Terrible
>>155107627We've now comfirmed Tall Momo doesn't have eel storage and needs to rely on melonfucking
>>155107627Okay, so he does have the balls to address this is a weird love triangle.
Blue magumbos!Pink magumbos!Mashing together!PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>155107627Unfortunately melons are no longer necessary.
>>155107627What?
>>155107627YEAAAAAAAH
>>155107627Put it in her ass!
>>155107627
>watermelon seed would get stuck in his urethraThis is how you know hes cut. Cut dicks have tiny dickholes. Uncut dicks can almost have pinky fingers shoved in there.
>>155108400Sven fucking May's shitty body was a shining testament to mankind's will and perseverance when it comes to fucking.
>>155108400Hey, that watermelon isn't seedless! Even before the climax, I mean. Maybe poor Sven's urethra is where she got that pearl of wisdom from.
>>155108870the afterglow blowjob was like trying to finish off a boba tea
>>155108960Can robots achieve suction?
>>155109114they can achieve anything if they put their drivers into it!
>>155107627ROBUTT SEX
I don't like the sounding implication.
>>155107627Is May just Faye but without the trauma and a robot?
>>155107675Total downgrade
>>155107627>>155109337Momo's cute butt spotted
>>155109340mama always said if I sounded a seed a watermelon was gonna grow inside me
>>155108870She know that from experience.this was the first time.
>>155108400Can they even feel sex? Stimuli through a water melon? Or is there a sub programm that stimulate them when a human has a great time through them?
>>155109935We just had an arc about simulated drunk robots and morning after regrets.Also floating glowing jellyfish singularity AI that does mitosis is a thing, so little bit of simulation is not off the table.
>>155107675That's what MAY thinksMonday update is gonna be May getting tentacled
>>155107627This comic implies that Momo isn't anatomically equipt for sex and had to simulate it like May did with her previous body.
Sven May Momo three-way when?
>>155107627Momo's very spankable butt!
>>155107627Now this is the interaction i want to see. If this leads to a threesome, that would be ideal. Though I am still disappointed that the characters still live in perfect non conflict lala land where everyone is chill about their bff dating their ex and there’s no drama allowed ever.
>>155109964Sure but they could have that everytime, just activate the programm. But it seems important that this has to be done with another person.
>>155109935Depends on installed upgrades. I think May's old body was specifically super cheap and shitty, so didn't have any extras.Just need to install a hole with SensorGrid tm, technology in it.
>>155110270It doesn't imply that at all.
>>155108400>His past behaviorSven literally never did anything wrong and Dora even 20 years later is still a psycho bitch just like the author
>>155112124If not why would May be providing the watermelon advice? The last time she needed that was when she was in her old body >>155108400 that didn't have a robo-pussy.
>>155112404She's just bragging that she fucked her crush before she did.
>>155112182There's nothing wrong with being a manwhore but even if he immediately owned up to it he did sleep around while Faye was toying with the idea of being exclusive.
>>155112719That's not his fault, it's Faye's for not saying what she wants. For decades Jeph has been trying to gaslight people that Sven was the villain in that arc, instead of the alcoholic mentally ill woman with emotional problems who wouldn't just say what she fucking wanted.
>>155112768I'm not saying it's indefensible, just a bit sleazy. Faye didn't articulate herself and didn't try to actually foster the relationship, but Sven also knew she was more serious than he was or he wouldn't have told her he fucked someone else. Dora overreacted to it all because she's a hypocritical bitch.
>>155112806>Dora overreacted to it all because she's a hypocritical bitch.That we can all agree on.
>>155112404it did, they just happened to use a watermelon also. they fucked multiple times, including at her job
>>155107823You mean?
>>155111616Thats why i wondered about the advice with the melon.
>>155113738ah yesthe semen extractornew feature in sex-bot tech
>>155113484>it didThere's clearly no pussy on May's old body. It's a Barbie doll.
>>155113484The closest thing that chassis had to a vagina was her hip socket, which he did fuck one time
>>155109935May's current body was specifically gotten so she could fuck Sven and feel him inside her. The first thing she checks for in an orifice management program.
>>155108400>tfw you've been reading the comic SINCE THIS PAGE to see them fuck and have their own wacky relationship drama
>>155115442Yeah but he helped pay for it. That’s why Jeph killed it because that would mean any relationship they’d have would be like some kind of property/owner thing. Just imagine how awful that would have been, Sven being able to boss her around because she owes him and does whatever horrible perverse thing he wants. Like what if he forced her to do housework naked for him or maybe he puts a leash on her and forces her to bark like dog (and also maybe switches her limbs out for those Boston Dynamics dog legs because she’s a robot and all). Perhaps he’d have a remote control that lets him run HORNY.exe or whatever and he uses that to tease her whenever he wants. What if we got a story where May wants to test out her nerve receptors with some pain play and Sven’s all like>I dunno, I don’t want to damage any of your partsbut unfortunately May has been completely corrupted by Sven’s maleness and she’s like>Don’t worry master, I’ll be sure my safeword to let you know if it gets too rough for me and besides, I trust you to take care of me. Also I sprang for the extended warranty so you can REALLY lay into me if you wantUgh, the mere thought of such male-centric perversion makes me vomit in my mouth. Thank science Jeph killed that relationship before it got too far.
>>155116625Only because its implied he paid for, like over half of it. If he'd only threw in maybe a 10% at most, there wouldn't have been a problem. There's a difference between buy the girl you're fucking new tires because you both want to see each other more often and buying her a whole house.
>>155118513>Only because its implied he paid for, like over half of it.Where was that implied? Honestly asking here because I tried to find comics where he donated but couldn’t. Right now I remember it being it implied that the fundraiser was like, 60-75% funded before Sven single-handedly put it over the finish line which don’t get me wrong, that would still be a metric fuckton of money but it’d still be different from paying for MOST of it. Regardless, my personal issue is that, to me at least, May doesn’t come off as the sort of character who would totally break off the kind of relationship like she had with Sven because she doesn’t want to feel like she owes him, even if he did pay for most/all of her new body. Maybe take a break to work some feelings out or to get some distance sure, but to go "we can’t be fuckbuddies anymore, period, the end"? Nah, I don’t buy it, that was just Jeph being a chickenshit. Also even if I did agree Sven’s donation was a problem, I would still want them to be together because they were the most entertaining relationship the comic had in YEARS also old May was hotter and I refused to argue this correct point
>>155119131>Right now I remember it being it implied that the fundraiser was like, 60-75% funded before Sven single-handedly put it over the finish lineI don't care enough to go find the pages to confirm, but what I remember is Sven whispering how much he contributed to May (because Hacks is so out of touch about how much anything costs he didn't want to put down a real number). May said "That's a lot!" And then the conversation was hung with Sven breaking the silence asking if May thought things would be weird with him having contributed "so much". If an earlier number/percentage was mentioned I don't remember that.
>>155119131>>155119190No amount is mentioned; it's just stated to be "a lot". Which makes the situation EVEN DUMBER.
May just needs to issue a refund to all doners using her own money.
>>155120308She probably could, now - her cut from the fattie's insanely lucrative streaming would be enough to cover and it and not break the bank in jeph jackoff's clownworld.
>>155120308She should use her earning to buy roboob upgrades, so they can change size at will, and vibrate on command.
>>155115483It wasn't that long ago-->Comic 4008AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155116625>because that would mean any relationship they’d have would be like some kind of property/owner thingBy that logic, anyone who donated has the right to order May around. See why that's retarded? Breaking them up was so he wouldn't have to keep drawing straight sex.
>>155121065So Brun's still having a coke-fueled train ran on her?
>>155121688They even specifically refuted that kind of logic of having leverage or owing someone when Marigold straight up bought Momo her new (now old) chassis. They stayed friends and roommates and actually Momo even works for her now. Not problematic at all if you don't make it that way (which Marigold actually did cross the line on once). Sven has matured and become incredibly morally conscious (especially about sex/romance) and May has always been extremely self-assured with no qualms about standing up for herself (crassly, and about every little thing, to a fault really). It's a complete non-issue.
>>155115442Missed opportunity to have Sven fuck the old body to pieces.
>>155112404Maybe Sven is just into fucking melons(him and the robot Melon should hook up)
>>155113738
>>155121903I think what happened is that originally the plan was for Sven’s donation was unintentionally supposed to take their relationship to the next level, that May would have seen it an attempt at some grand romantic gesture from her fuckbuddy while Sven tries to downplays it as "I was just helping out a friend and I’m rich so don’t worry about it you don’t owe me anything" and the complicated feelings coming from that. However, since Jeph clearly hates male dominate (for lack of a better term) relationships, he got into his own head about a man potentially having some kind of power over (robot) woman and so killed the relationship entirely before it got "too problematic". I guarantee you if May was hooking up with some rich GIRL that donated "a lot!" then they’d still be fucking to this day.
>>155124010need mousy nerd but also slutty Ukrainian robowife
