Are you all caught up, /co/?
>>155127289That list starts off kino bu the last third is pure slop
>The Marvels not on the list despite this happening in itIt's so over, Carolbros...
>>155127352The way they've rolled the X-Men out over these last years, what should've been history's easiest layup, has been a masterclass in cluelessness.
>>155127289Angry youtubers explained them to me, I'm good.
>>155127375Yeah, because Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and Deadpool & Wolverine were such big flops, right?
>>155127398Are you simply not very bright? I'm talking creatively, story-wise. You're talking "LOOK AT THE BOX OFFICE BROOO" Don't waste my time dipshit.
>>155127289Fuck no. Not even a third.
>>155127653>I'm talking creatively, story-wise.So your parameters are completely subjective, whereas the box office is a quantitative yardstick of whether their approach has been well received or not. Noted.
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>MCUfags will defend this
>>155129350It's a yardstick of being received, but not how well received. That requires conversation and subjectives.
>>155129350
why only no way home?
>>155127289Mmmm I LOVE SLOPYUMMERS
>>155129433Only one about the Multiverse.
>>155127289Dr strange 2 but not Wandavision?
>>155127289All the MCU movies are mogged by X2.
>>155127289Why is Brave New World required, is there gonna be an important plot point about red hulk or something?
>>155129554Yeah, no Disney+ shows, only movies. I guess they're going to hit the brakes hard on more shows?
>>155127289Why isn't The Marvels required watching, I thought Monica Rambeau ended up in the X-men universe. That seems more relevant than Shang-Chi who doesn't need much explanation when dude who fights with magic rings shows up with all the other random heroes.
>>155129433>>155129536That and it reintroduces Tobey
>>155129651"Why's Falcon calling himself Captain America"
>>155129676Loki is required viewing
>>155131127oh shit, is Tobey in doomsday? Might go watch it
>>155131268It's not a big role, but his appareance does leave an impact.
>>155127289Cool, still entirely uninterested.
>>155131197Because Cap gave him the shield at the end of Endgame.
>>155131302hope it's better than just getting stabbed at the end of no way home or losing his best friend, dude deserves a nice pay off, he's the all time GOAT
>>155127289Loki Season 2 is the only one i haven't watched it.>>155127352The Marvels mega bombing killed the Carol push.
>>155127289entertainment isn't homework.
>>155127289>Are you all caught upyeah, is that bad?
>>155127328That's a consequence of the MCU spiraling into shit and new entries being dependent of recent releases.
>>155127289I haven't seen BP2 because of all the people praising BP 1 despite it easily being the worst one before infinity war
I know it's not on the list or will ever be referenced again but what did /co/ think of the Eternals?I've never seen itMost say it's boring but it has snyderverse-esque defenders for some reason
>>155132111Age of Ultron sucked pretty hard
>>155132324EhIt at least wasn't as stupid and up its own ass as black panther
>>155132168It's dull as fuck, has a ton of characters with barely any development, the ''romance'' has zero chemistry, and it's long as shit for no reason. So it's pretty much the closest thing to a Snyder-lite MCU movie.
>>155127289Only watching this for Ant-Man, I hope they at least do a Kang joke
>>155132705Zero chance they mention him
>>155127289>Only one Disney+ showReally makes you think
>>155132636Why do they keep claiming it's "different"? What's "different" about it?
Yeah, bullshit. Don't I need to watch a ton of other movies for those movies to make sense? I can start Spiderman at the third movie no problem?
>>155127289Why would you need to see X-Men/X2 considering it won't contain Storm or that Jean Grey? It's like a completely different team
>>155132950It was the first MCU movie to fail with critics.
>>155133052For Charles and Magneto I assume.
>>155133052Those are the only Fox movies that Feiger was involved in, and the whole movie is just one personal nostalgia trip gor him. It doesn't even make sense not to include DoFP since that's probably the most important X-Men film, given that's the team we'll be following and that film retroactively mashes well with the plot and themes of Doomsday.
>>155127289>here's your homework you have to watch before the movie you actually want to seeIsn't this what people dropped MCU after Endgame?
>>155133098Last Stand seems pretty important
>>155127289>Brave New WorldI'm still not watching your Mossad psyop, Disney
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>>155127289Lol fuck off Disney shill
>>155133098Thought Scott was already dead in DoFP? Besides when Logan resets timeline of course. I assume X2 is due to Nightcrawler's character
>>155131437>He's going to die doing this. He's going to die in that stupid costume!
>>155135263It is, but it's still weird that DOFP ain't there considering the plot is about time travel and how they delete one entire timeline. Ain't that relevant to Doomsday plot?
>>155135488>but it's still weird that DOFP ain't thereI'm pretty sure they want to avoid the Young X-Men connection like Fassbenders Magneto so people aren't confused when Secret Wars&Co introduce the MCU mutants
>>155127375>The way they've rolled the X-Men out over these last yearsTbh the real issue was not just making a fucking mutant movie. Instead we've gotten half a dozen characters going "hat is a mutant" across shows and movies>Kamala being a mutant apparently>MoM having Charles without much else>Namor in Black Panther calls himself a mutant but it's weird due to his half-Atlantean heritage>Jean fucking Grey in Spider-Man doesn't say mutant a single timeWe've theorized (blank) movie will finally be their introduction for half a decade and it's going nowhere.Current top theory is that Doomsday&Secret Wars will soft reboot the main MCU continuity, as in "the MCU but now there's a lot of mutants there too" which leads to the question why you'd introduce singular mutants beforehand.
>>155135527If the X-Men in Doomsday are supposed to be the same ones from after DOFP's epilogue, then they would have also gone through the events First Class/Apocalypse/Dark Phoenix decades before. Would also explain why Mystique is part of the lineup, if they're accounting that she was essentially Charles' sister.
>>155135600>Would also explain why Mystique is part of the lineupMystique dies in Dark Phoenix
>>155135622Obviously she came back along with Jean. There's like a thirty year gap.
>>155133240I was going to say that DoFP ends with them rewriting time, so Last Stand never happened, but as I was writing this I recalled that with the characters and events of Dark Phoenix means it can't actually align with X-Men 1 & 2.The final canon of that universe was: X-Men Origins: WolverineX-Men: First ClassX-Men: Days of Future Past (the past sections)X-Men: ApocalypseX-Men: Dark Phoenix (this is what fucks everything) The New Mutants (ties to nothing, means nothing, who cares) DoFP undoes Last Stand and subsequently The Wolverine. Fuck knows how Deadpool actually fits into everything; it'd make more sense if they stopped saying it was the same world. However, DoFP shows Logan returning to the then present (2014) to find Jean (and others) alive, but Jean (and other key characters, like Mystique) die in Dark Phoenix, which was set in the 90's. You could say, "She's the Phoenix, she got better off screen," and while retarded, that would fit how the universe was handled. Ever wonder how Professor X came back to life in that universe? In the after credits scene of Last Stand that nobody watched, Chuck spoke with Moira as a nurse. The explanation is that he had a previously unmentioned, comatose identical twin brother with no consciousness that he shifted his mind into when he died. Yes, really. The canonicity of Logan is dubious, don't think about it, Fox clearly never thought about their canon. The only way to spin listing X-Men 1 & 2 exclusively is if this is an alternate universe where only those two happened and nothing else counts. To be fair, that's probably wise, because outside of First Class and Logan everything else was just kinda shit.
>>155127289Seems like most of these aren't essential. They just have characters they're using again. Like X2 is probably only on the list because of Nightcrawler.Deadpool & Wolverine is probably only there because of Gambit.Why does Thunderbolts have an asterisk?
>>155135855>Why does Thunderbolts have an asterisk?Because Thunderbolts was never the official name, at the end of the movie, their team is revealed to be the "NEW AVENGERS"
>>155132168It's lame except for the celestial lore.The one part you actually need to know going forward is that planets are celestial eggs. Once a planet reaches enough intelligent life the celestial emerges and destroys the planet. This almost happened to Earth, but the Eternals stopped it. So now there's half a celestial corpse in the ocean filled with Adamantium and everyone wants it.
>>155127289I was fine watching Infinity War while watching nothing from that phase except Dr Strange
>>155135862But it was the name of the movie.
>>155135898Idk what to tell you, they had a whole marketing campaign and everything
>>155134881I'll save you the trouble. Here are the important parts.>The Celestial corpse from Eternals is full of Adamantium>Captain Falcon has vibranium wings now because he's black>And he has a hispanic sidekick
>>155135748Deadpool & Wolverine establishes that everything is under a singular timeline, the conflict is literally kickstarted by Tom from Succession wanting to destroy the FoX-verse timeline because he thought Logan was so good that it would be better to just end it right there than letting it decline.Exactly when the Deadpool films takes place or why Wade knows about an event that presumably takes place in the future? Don't think about it too hard.
>>155127289So is Captain Marvel never gonna important in the MCU?
>>155136047At this point they might just kill her off and replace her with Rogue.
>>155136129Soon
>>155132168the only reason i would ever see it is to simp for salma hayek and maybe angelina joliethe idea that there are beings who are paternalistic to protect humans, but never stop humans from fighting each other or give humans advice to stop doing retarded bullshit like have nukes, doesn't make any fucking sense
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>>155127289There's 12 things in this list I haven't watched and I ain't gonna watch any of them
>Ioan Gruffud F4 movies don't matterdropped
>>155135263DoDP ends by resurrecting the wholeOG team.The revised timeline is the one we're following in Doomsday.
>>155135600>>155135622>>155135636They're not taking the prequels into consideration for Doomsday. They might as well be not canon for the purposes of the film.
>>155127289I did actually see most of these aside from Wakanda Forever and BNW. Where's Ant-Man? Is he dead and buried as a character now?
>>155137365His last movie ended with a tease that he would be an important Avenger because he already fought against Kang, obviously that story thread is dead and buried now.
>>155127289It's unfair to ask kids to watch Deadpool & Wolverine. It's rated R and their parents won't let them. Also, if Deadpool is gonna be in Doomsday, I'll actually bother seeing it in theaters. I love Deadpool.
>>155136018>why Wade knows about an event that presumably takes place in the futureHe knows everything.
>>155137394Even without the leaks, Marvel hasn't been subtle about their presence in Doomsday considering they've had Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman publicly promote the film twice now.
>>155127289I am never going to miss the multiverse slop Era, and I'm glad almost nobody liked it
>>155137394Kids (as in Alphas) don't seem to give a flying fuck about Marvel other than Spider-Man. Disney knows they're banking on Millenial/older Gen Z nostalgia to carry this film.
>>155137473Like absolutely every piece of media, you'll see people start defending it in some 10 years.
>>155137473>>155137499I think it's just fascinating how people feel so embarassed by the inherent concept of fanservice crossovers when that is literally what comics were created for. And it does work, the most post-Endgame successful entries were multiverse focused barring Brand New Day. Doomsday will probably make $3 billion since it already made the first in ticket preorder sales.
>>155135924>go to the cinema and ask for a ticket to New Avengers>they tell me they don't have any movies called that>buy popcorn then leave
>>155137574>buy popcorn then leaveWhat's the popcorn for?
>>155137629It's not a trip to the cinema without popcorn
>>155135748Every single x-men movie is on its own timeline
>>155135748There was a New Mutants movie?
>>155127289I haven't watched since Infinity War.
>>155135884I watched Blactin AmericaI was aware of the egg thingI just don't know what exactly about was producing defenders
>>155127352Beast was in MCU? Marvels was so shit I somehow never heard of this.
>>155138554>Beast was in MCU?Her name is Maria Rambeau you racist fuck
>>155127289I'm going to watch all of it EXCEPT doomsday.
>>155132168A friend of mine invited me around to his place to watch it because we used to do a semi recurring movie night. We both thought it was shit and incredibly boring.
>>155137527Multiverse just for the sake of nostalgia and fan service is pure slop and that’s why people grew tired of it so quickly Most writers just do the same thing from Flash from Two Worlds where it’s the protagonist wearing a different costume.
>>155127289thats TOO damn long!
>>155138735BASED
>>155138554Nah, Monica ended up in the Xverse.
I'll be watching Dun3 anyhow, fuck "Infinity Vision"
X-men trinity is not canon?
>>155142039You can only watch one movie a month?
>>155142046Idk if any X-Men movie is canon to any other movie in the series but jean grey and professor x die in X3 and they're back in dofp
