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literally me and my gf
I have porn addict fatigue
>>155143353Have some cake, faggot.
>>155143353spbp
>>155143326don't stop running little reddit
>>155143326do not the dog
>>155143326
>>155143353Probably shouldn't be on the internet then.
>>155143981redraw
rawdawgcomics is great
https://toonhole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2013-06-10-222_SupermansOtherWeakness.jpg
beetlemoses is also good
>>155144051toonhole is pretty good stuff. surprised they aren't more popular. maybe its cause of how explicit or gross their earlier comics were.
>>155144051>>155144064
>>155144064Yellow lights do an important job of telling you whether you're close enough to make it in time or not.
>>155143372The "Uh?" and the "..." are entirely unnecessary.
>>155143981>>155143998best ending
>>155144180That's ok, so are you.
>>155144172Man, that comic was so depressing.
>>155144064Yeah, they did have a few that weren't my favorites (at least ones like the one with the Dad and the turtle)
>>155144235Shame what happened to the series
>>155143372>cat>brownDamn, double evil.
>>155144333I fell off years ago, what happened?
>>155144091
The other side is pretty funny
>>155144480whoops got the name wrong, its "the other end"https://www.kohney.com/
>the joke is sex
>>155144180>mom! Someone made a joke on the internet and they didn't ask me how to do it!
>>155143353I just wish people would use the board explicitly fucking made for porn and porn adjacent /co/ posting.
>>155144480I feel like one should have went for his junk
>>155144183>My own clone!>Now neither of us will be virgins!
>>155144376I think they swapped to doing written updates with pictures? I think sort of like Poppy or Cucumber Quest tried to do(before dying)which sounds kind of lameif it's also something with writing quality then I dunno
>>155144990I feel if was written in Coptic, it still wouldn't make any sense.
>>155147586the bonus panel for this
https://x.com/rumpdumpler/status/2081048124127158518>Got a comedian over here
>>155144376Swapped to written updates, and he and the characters trooned out
It was all down hill from here
>>155143326BUILT FOR BELLYRUBS
>>155145595Their decision depends on the time of the month. I was reading Sapolsky's book and he talks about how women, as they approach maximum fertility during the month favor men who have sharper jawlines, more pronounce cheek bones, and greater dimorphism from themselves (larger muscles). Once that's over though, they favor men with soft, rounder features. This is why you'll see women say Aragorn is incredibly hot, and then turn around and talk about how Sam is incredibly attractive. At peak fertility they want to fuck "chad" but they would much rather cohabitate with the "nice guy". This also isn't a situation where they are simply looking to dump someone else's kids on another guy, but rather subjectively the metrics for attractiveness invert. Men's tastes also change, but it's gradual and over the course of their life rather than one dictated by a routine cyclical change in their hormones.
>>155147586lmao wtf how's that supposed to work?
>>155144623If they kicked all the futaniggers off it and onto /d/ where they belonged maybe, but /aco/ is almost 80% of that shit at any given moment.
>>155149398I wanted to see if it was as bad as you claim since I haven't been there in years and I usually am into harder fetishes. There's 6 futa threads on the entire catalog. If you stack up the vore and diaper threads, there's just as many. You're making a mountain out of a molehill, Anon. Just word filter and you won't notice.
>>155146119>sisqosIt's magnificent.
>>155144053I don't see what's the issueYou just wait until they announce group i
>>155144623Too many faggots and troons, just take a look at the general drawthread, there's these degenerate Double Trouble and Marco requests.>>155149398Trvthnvke. Ban the faggots and exile them to /d/, delete the alt thread and the gay threads, done.
>>155144404heh
>>155149086Ok so what time of the month do they start wanting to fuck the sentient tidal wave from moana
>>155144623>>155149398If /aco/ was used for OP's stuff, and some other things from here (Minnie mouse having her feet out is on the board right now) then it'd not be 80% futaniggering.
>>155143947>the joke is I want psychotic women in masculine roles to kill me>>155143981>>155143998>dumb woman joke with meh art>weeb art coypasting the last thing but in a different (skin)tone, unable to emote outside of a limited scope of beanmouth expressionsReally highlights the downfall of western animation.
>>155147586>the backpack
>>155143430>girl dragons c-cloacunny
>>155144172You got me. top kek.
>>155150902High tide
Bonus panel:https://www.csectioncomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/envy-BONUS-PANEL-1100x-60p.jpg
>>155143353than leave zoomerniggerI have zoomernigger fatigue
>>155152737You forgot to post the main comic that the bonus was from, so i Had to go find it myself.https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/envyIt was called>How Envy WorksIt had some alt text:>You can't spell Jealousy without Lousy, but you can spell Envy without Lousy.There's also a poem beneath the comic that the author wrote.>We want to be what others are,>we want to own what others own.>“I want her job, I want her car,>and oh dear God her shiny phone.”>The neighbor’s grass is always greener,>the neighbor’s ass is always cleaner.>His mind is keener, his girlfriend’s leaner,>and let’s not talk about his wiener.>Even leaders show their envy,>given the correct trigger:>“Nuclear button on your desk?>MY button is much bigger!”
>>155153250 It then links a Donald Tump tweet, which is apparently what the last part of the poem in the comic was referring to:https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992>North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
>>155143353Stop coming to this site, you don't want to get a boner and burn in magic lava forever for it do you?
>>155144242>Yeah, they did have a few that weren't my favorites (at least ones like the one with the Dad and the turtle)are you talking about this one? I've seen grosser/edgier stuff from them
>>155153380Though sometimes the edgier stuff is actually amusing in a morbid or ironic way.https://toonhole.com/2010/05/the-meaning-of-life/this was actually a pretty good comic. reminds me of perry bible fellowship in a way
>>155153584 >Bonus Colored version:
https://pbfcomics.com/comics/the-biclops/
>>155153605This feels like a dark sketch from Robot Chicken or Family Guy.
>>155153713ahh yes the literal cougar anthro
>>155146209This is a painful reminder of what meeting Jim Cummings was like for me.
>>155143353Only a few things you can do. Bump non-coomer threads, make non-coomer threads, and stop replying to coomer threads. A big problem is that coomer threads tend to be constantly necrobumped for days while non-coomer threads tend to be ignored and die.
>>155154082most of this thread is non coomer stuff
>>155154161Do not reply to whinging tourists.
RIP
>>155154611I dont get it
>>155143326that wont fix the wet dog smell
>>155154821A lot of times artists (autists) with up with a joke in their head and forget that it only makes sense to them.
>>155153329Lol
>>155143372What is the joke?
>>155155488DogChocolate
>>155143326i'm still trying to find that one with this black haired boy and a redhead girl and it rains on the first day of summer and they decide their summer plans are still on by tubing down a rain flooded sidewalk
>>155154611>>155154821>>155155172is she super heavy or something? is she a robot or something?
>>155149517>too many degenerates on the degenerate board
>>155155563Oh. I googled it. They can't have chocolate?I wonder how true that is.Like if a big 50-80 lb dog ate a single reese's cup, they'd probably be fine right?
>>155154161I'm referring to dealing with the "porn addict" problem. They are the worst type of poster because they are always spamming or begging for free shit.
>>155152924Zoomers have to be the lamest generation to ever exist, imagine being a young man and choosing to have the personality of an old church lady.
>>155144151They do, but as the comic says, nobody pays attention. How many assholes have you seen barreling towards the stop light when it's yellow, not slowing down and winding up running the red.
>>155143353your loss
>>155153273I hope this wasn't supposed to make me dislike Trump, cause that's a badass tweet.
>>155147586The Harvard Crimson will hear of this
>>155159941It's not that they didn't notice. They didn't care.
>>155155655>>155154821Monkey’s Paw. The girl agreed to it but physically hurt him to the point of hospitalization, either by accident or on purpose because she was disgusted at the idea.
>>155159708Good priorities.
>>155160053it shows hes a retard whose threatening to nuke others because of his ego. thats probably why the author mentioned it in the comic
>>155159941Sure, but imagine what happens with those people if it went straight to red.
>>155149671Totally wrong, usually the final panel is the humans killing the robots and/or aliens for being smug.
>>155157781Maybe, but it’s still poisonous to them so I wouldn’t gamble on it.
>>155151449>>the joke is I want psychotic women in masculine roles to kill meAnd this is a problem because............UHHHHHHHHHHHH.................
>>155157781Even if it doesn't kill them outright, it can cause symptoms that can, like choking on vomit or dehydration from diarrhea. Chocolate is pretty toxic to everything but humans.
Any OC comics?I dont mean /hyw/ I mean other stuff
>>155157781>>155161183>>155161269Common milk chocolate will basically do nothing to a dog in most cases unless they eat a lot of it.
>>155161327It takes about an ounce per pound of dog to kill them. But it takes less than that to make them sick.
>>155157843I feel bad for them. They got psyop'd into repeating the pattern of the silent gen/boomers that turned gen x and millennials insufferable. Generations beta and gamma are cooked.
>>155153652:C
>>155159708is the illustrator's intention for one to perceive that as a slutty boy-child?i suppose a broader context of the comic's characters would be good to know, but jeez
>>155157781>theyThe word you are looking for is "it", esl-kun.
>>155161634There's more than one dog in the world.
>>155161634>ESL trying to correct correct EnglishGEGAROO EVERY time
>>155161660Correct, but esl-kun is saying "a dog" and not "dogs".>>155161674A dog is not a person, esl-kun.
>>155161634Okay. It (dogs) can’t have chocolate?
>>155161681>A dog is not a person, esl-kun.Same fucking pronouns, retard?
>>155144248kek
>>155161681Even if it was 'a dog', singular 'they' has been grammatically acceptable for well over a century now.
>>155144823kek
>>155153446It's still safer. Fucking Cazadores man.
>>155153652Anger
>>155154003Story?
>>155159708What >>155160571 said
>>155161716Only because english is a piss poor language that lacks a real word for singular unknown, and tacking it on a word that means the exact opposite was the most pantsonhead retarded band-aid solution some proto thought policer could come up with. It gets a resurgence every now and then, often for propaganda reasons like the current surge, but it inevitably goes out of use again for the aforementioned pantsonhead reason.
>>155161805hey socrates it's a fucking dog
>>155153329final panel is a little on the nose, probably should have been something like>5/5 would order again
>>155151273this is a great gag but it slays me how stagnant Ronnie's art is
>>155144248Reminds me of the time I taught my toddler brother to say "nigger".
>>155161841how would you even tell the difference. it would be okay until you added the jack
>>155161841>how stagnant Ronnie's art isdont. dont do this anon.
>>155162131The joke is he's replaced jack with shit
>>155162149...whats the difference?
>>155162156By asking "Pepsi okay?" The assumption is that the pepsi is replacing the coke. The joke is that the pepsi is replacing the jack. Ambiguity of language leads to an unexpected outcome, from which humor is derived.
>>155143353Alright I laughed
>>155153713What would Zach think of this
>>155161735Weirdly enough, even the route past I-15 (the fucking Deathclaws) is easier. Because at least there you can rather easily sneak by when you just hug the eastern cliffs, and maybe use a stealth boyNo fucking clue how people get past the narrow canyon with the cazadores
>>155162855I managed to pull it off once, but only because I dug up a Stealth Boy from one of the graves. IIRC, I ran past the cazadores until I hit a deathclaw, then stealthed. The deathclaw killed all the cazadores then died of poison.
>>155161805English has a real word for a singular unknown.It's 'they.'
>>155161371stupid fucking California dog. I'd rather just shoot the bitch.
>>155157781Yes, it'd be perfectly fine. My dog ate a load of dark chocolate once. Vet ran some blood tests just to be sure, but he was fine after a day. It can kill them if they eat enough though; especially if it's just a little dog.
>>155157781Once when my family visited some relatives they had a small little dog that had rumamged through my sister's bag and found a bag of chocolates she had brought with her. We didn't realize it until we saw the dog outside later by the pool puking up this perfectly black sludge. Dog turned out fine but yeah, better safe than sorry.
>>155143353I have blueball fatigue. Give me the porn you are clearly promising me!
>>155151332be the change you want to see in the world
>>155147867Yeah. It was one of the steps towards corporitation of the internet, where suddenly it wasn't about the freedom to do whatever but rather what was financially viable etc.
>>155160052
>>155161681Chocolate is poisonous to all dogs not just one dumbass.>>155161716The singular "they" has been in use since 1400 or something.
>>155164175>The singular "they" has been in use since 1400 or something.Do you also use the long S, write with thorn, use "queer" to mean anything strange, have five different spellings of your name, address your superiors with "sir" and your subordinates with "sirrah"?Yeah, I thought not faggot.
https://x.com/ana_pijamas/status/2045276175195312363
>>155153250>>155152737Well i thought it was a tranny comic, now i feel silly
>>155164651>address your superiors with "sir"We still do this in the modern age, retard.
>>155161825Don't worry Sarah, we know you prefer dogs.
>>155165090Army cuck spotted. I bet you're looking forward to dying for israhell.
>>155165554On a tangential note, why are all the animal versions of himself so gay and horny?
>>155143353Then stop being a porn addict.
>>155143353This is genuinely one of the horniest blue boards with a huge density of coomer drawfags, why are you here?
https://x.com/foolibuster/status/2081796626948194371> calm night
I don't see a joke or punchline in over half of these comics
>>155144013Him telling a stupid pun would have been perfect
>>155144236What's depressing is that JAST commissioned Dan to make these as promos for an excellent eroge, Dan took the money then refused to actually play it or learn anything about the characters instead just making assumptions from the box art like a lazy motherfuckerYume Miru Kusuri is really one of the better eroge out there and shouldn't be slept on.
>>155144172whats going on here? I dont get it.
A recent EnnuiGo! page. The game van was apparently a real thing
>>155166841huh buttersafe has been going for nearly 20 years at this point.
>>155161830>>155153329
>>155149086nothing you think about society matters if you're autistic, anon. get into transformers or something.
>>155145265I stopped during the fucking DodG-HITBALL arc that lasted for flocking years. I remember the quality was already taking a nose dive, partly because he decided he wanted to start doing two updates a week instead of just one.And then was still only making one a week most of the time anyways, usually because AAGH MY WRIST.I vaguely remember even then the guy was saying he regretted making it a story thing instead of just doing weekly gags. Which is a shame because the overarching plot it was starting to hint at was kind of interesting.
>>155159708is this the guy with the abuse and amputation fetish?
>>155167008going strong!
>>155167263yeah same guy.
>>155167388>peanut butter on the table in the 4th panel.heh
>>155167388That's cute in a very gay freak way.
>>155144990JEEEEYYEJOOOOE
>>155163840You're amazing
>>155164651Þe þorn is a great letter, cease þis slander immediately
>>155166248That's your fault, not his. You've ruined this place.
>>155166907> EnnuiGo!
>>155166205Likely to throw his gay fans a bone. I think he's bi but he clearly has a preference for straight romance in his art and writing.
>>155166356Jesus fucking Christ "TTRPG/gamer nerd in real life situation" humor is intolerably unfunny, and I say this as someone with years of D&D/GURPS.
>>155164651>use "queer" to mean anything strangeI was born before 2000 so if it's not explicitly "gay or bi" yes that's what it means, not "I desperately need to feel special now that I'm in college"
>>155167619>You've ruined this place.I came here in 2006 from /b/ and you have no grounds to lecture others about this board.
>>155168598Sure, and I'm Christopher Poole.
>>155167627The art is still good but it's a solid candidate for euthanasia now, between the "hey fellow kids" pieces like this, the horrid Gen Z cast that got crapped out once the creator realized there's nothing left to do with the OGs/the premise, and its entire legacy is bad meme edits of the 15 year old hot sauce joke. At least Octopus Pie had the grace to end.
>>155168632No, moot made me your janitor for 2 years after I complained to him over AIM about people here going birdshit over Kate Beaton and the then-endless Sinfest shitfighting. No one gives a fuck what you believe or don't.
>>155143353I have zoomer fatigue Go back to BlueskyWe were here first and you'll fucking cope
>>155144196Where's the joke Fuckley
>>155167050Far improved
>>155153622>Big Boss Baby vibes
>>155168896Everyone knows the Cockmongler and Hark, A Vagrant! and Sinfest. You at least kinda give a fuck if I believe you. I still don't.Regardless, you're still defending the recent waves of newfaggotry and tourism against better times this board has seen, so you are part of the problem.
>>155160290The artist left no indication she was capable or likely to do so making the joke weak and maybe needed to rethink it
>>155169080>you're still defending the recent waves of newfaggotry and tourism against better times this board has seen, so you are part of the problem.Jesus Christ no I'm not, 2016 devastated this site
I dont think this is the first time the artist tweeted out this comic, but whatever:https://x.com/hausofdecline/status/2089729369035960532
>>155168839That's from the prequel comic. It's depicting stuff from the 2000-2010 era or something.
>>155168324Its so weird. Its obvious he has no interest in non-straight stuff, he still hasn't finished his gay unicorn one and started 4 or 5 other ones in the meanwhile.
>>155147867I can't help feel like they could've avoided that whole shitshow if they just used "buggered" instead of "raped" in the original comic
>>155149413This. I've been here for decades now and I just avoid futa stuff. It's always been annoying and it's not my thing but it's better to corral the little weirdos.
>>155151273People give Neo Whomp shit, but I still like it
>>155169887welcome to "artist desperate for money throws enough of a bone to weirdos that they open their wallets"
this guy's stuff is kinda fucked uphttps://x.com/Nellies_Nest
>>155157781It's only a tiny capsule of cyanide. Like if a big 200-250 lb man took one, he'd probably be fine right?
>>155159708You know, now that I think about it, I've never encountered porn that's done this. Like, we all think that this is porn, but I question if there is porn that does this.
>>155172437>https://x.com/Nellies_Nesthe's also doing a kickstarter next month. didnt expect that.
>>155161492>is the illustrator's intention for one to perceive that as a slutty boy-child?>i suppose a broader context of the comic's characters would be good to know, but jeezHe honestly seems the same vague age group as the fat guy.
https://x.com/homuncuIus101/status/2036985624906100848
>>155169887>>155171160I think he has fun with it, just not as much as his other content. He's definitely not the kind of artist to draw something just for the money or attention and he clearly enjoys making the occasional herm character but his stuff obviously leans heterosexual.
>>155168839Doc's having a rough go of it with their kid.
>>155167388>>155159708>>155167263he draws other characters too sometimes.https://x.com/homuncuIus101/status/2068779710218481710
>>155167388>>155159708The small one has a vagene, by the way. I'm assuming FtM, but no clue.
https://x.com/viscousveil/status/2091085019238281271
>>155153652that is not OK
>>155153415Kind of cute.
>>155162499He'd be flattered that people online bothered to make TWO songs based solely on the concept of "Best of Zach". That's what real art is all about, he'd say. FUCK YOU, DA VINCI, FUCK YOU MICHELANGELO, THE INTERNET HAS DICTATED THE REAL MUSES OF MODERN TIME!
>>155153652The original if anyone is wondering:https://www.tumblr.com/robotatertot/156736308530/truth
