TerribleAlso, was posted this morning instead of last night
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>155164086How long is he going to drag this out for?Months or years?Will it have any resolution at all or will he forget about it?
>>155164500Expect an imminent cut away from this scenario for at least two weeks
>>155164086>robots with the intelligence of wikipedia and psychological research papers of human eloping>yet acting too fucking stupid to live as a humanyeah, fuck common sense right?
>>155164475Are you asking for something questionable to happen? In this comic?
>>155164086May, you have to take matters into your own hands and text Sven to come over and fuck Momo!
>>155164500As soon as they agree to go on a date>MEANWHILE, BACK IN CUBETOWN, CLAIRE IS DOING PAPER WORK
>>155164500it's gonna get dropped and then suddenly they'll just be dating like 50 strips from now
>>155165268And then another 200 strips later they've broken up off screen.
>>155164086That is right! Fear!!
>>155165096>>MEANWHILE, BACK IN CUBETOWN, CLAIRE IS DOING PAPER WORK
>>155166046SEXY PAPERWORK!or not
>>155164475Jam tomorrow.
She's had this crush since before the Arab Spring.
>>155168292>I never been with a robot before>May popped his cherry before Momo couldoofaint that the way of life
>>155169003And then Momo chickens out on going on a date with Sven and Momo explains the situation and they end up fucking. Momo walks in on them but they're too busy fucking to notice her and she watches the whole thing.
>>155169032>May walks inftfy senpai
>>155169032>>155169051Actually I meant May explains the situation and she fucks Sven.
>>155169032>May then teases Momo about her moans/crying while having sex
>>155169138nooo lets not cuck Momo
>>155166046>MEANWHILE BACK IN CUBETOWN DR. LOLI PISSES IN MARTEN'S COFFEE MACHINE TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICES THE DIFFERENCE
>>155164086
>>155169909
>>155170084it's a trapthe moment Momo asks Sven out he will be disinterested
>>155170152She has a height/weight/skin color/hair color/vaginal Ph all within human standard. No way in hell he'd settle for that.
>>155170084HOP ON FFIV- I MEAN HOP ON THAT DICK MOMOFOR ALL OF US
>>155170152>>155170258The moment she asks Sven out, someone in Jeph's Patreon will claim she's child coded and throw a fit.
>>155170084Two people now telling Momo to hop on Sven's dick! Jeph, I know you hate good or interesting things happening, but we NEED this final panel with Momo and Sven!
>>155170363Nah, the last panel should be Momo going "I hope this wasn't weird" and Sven replying "I thought it'd be weirder."
>>155170084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GupO1_dBwGs
>>155170558I'm okay with that too. Honestly the text wasn't that important.
>>155170558that works tosome weird iteration of this >>155170363 page
>>155170357if a child is able to code a human-level intelligence that's very impressiveeven Hello World is pretty good
>>155170818If we were honest, consent should require an IQ threshold and postpubescence instead of just age. But normalfags would never accept that.
>>155171180I absolutely do not want to derail what little thread we have here, but normalfags don't even know why the age of majority is 18.
>>155171236All the more reason for them to fight tooth and nail over it.
>>155170084BIGBLUEBOOBA
>>155171487>this character is now afraid to go on a date
>>155169288SHE BELONGS TO THE CHAIR!
>>155170084How would a robot not remember something? I mean, apart from if they ran out of storage and had to delete memories, or whatever contrived bullshit Bubbles went through.
Do y'all unironically like this shit?That is hilarious.
>>155171695No, we hate it but we can't escape.
>>155171695>Do y'all unironically like this shit?No. It's just fun to shitpost in these threads. Sometimes dbaru makes art/porn for us.
Best way:Momo asks May to come with as emotional support. She and sven hit it off and then momo asks may to come with as physical support and they both fuck sven.
>>155171487That third panel was based af.Is Jeff into lolis?
>>155172222 (checked!)Probably not but he was still allowed to reference the concept at that point.
>>155170084>sven gets invited over>everyone fucks sven>even faye and bubbles>except momo who watches
https://litter.catbox.moe/f9d57mocmdyfj520.png
>>155173037Hell yeah!
>>155173037I'm not usually up this late but great work!
>>155173037by god May's tits are enormous
>>155170084MAY'S AMAYZING MAYMAYS
>>155173037Whoop-Whoop!!
>>155171695its a hate love sort of relationshipit's complicated
>>155164500jeph is like a WEG creator if the WEG had no porn
Nothing's happeniiiinnnnng I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>155173665The only thing the comic is good for is getting porn fanart.
>>155173665
>>155173665Jam tomorrow.
>>155170084The important question is does Momo have the standard human number of holes? Momo seems to be the type to believe anal doesn't count.
>>155168292>1658>>155164086>5902Four thousand comics and 16 years later
>>155174345Who knows what plotline he'll revive next.
>>155174879I hope it's the Vespavenger. And after reading the wiki, this is more plausible than I remembered, since she was taken away to do R&D for the US government by Special Agent Alan Turing.
>>155170084What an insanely out of character thing for the social awkward femcel to say as a suggestion.
>>155177309Marigold is in one of the only heterosexual relationships in the comic
>>155177366But if not for the black guy attracted to dirty smelly fat white girl pootang, she'd still be a femcel.
>>155171687They have an algorithm that randomly makes certain memories harder to access so as to mimic humans better
>>155171687Have you never had a reaction image saved you didn't know which folder or subfolder it was in because it was named random bullshit and the file organization had no structure? Why would a computer be better at that? Sure they can index more and search faster but that's not intrinsically more accurate. Look at how dogass google is now compared to a decade ago.
>>155177916Not really a fair comparison. Google has deliberately been made shittier to maximize profits.
>>155178013Actually, Google has deliberately been made shittier for the sick thrill of deliberately making things shittier.
>>155174037>I Have No Pooper and I Must Do Butt Stuff
>>155173512I LOVE MAYONESE!!
>>155173622And actually updated
>>155177309but she devours eromanga like a demon (not that it's relevant to her character anymore). getting her companion ai laid with the first possible suitor would be like playing one of her wholesome reddit dating sim games while also being a vector for seeing Svens wang and bungus through the data stream from Momos cameras (robots don't have the right to privacy)
>>155177309she's postcel. she still has her stinky ways, but has gained confidence in some things, now that she has a boyfriend and stable income.
>>155181758>HAS sex and money>gain confidenceWOOOOOOOOOOW!!
>>155181758>>155182213But still smelly and fat.
>>155181758>postcelGod as my witness I read this and assumed this was someone who couldn't get mail to arrive at their house
>>155182711How often does that happen?
>>155182974Given recent cuts and layoffs? A lot!
>>155182702who cares how you are when you're rewarded for it regardless? dont you understand human nature? you really think Dale would not be passed over for Sven if Marigold could bag him?
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>>155182711
>>155173665You know what the saddest thing about all of this is?This is genuinely the most something has happened since Yay came back.
>>155181758>postcelJesus Christ; just say a regular person.Also, it's not like Marigold didn't TRY at some point. She predates the stupid incel/redpill version of dating: she was just a stinky WoW otaku who just needed to be fucked by another stinky WoW otaku.
>>155184082This is rape!
>>155184082Angus was Chad Lite so the stupid version is correct.
>>155184114Nah, it's alright. It ends the way these things typically do: The guy is made to feel shitty and everyone's awkward about HIS reaction and not her coming on to him.
>>155184169Even the wokest of women admit internally that women can't control their emotions. See also: Lindsay Clancy controversy.
>>155184169
DBARU!! IF YOURE ITT PLEASE DRAW LIZ VACCUM SUCKING MARTENS FAT COCK!
>>155184114I am super curious as to how this scene would play out now. I feel like they would very much try to make a stink out of Marigold "sexually assaulting" Angus.
>>155184169>middle fingerWhat did she mean by that? "You should have taken advantage of my drunk friend and risk being accused of rape!"
>>155185406It's the Japanese strawman way.
>>155184169We needed Marigold to be a rapist when drunk with the kind of vag that could milk a dude's balls dry against his will
>>155184169this hurts because this is real shiteven worse when you're to blame for not taking advantage of someone under the influence
>>155185406I think it was suppose to be more of a "You hurt her feelings" middle finger more than anything. Again; this would be a lovely thing to pick apart in the modern strips.>Hey, Momo. Remember than time when Marigold got drunk and tried to fuck Angus, but he turned her down, she cried, and you flipped him off? What... uh. What exactly were you WANTING him to do in that situation? Would you have been fine with him raping her? That's what happens when a penis goes into a drunk vagina: rape.
>>155185608>That's what happens when a penis goes into a drunk vagina: rape.Not in Japan
>>155185002the dude needs a rest
>>155185008Jeph’s too much of a pussy to write real conflict now so Marigold just wouldn’t try to fuck him, as boring of an answer that is.
>>155185741Yeah...>Marigold gets drunk>Blushes at him on the couch>Barfs, then passes out>"Man... I missed my chance to confess. Que Cera, Cera I guess!>Her being attracted to him never comes up again
>>155166589or not
back in my day drunken sex was just morning regret, and not grounds for rapeyou cannot call rape if you were both consenting adultsshe would need to be unconscious while drunk to be rape
>>155187106>you cannot call rape if you were both DRUNK consenting adults
>>155187111
>>155187174oh yeah...
Did we lose our Patreon cuck? I haven't seen the later comic in the last couple of threads.
>>155187424Joof only goes to Wednesday now
>>155184143What's chad about Angus, exactly? He was thoroughly pussy-whipped in all his relationships, enjoys being put down by women, and ran away from the coffee shop when he put his foot in his mouth. If anything he's Marten lite. Is the bar to chadness rejecting a fat, smelly, drunk, ugly nerd?
>>155187748Tbf I didn't read that portion of the comic, but reading about it on the wiki he went to a school for rich bastards, played baseball, and fucked Faye.
>>155170084
>>155188471She's gonna grope the fuck out of that bimbot when she gets the chance. Of course, this means we're pivoting away from something almost happening with Sven and Momo.
>>155188471In an ideal QC, Liz would go full goblin mode on Zlata's tits and everyone just laughs and records the relentless sexual assault on their cell phones. Zlata the meek girlbot she is will protest at first before the only thing coming out of her mouth are moans. Marten then owes Claire money because they bet if her body was programmed to have orgasms from having her tits sucked like she's breastfeeding a baby. Then Zlata would pass out as Liz, drunk off her lust and frustration, strips and scissors the fuck out of her.
>>155188503I like your stuff, anon.
>>155188471>mood lightens up when she hears that someone has big tits.Is she just horny or lesbian?
>>155188471Sad Canadian fact: Canadian Tire money no longer exists. It's just a rewards card now. They call it a triangle card.
>>155184284Controversy is a really strange word to use for murdering your own 3 children. Is the controversy that people are trying to justify it?
>>155184169that's not true at all in the context of the comic. momo is on marigold's side as her friend, but otherwise angus is portrayed as entirely in the right.
>>155188831do they still try to give you your change in it, or has that gone away since everyone mostly uses electronic payments now?
>>155188471Liz continues to be best girl.>>155188843Yes. The general public is getting a rude awakening to the fact that the average woman's "feels over reals" bullshit also applies to multiple infanticide.
>>155188911it went away. you get some "electronic canadian tire money" points depending on the amount spent.
>>155188471the boob envy is palpable
>>155188949>Yes. The general public is getting a rude awakening to the fact that the average woman's "feels over reals" bullshit also applies to multiple infanticide.she had been trying for years to get mental help and had been failed for all those years
>>155184284>ClancyIt took me a while to muster interest in that story because to me, it looks like a pretty textbook open and shut case. I’ve been hearing about crazy mothers killing their kids since the early 90s. I’ve read about it being a pretty regular phenomenon going back to ancient greece.It wasn’t until some digging that I realized the real appeal isn’t about the murder or surrounding case itself, it’s about a mass psychosis event it’s triggered with terminally online freaks. Which is also actually kinda typical in the true crime sphere.
>>155185608I think the ideal situation Momo would expect out of him would be for him to somehow magically say all the right things to let her down gently so that she wouldn’t have sex with him and also wouldn’t have her feelings hurt, and she’d politely accept it and then they’d talk about their feelings again in the morning when she wasn’t drunk.Which is exactly the kind of situation that would happen in a modern QC comic. And it’s why it sucks now.
>>155187174That's because rape is legally only concerned about the state the person with the vagina/anus/mouth is in when a penis is inserted into it. That's why you don't see many rape cases where the woman is the rapist; the law typically doesn't consider that rape, just assault. She wasn't inserting anything into the man, so it doesn't count.
>>155189287Ironically, that is essentially what happened... it just took time for everyone to get over their emotions and there was a period of awkward "So... um. Is it okay if I have feelings for someone else that we know?" phase. Marigold (slowly) understood that she can't just assume a guy being nice to her means he wants to fuck her and Angus understood that he should have been upfront with his feelings about Faye. That's what made classic QA good: people took a realistic amount of time to deal with their emotions instead of everyone being Masters of Conflict Resolution.Which Jeph probably does because the man's almost 50 and sees the clearest path through all 20-something arguments.
>>155189116Die a violent death.
>>155189992sounds like you were failed as well
>>155189701I hadn't really considered that the therapyspeak and lack of petty bullshit was less Jeph losing the love of the game and more just being too old to put up with high school nonsense.
>>155190055>you are mentally ill because you won't defend a serial child murderer.die a violent death, demon
>>155184284Keep this shit in the Punisher thread, please.
>>155190356don't be intentionally stupid. i'm just pointing out that she wasn't "the average woman". obviously, mentally ill or just evil, she shouldn't be in society because she is dangerous. but she sought help for her issues and was denied.
>>155190601Not once have you disavowed the serial child murderer but excused and defended her.If that is stupid to you, you are not human.
>>155190601She had help, a fuckload of help, the dad started working form home to help her, be hired a nanny to help her, she was going to therapy. Turns out she repeatedly lied to her therapist the whole time.
>>155187577That's stupid. Isn't that like a massive slap in the face for anyone stupid enough to give this retard money or support him in any way, shape, or form?
>>155190722>Not once have you disavowed"she shouldn't be in society because she is dangerous"i said stop being intentionally stupid, friend.
>>155192086>Ther're stupid ftfy
>>155188471Marten is right.
>>155189116Within the first few years of trying, most people realize therapists don't know shit.
>>155185008>Marigold "sexually assaulting" Angus.Angus is a big man. He can reject her, and the static implication is that men can control the flow of intimacy. So it'll always fall on the man's responsibility. Women are emotional creatures, unlike men, and need to be looked after as if they are children.
>>155165096Paper work is the name of Marten's asshole
>>155195229Therapy does help, especially men who were taught from their youth to just hold it in, and lonely cat women who have no one to confine to.
>>155185406she only knows the doujinshi version of consent
>>155195327The former is absolutely not true, and Clancy is neither of those anyway.
>>155195325White and always more tomorrow?
>>155195391What does Clancy have to do with anything? Are you a polcel? Do you drag that trash into thread for no reason?
>>155192086It is the capitalist way. Works less for more pay.
>>155188503Unbeknownst to everyone, Zlata drunk-dialed Marten when ordering her new chassis and he convinced her to get both the Ultra Slut and Bimbo Supreme packages. Not only does she three times the tactile sensor density of a standard model, she has over 19 additional erogenous zones, can run multiple instances arousal.exe and orgasm.exe at the same time, has a 10 liter anal capacity, and her tits, ass, and hips automatically adjust to spill out of whatever clothing she's wearing.
>>155195442It was relevant and it's how the topic of therapy came up.>>155195462Marten doing something for his own interests? Impossible.
>>155195475Who said it was for him?>girl
>>155195717Then it wouldn't need to be secret.
>>155195475He wanted to make Liz happy.
>>155195391men being told that therapy is for pussies is not helping the male suicide rate.
>>155196010I've been to four different therapists. They're also not helping the male suicide rate.
>>155195303>Women are emotional creatures, unlike men
>>155196259that'sthejoke.png
>>155188471
>>155196345Momo has boy hair now and I'm not sure if this is terrible or not yet.
>>155196362hopefully that's one of the thing the party zone button resets
>>155189135Didn't they raise like a million dollars for this bitch, or was it some other woman who murdered her kids in cold blood?
>>155196345>characters encouraging each other to just fuck already>referencing ecchi loli (or at least loli-adjacent) animeDid Jeph find his lost balls recently or something?
>>155196345Speaking of Chobits, is there any even one Chibi-PC left in this comic?
>>155196345Wow, we jumped right back to this plotline, and we still get no progress!
>>155196581I remember seeing some in cubetown a few pages ago
>>155196580Chobits isn't loli adjacent. It's fucking weird, but that's because it's written by CLAMP and those women are actually insane, but Chii/Chobits aren't loli.
>>155196581PT410x
>>155196768some sort of very gay twinkbot
>>155195928It would if it's a surprise
>>155196965What do you get for the rapist who has everything?
>>155196768Honestly, not sure why he twinked Clinton when he already had a twink he could have used instead
>>155196989Fresh rape meat of course
>>155197016No, that's too obvious.
>>155196989A new client sofa
>>155197002You can never have too many twinks.
>>155196201>single person's anecdotal experience trumps everything elsemaybe you need someone who specializes in retards
>>155196345>marigold canonically into rough analthis is a good hour
>>155196345Someone or something please fuck something or someone else!
>>155196345It's really nice when big titty girls talk to each other but they should be naked while talking.
>>155197162
>>155197193Hopefully Marigold goes and finds Dale so she can get her reset button hit good and hard. And hopefully Momo is within earshot and gets horny listening to Marigold moaning super fucking loud.
>>155197175>analThat's your invention here, anon
>>155170357Didn't his best friend fucked a minor before her birthday?
>>155196581Nelson
>>155197162maybe it is all bullshittherapy helps no one who really needs itit helps well off assholes to find blame in someone else
>>155196345evolution of a companion botdeveloping so much to give humans incapable of other human companionshipnow humans are helping companion bots get human companionsliterally horseshoe theory of progress
>>155188702she wants to fuck Marten and has felt weird about it several times but every single time there are tits in the picture handstab makes sure to draw a glint in her eyes so maybe she's Bi which means Marten has a chance to do something really really cool.
>>155197446Liz is a bisexual goblin with porcupine syndrome.
>>155197446Dr. Loli just likes big titties since she's just got cute little mosquito bites herself. I doubt she would date a woman. It's pretty clear she wants to get dicked down by Martin.
>>155197465>>155197499Liz getting double dicked and sucking on some moderate sized tits seems like exactly what she would want. I say this as a Liz x Slime shipper
>>155197231do you believe personal experience is enough to make a generalization?
>>155197446Obviously Marten needs to get huge breasts implants to make everyone happy.
>>155198051If the sample size is large enough and sampling error is unlikely, then yes.
>>155195356TORE HER DRESS, DROPPED HIS PANTSIN JAPAN, THAT'S ROMANCENETO-RA-RE
>>155195462That's her drunk-dialing his number and Pintsize answering doing a perfect AI of Marten's voice
>>155197373Crazy, it's genuinely worked for me Could you be the common factor in its failure for you
>>155198253true, I'm to self awareI know it's mostly on my endespecially if you live in the stateswhere healthcare isn't a rightcrazy times we live in
>>155198253>>155198298https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0C_XeohUn4o
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>>155198544it's hersula nebouxii...
>>155198544BIGHUGEBLUEBOOBSINMYMOUTH
>>155198253Conversely, if a huge number of people say therapy failed them, the common factor is therapy.>>155198544Nice.
>>155198544>y'know sven... since momo is too chicken... maybe you should see what your money helped pay for
>>155188471Dr loli is growing a cute hair.
>>155198449>just turn your brain offuh huh
>>155198957This is what they actually believe btw.
>>155198898She just has a shorter version of Martin's haircut.
>>155198298That isn't being self aware, that's being an obstinate cunt.
>>155198957The point is in normal therapy you are supposed to learn to understand your feelings, but analysts already understand their feelings, they have problems actually feeling them first.
>>155199086I already understand my feeling perfectly. The issue is everyone else around me. Don't you get it?
>>155199081You're a faggot and deserve to be unhappy. You have no idea how people are and therapy is a legit scam that helps NO ONE! The dimwit needs someone else to hear how hard they have it instead of just powering through, and be as accommodating as possible to those that cause the issues. In a world where you need to be disassociated from the realities of life being shoved in your face. Yes, therapy is a scam, because it is a band aid of modern progress.
>>155199147Did you get this opinion before or after Solid Snake shot you
>>155199173cryptic metaphor anon, but I get you
>>155196345Nothing happened again this week
