All characters are the same these days
>xitter postWhy don't you use your brain to form an opinion instead?
>>155127180I'll bump this just because you're an even bigger faggot than OP
>"On these trusty purple mutant thingies!">"You better not be another mini boss, you better be the final one!"
>>155127154Why do you watch cartoons?
>>155127154Need to raise low empathy main character psychopaths somehow.
>>155127197>Weatherman says it's raining>God do you form your own opinions!?
>>155128991In english.
>>155127180Unfortunately, it doesn't auto-sage every reply. So, it's basically pointless.
>>155127154It's actually;-The vulgar cynical one-The vulgar sneering one-The vulgar snide one-The vulgar sardonic one
>>155127154everyone wants to self insert as the funny sarcastic oneno one wants to be the loser comedic relief to be LAUGHED AT
>>155129004god damn you are stupid
>>155127154>CatholicCanuckself-loathing hapa groyper detected lol
Sex with the blue man thing
>>155127180necrobumping a thread from page 10 (or 11) will say otherwise.
>>155129830-The one who's all above-The Sexual Harrasser (by Feminist standards- The ugly lesbo dyke- The annoying retard
>>155127154That is a 4chan post, but with hyphens instead of meme arrows. You have a worthless brain>>155127180Posters are retarded
>>155127154>>155127180I'm calling you both faggots and i want the entire board to see it.
>>155130691seconding.
Altered Beast would make for a better tv show.
>>155127154https://x.com/zen_nif/status/2090576311714783411Reminder that Japan's impression of this is "What the hell was that?!?" and "This will be much better if this was in the classical Disney or Don Bluth style and not have it look like upscaled Family Guy".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmiFCg0_0eM
>>155127154We need a new word for Netflix slop.
>>155127180FPWP, OP is alright and this anon is a whinging mega faggot.
>>155127197Truly spoken like an insecure, projecting retard.
>>155127462How is millenniel writing indistinguisable from AI?
>>155129830>>155132233All acceptable answers.
>>155135339>upscale Family GuyFamily guy looks better than this Temu Rick and Morty dogshit.
>>155135388AI formats and recycles words identically between paragraphs
>>155135388Guess what AI is trained off of
>>155135339Forgot picture.
>>155135407All of Japan's normie anime look on the same level as Family Guy.Plus the only time Family Guy looked better then Golden Ax: The Animated Series was with the Pie Song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_geDVVNUI
>>155135388Zoomer, millennial writing is what got us Ruddish Mickey, post season 9B of SpongeBob and Looney Tunes Cartoons.
>>155135494>normie anime>posts only cartoons for little kidsIt's like comparing Dora the explorer and the x-men
>>155135525Only Anpanman is meant for little kids, everything else is prime time adult animation.>But Doraemon....Granted, but Doraemon is for ages 5 to 125, also Doraemon got away with shit Made In Abyss wishes it got away with.
>>155135525All age anime IS normie anime in Japan. (to be fair Anpanman really isn't all ages).
>>155135555Read >>155135542
>>155127154Who is this for? Modern Sonic fans who seethe at the sight of Mike Pollocks existence and can't go ten seconds without talking about their pronouns? You know the industry is fucked when they have to dig up old corpses of IPs most people forgot about, also they're all gonna get replaced by AI anyways so this show won't even be a thought in my mind. These characters are all written the same and have that crappy millennial writing that all modern shows have. It's like the people haven't even played the games, and I'm a zoomer who beat the first 2, I haven't played the 3rd one or that one modern one on the Xbox.What's next? A Bonanza Bros show where one of the characters is a faggot? Still I'm not gonna watch this, because I can already tell what the show is gonna be based just off the trailer. The women look ugly, the men look like wimps wearing a buff bodysuit, no not watching. >>155135339Yippie! Now I have a reason to skip on it.
>>155127154Because vulgar sarcasm is the only way people can communicate in media.
>>155135575Zoomer, not millennial.Source: I am a millennial, and we don't wright like that.Anyway the only reason why we got this Titmouse slop is because TMS said no because "You didn't watch Shenmue".
what's with the middle dude shouldn't he be an old man?
>>155135632They cucked him pretty bad. But you can't have old wise white people in shows anymore or Lilith (they/them) and Betty will cry about racism or male fantasy or some BS. They could've just written him off but nope we can't have masculine characters or the chuds win or something, I'm just sick of it.
>>155135610>Anyway the only reason why we got this Titmouse slop is because TMS said no because "You didn't watch Shenmue".Guess I have more than enough reasons to avoid this Golden Axe show. Then again, I don't watch Paramount+ anyway.
>>155135654>Lilith (they/them)Pretty sure that Lilith is a she/her (XY, 200cm and 120kg, convicted sex offender) name.
>>155135494Shinchan's style is pretty cool
>>155135805It sure is.
>>155127180does that still work?
>>155135494Is this Famicom or someone pretending to be him?
>>155135494>chatGPT fake nerd enters the thread.
>>155135934I hope it is him. If there's someone autistic about Sega especially 90s Sega I'd trust him. Crazy concept I know, but he grew up during that era. He has his own crazy way of explaining stuff and as an autist myself I can kinda read it all.
>>155135983Why should I venerate this faggot?
>>155135990>venerateIf I have to look up a word to see what it means, normally I wouldn't reply but to answer your reply, he's not that bad, besides there's other worse schizos out there who are way way WAY more annoying than him, he's the top of the iceberg when it comes to schizos. Being mad at him isn't gonna solve anything except make people think you're a bigger schizo than he is. See him post? Ignore him, simple as that. Don't even waste mental energy.
>>155135339The UStards will say the nips are evil racist chud for this?
>>155135978More like...>ChatGPT: Actual Japanese person enters the thread.
>>155127154they could also be all four: smart, comic, kind and serious
>>155136096
>>155136076TMS didn't want it, if Shenmue: The Animation did better they would've done Golden Axe: The Animated Series and a 4th season of Sonic X, but instead Golden Axe: The Animated Series went to Titmouse because TMS didn't want it due to Shenmue: The Animation's bombing.
>>155136105Doesn't help Shenmue 3 was outdated when Yakuza pretty much took over that genre and overshadowed it completely and it even ended on a cliffhanger for a 4th game that'll never come out. Also the whole Epic exclusivity thing and Tim Sweeny begrudgingly refunded the Kickstarter backers and pretty much ruined the hype instantly for it, and then the game came out and the voice acting was the same and the gameplay was barely updated. Overall don't get hyped for revivals even if you have fond memories for the originals.
>>155136150At least it's getting a second chance on Switch 2.https://www.gonintendo.com/contents/61234-shenmue-iii-enhanced-framerate-resolution-detailed-chances-of-shenmue-i-ii-switch-2
>>155127154>"catholic" in profile handleMeh opinion at best
>>155136170It's kinda already over, the fans of that series already moved on to Yakuza. Maybe it'll get a smidgen of a chance and get maybe some DLC that wraps things up. Other than that I have zero hope for this series coming back in full. Yakuza already fills that niche for people and they've done great with the series so far of you ignore the awful English voices. Anyways back to GOLDEN AXE. Sega will milk all their old franchises and will immediately forget about them if they fail and just put all their focus on Sonic and Angry Birds. They're kinda putting too many projects in development and that's usually a sign of desperation from a company that's starting to lose money on stuff.
>>155135654In what world does your mind even live in?
>>155136206A one where retarded faggots aren't scared of buff men. Kinda ironic though, gay guys love buff men and lesbians love curvy women and yet all these LA mfs keep doing is making them ugly. Guess homophobia is okay when they do it. Kinda explains why I've been seeing lgbtv niggas fighting with each other now.
>>155127154Honestly it's pretty pathetic when these adult cartoons can't even match up to the character writing of standard YA fair from the 80s, like dragonlance, which had very distinct characters in a high fantasy setting, we've gone backwards.
>>155136084No
>>155137502
>>155127154Do they say "fuck" a lot so you know how vulgar and edgy they are whilst shying away from forbidden topics like racism and transphobia like every other edgeslop?
Stupid looking characters and stupid lazy writing.Gotta love modern day.
>did you know if you put 'sage' in the options bar you can call OP a faggot without bumping his thread?OP has the troons seething and all he had to do was post the truth.
>>155135339I love chinks' impressions
>>155138465No
>>155135494Conan is more popular than Anpanman and it has a decent artstyle
>>155135209What makes you say that?
>>155138913Yes but normies over the age of 12 don't bother with it, when it comes to people over the age of 12 it's just male otaku over the age of 18 lusting over Ran, Ran's friends and Ai because fuck Ayumi.That and Sho-Pro makes the lion's share of Conan's profits (80%), TMS makes most (over 95% at least) of it's money on Anpanman which is the only reason why they're still in business, otherwise they would've went out of business from Little Nemo.
>>155129830This is correct
>>155135494>>155135339>Famicom is here, FUCKFamicom IS HERE! FUUUUCK
>>155135610>Zoomer, not millennial.I thought to appeal to zoomers, the joke has to revolve around porn.
>>155140652Not everything revolves around porn.
>>155135494None of those have the "Family Guy" style, and they all have different styles from one another. Besides, Family Guy had good animation and style before it was cancelled.
>>155140829Cybersix puts Family Guy to shame however.
>>155127154Holy shit, all they had to do was copy He-Man; they're useless.
>>155140832true.
>>155136195Shalom, Moshe. I'm not watching the slop.
>>155140869>all they had to do was copy the biggest box office flop of the yearWow I wonder why they decided not to do that.
>>155140970Japan wanted them to emulate The Black Cauldron (another box office bomb), so you're not too far off.
>>155140973Cope
>>155127154that not what modern shows are likemodern shows go like this>the smart black person>the all powerufl girlboss>the agressively sexual gay guy>the emasculated white male loser who only exist to be humliated for comedy or be rescued / beaten up by girlbosses
>>155140970You're an idiot; I'm talking about the old series.
>>155135349What’s wrong with “garbage”?
>>155141105The Japanese are based; they don't care about money like American golems.
>>155141186They do, tard
>>155135388>be me>millennial>remember when the internet was actually fun>forums, AIM, shitty Flash games, >MySpace layouts>everyone just posted whatever dumb shit they were into>no algorithm deciding what you're allowed to see>no AI slop everywhere>just some dude on a forum arguing about anime at 2amhonestly miss that era
more like >the dumb fuck incompetent white man >the brown girlboss>the vulgar sarcastic one>the vulgar sarcastic one>the vulgar sarcastic one
the panic attack one
>>155135388easy, AI stops doing that shit if you tell it to stop
>>155141249>I'll make up stuff to lose an argument because I'm racist towards Japan even though ww2 ended nearly 80 years ago.
Ax us the dumb one, the dwarf the drunk one, and the woman the angry one and the leader, and Chronos the gay one
>>155141249They really don't, all they care about is making back their budget.
>>155141319No>>155141373Same thing
>>155135502>post season 9B of SpongeBobis garbage
>>155141379You lost the argument pathetically because I was talking about the fans, not the animators. But it is true that Japanese animators prioritize art over making money.That means you lost the argument twice.
>>155127154I hate millennial writing/Whedonisms with the fury of a thousand suns. Holy shit I am sick of it in fucking everything these days.
>>155141465You're acting like some cartoon super villain, which in turn makes you more of a loser than Famicom. Quit wasting your mental energy on this guy, you're not gonna win against an autist.
>>155129064Death Adder couldn't breathe! He was a good boy! He was trying to get his life turned around! He was going to go to college and get a good job!
>>155138504Only 17 abortions? How chaste and demure!
>>155140869As if He-Man hasn't been fucked 3 times already
>>155141546Lol, no>>155141509Not Famicom; I don't give a fuck about Laura or Hamtaro.
>>155141546I hope DA is nice and hammy in this one. He's perfect that way. Like in Sega Heroes.
>>155141284>The stinky ambiguously indian or muslum
>>155140970It seems like they did. The humour in the trailer's the same as in the movie.
>>155127154The worst part is that having even one vulgar sarcastic guy on the cast could be annoying.
>>155127154>gen-x becomes the majority of writers>suddenly every character's voice becomes similar, cynical, and obnoxious.You should've seen this coming. Gen-x was a highly stupid generation that believes they are unique, savvy and intelligent despite possessing none of those qualities while being the laziest, stupidest, second most arrogant generation.If Boomers are defined mostly by their greed then gen-x could said to be defined by their all consuming pretentiousness.
>>155141284>>the dumb fuck incompetent white man>is the most popular and well-beloved of the castEvery time
>>155129004 Let me get this straight: You believe that posting a caption from some fucker on Twitter and copying their opinion about a cartoon is exactly the same as a weatherman reporting the weather? Could you elaborate please?
>>155141509>You're acting like some cartoon super villainThe lefty is a redditor, to no one's surprise.
>>155141918You lost, tard
>>155141864nta but xfag is right
>>155140142literaly no one
>>155141928>/co/peLmao
>>155127154It's like the corpo version of Conan inspired DnD. It's just fucking bad.
>>155141934Yes, of course, that does make having no real opinions great. So long as you can get offended on behalf of whatever the fuck somebody on twitter is getting butthurt about that day. Please, list 5 cartoons you have watched recently so we can check how all characters are the same in personality and, specifically, vulgar and sarcastic.
Hack writers just write anything like it’s an abridged parody because it's easy and they think taking it seriously would make them cringe.
>>155142350Because nerds took some rando white girl bitching about this stuff seriously so they write everything ironically to seem "cool" and not dorky.
>>155141957Go back, tranny
>>155135420Same as millenials. How many times have I heard the same buzzwords and phrases spewed out from opinionates hacks who lucked into getting an opportunity.>>155135502I certainly hope you're using these as examples of BAD writing. Ruddish Mickey is the only one of these that you could argue is entertaining. Spongebob after the first movie is annoying dogshit held up by waifufags who have taste second only to lolifags in its filth. And if you are refering to the new Looney Tunes short, jusf go right on ahead and take a nice cozy bath with a plugged in toaster.
>>155140869Anon, have you not seen modern She-man?
>>155138465Based and truthpilled. Many are saying this, can you believe it?
>>155127154literally the only positive anticipation I've seen for this show is because it's being showran by the Lower Decks guy, and even then it's not "oh! it's being showran Mike McMahan, it's gonna be great!" but rather "this looks Bad but Mike McMahan hasn't broken my trust yet so I'm be willing to hope that it's just a shitty trailer and give it a chance"
>>155137887Ironically, no. The actually seem averse to using curse words. They dont have a problem with blood and cuts but naughty words are a step too far good sir.
>>155136195Im sorry mommy and daddy made you go to sunday school but that's not an actual counter argument against him.
>>155135339i do not place any extra importance on the opinions of the japanese
>>155142268>that does make having no real opinionsYou don't even know what the word "opinion" means, midwit.
>>155142380
>>155141126name 50 examples
>>155142566No, and it's not even the same series.
>>155135388>>155142535Stupid Zoomer, this was invented by Gen X.
There are people in this very thread that are offended that you insulted their hecking vulgar asshole comic relief character
>>155142685Obviously not but that aint the point. If they fucked up He-man so many times, what chance in blue hell would they get Golden Axe right.
>>155142711Disengenous retard, you dodging the critique.
>>155142858No, you're mentally retarded. "Millennial writing" has existed since before you were even born; Gen X invented it.AI writing resembles it because it's a cheap copy.
>>155142673You are
>>155142981>no u
>>155135388One was written by soulless automatons and the other was written by AI
>>155143407Samefag
>>155143407Kekkles
>>155135494bro have you seen how good some of their movies look? some of the Shin Chan ones especially
>>155144246>Crayon Shin-Chan.It just has to look like it was drawn with crayons, it doesn't say anything about being animated with crayons.
>>155135339>Reminder that Japan's impression of this is "What the hell was that?!?" and "This will be much better if this was in the classical Disney or Don Bluth style and not have it look like upscaled Family Guy".where?"This is quite the tempting art style" hmm that not negative impression
>>155144501"The recreation of the scene where you kick the thief and steal the potion is way too spot-on."again, not negative impression
>>155144501Thats a mistranslation/shop, it's really "Thats not a tempting art style if you ask me" but the sarcasm throughs it out of sync.It is a negative impression.
>>155144533>Doesn't understand sarcasm.
>>155144501>>155144533"I'm really looking forward to it. I hope it gets distributed in Japan too."oppsss japanese love it
>>155144584NO THEY DO NOT!!!!! You just posted a shopped tweet to a unrelated tweet.
Holy shit, there is literally no depth shills wont sink to.
I think there is such a thing called cultural saturation.
Anyone expecting anything good from this dead industry and culture is a damn fool.
>>155127154>golden axe animated showWho asked for this?
>>155145811Companies desperate for any and all IP to rape for profit and the leftist writers desperate for any and all IP to rape for political saturation.
>>155135494come on now
>>155147550Those are normie anime.
>>155142610lower decks is great
>>155148786This, better than expected
>>155148786>lower decks is greatStop with this meme
>>155142646anti-japanese racist
>>155144584>>155144533>>155144501not suprising since japs like Fate Grand Order’s self aware jokes so they would like this shitty "golden axe" adaptation
>>155149763He is posting mistranslations that are driven by sarcasm.They hate it, even calling "Upscaled Family Guy" and "Should've mimic Disney or Don Bluth, not Seth MacFarlane".
>>155141934That still doesn't excuse posting twitter screen caps.
>>155149739Cope
>>155135494gr8 b8 m8
>>155135494Family Guy looks like shit. Kodomo anime does not look like shit.
>>155150178You look like shit
This new Golden Axe show does not look like Family Guy at all. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>155129830Based anon understanding the nuances of synonymous words
>>155142918We should call it Daria Writing. Or, more accurately, Bill Murray writing.A bunch of GenX watched Ghostbusters and decided THAT'S LITERALLY ME.
We could have had an episodic Conan the Barbarian adventure, instead we got VIDYA GAMES SURE ARE WACKY AMIRITE GAMERS?I bet they even say something like "Big eagle, big turtle... Are there any normal sized animals?!"
>>155149790He blatantly isn't. You are just having trouble coping emotionally with the fact that Japan isn't some kind of "based island country that agrees with all my opinions".This show looks like shit, will surely be shit, but you don't need to create an imaginary Japan that has no normies living there to cope with it.
