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>”That’s Magneto to you, Timebomb!”Shut up Joseph. You’re not even the original one either.
>>155190996so late
3K’s X-Men have been around since Issue #1 and they haven’t actually done anything other than showing up and getting their asses kicked in the first 5-parter and booting Schwarzschild off the team. Seriously, what is the point of these guys? What do they even do?
>Quentin gave everyone a minimapHonestly not a bad tactic at all.
>R-LDS is actually the message from AoR-Beast that he sent backwards in timeToo bad that this was already spoiled by the solicits.
>”It is vitally important that we don’t reveal to [3K’s X-Men] that we have [Schwarzschild] in custody.”That’s assuming that he doesn’t already have a tracker inside his bloodstream or something.
>>155191028Hey don't look at me, the comics got ripped late.
>Joseph has to face Cyclops alone because his team doesn’t want to work with himlel
>The whole attack was a distraction for Chairman to talk with MagnetoSo I guess they didn’t have some tracker placed on Schwarzschild. Yet they made sure to put a mind bomb in him.
>>155191048Still doesn't make a lick of sense... and it's thematically an OOF considering how Jews were scapegoated for Typhus in the run up to the Holocaust
>>155191112KWAB
Deal: Denied.
Okay, I guess he’ll just forcefully extract it instead...
woops
>>155191160sex with magik
>>155191160Geez, Hank... It can't be that hard to find a vein...
>”We’re going to Philadelphia. And we’re going to end 3K, once and for all.”And now is also a good time to tell everyone that DNX #1 is not coming next week and has instead been delayed by 2 weeks due to some bullshit with the blind bags.
>>155191013boop
>>155191170>We are NOT humans.uh Scott?
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>>155191177>Blind Bag BullshitFUCKS SAKE SOMEBODY GET THE CONDUCTOR OUT OF THE KITCHEN
The story continues in DNX!And now for Tomb of Apocalypse.
It’s another NCBD, and it’s time for yet another synergy comic by Marvel. In this miniseries brought to you by X-Men ‘97 Season 2 and Marvel Rivals Season 9, we finally get back to Apocalypse and what he’s been up to after choosing Cypher to become his Heir. Starring Jubilee – who hasn’t really done anything in the X-Books other than appearing in her own Marvel Voices special, and Logan – who has been using his secret mutant power of omnipresence to appear in all of Marvel’s titles like it’s the 2000s-2010s again.
>Rogue and Gambit are going on a date, and Gambit is using the Eye to teleportWait, when does this mini take place?
>”When the New Mutants came to us, I thought I would finally be able to shed my old role. But no. Forever a babysitter. Forever backup.”Well, at least she’s being self-aware about the fact that she basically hasn’t done anything in Uncanny X-Men.But wait…did she call the Outliers the New Mutants? That means that this is taking place after Uncanny X-Men #30-32…but Rogue and Gambit leave the team immediately when that happens to appear in #33-36, which is the current arc. So when does this mini take place?
Hey, get back in the Haven House Outliers! This isn’t your comic!
Well that can’t be good. Where’s Logan by the way?
Oh, there he is.
Look, we’ve landed at the title of this comic. I think.
Oh shit, it’s the Blue Dad!>”You are not the one I summoned to my tomb. Turn back now.”…Why the hell did your teleporting device land outside the Haven House? Or wait, was it for Gambit?
>”These mercenaries are obviously operating under Apocalypse’s command.”Wait, what? Those guys don’t look like people he’d hire.
So much for that stealth mission.
Bye Logan, see you next issue.
>The mercs were not working for Apocalypse, they were actually working for Hydra.See, I told you.
>”I intended to call my Horseman.”>"You tried to summon Gambit."So it was for Gambit. Wait, why’re you not happy that Logan showed up instead? He’s also your former Horseman.
Oh shit, Rictor and Shatterstar are also appearing here!
And now for Wolverine.
It’s the beginning of a new arc! Previously, Logan ventured back to Canada to mourn his wolfpack, when he stumbled into a ghost town that was secretly inhabited by a group of mutants calling themselves the New Morlocks, and their protector Silver Sable. When Dept. H came to capture the New Morlocks, Logan protected them with Sable and helped them relocate to a new location. But Logan’s alliance with the New Morlocks would come to a sudden end when the Adamantine returned and possessed Hercules to kill Logan. Athena would teleport in to free Hercules, and revealed to Logan that he was the Savage Champion of this reality, and that only he could defeat the Adamantine before teleporting him and Hercules to its current location. The battle against the Adamantine was disastrous as Logan ended up shattering his right claws, but three Savage Champions from other realities suddenly teleported in and helped him defeat the Adamantine. But the experience showed Logan that he couldn’t be with the New Morlocks without attracting unwanted attention, and things only got worse when he realized that his right claws weren’t regenerating because his healing factor was not working. As it turned out, a scientist from Dept. H known as Murat Mor had gone rogue and used the nanites that Logan had been unknowingly injected with to steal his healing factor in order to combat his own condition: the T-O Virus of Post that he had been experimenting on. After a chase to St. Helens and a run-in with Alpha Flight who were also looking for Mor, Logan was finally able to shut down the nanites stealing his healing factor and fulfilled Mor’s final wish of being killed instead of letting Post’s T-O Virus consume him. But even with his healing factor back and right claw regenerated, is he just as lethal with just one set of adamantium claws?
And yes, Wolverine isn’t actually canceled! Shocking, I know.No words on if it's still continuing with it's 18 issues/year schedule though.
I wonder if Tomb of Apocalypse ends with Jubilee becoming Apocalypse's Horseman.
Hi Kurt
>”And part of me’s afraid that eventually, someone I need to protect will die if I’m not as strong as I can possibly be.”I hope that line is not foreshadowing something…
>Kurt is leaving for another date with MacKenzieBooo.
Sorry Logan, but as we can already tell by the cover, you’re going to team-up with the Savage Champions again. Which means that you have to get teleported.
Hey, it’s the guy named after that warlord's horse.
>The Adamantine has gone multiversal and is going after other realities nowWait, I thought that the other Savage Champions had already defeated their versions of the Adamantine?
There’s the guy. Now kill him and get this team-up over with.
sword
Hey don’t you flee to another reality!
Yup, it’s time for the Caveman's reality. Guess Ahmed is saving the Cowboy from Earth-18136 last.
Mammoth (adamantine)
Next week: Wade Wilson: Deadpool #8.And that's it! If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>155191170>>155191177Well I’m glad Cyke isn’t a cuck anymore atleast.
>>155191031Imagine if Assualt on Greymalkin wasn't a crossover and instead had these guys show up mid-attack and "rescue" a bunch of mutants to bolster 3K's numbers and make them seem like a good alternative for mutants.
>>155190996x my mugga wassup bro
>>155191170Scott shut the fuck up
>>155191428In Marvel Rivals she's the Horseman of Famine, so odds are that she might get something from this miniOTOH that would require Gail to reference the events of this mini, and she rarely acknowledges the events of other comics featuring the NOLA X-Men in Uncanny X-Men
>>155191064Why did he make his new body hotter than the old one that he actually used to date in?
>>155191177Okay, not bad. Really feeling that X-treme 90's energy in his gritted teeth and ridiculous neck muscles. But I still need Jean to go back to being dead or something.
>>155191112>Cyclops OHKOs a Magneto clone 1v1Big dick moment
>>155191394Rictor looks like he hit the gym hard since Krakoa.
>>155191170Ooohh_Brother_This_Guy_Stinks.png
>>155191368You'd think Pocky would like HYDRA they have the same ideolegy
What the fuck even is X-Men anymore?
>>155191428I really hope not I really don't want another X-men to turn into a genocidal psychopath (well actively genocidal psychopath) because the writers and editorial has no idea what to do with them and no idea how to make a story other than "RACE WAR NOW"
>>155191561NGL Ahmed's Wolverine started decent but shit like this makes me crave Street level Logan from the early 2000's
>>155191884A comic book about the X-Men.
>>155191801Unironically the most shameful Magneto defeat. Usually it's him overestimating his own power then getting manhandled
>>155191884You already made this post in the QiB storytime, gtfo
>>155191884I don't even think Marvel knows anymore. They're probably just spinning their wheels until the Movies come out and gives them direction
>>155191557Hey, its just like that Sly Cooper game!
>>155191170I think it's somewhat believable Scott is starting to following magnetos beliefs at this point but I hope someone will knock some sense into him soon.
>>155191376Because Gambit became Death in X-Men '97, so he needs him for synergy
>>155191209Feel like this should have been released a month or two ago
>>155191477Still weird this guy is named after a really famous horse
>>155191494>Gao waiThis guy was apparently the Emperor of Northern Qi in the late 6th century, so during one of China's many interregnums of civil war
>>155192657He was Death for a minute a LOT earlier than thatDo other X-fags like these heel turns cuz i hate how pretty much everyone on the X-men has had a full on willing villain period after being heroes or starting as heroes
>>155192998>spoiler I think Horsemanship has the excuse that it’s not “really” the X-Man responsible.
>>155191177>>155191561>DNX delayed>Next week is only DeadpoolNUKE MARVEL
>>155191149unfathomably based OG Beast.
>>155192324He is getting killed so yeah.
>>155191170Dawg really
>>155193055>I think Horsemanship has the excuse that it’s not “really” the X-Man responsible.Everyone who ever became a horseman did it under their free will with maybe the exception of Wolverine
>>155193849Man I like McKay but his team book have been dogshit and that page might be his dumbest fucking page
I thought Magneto's name was Eric, or Magnus.
Let's just say everyone in X-men has had brain tumors for the last decade making them act like this. It worked well enough for Professor X.
>>155193911ask again in a couple years
>>155193911read nigga readJoseph is a different guy
>>155193911Joseph is a clone, briefly intended as an amnesiac magneto who was turned into a younger man and had a romance with rogue, but they went with a clone.
>>155191170This page is good fuck you all
>>155194079name 1 good thing about it
>>155193849To be fair a lot of bad stuff has happened between this story and now. Xavier has gone off the deep end and Scott has gotten closer to magneto, so him switching views when younger Xavier's dream seems impossible to reach makes sense.
>>155193870Wolverine did it willingly because the alternative was Sabretooth.
>>155194079I'm not even gonna get into the dumbassary of a Cyclops a white American living in fucking Alaska making that speech but just look at Psylocke making that dumbass pose the entire time
>>155193911Back in 1997, after Marvel realized they were safe from the Jewish groups, they decided Erik Magnus Lensherr was an alias and he was not a gypsy. In 2008 they finally settled on his real name being Max Eisenhardt. The movies went with Erik because that was simple enough.
>>155194163I stand corrected, yeah fuck that shit
>>155194195>Psylocke making that dumbass pose the entire timewho is she finger wagging to?
>>155194079I agree, but I thought he was talking about Israel
>>155194195You're right, and it gets worse than just posing too long for aura.A quick clean is supposed to be a swift way to reduce the amount of contaminants a katana gathers when a whole cleaning session isn't viable on a battle field, she should have been shown doing it after 3K left and ended before Scott began his speech.The longer contaminants dry the more something like this will just smear them across instead of wipe them off.Lastly it's supposed to edge up. If you elbow clean a Katana edge down you're just going to add more stains after you slice your arm open.This is like Moon Knight slicing a bullet fired with its casing, cool visual but poor research.
>>155191170So are we just never gonna get the real Scott back?
>>155191394Jubilee about to get spitroasted.
>>155194833He died on M-day.