Kurt could make a killing if he thought like Sauron
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>>155126975What would he do with the money though
>>155126975Isn't The Lizard more of a uh, scallly
>>155127753Cocaine and bitches.
>>155126975He should take over middle earth?
>>155126975He’s spent 60 years fighting with his Lizard side and becoming one also gives you superpowers, it’s a terrible idea
>>155126975You mean scalie.
>>155128592It means nothing now. During that stupid Spider-Island event Mary Jane and some of her supermodel gal pals took the serum to temporarily become lizard super models and fight off the obligatory horde enemies of the event at one point. There were no permanent consequences from this.
>>155126987Wow Homophobic Parker strikes again
>>155129724He probably sings Oliver's army while swinging through Brooklyn
>>155126975>>155126987This is basically what he tried to do in TASM
>>155126975>>155126987Good compromise with TASM Lizard. What if Sauron made a serum that cured cancer but it also turned them into a dinosaur and he refused to make one without that effect?
How come Spider-Man never gets tangled in the invisible jewish line spanning New York
>>155129885This is why Christianity is a thousand times better, since it literally says Jewish schizoid man made traditions don't get to come before the laws and word of god.
>>155129986Let's just ignore that the entire global economy is built on usury, though.
>>155126975A lot of Spidey villains could easily make money using their expertise
