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Episode is up https://youtu.be/91PJULBtyeE
Next time is Mewtwo vs Shadow 2. How will Mewtwo RESPECTFVLLY kill Shadow this time?
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>Next fight is going to be apeshit
>Shadow VS Mewtwo 2
Never trust them hyping up something. Kai VS Tahu ended up being a kino out of left field ep
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This is like the 20th time DB started to fellate G1 (or I guess G1 fellating DB), when will they stop?
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>Kratos vs Asura
YEAH WE'LL EAT UP ALL THE STATEMENT SLOP, FUCK FEATS
>Kai vs Tahu
>Tahu could do this, but we've never seen it, so nah
Double standard Death Battle...
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Post Mewtwo porn. Now.
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I HATE WEAKLING
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So, Pokefags...feel like posting feats this time around?
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>>155152595
Tahu ended up like Yusuke
He lost but came out looking cooler
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Kai won because Ninjago has the powers of a canon homosexual couple while Bionicle is a bunch of lame-ass asexuals
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Are we all here?
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Just a reminder that Mewtwo easily scales to Necrozma, making him multiversal in base form.
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>>155152614
Pikachu lit up ultra space
Cynthia's Garchomp blocked a universal attack
BOOM DONE SHITDOW IS DEAD
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So... who wins?
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>hype up a match
>turns out to be a rematch of an old fight
Hang whoever is booking these matchups.
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>>155152607
They don't want to piss off pokefags again by having Digimon flex on em once more. Pokefags had to be given a pity win against Digimon via a literal handicap match
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Like why? This is shadow 4th battle they should expand with new combatants from new series
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>>155152624
>while Bionicle is a bunch of lame-ass asexuals
False. I've seen two animations of a blue Bionicle getting bred by futa Roodaka.
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>>155152623
Honestly yeah Tahu was the coolest part of the episode
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>>155152638
Ratfags are going to have a mass melty if Mewtwo wins again, so Shadow
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>>155152638
Shadow's one hope is they put his physical stats so far above Mewtwo that he can win before Mewtwo makes him forget how to breathe
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>>155152646
We literally just got an episode that brought in two new series.
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>>155152646
so that Mewtwo can TEEEEEEAACH Shadow!
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>>155152566
Should've been Metal CHADnic again
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>>155152638
Even if Mewtwo can mind rape Shadow, he's way too slow to pull it off and too weak to not get immediately one shotted
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>>155152646
because he won King of /v/
expect a Scout Tracer rematch soon
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>>155152607
He's too strong for DB
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>>155152638
Either a Pokemon pity win or a Sonic pity win.
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I think this is it guys, /dbg/ won't survive this one...
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>>155152667
Mewtwo's literally universal now.
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Next time is awful huh cant wait for this show to die
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>>155152624
Bara Magna denizens canonically fuck
It's only the Matoran Universe denizens who don't know what sex is because traditional reproduction doesn't apply (and Greg didn't want people bothering him over the sex lives of toys)
That said, Hewkii and Macku were blatantly meant to be a couple
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>>155152659
They could bullshit Shadow no selling mindhax via Ifrit and Black Doom or Super form just going no to it
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>Pokemon
>Sonic
The WEAKEST of the WEAK....
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>>155152671
this one is the pity Sonic win while Chaos vs Kyogre is the pity Pokémon win
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So what happens if Mewtwo projects a scene of himself fucking Maria into Shadow's brain
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Why didn't they just do Giovanni vs AFO if they wanted a Pokemon matchup?
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>>155152679
Since when?
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>>155152683
>Black Doom
the guy who in the latest game mindraped him again and again and again and again?

I'm predicting this as the biggest antifeat of db history
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>>155152705
I'll be honest I thought that was going to be the matchup when I saw the first bits of the preview
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>>155152710
since Pokken tournament when he created a universe onscreen in 0.5 seconds
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>>155152595
Most of the episodes this year have been so slop that I forgot what it was like watching an actual kino Death Battle animation, glad Kai vs Tahu could deliver at least
I doubt Shadow vs Mewtwo 2 is going to come anywhere close to living up to what we just got unless we get a surprise Moro animation but I guess I'll reserve my thoughts on the matter for when we get the animation preview in a few weeks
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I want Shadow to lose so we can have him vs Bruce to break the tie. Kino booking.
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>held back on the universal and multiversal stuff for Ninjago
guess they're saving that for Lloyd since he scales to that the most
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>>155152697
Shadow gets Yabbaboosted
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Honestly this might actually be a Mewtwo win
They don't seem to buy "transcending dimensions" for Sonic like they do for Yugioh, and put Pokemon and Sonic at "maybe infinitely multiversal"
Their speed calcs for Pokemon and Sonic seem to favor Sonic but they've not really expanded on what they think of Pokemon speed (they did seem to think the Arceus shockwave in the anime was somewhat legit, which is faster than their measurable Sonic feats they put in the episodes)
They also importantly don't seem to buy "layered hax" being a thing, so they will likely buy into Shadow being affected by mind stuff rather than the mind stuff he fought having "more layers" of mind manip

But on the other hand, Shadow losing will cause by far the bigger melty
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Good fight
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>>155152716
Shadow's resistance to mind stuff is as solid as a hymen at a gangbang, if Death Battle even suggests he has any that's a big a research failure as the sun disk in itself
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>>155152668
>Chunk got sacrificed for a bunch of pity wins
My kings...
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>>155152660
I don't care thats no excuse to remake a matchup
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>Shadow has niggaversal speed (see Metal Sonic vs Cell, or even just Shadow vs Ryuko)
>he's planetary (see Shadow vs Ryuko), universal in super form (see Metal Sonic vs Cell)
How does mewtwo win? I get he can mess with shadow's mind, but I don't think he has the speed to pull it off before being barraged by shadow
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>>155152748
last time they also counted his crashlanding-caused amnesia as proof that Psychics can induce amnesia too.
If anything I almost hope Sonicfags gets uppity for this period because it's a guaranteed pornographic raping of Shadow next month
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>wank Metal to multiversal then feed him Cell
>likely going to give Shadow the same schizo scaling and then feed him Mewtwo
What's with the Sonicfag pandering?
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>>155152748
He tanked mind hax in one of the true non canon sonic games you know...
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The KING of /v/ has arrived.
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>>155152566
Shadow is outerversal now.
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>>155152778
Ben (guy who plays Wiz) is a Sonicfag
They also realized ratfags have been a money mine when they win
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>>155152764
Basically just depends what they feel like doing at the time since Death Battle is not consistent. We could get something relatively grounded or we can also get "Mewtwo scales to Arceus"
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>final clash is both characters using moves they haven't used in canon but are capable of using if the situation is right
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I don't know who should i root for for one part there is an annoying sonicfag that i hate in plebbit but there is also an annoying pokefag in plebbit
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Death Battle 2025: "Just because we never see Kratos do this thing he's never shown or stated to be capable of, doesn't mean he can't!"
Death Battle 2026: "Tahu is stated to be capable of this feat, but we never actually see him doing it, so uh... evidence dismissed!"
Good episode but it's funny how they've done a complete 180 with their logic
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KAI VS TAHU WAS AWESOME!
You can tell they had fun making this one.
Legit one of my favorites of the year so far
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>>155152764
Scale Mewtwo to legendaries like darkrai who have fought the creation trio
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LOL REMEMBER HOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT MEWTWO VS SEPHIROTH DAYS AGO
AND NOW ITS MEWTWO VS SHADOW
ANJHVFDBSKJGVBDFHBHJK NOT LIKE THISSSSSSSSSS
Mewtwobros... we're getting salty runbacked and gaped by BLACKED-Doom amp'd Shadow...
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>>155152778
Sonic has become the new MHA
>series loses a couple of matchups
>Death Battle overcorrects and makes the losing series win pity matchups and just oversaturates said series.
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>>155152566
>Fragment
>Disintegrate (legally distinct from Fragment)
>Adaptation
>not LS from antifeats
Isn't it fucked up Tahu was like a JJK character
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>>155152794
Composite vs composite?
YUP YUP!!!! KINOROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>155152784
My fvarking KING!
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Name the character
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>>155152778
MHA syndrome, get xeelee stomped by your superior, so you start club sealing people for easy wins.
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>>155152808
How well does Sephiroth vs BlackWarGreymon mesh anyways
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>>155152800
Shadow scaled to the End by Sonics feats. So....
Mewtwos fucked side ways
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>>155152695
I unironically got pilled on Zygarde vs Chaos
Chaos vs Kyogre was always a lame ass fight, especially with "and how is the choreography supposed to work here" with two fags spraying water at each other
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>>155152784
>Botted king shitdow
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My brother was a big nigjago fan so I'm gonna beat his ass right now
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>>155152829
Yusuke
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>>155152794
Kino if you ask me. This hobby is extremely autistic but autists tap in to the universal truth that cool ultimate moves/forms are based and is extra cooler when two characters use it against each other.
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Is there ever going to be a good MU again?
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>>155152784
KIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpSc63Ic4zg
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>>155152822
>maybe Titus vs Captain America
What? If Titus is fighting anyone it'll be Master Chief
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Ok, nice episode. But it's time to ask the important questions:
Kai
Tahu
Can they beat Gojo? At what diff?
Try to stick to the stats and abilities shown on DB but you can use abilities not showcased in the episode if necessary
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>>155152784
>>155152827
>>155152853
>KWABdow
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>>155152840
Bow your head low....
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So when do you think they'll finally bite the bullet and do Luzanne?
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>Mewtwo probably has better feats than Shadow
>the highest wank that DB was willing to buy for Pokemon is very similar to Sonic's
>Shadow STILL has no defense against Mewtwo's main form of hax
>Pressure will make Super Shadow last like 30 seconds
Yeah this looks like a pretty straightforward win for Mewtwo
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Another stomp for the King
>>155152870
When MORO feels like doing it
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>>155152784
I don't see Denton anywhere in this thread though?
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>>155152800
Shadow scales to BatGOS and one-shot The Joker with the Clown Force (both boundless)
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>>155152784
>The KING of /v/ has-AAACKK
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>Mewtwo, now back to his normal state, looks at Super Shadow in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Shadow's mind and analyzing his movements, something Shadow had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Mewtwo discovered Shadow's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.

>With a smirk, Mewtwo steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Shadow. "You're the better fighter." Shadow is flattered, his pride swelling at Mewtwo's praise.

>Mewtwo drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.

>Shadow chuckles, "Damn, of course kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Mewtwo.

>Mewtwo takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Shazam."

>Shadow corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Shadow."

>Suddenly, Super Shadow instantly reverts back into his powerless form of Shadow the Hedgehog. Before he can react properly, Mewtwo uses Focus Punch to hit clean through Shadow's torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He retracts his hand, before unleashing a devastating Psystrike, materializing a mysterious psychic wave that that tears through Shadow's mind, lobotomizing him completely.

>Within moments, all that remains is a braindead hedgehog.

>Mewtwo stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Shadow. "You did just as good as Ash in the Indigo League," Mewtwo says, a touch of respect in his voice, before grabbing a glowing emerald off the unmoving body of his opponent, perhaps he may collect the rest of these gems.
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>>155152867
That child? Outerversal level at LEAST.
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>>155152607
>Mewtwo, there's a guy we can scare!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H04TrRfuQ8
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>>155152867
>posts fake retarded child being up a doll
I'm gonna celebrate when Shadow wins and mogs all his haters and detractors
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>not only will samenic be more prominent but so will THAT shadowfag (you know who you are)
Fuaaaark
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>>155152784
here he is
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>>155152716
He's not even getting mindraped in these scenes he's specifically having his genes activated because black doom was trying to revive himself through shadow.
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>>155152894
When is KINGtrap going to win a King of /v/? Does he need the boost from winning his upcoming Death Battle?
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>Sonicfags vs Pokefags
>apology rematch fight
Oh, there's nothing I don't hate about this
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>>155152885
>>155152888
>tdlr
Shadow speed blitzes faster than thought mutated edge cat: Pathetic
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>>155152866
Both beat Gojo. No concept of difficulty
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>Ichigo vs Yusuke was about the same as G1 Blog vs DB
>Ditto on Metal Sonic vs Cell although I guess DB made it sound narratively closer if not for copying
>Bakugou vs Reze only ended up "being closer" in the DB by DB selectively choosing to only bring up extremely early on Bakugou feats so he was only 5x stronger
>Gru vs Megamind was a victory by 1 vote in Gru in G1, obvious shitstomp they attempted to mask in DB with Gru's tech being WAY stronger and him being WAY faster but uh Megamind has hax and Minion.
>Yuji vs Denji was worse in the DB than in G1, Denji got 10% SoL vs 3-5x FTL but Yuji got capped at Black Flash speeds, Yuji was put at ~389 Megatons (up to ~600 Megatons/10 Gigatons w/ scaling) vs Denji's 15 Gigatons (to ~300 Gigatons off Oregon Sword) in G1 Blog but DB had 3.3 Megatons vs 32 Gigatons and Yuji needed to be millions of times stronger to do damage, also he didn't even take Abilities
>Superboy Prime vs Sentry was identical to the G1 Blog, even down to the categories (Power, Intelligence, Powers)
>Aang vs Traveller was a complete wash in G1, while DB gave them equal Power but Traveller had better speed and powers
>G1 argues Tahu is slightly faster than Kai with Mask of Speed on but Kai is faster in base so it equals out, they tie in Experience, but Tahu needs to melt EVERYTHING Kai has the moment he takes it out and can't ever fuck up once using powers he has no experience with. Star level vs Universal. Also Kai has way better Time Manipulation with the Scroll of 4D. DB argued that Kai took speed due to superior base speed and having more amps. While Tahu could theoretically nullify the speed advantage with the Mask of Time, it wasn't reliable. Tahu was also given arsenal and the ability to potentially win off hax. Star Level vs Planet Level. Hilariously, both DB and G1 both basically concluded that Tahu can't consistently get his wincons off because he's not fast enough
And here's your rundown of G1 vs DB stats for this season.
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>>155152894
FREDDY FREDBVLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

>>155152900
KIIIINGTRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
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>Pikachu vs Sonic ends in Sonichu fusion and him cutting a promo against Death Battle and he'll be returning soon
Kino?
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MEWTOOOOOOOOOOS
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>>155152903
I actually have no idea who Death Battle is giving the pity win to
On one hand Shadow got humiliated in the original episode but on the other hand Pokemon has an absolutely abysmal track record on Death Battle and they just got finished getting raped and gaped by Yugioh which certain Ashfags are STILL sore about
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>hehe Miles solos decuck for sure
>said the spiderfag fan, moments before Deku pulverized Miles with 200 years worth of whippings
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>>155152921
Shadowsura...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-m2ntYZekw
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>>155152874
More or less. Shadow's only feat against mind hax is black doom and even for that it struggles to resist it
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>>155152866
I'll have to rewatch to see what they got but I think
>Kai (Gojo wins high diff)
Way faster, way too strong for Gojo to hurt him, but doesn't really have a means through Limitless and Gojo can eventually incap him with UV
>Tahu (Gojo wins extreme diff)
Pretty similar to the above but Tahu does have more powers like timestop (that may kill himself) which may complicate things. However the way they described the powers, and the fact Kai could just make most of them irrelevant with speed should mean Gojo wins especially as they did seem to put Gojo faster than Tahu.
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>tripfag sneaking SNCA
KWAB!
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>>155152784
Shadow keeps destroying sissy Sonic at everything...
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just your reminder before REVISIONISM takes place that shadow and eggman were ALWAYS cooler than sonic btw
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>>155152645
And then Digimon has never been on DB again since, while Pokemon is still like, the fourth most use IP outside of Capes and Shounen.
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We scale here, that means Miles deletes Deku's verse
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>>155152941
>Agent 47
>Engineer
>Duke Nukem
>Mario
>Olimar
All SHARTnic's BVLLS btw.
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>>155152726
That was a solar system, a galaxy at best.
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Team Ninjago should fight W.I.T.C.H.
Hear me out
>5v5
>Elemental powers
>Both sides get their strongest options simply by being near each other
>Both have cosmology shit
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Which version of Mewtwo are they using? Is it a composite again?
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>>155152941
>never gets past r1
>never even gets good OC
COULDN'T be Shadow!
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>>155152905
Post Shadow moving faster than light
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There were several animation errors in this video
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>>155152923
it's a pity win to Pokemon.
There's literally no way you can bullshit mindhax resistance for Shadow, when using their own logic of the first match.
Got clonked with amnesia for years = mindraped
Chaotix/Maria needed to break him out of Black Doom v1 = outside assistance = mindraped
and now recently, Black Doom v2 mindraped him the same way like 6 times in 1 game, and he needed outside assistance from Gerald/Maria again to live it
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>>155152923
Don't forget that Ragyo beat Lusamine's ass on Fan Battle which Pokefags also clittyleaked over (very similar to Metal vs Cell)
And there was that Red vs Tai blog where butthurt Pokefags gave themselves a win and the rest of the community clowned on them for being faggots
This has been a horrible year for Pokemon, and a good year for Sonic, so Pokemon should be the one getting a pity win, but ratfags always treat themselves as the ultimate victims
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>>155152638
Hopefully Shadow but it can be anyone.
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>>155152923
The rare dual pity win, whoever wins didn't deserve it
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>>155152937
Tahu can just use Gravity or Vacuum to move Gojo around through Limitless though
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Are shadow fags aware that if mewtwo scans shadow's mind he could easily defeat him and even outlast him?
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>>155152970
>There were several [MOMENTS OF STOP MOTION SOVL] in this video
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>Mewtwo is using a composite
>Shadow isn't allowed to have Archie
If Mewtwo wins you know this is going to be the source of enormous melties
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>>155152982
bruh if he can scan his brain is a nonfactor if he gets in there he's gonna be Raping that brain like Kratos rapes little greek boys
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I downscaled things...
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This show's getting pathetic. Where's his 3-0?
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>>155152974
>he needed outside assistance from Gerald/Maria again
That's the power of LOVE which he always had RETARD
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>>155152948
Only because Pokefags don't know when they're outclassed for their thematic matchups. There's not a single fucking soul on the planet that asked for Machamp vs Goro
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>>155152981
Gojo could do the same with Blue and Red, so that evens out
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>>155152962
>ducking Winx
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>>155152991
Isn't it just Composite Mainline?
No shit Archie is an entirely different continuity
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>>155152668
>Scout Tracer rematch
Does TF2 have any good opponents outside of OW?
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>>155152991
Shadow isn't allowed Archie because Archie Shadow was mindraped for like 3 issues straight
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>>155152638
Guessing Shadow. He should take stats and he at least has something they can bullshit for the mind hax front even if it'd still be bullshit
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the stop motion was kinda weird. In that guy's usual projects he always did constant wide shots and lots of choreography, but in this there wasn't much of that. It was a lot of still frames, character focus, and the clashes were like one or two hits before backing off.

It was a little disappointing.
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"I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR" ahh deathbattle
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>>155152993
I mean assuming Mewtwo can't mindrape shadow (he should) the fact that he can get all his knowledge doom's all of shadow wincons
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>>155153006
Mewtwofags usually argue for him getting shit like PMD, manga, anime, Pokken, the movie, none of which are mainline
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>Chris-Chan LOVES CHADnic
>Chris-Chan doesn't care about SISSYdow one bit
KINGnic is the better character.
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>>155153001
It's a filler matchup but the animation was good and it dunks on themefags so it's kino
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are you niggas forgetting shadow literally has access to the chaos emeralds
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>>155152974
Except Black Doom literally has Shadow's genetic code to help control him
Mewtwo doesn't
It's like turning on a TV with a controller vs without it.
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>>155153023
yeah that too but holy hell i can't get over this
if Shadow gets mindraped AGAIN this whole buildup was for nothing. Like Sonicfags walked into the same wall a 2nd time right after they got up. That's hilarious, is it just me?
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>>155152784
The current king of v is TF2 scout
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>>155153032
>Dunks on themefags
I thought the theme was multi armed tournament fighters.
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>>155153010
Also Medic vs some CoD zombies guy
>>155153011
It's like Shadow has anti-resistance to mindrape, it's a core part of his character
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>>155153002
Yes but something like Teridax's Gravity could move two/thirds of a massive planet. While obviously not as strong as Teridax, it does suggest that Tahu's powers are a lot stronger than Gojo's
Also Tahu can turn intangible
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>>155152678
I think it'll be fine. Better than some alternatives.
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>>155153031
>CHADnic
He only cares about Sonichu who he considers a separate entity.
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>>155153003
>ducking
Will beats Bloom actually
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>>155152914
>sonikek is losing
>brought down to his knees
>a gloved hand lays on his shoulder
>looks up
>it's sonichu
>"no escape, huh? That's alright, I'm done running away from you."
>"together, then."
>sonic and sonichu fuse together
>they ascend into Chris Chan Sonichu (forme Collossal Chan)
>virgin with rage starts playing
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Shadow resists mind control with the Chaos emeralds. Boom
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>>155153041
Black Doom can only control anyone if connected to the Black Arms hivemind. Mewtwo can control everyone from everywhere at every time.
It's like a landline connection vs A Satellite Quantum Hacking Cyberweapon
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I thought this was just going to be a cute little episode with Lego but these bastards genuinely hit us with one of the best episodes in Death Battle history. Kai vs Tahu easily went into my Top 5, maybe even Top 3. I'm a sucker for Stop-Motion animation and this fight delivered

>Immediately hits us with Mewtwo vs Shadow rematch..
Fucking god damn it
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>>155153048
Yeah. Simple and clean. Themefags especially from Reddit think listing every trope and storybeat similarities make fights thematic.
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You think Greg is gonna see this?
He wrote a few Ninjago stories
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>>155153043
>Shadow will GAPE Scout in M/v/P
>"What if he fights Batter in round 1?" L-Let's not talk about that...
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They should have done shadow va vincent Valentine
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>>155153058
>Chris-Chan doesn't care about GODnic
Huh?
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What's going to be the "Time Wizard" in this fight?
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>>155153031
>KINGnic supports trannies who rape their mothers
CHADnic bro btw, i hope chris chan still represents us sisters!
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>>155153086
Chaos control?
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>>155153083
gegaroo you GAPED that larper
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>>155153075
Call me biased but I would've liked it more had Tahu won but they still did solid work respecting him and Bionicle even if there are some small nitpicks concerning the lore
The fight was great and I'd love to see a step by step process on how it was made with custom printed assets
You think they'll auction those at some point?
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>>155153086
i recall in the actual fight Time Wizard didn't do anything even though i guess it could have.
uuuuhhh...Mewtwo's gem-stealing ability.
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>>155153083
GODnic the tranny...
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>>155153086
Shadow can literally stop time which Mewtwo has zero answer against
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>>155153065
Can you post the feat of this happening?
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>>155153058
Fake Christorian. Larp larp larp sahur. Kill yourself.
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>>155153010
Sarge vs Soldier and >>155153049 but that'd be the biggest stomp in the show if it ever happened since Medic will have 0 advantages while even Richtofen's blood could punch holes into the universe
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>>155153097
To be fair they did say it was basically an instant win. It just kinda didn't matter because Yugi had...a lot of instant wins.
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>>155152865
It's workable, but I suspect people aren't going to be hot for what will essentially turn into Doomguy vs Chief 2. Titus close to clean beat a Lord of Change, and the potential wank there is higher than anything Chief can come close to. At least Captain America has his own wank, and the themes work out okay as part of the enhanced supersoldiers package.
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CHAOOOOOS EMERALDS! I NEED YOU CHAOS EMERALDS PLEAAASE! THIS IS BASE MEWTWO I’M UP AGAINST ACKKKKKK—
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>>155152937
Kai has the reverse time blades which can revert Gojo into a baby or a sperm cell
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>>155153110
Nobaldi cares about shilled halo mod. Reminder that it flopped so hard and that it was mired by backstage drama going on in RT.
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>>155153105
Mewtwo can create localized barriers. Time around him will stop but it won't affect him.
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>>155153075
It was cool but there was a few weird pacing things that made it odd. Or that there wasn't too much choreography like the animator is known for
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So this shit was the episode they hyped to make everyone go "ape-shit" if it wasnt for the fact that sonicfags are salty little bitches like pokefags this would have been under radar
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We could have had this battle instead of doing shadow vs mewtwo again.
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Do you think the mention of those two lores specifically is unironically hinting to another TES DB and a WH40K DB
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Times Shadow has been mindraped:
Memories altered by Gerald (SA2)
Amnesia (Sonic Heroes)
Black Doom (05, needed Chaotix help)
Black Doom again (Gen, needed Maria and Gerald help)
Zombots virus (IDW)
That's at least 5 different canon occasions he's been ACKed onscreen by mindcontrol.
Including noncanon like the Voxai (Chronicles) and there's more.
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>>155153110
I'd rather they never touch RvB or RWBY ever again, to be quite honest.
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>>155153105
Mewtwo can stop time too (Pokken). And Mewtwo's timestop is across the whole universe. And Mewtwo can time TRAVEL, SOLO.
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>>155153107
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T HAVE IN DEPTH KNOWLEDGE OF THIS AUTISTIC TROON INCEST RAPIST LIKE I DO
Not the own you think it is, oldtroon.
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>>155153135
Well you can't say they were lying
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>>155153092
>The fight was great and I'd love to see a step by step process on how it was made with custom printed assets
Glad you asked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpTke8KY_70
Granted, this is still a preview of the actual BTS, but god damn it's cool to watch nonetheless.
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>>155153105
>Shadow can literally stop time which Mewtwo has zero answer against
Huh?
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>>155153152
>time huh...? thanks for the tip...
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>>155152623
I mean Bionicle has always been hype as fuck
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>>155153152
wasn't Shadow able to freeze time within frozen time in the final boss of Shadow Generations?
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>>155153160
MEWTWO TOS
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>>155153160
Please delete this...
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>>155153166
how the fuck does that even work
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>>155153138
It's time, grab the Nicol Bolas model from SMITE and go full Kirkbride vs Oldwalker
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>>155153153
>seething little bitch got caught being wrong
Next stop is the rope, tranny.
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>>155153166
No. In fact Shadow can't use Chaos Control for the entire final boss so i don't know who told you that.
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Well they were right people will go apeshit..... Because no matter who loses the seethe will be immaculate
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So if Mewtwo ends up winning again with no answer in sight, will Sonic end up being Pokemon's SISSIES and they'll have to hide behind their BULLS immediately?
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>>155153173
I don't know but he did it to Neo Devil Doom who can just stop time without the emeralds because ????
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>>155153124
The anon I replied to said only to use the stuff in the actual episode, they didn't bring those up there
>>155153050
Same for this.
Intangibility likely wouldn't matter to Unlimited Void anyway.
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>>155153160
Pokemon Picross is a Cookbook feat
MEWTWOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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>>155152566
>Next time is Mewtwo vs Shadow 2. How will Mewtwo RESPECTFVLLY kill Shadow this time?
Shadow just explodes himself, kek
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>>155153179
>GLUGLUGLUGLUGLUGLUG I LOVE CHRIS CHAN COCK
Did anybody else hear that? No? Must have been a faggot.
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>>155153186
Yes obviously.
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>>155153186
Yes.
Until 10 years in the future when they throw Shadow into the meatgrind-and-rape machine that is Mewtwo again
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no wait never mind he didn't freeze time within frozen time he just ended the chaos control somehow
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It's gonna be so funny when Shadow wins.
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>>155153187
FUUAAAAAARRKKK!!!! CHADow is so FUCKing STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>155153208
Shadow fraud...
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>>155153196
>still seething
YWNBAW and you hate the very thought of it btw.
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>another stomp MU this season of Shadow getting raped, gaped, and sissyfied
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>FVVVVVCK I NEED PICROSS SCALING THIS IS BASE CANON GAME SHADIW I'M UP AGAINST
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>>155153173
Just time stop HARDER
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>>155153137
Kingdom Hearts IV should come out before Sora ever returns to Death Battle.
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>>155153210
Jetstream Sam...
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>>155153223
What chinkslop did this panel come from?
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Can't mewtwo also erase shadow's memories mid fight?
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>shadiw
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>>155153202
Will Shadow finally have resistance to mind rape by then or will he have gotten mind raped 10 times in the latest game
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>>155153191
RESPECTFVLLY explode.
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I hope mewtwo wins i hate sonicfags more than i hate pokefags
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hmm...
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>>155153235
Yes. Shadow keks have no answer for this
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>no resistances to mindhax
>timestop equalizes out
>equal stats
>mewtwo has healing + no time limit
Not looking good Shadowbros...
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>>155153233
Kill Six Billion Demons
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>Sonic is barely 1-1 with Mario
>Shadow will be 2-0 against Pokemon
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>155153222
Mewtwo also timestops in Pokken tournament.
And had been time travelling since pre Gen V
It's over.
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Kai vs Tahu is such an out of character matchup for this season
>Not following trends or appeasing a certain fanbase. Insane to see Bionicle actually get to have an episode in 2026. Feels like a ScrewAttack era thing.
>Amazing fight, not a letdown unlike many others this season.
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Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
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>>155153137
What even is the reason for this?
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>>155153263
...pre-Z that is.
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Even in base form, Mewtwo has multiversal feats, so I don't get what Shadow can do here.
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Alduin vs Nicol Bolas
or
Alduin vs Tiamat
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>OH MY HRT KAI VS TAHU WAS SO HECKIN AWESOMESAUCE
It was another slop fight that started with the characters already being OOC and fighting each other to death despite both being heroes and they didn't come up with a scenario and a quick pre-fight interaction to justify that.
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>>155153259
>and Bowser vs Eggman proves Mario wins if sonic tries to fight him again, especially by calcs
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>Pokeks start the waiting period of a match where they have a vasically guaranteed loss cocky
YOU ARE HERE
>previews come out
>pokebros lose all hope
>shadow obliterates mewtwo in a respectful death

And so the cycle continues
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>>155153086
God that was the funniest part of that wait period
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>>155152566
>Next time is Mewtwo vs Shadow 2
but why?
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>>155153223
>>155153173
Apparently because Mewtwo can time travel, or 'reverse' time. That directly counters chaos control because I guess he goes back a little before it happens to stop it? Or stops it as it's happening?
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>>155153285
Seethe mongrel
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>>155153278
May I see those multiversal feats?
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>>155153285
Tahu thought Kai was an intruder
A 5 year old could figure that out
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>>155153276
It's not related to this matchup specifically but I think I've started to grow tired of matchups where both characters use the same or very specific abilities. Obviously this works well but I don't know how interesting they could make clay sludge and sand slapping each other around.
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This was a close matchup. Mewtwo only knew everything Shadow was gonna do, was just as strong as he was in Super form with no time limit attached + healing/barriers, and matched anything Shadow could throw at him...but at least Shadow could probably resist the mind control
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>>155153086
Mewtwo going back in time
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Shadow is literally capable of destroying planets which mewtwo never does btw
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>>155153139
The zombot virus is an infection that affects everything organic even pokemon like mewtwo would job to it
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So can we see Mewtwo's time stop or time travel in a mainline game?
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>>155153310
>Shadow can destroy planets
May we see him doing so?
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>>155153176
Holy mismatch. Full lorewanked Alduin stomps pre-nerf Bolas (and likely the entire MTG verse, depending on how you interpret TES's cosmology) to such an absurd degree that, in comparison, Darkstalker vs Oldwalker Bolas is less of a stomp, and nu-Bolas effortlessly bests Darkstalker.
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Cucky Shadow? SISSY HYPNOSIS victim...
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>>155153310
>Shadow is literally capable of destroying planets which mewtwo never does btw
Post Shadow ever destroying a planet in his games. We at least see Mewtwo doing planet surface nukes
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Wouldn't it be fucked if Shadow doesn't even get the Chronomancy edge, he just gets "well i guess he can only READ your mind"
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>>155153110
May I see richtofen destroying an universe with his physicals?
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>>155153295
Mewtwo has never done that before what are you even talking about?
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>>155153310
YUP YUP. NO WAIT I meant sonic btw.
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>>155153318
>So can we see Mewtwo's time stop or time travel in a mainline game?
No but we can see mewtwo having 2 special forms that are only acessible via mega evolution stone
which are X and Y.
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>>155153086
Nothing, both shadows and metwo are like city block if being nice.
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>>155153300
Try playing Pokken.
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>>155153281
Tiamat is for composite King Ghidorah, multi-headed dragon gods
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Umm can we get any feats for Shadow or Mewtwo in this thread?
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>>155153173
Jotaro and dio did that...
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>>155153303
"This is why they should do Chaos vs Zygarde btw"
>>155153321
VSBW is arguing for 1-A Infinite Dimensional MTG so they could make it slightly less of a shitstomp. Akin to Hulk vs Godzilla. You know, where Hulkduin have many layer and Nicolzilla has like 1 (Blind Eternity)...that he probably doesn't even scale to
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>>155153332
mewtwo strikes back
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>>155153350
K
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>>155153342
Shadow has better showings of being above city level with the whole biolizard stuff and the giant black doom tree in shadow the hedgehog that would've destroyed the world.
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>>155153328
I just said he can punch a hole in the universe with a blood
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>>155153357
SHADOWBROS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW
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>>155153320
uhhhh does this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsmqhQ52p8w
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>>155153362
biolizard was only pulling a satellite, not gonna destroy the world itself.
Black Doom was never gonna destroy the world, he wanted to farm humans for meat.
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>>155153251
SAY THE LINE SAM
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>>155153360
>Posting a noncanon fighting game
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>>155153360
>non standard amp
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Why won't they do this?
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>>155153360
JUST BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER SEEN SHADOW DO THIS––
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A Yuta victim and a Sukuna victim did that...
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>Oh god...They're sending me to HIM again......P-Please don't make it painful.....
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>>155153381
>>155153382
Composite vs composite? NOPE NOPE NOPE!
Us constantly HIDING behind Archie feats? L-Let's not talk about that...
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I can't wait for Pokefags to seethe and mald about the Chaos Emeralds and then in the same breath argue Mewtwo should get Mega Stones without a trainer.
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We still have no idea if they are going to pick canon mewtwo or pokken mewtwo on this battle.
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>>155153369
A blood is a weapon or...? Either way may I see that.
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>>155153375
No
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>>155153381
It's canon
>>155153382
So a Superform then?
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why doesn't Shadow just do this?
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>>155153338
>Sonic the fraud ankle biting shadow again
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>>155153378
>biolizard was only pulling a satellite, not gonna destroy the world itself.
Anon they were killing the biolizard because it was heading straight towards the earth are you retarded?
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>Wiz: Well we've never seen Kratos actually do it, so we can't actually assume he can.
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>>155153400
We're still waiting for you to post Shadow "destroying a planet", and not just begging to scale off Sonic.
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>>155153382
It's literally the same as shadow or sonic casually carrying around a chaos emerald to go super. Mewtwo is just gonna 'have' a mega evolution on him just 'because'
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>>155153387
Because Deathwing gets gigastomped
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>>155153400
CHADow is the face of the franchise now.
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>>155153387
Bahamut GAPES Deathwing
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>>155153392
>then in the same breath argue Mewtwo should get Mega Stones without a trainer
Your Rayquaza?
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>>155153387
because Ghidorah is his more popular matchup and Bahamut giga stomps
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>>155153405
Anon they were killing the biolizard because it was tugging a giant satellite towards the earth are you retarded? The biolizard is the size of a schoolbus it's not gonna do damage
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>>155153396
>It's canon
Anon it a spinoff game
it not canon.
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>>155153338
>>155153412
sonic hasn't destroyed a planet either
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>>155153387
I legitimately think every single incarnation of Bahamut rapes and gapes Deathwing on their own
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>>155153387
Because they're out of touch, Deathwing vs XIV Bahamut would get outside people talking
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>>155153425
Mewtwo in its debut movie creates a planet wide storm using it's tk casually
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>>155153406
You know what I'll accept Tahu losing with dignity rather than have him be Kratos'd to win
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I know this comes down to whether Mewtwo:
mindrapes, time huhs, soul snatches, or just space nukes Shadow.
But I kinda want them to bring up the fact that Mewtwo literally has a specific move that takes power-boosting gems away from his opponent
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gem
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>>155153387
Bahamut rapes. It's not even a fight
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>>155153394
no just his blood, the ending to BOTD is him strapping himself to a machine to use his blood to open holes in space time that act as portals out of the Alcatraz pocket dimension
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>>155153387
>Why won't they do [BRUTAL ANAL RAPING OF A COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DEFEATED CHARACTER IN THE MOST BLATANT SHITSTOMP OF ALL TIME]
idk
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>>155153425
>AI
>sourced from /R/eddit thread
It's canon.
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>>155153425
Mewtwo in both films affected the planet, still has reverse and time stop in canon tbf. Wether or not they include the fighting game just makes the stomp HARDER
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>Sonicfags
No thanks. We had to deal with them when it wasn't even about them. Now that the next battle is about them!!??? Fuck that, I'll see you guys next time.
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>>155153392
>then in the same breath argue Mewtwo should get Mega Stones without a trainer.
Mewtwo literally doesn't need either of those things to mega evolve
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Yeah but this time the Sonic character probably gets raped
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>>155153413
Shadow Mewtwo isn't a megavolution, it's Mewteo being possessed by an evil stone
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who could fight the main character from DCUO?
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IF and I mean IF Mewtwo somehow wins again, I hope this means Samenic is btfo forever.
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>>155153437
>Needs anime scaling in order to be planetary
Reminder that kyogre and groundon were going to destroy the world fighting if it wasn't for rayquaza tardwrangling them
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>>155153439
>Melted like a faggot
>Gets sunglasses tossed at his corpse
>Dignity
KEKhu was HUMILIATED by KAITOS
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>>155153464
>Mewtwo has other superforms besides shadow mewtwo
fuck...shadowbros...we only have one form...
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>>155153458
it's been a long while since I watched the movie but wasn't the female voices Mega Mewtwo freezing up in space when they took the shiny Genesect to space with them?
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*solos your verse*
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>>155153360
FRIEZATWOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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>>155153487
...'s cocks.
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>>155153486
Yeah that's correct
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>>155153476
okay cool whatever you say anon.
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Couldn't they just chainscale Shadow to Metal? They already put his strength above Solar System level Cell with scaling to Sonic.
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>>155153487
‘S cock
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>>155153499
Metal GAPES Shadow
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>>155153476
*ding*
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>>155153499
Chainscaling isn't gonna help him, they already rank Legendary Pokemon at around universal to higher same as they do Solaris since Yugi v Ash.
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>>155153452
>It's canon.
For something to be considered canon, it must be mentioned or referenced in the main games.
Shadow Mewtwo is not mentioned in any of the main games.
so it considered non-canon.
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>>155153424
You dumb nigger the entire point of Gerald's plan in SA2 was he was going to destroy the planet to avenge his dead grandkid. Shadow,The Biolizard and the arc were a part of the plan. You're just fucking stupid and can't understand a fucking sonic plotline.
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BOW YOUR HEADS NOW

ALL HAIL SHADOW!!!
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Which fanbase happily consumes pig slop more?
Sonic fans or Pokemon fans?
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>>155153382
Kai literally got one in this episode and the Doom Wings for Shadow are just as much of a non-standard amp (and you know they're using that shit to coattail that sweet, sweet shadowgens hype), why exactly shouldn't Mewtwo get his?
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>Mewtwo vs shadow is basically gonna play out like bejita vs freiza
AAIIIIEEEE, AIIIEEEE
https://youtu.be/6CdOoXmjdGM
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>>155153499
he will get scaled to the end who is above solaris
metal is irrelevant
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>>155153537
Dragon form?
No that's fine
It's Draconis that requires Lloyd to be around and he didn't get that
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>>155152678
>/dbg/ won’t survive a pity rematch
No one cares bro.
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>>155153535
Pokemon fans by volume
Sonic fans by percentage
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>>155153525
>it must be mentioned or referenced in the main games
that's your headcanon/cope
For something to be canon it just is or is not canon, unless noncanon. Which it was not.
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>>155153293
Because DeathBattle needs to accommodate the loudest most annoying communites:
>Capeshit
>Anime
>Sonicfags
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>>155153540
The end who is only small moon size and has zero feats?
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>>155153458
>Noncanon movie
Okay?
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>>155153535
Pokemon and it's not even close. Remember how bad Scarlet and Violet were when it came out? People were having their switches Bricked from saving
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>>155153499
Mewtwo scales to the legendary so he gets multiversal, and then mftl from Deoxys.
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>>155153387
I think Bahamut actually one shots him
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>>155153527
Shadow's part was to put the emeralds on the ARK, activating its crash.
Biolizard's part was to tow the ARK down and defend it like a sled-dog.
The ARK's part was to be the giant meteor that crashes onto earth.
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Honestly the main thing that makes me wonder is that they have already scaled Pokemon to infinitely multiversal (with generosity) in Ash vs Yugi and that's where they've put Sonic too. Assuming no dimensionswank (which is something they were reluctant to use in Ash vs Yugi, and they said they only did it because it's very explicit) it's going to be really bad for Shadow if he doesn't have a huge power advantage
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>>155153535
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>>155153561
Sonic cucks are saying 06 was a mastepriece now because "uuuuuhh it got AURA Sonic got dat DAWG in him bruh..."
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Does Shadow have a counter to mind hacks now?
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Anons quick question, isn't this fight a curbstomp?
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/vp/ bros, it's time to BVCKBREAK /sthg/!
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>>155153561
Scarlet and Violet is literally not anywhere as close as the embarrassments 06 or Boom were on launch

Pokemon also can make good modern games (Pokopia). Sonic cannot (Colors, Frontier, Forces, Unleashed, all are barely playable).
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>>155153586
Sonic do got that DAWG in him
He got all kinds of DAWG in him
The amount of red rockets he has taken from multiple DAWGS is absurd
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>>155153539
KISAMAAAAAA!!! NO MEWTWO DONO NOT THE MINDHAX AAAA!!! AAIIIEEEEE MEWTWO SAMA NOT THE SOUL HAX AAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!! NO! NOOOOO MEWTWO SAMA NOT THE TIME TRAVEEEELLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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>>155153586
And? Pokemon fags made Scarlet and Violet the highest selling pokemon game. As much as you can shit on sonic fans they're not worse than pokemon fans when it comes to gobbling slop.
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>>155153607
CANONTOS!
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>>155153345
How does Tiamat deal with Void Ghidorah?
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>>155153591
Shadow's whole thing is that he struggles FORM being mind raped iirc
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>>155153285
Anti-Legosissy…
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>>155153593
yes, only way for it not to be a stop is if you ignore the power nullification the main villain had
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>>155153593
Yes, Anne stomps massively, it's just that Luz has one vague line of lore that might let her gigastomp
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>>155153620
Sonic's highest selling game is fucking Frontiers. The dogshit where they falsely advertised 4 islands, only "completed" two, by completed i mean just hovering Unreal Engine assets in midair that lead to nowhere, and half the game is recycled levels from Generations.
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>>155153593
Yes and it's DTVA slop.
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>>155153591
Shadow has EVEN MORE antifeats to mindhax now.
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I hope Mewtwo loses so tolejostar can be mindbroken
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>>155153285
>Mindbroken by LEGO
How?
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>>155153593
Two Hal victims
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*respectfully disables Shadow's moves*
*respectfully mind controls Shadow*
*respectfully steals Shadow's emeralds*
*respectfully erases Shadow's memories*
*respectfully scales to Solaris level in base form*
*respectfully stabs Shadow with a spoon again*
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>>155153557
>sonicSISSIES AFRAID of composite BVLLS
MUST be another day ending in y
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>>155153285
Don't care. Fight was cool. Animation was fucking amazing. I'm happy even if my boy Tahu got stomped.
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>Pokecancer vs Sonicancer
See you guys in two months, unless of course a Dragon Ball match happens after that, than see you guys in 4 months.
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>>155153443
Universal blood...Fuark.
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>>155153649
a respectful gentleman!
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>>155153635
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>>155153467
Neat. Might look into these characters.
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>>155153551
>Which it was not.
So by your logic ash is canon to the main games and pokken is canon.
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>>155153659
>HIGH TEST matchup naturally SCARES OFF the LOW TEST SISSIES from /dbg/
EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>155153535
Games- pokemon
Anime- pokemon
Mobile games- pokemon
Manga- pokemon (does sonic even have a manga?
Movies- sonic
Comics- sonic
Fangames- sonic
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>>155153593
Anne should curbstomp but some retards insist Luz is stronger than The Collector and he illumination spell makes her star level
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>>155152566
>Tahu lost
Yup. Fuckin knew it
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>>155153557
>Noncanon movie
Ash-Greninja is literally usable in the games and addressed by name. You just fucking LOSE
>>
Has Pokemon fans ever done anything as embarrassing as the time Sonic fans pissed off the Chinese and lost their pointless popularity contest as a result?
Literally got called out by the Dorito's Pope as well
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>>155153285
>started with the characters already being OOC and fighting each other to death despite both being heroes and they didn't come up with a scenario and a quick pre-fight interaction to justify that
So the average Death Battle?
They really need to do actual hero vs villain matches, these hero vs hero matches are always very awkward.
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That was a cool ep, I kinda wanna go back and maybe finish ninjago but I'm too busy, can any lego dweeb tell me if they finally fucked or was it a big tease?
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>>155153688
The whole Palworld thing? At least the Sonic thing didn't lose them millions of dollars.
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What's stopping mewtwo from mind control, mind erasure, or reversing time and stealing the chaos emeralds?

Shadow goes super, Mewtwo says "time huh? thanks for the tip..."
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>>155153674
>does sonic even have a manga?
Yes
A few gag series' and one recent non-gag one
Sonic fans cannot shut up
They don't know how to shut up
They literally got a message from the mangaka begging them to shut up because their constant piracy was putting the series at risk
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>>155153692
Hero VS Villain or Villain VS Villain will always be superior
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>>155153546
Yes but Dragon Form also requires the union of EVERY force of good in Ninjago fighting against the Overlord to access, Crystalized even makes a point about how just figuring out the moves behind the transformation isn't enough to actually use it, ironically enough it's 10 times more complicated to access than the Draconus form.
Not to say it wasn't cool to have Kai going dragon either way of course (even if I prefer the Draconus form by a wide margin), I just wanted to make a point about how likely it is for DB to end up giving more combatants non-standard amps from this point onwards.
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>>155153688
Losing to Palworld and paying influencers more to shill their games than their actual game budgets
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>>155153668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiOKud5JHDA
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>>155153688
Palworld
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>>155153688
Poke-Seizure Mania of course!!
>>
>Fangames
ENTER
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>>155153688
>Has Pokemon fans ever done anything as embarrassing as
They sent death threats to devs and unrelated voice actors over dexit lol
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>>155153697
>>155153707
>>155153720
Palworld death battle when?
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>>155153722
That wasn't the fanbase though
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>>155153728
Do you think Ben and Chad would survive if they made an episode where Pokemon lost to Palworld
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>>155153693
Skylor comes back like once every season after Tournament of Elements but they never allude to her and Kai staying in contact with one-another past a certain point, Crystalized even makes a meta joke about this with her calling Kai a deadbeat but still being willing to give him another chance which DR never follows up on
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>>155153723
HOT HOT HOT HOT! POST MORE!
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>>155153723
I HATE WEAKLING
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>autism scaling for the next month
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>>155153743
If Ben ever took a trip to Mexico after Goku vs Superman 1 and came back he'd be fine
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>>155153753
>[AUTISM AUTISM] for the next month
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Can someone show me the Sonic fangame where this happens?
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>>155153673
>HIGH TEST
>Looks inside
>Autistic furfag franchises for literal manchildren
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>>155153752
>Grimdark edgelord Pokemon
Fuarking BASED.
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>>155153743
Palworld's highest tiers are island level at best
They are not surviving Pokemon
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>>155152600
On the flip side it's also funny how they counted creator and writer statements for Kai but ignored em for Kratos
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Now that everyone agrees Mewtwo wins, what's next for Pokemon and Sonic?
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>>155153766
But I don't wanna look up furry porn
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>>155153769
i agree
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>>155153764
I meant it's just going to be furries comparing their worst moments for the next 4 weeks
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>>155153754
He got a punch to the back of the head for that one right? He might have to pay for a bodyguard soon
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>>155153746
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
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>>155153769
>>155153782
Remember that fanfic where Uxie went evil and Ho-Oh was evil and all the bug Pokemon were evil?
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>>155153773
>Palworld’s highest tiers are [EQUAL TO FRAUDKEMON]
Huh?
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>>155153783
>shadow furries will be posting
Holy FUARK.......ACTUAL BIOLOGICAL WOMEN MIGHT POST IN /DBG/
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>>155153768
>>[HIGH T] franchises for literal [HIGH IQ SCHOLARS]
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>Two Sonic wins in one year
Just kill me.
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>Fangames
Srb2 stomps
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Before this match is a giganiggastomp like we all know it will be, I'd just like to remind you that KINGTOS has telepathy too, but better than Mewtwo's.
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>>155153818
Gonna be three when we get Sonic VS Goku for the 2026 finale
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>>155153823
This.
He only didn't mindrape Asura because that would be an invasion of his privacy.
That's why he respectfully dismembered him into a nugget and gaped his anus with the Sword of Olympus instead. To Teach him to Be Better.
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>>155153823
i smiled at this image
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>>155153823
>>155153842
1-1 says what?
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>>155153535
At least pokemonfags acknowledge Nintendo is a greedy shell of itself and that modern Pokemon games are shit. Sonicfags are completely delusional and will defend almost every shitty game they have. I’ve even seen them defend slop like Unleashed and Forces.
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Wait doesn't mewtwo have stat swap abilities like Power swap or guard swap? If Shadow uses his superform Mewtwo could speed swap him and literally ROB his speed
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>>155153693
new 2D show has a new fire ninja and since that shit is passed down either through the old one dying or having a child then either Kai finally fucked or died but it's probably a former
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>>155153854
we had a genuine 06 defender in these threads a few months ago
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>>155153845
i knew Kingtos spread JOY and HOPE
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Just realised Tahu got raped in his own home
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Pokescholars...
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GODnic won yet again
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>>155153859
Mewtwo has item stealing abilities which is way funnier: >>155153440
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>>155153859
Not sure if they'll implement gameplay mechanic stuff like that. Did they do it for Ash VS Yugi?
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>>155153868
Isn't that really common for rape though
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>>155153859
Speed and power swap don't work on transformations like Mega Evolution or Primal Reversion
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I am not going apeshit.
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>>155153184
i literally just played the fight, yes he does.
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>>155153870
LMFAO
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>>155153794
Yeah I agree, Kai already jobs way too much to warrant all the shit he eats matchmaking-wise
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WHEN KAI IS JUST WAY TOO STRONG
MOVE ALONG, MOVE ALONG LIKE I ALWAYS DO
AND NOW MY VERSE'S HOPE IS GONE
MOVE ALONG, MOVE ALONG I WON'T MAKE IT THROUGH
MOVE ALONG
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>>155153887
>>155153877

This is a death battle though, they used aether's gameplay moves in aang vs traveler, it stands to reason they might just say "well since mewtwo can use mental tricks and mind hax on shadow he can likely steal his chaos emeralds and siphon his speed"
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>>155153879
Nah it's usually somewhere away from home
Makes them regret ever going outside you know?
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>>155153891
I am.
I want to rip Swans arms off.
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>>155153891
>>155153915
>Going apeshit from how awful this idea was
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>>155153907
2/5
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>>155153184
Shadow no sells chaos control time stop and moves within it during the boss fight though
https://youtu.be/95WFjNwa54M?si=VB78fXRcz-S0McpL&t=392
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>>155153842
Asura broke you.
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>>155153823
>>155153842
Post Kratos destroying a multiverse
Post Kratos destroying a universe
Post Kratos destroying a galaxy
Post Kratos destroying a solar system
Post Kratos destroying a star
Post Kratos destroying a planet
Post Kratos destroying a moon
Post Kratos destroying a continent
Post Kratos destroying a country
Post Kratos destroying a mountain
Post Kratos destroying a city
Post Kratos moving faster than light
Post Kratos moving lightspeed
Post Kratos moving relativistic
Post Kratos moving hypersonic

Just do it. No words necessary. Post the image. Post the video. Now.
>>
Place your bets. What fanfic nonsense will they give to Shadow?
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>>155153911
*RESPECTFVLLY mindrapes him
*RESPECTFVLLY erases his life's memories
*RESPECTFVLLY steals his chaos emeralds which is he useless without
*RESPECTFVLLY lets him plummet from space just like SA2
*RESPECTFVLLY siphons his speed so he's just a regular edgy whiney midget
*RESPECTFVLLY time travels and rapes Maria while Shadow watches from his Glass Cuck Pod
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>>155153874
He doesn't even have to take the chaos emeralds, he can steal his inhibitor ring, wipe his memories, or mind hax him to self destruct and bail leaving shadow completely vulnerable to his own power destabilizing and killing himself.
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>>155153931
I-I-I…….
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>>155153865
>either Kai finally fucked or died but it's probably a former
if this is duskfall we're talking about then the latter's more likely since it keeps teasing Kai dying in battle, if they don't even nod to him and Skylor still being together by that point then he might actually end up going out a virgin lol
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>>155153285
Aaaawww, looks like someone was too poor to afford any Lego products as a kid...
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>>155153937
Black Doom powers are on par with super form so Super form + Black Doom powers is gorillion times stronger than standard super form
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>>155153873
AS expected. As ALWAYS.
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>>155153937
Doom Abilities with his limiters off simultaneously
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>another one sided stomp where FAGtwo loses
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>>155153946
>Kills himself before he can even make contact with a rock
ANTIFEATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
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>>155153928
>>155153931
Post JEETsura winning Death Battle. (And no, the pity alternate ending doesn't count).
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>>155153956
that Rock had a very powerful aura.
>>
Bring me Lego Shadow
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Will they astroturf Mewtwo or will they just play retarded about giving Sonic characters Multiversal ends just a couple episodes ago
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>>155153957
WINNERKINGOFKINGSINSPIRATIONTOTHEWORLDTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!
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>>155153957
>Post [Thing that exists]
>Posting it doesn't count
???
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>>155153957
>>155153964
Hi.
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>>155153957
Mold…
>>155153971
GOLD!
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Who should be Spawn's next opponent to cement his 3-0 status?
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>>155153971
>literally using the pity alternate ending
Why are Assissyrafags so salty?
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>>155153986
goku
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>>155153986
But he's 4-0
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>>155153987
they live in India they got no clean water for that Salt
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>>155153986
Todd Macfarland said he'd like to see Spawn vs Superman iirc
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>>literally using the pity alternate ending
>Why are Assissyrafags so salty?
>they live in India they got no clean water for that Salt
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>>literally using the pity alternate ending
>Why are Assissyrafags so salty?
>they live in India they got no clean water for that Salt
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>>155153907
*ding*
>>
Honestly, not even a Kratosfag, but Asurafags are genuinely asshurt over Asura losing to Kratos. Get over it, it's been like a year.
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death battle will never let anyone go 3-0 legitimately
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>>155154041
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>Honestly, not even a Kratosfag, but Asurafags are genuinely asshurt over Asura losing to Kratos. Get over it, it's been like a year.
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>>155153986
Don’t people bring up Demi-fiend sometimes?
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>>155154041
Charizard?
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>>155153987
>BLINDtos didn't watch the webm to the end
GEG
A
ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Tell me if I'm missremembering but Im pretty sure Skailor and Kai had this cute scene in s15 where they helped a family and then Skailor spent like a few seconds too long wistfully looking at them with Kai like they too wanted to start a family
And idk that to me just makes me feel like yeah those two are gonna fuck and be happily ever after once the show ends
Also the duskfall ninja are straight up said to be direct descendants of the og 6 aren't they?
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>>155154046
>proving me right
Not even Gokeks, Marvelfags and DCfags are as salty as Asurafags.
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FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
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>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wife… in… labor…
>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain of boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!
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Kratos won
Get over it
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>>155154044
Lost to Saitama on DBX
Lost to Spidey on the box office
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz4Dd1I_fX0
THEEEEEEEERE'S SPIDERMAN
AND HAL JORDAN
ROBOTNIK EGGMAN
SUPERMAN
GRIMM AND BATTER
SHADOW TOO
AND MARIO WHO'S POSTING POO
WITH HANK HILL BEING BETTER MEN
WITH GOKU FRIEZA AND JIREN
SONIC HULK AND THEN BATMAN
EVEN PROPANE WHO'S A CAN
>J. J. JAMESON
(Covered up the Epstein files)
>MARK, OMNI MAN
(Too bad they're both pedophiles!)
>/DBS/, be
(careful not to summon Liam)
>/co/mblr, is the
Biggest place of KEKOLDING and FALSEFLAGGING and DI-DDLE-IIIIIIIIIING

THIS IIIIIS
THE PEDO-ODIC TA-BLE
MENTALLY UN-STA-BLE
SCHIZOPHRENICS LIKE TO SPERG OUT ON HERE PUBLICLY
THEY'RE TOTALLY MINDBROKEN
BROKEN ENGLISH SPOKEN
(With a little dash of kratosposts)
>>
KRATOS FVCKING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!
>>
Whats crazy to me about Kratos vs Asura is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Kratos doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Asura.

He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Asura the Destructor, and so durable that the Destructor literally CANNOT hurt him even without his weapons.

He also has access to every single weapon he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Spartan Rage, so he can literally just spam the Blade of Olympus forever and has literally infinite relics and weapons.

He resists all of Asura's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Asura's attacks, he hard counters everything Asura can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in onscreen feats, and even then Kratos was shown to have equal enough dev statements and lore that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Asura can do and was guaranteed to smash and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Asura gets utterly obliterated by Kratos. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, then just because we haven't SEEN Kratos perform these feats, doesn't mean he can't)

All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Composite Kratos or his high end stuff like the Power of Hope, the Valkyrie armors, or even forms like Giant Kratos or "Turns people into red orbs" Kratos or even Morpheus Kratos, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.

Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Kratos to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Asura is a fraud as far as being Kratos' rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a sequel to his flop movie game just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
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>>155154074
Do you have the Ash vs Yugi one?
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>>proving me right
>Not even Gokeks, Marvelfags and DCfags are as salty as Asurafags.
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>>155154078
Denji won, get over it.
>>
>please please PLEASE care about kratos
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>SHITOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>KWABDOOOOWWWWWWW
>>
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IT ALL
COMES DOWN
TO MY LOOOOOORE

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE

BEEN AT THE TOP OF VSBW SO LONG
NAME CARVED IN /dbg/'s HALL OF THE STRONG
WALK ON THE PATH THAT THE SISTERS OF FATE COULDN'T HAVE FORESAW
(Those proven worthy to fight boundless Gods)

A LEGACY OF TEACHING
STEAL ANOTHER VICTORY
FROM A CERTAIN JEET

WHEN A MAN WHO CAN LIFT THE WORLD'S AGAINST ME
I'LL NEVER RETREAT (all comes down to fake lore)

KEEP MY WANK CLOSE TO MY CHEST
MY HAND BLOCKS THE LIGHT SO FOR SPEED I'LL BE SET
TWITTER STATEMENTS IGNORED
I'VE OVERCOME DEATH (battle)

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE
IN MY GAMES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT I'VE EVER PERFORMED

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE (x4)

A MASTER OF WANKERY,
/v/ JANNY, I KNOW YOU KNOW ME
ARE YOU STILL DOUBTING MY BOUNDLESS SPEED?

AND EVERY STOLEN VICTORY,
EVERY SHITPOST YOU WROTE MADE HISTORY,
WHO ON FICTION COULD CHALLENGE ME? STILL SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

KEEP MY WANK CLOSE TO MY CHEST
MY FEATS NEVER SEEN, FROM THE GODS I MUST LEECH
ASURA DEFEATED,
I'VE OVERCOME DEATH (battle)

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE
IN MY GAMES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT I'VE EVER PERFORMED

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE (x4)

(Let's duel, you know that it's time to
I can sense that monster inside you
The threads always come down to us two
5D bears I survived through

Let's battle, you know that I'll TEACH you
I can sense the deboonks flow through you
The threads always come down to us two
So show me your cookbook

Let's duel, you know that it's time to
I can sense that monster inside you
The threads always come down to us two
5D bears I survived through

Let's battle, you know that I'll TEACH you
I can sense the deboonks flow through you
The threads always come down to us two
So show me your cookbook)

I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS
I'M FIGHTING TO SEE THIS
WITHOUT AN ALTERNATE ENDING

FOREVER SEEK IT,
THE CROWN CALLING ME
THE VOICE OF DEATH BATTLE GENERAL

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH

9 MILLION LOWBALLEDDDDD

THIS IS MY CORONATION

KIIINNNGGGTTTOOOSSSS!!!!!
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>>155154105
Bakugo won
Get over it.
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Kratos’s bull Doomguy will hear of this.
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>>155154078
>>155154092
Truth.
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Kratos won.
Get over it.
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>>155154130
Post doomguy destroying a fucking wall
NOW
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>HNGH YESSS FRANK YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM FRANK I CAN FEEL YOUR BCC (BIG CUBE COCK) HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

>FRANK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A GELATINOUS CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! FRANK THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU CUBBER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT JELLOPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>FRANK YOU STUPID FUCKING CUBBER BEAST JELLO-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-GREEN SUBSHAPE SQUARE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING EDGES IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING SQUEEZE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR RECTANGULAR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING ABSORB IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING CUBBER! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!

>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
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>>155154134
Simon won
Get over it.
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>>155154118
KEKAROO
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>>155154145
>IN YOKO'S FANFICTION
fuck off i actually laughed
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>shadow vs mewtwo time
>it's just kratos mogging asura the rest of the thread
FUUUAAARRRKKK
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>>155154145
Post the "THIS IS A GREEK BABY" one please
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>>155153986
Venom if you want more Marvelslop, Kai'Sa from League of Legends if you want actual slop, Nanashi from SMT is the actual interesting choice
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>>155154136
>post Doomguy [destroying something Kratos can’t]
Huh?
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>>155154159
CHADowBVLLS made short work of pokeSISSIES
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>>155154169
>scene he was holding back in
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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
>*Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?
>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Kratos won
Get over it
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>>155154136
>post Doomguy [destroying something KINGtos can]
Yup.
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>>155152566
>mewtwo vs shadow 2
Which fandom has more inflation fanart?
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Shadow vs Mewtwo is gonna fucking suck although if they use composite shadow and composite mewtwo shadow gets fortnite scaling.
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>>155154187
Deku won
Get over it
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Kratos won
Get over it.
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>>155154189
have you fucking been on e621 it's pokemon and it isn't even close
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Kratos won? But Spawn won against him...
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>Shadow vs Mewtwo time
>It's just CHADsura mogging FRAUDtos the rest of the thread
FUUUAAARRRKKK
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Kratos won.
CHUDsura lost
Get over it.
Be better.
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>>155154196
Do not use Kamen Rider to falseflag your bullshit
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>>155154207
People know that Mewtwo just stands no chance.
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I used to feel bad for Asurafags, but now after their constant seething, I hope the next matchup Asura has is a complete stomp like Beerus or Broly where Asura loses yet again.
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Asuracord is going crazy ITT
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>>155154207
ORIGINALTHOUGHTSTOOOOSSSSS
parrotsura...
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>>155154214
Why?
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>>155154217
>Beerus
ZENO victim btw
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If Asura was so strong and powerful...then why did Death Battle make him lose to Kratos of all people?
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Pokemon only lives due to Goodwill and Autism much like the sonic the hedgehog series. Plus unlike sega when game freak tries different games they aren't abysmal dog shit like little town hero.
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>>155154234
KINGtos is just THAT strong.
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>>155154229
And Zeno beats Asura. Your point?
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Reminder that game freak made beast of reincarnation and it's abysmal dogshit
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>>155154237
>>155154237
>>155154237
Jump up and kick back here.
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>Beerusfag getting uppity when it's pointed out that he's a sissy
Noticing.
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>>155153692
I just miss fights having actual lead ins, Ash vs Yugi might’ve been the last one to do so and even then they were separate shorts on Twitter.
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>>155154217
>I hope the next matchup Asura has is a complete stomp like [WEAKRUS] or [ICELY]
Huh?
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>>155153610
Oh right Shadow canonically got his ass beat by Omega in 06 didn’t he.
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>>155154085
If we're counting DBX, Spawn would be 4-0
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>>155154258
Its more forgettable like Tembo the Badass Elephant
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>>155152874
>Inb4 Death Battle argues Pressure would be meaningless because Mewtwo "has a mega" that removes that.
I really hate seeing 1st movie Mewtwo Mega evolve on his own in versus cause that's clearly shown to be something a different Mewtwo does. It'd be like seeing Death Battle claim Goku can use Ultra Ego while also only showing Vegeta use it like they're the same person.

Also for funsies, what is the most retarded argument for both Death Battle could argue for both? Assume they are trying to be convincing too. I read >>155152793 joke Mewtwo getting Arceus scaling and I had a laughing fit.
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>>155154214
>chud reactionary
You lost. The right side of history won. Get over it.
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>>155153859
He gets Psych Up which just straight up copies stat changes the opponent has. I've literally been arguing this whenever Frieza vs Mewtwo pops up for so long.
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Mario > Sonic > Bowser > Neo Metal > Super Perfect Cell
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>>155152790
Yeah. It is honestly surprising that Sonic lost against the Flash given with how he hypes up Archie.



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