QUALITY designs editionQOTT: are there any character design headcanons you enjoy or dislike seeing in fanart? Height, weight, hairstyle, clothing, boob/bulge size, something else altogether, you name it.Previous dream bubble >>155088790
I bought a struggling toy factory just to guarantee that every orphan in the city gets their absolute dream Christmas present completely free of charge and this is my ship.
>>155101443All the troll women being sexy as fuck and conventionally attractive.
>>155101473Orphans deserve to suffer for being lower class scum and so do these two
>>155101443I like when jade is the tallest. I really really hate when any of the boys are drawn taller than her. Feels wrong. I also love when she has a tan, definently not projecting onto her or anything.
>>155101443i've never been a fan of the super buff bro headcanons, which seems like a pretty unpopular opinion these days
>>155101443I like it when Nepeta is drawn with a cleft lip
>>155101518>lower class scumand it's Dave Strider, the most powerful character in the verse, the fastest character in the verse, the richest character in the verse, the most popular character in the verse, the hottest character in the verse, the most ethical character in the verse, the most sought after character in the verse, the most well written character in the verse, the most respected character in the verse, the most iconic character in the verse, the most charismatic character in the verse, the character with the most aura in the verse, the character with the best portrayal in the verse, fuck you faggot.
>>155101574>cleft lip nepetawtf I like it
>>155101574unrelated but holy shit the fucked tavros's shit up
Kankri time.
>>155101443I really like Tavros and Rufioh with septum piercings. It's a nice little detail that goes well with the whole bull guy thing these two have going on
>>155101669I loved it a lot back in the day and it heavily influenced my decision to give Mysero one lol
>>155102122Crop him out.
>>155102122Cronus erotic
>>155102122keep him in
I wish you were allowed to ship Kanaya with others without getting accused of hating lesbians
>>155101985Cute Cat.
>>155102259Their loss if they can't enjoy her giving Karkat a nursing handjob.
>>155102259Is she really the mom friend if she doesn't mommy every troll?
>>155102259i hate lesbians and i ship kanaya with others
>>155102288Homestuck: Beyond Based.
>>155101644>Dave>most auraKEKYPOW!
>>155102313sounds like an album sequel lmao
Kanaya should cosplay Dolorosa for Karkat.
>>155101985
Gay Dave would've been so much more fun to read if he told Dirk to shut the fuck up on that roof.
>>155101644Did we read the same webcomic or did you hallucinate your own version of it?
>>155101985I too like Hester.
>>155102424what troll is this from, she's cute
>>155102442The first one in this.https://mspfa.com/?s=62262&p=1Its less than 90 pages long and its complete basically. Haven't been other entries to the anthology yet.
>>155102259Just ship her with guys in pale and ashen quadrants, twittards can't touch you there
>>155102259You can't hate a category of person that doesn't exist in real life
You are like little babies. My ships are unknowable. Uncorrupted. Unpopular.
why are people that pressed over a fictional character liking a gender they dont like in canon. a cartoon. like nobody is bitching about john being shipped with karkat or dave or dirk or any other fag deispite john never being one, but dirk and kanaya get all bitching and whining. it honestly feels pretty perfomative at this point.
scratch that, why are people so fucking whiny and entitled to fictional people anyway. like why does it matter if some rando likes dirk roxy with zero followers and ships it in their ao3 account. like why do you even give a shit.
>>155102483Read it. It's nice, I would donate an arm and a leg to Hester to be able to sniff her panties
>>155102773I don't talk about it on /hsg/ because I'm self-aware enough to recognize bringing sexuality discussion to shipping fictional children is fucking retarded but I actually am incapable of enjoying John and Jane with the same sex as much as I dislike Dirk and Kanaya with the opposite sex, at least when the relationships in question are of romantic nature.
>>155102879I understand, Anon. She was my findom awakening too.
>>155102773there aint no one shipping dirknaya unironically, they dont even talk to eachother
>>155102424imagine the smell
>>155102897I don't know who this is, I don't care to read whatever shitty fanadventure she came from, would breed her though.
>>155103033So mean and for what.
>>155103049For the purposes of establishing a purely sexual interest in this slut.
>>155103033>would breed her thoughsame
>>155103103personally, I'd sneed her
I'd have an extremely pathetic parasocial relationship with Hester and donate to her hundreds of simpbucks.
>>155103135Personally, I'd use her throat as a permanent home for my erection while her phone blows up with each donation.
>>155103135the hole in her horns would make for a nice hornjob me thinks
>>155103199Anon I think that'd flay your cock.
>>155103135is this a loli? please say yes.
>>155103237>flay your cockunnffff
I WENT GOOD IN THE LAST PART I FUCKIJG DID THE TSHIRT HSG. I FUCKING FINISHED THE BASICS OF SEWINF. now....there is the second part that it will be another 2 weeks...ough set me free...
>>155103271>Uses 13 year old sprites>Lives on AlterniaThe contrary would be far more shocking desu
Do I even need to say it?
really funny and epic women problems post incoming
they should invent a kind of drawfag that is a lolicon
>>155103049those are some massive bows
>>155103398the hottest kind
i love authors having fun playing script codes using the mspfa capacities. this is so fucking cool. already on my top 10 mspfas.>>155102483its kino. simply kino.
>>155101443More like homosuck
>>155103391we have plenty here
>>155103398I think it's cute. Makes her look spoiled and bratty.
>>155103387do i need to bulge your stomach again little boy?
>>155103420>spoiled and brattybest part. imagine her chomping on your cock when she gets upset
>>155103439that hurts
>>155103419can one draw hester please. i need it on a physiological level. my life is in your hands drawfags
>call the bronzie a shitbloodaoouuuuugh i feel so disrespected and vulnerably horny she is perfect.
>>155101520Lol okay black tranny self-inserter
>>155103474I feel like I've seen aforementioned shitblood posted here a couple of times.
>raceplay and findom in one 86 page mspfa
>>155103506this is the first time i see her. so cuuute. i imagined her being smaller tho.
>>155103534I really like her - v- face
>>155103472give me a day. unfortunately i am a WAGEKEK and forced to participate as a working member of society…
>>155103554love you nonny. i will be checking in regularly
Forcing a highblood and lowblood who racially hate each other to make out on my cock.
>>155103649MUTUAL MOLESTATION NOOOOW
Who's the blueblood?
>>155103737...the one in the right right?
>>155103746no fuck i mean left the left!!!
>>155103746To our left. She's on the author's toyhouse with Hester and Llecne but I can't find any comic featuring her.
>>155103776where is petpeta socmedia again? does they have blog?
>>155103798Dogjokesdaily on xitter.
>>155103825sankyu domo arigatou!
>>155103776built for BHC
hmmm cool tactical peta.
Hiii HSG. Hope you are all well today.
>>155102122>and cronusodd lineup
Troll women are for human dick and troll men are for human pussy.
>>155103864its really fucking funny how actual leftists are the most pro gun people on the planet and none of them live in the united states
What if we solved hemospectrum casteism by instituting a species-based casteism with trolls at the bottom?
I want to draw. i have 4 days free. i wanna draw....
>>155103888This is a very good rose. Kudos to whoever drew this. Love it. More people need to draw semi sprite mode.
>>155103892what does that have to do with the drawing
>>155103915But I want to be terrorized by a purple findomme?
>>155103877you are improving so much non!!!!
>>155103920Draw draw draw!! I'm drawing too, so in spirit, we are united!!
>>155103927She has a Marx quote on her hat and the artist is a bolshevik
>>155103927that anon is obssessed and kinda schizo heheh.
>>155103934Haha, thank you. Even tho I think this drawing is kinda trash, I just don't have enough Kisha drawings. I gotta make more.
>>155103920me too man, I have a really nice streak and still have some gas in me, but I'm all out of ideas and want to keep procrastinating my adventure...
>>155103506Yeah ok definitely seen her.
>>155103977is oki is oki. i actually drew some original mythical creatures when i had time so. maybe i will draw a lot these days but almost no hs/mspfa related. im kinda tired of drawing only it...
forcefully planting my hot human seed inside highbloods
shit anons are getting better faster than me
Which troll has the widest seed flap
She cute
>>155101443>QOTTI am a Fat Terezi Believer. I need any (or most) depiction(s) of Terezi to have her fat gut spilling over her waistband and her pants on the brink of exploding due to the sheer size of her huge thighs and ass. In turn I am a big fan of giving Vriska big tits as a tasteful contrast to her bottom-heavy Scourge Sister.As for less sexual headcanons, I like when Jade is the tallest kid and Kanaya is the tallest troll.
>>155104220Is it romance or incest?
>>155104135they look so chopped in this style. except gamzee he looks ok.
>>155104220Now draw her giving him head :3
>>155104274i think the reverse somehow
>>155104135>fefPlappable fuschia.
>>155104296How does the artist feel about porn of their characters?
>>155104389>daps you up because you are right but also shakes head in a disaproving manner to seem based and cool
>>155104389No fucking way you care about their opinion.
>>155104389He doesn't mind at all iirc
>>155104389Shouldn’t matter. I draw porn of characters where their owner explicitly states they don’t want to see nsfw of
>>155104546do you really or are you just saying that to look cool
>>155104546Wow youre so cool you should draw Hester getting railed
>>155104238Ignore the fat fetish stuffI kinda agree with you in regards to heights, but mostly insofar as they’d be the tallest girls (in their age groups like obviously Mom is taller but that’s a trivial conclusion). Imo Jake and Equius / Gamzee being taller makes sense.
>>155104546heh, based...
>>155101443can't fucking stand when artists have to give nepeta the same copy paste giant tits giant ass body type because they are physically incapable of drawing female characters without it being the same generic beige sludge goonslop. her characterization much better fits like a really tiny and petite yet lean and muscular build i wish more r34 art (and sfw but it's obviously less of an issue then) utilized that
>>155104546thats ooc
>>155104618i feel bad for that guy hes just autistic
>>155104652True, we should become the waifu just for him and suck him off
>>155104392The playsets are fun but I'm glad the low-poly models exist too, I'm not sure why the playset creator insisted on making their own (not entirely finished) animations for the playermodels in both packs, which inevitably are incompatible with any non-standard animations based on the generic Source skeleton.
>>155104618Unironically feel bad for him, let the guy have Renity.
>>155104667was this supposed to be a ironic joke or...
>>155104691Renity is built for Colsla’s Big Cock
>>155104668guess who makes lowpoly models?
>>155104713>Colsla’s Big Cock
>>155104701anons dont like autistic and delusional dick? im disapointed.
>>155104618im pretty sure the author and the fans already drew a lot of smut with her.
giving progesterone and pio to colsla fkr a month just to see what happens.
>>155104795Autistic people suck
>>155104933already seen this. next!
>>155104933All made for me.
>>155104746I don't know. A user by the name of "mochi" on the Garry's Mod Steam Workshop, as far as I can tell.
>>155104392You think John ever talks to his millions of nieces and nephews in that timeline? Did he get flashed by Jade’s knot in that timeline as well during the wedding?
>>155104902bold of you to diss the entire general like that
>>155104896thatll just make it hotter. maybe theyll be friends with ox
>>155104951please stop putting your fetishes into innocent act1 jade
milking colsla’s tiny pecker until he’s dry
>>155104933Jade canonically rules over all that with Dave and Karkat, just imagine if she were raised by grandma for a bit longer
fem!Colsla and a horse...
>>155105003the genitals would reek like terribly and you know it
>>155104972all according to my keikaku. they will become fwiends in sesh after they discover both use hrt for "physical enhancements" reasons.
>>155104933They made Meenah black for some reason
>>155105038>for some reason
>>155105019Literally asking for it
please there is over a kazillion of animals in the world why you guys always stick with the horses?
>>155105038anon you have to be fucking kidding me
>>155104990She will make Bec proud as she gives him tons of grandkids, you should be proud of Yiffy and her millions of siblings
>>155105045A man on a horse is spiritually, as well as physically, bigger than a man on foot.-John Steinbeck
>>155105028cis man in hrt duo high fiiiiive.
>>155105019regular colsala and a horse
>>155105045BECAUSE OTHER ANIMALS EXCEPT DOGS AND HORSES HAVE TERRIBLE, NON ATTRACTIVE DICKS AND AREN'T WIDELY AVALIBLE.YOU EVER TRIED TO GET ACCESS TO ANY OF THOSE KAZILLION ANIMALS DUMBASS?
>>155105067much better
>>155105067colsalada...
>>155105028please dont let them meet up. the sex would be too disgusting for troll kind.just imagine what ox could do with their gun arm™ and colsla
>>155105024>implying that this is a bad thing>>155105067based
>>155105065>cis man on hrtball knowledge
ok im FINALLY coloring this horsie drawing. im very sorgy for taking so long. i have been busy with work.
Crowpiss can we see your Dirksona?
>>155105079you can see animal dick online really easily. veterinarian and biological resources....!also it is just for drawing references.it is a drawing anything can happen.hmmm anon dont me lazy you know there is so much possibilities.
>>155105067coensaladavata
im not sure why but the concept of a incel having to resort to horses cause neither women nor men his own species will give him the time of day is very hot to me
>>155105125you have one?
>>155105125My what
colsla getting dick from my kirin oc...would be.... nice because im both drawing something diferent and something i like.
>>155105146he could just jerk off like we all do anon
everyone post your dirksonas (an obvious thing everyone has)
>>155105111i wasnt complaining!
>>155105048In reality, she’s the same color as every other troll anon. It’s very strange
>>155105079Echidna dicks are crazyIf they were larger animals… whewAll I’m saying is australian ladies would go nuts for ‘em
>>155105206>Echidna dicksThats uh, thats a funky looking cock alright
ellith should eat more she looks so anorexic
>>155105157>WE could just jerk him offftfy
>>155105130Ignoring the point where I said they were all unattractive compared to the big two. There's a reason dogs and horses are the meta.
>>155105146Scottish men and sheep, arabs and goats, etc. lonely men are out there and the stereotypes exist >>155105169My dirksona is somalian and talks like the guy from captain phillips
>>155105256not touching whatver slimy thing he has in there which if more than likely unwashed
>>155105256ill jerk off Eridan.
>>155105275Donkeys tho
This is for the anon who was curious about the Friendsim trolls who were all Mind players, if he's still around and cares.>ChixiePretty confident in saying she's a Witch of Mind.>AzdajaEither Seer or Prince of Mind. As I don't have the full context, make a judgement call based on these factors. Is he more about gathering knowledge and knowing everything he can or does he think he's inherently better than everyone and it's his God given right? Is he more interested in proving himself and reaching greater heights or does he just want to do whatever he wants as he believes he's already reached those heights? If former for both questions, Seer, latter is Prince.>VikareKnight of Mind.>KarakoEh, while Page of Mind seems like the more obvious choice, I don't see this guy ever embodying Mind. I'd give him Mage of Mind, but I think this is the shakiest one.>Amisia Thief of Mind, but you could argue Prince, again I don't know enough about the character. However she seems like she continuously aspires to do things. If you've got any questions about my classpecting, feel free to ask.
>>155105307donkeys are the ugly bastards of horses, the same way wolves are the big muscular ntr tan man of dogs, they dont count
>>155105256ill dont that with no complains
>>155105280that's pretty cool my dirksona is an underpaid public defender with a porn addiction
>>155105317>Homestuck General
>>155105280i know, anon.. im never truly beating the goat fucker allegations with my status as a gamzeefag.
>>155105280>Scottish men and sheepmallum 0_0
>>155101473My sources are telling me the animation will make this ship happen no matter what
>>155105280>ScottishI thought people wised up to the fact that the stereotype is actually about the Welsh, not the Scottish.
what if he was made for the tumblerinas to gush over or smth
>>155105569>what if kankri was kankri?
>>155105548Both honestly
who's up thinking about their big sis
>>155105626You don't know what you're opening up with a question like that anon.
>>155105626I do. Makes me wish I had a younger sister
>>155105626i dont have a sister
>>155105649i thought it was a good conversation starter>>155105687ok well pretend come on man get in the mood
>>155105626this is so fucking based you have no idea FUCK. your linework fucking. AGHHHIts peak.
>>155105626Anon I need to eat your flesh to acquire your skill for lineart, you're really good
>>155105626in 2005 my sister touched me and it went so far she got fully naked, our parents caught us and I never saw her again.I still think about that night. I didn't want it but sometimes I feel guilty as if it was my fault she got excommunicated from our family.Cool art.
>>155105739im canibalizing that anon btw. that will be the last time they post
>>155105770SHARE NIGGA! SHARE!
>>155105770i shall eat whoever comes out on top of this cannibal game and squire only premium nutrient and become the apex predator, but in like a cool art way and not the lame grooming children way.
>>155105779you want to eat it.. too?
>>155105770pass me their penis and balls, im go down on em crazy style
>>155105720>>155105739thank you anons i'm really bad at coloring/rendering so the lineart gets better as an unintended side effect >>155105756ah....that's nice...you're very brave for sharing..
>>155105756its going to be okay anon
>>155105803you do so much with so little. it makes me very happy to see your art. thank you so very much for posting <3i'll try my best to keep up.
>>155105803anon im literally eating you in this moment as we speak
>>155105803I warned you about what you would invite by asking that question. A surprising amount of people in these threads got groomed in some way.
>>155105803anon your flesh is so tender I could cry, the taste is perfect...
>>155105822nothing to keep up with i love that these threads have so many artists never stop posting please>>155105828yeah my nonexistent dick and balls>>155105884well honestly i would be lying if i said this was surprising
>>155105803>>155105626If Dave was a girl the marriage with Jade would have worked out, 5 kids minimum in just the first year
>>155105893yo anon pass me the ribs real quick
>>155105901i wont stop for the foreseeable future! The world needs premium homestuck shota.
>
It's almost that time of year again!
what they tell you about fags is true, i wouldnt be gay if my dad hadnt given me fellatio on that fateful day.
>>155105803i wish my sister groomed me and dont know why. i know it woudnt be good for me. maybe i try to live in the fictional world too much
>>155106030same, doesn’t really help that she’s playful in a way that has me feeling things
>>155106007was your dad the throat goat at least?
>>155105626PLEASE give lineart tips
>>155106086i think for us, we imagine it would be hot that if as kids if we had the same knowledge and lack of innocence we do as adults getting groomed would be hot. but since you cant get groomed as a adult that overgrown thought stays in your mind. because in reality that would be terrible
>>155106110it felt good at the time but ive definitely had better since then.
>>155101443why are you still here? just to suffer?
>>155106214You should go back to him and see if he still has it in him. Who knows, maybe he has improved since then
>>155106156idk if i can give any tips that you haven't probably already heard. using the same pen you line with as an eraser helps a lot!
>>155106237well see about that..
>>155105956what in the robert radiation fox is this?
>>155101874hnnnnnhhhhggggggggggggghhh my husband <3
>>155106314I'll try that, thanks!
>>155106222To own people by making the most racist comics ever and making Andrew’s work look as silly and fun as they do to me in the eyes of Wokes
colsla i think
sometimes i look on in this thread about the things i said and i become deeply guilty and ashamed. and i wish i did better and didnt come here at all. does anyone feel the same?
>>155106652so did he go for a horse after all?
>>155106222I come in to laugh at all you talking about what classpect Bumpo Faggotlegs would have or how Hussie's latest controversy surely won't have consequences.
>>155106664are you the same retard that was trying to take a moral high ground last time?
>>155106681look im not willing to discuss about it or anything i just wanted to say that.
>>155106667no i just wanted to draw a ahegao face
Thread!I shall re-read oroboruSalvation!It shall be a long trek, but an enjoyable one.
>>155106667he should have gone for me desu
>>155106806what it is about?
im in bed with my eridan plush and im rubbing the base of his horns and im getting insanely horny. it feels really good please help
>>155106819are you or are you not gonna fuck him?
>>155106817A story of I believe 132 kids playing one game of SburbFeaturing space demons, nephlihem, temporal restarts, robot tyranny, witch-queen tyranny, emo style, and trolls later on.Also spider-girl maid that's in love with her master
>>155106857wrong thread
>>155106841i might just try to attach a paper bulge to his body tomorrow, what do other anons rhink about this idea?
>>155106910record it anonyou must
>>155106932record it doing what
>>155106963oh wait i got an idea, i could move the camera foward and backwards on the bulge so its like a sucking pov
dirk self harming ):
So what’s your dirksona like?
Aaaaaaaaand guess who caught feelings for the rent boy.
>>155107111likes knives. cuts themself..is evil. like knives. likes knives
therapy is paid but read gamtav is for free so i will do it instead of lurking in this hell
>>155106675I mean they generally don’tHe’s caused like 12 different controversies that would have ended any saner fanbase at this point
>>155107111dirksona? how tf does this work?
>>155106652he finally found something he's good at
>>155105756kinda pisses me off how vn eridan looks fucking amazing but vn roxy, nepeta and gamzee look chopped af
>>155107272Well it’s as it sounds, one must assume your dirksona is 80% Dirk 20% you or something like that. I’m sure you could tell if someone posted theirs vs posting a normal fankid since one is like 0% dirk on the Dirkscale.You planning on making one?
>>155106706so you are, ok
>>155107307oh, that sounds pretty fun! I wonder if I can doodle such a concept80% dirk, 20% me, hmm...
>>155101473Dave should be forever alone. Nobody is strong enough to become his mate, and thus he should feel isolated, increasing his coolness. Pic unrelated.
>horsecock and horny posting stops>general slows to a crawllet’s face it, we all know what truly carries the general on its shoulders
everyone submit their dirksonas to the dirkfund so i can draw them all in one big picture
>I can see the truthhhhh vs I can make whatever I want realwhat's the fucking point of the rage aspect when hope mogs every bit of it?
>>155107529he patronized millions
>>155107597ok penis munching hopechudder
Traveling in the wilds of Alternia to keep Homestuck good by raping the lowbloods. Crying. “Forgive me, Nepeta… forgive me for my absurd hunting fuckups at collecting my weaklings”
I'm not saying I have a dirksona but in the scenario where I did he's purple
>>155107656seethe useless baby-raging necrophile, let the REAL main characters handle thistry not throwing your toys out the pram till we get back ok?
>>155107597this is autobalanced by the fact that hope players are too brain damaged to actually do anything of value, and rage players are too fucking stupid to do anything of value. Sburb has never once produced a functional godtier.
>>155104135post the rest pls
Rose should have peered into John’s mentality to uncover latent rapist tendencies. Andrew could have put that in Act 6 it’s more impactful after some windy powerups
Why did people ever think John was transgender anyway? Like what was the basis for that headcanon? I can't think of anything in the original run that even implies it.
>>155108186clever ploy to get the thread lively again
>>155101574there's something uncanny about it, think the faces look way older than their real ages.
>>155108191more like fail ploy. just bring up horsecock discussion and post goonerbait, then the thread will really flourish
Lying down in bed, ankle and back sore, skirting the edge of an actual physical injury but getting my big bags home. Barely escaped being touched by a downpour too. If I was doing this mundane badass Warrior shit back while Homestuck was being made I could have made it good
>>155104026uuuh interesting fetish
>>155108270You called?
>>155108186>Why do people thinkThey don't, fact is some bum got the toblerone before anyone with common sense and their wish was for trans john
>>155108310>some bum got the toblerone before anyone with common senseIT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
I finished the lily horsecock drawing but im not posting it now. No offense midnight anons but i have to maximize attention. also im about to go to bed anyway so good night.
>>155108331Thank you for your efforts regardless.
>>155108331RELEASE THE HORSEFILES
>>155108331we're all here and waiting right now though
>>155106222>why are you still here?to remind co they will always have homestuck general
>>155108331Staying up all night for this, it better be good…
>>155108322Could have used a wish to make Aradia a nudistShame really
Omg girlies it's Cridea Jeevik <3
>>155108561>A Highblood having a private island for parties>inviting young aliens
>>155108579oh my god
>>155101443Jade with a dog penis. I wouldn't be bothered by it if I didn't get reminded of beyond canon.
>>155104291>the playing in question is Vriska hypnotizing you into fingering yourself
>>155104467>olive blooded EgbertSickening but intriguing
>>155101443every female character should be fat as fuck, but especially jane and vriska
>>155105099Brutal mogging
>>155106300JUSTed Rose looking surprisingly decent here
>>155107529Everything is his and Meenah's fault btw
>>155106300I...don't know what this means?
>>155108854Utterly vapid yurislop
>>155104026UOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Desperately time traveling to give Andrew Hussie the perfect raped Feferi facial expression (done by an alt Eridan in the dream bubbles) to add another brick of fixing this webcomic
>>155106652sweet jegus
How do we fix Renity's foid rage?
>>155109124how do fanventures get so much art I'm so in awe people's oc's get fanart!
>>155109205Oh these seem commissioned. I'm just stalking the creator's toyhou.sehttps://toyhou.se/6018563.llecne-vrilya/gallery
>>155109203needs to take colsla’s dick, asap
>>155109220colsla doesn't deserve jackshit I hope the fucking roach army in his kitchen evicts him and he has to suck dick at a truck stop just to buy bread
>>155109225relax anon, there’s plenty of colsla to go around. we both love him and i don’t mind sharing him with you
>>155109225We know, Renity.
I actually like the idea of Renity x Colsla and I think it’s cute. Can you guess which one I see myself in?
>>155109324Korpus.
More cute troll boys please.
>>155109324Oficus
Hugging Nepeta holding on for dear life as I gain an emergency cute infusion from her lithe form
>>155109436Well if you're not going to post one...
vriska is such a fucking nerd, but nobody seems to like her nerdy aspects of her character. the most focus she gets is when she's super lesbians with terezi.
>>155109236i take the spot on his lap
I came here to say that Karezi is still the best and Krusie is Karezi 2.0 except gender-swapped.
>>155109581She's not a nerd she's a "nerd" nerd. Do you understand?
>>155107307ok uhh here's an attempt dirk but more thin-skinned. we go "heh" at cute shit and then cry ourselves to sleep every night. never heart x heart fusion dance kiddos
>>155109236the only colsla I want is a DEAD one
>>155107304Eridan fans got thrown a bone only to get the retarded gendie shit stapled onto Eridan's forehead last second. Still better than what happened to Roxy, Gamzee, and even Nepeta though.
>>155109691but liking the gender shit is based
>>155109691>only to get the retarded gendie shit stapled onto Eridan's forehead last secondthe whut
>>155109711Gender shit is never based
Enough gayness! Never again will you post anything gay in this thread!
>>155107420>Nobody is strong enough to become his mateENTER
>>155107420>>155101473They look cute together, but I don't care about Aradia enough to consciously ship her with Dave. Terezi has great chemistry with him, but she belongs to Karkat.
>>155110023Karkat and Terezi were literally made for each other and I refuse to accept anything else.
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96386213-6364-3304
>>155110023I like karezi way more than daverezi because daverezi was an uneven relationship. she kinda put dave on a pedestal. she looked up to him a bit. but when she's with karkat, it's an even playing field where they challenge each other
>>155109878Dave DESTROYS Dirk in a 1 on 1, Dirk's only saving grace is his stupid soul sucking bullshit that he still has to land which will never happen. >>155110023TRUE!
>>155110412>Dave DESTROYS Dirkyeah, his asshole. which is the ideal ending
>>155109624the double pointed glasses are quite cute
>>155108830Holy Based Anon
i should return to reading pbsd guess there's a lot of new
>>155107420Someone tell John how uncool he looks fucking multiple women, he's sooooo behind on the times. Typical Egbert.
So if>John = Karkat(team leaders, avoid movieslop watchers, shitty programmers, opposite aspects)>Dave = Sollux(cool glasses guy, best bros with the above, live in a block, more techy)Then who is the troll team's version of Rose and Jade? Kanaya, Terezi, Nepeta and Feferi all seem plausible to a greater or lesser extent.
>>155101644Act 1 to 5 Dave, yes.Act 6 to now, fuck no.
>>155108830oh lmfao hey i made this shitty panel edit
>>155111506it's not shitty it's great
>me when im starving in the agonizing wait of the next Beyond Canon update. waiting for the remaining seconds on the clock, hoping that the homestuck creators will bless me with an update that i will love and cherish. until it releases and dirk is now trans and candy june have on-screen lesbian sex with dirk's vagina. making dirkjohn canon. a feeling of immense satisfaction courses thru my veins. i say "thank you BC. this is a delicious meal. thank you for everything."
>>155111922>Caring about Beyond Canon at all
>>155111922probably one of the worst posts ever made itt
my guardian is bugged. he keeps saying hes my "father" instead of guardian and keeps talking about "divorce papers" he needs to sign. its this a sburb item? its not on the sburb wiki.
>>155111922god im so hungry i could eat a Octorock!!
You guys have waited like 4 days for this drawing and after all this time it's finally here. Double Loli horse blowjob action. For HSG to enjoy. Featuring Kisha (my own character) and Lily from space days!https://files.catbox.moe/8uq9f2.png(I can't post a crop so just enjoy this Kisha drawing instead.)
why dont they all just fuck? are they stupid?
>nearly every single classpect test gives me the same class>almost never get the same aspect between two of them
>>155112516>guy known for dying isn't Doom-bound?
>>155112516>kyle goes trickster mode>text calls him aryan instead of caucasian
>>155112516I like these classpects better. Discuss
>>155112357HOLY DAMN
I think Kankri is a cute bottom with a giant dong.
>>155112705kankri........
>>155112632Hope you like it hehe.
>>155112357>>155112780The thread's gonna love it once the horsecock lover power hour kicks off
>>155112801I hope so. I kinda think it looks bad for some reason I can't shake, I spent so much time on it so I can only hope others think it's neat. T-T
>>155112956loved max's homestuck era
>>155112357I mustn't like loliI mustn't like loliI mustn't like loli
>>155113093Chocolate or vanilla anon. Take your pick.
>>155113167I mustn't like loliI mustn't like loliThe vanilla one would look cute with the chocolate one's heart pupilI mustn't
>>155112357WHEW thanks for all your hard work anon
bullshit.
>>155113199Like Loli anon like Lolis. Cute and funny propaganda. Also fair enough the heart pupil is fun. Well thank you for your feedback ;p>>155113207Thank you for appreciating and enjoying it :)
>>155113275>added in the subtle tearsBased, bless you anon
>>155112705hung bottoms tfw
>>155106932im ready. give me like two hours and ill make my eridan plush have a bulge and record it
>>155113476god speed anon, god speed
>>155113349i tried my best with that one. thank you, anon.
>>155113301But I can't! It's wrong!I won't fall for your propaganda! No matter how cute they are!
I still think about you, flat smelly hairy tealblood fujo...
>>155113692she may be gone but im using her art to practice making smut in the homestuck style...just you wait /hsg/... just you wait...
>>155113801We will watch and wait patiently.
>>155113857yeah, i dont know if i got all of it but its enough to study i think? just getting used to regular hero mode so no nsfw for now till i control that
Speaking of DirkJohn
>>155113692Her pussy must be rank <3
whats the closest fanproject game that got close to finishing? was it like overseer project?
>>155113968All Homestuck art is appreciated. All art is appreciated!>>155114032Dirkjohn is peak schizo shipping <3 good job as always.
>>155114096thanks anon, i wanna do a few more sfw drawings and when im comfortable ill try nsfw, ive been itching to try it
>>155114114You got it!I believe in you!
>>155114123thx prospitcest anon
Self portrait and loli for my webcomic. I have gained the spiritual power to update regularly.
Shai'Hulud.
I love him so much.
>>155114032is the back hair spike on john's head an erogenous zone? discuss
>>155114449Nah, but if someone had cute lil hair spikes you couldn't resist touching it. I imagine it being kinda rough and messy, since he doesn't really take care of his hair. I love JOHN SO MUCH .
>>155108298
>>155114482do you have any john merch?
>>155114788I have a breath t-shirt that I made myself. But that's about it. Unfortunately not :(
>>155112357Keep up those art reps
>>155114925Don't worry, I try to draw basically every day I can. (I just don't post all the time cause I make non Homestuck stuff too)
>>155113692the horns being buttplugs in a nice touch. i would love to clean hers with my tongue
i am literally so bad at drawing fetishes.
>>155114448How come Karkat feels so much more molestable than Kankri?
>>155115062Are you johnkat anon tryna draw tickling? If so, I believe in you! If you are someone else I still believe in you. I just assumed because feet are hard to draw.
>>155115062Just draw one more penis than you regularly would - you can put it anywhere really - and you’re golden. It’s simpler than you think
I love drawing fetishes
*draws your fetish poorly but with a loving hand and a unique perspective*
I love drawing.
*draws your feitsh but misunderstanding a fundamental part of what makes it hot so it feels like shit*
*can't draw for shit*
>>155115192a day in the life of a pitchad
>>155115192When someone draws a shota with a cock bigger than their body.
>>155115192Futa without balls.
>>155115365this desu. they can still be hung but they should be realistic enough
>>155115365gulp.>loves hyper
>>155115461I am very particular. If gets even a bit higher than their head it sucks. Even if it reaches their own face in a little skeptical but whatever. It's all about proporyiond
>>155115365THATS PEAK YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE
>>155115365i like how this keeps getting brought up
>>155115603undo what you've done
>>155115547Homestuck is #shotaconmedias>>155115497FUCK YOU MITUNIA, I TAKE BACK SAYING I WANNA FUCK YOUR AUTISTIC ASS.
Beating my meat to homestuck porn before work. Life is good
>>155115365My gf likes /ss/ and she abhors any hyper hung shota she likes cute sizes not baseball bats
>>155115480I forgive you. I just will complain anytime I see it. As is fujo tradition. We goon and complain.
>>155115681i would like to know your age buddy
>>155115647hey dont be mean to the tuna like that
>>155115717me on the left
>>155115717she's like me if i wasnt a wasian NEET cluster b autist
>>155115603>page ly'lacMy soul rejects this
>>155115711I'm legal you don't need to arrest my girlfriend officer
>>155115759So if you were a cerulean thief and not a fuchsia one?
>>155115717I love Meenah
>>155115681im very picky when it comes to /ss/, i like the focus to be more on the shota rather than the woman and it usually isnt in hyper shit, probably because its target demographic is self inserting manlets and not people love and appreciate cute boys such as myself.
>>155115730It's ok I'm autistic too so I'm allowed to say it. Also I can't abide by shit taste I gotta stand up for being based.
>>155115759uh? thankfully you are austistic instead of being a predator
>>155115717every meenah liker I wind up seeing on the internet eventually gets outed for diddlingits like clockwork, there's been two in the last month
>>155115832they be trying to recreate meenvris irl
>>155115831
>>155115832When people say Meenah is “literally me” they aren’t joking. That’s why she’s literally me
>>155115831>>155115887is that supposed to be dave lol
if you guys had karkat at your disposal surely you would go after him too right like be reasonable here
i heard from the grapefine that people are calling janejasprose grooming
>>155115865dude i fucking hate most meenvris art/fic these days you can't get an actually interesting exploration on how their personalities and characters play off each other it all has to be this
>>155115915If I had Karkat at my disposal I think I would make him navigate mazes for cheese.
>>155115923going to a tenderstuck server and dropping the "is shipping jasprose/davesprite/jadesprite zoophilia" grenade
>>155115934the intended fear should be arousal, since this type of dynamic makes my penis hard
>>155115832The only people who'd say Meenah is Literally Them are nonces and hood bitches who keep it real, and it just so happens that homestuck fandom isn't the type to attract hood bitches who keep it real
>>155115923theyre calling a ship between two adult women “grooming” before they can admit that gamzee was indeed 16 when a early 20s candy jane first hopped on his underdeveloped clown cock.
>>155115915Who's grooming who here?
>>155116001so why do people call gamzee a pedo? is everyone a pedo?
>>155115988>>155115904stay away from the little ones you pieces of thrash
>having relationships between humans and the aliens that created their entire universe and have spied on their entire lives isn't a problematic power imbalance>but relationships between aliens that are made up fake units of time apart in age and are also ghosts in a temporally stagnant afterlife is OBVIOUSLY wrong and disgusting
>>155115603why are.... wha.....why? why does she need to be shit? i'm pretty aure there is a advanced tech plus mixed with the squids regenerative capacity that can be easily used and clone a new body for Ly'Lac. she doesnt need to be the poopoo squigga :(
>>155116067your mom was slurping down my underdeveloped cunt before i expired to her
>>155116078like how do you see two bad bithes and somehow think of a way to hate it
god im so fucking hungry i want sandwmich
>>155116078>yuo dont understand one of the teenagers was LITERALLY above the magical 18 number (even though they dont fucking conceptualize age like that) shes LITERALLY a rapist on the caliber of diddy/epstein/whoever the fuck
Levi's shapely thighs and toned calves.
i miss ellith but i think i will be finally able to make her a physical presence for me to squish.
>>155116174missed opportunity to show us some lewd ankle
A median relationship between an adult lowblood and an adult highblood is a massive age gap and therefore is inherently problematic by twitter standardsTHAT RUSTIE WHICH IS CURRENTLY ON ITS DEATH BED IS LIKE 20 SWEEPS OLD YOU SICK VIOLETBLOODED FUCK
thread's all weird. are yall ovulating or something?
>>155116233i probably am i almost cried over the fact baby scorpions are called scorplings today
>>155116174how tall is he
my dirklings.....
>>155116297four apples tall
>>155116051people call gamzee a pedo cause he was kissed by a 16 year old vriska while at this point being well into his 30s, who was in the process of beating him to death.
>>155116335that sprite art is beatiful
I wish Cronus tried to groom me so that I could blackmail him...
Still kind of sad a true Midnight Crew adventure was never made. The intermission is really cool and a highlight of the comic but it kind of has to connect with the story of homestuck, for better or for far worse.
>>155116466Dude I don't think you should be saying that.
>>155116466a normal and rational fetish
>>155116484Because blackmailing people and forcing them to things they don't want to is wrong? Surely we can make a minor(heh) exception for Cronus?
Okay but you guys WOULD let Meenah groom you, right?
>>155116599no.
>>155116599i'm doing what this guy >>155115936 does except she'd be navigating the mazes for impressionable young teens
mfs who say dess will just be vriska piss me off so much
New thread.>>155116661>>155116661>>155116661
>>155116297Taller than Dani
>>155116599no cuz she sucks lmao. GAMZEE/KURLOZ should do it instead
>>155116599I grew up in a black neighborhood having to deal with rude ass black women and it sucked. No thank you.
>>155116599only if she lets me suck her toes
