>It doesn't matter how big he is>With God on our side... even I could beat him
>>155129478>But... how?>I'm gonna suck his gigantic juicy cockTruly the most righfful and beloved king of the jews
>>155129539You're sexualizing a minor, and you're trying to imply that you aren't Jewish yourself?
>>155129612>minorHe's almost 3000 years old AND it's not sexualizing at all, sucking cocks until the foreskins come off is a big part of jewish religion and you should be a better man and respect that, you NAZI
>>155129539>>155129730Shut up, burgertard
Was Solomon descended from this guy? Didn't Solomon worship Moloch in his elderly years?
>>155129746>burgertardIf I was I wouldn't dare to disrespect my masters, rabbi
>>155129750He allowed his foreign wives to worship other gods I think
I'll beat him with the power God and this deadly ranged weapon I brought.
>>155129860Stfu
>>155129750Yes, and no. Yes, Solomon was one of the sons of David. And no/yes, Solomon, David and all others worshipped "melech", but 'M-L-K" just means 'king'. Moloch wasn't actually a diety, just a title given to all male dieties. We don't actually know what diety the non-Jewish moloch was. It could have been Baal Hadad, Melquart, Yam, or something totally different.>>155129917This, but the truth is that Judaism was a canonical dual-worship system all the way until Hezekiah in the mid 700s. After Hezekiah tried (and failed) to revamp Yahwism to suite northern Israelite Elohist tastes, the Jerusalem temple removed Asherah from the temple.Original Yahwism with Asherah would continue in the other temples all the way into the Persian era (350bce), and possibly beyond.The myths of a unified kingdom, strict monotheism, a strict central temple authority, a singular temple, etc. wouldn't exist until the torah was compiled around 250bce.>/co/ resident Jew
>>155129478jewish power fantasy slop
>>155131933Kys
>>155131914You know nothing
>>155129478>be Goliath>good at sword fighting AND huge as fuck>swagger out to have honorable single-combat with another melee fighter>shitty little Heeb brings projectile weaponry>snipes you in the head before fair fight can even start>last sight of the living world is image of friends and comrades cucking out and running away from the cheatersI honestly feel really bad for Goliath.
>>155129612>>155129730No one has any idea how old David was when he fought Goliath. We don't know that he was the armor bearer of King Saul, and would become the King himself when annointed by the prophet Samuel, when he was 30.The only thing that would clue us into his age would be that fact his dad said David was the 'least of his sons', but it's possible his dad had many wives, and David was just the last in order of inheriting land. Being an armor bearer for the King would imply he was old enough to be in the military, but just assigned a logistics role, like a teamster.The movie made him young for the same reason they didn't show him cutting Goliaths head off, and lifting a severed head as a war trophy. Marketing wins over the actual text.
>>155129478He looks like Mirabel's mother from Encanto
>>155132040It was standard operating procedure for all soldiers to bring projectile weapons. The fact Goliath didn't bring darts or a javelin, or just raise his shield, or at least wear a helmet, just shows the Phillistines sucked at war.
>>155129478>im bound to win because my speed is superior!
>>155129478this is the best example of this art style I have ever seen.
>>155131914I don't think that's right. You're thinking of Baal.and the rest of what you said is not just wrong, but like, fedora-wrong. like really stop and go get your shit in order wrong. also,>BCEleave>>155132239he did have a javelin. it was as big as a weaver's pole.
>>155132100That's why older bible videos were better, back in the 80s and 90s. you totally got to see the gore. Goliath's head fucking gushed blood, and parents wouldn't say boo because it was history.I also submit that David was just a short man, because Saul gave him his armor, not something you'd do for a kid. And it didn't fit, because Saul was the tallest guy in the land. That's kind of a repeating story in both testaments, that the least becomes the greatest, the most unimpressive is the tool for the big guy, because that way you credit the wielder, not the tool.>>155129750well he did get swayed into other religions, like when you go full Hollywood and start telling people 'namaste' and quoting the buddha.Islam goes as far as to credit him with owning and commanding genies and shit.>God damn, wife number 486, your religion crazy but the pussy game ridiculous
>>155129478>Imma finna yeet dis rock into his head fr no cap on YHWH
>>155132239>It was standard operating procedure for all soldiers to bring projectile weapons.Into battle, yes. Not into duels of honor. David and Goliath were dueling so that the armies wouldn't have to fight. David cheated.
>>155131541Gtfo..>>155131959you first
