Thomas and Martha Wayne died so their son could grow up and end up like this.
Died so? They died so a junkie could hawk pearls at 1% their value and get high for a couple hours.
>>155127478Still better than the Suicide Squad game.
>>155127478That is believe it or not supposed to be what Bruce Wayne is like, a wild, irresponsible nepo kid who's using his parents wealth as a turn-key business. It's the same shtick with the Scarlet Pimpernel and other such characters; a complete fop who you wouldn't suspect harm a fly leading a secret life of crime fighting.
>>155127478ehehe look at this moron! there's no way that's Batman
>>155127603>They died so a junkie could hawk pearls at 1% their valueAnd he'd only get to hawk tuah them.
A Muslim woman in heretical attire?
>>155127478What's the problem? Bruce is taunting one of his worst enemies
>>155127478Is bruce wayne acting batshit because of the trauma of watching his parents get gunned down?
>I have to see if he's hiding the diamonds in there, Alfred. So I'm going to dry hump the iceberg at the Iceberg lounge.>Shall you be wearing the speedo, then, sir?
>>155127478>economy so bad the billionaire has to become a stripper
>>155127478BATs for the other team
>>1551289741000 IQ move
>>155129907We can't allow America's billionaires to end up this way. I am proposing a bailout.
>>155127478Cringe
>>155127478This could have been a perfect opportunity to reference Adam west dancing.
>>155132087You are
>>155127478Endlesstrash.gif
>>155127478>newswoman with hijabdo the devs know Gotham City isn't in Montreal
>>155134015It’s a craphole
>>155127478>"YOU HAVE TO LEAVE!">doesn't leavewtffff what is Penguin even supposed to do here
>>155127478We need more Bruce (or Matches) fucking with other villains
this isn't batman bruce wayne for three reason:(skin is too umblemished and unscarred)(chud dance moves)(too much bulge, the real batgod canonically has a micro peen even if wankers want to complain that Azz drew him in a cold batcave)
>>155127603it's "hock"
>>155134272Wrong
>>155134289No, I'm pretty sure Hawkman was Joe Chill in one of the reboots.
>>155127812the general attitude leading up to SS:KTJL was>w-well at least it'll be better than Gotham Knightsand it was somehow much worse
>>155134272he's wearing a skin suit to hide the scars
>>155134078Get an army of penguin minions
>>155127478I feel like Bruce dancing like an idiot on purpose so people think "Haha look at this retarded bilionare lmao" is fine enough on its own. But he wouldn't be doing it naked since he's covered in Batman scars.C'mon game designers, get it together.
>>155127478Why is Penguin so upset?
>>155135278Batman scars are explained as he does extreme sports and gets into accidents
>>155127478Doesn't Batman deliberately act like a jackass as Bruce Wayne so nobody suspects he's Batman? I remember that being his characterization in the Dark Knight comics.
>>155134015Montreal is full of Jews unironically though
>>155127478I wish sexy billionaires were real
>>155127478I wanna bitch about things but holy shit I cant stop laughing over how powerless penguin is. cuz he doesnt know bruce is batsy so he has to treat him like civ bruce. pengy walking off at the end...lol, lmao;
>>155127478That's actually hilarious. Batman just fucking with Penguin using his Wayne persona, and he can't do shit about it.
>>155135278>Batman scarsHe got those scars fighting black guys at nightclubs whilst high.
>>155127478I'll take Bruce acting like a dumb himbo over him shitposting about Batman's identity online to "lure away suspicion" any day.
>>155136667why not both?
>>155127478Why is Bruce hanging out at a known supervillain bar anyway?
>>155127478Ayy, he's pissing off the Penguin, I'd say that makes it worth it. Little round fuck shook down my shop ten years back.
>>155135493Yes, and in the OP clip it's specifically backdated so that it looks like Wayne was dicking around while Batman was busy dealing with Two-Face elsewhere, thus putting the speculation to bed for good.
