Are you a Hank, a Dean, or a Dermott?
>>155117135I'm a Dean who wants to be a Hank.
>>155117135I'm a Shoreleave
>>155117135I fancy myself a Brock sometimes, but I am 100% a DOCTOR BYYYYRON ORPHEUUSSExcept at least he USED to have a hot wife, and has gotten laid at least once because his daughter is his flesh n' blood unlike mine.
>>155117135I'm a Doc Venture
>>155117135pre timeskip 24
>>155117194Lol queer
>>155119170Buy based
I'm definitely a Dermott
>>155119184buy based what? a cake thats based on an old recipe?
Hunter
>>155117583So... you're a burned severed head?
>>155119432reckon anon meant 'but'
>>155117135Dean honestly grew on me until the cuck arc. Also speaking of dermott is he actually doc ventures son?
>>155120172It's made quite clear that he is. Even Dean knows Dermott is his bastard half brother. Hank did too until he got his memory of it wiped.
>>155117135I'm a H21
>>155117248Faggot.
>>155120339may I suggest that you take your 'local color' elsewhere? you're drawing undesirable attention to my presence
I’m a Dr. DugongI have gentle cuttlefish
>>155117135Definitely a Dean.With a little bit of Hank.
>>155117135I’m a H.E.L.P.e.R.
You’re pissing on my leg and telling me it’s raining!
>>155117135i am a billy quizboy
>>155117135>Single childWhat does this make me?
>>155121138are you a Triana?
>>155121202I don't know, maybe. Don't like my parents, I'm pretty sure they don't like each other, it is what it is.
>>155121216ah, a Rusty then
>>155121138>>155121216Rusty. He was a single child. And no, JJ doesn't count because 1, Rusty grew up a single child and 2, JJ isn't a conventional brother. He's a teratoma that turned into a person as a result of the imperfect cloning tech when Rusty was first cloned. JJ is basically a Rusty clone as well as far as genetics go.
>>155120937Eat the pennies.
IGNORE ME
>>155121262He did have playdates with his clone brother Malcolm and (potentially) bastard half-sister Tara.
I am calibrated to identify myself with.... The Nozzle
>>155117135I'm Dean but Hank when I'm drunk.
>>155120259This but early seasons.
>>155121253>>155121262>I'm a RustySomehow this is even worse
>>155117135Unfortunately Dean.Im not as self obsessed and never was, but any manic energy goes to being sardonic and profitable, not heroism.I cannot imagine Dermott being anything like that at 32.
>>155123143why haven't you lift yet?
>>155119673I respect that, ma'am
>>155122278How come the show never did more aliens?
>>155123498Couldn’t be voiced by Publick and/or Hammer
I'm Sgt. Hatred :(
>>155124302The pedophile part or the moobs part?
i'm a nerdy Hank. so like the best of the both worlds. too bad im a poorfag. if i had the money they won on season 6 i would dominate the world being a villan in ascension.
>>155124302Holy Gynos Anon!!
>>155124324Both. But I hate being a pedophile like he does. The alcoholism too.
>>155124376Oh.
>>155124328Also i would never make a contract with that vampire dealers. So I think if i was cunning and lowkey enough I would have game for at least over a decade before retiring
>>155117135In my mind I'm a Colonel Gentleman, but my body is that of an Action Man....
>>155124400At least he hates it. Most of the other pedophiles on this site clearly don't.
I'm Dragoon
>>155117135I'm a Dean named Hank
>>155124707I only look at porn of women with breasts or maybe men if I want to. I don't know why that's so hard for others.
>>155124759wrong night
>>155117135 I used to think I was someone like Dean, but I'm starting to realize I'm more like Treister, even got a fucking pacemaker, thankfully it's for bradycardia than heart attacks and pee pee cancer
>still no Venture Bros season 8
>>155119170Lol sheer>>155120339Sperg
