The reboot is here.https://youtu.be/gI2ddjpDaM4?feature=shared
>>155114493Kind of cute and uncanny
>>155116076It's weird. They're going for this vibrant colorful look, while also having highly detailed trains that bounce around.
>>155114493this reeks of corporate meddling
>>155114493Why are they changing the catchphrase to "Really helpful engines"? What the fuck is wrong with being useful?
>>155116241well, that's been the history of thomas for about a decade at this pointlooks better than all engines go at least
>>155116281it's literally just all engines go but 3D instead of 2Dwake me up when they do an actual adaptation of the books
>Kid voicesFuck
>>155116277Because it implies that if you're not useful, then you're worthless. That and the whole train graveyard in the OG books probably didn't go over well for modern audiences. Remember, Thomas sells alot of toys to little kids.
>>155116493>duuuude the analog horror of the old stuffWhy are normgroids like this
>original author wants to write children's books about talking trains that also doesn't treat kids like retards, because he hated that>80 years later, grown ass adults go AAAAAA SO SCARY THIS IS LITERAL HORROR I'M GOING INSAAAAANNNNEEEE
>>155114493It's like "All Engines Go!" but better.Also, while Bruno was actually a nice addition to the series, why did they keep him a caboose in this? They redesigned Bertie and Harold, but they couldn't turn Bruno into British brake van?
>>155116493reason no. 48934 as to why I hate how normies percieve Thomas The Tank Engine.
how many shows are there now
>>155114493>Sir Topham Hatt isn't fatIs this reboot body shaming?
>>155116486Yeah, that's an immediate NOPE from me.
>>155116277time to be a really USELESS engine all day and sleep in the sheds
>>155119280>Nonny the NEET engine
>>155116862>It's like "All Engines Go!" but better.It's literally the same fucking thing
So Toby has to sleep outside or in a tool shed but a freaking Diesel gets his own shed? some bullcrap.
>>155114493i'm 90% sure this is ai in some capacity and if not ai intentionally made to look like it as a ploy to adjust kids to the ai style they want to use in the future
>>155119414That's not a diesel. It's not even an engine at all. It's a brake van.
>>155119621>>155119414Why would you buy an Autistic Caboose!?
>>155119316No? It looks like it's going to have much more restraint than "Al Engines Go!".
>>155114493Will he say the n-word in this one or not?
>>155120148it's still fucking shit is what it isplease get some taste
>>155116493I liked the train graveyard stuff as a kid, the art was cool
>>155116465they don't do that anymorewhich is disappointing, there were still some from the original series that were unadapted alongside the stuff made by his son
>>155114493Definitely seems better than AEG at least, but I have some issues. All the redesigned locations look so toyetic, why does Tidmouth shed have a big sign of its name on the roof and a helipad? Why doesn't Thomas have Annie and Clarabelle instead of generic, lifeless coaches? Why doesn't the show look like the promo art, because it looks like they used AI for the promo art. Also still no sign of Edward, why does Mattel hate him?
You'd have to be retarded to watch Thomas past season 5
It's not what I wanted.It's what I expected.
>>155117830Just because he isn't Peter Griffin-obese doesn't mean he isn't fat.
>>155119414Hehe Tiddymouth
I know they gender-swapped atleast one engine (some literal who named Charlie) because of the lack of female representation in the cast, but I just really hope trannies won't make some big fucking deal about it. No it didn't transition, no it's not representation for you. Some big wig said "we need more girl trains to make more money".
https://youtu.be/ns5NcC1iA4g?si=pZUtu7bTVizA83O_
>>155117830The trains deliver ozempic now.
>>155122443WHO IIIIIIIIIIISSS IIIIIT
>>155121997i know there's a lot of autistic trannies, but i think you might need to take a step back and ask whether it's likely any one of them will give a fuck about thisfrankly, paying anything thomas-related any mind in the current year is insane (goes for everyone in thread, not specifically you); it became an artistically worthless IP the second it stopped using live-action models, and even then, the last season worth talking about was 4, maybe 5 or 6.
>>155122552google 'ttte rusty non binary'
>CGI is cheaper than models
>>155122776Britt Allcroft was always insane but in the 90s she really lost her marbles
>>155120320Even the original TV series wasn't a proper adaptation of the books; they changed a lot of shit, dumbed down other aspects, or completely rewrote certain stories.
>>155120749>t. never saw the Brenner Era
>>155123554CGI Thomas is fucking foul, I don't give a shit if they "threw fans a bone" by quoting the wiki. It's all retarded. Kys.
>>155123554that shit turned TTTE into a comedy instead of a show about trains>b-b-but they made obscure railway series reference #578.......any jackass can look up shit on the wiki
>>155116277These days, saying someone is "useful" is not really a compliment, or desireable in the least. It basically just means you're a fucking tool. Which is not typically something a sentient being wants to be.
>>155124403The fuck are you talking about bro, it's a series about talking trains
>trailer been out for a day>still no tug video
>>155125005UnluckyTug is fucking washed, all he does is suck off Mattel
>>155117830You're the one not calling him "The Fat Controller", you hypocrite.
>>155125005Tug needs to make more analysis videosHis take on Incremidles 2 is exactly what I was thinking His take on Cars was good tooBetter than mr giant crab manTug said he wanted to but the Star Wars stuff he made no one cared for and he stoppedNo ones gives a shit about Star Wars Anyway I lost hope for this reboot This is All Engines Go but prettierOr better yet, this is just Chuggington with Thomas charactersAbyssal crap but better means nothingMaybe it'll be better than BWBA era at least too. Or the boring Hit era. And it does look pretty.
>voiced by a childThomas is 110 years old
