Ourple editionQOTT: What was the stupidest plot point in Homestuck?Previous dream bubble >>155116661
>>155133517First for kissing your ectobiological brother (man i wish)
>>155133517Retarded OP that is not ourple that is purple
Guys. On a Fujo scale of 1-10. How bad would it be if theoretically of course, hypothetically, possibly, maybe. Someone (not me of course) were to begin using TTS programs to listen to Fanfiction while they worked.THEORETICALLY.
I FUCKING LOVE YTTRIS SO MUCH HE IS MY CUTIE FISHBOY.
I love ourple buoys.
>>155133548don't piss me off....
>>155133568sure hope nothing too bad happens to him
>>155133686Vantas...
>>155133371ehh
>>155133769perfect now it's time to lewd her
In the several hundred years she spent exploring all kinds if dream bubbles, it is almost a certainty that Aradia has had sex with every named character in the comic in multiple configurations
I FUCKING HATE THAT GAY FISH
>>155133696sorry the truth hurts, anon
What would the HSG femsona look like. It should contrast the HSG sona just a little bit.
>>155133869what's your classpect
rape the ragebound.
Breathbound supremacy.
>>155133568This but with Korpus.
>>155133825
>>155133935She’s built for my tiny cock
>>155133977Sometimes it's not our turn to speak.
someone should do this to me but im jade and you are john
>>155133900based of chad
>>155134162cowardly answer
>>155134098giwtwm with husbandocosplaying the same exact characters too
What that mouth do?
>>155134270one for each testicle
>>155134242what do you like the most about dirk (im assuming you are the gal who loves dirk)
>>155134280Is Oxnard for sexual?
>>155133825WHY is someone as USELESS, WEAK, and PATHETIC as Sollux dating the Queen of Homestuck? I say we should fucking kill Sollux no? We should just kill him. Stab his eyes with knives, rip apart his arms, and shoot multiple hollow point bullets directly into his skill.
>>155134308you are correctI'm quite drawn to his flaws, as I usually am with a character. I feel that a character's flaws are what truly brings them to life, makes them relatable, within reach, so to speak. I relate to his awkward nature and random stubbornness. but most importantly, his self-hatred. I know what's it's like to hate yourself, words fail to truly describe how rough it is. it makes me wanna hug him and reassure him to provide even the smallest sliver of comfort. I want to be his friend. I want to let him know he's not alone. I want to be there for him when he can't bear to be alone with his thoughts. I want to make him laughand I want him to kiss dave
>>155134496Aradia is literally rapemeat to Sollux. Never diss the king again or there will be consequences. End of discussion
>>155134496t. eridan
I really wanna post that image of Jade fucking Kanaya from last thread but I don't want a 3 day ban. Can someone please post it
>>155134453>double personalities >double tongue>gold-bloodhe's like for sexual x6
>>155134607liar liar pants on fire
>>155134594It's funny how much i relate to this kind of thing. I mean, i really also have that psudeo maternal instinct about so many characters, especially dave, who is similar in his fucked upness. I just want to see him happy in any way possible. It's just funny because, as is the nature of the witch, she decides the viewpoint of someone in one moment, and i have stubbornly been a hater. But I can't let that stop me from supporting people who support HIM, haha. I also want dirk to kiss dave tho. I was convinced sometime ago that stridercest actually is pretty based.
STEVEN ROSE WAS PINK DIAMOND YOU STUPID IDIOT
>Rumblespheres
Move over Fef.
>>1551325197 inches. However he only uses the extra inches to be a menace to society by popping a boner from random Homestuck character fantasies
>>155133529>my question never answeredkms
the generational beef induced hate sex between these two would be absolutely insane.
>>155134778
>>155116740you LIAR
>>155134839it wont let me delete the fucking post i meant to reply to this >>155134778ugh
>>155134864chill yo it’s only been a day :sob: im sure it will be here eventually
>>155134778Me on the left
>>155134677>and i have stubbornly been a hateroh? pray tell, dear anon. what's the story there?>I also want dirk to kiss dave thoholy based. one day I'll be actually decent at drawing and be able to make 300 doodles of them kissing
>>155134951It's pretty simple. I was a young prospitcest anon reading Homestuck, got to act 6, dirk was....dirk to all his friends and i hated it. And like with all witches, the moment she decides she doesn't like you, thats basically forever. I basically got hard filtered by his Dirk-isms cause i wasn't equipped for it.
>>155134951Incestuous faggots <3
>>155134951>be able to make 300 doodles of them kissinga blessed and virtuous lifestyle
They started to allow you to have these threads again?
>>155135166Can’t fight the Homestuck son
>>155135166Homestuck 2 became a thing so they let them return
>>155135166you’re awfully late.
>>155135237i think it was because of the pilot actually
>>155135237Actually I think threads that weren’t posted on 4/13 last year were still being sniped up until the Homestuck Pilot officially released, to which I guess they just gave up and let the general exist
Holy shit I haven't been here in like 3 months, I'm glad you guys aren't dead. Anyways I follow this gamkar artist and they made a realistic humanstuck gam and kar that looks so weird and cool
>>155135275
Are ya winnin' Abby?
>>155135280They go by Guest on twitter btw @gamkatious
>>155135275do we actually seriously think karkat would be this hot
>>155135286
>>155135280do you think he’s got nipple piercings?
>>155135296You get the picture lel. Since I'm back in this shithole and not on that other site, I should go back to finding cosplay to post like I've done before I left
LMAO I forgot I had this page saved from where I left off, okay so I have 8 I can share right now if that's cool with everyone i guess. FUCK cloudfare FUCK
DOUBLE WITCHES!!!!I ask anons the age old question. Chocolate or vanilla.
>>155135348Btw did I miss much in the 2-3ish months I was gone or nah? same old same old?
>>155135352chocolate
>>155135357
>>155135357not much besides horsecock posting, missed you lots btw.
>>155135371
>>155135381>>155135379Awww thanks
>>155135348cosplay anon...your back.how i missed you.
>>155135395
>>155135401>>155135397ye ye
>>155135412OH okay so like I'm kinda retarded and remember i DID see some HS cosplayers at AX this year so lemme post some from my twitter
>>155135422I highly doubt any of you /here/ might've crossed paths with me but I was the fucked kankri at AX
>>155135439
>>155135352Oh sweet you drew Ex, thanks!
>>155135445
>>155135457hahahaha, i promised to do it weeks ago! im just sorry it took me so long. And of course :) i appreciate all artists So i hope you like it <3
>>155135458Shout out to this one here, very sweet and kind person, I think I have more on my phone but I'm too lazy to check and send to my PC cuz eh. So yeah, I hope you all these blast from the past and some modern day pics, I know I do!!
>>155135470enjoyed all these** FUCK DAMN IT
Hypothetically if I were an outsider trying to make a fat titted dumb bimbo troll OC what blood color would be the most stereotypical and which one would be the most unexpected?
The cosplay orgies back during Homestuck’s prime must have been crazy. Does anyone here have any stories
>>155135734Fuschia or Violet is designated bimbo fodder but a Rustblood or Bronze bimbo has never been done.
MFW I pray that one person at con never uploads the picture they took with me
Plug Baybee Plug!MYTHRAIC Updatehttps://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1Brett Spinner EditionWhat is the premise?
>>155133371>>155133889Actually there are a few images of female/r63'd /hsg/. Nobody ever settled on the hairstyle but I personally I've always kinda dug the ponytail version
>>155136454>sises don't screwwho's going to tell her?
help I can't stop starting random sketches and not finishing them before moving onto the next one
>>155134496>WHY is someone as USELESS, WEAK, and PATHETIC as Sollux dating the Queen of Homestuck?Because nobody else in the cast truly gets her>be aradia>watch a cool gore video, like some classic east alternian industrial accident>it makes you so giddy you want to show it to someone because shared joy is double joy>tavros would be all uHHHHHH,,,>dave would try to play it cool but his gradually escalating rambling would make it apparent he doesn't enjoy it>john would be weirded out and make it obvious he doesn't like what he's seeing>she doesn't like equiusAnd sollux? He might not be actively watching that content but at least he wouldn't mind whenever you show it to him. Maybe he could even appreciate the craftsmanship or throw in a funny quip?
>>155135166>>155135237>>155135266I've always assumed it's because whatever mod or janny had a beef with homestuck through all these years presumably threw the towel after the hack(and the resultant doxing of the mod team). We just didn't know it until the pilot threads metastasized into /hsg/ without anyone trying to delete them this time around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGErYrnS7U
>>155135352The obvious answer is both
>>155135763>but a Rustblood or Bronze bimbo has never been done.Liar
>>155135734I don't think I've ever seen midbloods portrayed like that
>>155136739Where are these supposed lowblood bimbos.
>>155135822>mfw>no faceWhy don't you post it? Preferably literally, and in cosplay too
>>155136765It will go to the grave with me just like the official Terezi hoodie, I wasn't in Cosplay and just ended up getting the picture cause I was wearing the hoodie
>>155135352Always chocolate btw you should dress your OC in the 3 AM dress
>>155135280Gamzee is a juggalo and juggalos aren't black, it is a subculture almost entirely for poor white people and the occasional mexicans. Black Gamzee is easily the most fucking retarded headcanon this fanbase has come up with and you should be drawn and quartered for furthering this horseshit.
>>155136889there's a few black juggalos/lettes but you're right about it being mostly white still if you look at the line up for past gatherings there's plenty of black musicians so frankly it's not too far fetched
>>155135280why does he kinda look like rodrick
>>155136929Internet larpers. I grew up in the south in a primarily black area, mostly hanging out with juggalos and the only black juggalo I've ever seen in person was Willie Mack at a Juggalo Championship Wrestling show. This shit isn't real and never has been.
>>155136987>I grew up in the southThat's not really core juggalo territory it's a more a midwestern thing key area being Michigan for obvious reasons, so you being from the south does not mean shit my man. > This shit isn't real and never has been.Look dawg I don't know what to tell you but there's non-white Juggalos it's always been a thing.
>>155137012There are more juggalos in Arkansas than there are in the entirety of Detroit, Michigan where ICP is from. You're a retarded faggot googling cosplayers to try and make your point when I've actually had to deal with these meth head losers on a day to day basis before.
>>155137020Once more my guy Juggalos are primarily a midwestern thing just cause you saw a lot in Arkansas doesn't mean there aren't more up here you're not really understanding it, like take a look at the setlist for past gatherings there's plenty of black Juggalo musicians so I'm sorry but your southernerness really does not matter
>>155137050I can read wikipedia articles too and lie on 4chan too. You are probably live in Brasilia
>>155137246>BrasiliaAmericans call it Brazil numbnuts
can you guys post some ASS for me? male or female doesn't matter
>>155137279Here you go anon
anons just so you know, i only knew what juggaloos where because of my black friend so take it as a confirmation that juggaloo culture is way more diverse than you expect.
>>155137272lmaaao the way he wrote made it look like he was refering to the federation capital of brasil. what a chump.
>>155134270gives the most sloppy hot kisses of neorxlas.
>>155137272brapzil*
>>155136545wipwipw
>>155137393we need to know why he's making that face IMMEDIATELY
>>155137393if this is human tavros by any chance OOOOOOOOOOOOOH AWOOOOOGA.
or even better.... elliot fezzit....
>>155136666Sollux would just not care though. The gif you just shared is him not caring about her presence. Sollux has shown more interest with his fish gf that lasted 10 miliseconds than like 14 something years with Aradia. It makes me sick. He must die.
>>155135397theres someone you forgot...>dad, how was prime dbz anon like?the greatest of all time
Homestuck fans once again proving they know absolutely nothing about any subculture outside of getting molested on tumblr in amino.
>>155137864but enough about your life anon
>>155137864fuccckk you're so cool and I want you
talking about being molested. so far the owner of the cyber cafe i have been frequented asked me:>where i live>with who i live>if i sold my drawings ever>if i lived with someone>if i could pass a all nighters watching movies in the slob of a appartment that is the cyber cafe>all while he is a slob fat tard and also somehow is married and his espouse is just right there.guys i think i will be human trafficked but also the hours there are so fucking cheap. i think i will just lie everytime he asks me something and say i have a gun with me. i dont think he is le evil super criminal but it is clear they are parasocial retards living in their maladaptive world and can't pay their paychecks. but somehow got a good deal of gamer pcs so i will use that as much as i can before i have my own pc.
there is also another cyber cafe that i think is way better and more profissional looking but it is like super far away to walk to.......
>>155137944why cant you just use your phone
>>155137969i cant use paint tool sai in my chinese mid 2010s era phone nonny. or store my stuff in my hd using my phone ;-;my phone is kill.
>>155137923Just try to keep it professional. You're there for the 'puters, not for his greasy penis
>>155137923assuming you are a female due to this post but just to make sure, you aren't a male right? this is very important on how i make judgement to this post
Good morning HSG. Hope your all having a decent morning.
>>155137516>>155137557it's stridercestII'm so sorry
>>155138050You draw Dave so manly and handsom. Very appealing. Assuming it's Dave. I need to draw Dave
dirky kirky
>>155138050don't apologize we love stridercest here please post more drawings
>>155138074>>155138104thanks very much, anons! maybe when I'm done I can convince someone into the ship
>>155138183Hahaha, it's almost why I draw prospitcest. I am a sucker for BL, so you already have me in your claws.
>>155138096
i have the whole saturday to myself and don't know what to draw can you guys inspire me with your charm and wit
>>155138251Johnjade. Or! Dave sprite and Dirk! Whichever suits your fancy. (Or none at all. You should prob do other requests)
>>155138251karkat smilingwith a lollypopbecause he is happy and on his lane
>>155137303brilliant
>>155138242Just, heroic or resurrection?Call it /hsg/
>>155138392Every Dirk death is Just, and he agrees
>>155138392It was a sniper shot by a furry, neither just or heroic dirk revives right there
>>155138528so it was just jade
>>155138528>sniper shot by a furryNEW DIRK LORE DEVELOPMENT?
>>155138037heheh yep i will eue>>155138040i'am a moid but i'm in the process of using prog and pio so i get a fat ass and orange sized boobs. the chasers are crazy so i need to boymode and lowkey little.
>>155138645>fat ass and orange sized boobspray that i never run into you. i WILL turn you into my cum dumpster
>>155138050why sorry? that looks pretty good non :3
>>155138663alright eridan thats happening for sure
>>155138663
at least 3 or 4 months for oxnard and ellith to have their first interaction.
Something I think about is that. In spite of everything, in spite of all the harm. Bro was ride or die with Dave no matter what. I mean he did bail him out constantly without fail. And at the end of the line, he squared up with bec nior with davesprite. I feel like Its all Dave ever wanted, at least at that stage of his life. I feel so bad:( because bro sucks. But he did love Dave.
>>155138787yep he is pretty much dirk without a dad as it was Alpha Dave without a dad too.seems like the striders are doomed to be distant when they don't have a parental figure to look up to.hmmmm.. just like Gamzee hmmmmthe daddy issues characters are my favorites.
>>155138805I just feel so fucking bad for Dave sprite. I love him so much I just want him to be fucking happy. I cry thinking about him.Which is ironic because I write him being basically cucked all the time
>>155138916dave needs to be getting cucked in all timelines
What if Davesprite and Jade broke up on the ship because of that one time when the two were fucking and he blurted out "Rose" while nutting inside Jade?It seems pretty plausible if you ask me
i like to think oxie, ellith and colsla have a lot in common but i won't explain why.
>>155139009Aren't they all lowblood scum?
>>155139040q_____q that was not what i was relating to.
>>155133517>What was the stupidest plot point in Homestuck?The Cherubs and everything associated with them.
>>155139123Deep down you know I'm right you spiritual rustie
one more update before I sleep. all the panels are sketched out. I'll clean it up and post them over the weekend>>155138193that's great because I'm eagerly awaiting your next johnjade chapter. it certainly helped me get into it more>>155138664thanks anon. I dunno. it's been a long time since I drew something this lewd. I'm a bit flustered. but I must spread the vision!
Important character development for John Egbert
>>155133974link full
>>155139185e___e why do i feel like you are kinda of a creep
they 3 are similar because they are kinda of slobs, isolated from society and forced to live in dire ways due to either persecution of their bloodtype or for their excentric ways of living. most of the trolls live as suppose they should and with the typical society roles, mean while ellith lives hided just like colsla because of their blood color, and also have connection with the primordial demons ancestors that are said to be akin or are deities/their followers in some way. hmm Ox is a wild card but i feel like he will function as a glue to most of the things we don't know about the biology and mental stuff on Neorxlas. and out of many of the trolls that we saw so far he has no connection with either the rebels and we didnt saw his ancestor yet wich makes me think that this is why his stuff is being saved for the last. He is like a anomaly there just like Colsla messing up with the game so...? who knows. Maybe oxie has cards in his aleeves he doesnt even know that are there. but oh well i'm just getting ahead of myself. trying to solve this puzzle.
>>155139009ellith x colsla is the true endgame. he needs to plap that stinky troll and pump his load into her
>>155139451"forced" or prefered. fuck i should revise before sending this wall texts.
>>155139456he aint getting past her cheekslet a real gaelic troll plap elliths cheeks chud
>>155139199>panelsdoes this mean we're getting a comic?! i'm so excited can't wait anon
>>155139456uhhhh excuse me? au contraire moun sier ellith is doing the plaping. colsla will get pregnant and this was decided long ago on new years eve by my pure sheer will (and fever dreams fuelled by adrenaline) and it is already in motion.get ready ellith, get ready to use the ectobiology lab....
>>155139466Colsla may have a 1.5 incher but Ellith is also flat as paper so it cancels out. Match made in heaven
>>155139512still anon, i dont think he'll be getting far...
the biggest challenge to ellith ahead is to fight her anorexia and sub desnutrited body that she has.
>>155139567I hope she loses. Her body is perfect as in, smell included
>>155139456colsla deserves nothing but the electric chair
>>155139596jesus christ anon do you want to fuck a skeleton? bones and skin? i mean i dont judge but how the fuck do u feel pleasure in fucking literal sticks?
>>155139613less is more my friend. i like my chicks with no meat, flat in both areas, smelly, hairy, and a little slow. bone on bone(r) action
>>155139658q_q to each their own i see.
>>155139668OOOOUUUUGH FUUUUUUCK
i want to dream with gamzee so hard it is so unfair i'm only dreaming with my ocs or actually nighmarish scenarious why i can't dream with gamzeeeeee.
post homestuck confessions!the only wet dream I ever had was where I was dave and making out with bro on the couch but I woke up just as we started dry humping
>>155139707think about it for a second motherfucker.WHO DO YOU THINK IS GIVING YOU THESE NIGHTMARES? ;o)
>>155133769>>155136454alright, what we thinking of this design i made
>>155139745i dreamed with seeing kankri with his girlfriend that was a female equius cosplayer. that struck me because i never looked at this characters in such a deep level i always was more of a gamzee or dave fag.
>>155139768this is cute
Just know that when you make fun of Colsla, you’re basically making fun of me since he’s literally me. I hope you guys feel some sort of shame knowing that you hurt my feelings…
>>155139764this is so unfair. i dont want to dream about decepated torsos members and ded animals... i wanna gamzee cuddles...
>>155139785i hope you are like him but without the casual tardpedo part. also clean your room for god sake.
>>155139745also i dreamed with oxnard but i wont tell how it was. that was my top 3 dreams this year.
>>155139785I hope your roaches evict you from your own house again colsla
>>155139785clean your room, yourself and your soul if thats true
i like to make fun of colsla just so he can get needy of me and i turn him into a proper woman.
how do i get a colsla boyfriend
>>155139768>more blue board-ish color scheme with teal leaves and all instead of the usual red board oneActually that's a pretty interesting twist
>>155139888hi lol
>>155139887giwtwm
>>155139887you went out of your way to find this post
>>155139798He's bringing you prey as a gift.
>>155139865oxnard please..
>>155139888 (Checked)>>>/r9k/Go wild
>>155139906
>>155139926is that so....
>>155139930i dont think ox would say that. he didnt even talked with colsla yet.
>>155139969really think about this, if oxnard ever needs a troll to test an experiment, its colsla. and who would be able to make progesterone and apply it? oxnard.
>>155140024it is true. the more i think about. oxnard is the neorxlas unethical drug dealer and trader. he would make hormones for the quick easy cash. and obv would diy for himself.
What's your guys zodiac sign. I'm Cancer. Like my goat.
>>155140041Genuinely, is candy rose the most chopped woman in homestuck?
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96386213-6364-3304
>>155140064Yes but I'd hit.
>>155139922it wasnt that difficult to find
>>155139888I know you’re joking but genuinely what do you see in him partnerwise
For some reason I had a dream that Karkat, John, Vriska and Rose go into Fortnite an I was excited.....If only. the first collab to only sell 40 skins >>155140063Cancer here, we are the best sign, nothing else compares.
>As you can see here our amazing and honored goddess of space Jade is about to form a new space player with Kanaya>In just 2 months, a new space player will be born
>>155140063Aries
>>155140063Professional rapist here.
>>155140291uh oh
>>155140063geminy or taurus depending of the zodiac type.
>>155140063Libra
ugly lime fantroll
>>155140204i can fix him and the thought turns me on
>>155140437you know i am kinda like him. my cock is about as small as his if you’re into that
Nepeta’s Dreams (the cutest things ever and a completely eviscerated lusus slightly too big for her to kill in real life)
>>155140063aries foid
>>155140423Built for getting culled
>>155140499How tragic.
>>155140063Bruh I'm a fuckin Aquarius.
>>155140063Taurus
>>155140063i am also cancer.
>>155140330Take me. Pretty please.
>>155140063capricorn
Is it wrong to view people that read post-canon as lesser than you?
>>155140756
>>155140063Libra. Terezi is my nigga but i hate her
>>155140745Now post the gamzee version
>>155140756The supreme elite are those who disregard everything after early in Act 6 when Andrew’s webcomic became a conversation with Tumblr instead of his original workBut we have understanding for the levels below
>>155140756Read? No. Try to take shit that isn’t canon in the non canon sequel and say that it is, or insist that it isn’t garbage and defend the hell out of it? A little. It’s actually the best time right now to get into the non canon sequel since the new team and new session is genuinely the best we’ve gotten in so long, and you can bet that the next hiveswap chapter won’t be out till 2030 and that the show (totally happening in two weeks by the way just you wait for the announcement) won’t totally flop
>>155140824All of the dancestors besides Kurloz are a lot hotter than their counterparts. With the except of Cronus and Rufioh since I think their equally matched
>>155140826>that one friend who is the grinch
>>155140854you are probably the only person here who thinks bc is defendable
>>155140636Is there any scorpios here? Looking for a Vriska gf, you must only be devoted to me to count
Beyond Canon? More like Beyond Cancer.
>>155140063Pisces.
Everything post 8r8k. has been kino.
>>155140907
>>155140891that not true
I got to Jadetok and so far I think the story went from being shite to being like 5-6/10 by mspfa standardsLike deltritus is an okayish setting and all, but holy shit, these overly chatlogs are boring as FUCK, there's very little of the wit or fun compared to early homestuck
>>155140943Wow! They hired the Invincible animators for the Homestuck show? for the same pay too it looks like!
>>155140913Beyond Canon if it was peak
>>155140939Genuinely makes you wonder what the original team was even thinking. Straight slow dogshit for years with the decision to skip over the new kids session until the new team stepped in and changed course, genuinely it’s a miracle that beyond canon was even salvageable in any capacity
>>155140991one is a animated show and one is a comic
>>155141020and now i see anons changing goal posts instead of saying its trash. so its a win
>>155141020The original team was the people who wrote the Epilogues. That is to say, the original team was retarded and had no idea how to write something enjoyable and even wrote things to purposefully piss off Homestuck fans.
>>155141045i actually think you just lack basic reading comprehension which is probably why you like bc
>>155141020The original writing team were the kind of people who write for mainline Spider-Man comics and think it's cooler when Miles has generic electricity powers instead of the two perfectly serviceable original powers he had.
>>155141132what about the kind that want to torture peter as much as possible
The four kids
>>155141167OUR FUCKING HEROES and rose
>>155140991>Shitting on Rex Duodecim AngelusEven as a joke you're going too far.
>>155140662I'm glad to share a sign with you. >>155140499Very nice. >>155140400>>155140776We love Terezi here If there's anyone I missed. Tank you for your answers. I think you are all awesome.
>>155140991you tripping
crackship of the century
>>155141534
>>155141167Dave be looking like an eddsworld character here.
>>155138765To me it seems like some of the freaks here want nothing more than to be turned into cum dumpsters. You should be grateful for this opportunity.
>>155142031Kanaya got them moves.
I JUST DID A BUNCH OF COOKIES ALL BY MYSELF AND I DIDNT FUCKED UP!!!heck yes. hell fucking yess. i won today.
Brave heroMcdonalds gave me a free sandwich with my man beef so that’s cool
>>155141833maybe don't? this joke is boring. you dont even hit me fr. just in this wishing wishing and it is soooo boooring and predictable. say something i never would expect you say. surprise me and be smart!
>>155142087why my name didnt show....i think i put in the wrong place.
>>155141547more like holy kino ship imo. now gamzee will have the daddy and attention he always wished for. a freak to match his freak.
>>155142110The Pacific island nation of Nauru (or Naoero, as they're changing their name to, but no one cares) was once rich with phosphate reserves and put the profits from their mines in a sovereign wealth fund, but wasted all of it on ill-fated property investments abroad and, most notoriously, funding a shitty play about Leonardo da Vinci in London.A fun fact for your day instead of more cum.
>>155142211but i never ever had cum on me. that fact was interesting but besides that the last claim was a lie.
>>155141547very interesting
>>155142257nevermind i cant read. i will keep the reply still for humorous effect.
>>155133867when the gas station weed hits
Would you rather be a victim of infodumping or a victim of cumdumping?
>>155142327i dont like aranea at all.
>>155142458in my mouth immediately
>>155142257I’m cumming for you anon. Don’t let me ever catch you or you will feel my seed on your face
>>155142458Sauce?
>>155142327The formerAranea please finish your infodump about leprechaun romance
>>155142458didn’t even see it at first wtf lol
>>155142458ough karkat....
>>155142327I want Aranea to infodump to me while riding my cock
>>155142611no sauce, you can blame the tumblr porn purge for that.
>>155142536anon i'm eating my dinner now.
Ellith should eat more. get a lil more fat.
how do i cope with being almost 30 and still being treated like a retarded kid even tho i'm smarter than anyone else in this shitty place.
>>155143082>even tho i'm smarter than anyone else in this shitty place.You sure are sweetie*pets your head*
>>155143104maybe i should get human trafficked and then somehow escape later and live in the woods for a while before some ong find me.
>>155143082again. dirk strider speech bubble.
>>155143082If you were as smart as you claim to be you wouldnt be asking an egyptian ant farming forum how to cope with your own stupidity.
>>155138267it was really nice of you to suggest stridercest as an alternative like dangling a carrot in my face but of course i'm going to draw johnjade for you
>>155143188i know about it cranky anon i'm just using here to vent. imagine im a homeless dude walking by the side walk talking alone.nothing personal.
this.
>>155143209i unironically jumped for joy when i saw this. this has made my day so so very easily. thank you so much. <3i love it.
>>155143222
>>155143281
>>155143082Anon I hate to tell you this, but you probably aren’t smarter than your contemporaries if that’s how they are treating you. You might just need to go someone else an find new people if you really believe that
>>155143209brooooooooooooooooooooooo. where my dirk skin fetish art at.
>>155143209Nice work
>>155142458SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE PLEEEEEEEASE ANON THIS KARKAT IS SO KARKALICIOUS
>>155143293
>>155143411
>>155143408i dont think it exists anymore anon. the sauce has been aged and decomposed
>>155143276i'm always happy to contribute to the prospitcest propaganda!!!>>155143345don't worry i'm working really hard on the dirk wearing dave's skin drawing
>>155143485>"In fact, anon, im drawing it right now!"But yes, thank you so much. The propaganda lives thanks to you. Fuuuuuck, now i just need to write.
>>155142946>>155143459No, this cannot be...
>>155135280>black gamzeedidn't understand the character award
>>155143614this gamzee stabs you for money
Most everyone I know refuses to read anything Homestuck thing past the ending.
>>155143694good for them to know when to stop
>>155143694Can you blame them?
>>155143502This is me with the Hester shit. I swear I’ll get it done for that one anon, same with the Dani thing hgngngngng
Oxnard would be a coyote or a Maned Wolf? he needs to be a really out there canidae..
>>155144290you know even that he is being chuddy about it he raises a good question.
>>155144290he aint wrong tho
There's a way to solve this problem.
omg i never drew eridan. like ever. tomorrow...
Anons should post their ocs/fanventures so we can make crossover crackships
>>155144364you think sollux would ever cuddle with eridan like this like fr?
>>155144368yes please. i love him
>>155144319its usually the reverse thoe
>>155144380we force them to because we're god to them and they don't have a choice
>>155142458ARTIST CHALLENGE: Redraw this using your own style.
>>155144397would they fix each other?
>>155144446sure why not. i need something to draw right now
i dont like hung karkat doesnt sound right :(
>>155144446dave cant do this because he doesnt have enough skills to do it and is embarrassed by it.i totally am not dave
>>155144448no but that's what makes it a good ship
>>155143209this is super cute
>>155143209I forgot to say something THIS LOOKS REALLY GOOOD!!
>>155144603>>155144636johnjade...its spreading.....i have never been so happy
>>155142458Karkat does NOT have allat
>>155144656when does johnjade happen in homestuck
>>155144656I do john/jade cosplays with my gf so I was already aware
>>155144689when dream jade stealthly jerks dream john off on prospit.
>>155144677what if he does have all of that
>>155144705IM. SO. HAPPY. FOR. YOU. :)))))))))))))
>>155144705is she also your sister by any chance
>>155144717fight back the tears....
>>155144724funny you ask that because I do call her "big sis" as a nickname(conversely "little bro" for me) but no we are not related
>>155144785>>155144737im ok. i am ok. i am definitely ok. I AM OK.
>men itt who have girlfriends and do couple cosplays with themwhy even live
>>155144785hey little guy, whats your age? does she touch you in the nono parts?
>>155144864stupid men ruining my LIFE. why even live....
>>155139812which personality though
>>155144864*sighits not our fault anon. consult the chart
>>155144864>men itt who have girlfriendswhy even live.
>>155144958i'm the girl who's supposed to have her own personal john!!!
>>155144864>menwhy even live.
>>155144899both of them. I like to think ox and fran share the same body and always will even in diferent forms, is just the way to act and presentation that matters.
>The Homestuck fandom has degenerated to the point where the 4chan threads are having unironic pro-juggalo discourseEveryone ITT is required to spend at least ten minutes in a room with an actual juggalo before posting here again.
>>155144876We're both legal adults and the age gap is only like 7 years anyways
>>155145011please never use that picture
>>155145000thats the point, and youre proving it. john is the 1% and im the 99%
>>155145011I worked fast food with a juggalo and he was the kindest and funniest dude out there wasn't even a terrible worker
>>155145011>hazbin picreldisregarded
>>155145045exactly. John or GTFO. its easy.,
>>155145031>age gap is only like 7 years anywaysvriska.. i. dont take everything that meenah says as truth okay?
>>155145032>I am a Homestuck fan, but I would never ever ever ever watch something as AUTISTIC as Hazbin Hotel
>>155145011SERIAL SLAUGHTERING STRANGLERSJUGGLING, JUGGLING, JUGGALOSFOLDED, FAT, FLOPPY-TITTED FREAKSI-C-FUCKIN'-P'S IN THE HOUSE
>>155145031>7 year age gapHot...
>>155145011thank god dr. juggalo is here to school us on the ethics and material history of juggalos
>>155145011you struck a nerve
>>155145069i. i guess ill get the fuck out then.
>>155140063scorpio. vriska is great I like her retarded assaccording to anons that one time hsg did vocaroos I even do a decent impression of her, which makes me happy to hear
nobody want me
i had a dream just yesterday where i was at kurloz’s hive and he was showing off his collection of freshly harvested dead bodies to me, which honestly seems more like something gamzee would do but i digress. i was scared shitless and desperately trying to find a way to escape but it was completely helpless, almost like i was trapped in a endless maze or something. i don’t remember anything beyond that besides me trying to kiss him, for whatever reason.
>>155143386>>155144603>>155144636*kisses all of you on the foreheads individually but also could be the mouths if you wanted*
>>155145136can i see :3>>155145150woaw artfag so nice,
>>155143209absolutely lovely! I hope to see more from you sometime
>>155139771>>155145144what the fuck is with anons having all these homestuck dreams
>>155143209anon, are you sure you havent got a blog? i couldve swore ive seen your art somewhere before.
>>155145210If you think that's weird, you definitely don't wanna hear my non-Homestuck dreams. I spent like two days running from the police in the New Hampshire wilderness last night.
>ill never get the attention of being good at art because im a lowlevel sub3 shitty artist who sucks
>>155145210if you constantly think about it. chances are you might dream about it
>>155145235post art.
i think im ok at art, i just dont draw that much and i dont think they're good enough to woe hsg but hey its the fun that countsplus i learned some good hero mode :)
>>1551451500///0
>>155145253not falling for bait
>>155145253can anyone else post their recent art?seems like this guy doesnt want to
this is how yall treat me.
>>155145184you just wanted a kiss too huh>>155145224you guys and your silly blogs>>155145235any and all art is good eridan
idk how bullshit this is to you guys. but...i have basically never felt like i have been good at art. look at that one anon who posted johnjade i requested, when i saw that, i loved it, and yet i felt a sinking feeling in my heart, like i would never be as good.I also worry about attention too. i mean, i get sad when i make a drawing that doesn't get lots of attention.idk where im really going with this, other than the fact that i feel for all of you guys, but more importantly, i *believe* in all of you. i know we can all make it ok :)>>155145332here
>>155133974Alright I'm just gonna let it all out after years of holdng it in. Aradia is too perfect and it makes me fucking sick. >Arguably the most powerful troll pre-Suburb>Inarguably the most powerful troll still to this day after hitting God Tier>Her knowledge of Suburb is akin to Doc Scratch and Alt Calliope>She functioned as the sole Guardian for the Beta trolls despite being part of them, and when you consider how much she babysits her session until she becomes powerful enough to just be above all of it, you can't even recognize her as one of the Beta trolls anymore>She's the Maid of Time but this is such bullshit, she's borderline another Lord of Time. She can visit any and all timelines and doom them on a whim, and she's the only Aradia that ever has the ability to do this. This is bullshit. I can go on forever but I'm getting bored with it. Her only real flaw is taking someone as lowly as Sollux as her pet, but it's not like that even really matters when she can fuck off for a bit and spend centuries in a bunch of other timelines whenever she feels like it. To top it all off, she's the happiest, most mentally-sound character after getting her resurrection. It's like she perfectly knows just how perfect she is and how much better she is compared to everyone else, it's sickening. She makes me sick to my stomach. I want to fuck her. I've had many dreams in my life wanting to fuck Aradia to finally get rid of her perfection once and for all. This is my confession. Cancel me if you want Gen Z, I don't care.
>>155145337Kiss me on my hot mouth you lowwblood slut
>>155145332i already did though. today. not like any cared or something
>>155145332here anonim particularly proud of this one bcs i even did the bg by myselflava is a bit scuffed but hey yk i tried! i have another one of rose i could show off, that one anon that used to draw dbz x homestuck stuff inspired me to keep drawingnever stop anons...
>>155140063no one will find me here
>>155140756before it had swiss? nonow that it has swiss? yes
goood night hsg i will gave the best night sleepin ever.
>>155145404the whiteboards were never the same after the goat that they were left
>>155145367i dont remember seeing it anon mb>>155145345>>155145404insert that one caliborn panel about drawing here
>>155145172>can i see :3I did this one for the thread ages ago https://vocaroo.com/1jVMrg9cWGeJ but if you'd like, you can gimme another short excerpt to try!
>>155145472ik im not like, equal but the guy was very good so i try to do the dbz thing + homestuck (bcs i like it too)and in the hero mode (or as close as i can get to it) style
>>155145332Out of my fankids this is probably the one Ive drawn the most ngl
>>155145528woah nicely done anon it looks great
>>155145345chin up nonny. these colors are great and work well together. I'm terrible at colors myself
>>1551454991. Super based. 2. Maybe try this one (picrel)
>>155145336colsla...
>>155145345thank you anon. really. i wish i could hug you
>>155145528
>>155145235just try nigga, even if it’s ass
>>155145566the diferrence is that he deserves it
>>155145235all the more reason to draw. you can't git gud if you don't start! plus, showing it off to others will help you improve faster because they can give you tips you hadn't noticed
>>155145605>they can give you tips you hadn't noticedso far 3 anons posted and people didnt say much to improve so maybe just say you're looking for help/critiques?
>>155145583>>155145605i already have! i have started!
>>155145235If you're going to crab /ic/ is two blocks down.
How does one acquire JohnRizz
>>1551456471. Be breathbound/heir/both2. Have glasses. done.
>>155145647nail your sister
>>155145647buckteeth
>>155145623well this isn't an art thread why would we be giving critiques. we just want to appreciate the art posted
>>155144705>Couples cosplayMan, I'd love to do a Karkat and Terezi (and I know she'd be down to cosplay her favorite character), but I almost can't stand the idea of painting my body.
Which one are you kissing more?
>>155145710you can be a coward and do humanstuck
>>155145710you really only have to paint your face these days, they make those colored hand/arm gloves now
this one lolicon artist synisterstrokes has a eerily similar art style and style of animation to famin, especially with the way he draws bodies and facial expressions. but yet again, it might be just a case of the artist simply being inspired by him rather than actually being his secret perverted (more than usual) alter ego.
>>155145714regular skye
>>155145733I know, but that definitely is the coward's way out and I think the fun of it would be to go all out. It's something I definitely want to do down the line.>>155145735Honestly, the face is actually the main issue. Though that's something to keep in mind for the arms, thank you. Shame that legs are like the one part I'm not autistic about applying stuff too, because those would be completely covered up anyway. I just need to bear it, and it'll definitely pay off when I get around to it.
>>155145796just train yourself with sunscreen or lotion facials
>>155145765nsfw artists be naming themselfs anything these days
>>155145765i doubt its them. im aware of their art. its different enough. and Famin doesnt do any gay shit. so idk.
>>155145816That's the thing, I never wear sunscreen for exactly the same reason. I can't fucking stand it on my arms and face. That being said, preventing sunburn is less of a motivator than doing a cool and fun couple's cosplay, so I'll put on the gray paint.
>>155145564sure thing! sorry it cuts out for a moment there, not sure what fuckery is going on https://voca.ro/1llSZedEuePP
>>155145865woaw. vriska serket is real.i wish i sounded like jade. hahaha. oh well. very nice anon! thanks for posting.
>>155145796guess you'll just have to be johnrezi instead :B
>I never wear sunscreenanon.......
>>155145627try MORE. they say it takes 10,000 bad drawings to produce one decent drawing, lil nigga>>155145623people are usually hesitant to jump to giving someone feedback on their projects since it might be seen as rude if unwarranted. try noting that you ARE looking for c&c when you show others, yesyou can also take initiative and ask other anons how exactly they go about doing their own art. that's what I do to drawfags itt
>>155145879While I'd like that, unfortunately she would never wear a Vriska cosplay, she fucking hates her. Would've been my second option though, kek. I really can't pass up the opportunity for a potential Karezi cosplay though.
>>155145892brown people never get sunburn trust me. my cousin definitely did not die of skin cancer.
>>155145892sunscreen propaganda. i only wear it on the beach
>>155145877thanks, and no problem. it's a lot of fun to imitate homestuck characters, so thanks for the request!
i love hsg :D
>>155145865Well done!
>>155145901lil WHO? who do you think you are sir
>>155145892I'm decently pale, and I cope by wearing long sleeved shirts during the summer. I rarely get sunburn, somehow.
>>155145765Gonna need a comparison of what you think proves it because honestly I'm looking at their stuff side by side and not seeing it.
>>155145903that's why I said johnrezi silly, not spider8reath. i was being facetious though i'm assuming it's a ship you probably don't like if you like karezi
>>155145934it's going to prematurely age you even if you're not getting a burn!
>>155146015is suncreen natural for the skin?
yknow. Someday i would really love to do a collaberative piece for /HSG/. time passes and people come and go from the threads. so it would be nice if all the artists pooled together and made something we could all remember this specific era of the thread with. maybe thats to dorky and sentimental...idk.
>>155145977why didn't dave just kill them?
>>155145921thank you! I hope other anons make more impressions sometime too. listening to them is just as fun
>>155146043this is what the whiteboards are for
>>155145942not exactly what you asked for but these recent works, especially the first one might help.https://baraag.net/@synisterstrokes/116877131758925986https://baraag.net/@synisterstrokes/116720056224561273
RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>155146043thats so cheesy. but how would this work
>>155145987I'm blind, clearly, maybe I should be Terezi instead. Honestly, I don't hate Johnrezi, it's pretty good and also the only part of the Epilogues that she thought was any good. However you are correct to assume that there's no way I'd pass up cosplaying Karkat. With how the Terezi ships she likes, I can't be mad at them even if I do think some are absolute shit...Gamrezi.>>155146015Speaking of age, can I take this opportunity to mention the seven year age gap in my relationship just like the other guy's.
>>155146079well like a themed piece, with a lot the artists, using something a lot more...usable than the whiteboard.no offense whiteboard chads, you are awsomee. but something in full color would be nice lmao. just a thought tho. >>155146108I imagine using a proper magma or even drawpile would allow for something like that. idk tho. it would require a lot of planning to make a composed piece.
>>155146106rad.
>>155146106Sauce?
>>155145930lil NIGGA*tries to start a kismeisstude with you as we race to improve faster than the other*
>>155146143@ratmahad
>>155146147this only works if you are black saying it.
Luci made these btw if none of you saw, I gasped
>>155146164but if you are the kissmesis is on.
>>155146127a magma with a theme would be a lot of fun
If they are lowkey okay with drawing bodies like those pics, I might have to commish them in the near future
>>155146106karkat fucks this
>>155146115fuck gamrezi.also, are you the older one or is she?
>>155146212Agreed. To be entirely fair to her, she liked it before it became the shitshow we all know it as, and she hated what happened, and now still copes about some popular fanfic that was about it and was really good or something. She's the older one.
>>155146264>>155146212what if i stil like gamrezi despite everything.
>>155146043>>155146127if you want something more collaborative than a whiteboard, here's some possible projects we could try:a mosaic grid where anons claim a part of a canvas and we create 1 coherent illustration together, like /ic/ does time to timea crackfic. one anon paragraph at a timea short escape the room fanventure
>>155146290Then I don't get it, but that's your prerogative.
>>155146290what do you like about it? curious..
>>155146290are you this anon's gf
>>155146341that its not meant to healthy, its really abusive to everyone
>>155140063Gemini
>>155146324an escape room fanventure would be fun as hell. and good practice...
>>155146342im a man
>>155146362MODS, change this anon into a woman, NOW
>>155135352BothI'm a greedy fuck I am
>>155146362(me)im also a sissy but that doesnt matter for this context
>>155146387stop fucking cheating and answer the goddamn question
>>155146347you like it cause the other party gets their lick back, unlike most gamzee ships where hes the sole abuser. or am i misinterpreting things?
>>155146413>im also a sissy but that doesnt matter for this contextYou a taurus or what?
>>155146087I wasn't sure but this post in particular with the same style of blocky speech bubble and the same soft painterly-ish backgrounds as their big Terezi pieces does actually look like them.Also the loli animation where she has the same style of freckles on her ass as his Terezi.
>>155146432capricorn.
>>155146436its not even the same brush and the shadng is not even existant
>>155145919same. this is my favorite general on this site desu
>>155146431yeah
>>155146445figures.
Japanese school girls...
>>155146106>>155146156>hardcore Jane sexHOLY BASED
>>155146462cause artists only use one kind of brush
>>155146497what do you mean figures. whats wrong with a capricorn using a lil cock cage and slapping their balls against objects sometimes
>>155146547>>155146547>>155146547It's back and better than ever >:D
>>155133557it ain't the same as reading the lines in your head as the characters saying them
>>155146523i use no issue with it, infact. if i was in charge of writing the epilogues, gamzee would definitely be a sissy :B
>>155146604thank you for your acceptance. i will now go to sleep
>>155144364Yeah, sollux KILLING eridan
