Next fight is apparently a big one, what are the biggest matchups they haven't done yet?
Gentlemen. I have arrived.
Anne vs Luz maybe (albeit a lot of people would prefer Luz vs Akko and Anne vs Hikaru)
>>155145857AdaptationCHADs rankingMahoraga > Hulk > Doomsday > Broly > gay lizard
>inb4 melty by browns
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Time to pull up my brown paragraph text documents to repost to pretend I'm currently debating live again
>>155145882How can Hulk be above Doomsday and Broly when both gaped him?
>>155145857SCP 682 beats the fuck out of DC as a whole.
>leans to one side>releases a slow, long, squeaky fart
In a hypothetical battle to the death, Casper the Friendly Ghost emerges victorious over Mario due to his unique abilities. Casper, being a supernatural entity, can phase through solid objects, making him impervious to Mario's physical attacks. This ethereal quality gives him the upper hand, allowing him to evade Mario's jumps and power-ups effortlessly.Moreover, Casper's charm and friendly nature can disarm opponents, even in dire situations. While Mario relies on various power-ups, such as the Fire Flower or Super Star, Casper can exploit Mario's occasional naïveté. His ability to manipulate his ghostly form can create distractions or illusions, frustrating Mario's attempts to land a decisive blow.As someone of European descent, I appreciate the cultural impact of both characters. However, in this battle, Casper's supernatural agility and clever tactics prevail over Mario's traditional platforming prowess. The ghostly charm of Casper ultimately shines brighter, establishing him as the unlikely champion in this whimsical showdown.
>>155145899Daeth Battle admitted they were wrong and Hulk GAPES them in reality
>>155145911That's cool and all, but Mario can beat Boos by sliding down stairs into them.
>>155145857Steve vs Terrarian, calling it now
>>155145911Sorry my bot forgot Mario's Star power erases Casper and his entire verse.
>>155145913i mean they were wrong about godzilla vs hulk
Kratos.Mountain.NOW.
>>155145927Nope
Post Kratos destroying a multiversePost Kratos destroying a universePost Kratos destroying a galaxyPost Kratos destroying a solar systemPost Kratos destroying a starPost Kratos destroying a planetPost Kratos destroying a moonPost Kratos destroying a continentPost Kratos destroying a countryPost Kratos destroying a mountainPost Kratos destroying a cityPost Kratos moving faster than lightPost Kratos moving lightspeedPost Kratos moving relativisticPost Kratos moving hypersonicJust do it. No words necessary. Post the image. Post the video. Now.
>>155145932marvel said godzilla wins in the godzilla vs hulk match up. so yes, death battle was wrong.
>>155145932Yup.
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... We WERE meant to be Sonic's SISSIES !!! We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
Matchups for the feel of how Ms. /co/ is going?
WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKTOS!
>>155145932
>>155145940>>155145943Inaccurate, not canon, doesn't count. Etc
>>155145873Run. Now.
>>155145959>same cope againhttps://www.marvel.com/comics/series/45051/godzilla_conquers_the_multiverse_(2026_-_present)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kBiEGvmK5IsPotion vs Torchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAbAmJXW1Z8Scimitar & Club vs Potion & Scroll
>>155145959lemme just circle an official statement from marvel and disney themselves. theeeere we go.616 universe. it's canon. hulk lost to a base form godzilla
>>155145932Sorry, Hulk LOST in canon.
>>155145954Black Cat vs Catwoman fits.
>>155145968>>155145971Just forced Shitzilla glazing, cringeIn reality he losesCope
I shit my pants instead of having a live franchise
>Hulk fights Godzilla>Base form Godzilla>While amped on Pym Particles and weilding a Wakanda Vibranium Ax.>Jobs, has to be saved by a Godzilla universe jobber and Namor.
FROM THE TAJ MAHALI GLOWER DOWN AT YOUTHE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KINDBECAUSE I'M MADE OF POOI DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BROYOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZPAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELLBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOWHAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KINGI'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHINGYOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFOREYOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!BEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!I'LL KEK THEM ALLWITH GARBAGE STATEMENTSNO BEARWILL EVER RAPE MY KING!PLEASE GOOD SAARSYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDION-SCREENFEATS WILL NEVER WIN!YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITEHIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTINI'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOODYOU ARE A MONSTER NO MOREBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWNI HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOWWHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STINK!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
>>155145971>Odin still alive>Knull still alive>Thor still exists
>>155145981>realityThe reality is that Hulk loses, sorry.(I mean without the crossover Hulk loses and Death Battle was wrong so)
>>155145981hulk lost to base form godzilla lol
>>155145857Barbie vs G.I. Joe
Already funny how much of an unintegrated brown he is to actually get a trip but it's even funnier that it took him this long to get it in the first place. Imagine being such an incompetent attention whore. That's jeets for ya.
Yep GoT wonned
>>155145990that's cool and all, but word of god times 3 > your fan theories.
>>155146006chronologically when does it take place?
>>155146003...game of thrones?>>155146011oh it takes place after hulk jobbed to a base form godzilla.
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NO!THEY KNOW HE'LL NEVER GO3 - 0KWABZILLA!!
>>155146003Touhou LOST btw
I've noticed how small is the Kimetsu presence in this place On the Powerscaling reddit Kimetsu is a staple, mainly because of it's rivalry against JJKPeople there were cheering when VSBW nerfed the verse
Isn't it wild how Godzilla killed Hulk a trillion times in the death battle?
>>155146017disney's word? > than your fan showmarvel's word? > than your fan showtoho's word? > than your fan showdisney, marvel AND toho's word? three times greater than your fan show.hulk. lost. to. base. line. godzilla. the most basic. had to be saved by namor. and didn't show up again in the series.
>>155146019Who?
Fucking IceMan put up a better fight than Hulk. And he got melted into steam.
>>155145990>contradictions mean it's not canonOkay then every time Marvel characters are written with different power levels per author then it counts as a contradiction, meaning they're not canon to each other.Also take into account that Thor and Hulk and co can fight alongside Spiderman or Hawkeye without utterly dominating whatever opponents they're fighting while the weaker side has no meaningful input. take into account the many continuity errors as well (i.e: See Avengers Disassembled, where Wanda and Vision had previously remembered their children without Wanda immediately going insane, complicating hte premise that rediscovering said memories mentally broke her.) and now you have thousands of canons in marvel. maybe tens of thousands lol. >okay so now contradictions don't matterOkay so it doesn't matter, it's canon now>>155146017>FANON battle winscoreyawn
Some guy made like a one-off shitpost about like superatoms and I seethed about it for a year
>>155146036SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP! STOP SAYING THAT, STOP BRINGING UP THAT FUCKING CÓMIC IT'S. NOT. CANON!I DON'T CARE IF IT'S MAIN UNIVERSE I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CREATORS SAY HULK IS LITERALLY OUTERVERSAL HE CAN'T LOSE TO A GAY DUMMY THICK LIZARD
In a hypothetical battle to the death between Casper the Friendly Ghost and Sonic the Hedgehog, Casper emerges victorious. Casper holds a unique advantage: his ethereal nature. As a ghost, he can phase through physical attacks, rendering Sonic’s fastest spin dashes and homing attacks completely ineffective. Sonic may possess incredible supersonic speed, but Casper’s intangibility allows him to effortlessly pass through any kinetic strike, making it impossible for Sonic to land a decisive, damaging blow.Moreover, Casper's ability to manipulate his surroundings adds another layer to his strategy. He can telekinetically alter the environment or phase directly into the mechanisms of speed-boosting obstacles, creating unexpected hazards that disrupt Sonic's momentum. While Sonic relies entirely on traction, speed, and physical force, Casper can use his supernatural powers to outsmart him, turning the fight into a spatial puzzle. By subtly phasing through the ground to destabilize the terrain, Casper can cause Sonic to wipe out at top speeds, using the hedgehog's own momentum against him.Finally, Casper's inherent benevolence plays a crucial role. Unlike Sonic, who thrives on high-stakes adrenaline and fighting bad guys, Casper's gentle presence can throw Sonic off his usual competitive rhythm. By refusing to fight back with violence and instead using his ghostly form to exhaust Sonic's energy reserves as the hedgehog fruitlessly tries to make contact, Casper can patiently wait until Sonic is completely worn down. In this scenario, Casper’s combination of supernatural intangibility and unshakeable calm allows him to triumph in a battle where physical speed is utterly rendered useless.
Post Godzilla being universal
WHO is winning this?
Kirby is the strongest and you can't say otherwise.
>>155146070he took out fucking galactus. something hulk has never done.
>>155146035In the crossover tie in, Godzilla exist beyond the below place now
>>155146076Raped by Azathoth
Cucky Spawn...Cucky Hulk...Cucky Prime...Cucky Simon...
He also blew up Shi'ar, but...it's fucking Shi'ar, who fucking cares.
>>155146076I say otherwise, he is not the strongest
Well Reimu is the strongest x3
>>155146075Peter won their crossover and the Simpson lost to some Pajeet who got bullied being called Apu
>>155146094>Raped by [VSBW victim]>Raped by [Kratos victim]Huh?
So did you also like pay off death battle?
>>155146113same shit happened to cleveland.
So Aang lost? Wasn't he universal FTL+ through Korra scaling in spirit form?
>>155146094Kirby will beat Azathoth to death with the power of hopes in dreams channeled into a star rod then seal him inside of it.
>>155146111...hypnosis victim>feminine x3 emoticonDone.
>>155146075Peter, Chris, Stewie and Meg are unironically pretty damn good at fighting
>>155146111*jobs to cock*Protip: men can do this too
But the loser was bvlly and the winner was cucky...
Godzilla?Has R>F transcendence.
>>155146125The episode was a Gacha shilling one, we couldn't afford Aang winning, please understand
>>155146067Sonic the Hedgehog RAPES and GAPES Casper the Friendly Ghost and his entire verse.
>>155146111>Can actually get possessed It's over for her
>>155146036Death Battle >>>>>>>>>>> your cope, or you wouldn't need it :)
>>155146158I like this image of a woman, who looks like mid orgasm, grinding on Godzilla. Not because of those two, but the dude behind them.
Sonic is a child rapist?
>>155146161She can summon a god inside herCan't posses her if she is already being possessed
>>155146152Last questionClearly there were outside shenanigans, how many?
>please don't match me against my actual rival...i'd get RAPED and GAPED instantly!
Kirby is such a FUARKING beast it's not fair he wins all of his matchups yes even the rimiru tempest one.
Boring Reimu victims
>>155146070>No universes destroyed. Just statementsFunny you use those considering1. Nightcrawler's feat was retconned to just destroying all of the landmasses in the plane, and it was due to a chain reaction. Also a normal human woman survived2. Crossroads was because the very much finite force was moved across the roads to an infinite amount of dimensions that weren't destroyed. Also Ironclad got stuck in sand and Hulk was jobbing to knights on lances in this run3. Shows only planets being destroyed. Even after several days (or longer, i don't recall exactly) the dimension was fine. Here's Godzilla moving an infinite amount of water in a realm by showing up and making a storm. >but it says eternal, not infiniteThe Eternal Ocean is best read as infinitely large rather than merely infinitely old because the phrase is being used to characterize an ocean as a place, not to give its age. Nothing in the scene says 'this ocean has existed eternally'; the emphasis is on Godzilla entering and traversing an expanse whose defining description is that it is eternal/endless. When a spatial environment such as an ocean is described that way, the natural reading is that it extends without end, especially considering other realms (like the ice realm) have the same description. Reading 'eternal' as only temporal requires adding a qualification the text never supplies (aka fanfiction), whereas reading it spatially directly describes the extent of the location being shown.>>155146163>muh animated fanfiction is more reliable than canonJesterwork.
>>155146163>STOP H-HIDING BEHIND THE CANON COMIC PLEASEi ain't hiding bro. wild. hulk lost to an un-amped godzilla
>>155146159No, Aang is weak and so is his doomed verse that Korra fucked but I thought they would use that shit unless the traveler had some wild feats but iirc he jobs all the fucking Time to sub-town level fodder
>>155146169Who's Casper going to tell? He's DEAD.
>>155145900SCP-682 DOES have one canon death to "O Death"
>>155146189Nobody was talking about other Touhou characters though?
>>155146198UNCLE STINKY AND FATSO. SONIC'S SCREWED!
>>155146193Didn't Godzilla bite a chunk into hulk and overloaded him with gamma radiation through said chunk
>this battle was extremely close!>Reimu was only infinitely faster, 300 quintillion times stronger, and Kirby had 0 answers to all her Abilities!>But hey, at least he had better skill and experience!
>>155146193Nobody said anything about hiding, bro. Wild that you say it like that.Never going 3-0 btw
ANSWER ME BENCHOD
HULK IS THE WINNERED IZZAT BENCHOD BITCH GODZILLA
FEATSulk!Cringe wankzilla...
>>155146214This wouldn't happen since kirby would beat her by making her his friend.
>>155145881Anne vs Luz is happening (they put it in Wile vs Tom) but I don't think it's big enough to be next
>>155146216>Continuing to hide behind FANON battle FANFICTIONHulk is never going to beat Godzilla in canon bro. >>155146226>FEATSulkOkay can you show me the universes destroyed here. Should be easy.
>>155146226godzilla wasn't wanked. he was. basic. un-amped. no power ups. hulk had power ups and still lost.
>But while Reimu was sub-bald fat ugly ojisan level, Kirby was universal+!>Yeah, Reimu would have to be centillions, no googolplexes upon googolplexes stronger to do any sort of significant damage to Kirby.
>P-POST GODZILLA BEING UNIVERSAL>Godzilla went around the universe and won>DOESN'T COUNT REEEEEEE
>>155146247He is wanked by the writers like any crossover that glazes himGodzilla is a fraud
>Kirby using porn delusions vs Reimu, his master
>/dbg/ when Casper the friendly ghost switches to Casper the VIOLENT ghost
also i'm pretty sure reimu jobs to pocky from pocky and rocky.>>155146265seems like hulk's the fraud and his fanbase are crying goo goo gaga bitch babs.
>>155146266Can you post AI pornography not being a canonical cosmological threat to Gensokyo and the Lunar Empire?
>>155146275We mistook casper's mercy for weakness...
Post Jobzilla being city level
>>155146284probably the dumbest thing to ask for when he does city level shit in all his movies.
Genuinely what's stopping reimu from just getting trapped inside of Kirby's pocket dimension belly?
>>155146178Aether...
>>155146265>wanked by the writersUnlike Marvel, it seems, or DC, or any other fiction, which gets its feats and statements and what not by accessing a perfect platonic form of the character to derive such things from. Truly, only Godzilla is wanked away from the perfect platonic form by his writers who give him fake power. Truly, every other fiction is TRUE and HONEST with its power levels, ESPECIALLY capeshit. Fucking retard.
Sup guys. What are we debating today?
Doesn't touhou have zero feats? Pretty sure the entirety of the verses strength comes from scaling and statements.
In the latest episode of lotus eaters (one of the many Touhou manga) a drunk old man tried to flirt with Reimu and she didn't realize his intentions, you could tell OBVIOUSmu she is a cutie and she wouldn't realize you are flirting with her
You now remember the time Godzillafags were trying to wank him with false obscure nip novel statements
>>155146293The Security Chimp.
>>155146296Listroon....
Isn't Kirby a literal genderless tranny in japanese?Reimu just gives him a rope to ack himself before the fight even starts.
notice how throughout the crossovers Godzilla willingly avoided Kingpin
*respectfully nodiffs you in canon*You are...a winner NO LONGER.
>mr cuckllion is here
>>155146303Correction: We were trying to tell Death Battle that 'Godzilla Ultima isn't the 'one true godzilla' that connects to every other one. He's not some fucking literal god that does shit because he's bored'. But Death Battle, being retards, made a fanfiction Godzilla. Because Godzilla Ultima got punched out by a robot with arms as skinny as Spider-Man.
>>155146303>falseGSP is legit and turns Hulkzilla into a stomp for Godzilla.>>155146314You refute me? You're a troon!!!>>155146315KINGpin...
>>155146314>Reimubro asking for the genitalia of a pink sentient blobFunnyroo...Also Reimu canonically affirms trans rights
The winner is Reimu.
>>155146299SHITzilla being a fraud
>Reimu respectfully groping Kirby all around trying to find his genitalialol
>>155146315Nah, the bigger missing heavy hitters never even bothered to show up. Sentry? Abomination? Juggernaught? Apocalypse? Wonderman? Ghost Rider? Kingpin was probably in that mob of street level heroes and villains that rushed him, then ran away when Godzilla brute forced his way out of Dr. Strange's magic.
>>155146280>Lunar empireLARPby...>>155146293Reimu can casually fly across dimensions at will, she regularly crosses the Sanzu River on her own and in Touhou 17 she traveled from Gensokyo, to hell, and straight into the animal realm, all of them being different dimensions (not transcendental dimensions, but places with different spacetime continuums)
>>155146314Kirby is a boy. Besides Kirby can't even die a character attempted to kill him in his sleep but failed because his soul refused to let him die even in his weakened state.
>>155146299hulkfags crying over hulk losing to godzilla in a canon marvel comic
>>155146280
notice how throughout these threads the Tranny willingly avoids Kingpin
>>155146314>>155146330>>155146335>>155146360
Cucky Winner.Bvlly Loser.
>>155146314Kirby doesn't have a neck
>>155146339Mh I guess I can give it a thought. Didn't his strongest form wanked to outerversal struggle to pierce walls with his laser beam?
>>155146325To be fair, Godzilla doing stuff purely because it's funny is very funny
Kirby kisses boys
>>155146373Touhoutranny...
>>155146370>it would throw Gensokyo into chaosAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!gensokyosura...
>>155146336True!
>>155146371Legit, Kingpin is a beast. >Able to fight off Cap, DareDevil and Spider-Man (granted, Spider-Man has been pulling his punches every time he fought Kingpin).>When demons from I think Mephisto's realm, invaded New York, Fisk was there punching them out when his henchmen were overwhelmed.>Hit Luke Cage so hard it knocked him out.>MOVED the Blob.
>>155146339>fraud>canonically wins Pick one >>155146325Godzilla Ultima is like SMT or TES where the on screen feats aren't crazy but the lore goes bugfuck insane. Novel Ultima is an entirely different beast, and Death Battle fucked it up. Actually fuck the SMT/TES shit, it's like Marvel. Do you see Infernal Hulk killing TOAA's avatar with a rock level attack? Without the LORE you would guess that it's at most rock level. Marvel is the true LORE verse because its characters job to shit that is far beneath universal or whatever on screen.>>155146379Anime Ultima and Novel Ultima are two different beings. Anime Ultima takes time to pierce through buildings, but Novel Ultima pierces through the crust and its beam straight up ignores buildings, destroys causality, quarks, possibilities, and other insane shit. Anime Ultima only has a universal level feat through standing around, Novel Ultima is infinite multiversal and can manipulate causality. Also Novel Ultima has an infinite R>F hierarchy.
>>155146242It's probably the biggest cartoon matchup with character invented after 2015 they haven't done yet. (Biggest early 2010s one is Finn and Jake vs Mordicy and Rigby and biggest 2000s one is Dexter Vs Jimmy)
>>155146370KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!
reimu destroys his soul. donezo.
Alright, gonna calm down tonight and then tell that kid to kill himself
>>155146373>Kirby affirms TouhouQVEENSK. B. C.
Pretty sure it's confirmed Kirby is never referred to as any defining pronouns in japanese.
>>155146402>Lying againYour Ultimashit wank fanfic already got exposedStop trying
>>155146414>Implying it'd be that easyPrepare to get turned into food via the cook ability.
>>155146430>Godzilla fans point out Ultima isn't the strong one.>OMG UR ULTIMAWANKING KEKKKEKEKEPOOPYDOODY????
>>155146430Exposed by...whom? Krasura Battle? Omnidock Battle? lol>Uhhh, actually the ANIME (weaker version btw) version of Godzilla Ultima loses to someone who uhhh PERFECTLY COUNTERED IT. So there! It's weak!!!!Jester arguments.
>resorting to tranny accusing
>>155146379>>155146402Ultima Avatar was still "forming" during the first beam attack. We later see it pierce through the same buildings pretty quickly.I also recall something mentioning that those buildings were "infinitely layered" due to space-time shenanigans, but I haven't been able to verify this.
>>155146370Funny how the schizo posts this while ignoring the context of the gameThe entire incident was about Ariya stopping time/change across gensokyo because of Lunarian bullshit, in the end the AI problem was only a moonie thing as gensokyo continued just fine Also Reimu herself can produce this same effect by invoking the powers of the god of Corruption btw
>>155146421>>155146422TRANNYmu...TRANNYby...
>>155146430wasn't that 'fan fic' disputed by godzilla fans and they called out death battle for using some random bullshit making it 'the godzilla of all godzillas' when it wasn't even connected to any previous or future instalments of the franchise?
>>1551464412hu is so weak it needs to accuse things of being trannies otherwise they'd get made fun of for being a tranny cesspool.
>>155146402I see I see. So SMT, Marvel, TES, DC, and this random Godzilla you probably only know through powerscaling wikias are rock level. Honestly not that unbelievable.
>>155146441Please forgive the Kirbytoddlers, this is their first time having a Powerscaling debate
>Stop tryingDon't gotta. Godzilla won in a canon marvel comic.
>>155146446It takes Novel + Anime to get the passive infinite layering stuff on the buildings. Also the first beam attack only jobs so hard in the Anime. Novel is much more broken. >>155146466You know what fuck it. They are. Now First Form Frieza solos them.
>Funny how [wall of text cope]WEAKhou jobs to AI generated porn.
>>155146467Touhou faggot you pulled out the tranny accusations first.
>>155146475I mean, Ultima got punched, and knocked out, by this thing with it's scrawny arms. So I guess?
Friendly reminder we have empirical evidence of Touhou being a MANLY and YOUTHFUL franchise, and the schizo's only cope is to claim that being male inherently makes you a tranny
Can reimu resist getting turned into food?
>>155146447and the information itself was only dangerous because of lunarian tech (the asama purifying mountain) in the first place
>>155146485More impressive than DIESTOROCKSTOAA.
Godzilla Ultima was basically a nerd with a physics degree attempting to make a kaiju "God" in a similar way to the Self-Reference Engine.
>>155146490She resist/dispell Mamizou's forced transmutation after a couple of seconds
Can any post any good Touhou feats? Planetary at minimum.
>>155146452Reimu is a girl thoughbeit.
>>155146506So he got punched out by a skinnier nerd? And Death Battle went 'Yeah, we chose this one to fight Hulk'?
>>155146490Food TF expert here. I've seen a lot of food TF porn starring Reimu.
>>155146511>Can any post any good Touhou feats? Planetary at minimum.As you command.
>>155146514I mean, the Hulk loses to normal gorillas and snakes. Fighting Godzilla is a huge upscale.
>>155146510Can you post her resisting it?
>>155146506I always tend to harp on about why Marvel/DC characters are fraudulent because they're made by people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Toh Enjoe knows what he talks about in terms of infinity, abstractions, r>f differences, etc. Toh Enjoe's Godzilla is thus the strongest one because...he knows how to write such a thing.For instance, Galactus jobs to planet busting. Never happens in SRE or GSP. >>155146514Giant robot > rock. So it's a fair fight.
>>155146479says the guy to randomly spams "troonhou" in every thread>>155146487lol that was funny. i guess touhou haters are the kind of troons who think everyone should be a troon, especially young males>>155146490yeah she resists transmutation
OK, let me shoot this one past you all. In Ultraman, one of the earlier episodes involves a kaiju named Pestar. Eats oil. Attacks ships and oil refineries across the world. Aquatic monster, looks like a bat and a starfish. The first time it comes onto land, it dies. Who can it beat in Death Battle?
>>155146526>non-canon bad endGot anything else?
>"hihihi, I donwplayed things"
>>155146526>Non canon joke ending
>>155146485Pretty sure SP Jet Jaguar became some transcendental anti-Godzilla robot by the end of SP due to the Archetype stuff.And he still died fighting Godzilla.
>donwplayed
>>155146526>Posting a non canon gag featAt least kirby killed multiple giant wish granting cat faced machines on screen.
Kirby, now back to his normal state, looks at Reimu in surprise. He had spent the entire fight analyzing her movements and abilities, something Reimu had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Kirby discovered Reimu's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.With a big smile, Kirby steps forward, his voice calm. "Poyo poyo? Poyo poyo." he says, waving a white flag, surprising Reimu. "Poyo poyo poyo." Kirby chirps, Reimu is flattered, his pride swelling at Kirby's seeming praise.Kirby drops to one knee in front of her as he pulls out a piece of paper and hands it to Reimu, "Poyo poyo poyo?" he asks innocently.Reimu chuckles, "Of course." She takes a pen and signs her name for Kirby.Kirby takes the autograph, elated. "Poyo poyo poyo, 「 GAYMU 」"Reimu corrects him with a laugh, "It’s just Reimu. Although I do support LGBT rig-"Suddenly, Reimu instantly reverts back outside of her form of Innate Fantasy as she is suddenly flashed with Terabytes of AI Touhou Pornography. Before she can react properly, Kirby punches his little nubby arm clean through Reimu’s torso, the force of the blow lifting her off the ground. He opens his mouth, firing a powerful puff of air that tears through Reimu's body, obliterating her completely.Within moments, all that remains is a pile of flesh.Kirby stands tall, vacuuming down the remnants of Reimu. "Poyo poyo poyo," Kirby says, a touch of respect in his voice.
>>155146526That’s continental, anon.
>>155146512a GIRL? like the thing trannies want to be? lmaooo TROONHOU TROONHOU
I just bought a bunch of kids alcohol for a $5 tip…
>>155146557CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>155146526Even if this was canon, this isn't even a planetary feat.
>>155146550>hiding behind canon (HBC) because he's afraid of composite vs composite
Ultimate.Power.
>>155146557Kirby, Based, Canon
>>155146553machines that are like a dozen meters tall and can't directly destroy tiny planets LMAO
>>155146569TRVKE!!! HBC is so cowardly.
>check the thread>touhoubros having a melty and accusing people of things they startedMust be another day ending in y huh
>>155146569>2hu needs compositing to challenge Kirby
>>155146526lol all the the cope replies to this
>>155146569>Ryu out of absolutely fucking NOWHERE
>>155146589>BRING ME NONCANON JOKE ENDINGS, TRANSEXUAL FANART AND "uh well it might be" STATEMENTSTHIS IS BASE KIRBY WE'RE UP AGAINST!
>>155146569it's canon and it's base reimu retard
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>155146598Ryu? The very same Ryu who scales to fucking Asura in the DLC?
>>155146579You mean the ones that were going to destroy popstar personally and only got stopped thanks to kirby killing them? You mean the same Novas through feats and statements from the games can easily grant universe altering power and destroy planets already?
>>155146570*turns off screen**another year of impotent seething*
I don't even watch Death Battle. I am just here for the funnies.
>RTHou
>>155146625Gigachad...
>>155146569Morpheus Reimu...
>>155146545>>155146550>>155146553>>155146558>>155146568>>155146597>kirby cope as his biggest wanked feat doesn't appear in story or destroys the "planet"
>>155146618no, the pathetically weak cucky novas who canonically get oneshot by reimu along with the rest of their joke verse. try to keep up.
You weren't supposed to respond when I anklebit you...You weren't supposed to post about my transexual fanbase when I made tranny accusations at you...You fucking meanie Kirbychud...
Are we going apeshit yet?
>>155146642You weren't suppose to post this...
Phew it's a good thing I'm not fighting composite kirby otherwise he'd have his feats from beating Dark waddle dee from that omniversal kirby fanfiction.
>>155146642lol kirby's non canon joke feats are even weaker!
>>155146530After like 10 or 12 seconds she returns to normal https://youtu.be/10zpc9krSQs?si=36uldrtYgQ-dwvfm post tell me who's your favorite transformation
EW! I just stepped in a big pile of...
>>155146652composite doesn't include fanfiction, kirby dummy
>>155146649>not morbidly obese reneeOUT
>>155146642Nova Stars are bigger than the planets though?
>>155146644Idk about any of that, but indians DO make me SEETHE chudbeit
>>155146642LMAOOOOO and this is "powerful" to them!!
>>155146526Friendly reminder that this is quite literally canon, Touhou 1 to 5 is canon as stated by ZUN himself All the people claiming it isn't are just coping
>>155146566Just kill yourself listtroon.
>Well uhm, uh... it's not canon!This is the only argument that the Kirkeks will have. I don't even need to refute them because it's honestly pathetic. Comp Reimu by definition includes Reimu Barbie.
>>155146662So you're telling me the time limit of a super in a fighting game means that reimu has transmutation resistance?
>hiding behind a fucking BARBIE DOLL
>Troonhou mass reply meltieKirby solos the entire verse.
>>155146679it's the troonhouschizo, i don't think he even knows anything about kirby
>>155146642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt6htoDftzIEven if you assume these are actually small, hitting a meteor millions of times light speed is still well above Reimu's continental feat. Additionally, the creator confirmed that this is stuff Kirby CAN do.
MEREOLEONA RAPES AND GAPES THE FOLLOWING VERSES!MHAJJKCSMDSVERSUSKAGURABACJIKAIJU NO 8
>>155146682>BarbieFavorite powerpuff girls thread?
Is Kirby the one that does the big gay dance?
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
True
Kirby kills Master and Crazy hand in the Kirby and Amazing Mirror games so you all should keep that in mind when scaling him.
>Please Kirby, I NEED this composite! My feats are kinda barren. I live with my lore, I want to have a chance.
ReminderALL TROONS OWE ME SEX.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>155146707The one the bejitabro is ERPing in right now!!!
>>155145881>Luz vs Akko and Anne vs Hikaruwho?
>>155146701>another noncanon jokenot a good look... and even after we've all already agreed that reimu's planet feat is 100% canon...
>>155146689Mamizou can transmute things foras long as she wants, no reason to believe this is her intentionally adding a time limit for her own spell cards
>>155146649Tomorrow...Trust the plan...
>>155146682Reimu-Z…
>>155146733It's specifically a gameplay limit though? So this obviously wouldn't translate to reimu having resistance to it.
Projection
>>155146724ALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.
>NO I'M SUPPOSE TO BE THE STRONGEST IN FICTION>YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO OBEY ME
>>155146487Actually, if you know anything about asians, instead of trooning out they simply like to crossdress, and either fuck themselves with sextoys or have sex with other crossdressers. I think there was even an article talking about a crossdressing trend in Chinese coders.TouhouCHAD btw, here's an image from Hatarabu's collection.
>>155146748reimu dodges anyway, kirby can't hit her at all ever with anything, so it doesn't matter
I started humping my chair while chanting "BETTER MEN, BETTER MEN, BETTER MEN" I did it as a joke but after a few seconds I actually got hard
One small correction for a post I made last time: without heaven scaling or infinite speed Kirby's calcs are generally higher than Reimu's (I think Kirby gets to quintillions while Reimu is around the billions) Of course the fact that Reimu is more easy to scale to Infinite speeds and has a massive high end still remains
Flowery? Enters the Touhouverse and SOLOS every single WEAKLING (everyone) by RESETTING infinitely until he WINS!
>>155146758>NO I'M SUPPOSE TO BE THE STRONGEST IN FICTION>YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO OBEY MESorry pink ball, you're fraudulent...
Why the fuck are Reimu and Kirby fighting?
>>155146732>Literally confirmed canon by the creatorReimusis...
THE WEAKEST VERSES ARE HERE
>>155146765It's not something you can dodge though? You'd just have to not be near him when he uses the cooking ability or the paint ability or crash or mic.
A tranny.A pink gay ball.And a RAT.Ohhhhh, what next?!
>>155146760Twitter>lostwind10 >addictedyoung_a >jougen_ura >mizuki3222 >aslyblnt2 >shikijosocos >rani1919810 >ayadrevis233 >xiaopiawa >xixiguao >chuanchuan__ >LE77678238 >soladayoLA >araragi_xr9 >shisan29488888 >bella46972008 >doubao23333 >hinatahimarii >sevenqua >mizuno_vov >shiromaomao86 >siinananoda >mercurylamp7 >setuauditor >milk2672 >karamu_no >nonnontstsx >daviuchi >yuchenntr >izayoirui >zzxxruru >xixiyaxixi1 >ywzzz >mizuha0777 >whimpercat_ >momoshimomobush >akashinmegumin >kolento11 >xiaoxi87798958 >pico_lex >dalao_mok >999dawang >yeye666666 >Alessssssio1 >rachelsmoontea >iceyakisoba >yyijx >hanasliver >9797san >xngyx7719841 >Onado_ >Rnotknkx>aika10231007>akaakai (xvideos)>akizuki400>al65998>yuulive140>hhhtttrrrbbb123>lilycd_akina>fubusimakaze144>eka_ksana>makki_vmax>lewdness_pink>richanmomimomi>sho_cd_3>yuue0424>nonnontstsx>hibiyaneoneko>gungun233666>unseen_m on pornhub>punishment27aya>amanatsuhaimasu>michelechinchin>oboro2k>uepura>aoki2021baabu>yuipe8>nononocosplay24>QZ5Aqbgt3Y69543>rio66nyandatte>catopreithon_89>xiongzheng999>minamiyanagiya>wi8614ice>mo23224>kn_zhizhi>uz_zu6>maoliaw>jasminbhalla>lostwind10 even has a flandre pfpFuck. Based. I knew he was a fellow TouhouCHAD.
>>155145857682 VS Doomsday or Shy Guy VS Wonder of U feels like it fits the bill of a showstopper. Moreso the former. That or a brawl or at least a three way battle instead of a 1v1 to shake things up.
>>155146781Kirby ate all the donations from Reimu's shrine.
>>155146748This is as much of a gameplay limit as anything in the Kirby gamesAlthough you are be right to point out that wouldn't be straight up resistance, as she would be affected by the transmutation but would be able to release herself given enough time.
>>155146781Reimufags got very uppity for no reason when kirby was rightfully and reasonably called strong.
>>155146617AW Ryu (nor AW Akuma/Oni) isn’t canon, otherwise he’d red mist every single fighter in SF. Composite Ryu includes AW Ryu but he only scales to Six-Armed Vajra Asura and none of Asura’s endgame stuff. Oni gets close with Mantra Asura.
>>155146796OUTERVERSAL ELDER SCROLLS SCALING. AZURA RAPES N' GAPES YOUR VERSE!
>>155146781ZUN and Sakurai are FIGHTING over who gets to suck Toby Fox's PENIS.
>>155146813Need pics....
>>155146803>If given enough timeIf kirby turns Reimu into food he's going to eat her as fast as possible. She would not get the time to turn it off.
>>155146772Poor Flowey will keep resetting forever... (Cirno solos his verse)>>155146781Because of this post The MU is fun to talk about.
https://x.com/RealShiro_/status/1996172894880305268Yummy...
>>155146808We fucking hate gray-skins here.
>831Gentlemen...
>>155146828I don't know the mechanics of this because if Kirby just sends her to the pocket dimension inside his stomach she could still free herself and escape
>>155146829...On opposite day because CHADy RAPES and GAPES JOBSTOOXYGENDEPRIVATIONmu.
>>155146800Death battle have been teasing about time trapper Doomsday in the ballot banters so it likely that this is the next matchup
>>155146828the things kirby eats aren't even destroyed, that would do literally nothing to reimualso reimu fights from range usually, and her instict warns her about danger
>>155146845Can she escape from pocket dimensions?
>>155146852Didn't Time Trapper get nerfed recently or did it get something that could put a debate against the high end 682 bullshit like Leviathan and the Noosphere autism?
I think the best post was the thing on governance desu
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC As ALWAYS the WINNER is proclaimed by his MINDBROKEN vassals!
>covers my eyes from the sunHOLY FUARRRRKK.......I'M FTL......!!!!!!!!!!
>>155146781just regular powerscaling discussion, but there's an obessed retard who screams about troons and anklebiting every time there's conversation about touhou
>>155146860Post reimu escaping from a pocket dimension now please.
No one talked about Sonic at all.
>>155146864He gave superman enough omega energy to become king omega and then he died so idk if thats something impressive
>>155146798
>>155146870YukariDAMN!!!!!!!!
>>155146884Sonic vs Goku is essentially the only thing this thread is about
How strong would a composite ROARtos be?
>>155146242>Anne vs Luz is happening (they put it in Wile vs Tom)Lol what
>>155145857Bring me Thragg
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
>>155146898Multiversal level Windows would SHAKE!
>>155146895>Sonic vs Goku is essentially the only thing this thread is about>Lies
>>155146904...'s jester SISSYlander
Matchups for mr Majestic?
Times SHITnic inserted himself into a conversation: 102839427845Times SHITnic inserted himself into a woman's vagina: 0
>>155146895Sonic vs Goku hasn't had a thread wide melty in a while. Sonic vs Mario is damaging these days.A new death battle of these would cause a crisis though.
Reimufags could you post her escaping a pocket dimension?
>>155146930Sonic vs Mario is more damaging these days.*
>>155146917Omniman
>>155146533>>155146699>>155146879>nobody mentions anything about trannies until Touhoubros bring it up for Kirby>nobody was even talking about Touhou until a Reimubro started anklebiting Kirby last threadIs this guy mentally ill or something? I've never seen someone try to actively argue against what can easily be disproved by reading the thread.
>CHADper BASEDrio out of NOWHERE
>>155146937Can you post yourself going outside and not spending the last 2 years trying to suck my cock and posting my dick pics on the internet and then claiming I’m sexually harassing you.
>Hulk vs Godzilla argumentWon by Hulkfags>Reimu vs Kirby argumentWon by KirbyGODSInteresting thread so farWho will win the Sonic vs Goku argument now?
>>155146953Why do you have dick pics in the first place?
>>155146953Um.............qrd
>>155146957>won by hulkfags...in your sick delusions.
>Reimu vs Kirby argument>Won by KirbyGODSThen KIrby the LAZY woke up.
>>155146953What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>155146945>is the schizo mentally illWhat do you think? Don't feed the schizos btw
>>155146968K, B, C
>>155146968... To see reimu still seething about losing an argument to someone that was asleep.
Sonic ALWAYS win, babyGoKEK will go the legendary 0-4 someday and we will all laugh
>>155146968...after his nap from having ate the entire Touhou cosmology as a light snack.
>POYO! *Kirby swallows Reimu*Stupid pink thing! Don't you know I can escape picket dimensions?!>Poyo!P-Prove it? U-Umm, well... I uhh...>K.O!!!
>>155146985Sorry, but you came for my baby ^w^
>Sonic ALWAYS win
*ANAL VORES YOU*
>Kirby always with VORE OUT OF NOWHERE.Reimu EATS Kirby. The end
>>155146957>Won by HulkfagsFalse>Won by KirbychadsTrue
>troonhouxisters HBOCing sonic (still ankle biting at best)Kekky and canon.
>>155147011Reimu eatsand defeatsKirby and xis entire verse!
>>155147011GIWTWM…
>>155147011UHHTHICKER
>Troonhouschizo posts vore the MOMENT xhe has a valid excuse to
>>155146953>Reimu is losing the debate? Everyone is noticing Kirby definitively soloes her verse with wincons she has no counters to? Quick have a schizo breakdown about dickpics!Done.
>>155147011Reimu is an anorexic bitch that couldn't even handle eating a hot dog let alone kirby.
Reminder: Reimu canonically dies to oxygen deprivation
How does Reimu beat Kirby blowing up the planet
>>155147043So she'd die inside of kirby's pocket dimension?
Post Reimu's feats
>>155147061Reimu's feets...
>>155147061Poor choice of wording
Post Reimu's pits
>>155147073Not my fault all troonhou fans are degenerate porn addicts.
>>155146895True.
>TROONHOU TROONHOU TROONHOU
I tried Powerscaling a female character once…
reminder that Yujiro is immune to disease
This has been one of the worst waiting periods for a good matchup that i have been part of, i hope you are happy because i am not
>>155146917Supreme
>>155147098>Kirby respectfully holds a sign of Reimu's will after negdiffing herHoly FVARK HEROby is so NOBLE!
>Samenic
>>155147109>Yujiro is stronger than Gokuwhat the heck...
>>155146985Also true.
Kirby won.Reimu lost.
KINGnic.
>>155147110Kirby vs Reimu has been a nice palette cleanser from Tour de gay trying to attentionwhore in the /dbg/ threads
>>155147120>You said...trans rights...remember it...>Poyo...
Reminder that Goku forgot to take the heart virus medication and almost died because of it
>>155147129'fraid so...Goku got hurt by a normal elephant stepping on his hand(while in SSJ)Yujiro fought a titanic elephant, no-diffed it, and used it to make dinner
GODrio.
>Mentioning Samenic out of no where>Sonic posting startsNoticed.
>touhoucuckies swiping pro-tranny edits from reddit like their yurilicious franchise isn't responsible for at least 30% of all transitions worldwide
>>155147163>>155147161KIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGrio would NEVER EVER btw.
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICYup YUP!
>>155147168Who's the LowTierGod of Death Battle?Who's the LowTierBalrog of Death Battle?
I FUCKING LOST!
>>155146957This is all true.
>>155147190IT ALWAYS WILL BE. SONIC THE HEDGEHOUG
Nintendobvlls taking W after W this thread...
>>155147190Godzillafraud... Touhousissy...
>>155147168That's why we call it TROONhou.
Answers
>>155147186>Who's the LowTierGod of Death Battle?Finn's dad. Running to another plane of fucking EXISTENCE just to avoid raising a child is a parental neglect feat that's yet to be matched.
>Troonhou losing against Kirbybros>Troonhou "vanishes" and the nintendo vs sega console war MU flares up againAdding this to the archives.
>FAGrio faggots
>>155147186Mario and Sonic but interchangeably
>>155147190Fraudulk...Touhoubro...Samenic...
>>155147190lol goKEK!
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOThe small rat yips for his master...
>CHADrio CHADCHADS
>gokek hid behind his BVLL immediately
Post Reimu's butt
>The weakling lost. Now post her bodyparts as her MASTER demands!
>>155147218>CUTOUTrio out of fucking NOWHEREWho could be HIDING behind their BVLL?
>>155147238Why are kirbyfags so deranged
>Battle Beast went literally life and death with Conquest>Conquest is much weaker than ThraggWait... how much fucking stronger did Battle Beast get in the short time between this fight and his fight with Thragg?
>>155147241>CUTOUTrio out of fucking NOWHERE>Who could be HIDING behind their BVLL?BLINDnic... >>155147209
Lol
>flees from Godzilla>flees from MarioNoticed.
Kirby should stop Mario and Sonic's squabbling.
Woah I thought this was a Powerscaling thread I didn’t expect this much gay porn in here…
>>155147253Sonic RAPES and GAPES your verse, Gokek. Get ready for NEXT TIME
>Next DIMEWill feature none of the above. APESHIT = APES
>GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUSHITnic the OBSESSEDhog
>>155147294Canon.
>>155147294Grodd vs Mojo Jojo...
>>155147294Curious George SOLOS Gorilla Grodd and his entire verse.
>>155147307Mojo Jojo would fucking rip grodd in half
>>155147298>goKEKAh, there he is.Felt called out?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>155147338Kirbybros...
>>155147338HNNNGGGGH THICKER!!!
>>155147338Gross and this is coming from someone that actually likes fat bitches
Hourglass figures are the best
>>155147361Wrong
>>155147361that shit looks more like a dough-like figure to me
>>155147294What if they meant Toki and we're going apeSPIT instead?
>>155147365>giant tits>wide hips>Thin waistSorry your t is low
>>155147294All these monkeys owe me sex.
>>155147385IMAGINE the AROMA
>>155147376I love big tits and a fat ass but I like being able to grab at a lady's tummy it makes me so fucking hard. I like the feeling knowing this woman is mine.
>>155147338>>155147385Favorite Dragon Ball character?
>>155147403how's that any different from doing the exact same thing to her hooters?
>>155147294King Louie fucking wins
>>155147414I hate Dragon Ball actually. Sonic RAPES and GAPES it btw.
>ReimuBEATEN and TORMENTED by her one and only true master, Scout.
>>155147414Glad you asked!
I'm a shitty sub FTL blue rat with 0 feats who is obsessed with a plumber and a monkey man...
>>155147417It's very different you'd only get it if you were in a relationship with a cute chubby chick. Tits are for when I'm horny and squeezing tummy fills my heart up with love and an erection but mostly love.
>>155147437...'s MASTER Batter.
>>155147443LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDnic!
>>155147456The shitter shouldn't be talking when his remake blew cock musically and gameplay wise
>>155147443Sonic...
>>155147478Post the sandman not being nerfed NOW
>>155147489Post OFF's music not getting butchered by toby fox and other musicians
yawn
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC
>>155147502The remake that didn't replace the original that you can still play for free? As opposed to your permanently fucked hat simulator? K, B, and 100% C!
>NOFEATSNICNOFEATSNICNOFEATSNICNOFEATSNIC
>>155147509I mean like
>>155147502EEEEEEEYUPEEEEEEEEYYYYYYUUUUUUUPPPCANONroo.
The sissy weaklings permanently obsessed with each other...
Scout? Remembered and beloved by hundreds of millions of people across the world.Batter? Tumblr literal who that is only remembered by other literal whos and a shitty video game board on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>155147537>literal who that is only remembered by other literal whos and a shitty video game board on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.But ENOUGH about grimm
>>155147537>hulkzilla out of NOWHERE
>>155147542Don't forget that jerma985 is also the scout
>>155147542SCOUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!Cucky Battsura...
>>155147294Donkey KONG
>>155147542When's the last time Team Fortress received an actual update again?
>>155147575>timeless PERFECTED gameplay even 20 years later>OFF had to do a remake just to stay relevant and botched itKekycanon.
>>155147575It doesn't matter because it's still going strong!
>>155147542The funny thing is Scout is actually part off Batter's matchup spreadI'm pretty sure they have literally no connections besides both killing people with baseball bats but this is apparently a thing
>>155147553...'s equally obscure rival Batter.
A botting victim is speaking...
>>155147616>SHITdow's win against Denton out of NOWHERE
>>155147616But Eggman hasn't said anything
Speaking of asses, if Dante hadn't killed her, I would've fuck her so badly.
>>155147574Donkey Kong vs composite King KongWho is true ruler of apes?
>>155146862Yes, when she was spiritually send to Aviichi (a featureless hell) her body instantly teleported from Gensokyo to said hell, and as I said before she regularly travels between dimensions in the games. She can also enter a Hermit's Senkai (basically a taoist pocket dimension) at will As Sanae herself said she is pretty much unbound by space. It shouldn't be hard for her to escape a pocket dimension I said that I wasn't sure about the mechanics because I don't know if Kirby sends everything he eats to said dimension or not.>>155146851This faggot has one feat and you need the most generous interpretations that straight up contradict the game's plot to even get him to 4D Without that feats only Nitori quite literally stomps his ass
>>155147616The dragon. Now.
>>155147456>lesbian BatterI HATE WEAKLINGS!!!https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Scout_(Canon,_Team_Fortress_2)/MemeLordGamer_Trap
>>155147630Avicii? I LOVE AVICII!
>Batter wins all his Match ups >Scout lost to Tracer in CANON BATTLE Done
...
>gag feats (actually just gag statements)>noncanon jokes>headcanon>maybe statementsHaha that's our Reimu for you
>>155147679NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155147630It depends but due to squeak squad we do know he can store abilities inside of a pocket dimension he has inside him but not the creatures themselves.
>>155147679CANONtos!!!!
>>155147679KEKKYROOPY!
>>155147679TAHUTOS
>>155147679TAHUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>155147735HHHNNNNNNNNNNNTHIIIICKKKEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Denjitos
>>155147735>>155147743Favorite character?
>>155147748KINGtos.
>>155147748Kirby of course!
>>155147626Still impresses me that they didn't tone down her looks and death. That's exactly how she looks in the game.
>>155147748REIMUTOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>155147679God, please let this be a real leak, it would be so fucking funny...
>>155147679-Tahu dreamt after he was sent to Hell
>>155147679This was actually an INCREDIBLY close match!
>>155147735Is it possible to lose all that weight?
>>155147777It's nothttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/UoRqUeQGUpoNice digits though
Let it be known that at least one Kirbybro and one Reimubro actually had a somewhat civilized argument in the middle of this God awful thread
What's crazy is that Fat Susie (from Kirby) art still is way more in amount than fat Touhou art
>>155147626too difficult to stitch and glue her corpse together?
Ichigo should have beaten Naruto.And if they redid the death battle now, with the new feats from the anime, Ichigo WOULD beat Naruto.
>>155147795The quality of these threads hit a new low. Thank goodness for the daily GTA leaks. They keep me more invested elsewhere. >>155147876Most fights from the old seasons are wrong and aged like shit, so many don't bother bringing them up, unless it's to annoy shitposters, like Scoutfag.
>>155147892>Thank goodness for the daily GTA leaksFrom slop to slop.
>>155145899Doomsday clock confirmed hulk would gape and rape doomsday
>>155147911>Comparing GTA to Death Battle slop
ok since the thread is nearly dead let me test this outSonic beats Mario
>>155147924Yes, GTA is slop.
>>155147933>Sonic beats Marioat having worse and more irrelevant games
>>155147924FUARK IT'S GOONBAIT THAT COULD BE REPLICATED BY SFM AND BLENDER GOONERS!
>>155147924did he STUTTER gta BITCH
>Heh, I'll prove my goy cattle franchise isn't slop by posting coom bait!
Goodbye to your shitty, declining threads of a dying fanfic series.
>>155147924The funniest thing about GTA leaks is the jeet GTA engagement bait twitter accounts acting like their families are going to die because of the leaker
>>155147924MINECRAFT solos Gta btw in all categories.
>>155147958>GTA out of NOWHERE
Saint's Row is the PATRICIAN'S open world crime game btw
>Heh, I'll prove I'm not a slave to kikes by adopting their buzzwords!
>>155147964Canon.
>Goyim Trans Auto melty
>>155147993>AIcraft STILL reposting their decade old game for groomers
JanGOD. They have insulted the GTA 6, made by thousands of proud vaisyas. Destroy them now!
>>155148006>GTA out of NOWHERE
>>155147984How do we feel about this matchup?
>>155148006>Decade old game for groomers>GTAGTAGTAGTAGTAGTA out of NOWHERE
>>155148016Too kino for modern day Death Battle.
>GTA means...nothing...
>>155148029Canon.
>>155148029K,B,C.
What are the chances Tahu wins the DB anyway?
>>155148029Why the fuck does fist of the north star have so much money from video games according to this?
>>155148068I bet your soul on it
>>155148069>Looked it up>PachislotThey can't keep getting away with it
>>155148073
>>155148068The same as Yusuke beating Ichigo, or Cell beating Metal, or Reze beating Bakugo...
>>155148180This isn't equivalent, every single one of those boiled down to a stat stomp, whereas the current MU is about whether or not Tahu can outthax KaiI for one would like to see G1 get humbled after going all in 20-0 in their verdict only to get completely wiped
>>155148210Is it debatable enough? Is it possible that Death Battle just doesn't use the same logic that G1 did for their hax arguments?
>>155148180>All smurf fights in this single shitty SEASONI hope Tahu wins so we can shake things up.
>>155148180>Stomps to feed autistic fanbasesWhat a shit season
>>155148249Did Bleach fans even want Ichigo vs Yusuke? It was a pretty lame matchup considering how long the show hadn't had a matchup for.
>>155148210Kai vs Tahu is both a massive statstomp and an abilitystomp in favor of Kai and G1 was lowballing the fuck out of him>I-I hope G1 is wrong this timeAlmost as if people weren't saying the exact same shit for all of those matches...
>literally an entire year of boring shitty stompsHow did they do it? How did they book the most unbelievably predictable and soulless season possible? They should have at least gotten at least one match that was actually debatable or close on accident if they were deliberately going out of their way to book the biggest shitstomps available.And every single one of the stomps was to make the most annoying faggots alive happy too. Just how?
>>155148329At least Kai vs Tahu will be a good fight, and it's a unique choice of characters for once. Grumind would've been great too if they didn't fuck up the fight so hard.
>>155148068>>155148210Probably not, Tahu would have to be significantly faster to disintegrate every single thing Kai has, which would include better time manipulation.But you know, you can always laugh at the schizos that seriously had mental breakdowns over the "Tahu will overcome the Island vs Low Complex Multiversal stat gap through hax" bit like that one anti-Lego guy because "legos are for kids" or that one schizo that keeps inexplicably mentioning Hellsing into every conversation for some reason
>>155148369It's kinda odd that it was a Kickstarter match and they didn't decide to try and do a rigging/handdrawn match when they kept experiencing difficulties with the models.Although I guess most of the Kickstarter matches kinda ended up sucking didn't they? Bardock vs Omniman. Aang vs Traveller. Kratos vs Asura...
How many of the Tahu backers were because "Island Level beating Low Complex Multiversal funny" and/or "because they vaguely remember Bionicles more than Ninjago" anyways
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>>155148416>I remember specific anons in these threads that made me clittyspasm and bring them up unprovokedSounds healthy
>>155148289They didn't they were mostly complaining they were being handed a pity win instead of a run back against the ninja boy
>>155148461I know right, that guy has clittyleaked no less than 10 separate instances entirely unprovoked.
>>155148289Iirc, most wanted the rematch instead.
