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Here for Carol>>155095963Pro jobbing!
>>155095970>The people are in charge>And just nuked the worldCan the real fury come and kill his half bastard
>>155095880Why the fuck would Namor try to stop that guy instead of helping him?
>>155096024Sue promised to send nudes.
>>155095932>>155095970So how retarded must Bucky be to not consider, not even for a fraction of a second, that if USA has a stash of hidden nukes, then there's a solid chance the same goes for Russia or any other country with nukes? Complete and total mental retardation on his part
>>155095965Thighs
>>155095877Why is Logan on the team?
And here I thought OWUD was a shitty nothingburger of an event...
>>155095877>Is this mutie for real with this shit?
>>155095880I'm a little lost because I skipped the rest of that Miles crossover after the first issue was wanky dogshit. Did it really go>Miles finds the origin boxes>Decides to take them home with him for some reason>Then he decided to hide them in his room>And he never tells anyone, even after he lost them all to SpotIs that accurate? Is Miles actually this retarded?
>>155095939Wait so Miles told Tony but didn't give them to anyone for safe keeping? And Tony didn't bother to follow up on it until now?Why is everyone acting so retarded?
>>155096167After the nth time, Namor should know it's nudes of her being invisible. (Or so he thinks. It's actually nudes of Reed being invisible)
Okay so the reason they're not revealing what Colton's powers are is because the twist is that he somehow got Marvelman/Miracleman's powers from the origin box right?
>>155096227marvel has deemed he has to maintain his oversaturation trope
Total heroes in crisis level garbage
>>155095970>>155096202>>155095865>in which marvel thinks selling comics about heroes keeping nukes around is a good idea>in which marvel makes a villain out of someone who wants to get rid of nukes>in which marvel forgets that xavier said he wouldn't allow this nuclear war shit>>155095909>a child when the soviet union diedthat doesn't happen in someone's 40s
>>155096926scuse me>a child when soviet union fell>WHITE HAIRthat doesn't happen in someone's 40s
>>155096937It does happen. But he could be in his fifties.
>>155095917>literally does the Superman 4 thingIf we get some weird nuke sun villain from this...
>>155095970>Ukraine was convinced to give up its nukes for assurances from both the US and Russia, at least, of its national integrity>anyway, then all that shit happened within a generationIn case you need a reminder why every single country not part of anyone's mutual defense umbrella with a nuclear power in it has always been desperate for them. If Ukraine had nukes, there's no way anything that's happened to it in the last 20 years would've happened to it. Hell, if Iran ACTUALLY had nukes? You think even dumbshits like those fucking with them now for brownie points would be doing that? For the rest of the world, those without nukes? That's an object lesson no one who wants to avoid nuclear proliferation has done anything to address.
>>155095867bump
>>155095909What will they do to Ross?
>>155095970Guess Xavier's global psychic block didn't work then.
>>155095914SOVL.
>>155095924>Muh slippery slopeAw come on. Nobody use those nukes anyway.
>>155095939What the fuck?
>>155095963CarolKWAB!
Where are the Sentry, Blue Marvel or Beta Ray Bill? Colton is a bitch.
>>155097052I mean, there still hasn't really been. And, obviously, there's not going to be here either.
>>155095938Ever since the Miracleman rumors came out, I notice that this page looks strikingly similar to Gargunza's death
>>155097075>Sentrydead and replaced by a cripple nobody wants to use>Blue Marveltoo busy plapping Galactus' mom at the bottom of the ocean I guess>Beta Ray Billtoo much of a jobber to matterIf we're being honest I don't see why Colton is being treated as such a big deal. Either Sue, Ben, Namor or Vision should at least be capable of holding their own against him 1v1, if not beating him outright, let alone as a team. Not Danvers though, Danvers' a bitch.
>>155095890So Johnny still has the moustache here?So this takes place before the events of the most recent FF issue?
>>155096854No, that's Leech shit he got from a Discord rando's speculation that had no reasoning behind it.
>>155095970It just seems like Russia is going for America and nowhere else
>>155097075I think Bill will go into space at the end of Queen in black so won't be back on Earth at this point
>>155095867Are we seriously relitigating Superman IV: The Quest For Peace?
>>155097478Sentry is back tho.
>>155097478>>Blue Marvel>too busy plapping Galactus' mom at the bottom of the ocean I guessUnderstandable. He's excused.
>>155097675The latest Sentry series was set in the past. Lindy's been dead for ages and so was Watchdog.
>>155097478Bob's back, but his dog died and now he has a new one
>>155095909Lmao, the Soviet Union collapsed because their economy was shit. This man live in a dream world.
>>155097701His dog has been dead and replaced by a robot for a long while. So is his wife.>>155097698
>>155095932>>155095938Not sure what Wolverine's plan was in case things went south with Colton since even the heavy hitters were getting bitched out by him. I'm not even sure why he thought he'd have any pull with Colton even if he was the dumbass that opened the box and gave him the powers in the first place.>>155096202Frankly, if Colton can trivialize Earth's strongest heroes, I can see him zipping around and junking some nukes. They kind of did a bad job conveying that its a job above his pay grade when they showed how easily Colton can neutralize everybody else.>>155096227Keeping up with the "Wolverine has to be here for... reasons." Mandate that's been in place since the 90s.>>155097052Fucking retarded. If it was that easy, why didn't he stop those governments from making sentinels and other measures from constantly ass raping mutants?
CHADulk would have stopped Colton easily.
>>155098088Hulk regularly struggles with Ross and Colton bitched amped-up Ross, so lol
>>155097052He did that by targeting the chain of command. Since he lost access to cerebro and later fucked off to space, if any of the people he worked on were replaced, the whole failsafe could be compromised.
>>155095909>Wait a minute, he's the RED Hulk???>I've got the funniest idea.Relieve Chip Zdarsky of his position. Immediately.
>>155095971So, somebody dies in next issue. Maybe a sacrifice to stop the nules.Would be the funniest thing if Sentry came back just to be blown again.
>>155096202Especially since he was captured by the Russia's Secret Weapons program... like it's the whole damn reason he has a red star on his robot arm and was called the "Winter Soldier"
>le nukes badNukes are based, and I'm tired of pretending they are not. They gave us anime and shit.Fully agree with Colton taking away the big machine from Tony, though. He'd have done something shifty.
>>155096021would make sense if they revealed Fury Jr is dead and was replaced with Ultimate Fury
>>155099262Bucky, Sam or Vision are my picks
>>155099581>I'm tried of pretending I'm not retardedHope you get nuked some day
>>155099262>>155099846I used to think Vision is the most probable death, but that was before the Vision Quest trailer and before this issue where Bucky started being plot-relevant. Also I realized that Vision will be appearing in the Infernal Hulk War event, so like everyone else aside from Bucky and Sam he has scheduled appearances post-Armageddon. Now I think this is going to be Bucky trying to redeem his fuck-up Colton and nukes somehow. Sam has been a near-non-presence in the book so it would be weird for him to get killed off all of a sudden.
>>155095963HIT THAT BITCH AGAIN
>>155099262Wish it would be Carol...
>>155099990>Also I realized that Vision will be appearing in the Infernal Hulk War eventEverything about that event is pointing at it taking place before Armageddon though
>>155095970Russia has proven on multiple occasions that they have no interest in causing WWIII
>>155100195how the fuck would that even work
>>155100208They invaded a European NATO-allied country like 3 years ago and are still at war with them
>>155100373>marvel>editorschoose one
>>155095970>Black black panther fucking lame
>>155098185Green Scar easily gaped Rulk. He smokes JOBlton.
>>155101760Green Scar has been powercrept by later Hulk alters and Ross was juiced up on experimental gamma when Colton folded him. Cap commented that boosted Ross hit him harder than anyone before and he blocked hits from Immortal Hulk and All-Father Thor. Hulk ain't smoking shit.
>>155095867boop
>>155095914David Colton is pretty fuckin based ngnl
>>155095970>Colton was rightlol
>>155095914>>155095917>>155095924what even is his power fromAlso weird that they haven't called Sentry yet or Hyperino when he's around larping as a truck driver
>>155103267I think everyone at Marvel forgot were Hickmans Hyperion was, so they just stopped using him.Sentry is just in a continuity mess since the recent Jenkins run didn't address any of the non-Jenkins Sentry stories
>>155103267Colton has powers of Sentry from 6160, without being retarded since he's a vet. He would stick Hyperion's head into Sentry's ass.
>>155103335was Hyperion nerfed? I remember him being a beast
>>155103396He is a beast, but he's not on Sentry's level
>>155103335>Colton has powers of Sentry from 6160We don't know that for a fact. It's highly possible since he was said in and out of the universe to be as strong as Sentry, but it's still unclear if that's who his powers originally belonged to.What makes me skeptical about this is that Colton seems to be a pure flying brick with no energy blasts or eye beams that the likes of Sentry, Hyperion, Blue Marvel or any other Marvel Supermen have.
>>155103335Do the Sentry powers stack on the super soldier ones? Is he a super sentry?
>>155103335>Colton has powers of Sentry from 6160They haven't outright said this yet, and no one in-universe has gone "this guy is like the Sentry"; even Reed says something is "off about it" on this page >>155095939, which would kinda imply it isn't something Reed is familiar with or it's altered from what he knows.The Sentry origin feels too obvious
>>155103453You are right, we are guessing. I'd guess that Colton is just not smart enough to understand he is manipulating reality, just like Plutonian.
>>155103465>and no one in-universe has gone "this guy is like the Sentry"Danvers did back in issue two
>>155103533Fair enough, my mistake
>>155103454I wonder too if having the Super Soldier Serum + Sentry powers made him giga sentry
Who could possibly be interested in this garbage?!
>>155103662>Giga Sentry
>>155103764Not enough Spidermans for you?
>>155095914KINO panel.. Hope he doesn't get depowered
>>155095938Damn, did he really have to do him like that.Could have thrown him to the other side of the planet
>>155103267>>155103335>>155103453I mean, some people don't trust Leech rumor, but I think he has MiracleMan's powers right? At least least that's the most likely endgame at this point considering Colton is nowhere to be seen in the new Avengers lineup. Also he has yet to show any energy-based powers but he still technically have Hyperion's powers.
>>155103862Okay, so what are Marvelman's powers?What makes him different from the Sentry or Hyperion?
>>155103875you would be immensely surprised, but he's just another fucking flying brick
>>155103800Spider Man comics are garbage too, what kind of "gotcha" did you think you were pulling?
>>155095965Compared to the last two -busters from a few months ago, one that is essentially just Hulkbuster even if it might have a different armor underneath seems underwhelming.How else are you going to get your ass kicked in style?
Thor would GAPE AND RAPE Colton.
>>155105799>Jobhor who gets regularly raped by assorted Hulks, Hyperions and Sentrylol lmao dream on
>>155105823>KEKtry COPEYup.
>>155105839Carol's punching bag shouldn't be speaking
>>155095914FVARKKK SO MUCH AURA
>>155105799>ThorMarvel's most prolific jobber is lucky he is currently dead, cause otherwise he'd be the one Colton trashed back in issue 1
>>155095939I think we're being set up for a Gotcha; I think Tony hasn't left the What If machine since the start of the issue. We're merely seeing what's going to happen if the current trajectory is followed.
>>155103800Comics need a balance between interesting character conflict and goofy action adventure conflict. This has neither. "Is Superman right to unilaterally try to disarm every nuclear power in the world" is a dumb conflict for Marvel because we KNOW it can't go anywhere.The other aspect of "supers trying fix the world like this is The Authority" and also "the world trying to fight back like this The Authority" is also stupid, because one, they tried this before and it fucking sucked, two it didn't last long then either, and three, see the first point about knowing this can't go anywhere.You're not even getting interesting character conflict because one side is talking like they know this is a comic and thus this won't work and the otherside is going "that's stupid, we should be trying something" like actual people, even though, once again, the writers and readers know that can't go anywhere. It's like the Incursions, a ludicrously huge level of conflict that by it's own nature can't have any real stakes because it's too stupid to last.
JobberCarol bump
they should give the united states a superhero team of government suckups all wearing red white and blue like how the winter guard's been for a while noweven the playing field, get todd ziller on there, i demand it
>>155108738that's what Squadron Supreme (Aaron's version) was supposed to be, but they all ended up going AWOL
>>155100208>>155100435Russia will try to fuck with anyone weaker than themIts not for territorial gains but to keep country focusedImagine owning a car that might die on you if you dont do particular number of miles in a particular span of time Thats russia,without a goal like conquest to get its old territory back it will start falling apartYou ever notice how leaders who rule during war time get re elected ?
>>155095970>mad lad actually invaded Poland like I asked him toBased. That should keep Paulfaggots shut the fuck up.
>>155096957not entirely white all over, no the fuck it doesn't
>>155107079So the Avengers' first foe are angels?
>seething at CHADhor
>>155106167I think you're on to something. We'll know for sure when heroes start dying en masse.
>>155106167Makes sense, the whole "The Future Is Iron" teaser could be what Tony saw that would lead to the least amount of deaths
>>155095924laying on the miracleman references quite heavily here
I feel like this is all a recycled storyline that was meant for Marvel/Miracleman.
