>you wake up in a universe where Moana is your wife>She loves you very much>But the terms and agreement of this is that if you abuse her, insult her, hit her (unless for consensual BDSM) or in any way make her unhappy (unless it's for delivering a bad news and then you comfort her) you lose her and return to your original shitty realityWhat do you do?
>>155131372Fart extremely loud.
>>155131372Post on 4chan
>>155131372What if it's a playful insult? Like one even sensitive people wouldn't get upset at.
>>155131442It's in the BDSM category so allowed
>>155131372>can't abuse heruhh I already can't do that. her creator wouldn't like it>can't make her unhappywell that's a problem, because there's this thing called estrogen and it is kind of a step above lead paint>>155131397race mixing makes absolutely gorgeous people. Do you not like Olivia Olsen? Or if you're a lady-type, do you not like Slash? or uh Christopher Judge Jr.?
>>155131372Slap her immediately because why the fuck would I want to live on some shitty island in a shitty time period?
>>155131689>because there's this thing called estrogen and it is kind of a step above lead paintThe OP says that if you deliver a bad news (everything is a bad news for a woman on period) it's ok if you comfort her, so is fine
>>155131397Kingdom Hearts is also shit.
Sail the seas trying to find white people
>>155131894in that case, I suppose. but imagine fucking up once and then your entire life is gone.. yeah... I don't know. I'm not perfect.
>have to live in PolynesiaNah fuck this, those islands are only cool when you're a tourist, people who live there are all unemployed and miserable
>>155132238>people who live there are all unemployed and miserableIs it that different from being unemployed and miserable here?
>>155131712>shitty time period?Coconut are free there
>>155131372Do I get to be a 19th century whaler in this scenario?
>>155133023Only if Moana allows you to kill what could be her ancestors reincarnated
>>155133308Maui killed a ton of whales what do you think his hook is made of?
>>155133345Wasn't it made with his parents or brother jaw?
>>155131372I'm not the sailing type so no
>>155131372I want to be her foot slave, not her husband
>>155131372Anon you just described a real life human relationship
>>155135083what da F bro
>>155131372I never saw this movie. The fuck would I care?
>>155136433Da F that's right, da feet
>The terms and agreement don't apply to ME equally.Commit suicide by Tamatoa.
>>155137206But she loves you very much, so she wouldn't do that lol. You need to read the OP like an expert.
Id ask her to eat hamburger
>>155138499With onions
>>155135083What a footstool for Moana
Moana is a good brownfu
slam her into the ocean, let her drown, and return to my reality because I bet HER shitty ass reality doesn't let me play as Eggman in Fortnite
>>155131372>You have a wife who loves you but if you abuse her she goes awayThat's just a normal marriage, OP. Millions of men have made relationships work under those conditions. Besides, if you love her then you won't want to do that shit to her in the first place.
>>155140787You could invent it
>>155141809Too much work
>>155140809The conditions apply to marry toon waifu in another universe
>>155131372I'm in as long as I can repeatedly impregnate her and maybe some of the other tribal ladies with her consent.
Have a baby
Can I convert her to christianity?
