What are you hoping for the next time?
CHADulk GAPES JOBBERseid.
>>155110170Based.
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>>155110192>canonical Hulk victim according to WOG
Darksied Wins.Hulk winning would be like Hulk soloing every cosmic event Marvel had. Which he never did. Because he's not strong enough.
>>155110196>IESLBDISCARDED.
ENTER
>>155110192To be fair this happened when Darkseid fought Doomsday in canon too.
>>155110168don't exactly have a lot to bet on, but judging by how the crew describes it, it could either mean:>sonic vs goku>sonic vs mario 3>luz vs anne>eren vs kanekior any other what-the-fuck/"out there" match rather than a hype natch with a lot of fan demand
>>155110281It's going to be Luz vs Anne. They think browns on plebbit are going to wild the fuck out over that even when no one really cares.The team probably thinks people still want Mario vs Sonic too. They're extremely out of touch
Eleven melty posts already?!
Bingo!Bingo!Bingo!Tanoshii bingo! Ha!Chikyuu wa tanoshiiTokoro da yoGohan mo oishiiTanoshii bingo!Tanoshii bingo! Ah!
Is Darkseid stronger than Doomsday?
>K.O!>Wiz: Yeeeeah, that outcome was obvious. Why was this match up even a thing? >Boomstick: God damn it Hal! She was literally laying helpless on the ground and you just squish her with a boot!? She was defenseless! You had all the time in the world to do something else!>Wiz: ...That is true. Megumin's explosion could destroy a small town. In the real world, that would be a catastrophic and this probably could have taken care of some iterations of Hal like ugh... the live action movie Hal. An attack like that is something the ring would defend him from automatically.>Boomstick: Yeah and you can see her explosion magic coming from a mile away! Literally! You can see the flames forming while she does her cute and funny casting of it. With how fast Hal can get, he could just fly out of the way of the explosion. You'd have to be completely distracted to let it hit you! Hal really showed NOTHING distracts him, even when an archwizard with a really short dress and an amazing body like that is trying to get you.>Wiz: And even if Megumin's explosion hits you. If you're durable enough to survive it, Megumin leaves herself completely vulnerable because she uses up all of her mana. >Boomstick: Oh she's vulnerable alright. Look Wiz, I snatched these before Hal got the kill! [Boomstick proudly holds up Megumin's panties] I'm glad I learned that spell>Wiz: What the-!? Why do you even have that?! Whatever, There simply was not an outcome where Megumin was winning this.>Boomstick: I guess you could say Hal EXPLODED inside her!>Wiz: The winner is Hal Jordan.
>>155110376Doomsday beat the shit out of cucky Darkseid, Darkseidfags cope and say that wasn't 'Darkseid's true form'
Nah, Megumin would win.
>>155110192
>>155110196Hulk is as much a jobber as Thor but has been stated the strongest humanoid being in marvel comics even by pre retcon beyonder, he also never solves the main cosmic crisis because he doesn't fit the noble majesty ideal hero figure mold like Cap, Thor and Nova does, Hulk is conceptually a tragic monster who plays the hero role but not the Superman Savior role. He fights Monstrosities not embodiments of Narrative Evil. That's Spideys or the FF job.
Luffy upscale he beats Naruto now https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2090151912184365457
>>155110168DC's cosmology is bigger so Hulk the coward can't hide behind the green door and loses to Darksied. As for the question Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and Rigby
>>155110376Darkseid wasn't even as strong as Superman before Grant Morrison got a second pass with him. Fuckin Mongol had a better matchup with Supes for a long time. Which of course meant Doomsday was way above him.Even then in Grant Morrison's early JLA he has fucking Green Arrow and Atom one shot Darkseid with a team attack. It wasn't till later that he started wanking him.
>>155110168Marvel's cosmology is bigger so Hulk BTFOs that faggot.
>>155110469Hulk would BTFO Hulk?
REEDA DABBA DOOOOOOOO!!!!
CHADvel!
BRING ME VEGETO!
>>155110456It was made clear he was in a different paygrade, the cartoon is when the big change happened because Darkseid was a standout villain in it, so some writers basically used that version who had practically nothing to do with the 4th world and you get Loeb force Superman beating Darkseid. What's funny though is that its Loeb himself who retconned that first when he introduces elements of the 4th world later.
>>155110451>Marvel is bigger than dcs presence being the TOAA and moh avatar
>KINGulk thread>still up
>>155110607Wouldn't the Batman/Superman (with a GL ring) fusion beat this.
>>155110451>>155110663When pushed the Presence alludes to having a creator above him (likely the creators of the comic) while it's been implied TOAA IS the creators of the comic.
>Iron Man vs Kamen Rider Zero-One>Captain America vs Kamen Rider Ichigo>Hulk vs Kamen Rider Build>Scarlet Witch vs Kamen Rider Wizard>Reed Richards vs Kamen Rider Fourze>Dr Strange vs Kamen Rider Ex-Aid
>>155110694It was revealed later. It wasn’t the writer, it was regular living beings believing in him which creates him. And then in a loop he exists because they believe in him, and he created them because he exists. There was a plot where cosmic tried to kill him by exterminating mortal life
>>155110312>/dbg/ filled with DTVA tribefags>Even more shitflinging between owlfags and frogfagsYeah haha that sounds really fun...
>>155110702I do not watch Kamen Rider
>>155110827
The sonic stuff in fortnite is pretty cool
This is how Prime vs KINGtos would canonically go as he is also a Kingly General
>>155110851This is how Kingtos be moving in a fight with any Superman“Enough of you mewling infants! *Slaps him neg diff* Get out of my sight!”
>>155110851>>155110867PrimeKEKS......what the FUCK!!??
>>155110851>>155110867HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
>>155110924100$ CNAON
PRIMETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
PrimeSISSYsuraaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
>>155110851>>155110867Why is this acting like Superboy and Superboy Prime are equals? lol
>>155110827CANON!>>155110924Fanfiction...
>Death battle happens>DC immediately nerfs PrimeKEKAROOOOO
>>155110851>>155110867OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
>>155110447There is no way you actually think Hulk alone could have just punched Chaos King, Pinnacle Beyonder, Oblivion or Hadad in the face and ended their stories then and there.
>>155110961Wasn't Apocalypse getting shit on in the Krakoa storyline around the time DB wanked him too?
>>155110961Same as Hulkzilla lolIn Death Battle they win but in canon comics they job
>>155110978Isn't that his design from when he jobbed to Molecule Man?
>>155110451>As for the question Finn and Jake vs Mordecai and RigbyMordecai and Rigby stomp. They know both Death Kwon Do and have The Power. Mordecai and Rigby could probably solo most if not all of Adventure Time if we use them at their peak and with full equipment.
>>155110993To be fair Zod would probably beat Sentry too, so this isn't really a direct contradiction like Hulkzilla.
>>155110851>>155110867This reminds me of pic related.
>>155110867>>155110851Where's the retcon punch?
>>155110424Never cook again
>>155110998Molecule Man is one of the most powerful beings in Marvel.
>>155111029It got retconned....
>>155111029It JOBBED.
>>155110904There’s always a happy ending, unless you Kneel before Zod
>>155110851>>155110867AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155110998He didn’t job to molecule man
>>155110851>>155110867Truly CHADhor victims.
>>155111030That hologram? VAPORIZES the entire DCucky verse
>>155111036He is now after 2015 Secret Wars, but he really wasn't at the time. It was more Beyonder getting nerfed.
>>155111062BLACKEDhor…
>Another DC sissy giga LFunny
>>155110281The problem with Luz vs Anne is that it's kinda solved, innit? It's been so long that the entire argument just comes down to>does Luz scale to the Collector? No? Okay, Anne stat stomps.Though I suppose that there's a lot of potential for a flashy fight, at least.
>>155110851General Zod stomps Bejita even harder now
>>155110851>>155110867KWABOOTY!!
>>155111051Yes he did?
>>155110961To be fair Death Battle doesn't care about anti-feats>>155110993Case in point, Hulk is THE anti-feat king of Marvel, that nigga jobs so much he'd give Bejita a run for his money, and if they went off of anti-feats Hulk would have gotten raped and gaped by Godzilla (not even Ultima, just regular Godzilla)
>>155111029Zod Slap >>> Prime Punch
>Simon>Kyle>Hal>Zod>PrimeKEKAROOOOOO!!!
Canon battle > Comics
>>155111045>Retcon Punch is getting lowered to the Jobber Stare's levelNo...
I'm so fucking weak and pathetic despite my fanbase thinking I'm the strongest...
I hate equalized weakling!
For real though what is the context of Zod birthday strong suddenly? He's usually a jobber.
>>155111117Prime....
>>155111117Mr. Satan...
>>155111087That’s not pre retcon Beyonder
>>155111105... and CHADulk is above them allCHADvel keeps winning
>>155111121What's funny is Mario wins even without equalized stats because the Marioverse scales higher than cucky DCverse
>>155110851>>155110867CHADtry would literally GAPE Zod.
>>155111117Gojo...
>>155111123There’s no context, this happens in every Zod event like War of the Supermen.Zod beats up every other Kryptonian to show off he is the strongest then Clark punches him once and he’s all like “AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE CLARK-SAMA YOU ARE TOO SKILLED AND STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL FOR THE LIKES OF ME!!!”
>>155111161Sentry is literally a cuck. He gets ripped in half again by ZOD and then his wife Kneels before ZOD’s BZC
>>155111117All.of Dragln Ball and Sonic....
>All.of Dragln Ball and Sonic....
>>155111117FAGrio...FAGoku...FAGly....FAGzilla...FAGly...FAGsday....FAGji....FAGi.....FAGperman...FAGnya...FAGtos....FAGkima...FAGmon...FAGhu....
>>155111123He said it himself “TWO CHILDREN AGAINST ONE SOLDIER. NOT JUST A SOLDIER-- --AGENERAL! ZOD!”
>>155111173Faora LOVES BIG BOB COCK, especially when the VOID BLACKS her.
>>155110694>>155110709Fucking hate metanarrative bullshit.Characters stop being characters when they start being literalized as narrative devices.The inverse is also true, the more you characterize a being, the less it can be purely a force of the narrative.Like you shouldn't be able to tell a story with TOAA or The Presence if they are meant to be omnipotent because there would be zero gap between desire and result.
>>155110978>Hulk upscale recently to fucking author god and super Azathoth Yep
So its confirmed Death Battle is cursed and the winners get nerfed in canon after the battle....Thank God my Hero never won and will never win!
>>155111204GOKUUUUU
>>155111030Hulk outscales doomsday expy in his own comics and is high complex outerversal.
>>155111117Goku...Gojo...
Popeye > Saitama > Superman > Goku > Omni Man > Homelander
>>155111224And Hulk >>>>> all of them
>>155111105>Simon over PrimeNope
>>155111240...when you start thinking about taking estrogen.
>>155111029I knew that this kinda shit would happen with Prime being introduced into the Superfamily after his stint in Superman.He's got storybreaking powers, why even try to fit him into a conventional story like this?
>>155111184>Fagonic, just Fagonic
>>155111136That's why anon said>Isn't that his design from when he jobbed to Molecule Man?
>>155111250Simon wouldn’t get pimpslapped by a weakened General Zod
>>155111203Hell are you talking about with Azathoth?
>>155111270Yes he would.And he’d start calling him “BIG BRO ZOD” and offering Nia’s pussy to him right after
>>155111287one joke
>>155110867This is indeed how KINGtos would teach him.
>>155111295Simon?
Bvlly Zod.Bvlly Kamina.Bvlly Godzilla.Cvcky Prime.Cvcky Simon.Cvcky Hulk.
>>155111117HULK...
Have you noticed how all the Cuck and trans spam always comes from Capeshitters?Whenever they can't hide behind cosmology or when they straight up lose despite their cosmology wank they always default to call their enemies trans or cucks...
THIS GREEN GIANT GAPES HULKTHERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
>>155110867Notice Conner confirming that both of them are shielded from the Kryptonite, but Zod is not shielded (and still Shrekking them)
>>155111261>Sonic mentioned nowhere in the post>immediately thinks of his master
The cucky rodent is anklebiting
The Saiyan rapes the small hedgehog when it yaps.
>>155110867I thought Prime was only affected by kryptonite from his world
>>155111436Zod lost his powers so for some reason he made a special Kryptonite that hurts everyone even humans. The Superman family are wearing kryptonite shieldsThen Zod got his powers back and that’s why he’s fighting in a big city full of it while it’s weakening himself too
GAPED AND RAPED.
>>155111458... the DCverse....
>>155111458Prime....
>>155111458>Mario, Goku, Wally West, Godzilla, Broly, Anya, Doomsday, Simon, Hal Jordan, Kratos, Darkseid, Kratos out of NOWHERE
>>155111458Foids....
Morning, faggots
>SHITonicle
>>155111449That still doesn't explain why it would effect Prime. It's not that he's immune to specific kryptonite, it's that only a specific kryptonite works on him.
>>155111502We do not disrespect the brand that saved Lego in this house.
>>155110485I don't get how people think Reed can get cucked when he can make his dick completely fill a vagina. He's probably the only guy who couldn't be threatened sexually in marvel.
>toys for babies
>>155111524Dragon Ball and SHITendo out of nowhere
>Books and cartoons for babies
>>155111458Moids...
>>155111524>FAGrio's entire existence out of NOWHERE
>>155111507just assume it's a Bobobo situation where he's just pretending for the plot
>>155111524>Nintendo and Sega outta nowhere
>>155111517Probably because he thinks completely filling a vagina with his dick is pleasurable or desirable like some kind of porn addicted nerdNo wonder Sue is always looking for a dick other than his...
>>155111563>Prime is putting up a show so everyone involved in making the comic has a jobACTUAL SUPERHERO. Your hero does not have feats helping IRL people.
>PrimeHOMOS COPING alreadyFUNNYPOW!!!
>>155111580I dunno she seems to enjoy getting fucked by him still.
>>155111605Just like nearby 50% of all straight men he can't tell when his wife is faking an orgasm
>>155111612>[Headcanon]Stop posting your sexually impotent fantasies
>>155110451>Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and JakeTotal AP stomp with scaling btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdxXAaKa6w0
>>155111620Pops canonically isn't immortal though? He dies at the end of regular show and goes to heaven.
>>155111612Women do this? 50% of men can't tell? How do I tell?
Hey guys it's me Makima, nice to meetchya.
>>155111650Make sure she's a squirter, then make sure she squirts.
>>155111665Everyone quiet. Denji's poop is taking.
>>155111668What if she just faked it by pissing on me?
>>155111665
>>155111665This Makima is cuter
>>155111619Sorry moid, the numbers don't lie>>155111650Almost 50% yes. Nearby all of the things porn relates with women cumming are fake (Squirting, shaking, spasming, etc) that's because porn needs to have something that explicitly shows the woman experiencing pleasure.In real life the female orgasm is less flashy, the only way to be 100% sure your girl came is having a good relationship and communication with her.
>>155111665>>155111682>>155111705Made for Big Gojo Cock
>foidsLiterally FILTERED by CHADulk vs GODzilla.
>>155111632He TANKED that and went to heaven without dying. Keep seething, Finncel.
>>155111705I hope this is fart porn ...
>>155111679You'd know.
>>155111717It isn't
>>155111708HETEROMANtos!heterowomansura...
>>155111668Squirt is literally just piss, anon. Pornstars pee themselves to give viewers something to signal her "climax" In real life women can piss themselves during sex because certain forms of deep clitoral stimulation also put some pressure on the bladder and that gives them the sensation of needing to take a piss
>>155111708The graph wouldn't exist if women were more honest desu. You should tell your partner if you didn't cum.
Makima? Someone as free as GODnic would never let a wall level monster control him. Sonic's blazing speeds boost right through Makima like he would with any of Eggman's badniks. He sees Makima reform shortly after killing her. Makima tells him he will never be able to kill him and explains her contract to him. Sonic smirks, there's no time to waste. He uses his Ultra Sonic form to sissify all of Japan. In a matter of seconds he ages up everyone to be at least 18 years old and turns them all into men. Sonic gets to work, everyone in Japan sees Sonic's tight blue asshole and become FAGGOTS. Riding and draining every citizen until they pass out from exhaustion. FAGpan falls but Makima's contract is still in place. There's only one thing for GODnic to do. He decides to respectfully slit everyone's throats one by one. All of this has taken less than an attosecond. Finally, with nobody left in Japan for Makima to fall back on she is helpless. GODnic's sheer aura injects Makima with pure testosterone turning her into a man with a tiny cock. "You're under my control now" Sonic teases while male Makima's eyes look at Sonic's tight blue asshole. FAGkima's chain penetrates him and his chain wraps around Sonic's neck so he can hang on. "G-Good boy, just like my dogs" but FAGkima doesn't even last that sentence. He passes out and forfeits control. KO!
>>155111738You'd still be able to tell. No one can just pee that hard on command.
>>155111751Women actually can by performing vaginal kegels.
>>155111748GODNIIIIIIIIIIIIG
>>155111708>the only way to be 100% sure your girl came is having a good relationship and communication with her.That would just create incentive for her to tell a white lie tho.
>>155111708I'm gonna make my girlfriend cum a fuck ton and become the best at sex in my town
>>155111760If your bitch is doing kegels for you to make sex more fun, you already won.>>155111751K
You fucking dweebs, are you really making conspiracies about fictional women's orgasms?
>>155111524Sonic and Mario are right there
>>155111786Yes. I've never had sex. Dekubro btw.
>MU that makes sense thematically>both characters are reasonably balanced>/dbg/ wants Junkotrap because shitposting I do not understand this
>>155111816Wouldn't springtrap just fucking punt chucky until he gets his legion of Chucky dolls?
>>155111769You want to be the very best?... Like no one ever was!?
It’s a scientific fact that irl women can only orgasm to KIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOSSS!!!
>>155111816KINGtrap scales beyond his own fiction making any MU with him pointless because he has already won.
>>155111821Maybe. How fast does Springtrap move on his feet because iirc he's slow as fuck.
>>155111767I was thinking about a "good relationship" to the point she is comfortable telling you harsh truths like her not really climaxing during sex.
>>155111834KINGtrap usually nerfs himself but he's at least MFTL
MOIDTOOOOOOOSFoidsura....
>>155111712Big Gojo clitty*
>>155111830>KINGTRAP the ABOVE [a normal man with no powers, hax or feats]
>>155111816/dbg/ isn't creative enough to come up with Chucky shitposts
>>155111834All the animatronics are fast enough to be imperceptible to the human eye, this is how they move so fast from cam to cam canonically
>>155111816Does Chucky have any notable hax? Cause otherwise Afton should AP stomp since it's wall vs street tier, but I do like this over Junkotrap since that MU is blatantly Danganronpa shitters trying to trojan horse their way onto the show like Touhousissies try to do with Strangereimu.
>>155111849Deku ...
>>155111830That's plushtrap>>155111843No bullshiting. How fast is he realistically. And no, FNAF3 isn't evidence of FTL speed or teleportation.
>>155111871he has voodoo magic that lets him do soul shit and possession
>>155111871His voodoo magic in theory could work around Willy's agony bullshit
>>155111829Remember how buttmad you Kratosfags got when it was revealed no women find Kratos attractive, only men do?
>>155111907Trans women count, monster
>>155111857>/dbg/ isn't creative enough to come up with Chucky shitpostshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M47CXEEUc6U
>>155111884It's FNAF World KINGtrap. Done.>>155111884>[TELEPORTATION FEAT] isn't evidence of FTL speed or teleportation.Sounds like COPEAROOO to me.
>K.O!>Wiz: Well, Boomstick, that was an absolutely brutal beatdown, even for our standards.>Boomstick: A beatdown? It was a massacre! I mean, Asura tore Springtrap to shreds so much he looked like a toddler's first art project! But somehow, the miserable pile of animatronic junk just...kept...coming back! The guy just had no quit in him!>Wiz: That's because it was never a fight of strength against strength, Boomstick. It was a battle of resolve, and in that regard, Afton and his Agony were surprisingly a match for Asura. Asura's rage was immense, but it was also a finite resource tied to his mortal form. William Afton's pain, however, is a bottomless, eternally-burning wellspring.>Boomstick: So Asura was like a car running on rocket fuel, but Springtrap was a fire that burns forever?>Wiz: An apt, if slightly simplistic, analogy. Asura's wrath, as powerful as it was, could be drained. He spent a massive amount of Mantra to combat Springtrap's initial assaults and his spectral forms. Every punch that landed, every planet-shaking blast of energy, depleted his reserves. The fight was so long and drawn out that even Asura's seemingly infinite rage began to wane.>Boomstick: Yeah, and every time Asura thought he had the win, Springtrap would just pull himself back together, like some kind of undead jack-in-the-box! That must've been pretty infuriating for a guy whose power comes from being mad.>Wiz: Exactly! The longer the battle raged, the more the psychological toll began to wear on Asura. As William Afton, a master manipulator, Springtrap was able to weaponize Asura's own frustration against him. In the end, it wasn't a single punch or a specific attack that won the day. Springtrap's unpredictable, spiritual nature, combined with a seemingly infinite well of resolve, was the x-factor. >Boomstick: Looks like Asura really got screwed by the animatronic!>Wiz: The winner is Springtrap.
>>155111948post World Springtrap resisting body swapping
>>155111934Iirc he did this just to fuck with the kid's mind. He's obviously lying because at the end of the day he's a deceptive manipulating serial killer.
>>155111871Chucky vs Springtrap is BORING AS FUCK You can tell the people who want this only push it because Springtrap Stomps and they don't want to lose against Junko.Junko vs Springtrap is fun as hell as demonstrated in these threads multiple times
Does this man inside a fursuit anger you?
>>155111961>Horror franchise shouldn't be pinned against another horror franchise
>>155111857I could re-do this entire audio using Brad Dourif's voice instead and the worst part is that it would be 100% accurate.https://vocaroo.com/119pXfQ2RChb
>>155111975Can we get Springtrap vs Nikki Freeman then? It's horror vs horror
>KINGtrap via remnant and the novels has control over the main 4 animatronics >KINGtrap via the games and lorenhas control over the phantoms >KINGtrap can absorb all metal around him via the novelsArmy vs Army fight will be kino. WHOREko will feel absolute FEAR and then DESPAIR as her own Monokumas are turned against her.
>>155111975Danganronpa is also horror
>>155111934>WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>sorry Willy but not only are you a worse killer but a worse man! You need a replacement and it's a good thing that old is gold
>>155111993No fuck off, retard. Slasher vs Slasher. Take it or leave it.
>>155111993>Fight Nikki effortlessly wins
If Junko my QVEEN loses I'll start wearing a chastity cage
If Afton my KING loses I'll start doing HRT
>>155112009>Springtrap >Slasher Retardbro...
The Mimic unironically stomps Junko btw
Is that what this is about? You want Junkotrap to happen, not because it "makes sense" but because you want an excuse to shitpost? And not the only other horror character that can be pinned against Springtrap that makes much more sense thematically? What the hell is /dbg/ priorities when it comes to MUs anyway
Getting fucked by guys with small dicks is really fun too! It adds an extra level to what a pathetic slut you've become.
>he's legitimately too stupid to see the connections in Junkotrap
>>155112077KIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGniiiiiiiiiiiiic!
>>155110376Nowadays? He eclipses the faggotry that is kamitenchi hard thanks to dcko.Now they are making a new anime to cope.
>I need my HECKING CONNECTIONS BRO! You don't see the CONNECTIONS!? IT'S ALL CONNECTED!?>what about the fight? Who cares? I WANT MORE CONNECTIONS!Friendly reminder that the DB team actively makes fun of all the connectionslop MUs
>>155112063>when the fight starts The Mimic would be way too fast for Junko or the Monokumas thanks to Nanosecond shit from the novels>with that speed he could effortlessly use Glitchtrap to hack into all the Monokumas >uses said Monokumas to kill Junko he doesn't even need any calc wank he just needs shit that's in the games and books
>>155112112Are you aware Danganronpa has Relativistic wank from novels as well right?
>>155112112this reads like the Mimic raped a woman inside a dog suit
ENOUGH! I..I thought YELLING was enough...I thought ROARING was enough but they aren't..I FIGHT for women's body autonomyI SMACKDOWN for people of colorI BRAWL for immigrantsI DUEL for LGBTQ+ acceptanceI SMITE for neurodivergent folkI WAR for trans kidsI GRAPPLE for the differently ableI BATTLE TO THE DEATH for a more inclusive world full of BETTER FUARKING MEN.
>>155112095Still jobs to RKT.
Does anyone else think we should collectively get into two new ongoing things and pick sides for an eventual MU? I think that would be fun. Junkotrap is fun because most of us know at least one of the combatants pretty well.
>>155112128post themalso the canon novels or the weird as shit non-canon novels with R>F shit
>>155110387
jsut started nofap wish me luck lads
>>155111203How is it possible to write comics with him anymore though? How is he ever challenged? Characters like The Leader and Abomination should not be able to do anything to him. This is why these absurd power jumps are retarded.
>>155112112>NANOSECOND KIIIIIINGMIIIIIIIC! I should read the FNAF novels for more FEATS...
>>155111871Dangans too scared to push for Junko's true best match
>>155112128But junko doesn't scale to them
>>155112080>>155112110Junkotrap is gay and forced as fuck
>>155112065It would be nice to see Junkotrap go the way of Bakusquid and all the other popular shitpost jokes
>>155112140>CHADnked a PVNCH from AMBARCCOLOHOLY FV TO THE ARK TO THE FVCKING ING KIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>>155112167Junko is for Yusei
>>155112143The importance to Death Battle...?
>>155112140>Chadiccolo casually one shot JobtrapCANON!!!
>>155112183Did you draw this?
>>155112140LiamSISSIES.....
>>155112142Clown Force
>>155112203Nah I borrowed it from someone else who requested it years ago
>>155112140For the colony...
>/dbg/ got TAVGHT by an actual sex haverDownscaled and humiliated...
I don't get why people are using the novels and supplemental materials for Danganronpa for junko scaling when she canonically doesn't scale to any of the feats that happen in them because she's fucking dead or wasn't there when it happened. Hell even in the anime she needed a shitload of people to wear down the ultimate boxer just so she could get him with a sneak attack.
>>155110702>only one is DIMES and it's just barely carried by CapMaybe next time, actually make sure people recognize your brand.
>>155111712Agreed
>>155112232No one cares about your fixation towards watching women rape each other without participating, we're talking about KIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGTTRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP now
>>155112245In her defence, Springtrap scalers use Mimic and other scaling for KINGtrap. I think it's fair to composite both fighters.
>>155112245Junkotrap doesn't make any sense specifically because most of Junko's feats aren't even her own. It's either Monokuma's or people who work for her.
>>155112260But even with compositing she doesn't scale to the R>F stuff or lightspeed shit?
>>155112280Lay out the argument. I'm not intimately familiar with either party desu. I have to read the FNAF novels and play Danganronpa.
>>155111117USA...
The only DR MU I like is Phoenix vs Makoto.
>>155112260But the books and the games are explicitly stated to be separate continuities. That's like merging mainline Sonic with Archie.
>>155112299It doesn't work in a Death Battle.
>>155112288So specifically in one of the novels there's a character in Danganronpa that is in the real world but this explicitly doesn't mean junko enoshima is also real. There's also a lightspeed feat junko can't leech off of because by the time it happened she was already dead. A composite junko enoshima would just be the Danganronpa 1,2 and ultra despair girls and the anime and I think one mobile game. She can't even get manga scaling because in killer killer she's already fucking dead by the time it happens.
>>155112140lol good edit
>>155112303The FNAF books aren't canon either. Andrew doesn't exist in the games. Into the Pit never happened. Most stories are just one offs.We're compositing both because mainline games Springtrap has almost nothing to work with.
>>155112312You could absolutely write it in a way where it's a murder mystery and the wincon is one of them proving the other is the murderer, or having it be a Killing Game if you want more overt consequences. They're already doing a INT battle this season with Light vs Columbo so the precedent has already been set.
>>155112337but Andrew is canon
>>155112337Forgot pic. The books are supplementary half canon at best and at worst directly contradict what happens depending on the specific book.
>>155112303>That's like merging mainline Sonic with Archie.They did worse than that with composite Toho Godzilla in Hulkzilla but no one complains about that.
I like Asura's Wrath.
>>155112345...on planet retard.
>>155112344*overt consequences and stakes
>>155112363... which is canon planet
>>155112360Because Toho doesn't give a fuck about what's canon or not.
>>155112363
What if the next MU is a rematch?What if that's why it will flip people's shits?
>Andrew is canonProof?
>Bionicle lore.
>Death battle has Mario at least 306 quadrillion times faster than Sonic's entire verse KINGRIO.
>>155112412It could be something controversial like Mario vs Sonic or another Goku vs Superman. Other controversial ones would be Hal vs Ben 2. I still think it would be funny if it was just Yang vs Tifa 2
>AIIEEE NOVELS SPINOFFS WOG DON'T LEAVE ME HERE>THIS IS BASE JUNKO AND CHUCKY I'M FIGHTINGGGGGGGG
Andrew is more canon then Cassidy btw
...I said in the mental asylum.
I hate composite sissies
>>155112412the funniest possible rematch would be Starscream vs Rainbow Dash but it'd probably be something like 2099 vs Beyond 2 or Shadow vs Mewtwo 2
>>155112467>he knows his hero is a weak sissy when it comes to composite
>>155112476>2099 vs Beyond 2Does the outcome of that one even change
UHHH HURR DURR I WONDER WHO THAT IS?
cucky chucky
>>155112415Canonically a pain in the ass...
>>155112500
>>155112439>>155112476I think Naruto vs Ichigo 2 could also be possible.Honestly I want a Tracer vs Scout rematch.
>>155112513>Ichigo getting two death battles in a year
>PLEEEEEEAAAASEEEE DONT GIVE SPRINGCHAD NOVELS! I WANT A PITY WIN PLEASE I NEED A PITY WIN I DONT WANT MY VERSE TO BE AN 0-1 SISSY!
>>155112500>CHADky has a wife and son that love him>KEKliam KEKton's wife left him and both of his children are dead and are constantly trying to kill him
>>155112520Didn't a character getting 2 fights in the same season/year happen already before?
>>155112525She can just ask Mukuro to solo the FNAF verse?
>>155112531>chucky's kid canonically troons out>he's 100% okay with it
>>155112531Didn't season 1 of the Star show end with Tiffany calling him a shrimp dick and wanting to fuck Nica instead?
What the FUCK is Junko going to do once William FAPton pulls out his 11 inch long SPRING-A-LING???????????????????????????????????
Okay but when are you going to stop watching shit for children as an adult though?
I honestly know nothing about any of these characters and proud of that fact
>>155112476I can't believe that I forgot about Mew2 vs Shadow 2. Wasn't that actually leaked as something that was coming?
>>155112568NEVER!!
>>155112581Matchups for this sentiment
>>155112490I'm pretty sure they just used show Beyond and OG 2099 (and Edge of Time) but now they have multiple different versions that are treated as the main ones
>>155112568>FAGrio out of nowhere
>>155112592As a SISSY MOID this image RAPED me into literally shaking…
>>155112549Why does this look ai genned
>>155112537Leonardo is different
>>155112568Some writer said something about not caring about being childish or mature when you're adult because that's immature or something like that.I won't stop having fun.>>155112581ZAMN, to be honest.
>>155112531Isn't his kid a transsexual?
a rematch is only worth it if it was poorly researched or has a ton of new research AND it is a match up people give a shit about seeing redone.
>>155112614>Stop being childish as an adult
>>155112141>"Shukuchi, or "shortened earth", is a martial arts technique that allows the user to close the distance between themselves and their opponent instantaneously, historically described as "shortening leylines, such that a thousand li(appx.500km) ahead looks as if it is right before one's eyes". So basically, Oogami-san ignores distance as she moves. Which also means she blasts a hole through timetable tricks. She should apologize to Kyoutarou Nishimura-sensei."She used this to go from Japan to Prague in the blink of an eye, so around 3% light speed... But yeah this happens in the schizophrenic Togami novels...And that makes it funnier because Canon Junko has better relativistic scaling from Zettai Zetsubou Shoujo.The Monokuma enemies from that game are capable of reflecting Komaru's Hacking gun shots... And said shots are made of Electromagnetic waves (and in real life those move at the speed of light)Junko's Monokuma army has reaction speeds around 11% the speed of light...
>>155112531his daughter loves him despite him actually being responsible for her death because why would you take your daughter to the demonstration of your murder and kidnap bot
Death battle is shit
>>155112614That was CS Lewis, author of CHADslan
>>155112568Name your 5 favorite pieces of fiction NOW!
>>155110851>>155110867THIS is who DCKeks were hyping up?
>>155112657Game of thrones40kWoWHaloStarCraft or some shit
>>155112638Idk just search the writer of Narnia and his quotes.Being a clown and having fun are not the same.The latter is being true to oneself, the former is craving attention.>>155112655Ah, yes. That is the name.
>>155112549Shitface is genderfluid/they them but that's because there's literally two niggas inside of them.
>>155110851>>155110867Prime is sandbagging on purpose because he's happy to be part of a team up event btw
>>155112678>there's literally two niggas inside of themand is it a boy and a girl inside of him?
>>155112631This is just one prolonged death battle
>>155110851>>155110867DC can't catch a break.1
>>155112669Jesus almost all of these are dead franchises, no wonder people choosing to discuss kiddie shit with actual staying power instead pisses you off so much.
>>155110851>>155110867CHADulk rapes everyone in this picture
>>155112303> That's like merging mainline Sonic with Archie.Up to a point they were the same character. Split canons were something they implemented in the Adventure era.
>>155112130Kinda?I assume most people would consider inserting your entire body through someone else's a form of sexual assault.Also it bothers me that there are people that think The Mimic is redeemable.
>>155112657Attack on TitanSonic the HedgehogChainsaw ManDandandanAdventure Time
>>155112726Wouldn't every rematch be?
>>155112669Nta but WoW and Halo are currently filled to the brim with goyim cattle redditards AKA high tier manchildren.Idk about the rest though.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>155112699Yes. They even get their own separate bodies at the end of the movie.
Reminder, Shaggy EATS and FEASTS on your favorite verse's gastronomy.
>>155112360It wasn't really composite Godzilla as much as it was Ultima Godzilla.
>>155112804Simon drills Shaggy's prostate open
>FAGGY
>>155112631>Kratos vs Spawn>Vegeta vs Shadow>Batman vs Spider-Man>Ben vs Hal
>>155112814Nobody asked for your gay fetishes. Fuck off.
>>155112649To be fair, you're basically doomed to become an obsessive freak one way or another if you get FNAF'd.
>>155112831Batman would still lose against Spider-Man.
Powerscale her.
>>155110777Heavenly trips of TRUTH!
>>155112831>>Kratos vs SpawnNobody outside of these halls care. >Vegeta vs ShadowWould get dimes, but people just want Goku vs Sonic>Batman vs Spider-Man and Ben vs HalCould see it>>155112850Results could be the same. Rematches are not just for the first time loser to win.
Stop talking about Undertale victims
We didn't.
>>155110851>>155110867Oh look, HBOCtos.Reminds me of HBOCku...
>>155112860>NESSNESSNESSNESS
>Ness>Trannytale victim
>>155112859>Nobody outside of these halls care.People always complain they want to see that episode remade in 3D like Doomchief.
>>155111117lol goKEK!
>>155112866...start the fire.
>>155112885... No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.
Look at all these Touhou's victims!Funny how weak they are!
>>155111190Faora isn't Zod's wife and she's misandrist murderer, anon.
>>155112897Where?
Use onscreen feats only, man.
>>155111458lol goKEK!
I call into question Hulk's viability and his relevance. I've read several major comic wide events in the Marvel universes, and Hulk's usually jobbed/killed off screen, humiliated, or is one of the first to fall.>Age of ApocalypseHulk is one of the many fallen heroes>Future where Sentinels have taken overHulk is reportedly one of the first to fall when Sentinels figure out all humans are mutants.>Marvel ZombiesHulk's like, victim 1 after Sentry bites him.>House of MI don't even remember if he was IN this.>Civil WarHe was either off planet or didn't get involved.>MCUJobbed to Thanos in a one on one fight, was reduced to dabbing for face book likes, got emasculated by Jen, then jobbed to Spider-Man.>Canibal VirusHe's one of the first to contact it, but seems to be doing OK for himself. Has a harem.
>>155112910Stop crying, feat sissyThis is a Statements, lore and scaling general
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>155112910I prefer statements
>>155112926Hulk is the Hulkest Hulk. All the rest are frauds.
>>155112910Ngl, I always hope for someone asking to post feats ITT so I can have an excuse to post this clip, I hold it very close to my heart.
>>155112970Yeah, but if his history follows that of 616, shouldn't the green door and TOBA have revived him in Marvel Zombies? In AoA? Sentinel Future?Hell, why didn't Hulk stop that arrow Hawkeye shot him with that killed Banner? One of Hulk's biggest traits is he shows up when Banner's about to be killed.
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>155112926Green Door shouldn't even work outside the Marvel universe to add on to this.
>>155112926Warf effect
>>155112859I don't want Sonic vs Dragon Ball twice in one season.
>Big E>Robert Baratheon>Superman>Sonic>Master Chief>Doom Is there anything Touhou DOESNT job to?
>>155111816>>MU that makes sense thematicallyJunkotrap has more connections>>both characters are reasonably balancedThe fight would be extremely boring>>/dbg/ wants Junkotrap because shitpostingBecause it's way funnier and coolerFuck off Cuckyfag
Hulk also has never, EVER fought a threat like Galactus solo. Hell, he was even struggling to fight off Wendigo.
>>155112992*Worf
>KWABlactus>threat
>>155113019If he's such a bitch, why hasn't Hulk fought him one on one?
I’m not forgiving you so long as you are hunting me tranny neet
>>155112852Selina RAPES and GAPES Felicia.
>>155113029Hulk already GAPED his superior Thor many times.
Tarzan (Disney) vs Beast (Disney)Tarzan (Public Domain) vs Frankenstein's Monster17 and 18 vs Surge and Kitsunami
>>155111816>>both characters are reasonably balancedIn what world?
>>155113052Tarzan (Kingdom Hearts) vs Goku
Superman. Bejita. Sonic.
>>155113043Yet Hulk loses to jobbers like Sentinels and Apocalypse, while never actually fighting Galactus on his own.
>>155113052I'd rather have Tarzan vs Conan.
>>155111252Because prime knows that this is a superman story and he is here to mend his relationship with conner, he nerfed himself for the narrative so he could help conner and let clark be the hero vs zod.Prime knows more about comic and manga narrative than fucking modern editors.
>>155113080The ANAL DESTROYERS of Lex Luthor, Gigi, and Tails!
>>155113080The ANAL DESTROYERS of all goKEKs!
>>155111458
>>155113097>Gigi
>>155110924This happened.
>>155113164This Gigi would RAPE and GAPE Bejita and his boywife.
Post shithou going above mountain level
When will /dbg/ accept that AP does not equal DC?
>>155111612This poster is indian brown coded.
>>155113052The team really seemed to like Tarzan vs Conan, actually
What's the deal with the guy babbling about Touhou?
>>155113086>AUsYup.
>>155113210>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY SCHIZO DELUSION AND MY MADE UP POWERSCALING TERMS LIKE ATTACK POTENCY BECAUSE....YOU JUST WILL!
>>155113075Brother there are posters itt that want a war criminal to be pitted against a serial killer with a bodycount that could be counted on your fingers.
>>155113210>AP DOES NOT EQUAL DC!Okay, may I see the evidence their attacks are actually hitting that AP?>Uhhhhh
>>155113223See >>155112939
>>155113227Well, is Sentinel Future REALLY an AU? Cause it's a possible future in 616.
>>155113210Ki control is why Goku (universal+) is getting visibly harmed from Broly smashing him into some ice on the ground which leaves a small, almost unidentifiable crater, it's true.
>>155113210There can be no power scaling using math, logic or physics so long as the scalers selectively disregard the effects of those things. For example, an attack not damaging the ground or the environment or generating any surrounding force or pushing the planet out of orbit/alignment. You can't have it both ways. You either use those things or you don't.Pic related. Anyone with a brain and who can think for themselves can clearly see Cyborg's sonic cannon wasn't as powerful as he said it was because we can clearly see everything around them is fine and the universe has not been destroyed.
>>155113210Lmao, everyone is having a meltdown over this post!
>>155113227Ah yes, the famous AU, House of M and Civil War.
>>155113299Cyborg used that much power. Everyone in that room is strong enough where it's only an inconvenience to them. The building and in fact everything in the verse was build strong enough to casually tank it.
>>155113299>You can't have it both ways.Actually I can, in fact WE can... We've been doing it since forever.That's why we can have FTL characters who cap at city level, planet bound moon level characters, and anything beyond universe level.It's called fiction, hope you grow up one day to understand it
The only way for my sissy ass to win a fight is if we ignore entire Powerscaling concepts like attack potency...
*Negates your durability with AP hax*
It's funny because everytime a character gets a huge DC feat, powerscalers go crazy in excitement. Like if Kratos genuinely destroyed a planet in the next game, absolutely no one would say "psh big deal, he already deals multiversal+ ap!"
The only way my sissy verse wins any of its matches is if we make up schizophrenic autism like "attack potency" because we're too brown to understand basic physics...
The only way I can win is with HBOC, anklebiting, arena hazards and pity wins….
>>155113366Yep that’s a Touhou sissy!
>>155113366lol dragoKEKS!
My sissy verse doesn't win under any circumstances...
>>155113357What if there was a statement that the planet he destroyed had an even bigger and more dense tree than the one on his planet?
>>155113383Composite goyim…
My attack can pierce absolutely anything and cannot be resisted by any material but only leaves a small fist sized hole so I am not even wall level...
>>155113383White people...
>>155113383FAGrio....
>>155113383Everyone laugh at kikes!
>>155113223he's been having a hear-long melty over touhou, ignore it
>>155113400no no it breaks PAC MAN
Vee, Dave, and Phil vs Captchanhttps://youtu.be/rOEnbB-HKKM?si=tV2TX7IVbEFJ40Xo
I only win if somebody with stronger AP than me essentially starts attacking himself
>>155113330You're basically saying it's ok to be retarded if everyone is retarded.
>>155113404See >>155112939
I-I was raped... Some Dykes raped me...
>>155113383Samenic...
>>155113404But what exactly triggered him this time?
>>155113419No, he's saying you are retarded, anon.Anon, you are too retarded to understand fiction. Children are smarter than you. Actual TODDLERS defeat you with mere presence of mind.
>>155113426Slammy...
>>155113436See >>155112939
>Death battle considers all stats and popularity to weigh a character in a MU*Hyperventilates* JUST BECAUSE IM MASSIVELY OUTSTATED IN BOTH PHYSICAL CATEGORY, INTELLIGENCE AND SALES DOESNT MEAN MY HERO DOESNT WIN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INDOMINTABLE HUMAN SPIRIT!?!
The only way for my verse to win is by lying about our cosmology and hiding behind it...
>>155113449You're just going "no u" at this point at the fact you and power scalers are all mentally ill and delusional.
I can't believe in the concept of AP... Otherwise my hero would lose all his MUs...
>Closes her hand>You hero disintegrates How do you respond without sounding mad?
>overpowers you Cucky hax and sodomizes youKINGnic…
>>155113409Quite literally the only time I think dave has won something.
>>155113489I can beat her with my-
>>155113489He survives and regenerates.
>>155113210>MHA vs Versus be like.
>sodomizes Gaynic...
>>155113436he's just seeking attention, he makes random posts with no provocation like these often
*jobs*My hero?
>>155113516Goku and Superman of course.
>>155113489My hero is made of hot shit, once he died he will explode into a sea of boiling shit that will stick to everything and everyone Enjoy winning while covered in shit!The best part is that by the time you get angry at that my hero will be already dead, you can't retaliate against him at all!
>>1551134851 I'm not a powerscaler - you are. Powerscalers are always bitching about muh consistency with muh irl physics and appear delusional about fiction, believing it's real somehow 2 you are projecting
>>155113521Really now. And your hero's name?
>>155113521
>>155113532KINGNIIIIIIIIIIC
>>155113489>>155113515See >>155112939
The Reddit tier attitude combined with the agrression of sharty annoys me
ROAR!
>>155113521Great Mighty Pooanon...
>>155113542
>resists all the haxes in your verse>tanks every hit from the strongest characters in your verse
>>155113501This thread was good.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155107087/#155107523
Bro I’m totally not seething>*Posts about you 24/7 all day*Look at how not angry I am>*posts 80 times*P-please believe me…>*blocks you*
>>155113592>
>>155113489Beerus loses to THIS!?
>>155113612no
>>155113612Yes
>>155113612See >>155112939
The winner? Let me describe him>[THE WINNER] is a character created by the Japanese game designers Yuji Naka and Naoto Ohshima. He is the protagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise and the mascot of the Japanese video game company Sega. [THE WINNER] is an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog who runs at supersonic speed.
>Full head of hair and gorilla like chest hair>Six figures>Dont know the first thing about TouhouMy hero?
>>155113604Fag
>>155113604I can't believe Orin did this...
>>155113645True.
>>155113645He wins the Cucky Loser competition btw in case that matters
>>155113651Rudeus Greyrat!
>>155113651Tarzan.
>>155113655>FAGrio's favorite competition out of NOWHERE
>>155113655Nobody mentioned Sonic's SISSY Goku though.
I'm too scared to face that verse with my hero... That's why I can only post in a passive aggressive way against it...
>>155113695FAGrio...FAGoku...FAGlly.... FAGnya...FAGzilla...FAGtos...
>>155113695Goku?
>>155113695Undertalebro...
>>155113695SONICtos...
>>155113695lol goKEKs!
Post your hero beating popeye
Popeye? Sonic has no problem rewriting the script. He easily speed blitz the SLOWer man. Sonic runs circles around him as he easily dodges his weak punches that only solo building level threats like FAGtama. In midst of the swings Popeye catches a glance of Sonic's tight blue asshole. Smoke blows out of his pipe all memories of Olive Oyl disappears. He out his can of spinach, not to get the energy to fight Sonic, but to do what he wants more. "You know, Chili Dogs are a lot tastier than nasty old Spinach". Popeye isn't listening of course, he uses his gag feats to make two of them with the other standing in front of Sonic. "He tried to defeat me now he's eating me meat-y. I'm FAGeye the GAYlor FAG!" Sonic works with expertise on both of the Popeyes. No amount of spinach could prepare him for this. Popeye reaches for another can of spinach and Sonic casually swats his hand away. Accepting defeat, he's drained completely. Sonic won.
>>155113695VerSISSIES...
I am tired of all this Japanese shit.
>>155113652
>>155113800My HERO, HEROji is so HEROIC!
Rover is CULTIVATING right now
>>155113655>Cucky Loser competition THE WINNER WILL ALWAYS BE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
>>155113794Then bring out KINGTOOOOOOOOOS
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC As ALWAYS the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
>BITCHtrap ankle biting again
>>155113754Popeye is above scripts, cucky archie sonic loses
>samenic melty
KINGtrap? Layered soul resistance and immortality.KINGtos? Not immortal.Simply put, KINGtrap will beat KINGtos no diff.
>FAGrio
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIO The small rat yips for his master...
Isn't Springtrap outer while Kratos is only low complex multi?
>>155113892>The small rat>FAGachu out of nowhere
>WARIO the MINDLESS MINIGAME MONGREL out of NOWHERE
>>155113892>small ratShitnic!
>>155113903BITCHtrap can't even break a wall. Just like how Kratos can't even breaking a mountain.
>can't even breaking a mountain.
>Wario the IMMORTAL GARLIC GOLEM out of nowhere
>can't even breaking a mountain.SAAAAAAAR!
>>155113996
YUP YUP YUP! Another easy win for the strongest character to ever exist
>>155113996Funny
>>155114026pic unrelated btw
>>155113996Sexless Tardku spics...I...
>>155114011FEEEEETREEEEEEEN!!!!
>>155114011
>>155114026
>>155114026...flandre scarlet!
>>155114066>the next frame is Frieren sliced in half YUM
>mind broken spammer revealing himself as FAGrio
Bring me the HEAD of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.
>gayrio wants HEAD from Sonic
CHADrio is always aHEAD of poopnic
>Schizonic
The rodent and plumber cultists need a containment board
>gaining can't stop craving cute plumber penis
>>155114204Isn't that /v/?
>gaining
GODrio and RAPEnic owns you.
>>155114192MINATOOOOOOOOOS!!skrullsura...
I got poop on my dick
>>155114261FAGrio...
>>155114261Sonic…
>>155114237Both are dimeless
Chucky won.Springtrap lost.
....
Jack frost battle royale
>FAGrio is trying to make GODnic gay
Yep Mario and Sonic lost this thread
You people need to go outside
...to celebrate GODnic winning another thread!
>>155114273Only Shitnic is dimeless, franchise charts confirm it.
>>155114315NO TO TOUCH GRASS YOU FUCKING MORON.
>>155114261That's what you get for RAPING and GAPING Sonic's tight blue asshole, FAGrio.
Notice how FAGrio and FAGoku just want to fuck GODnic?
>>155114337now that's a rape and gape if i've ever seen one
> rodent and plumber cultists BOTH have sexual fantasies about both combatants
This is pathetic as fuck
Mario and Goku menage a trosing Sonic's tight mouth and butthole.Mario and Sonic DPing Goku's tight butthole.Mario servicing Sonic and Goku's frotted thick cocks.
>>155114362>rodent and plumberPikachu vs Mario?
And this is why these threads keep being deleted
The winner is WALLY WEST
KAIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS
>>155114369Yeah really
>>155114362>rodent and plumberSonic the faggot vs Mario?
>This thread.https://youtu.be/vqnjdekXELs?si=TvnkSozcv3hhYpI-
>/dbg/ was never the same again after those days
I personally think all future threads would improve tremendously if Sonic and Mario was never talked about ever again. And all the faggots spamming gay fantasies died in an oven.
>>155114430i dunno. I like having a paddling pool of slop to wade in. Where else can I talk about non-current shounen on 4chan? My /a/ threads barely reach five posts.
>>155114299as expected. as ALWAYS.
>>155114388wrong >>155114424correct
>>155114466I genuinely hope you get cancer
*hbocs*Don’t worry, I rape that manchild too
>>155114446Which fight did the most damage? (Surprised Goku vs Superman isn't here)
>>155114461I want battle boarding and power scaling.I had enough with the fetish projecting shitposts.
>>155114458Funky Kong on the Bowser Bike no-diffs Flash
>marionic meltyKWAB!
>>155114487They don't want you to know this but /tg/ loves powerscaling. The trick is to add "in Palladium" or "in GURPs" at the end of your question of how powerful x is.
The 3 Pillars of /dbg/
>>155114461No one wants to read your gross ass fetish spam. You want to make shitty retarded nsfw fanfiction? Go to fucking Ao3 with the rest of your kin, asshole.
>sonicrio derail
>>155113222Ah that's what I was trying to think of. It is a surprisingly close match up even if you only use the more narrow canon pulp novels.Tarzan doesn't defeat giant dinosaurs barehanded, but even surviving those encounters is near around Conan's better feats.
>>155110851>>155110867This means Zod RAPES and GAPES SHITry btw
>>155114523>derail>in /sonic vs mario general/
>>155112638Narnia is more important than you'll ever be btw
>>155114568It says Death Battle not>AO3 rape fanfic generalget the fuck out>but-GET. THE FUCK. OUT.
>>155114568>/sonic vs mario general/>>>/v/
>>155114424Sonic is HOLY.
>>155114587>>It says Death Battle notMario and Sonic have 2 Death Battles and will have a third one next month?
>>155114605>>155114605>>155114605
>>155114607I DON'T FUCKING CARE
>>155112362yes saar I did too, please do the needful and tell death battle to redo of the fighting
>>155114918???
>>155112615No>>155112678>>155112796
>>155114918Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
