ever been a loser
>>155109450Blue board anon.
>>155109553
>>155113138Not really, Rob had a shitload of plastic surgery.Yeah Dee is still in good shape, thankfully.
>>155128957...superhero?
>>155134437second floor basement?
>>155132721Hasn't Dee gone under the knife as well? Husband & Wife both made it big and fell for the meme
>>155094605>Blue Collar TV
>>155094787That’s just every Superman adaptation ever
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR POOPERMAN!
