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Peer Pressure edition

QOTT: What are your thoughts on a current fanventure you may be reading?

Previous dream bubble >>155146547
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artists. reply to this with your latest art!
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>trans sollux will have 2 pussies meaning you can put your dick in one and finger the other
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>>155164613
Started reading Hardlocked the other day, it's good so far and a lot of fun but like many interlinked adventures I'm sort of confused on if I need to read this or Starlost first.
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>>155164663
I'm interested in this.
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>>155164659
Oh fuck, she looks hot like that.
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>>155164688
or you could
>finger then both with both hands
or
>getting a friend and both fucking one of the pussies at the same time
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I REFUSE to entertain the HSBC team's retarded idea of tranny-adjacent sollux because it puts his two beautiful cocks at risk.
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>>155164663
https://files.catbox.moe/jfrvc5.jpg
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>>155164659
harump
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>>155164746
fuck catbox is down https://postimg.cc/4KKzgcrQ
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>>155164746
Won't open...
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>>155164663
OOUUUUUUUGH
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>>155164746
>>155164776
oh my fucking god im going insane over this
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>>155164613
>World Builders
It had a nice little walkaround flash page recently
Also I kinda dig the cast apparently being from different English-speaking countries
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>>155164776
actually i was wrong. they should make sollux trans my bad
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>>155164613
>QOTT
I think Oxnard is a bigger deal that he seems like and also I think Some character is going to perma die and some other character is going to kill and go insane. Maybe.
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>>155164775
Fukuoka-chan my beloved
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>>155164776
Based labia enjoyer
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>>155164776
Sollux hairy pussy and happy trail... Amazing!
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good afternoon /hsg/
no porn this time around, im a changed (wo)man.
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The STRONGEST human and the STRONGEST troll
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>>155164659
I drew a 6 picture sequence of Leah Starlost taking the horse but cant post it because catbox is down
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>>155164818
>trans sollux with adorable braces
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>>155164858
Forgor picture
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>>155164818
No one ever did Karkat braces and it fucking pisses me the fuck off.
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>>155164839
IS EVERYONE HERE A WOMAN!
IM FEELING OUTNUMBERED, I NEED MEN BY MY SIDE OR ELSE ILL GET SCARED.
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>>155164873
foid nwo
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>>155164873
women only make up a good percentage of this general.
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>>155164886
>>155164890
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>>155164858
Wait Leah? THIS Leah? BEST GIRL LEAH?
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Here's a test of willpower /hsg/.

No matter what happens, do NOT open this image. You won't like it no matter what happens, so don't let your curiosity win you over.
https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/32/6d4627fc1cd5ad1c2043a92f26b0f168f3d95d24.jpg
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>>155164908
is it meenvris?
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>>155164873
I'm a man, anon.
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>>155164908
What? That's it?
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>>155164908
we already knew this sucked ass anon, this is kinda meh
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>>155164901
The very same
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>>155164947
Is this moe?
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>>155164908
i expected worse.
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>>155164873
Idk about the rest of this thread, but I'm a an actual man(male(with a penis(a real one(not planning to cut it off(ever)))))
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>>155164947
I must witness my Queen get plapped by creatures.
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>>155164908
i dont know what i expected. i never will understand this hyper dick shit.
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honestly i will make brownies next time it is way easier.
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>>155164967
the lady doth protest too much
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>>155164923
great for you man
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>>155164908
editanons should make this be normal

50% chance it'd be hotter like that, if anything
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>>155164992
oh i love hyper dick lemme see this
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>>155165027
oh its just w goons
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>>155164908
Everything else aside, I’m not so sure if gamzee would be flaccid in such a situation.
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>>155164975
Later when catbox is up my brother
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i miss ellith i want ellith elliiiiith.
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will hsg ever have its fill of horsecock
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eridan ||holds my hands||
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man fuck eridan i hope he keeps getting cucked by an ftm lowblood while he keeps seething over seadweller racial purity
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>>155164659
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Would this have fixed Terezi?
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>>155165265
i think terezi would be able to see right through Dirk. Because Dirk basically tries to LARP the mind aspect all the time, acting all cerebral and like he has so many schemes and plans, but at the end of the day they all fall apart, and usually hinge on emotional manipulation not intellectual outplays, because dirk actually really isn't that smart.

he can't beat a mind player, much less a seer of mind, at her own game.
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>>155165048
the drugs (pie) tend to cause that anon

yk, not getting it up and the sort
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>>155165277
True, but also consider it's not Dirk we're talking about but his AI splinter that is actually good at scheming, successfully managed to manipulate others(including Dirk), and is a primary component of Doc Scratch's personality
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>>155165341
i kinda forgor this was about AR and not regular ol dirk.

Too be fair, AR is also way nicer than Dirk is desu, because AR seems to not have as many self loathing hangups. Also im pretty sure the talk between AR and Terezi would go sexual real fast. AR seems to be wayyy more sexual than dirk, for whatever reason.
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*wwalks into the thread
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>>155165359
>for whatever reason
years of roxy training
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>>155165382
hi eridan

>>155165384
kinda sad if you think about it. the splinter of dirk that is more accepting of their own sexuality is also the splinter that lacks any body at all. I wonder how good at ERP Ar is....\
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>>155165359
>>155165405
>Dirk not wanting to ERP straight sex with Roxy means he does not accept his own homosexuality
What
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>>155165502
i didnt say "homosexuality" i said "Sexuality"

As in dirk is a very sexually repressed man no matter what orientation, unlike bro, who seems almost *too* flagrant with his sexuality, to the point of harming dave.

Most of his schemes are just overcomplicated ways of expressing himself/getting what he wants.He makes AR concoct that whole beheading kiss thing just for that exact purpose. because being normal and asking the person you like to date you is too hard for him.
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>>155165513
>He makes AR concoct that whole beheading kiss thing just for that exact purpose. because being normal and asking the person you like to date you is too hard for him.
This is quite literally the opposite what happened, a decapitated head kiss was Hal's idea from the very beginning and something Dirk was not actually enthusiastic about.
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>>155165629
imma take an L and a minus -10000000 reading comprehension points for that one. My fault gang.

Though, desu, dirk seems more concerned about the plan not working and less about how batshit insane it is. which is very dirk. I also want to note that the fact AR exists at all is just another way of offloading emotional/intimacy problems to someone other than himself.
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>>155165513
the way you talk so politely and have such well thought-out responses is hot and i think we should marry
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>>155165665
>Though, desu, dirk seems more concerned about the plan not working and less about how batshit insane it is.
He quite literally called it "insane horseshit" later on
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>>155165700
well thought out and they were just completely wrong about 90% of what they said
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>>155165753
truth nuke. i get things wrong all the time, using flowery language don't change that. You gotta call me out when im wrong, mostly so next time i don't do that.

>>155165741
>>155165741
I am the most Dirk hater in existence, so even him saying this doesn't sway me. But i should clarify, dirk is my biggest blind spot in terms of characters and understanding them.

Do you agree with the general sentiment i was trying to express is my real question to you. It's ok if you don't but i have a sort of hypothesis here and im wondering if real DIRKCHADS see it having any merrit.
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>>155165775
im not the one to call people out
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mods! anon are critically misunderstanding and rewriting dirk again!
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>>155165862
well i meant HSG generally. I love homestuck but i don't know everything about it. Dirk is my biggest blind spot because understanding him is a herculean task for one such as myself.

It's more helpful when someone points out how i am wrong so i am able to continue the conversation in a more accurate and productive direction.

>>155165871
hes so red.
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>>155165871
Your Dirk's kinda swag
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>>155165753
i meant the idea was well thought
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>>155165871
how big is his clit tho
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>>155165927
Small leave him alone.
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Watch out, she's gonna fuck you with her giant tentacle cock!
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>>155165943
ill get the pump, we can salvage this
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>>155165995
got a problem with small clits anon? *cracks knuckles*
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dave with dreads is propaganda.

anyway how is everyones day.
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>>155166007
both are good but the pump comment came to me cuz id thought it'd be a funny reply
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>>155166070
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>>155165775
>Do you agree with the general sentiment i was trying to express is my real question to you.
Nope, not at all. I'm no Dirkfag, but as even going by these two screenshots it's blatant that Hal is, personality-wise, the WORSE splinter and not le wholesome chungus. As we've established above, the volcano suicide is 100% his idea, which means Dirk's absolutely needless death is also wholly on him(ergo Hal has blood on his hands) and as we see above, he does not show remorse in the slightest("Where would you be without me there?"). Whatever flaws can one can attribute to him(especially the manipulativeness) are more pronounced in case of AI Dirk who quite literally described himself as "moderately sociopathic".
You're free to shit on Dirk all you want, but Hal is Dirk without Heart and to be an anti-Dirkfag while trying to imply regular Dirk with some brakes is worse than the one without them(pic related, look at his shameless lying) is just fucking insane to me. For the love of god, you cannot forget that Hal is THE splinter that ended up being LE's component and more specifically, the part that predominated during the Doc Scratch's phase. When you look at what Hal says you should be easily able to spot the cueball, certainly more easily and often than in case of the neurotic mess who despite everything loves his friends.

>I am the most Dirk hater in existence, so even him saying this doesn't sway me.
And yet you got manipulated by Dirk again, and not even just regular Dirk who kinda sucks ass at it because he keeps gimping himself but the "moderately sociopathic" AI glasses that actually are good at manipulation kek
t. anon who posted these two screenshots
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>>155166107
hmm hmmm.


well i dont have too much to say about all this other than the fact that you clearly got all ya facts straight so you have done a good job in destroying my argument. i shall keep this in mind moving forward. good work anon.
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>>155166107
fuck me
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>>155166036
Dave would fuck ALL the bitches at high school. He's so strong and powerful and cool.
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>>155166230
prime rapemeat, get him
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>>155166292
dave would solo them
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>>155166332
exactly
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>>155166292
He’s an awesome character as chads like Caliborn agree
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>>155166364
There's no way Jade wasn't slapping those buns
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>>155166417
i will not let jade ruin dersecest NEVERRRRRR

thats what she has john for :3
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>>155166162
Thanks anon, as a closing remark I'd just like to add that quite a few people think Hal might be the "hidden" Mind character which I'm inclined to agree with. If you assume that to be the case then you could analyze Dirk and Hal through the lens of Heart and Mind aspects which can shed some interesting on these two's attitudes and behavior.
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>>155166425
Davesprite used to smooch Rose and Alt Dave and Rose were probably fucking their brains out every day for years until HIC killed them. We've had enough Dersecest.
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me
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>>155166469
This kind gets into the debate of how much of his own person Hal is. Can a splinter have their own seperate classpect? But yeah its an interesting lense to look things under.

Because in a way, Hal is who Dirk wants/desires to be (at first), whether for good or for ill. And in spite of all the troublesome meddling Hal does, I don't think he has a significant degree of power over anyone, hes just smart and is trying to get what he wants, which is probobly what Dirk would do if he was that smart.
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>>155166331
i keep wondering if there are multiple people in this general who want to rape the clown or if its literally just you
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>>155165741
my god dirk on act 6 is so much of a better person and characte than the evil villan that he became on the epilogues. god i love him so much. i need to pacify his neurotic needy ass with love. uuugh.
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>>155166523
>which is probably what Dirk would do if he was that smart.
i don't really think dirk *wants* to meddle and control his friends, he's overbearing and is pretty cognizant of it
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>>155166666
HOLY DEVIL QUINTS. lucky mf
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>>155166666
Holy shit its english. He's here.
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ok just because I got some suspicious numbers on my post doesn't negate all of the nice things I was saying about dirk..
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>>155166730
sorry i got distracted.

dirk aint all bad. i mean even in the context of the comic, the ending leaves him in a decent place. he gets over himself ever so slightly and is slightly more equipped to lead a life that isn't being so simultaneously closed off and overbearing.
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any requests for jkat guy.
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>>155166730
Fuck outta here Satan, this is a christian general
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>>155166081
this anime is so fucking good
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>>155166758
jkat?
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>>155166011
Nepeta is like the little sister of the friend group who they kind of just tolerate and she views the really cool girl who's nice to her (out of obligation) as an older sister, unaware that her crush is getting fucked by the cool girl.
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ellith's biceps....
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>>155166523
>Can a splinter have their own seperate classpect?
Normally I'd say no, but I think Hal's a bit special case on account of being AI. I can't find the exact quotes right now because fuck act 6 but iirc he remarked that a) he's much smarter b) he can't truly love. Lots of Mind, lost the Heart. Meanwhile Davesprite didn't seem to shed anything which fundamentally made him human.

>This kind gets into the debate of how much of his own person Hal is.
Ironically weak sense self is also a very Mindy thing, recall Terezi pushing her feelings aside to kill Vriska.

>hes just smart and is trying to get what he wants
That and operating a little metalic rabbit(yes, Seb is operated by Hal) is enough when dealing with a bunch of retards

>which is probobly what Dirk would do if he was that smart.
I see why would someone think so but I think that's an overstatement. It's not necessarily about Dirk's intelligence, but also his nature as Heart-bound. His idea of "manipulating" Jane involved him telling her that in her face
>TT: And statements like that are also why you're our leader.
>TT: But only in name and in spirit. Less so, functionally.
>TT: If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.
>GG: Oh yes?
(...)
>GG: Still fixing to pull the strings for us, per your extensive puppet metaphor?
>TT: Pulling them as we speak. [proceeds to explain what he's doing step-by-step]

Also we know what Dirk's actual plan to winning Jake was really simple
>TT: For some reason, I think he's latched on to this notion that functioning as the client for a player is customarily a one way pass to makeout city with that player.
Very straightforward and uncomplicated compared to the volcano bullshittery.
The truth is Dirk isn't actually putting in any effort when it comes to manipulation. Is he overbearing and painfully aware of it? Yes. But the Heart aspect is imo what stops him from using proper mind trickery.
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>>155166758
John kanchou-ing Karkat
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>>155166929
what a silly silly boy. Its almost cute how smart he wants to be. hes just trying his best, and yet it makes everything worse. Hal also ruins everything but its dirks fault he cant wrangle his own splinters hahaha.

Your dedication to having good citation is very good, this is quality posting i strive for.
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test
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjCRVjGQ1xc
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>>155167117
hope your not banned anon :)

>>155166999
hahaha check it out, you got the triple 9 and i got the triple 6 >>155166699
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>>155167127
Not here, just /vg/ for now for something unrelated
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>>155167117
>>155167134
FYI you can always check your status at 4chan.org/banned
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>>155166999
nta
you know what is funny? both are my fetish. sadistic john and enema stuff.
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>>155167149
I know, the reason I didn't know it was banned because it was for an already deleted post I got a 7 minute warning on and hadn't posted again after meaning I had no real reason to check at the current time
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I got momentarily possessed by the spirit of Andrew Hussie and came up with an evil plot development that would make tons of people anally devastated. How do I contact the HSBC writing team to make it happen?
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>>155167203
https://www.tumblr.com/furthestringstudios
https://www.instagram.com/furthestringstudios/
https://x.com/furthest0studio
knock yourself out buddy. show em!
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>>155167203
don't hold out on us we want to hear it too
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>>155167268
>comic starts teasing the idea about Dirk ultimately having to face the Hero of Breath
>Rose starts mentioning some prophecy bullshit about it
>Dirk agrees this is bound to happen
>gradually the two talk ramp up the discussions about Dirk and that guy being cosmically predestined for each other, wink wink
>everything that has ever happened was meant to led to these two men meeting at their full potentials
>countless pages later, we're slowly approaching the endgame
>time for the final resolution as teased so many times before
>ENTER: GCATAVROS, THE PAGE OF BREATH WHO'S NOW ALIVE AGAIN dunno why maybe hell-tier ascension bullshit. Optionally also John is June now so it's not like he's been eligible to be the guy they talked about ever since he became a she.
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All this DIrk talk going on in this thread and I'm just patiently waiting for the day Dave slices him in two anime style
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>>155164613
>QOTT
NOCTURNAL.exe. Just started recently and is very short, but it has a cute mc and I'm really loving the more rough line art.
https://mspfa.com/?s=72047&p=1
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>>155167416
>GCATavros
We're all in full agreement that the fusions should have been Nepeta/GCAT and Tavros/Davesprite and not the other way around, correct?
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>>155167422
slices dirk in two with his huge and unyielding cock you mean
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>>155167452
That's impressive, you somehow came up with an even more miserable ending for Davesprite than cohabiting body with the catgirl Dave actually had some kind of chemistry with
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>>155167416
kino. give this anon full control of beyond canon direction.
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>>155164659
>can barely draw award
>gives up all the time award
>procrastinated again award
>planning on redoing it all despite barely even being complete for the millionth time award
>went to jerk off instead again award
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>>155167500
If it gets the job done then sure
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>>155167561
i believe in you anon.
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>>155167561
anon im going to have to teach you a lesson.


Everybody approaches art (and I mean it in a broad way, like art as in the general thing of art like music and sculpting etc) in one way
Drawing = this process
Music = done in this process
Stop viewing things in a “process” to begin with
And genuinely and ACTUALLY just do what YOU want for YOU
That FEELS good and makes you happy with the result
sounds like a waterfall of corn but people will just scoff at this and never try
My entire life I’ve never ever let myself be restricted by “I can’t do this, I’ve tried”
Even if it’s true
Even if it’s true that “I can’t do this” and “I’ve tried”
Because then you start making excuses
And then you immediately fall into the problem
Just tell yourself u can do it
Tell yourself defeat is a possibility and you’ve already lost
And don’t worry about all the parts that make you feel bad or demotivated because you’re a winner for making things in a world that only knows to take
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>>155167422
>DIRK: How do you like my Deltritus, Da—
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>>155167668
Gay Dave's just gonna start crying. Only DaveBot is doing this
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>>155167739
davebots gonna explode
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how much nostalgia does homestuck give you?
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>>155167771
enough that i feel my heart warming when i listen to the musics.
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>>155167561
Honestly that's a mood. Cute Hester and Dani though. Keep drawing, it's ok to go at your own pace.
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>>155167763
Dave's the strongest though
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>>155167921
yeah thats why davebot's exploding and dave isnt

ezpz
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>men are out because lolgay
>Rose dyked out
>Roxy apparently wouldn't pan out
>incest endgame with Jade or Jane is haram
>Aradia is already with Sollux
>Nepeta would rather yiff Karkat, Jade and probably even Dave
>Kanaya doesn't like dick
>Terezi is only for hatesex
>Vriska didn't pan out
Is fucking his alien princess step-aunt the only option left for John?
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>>155167936
DaveBot = Dave Strider. Gay Dave =/= Dave Strider.
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Gay Dave lost to THIS?
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>>155167969
amazing brain gymnastics anon
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>>155167975
Gay Dave can't even hold down fucking Karkat. He's so pathetic and weak and gay. Dave Strider is above him.
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gay dave isn't real he can't hurt you
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>>155167958
>incest endgame with Jade or Jane is haram

We must surpass the limits.
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...but dave isnt gay dave because dave beats gay dave and he isnt davebot so he isnt dave either but they are both dave but gay dave....
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whatever happened to the male homestuck cast? (besides john, i dont want to knowledge whats going on with dirk) why did hussie make them all gay and weak to appease the tumblrites?
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>>155168016
Dave is so cool
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>>155168038
all of the cast who isnt dirk or vriska got shafted. so im not sure its specifically a gender thing. Jade gets shafted. Rose becomes a useless drunk. Terezi becomes a girl hung up on a situationship, aradia is written out. ECT ECT ECT.
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>>155168038
>besides john
you're unaware of whats to come
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>>155168090
if this is about june, yes im aware
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>>155167975
this stil the funniest shit to ever happened and i dont know what do do but nervously laugh.
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>>155167958
Grandma & manna belong to the dog
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>>155168097
you wouldnt wanna know.... ohhh the horror...
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>>155167958
>Is fucking his alien princess step-aunt the only option left for John?
Unironically yes. He must serve as a symbol for the troll-human union, and whos better to seal the deal than the heiress to the throne.
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>>155168060
dirk did get shafted because now he's HSBC's personal play toy to do whatever the fuck they want with at his expense
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>>155167958
>why isnt john fucking more bitches??? i want john to fuck all the bitches!!!
Enough.
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>>155168159
well thats HSBC not regular ol homestuck. which i would argue dirk got out relatively unscathed.
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>>155168038
I think its ironic the only thing that gets celebrated in these spaces is feminity and queerness. I dont think I ever saw a male character whos proud of who he is that wasnt a joke. Theres no man of steel in the homestuck space, even in fanadventures.
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i need to get molested by gamzee it is the only thing it will fix me.
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>>155168174
i blame hussie for the entirety of HSBC and no one else
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>>155168177
enter
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>>155168177
Bro, your Luke Hearst?
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>>155168194
>>155168204
>Luke Hearst
>Not a joke
>Man of steel
Come on breh
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>>155168194
hick shota.......

>>155168185
sure but they are still separate products. you cant Diss terminator 2 because terminator 3 is bad. stuff like that.
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>>155168177
anon. congratulations. you finally understood one of the themes of homestuck. toxic masculinity
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>>155168144
>lifebound heiress to the troll throne hooks up with the human Heir
>her stepsister, a lifebound heiress to the massive human corporation, hooks up with the troll Heir
Would be a kino shipping endgame to be honest
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>>155168216
if he can survive dozens of infections and didnt died of rabies yet then yes i think he is pretty tuff.
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>>155168227
I get that both Caliborn and Dirk are supposed to represent toxic masculinity, but thats the only aspect that gets explored. Characters like Vriska and Calliope are equally retarded and get celebrated endlessly. Im talking about how anything masculine is only used to portray someone whos wrong.
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>>155168276
>Im talking about how anything masculine is only used to portray someone whos wrong.
I wonder why is that
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>>155168297
Im not trying to say that they want everyone to think being a man is le evil and wrong, im just pointing out what I think is a one-dimensional way of thinking that ultimately doesnt achieve anything
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>>155168177
Closest we got is DaveBot, who's also literally a man of steel, but to be fair we haven't really seen much of him anyways but we do know he's probably the most proud to be who he is in a non-joke manner besides maybe reformed Vriska?
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>>155168276
>>155168315
this is because homestucks writing fails to deliver on the set up it promises. Because at the end of the day what wins the day is not unity, love, creativity, or anything like that. Things characters like Calliope, Jade, Nepeta, creative girls, who oppose rigid systems of oppression like caliborn endorse. Those characters get shafted and forgotten.

Vriska, the very manifestation of right makes right, that power is all that matters, *she* is who wins the day for the heroes, because, ironically, she played to the caliborn playbook most closely. She just felt slightly bad about it.
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>>155168194
correction needed 0u0
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>>155168297
sometimes i forget he is actually a giga masochist exibicionist. wich like explains a lot. also dont forget that the main reason hs god to end bad was that hussie didn't enjoyed it anymore, for a variety of reasons, but it was his easy cashgrab so he had to milk it. its why it stretched so much as it did.
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>>155168270
>>155168317
Okay listen by man of steel I mean the superman archetype stop misinterpreting my posts >:(
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>>155168179
in which way?
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>>155168177
Isn't Commander Karkat railing the fuck out of Meenah?
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>>155168359
Yeah I'm saying Davebot fits your description and that he's just coincidentally a literal man of steel too.
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>>155168359
oh. ok then. Dad Egbert then. Gigachad in every way til the end.
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>a self hating man writes a story where men generally suck and the hot girls he wants to fuck win
a mind boggling revelation, thank you hsg
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>>155168362
wet, sloppy and eager way.
and i hope that the basterd clown isn't too high to miss the funny spots.
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>>155168390
you want him to penetrate you..
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>>155168389
ignoring all the female characters that are obviously portrayed as terrible people, then yeah
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>>155164975
Here you go m8
https://files.catbox.moe/ik96vh.png
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>>155168445
i didn't say anything about the girls being good people
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>>155168459
thats amazing
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>>155168414
._________. no anon i want him to stare at me so hard that his gaze penetrates me tru the air molecules.
yes anon i want PiV. Plug and Play. Key and Locker. Put the pencil in the sharpener and spin the darn thing until there's no more wood left to sharpen!!!
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>>155168495
rough and mean or soft and nice.
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>>155168476
but what you said implies that the men dont win. which is just bullshit
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>>155168459
i fuckin kneel. looks pretty cool.
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>>155168510
eeeeh to much information at this point i dont feel like sharing atp.
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>>155168544
i prefer soft and to have control.
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>>155168544
no problem. at least you have enough dignity to refuse to elaborate. i think i would spill an entire paragraph if someone asked what i wanted with john.
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>>155168495
key and locker? like a cock cage?
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Was in this gc and was talking to a bunch of HS fans age came up and everyone said they were minors and I got so scared I left thinking this was a honeypot for some reason.
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>>155168561
what do you want to do with john?!
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>>155168495
ohh, youre a femanon. you do you then.
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>>155168590
suck on his tongue while i lap against his buck teeth and feel him shiver. pinch his tummy and see if that gets a reaction. let him top until he gets tired and take it from there, watching his head go foggy from exhaustion and pleasure.
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>>155168579
COME IN ARADIA PLEASE COME IN PLEAAAAAASE
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>>155168570
what does a key do? it penetrates the locker.
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>>155168618
i want the only words he can string together be my name. had to add that part.
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>>155168597
damn. i could swear i would score with such a hunk like you anon....
*cries and sobs a little bit*
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>>155168644
its small.
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Women aren't real, just myths and legends of old.
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ever since i was made aware of sensitivity after orgasm for men i had evil ideas of overstimulating john and watching him squirm.

ok thats enough john horny posting, but someone asked for it.
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>>155168662
ok then. you are my type. i think i would give you a chance but since im a "foid with cooties" and you dont like that we could only be friends then. theoretically.
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>>155168677
There's genuinely no such thing as overstimulating a man. I can assure you you are doing exactly what John would want you to do
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>>155168720
men ruining my life AGAIN.

2d boys can never let me down....
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>>155168677
how did you think it worked before? the dick just keeps cumming with no aftergasm? evil. youre evil.
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>>155168516
boy they weren't kidding about that literacy crisis huh
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>>155168677
Theres no overstimulation, it just hurts.
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>>155168790
damn it. my dreams are dashed again.
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>>155168714
its not that, im just gay lmao.
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>>155168805
Keep sucking his lil john after his aftercum dopamine wears off and you would literally be torturing him until he inevitably goes soft
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>>155168732
what that anon is saying is only half true. if someone hasnt cum in a while, it does feel insanely better. and if were talking about shota john then its ggs because orgasms when youre young are crazy because you never experienced something like this before. so yeah it depends
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>>155168827
>>155168823
:D yaaaaayyyy
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you could tell the femanons ITT just about anything and theyd believe you
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>>155168821
that figures
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for ME i could jerk off back to back, get hard without it hurting. so as i said i depends on the male
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>>155168827
Orgasming as a 13 yr old boy is actually very chill, it's not at all euphoric as you think it is. Orgasms start feeling like actual orgasms once you hit 16 or something.
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>>155168844
if you find out what is the male g-spot is actually over for john. not even kidding
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gamzee sexo
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>>155168857
its okay, we can still be friends as youve said earlier.
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cute aradia to save this retarded thread
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>>155168873
how to turn a stupid boy into a stupid girl with one simple trick!

i am placing entirely too much faith into anons, but i need my john fantasies
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>>155168884
sorry we are retarded anon. what non retarded things would you like to discuss.

Perhaps how sad it is how much the megidos get shafted, even tho its kind of the entire point of their existence.
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>>155168882
anon this is all hypothetics. we are just having fun. also i think you are better off not being friends with me. i ruin people i think. idk why. be happy i'm just a anon on img board.
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>>155168885
but im not lying, people have cum just by having their prostates pressed. and there are toys specificaly for that. that should tell you something
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To all the femanons, how about you stop worrying about how smelly/tasty your fav character's cock is and instead wash that fish market pussy you got going on there, it's still summer so I know it is fucking death.
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humans exist to have gaysex with trolls
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>>155168919
lets all shave our pubic hair.
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>>155168919
you underestimate gay anons love for cock
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>>155168940
Gays /here/ are fake demons, oh yeah you CLAIM to be a cockslut but when one irl shows up inches against you face you fold like a fat black bitch with a credit score of 160 trying to pay with her card at a dollar tree.
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ellith helping me do push ups and adjusting my standing position as i lift weight...
she would be a nice gym partner.
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>>155168459
It's fantastic....
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>>155168981
Speak for yourself you stupid faggot I'd suck any cock 5 inches and up.
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>>155168981
real life men aren't grey
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ill never understand people who desire to be penetrated, whenever i do it to myself. it feels good, yeah. but then i feel really awful afterwards, its not even full post nut (squirt?) clarity but something else entirely. maybe im a pooner and havent figured it out yet, idk.
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>>155169097
Your personal experiences are not universal.
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>>155169097
this is a really good image
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>>155168488
>>155168524
>>155168996
Thanks Anons, I strive to make every character taste the might of the horse
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>>155169097
Its funny because im am the opposite. Isn't it funny how that works. theres loads of people out there who all experience life a lil different :0
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>>155169097
uhhhhhhh, you feel bad maybe because you're supposed to have a cock instead of a puss to jerk?
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>>155169164
have you seen my drawing of lily with a horse :) maybe you would like it.
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im still a virgin and never did piv. but i want to at least try and see how it is. also i like the idea of feeling another person being inside me and vice versa.
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>>155169133
this post is so ambiguous because the candy roxy can mean a lot in this context
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>>155169187
we will all make it anons. we will all make it. who knows maybe you will like it. *shrug*

unfortunately i am addicted.
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shit. i was making fun of femaleanons for not understanding the male body but now i dont understand the trans body
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hsg is funny when we don't talk about hs but talk about our life's story and shit, just like that whole groomed and abused shit from months ago, thank you hsg, very cool
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>>155169205
?? you are like a junkie?
what are you addicted to?
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>>155169164
But why a horse???? One of these days an idiot from here is gonna mr hands themselves
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>>155169216
i think skye should fuck her big brother.
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for the hand fetishits
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>>155169216
that was WAY more than a month ago
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>>155169224
Idk lol, it kinda memed itself into my skill set. Also drawing horsecock is really easy and repetitive, basically a cylinder with a flared tip. I insist on it a lot but so far Ive only done Skye and Leah.
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>>155169230
that is me. but honestly i should make a oxnard/frankie collage.
swiss hand and body are cute but he isn't my s/o.
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>>155169219
i think anon means that he’s addicted to cock
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>>155169226
her big brother is scary and hot
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>>155169226
yeah..
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pb give me extra fetishes on top of hs giving me way more too. idk how to feel about it. i feel kinda powerful but all this new load of info will wear out with time. rn it feels like a lot.
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>>155169267
Yeah.

I like to imagine breath players have enhanced endurance/or generally are better at fuckin.

But maybe the sex talk has run it's course there are other things to discuss. >>155169216
It was vaugly related to Homestuck at the start hahaha.
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>>155169187
>the idea of feeling another person being inside me and vice versa
that sounds disgusting. why do humans do this ew. why have humans evolved in this way
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>>155169258
you need to expand your dong skills do more cock reps
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>>155169269
he makes me feel
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>>155169282
what fetishes could you possibly have gained
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>>155169300
I need to expand my skill set in a lot of ways, but I havent found the time to make proper studies lately. Rest assured Ill do 30 cock reps just for you anon. In fact, Ill draw whoever you want taking a REGULAR human cock.
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>>155169294
this implies tavros is good at sex and like
?????????
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>>155169230
Who the hell has a hand fetish?
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>>155169295
this is funny. im ace and i shouls be feeling aversion to the idea of penetration. and for a while i did. but nowadays. idk i got emotionally mature enough to yearn it. also it is not only it. i wish to be inside someone ribcage, i want someone to feel my heart from inside and such. sounds crazy but this is the type of proximation i dream.
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>>155169333
I mean pages are pages. They never live up to what the aspect is supposed to be. Unless they "unlocked full potential."

Tavros is probobly a 2 pump chump. But Rufioh? Well obviously he must be good, everyone wants to fuck him. And I have already expounded upon John and how much I want him
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>>155169326
I meant like being able to draw like different types from squid to eagle to bacteria to any and all xenos and beyond be the cockmaster

But if you wanna draw something I dunno Jade I guess
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guess correctly and earn a prize!

Terezi Pyrope doesnt actually use her ___ despite being ____
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>>155169320
well for once i got into gore (again) and like. . . honestly i wont say anything more. yeah gore. i think i talked too much im getting worked up.
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*draws your favorite character with an eagle dick*
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>>155169370
"cane" "blind"
what do i gain?
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>>155169373
>hsg getting you horny
please dont jerk off to me
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>>155169396
hsg is not making me horny i literally woke up today like this and the memories are all comming back like a ocean wave.
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You can jerk off to me tho don't worry anon. I'm just here to help
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>>155169379
erm, waterfowl like ducks/geese/swans and large primitive birds like ostiches, and emus are the ony birds have dicks
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>>155169415
that feels gross anon. im not doing that.
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>>155169392
you have to say "i would like to solve the puzzle" before responding.

you get a apple
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>>155169473
i love apples!! thank you anon!
also i didnt knew about that... i wanted to answer first than anyone else :p
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>>155169355
so would a prince of breath have an adorable small dick and be bad at thrusts
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>>155169485
me on behind i'm the cushion.
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>>155169493
that was definitely the wrong post. this is the one i meant to reply>>155169354
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i mightve lied about having changed, the smut posting shall continue.
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>>155169511
im sorry but i did what had to be done. bye anon
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>>155169485
ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE!
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>>155169420
what the fuck????? what do the other ones do?????
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What's the Homestuck incest relationship tier list look like.
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*sigh
bc update tomorrow..
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ngl idc much for roxyrose. i like roxy with dave or jane.
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alright /hsg/...

put on *the* skirt
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>>155169626
Roxydave is pretty sweet.

I don't see much to say about Davejane other than "Egbert hot mom"
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>>155169626
Roxy is too good a person to suffer Dave or Jane
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>>155169643
Roxy and Jane are good friends in many terms. They would absolutelly be crazy in love for one another.
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>>155169686
Too bad Jane could never eat pussy
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>>155169799
nice wordplay
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gn hsg
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>>155169642
wtf this goes hard I'd wear it
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oh nah dirk not like this
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/42357906
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>>155170112
ya anons really like dick cages and horses huh.
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Basking in notions of horsecock before creating another nepeta scenario where she claws a waiter for not letting her kill the source of the meat
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>Born during a Year of the Horse
I always win.
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>>155169912
She NEEDS to lick my tip like that…
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did you complete your daily Jade worship today?
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>>155170943
no and dont want to
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>>155171071
That’s ok, Jade forgives you and hopes you’ll feel up to it the next day
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john egbert died a virgin
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Gem
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Nepeta. Tries to form a Nepeta thought

>>155171349
Holy Nepeta
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so what is there to look forward to
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>>155171945
Beyond Canon, the show, fanventures. There's a lot if you aren't a doomer cock milker.
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maybe even just some fan art :) any artists you like anon :) who is your favorite?
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>>155171945
Jade
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>>155172027
Nepeta’s imaginary tapestrys of beast slayings, Karkat romance, elaborately crazy relationships and cat pictures
Or several HSG anons from 2015
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>>155172005
>doomer cock milker
i milk my cock to a lot of fan adventure porn
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>>155171945
The Kid from Texas
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>>155172366
Alternia, Texas
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>>155172027
I like Crowpiss and Tridesert a lot whenever they come into the threads.
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>>155172450
I love Crowpiss and Tri.

Though my favorite artist is the guy or girl who draws the dirk drawings with lineart so good they make me wanna rip off my skin. Absolutely favorite guy. I wanna talk toi them outside of threads one day.

I also love that one guy who drew this jade.
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>>155172465
I like that guy a lot too but I don't have anything to call him so I didn't mention him. Maybe Striderfag since he draws Striders so much?

Anyway he should draw more Swiss being a silly homosexual methinks.
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>>155172517
StriderFag counts as 2 artists. This guy, and the other guy (girl?) who is drawing the stridercest comic.

I am lucky to be totally unique and cool in my taste so no one else can be me. hahahahaha (im being facetious.)
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>>155172553
It's actually impossible to be totally unique, there's so many people alive that at some point in time someone, somewhere, has had your exact tastes even if only for a moment.
You can argue against that (pointlessly) or accept that we really aren't unique at all unless you can understand it all then you're somewhat above others.
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>>155172616
welp its time to kill myself because someone has liked prospitcest before, meaning that i am basically worthless. In all seriousness tho. I kinda used to resent the name, but i think its funny now. I mean thats just a testement to my passion/autism right?

im just glad we have so many artists and guys who are distinctive, makes it feel like a nice lil community. avoiding all of the trouble namefagging lots gets you. It was fun that one april fools thread where we all did that.
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Zendaya as Roxy
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whats the deal with that karkat gooner retard that claims that every woman belongs to him or whatever. every time i think of porn addiction, i think about him and now i got the urge to shower. jesus, this is fucking giggly goonclown tier of porn addiction.
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>>155172810
filename suggests you drew this, in which case i must give you my compliments, amazing work man.
>>155172804
i wish a 4chan hs boy would fall in love with me v-v
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>>155172841
I did in fact draw this, thank you anon
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>>155172869
:D yayyy, i hope to see more of your art :)
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>>155172027
I appreciate the drawfags in this gen who have taken requests from others. not only does it make that anon particular happy but it also brings content to the gen and makes everyone happy
also art is always nice to see
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>>155172976
i agree! it is a sense of community thats great, it even inspires other people to draw! Like it did for me, i only did drawfags once, and they were pretty shitposty meme doodles, but after seeing so many people make requests for others, (and more importantly after getting so many of my own requests fufilled) it was time to give back to the community.

I hope to take more requests in the future, once i stop being a lazy bumfuck.
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>>155172810
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good night /hsg/

Kisha looks to the sky in hopes of an even better tommorow :)
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>>155173195
Cute and funny :)
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>>155173195
Good night to you and Kisha as well!
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>>155169333
That's true btw, that bronze slut drives people so crazy they all do the job of fucking for him while he just lies there saying uHHH and uMMMMM
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>>155169597
Depends what are rating.
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>>155172804
Only in the pitched quadrant
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>>155173108
Is this the most powerful selfcest pairing?
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>>155173559
dave with dave.
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>>155173559
rivaled only by
dirk with bro
nepata <3< meulin from that one comic
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*wwalks in the thread
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good morning hsg!
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>>155174003
>not posting the pic along with it
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>>155174003
>forgetting the other star
Do not come back until you read all 2000 posts and master the ancient arts of eri shitposting
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%22wwalks%20into%20thread%22/
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*wwalks into thread*
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>>155174058
now you're getting it!
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ah
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>>155169342
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xamag used to post here... sooo coool....also i feel way more humanized neither them could be able to move on quickly after the a
shitty homosuck ending ToT
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/83475092/#q83484936
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>>155174113
4chin was being gay and didnt let me post with img
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>>155164613
Consider Robin

https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
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>>155172841
Keep dreaming anon, My heart is reserved for Vriska cosplayers only.
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>>155174179
i consider her a girl of refined taste.
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>>155174113
>xamag used to post here
wtf?!?
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>>155174179
>an adventure with an actually branches that last more than 1 page
Holy shit now that's rare
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it is actually nice to read people insights in working on homestuck. like. from their own perspective for once.
>>
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>>155174688
thank god the blessed version
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everytime i remember of colsla he seems like a cute cartoony domestic roach with a pink bow in the antenna.
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>>155174244
As you should.
>>155174612
Thank you. It won’t last for much longer. :(
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>>155174003
KICK THIS LOWBLOOD OUT!!
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>>155174829
>It won’t last for much longer
why not
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>>155174688
>dubs
>88 dubs at that
Checked
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>>155174113
She enlivened the place
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>>155174913
When the next update drops… you’ll understand.
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god it is hot today
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Good morning hsg
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good morning hester nation!!!
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>>155175767
goo mornin anoon
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Hussie did nothing wrong
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>>155175767
mornin'
I quite like the idea of jade's dog half making her forget human etiquette at times so she ends up licking loved one's faces in excitement
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G'morin hsg
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>>155176560
morning, anon!
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>>155176560
>>155176157
>>155175987
>>155175767
is this the wakeup general or something
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>>155176991
>wakeup general
is anon restarted?
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>>155176991
The USanons are waking up I think
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>>155176157
Jade's dog genes make her have separation issues. And so when she tries to push John away because of her reservations over their growing relationship it only makes her feel really really lonely. Which ends up sling shitting her right back into John.
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>>155176991
good morning sunshine we missed you how did you sleep
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What draw
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>>155177171
rose draw
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>>155176991
hello yes this is your daily wakeup post. thank you for subscribing to the wakeup crew
for information about our goodnight crew subscription, see us in the evening
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>>155177171
femdirk draw
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>>155177196
>goodnight crew
say that again..
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>>155177171
combine these posts >>155177188
>>155177201
and make a femdirk uncomfortable that rose is in her lap trying to rile her up
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>>155177218
oh FUCK
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>>155177201
seconding this
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>>155177171
terezi in a outfit of your choice
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>discord poll to force Hussie to draw one prompt each for four categories (Homestuck, general MSPA, Hiveswap and Beyond Canon)
>Homestuck category had a lot of actually interesting prompts like Calliope if she was Lord English, younger teen ancestors, a comic of The Sufferer's final moments, beta kids hanging out, etc
>final vote was a tie between Lord English Calliope and ...Davepeta hanging out with new york mayor Zohran Mamdani
>mods tiebreak the vote
>Davepeta hanging out with Zohran Mamdani won
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>>155177302
>Lord English Calliope
god that would've went so hard. the discord has such shit taste. they voted for stupid shit in the last poll I saw too
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>>155177302
i never imagined irony poisoning could reach levels so unfunny
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>>155177302
blame the mfs who tied it in the first place
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>>155177302
>a comic of The Sufferer's final moments
WTF I HATE NEW GEN FAGS SO MUCH, I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WE COULD'VE HAD PEAK
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>>155177302
what won for BC
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Yeah, I have seen people losing their minds over the Homestuck polls. Imagine getting something actually cool :0

Too bad! Haha funny Nepeta post.

Same shit happened with Hussie drawing BroPa instead of giving us dancester lore.
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>>155177348
hussnasty sketch for lylac and swiss iirc
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>>155177302
At least we got the Beforus Ancestors from one of these.
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>>155177043
Gonna ramble at this pic and say Heir of Breath should've been a lot cooler instead of being some wind bending bullshit, and what's sad is that it's still visually the best God Tier depicted by a fucking mile. I remember Hussie talking about how important it was to him to make Sburb and its visuals look ethereal in some way, and although you can definitely see him try with at the start of John's God Tier, he kinda just stops putting in the effort after him.

One day I hope there'll be an official illustration of the Lord English fight and we get to see God Tier John in all of his rightful beautiful glory, bathing the entire dream bubble of sand they're in in a fucking vibrant blue windy glow of a god.
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>>155177357
lol ok funny but still kind of lame in retrospect. at least it's not june or something
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>>155177357
I'd like to see it
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>>155177376
the hiveswap people had an interesting choice but i guess not
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>>155177389
ngl if we had any amount of power, we could've gotten a whole book about Alternia from hussie. This is kinda sad to see
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>>155177404
god i wish anon
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>>155177302
>no mspfa or even fraf category
wasnt like the whole point of him coming back to "give back to the community"
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>>155177362
The aspect power system is an amazing writing tool. but the problem is all of the aspects are informal, conceptual, and abstract. All of them except space and time are highly removed from any physical or tangible abilities. Of COURSE john is an airbender, his whole title is a pun. What *else* would breath do on a substantive level. As cool as it is for homestuck not to have a concrete classical elements, it also means that it basically has no way to depict the powers.
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>>155177302
remember when yurifags began accusing solluxfags of being “misogynistic” for wanting hussie to draw his godtier over rosemary utena swordpull when in reality most of the people who voted for that prompt werent there for sollux but because they were curious about what the mage pajamas actually looked like which weve never seen in canon (unless you count ministrife)
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homestuck fans will have the biggest opportunity in their lifes and squander it on bullshit they couldve asked any tumblr tard to draw. if i wanted to see davepeta rapping with some overrated guy i couldve just asked a tumblr artist.
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>>155177389
>stale classpectslop the fandom has been discussing since 2011 picked over genuinely new and interesting lore
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>>155177344
I THINK THAT ONE WON ACTUALLY
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>>155177435
i'll be honest i care more about sburb and god tiers than i do about alternia, because alternia was never that interesting. thats why i think most troll only fanventures suck, because none of them make alternia an inherently interesting setting
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like it feels like people only give a shit about their meaningless "queer" labels that 5 people on tumblr at most have heard. and it feels like most of those idiots aren't even like actual fags or trannies, they just call themselves fags and trannies but would also never date a gay person or take hormones or anything. its not even queers, its queer larpers.
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i came back only to get disappointed again. grim
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>>155177376
>the coolest thing ever
>kind of lame
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I don't care about classpect analysis from Hussie.
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>>155177362
>One day I hope there'll be an official illustration of the Lord English fight
So why exactly is the most important battle in the franchise just a single page in the Epilogues and that's it? No art no flash no nothing? If Hussie wants to be a troll like that then that's cool, but what about the BC team? They do monthly illustrations of random shit no? Feels like a no brainer move to draw someday, or maybe I'm retarded and they've done so already.
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>>155177455
Troll fanventures suck because everyone wants to do Hivebent again, does 12 or more characters and fails, not because there is something wrong with Alternia as a setting.
Classpects are also possibly the least interesting thing about sburb, at least as they exist in the collective fandom conscious atm. Theyre just personality quizzes with superpowers.
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>>155177483
I don't care about classpect analysis. FTFY
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>>155177477
have some standards
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this poll thing is the exact thing as the minecraft mob votes
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I'm from the future and here's the next poll, guess which one won.....
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>>155177499
so you dont want no hussnasty. you dont want to get down all nasty.
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>>155177505
this doesnt make sense because there already is a black dave by hussie drawing
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>>155177530
They always ask for more anon.
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>>155177473
sorry anon
>>155177485
i dont think there is inherently anything wrong with the setting. But I don't really understand people who want more alternia lore. Cause its probobly either gonna be memey bullshit, or standard imperialistic alien stuff.

>>155177498
As for classpects. Classpects as they exist within the fandom are kinda lame. They are more than just the titles and the powers. But the problem is that people fail to realize is the whole point of a classpect is to be a narrative device. Classpects only matter in context to the character they are attached too. Not just by themselves.

2 characters can share the same classpect and be entirely different people.
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>>155177532
not really. there polls arent even that woke to begin with
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>>155177188
>>155177201
>>155177226
>>155177271
Okay
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>>155177569
Also yes the eye that usually hides under his hair is completely functional, he's just emo
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>>155177498
No, classpect analysis is interesting, but I don't care about what Hussie has to say about it.
>>155177539
Honestly, the powers are the part I struggle the most with and the part I care the least about (even though it can be really cool and I do like seeing what people come up with). I love attaching classpects to random characters, and it's always fun when I give wildly different characters the same classpect.
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>>155177569
until his vessels are depleted and there's barely anything left in his heart
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>>155177530
Wasn't that Dirk?
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>>155177589
if you have already drawn johnjade for me, ignore this request entirely. but also...johnjade pls :3

>>155177597
might i ask as to why you dont care about hussies opinoons.

also yeah i agree the powers are hard, but the vaugness allows for creativity.
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>>155177597
theres no reason not to care about what the guy who created classpecting has to say about classpecting. if you dont like it. other mspfas can take the information to create characters and concepts
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>>155177620
Because Hussie is a retard and I don't care about modern Homestuck. He also got the class pairings wrong, in my opinion. The vagueness, to me, is also what allows for creativity in the assigning of classpects. I'm just not very good with coming up with cool and unique powers.
>>155177649
Again, I just think he's a retard. Maybe saying outright I don't care is incorrect, because I've considered what he said, and I just dismiss it. Much like with other people analyzing classpects. I agree with some, disagree with others, and then use that as a starting point for my own interpretation. Hussie is just one of many who I don't agree with.
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>>155177675
im assuming you dont like the witch sylph and maid heir pairings.
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personally, i thought it was supremely retarded hussie didn't tell us every class pairing off rip when he revealed some of them. and then he allowed for a decade for people to come up with their own class pairings only for it all to be pissed away. its his fault for not clarifying sooner and pissing people off.
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>>155177404
Whole book of Dave Strider victims
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even i am a dave strider victim?
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>>155177703
Witch-Sylph is correct, Maid-Heir is not.
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>>155177762
thats...interesting?

What would you pair the heir and maid with. and also could you describe a little bit of your thoughts as to your disagreement with it?
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>>155177728
Chapter one, my cock.
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>>155177728
>>155177759
victim of what? what he do?
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>>155177820
Sucks people off to death
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>>155177820
his tight anus
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>>155177775
Sure, I've explained my thought process on class pairings before, and I'm always happy to share. Basically, each class pairing belongs to a category. So along with what a class regularly does to an aspect, the category also describes to what end. For example, Seers and Mages, they're the Teacher classes, Seers see their aspect and/or see through their aspect, and Mages understand their aspect and/or understand through their aspect, but both of these are then used to become teachers. I hope you get what I mean. Anyways, these are my pairings.
>Heir and Page: Becomers (can't come up with a better name, maybe "Embodiers?")
>Seer and Mage: Teachers
>Maid and Knight: Servants
>Sylph and Witch: Manipulators
>Rogue and Thief: Bandits
>Bard and Prince: Destroyers
If you need me to explain the categories further, I'd be happy to. Also, note: Because some categories denote the typical understanding of what some classes do, I've amended the class descriptions. For example Rogues and Thieves both steal their aspect, so I've given Thieves the descriptor of "obscures their aspect and/or obscures through their aspect", while for Rogues just replace "obscures" with "shares".
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>>155177762
>Maid-Heir is not
>even though it's a thematically consistent connection as mythological roles
Anon pls
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>>155177853
>>155177886
o-oh...
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>>155177929
I order my two servants Aradia and Dave to kiss each other right this instant!!!!
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>>155177929
I have seen this page and heir pairing before. but im not sure how to feel about it. Mostly because it doesn't really seem within the "character arc" of a page to "become" their aspect.

Like you could argue a page is someone who is totally removed from their aspect and its benifits, and their struggle is to gain that. Like theoretically Jake is supposed to become the most hopeful guy ever. But at the same time. That doesn't seem to be congruous with what pages actually do.

(part 1 of 2)
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>>155177984
dave where the FUCK did you get an aborted fetus
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>>155178015
from aradia. i think you know how
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Knight's arent really "servants". They serve, but they are mostly fighters, or more accurately, protectors. The way Dave serves his team is very different through which Aradia served her team. And i would argue daves approach of helping his team is representative of him refusing to be the main headliner star that the narrative so desperately wants him to be, instead he does a lot of busy work.

Pages are people who are basically investments. you protect them in hopes that their power will shine through when you need it and turn the tide, and they have the hero moment.

Thus Knights and Pages being both hero classes. It is why the knights have a long cape, and pages have the stupid robin trunks.

Heir's specifically john and equius, are far closer to servants than pages are. Pages are actually pretty selfish people from everything we have seen. Equius becomes subservient to Aradia, even in spite of his manipulation attempts, and John basically is at the whim of every woman in his life.
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>>155178015
did you know that aradia and her 7 abortions actually went on to inspire undertale and the 7 human souls?
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>>155178015
It's been in his room since his introduction and I don't think it's ever been acknowledged.
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>>155177955
One being servant and the other being master doesn't make them pairs.
>>155178001
To be fair, all the Pages we've seen have done fuck all. A Pages journey is not meant to be easy, and maybe they'll never truly reach it, always dealing with a new trial. But with each step they get closer, their potential is slowly realized. Everyone has the capability for growth and to fill the shoes of their classpect. In my eyes, when you're assigned a classpect it's not because of what you currently are, but the destination your life heads towards if you keep going. Stagnation isn't exclusive to Pages and it's not a Page's destiny to stagnate.
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>>155177955
I interpreted your post as mentioning stories where the heir of a family and the family's maid fall in forbbiden love, for whatever reason.
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>>155178036
Honestly nothing about Aradia strikes me as a servant in the webcomic. She never serves the Beta trolls, she was essentially their leader the whole time. She never takes any orders, she gives them. Then when she hits God Tier, she fucks off to have fun in the dream bubbles and also doom a bunch of other timelines I guess. She's a fake Maid.
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>>155178043
bro raped him, he got pregnant as a result of it and got an abortion. then i guess decided to keep what remained of the fetus
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>>155178036
Yes, they serve by defending their aspect or defending through their aspect. Both Knights and the Maids are the backbones of a team, Knights are the wranglers, and Maids naturally continue their aspect. Heirs are meant to be naturally charismatic, naturally bringing people together, arguably having the easiest lives out of most. They live as their aspect and people view them as their aspect, they can be viewed as a symbol.
>>155178117
I think there's a misunderstanding in terms of what "servant" means. Maids are beholden to their aspect, that doesn't mean they're submissive. They continue their aspect or continue through their aspect. Someone who lives only for the sake of romance because that's how they can continue as people, you've got a Maid of Heart. I'd continue, but I need to go for now, I do want to elaborate more though and would love to talk more about this. It's a really dense topic, so I never know exactly where to attack it from.
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Honestly i think this whole "become" thing for classpecting doesn't mean much. All classpects "become" their classpect. Or at least represent it. Heir's are the closest to completely embodying it, but thats because of their extreme passivity. And i am not very convinced that quite literally becoming wind to evade attacks is an Heir of breath exclusive ability. Likewise i don't think being a page or an heir would give one the ability to do the equivalent of that for every aspect.

LORD ENGLISH, the most powerful guy ever, *still* needs a time machine to go anywhere. If he can't just magically time travel on his own, im not sure anyone can. So on and so forth.

>>155178117
She was serving English. Rather directly. Her disconnectedness from the rest of the group and pseudo leader status is in relation to how she mirrors Damara, who similarly went off the handle. And also, she wasn't the leader. She did all the work, but that doesn't make her the leader. Not even giving out orders makes her the leader.

Leadership is the metric by which everyone rallies behind and trusts to pick the general direction. Which of course Karkat fills that role. Aradia was the muscle of the team, given her numbers advantage, so she was delegated the most work (or more accurately she delegated herself the work since she knows whats gonna happen). You can also look to Jane, who is entirely subservient to everyone, to her detriment, even though realistically she is basically the strongest member of the team, kind of same story with Aradia..

This is also why John is the leader and not Dave, or Rose, or Jade, who all do way more than John does.
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>>155178217
anon dont move. there are two lines of wall between you
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>>155178136
finally a real reason to post this
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>>155178214
no worries anon. It was fun to read your thoughts. I may disagree with your viewpoint, but i think your insight into this topic is supremely interesting and gives another lense from which to view this system under. See you soon anon.

>>155178217
the amount of heartbreak one goes through losing not one but two guardians. Jade must miss bec so much.

>>155178246
its too late, she is getting crushed by text walls.
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>>155178249
supercharged tumblr-girls would laugh at someone getting abortion, but the moment its yaoi they will cry out their eyes
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>>155178294
male abortion fics actually exist?
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>>155178324
hell if i know. i don't read fanfics
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>>155178324
it's the internet. what doesn't exist at this point
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>>155178348
thats a miscarriage
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>>155178363
you get the point
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bros plapmeat
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>>155178294
me when i flat out make shit up
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>>155178507
vore
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>>155178518
>>155178518
>>155178518
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>>155178486
you shit shit i nvke with fvcts
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>>155178220
Karkat never actually becomes a leader in any shape or form during the the troll's Sburb session though, it's when they're stuck on that meteor that he's recognized as the leader. Aradia was the Dirk for the trolls but since nobody was the leader in heart for their session, I don't see a problem for giving Aradia the title then.



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