TUNA editionQOTT: Which Dancestor was your favorite and why?Previous dream bubble: >>155178518
>>155194143Bring back the - symbol in the subject
>>155194159Ogay.
>>155194143I like Kankri. Mostly because he has the most defined character other than meenah and aranea. And I like how he parallels Karkat.
>>155194159its never been there
artists. reply to this with your latest art!
>>155194143Insecure greaser douchebag is just appealing to me and I want to hurt him
>>155194207
>>155194143sex with tuna>QOTTsex with tuna
>>155194207Full art: https://files.catbox.moe/i7eu07.png
>>155194231why you hort him?
*uHH,, rOLLS INTO THE THREAD,*
>>155194347Hell yeah I fucking love you bro.
>>155194347I LOVE YOU TAVROS
>>155194317Gets me off
>>155193943Karkat could rip every human being that has ever lived on our planet in half with his bare hands
>>155194382Understandable, have a wonderful day.Sidenote: Porrim being a crazy bitch is delightful.
>>155194394he would pause when he discovers human penis. if its big enough of course
>>155194231I wish to hurt Cronus as well but without the justification of liking him.
>>155194347*tRiPs AnD aCcDiEnTaLlY sLiDeS mY bUlGe InTo YoUr WaStE cHuTe.*
>>155194434>waste chutethat gets me thinking. what are some troll gooner terms? for like>wobblemeat>goon stick>wobblemounds>rapemeat
>>155193609PLEASE I AM HUNGRY
Are we posting Kankri now?
>>155194474i'm sorry anon i have no idea that's why i was drawing it
>>155194207now that this is done I can finally dust off those 100 year old wips I started eons ago
Kantuna or Mikri? Which do you prefer?
e___e fuck my chud life.
>>155194473>homestuck but all the troll terms are replaced with goonspeak
mituna humping my clothed ass.
>>155194501I love you for drawing it. many blessings on your home
>>155194571It's actually quite offensive to say something like that out of nowhere anon.
>>155194315cute
>>155194143>QOTT: Which Dancestor was your favorite and why?mituna because I'm very partial towards retards and he is a very funny and literal onealso blinding bangs makes me act unwise
>>155194582i want his wet double tentabulge making my shorts's bottom slimy yellow.
>>155194630people would think you pissed yourself
>>155194660its not like i will go out wearing cumshoted shorts near other people anon.
>>155194630Bro? Your hyper manic retarded Goldblood?
>>155194683i'm a bronze tonight.
i too am a perverted spaz that suffered a traumatic brain injury as a child yet i dont see any gamegrls orhypnotist mimes flocking to me
>>155194231>>155194382Do we abuse him too or is it only the fish?
>>155194727Please be on Beforus.
damn it mitunia....i am supposed to hate you, why do i want to caress you so badly...
anyway any of you reading some good fanfics? any recs?
>>155194874im looking at this pretty long cronkari fic where kan is from the church and cronus is the sinner basically.theres chastity in the tags but i didnt reach that part yet
>>155194925>kan is from the church and cronus is the sinner basically
>>155194837supposed to?
>>155194991well more like i hate jerks like him. but it also is kind of endearing and i wanna feed him and like cuddle him.
>>155194929https://archiveofourown.gay/works/50034667
why so many of you have chastity fetish? what is the appeal on it?
>>155195015>>155194925read this one before, utter fucking kino
>>155195018couldn’t really explain the appeal. you kinda have to try it for yourself to get it, i got mine on right now and i really like that i get my boner denied
>>155194143Didn't have one until Kankri showed his rage sprite.
>>155195097:O oh my interesting. i think i undersdand it. i was mostly thinking it visually but now that you put it that way.
>>155194874https://archiveofourown.gay/works/49509277 - pedo!tav/shota!gam definitely not going to be everybodys thing but it is mine.
>>155195142i mean visually it’s cute. imagine a squished cock struggling to get hard and twitching, even cuter if he cums
i dont like pedophilia in the tag so it is already a downer.
>>155195097is this capricorn anon, the one from 3 threads or so ago.
>>155195185actually not. im just as suprised as you that theres another cage enjoyer
>>155195172BOOOOORIIINNNNGGGGGG
>>155195172Did you read the other tags that said it was implied to be in the past between two teens or can you not read?
>>155195236i didnt even clicked the link so no.
>>155195256Okay well you're retarded, moving on.
>>155195171i saw many gifs of femboys and tgirls cumming with the cage on. i find it impressive and cute honestly.
>>155195218We all caged sissy porn here
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/920123/chapters/1786724 while we're at posting fucked up fics here's a pretty hot one of damara raping karkat on the horn pile
>>155195267i think he meant the gamtav fic. not the cronkri one
holding boy gamzee really close to me as he sleeps safe and sound.
>>155195006how is mituna a jerk? he selflessly gave up half his brain for the team
>>155195296this. the conkri one is kino and tasteful one. i dont like pedophilia tag in underage sex fics since it is actually made by pedophiles as a way to signal it is made for and by them. so i filter and avoid it.
>>155195200especially if they look like this
>>155195344this style is so fucking cute aaaaaaaaaahrh!!
>>155195321it wasnt tagged as pedophilia but as extremely underaged and shotacon, i can assure you that the author isnt an genuine pedophile.
Sissifying Colsla, putting him in a cage, and stimulating him until he cums hands free
SO cool.
>>155194275sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between /co/ and /cm/
>>155195290read "WOW IT'S SO CANON!"
>>155195395asian homestuck art always hits. shits awsome.
>>155195394ox provides the cage
>>155195378ok (thumbs up)
>>155195394shoving colsla into a public use hole in the wall and selling his ass 5 boonbucks a pop
>>155195421and the progesterone
colsla and ox kissin
>>155194143>QOTTdamara WILL be taking my tiny brown cock
>>155195395Art with Dave having glowing red eyes is unironically so cool.
Working more on the fanfic. May finish it tonight or tomorrowhttps://files.catbox.moe/m72m3e.txt
>>155195477What the fuck is that monster
>>155194258Very cute
>>155195477What comic did you read?
>>155195477i have never seen a single homestuck illustration that looked like this
since we're posting fics. dirkdavehttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/63497860
>>155195595>>155195634its not mine. i got this "thing" from twitter obviously
>>155195638does karkat gave a tail here
>>155195665
>>155195517korpus anon i just want to let you know that you are my hero and this fanfic is treating my depression.
>>155195517perfect. moonrunes hire this man immediately
big sister junice.....
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zRecXKcJayOB8X6-E5amMhyazR4_Fsxdy7DWpMs4ui0/edit?usp=sharingShilling my Mallum X Ellith Fanfiction cause why not.
there’s somebody out there putting everything you’ve ever fantasized about onto a canvas, creating absolutely heavenly faps that you’d never be able to see with your own two eyes as it’s being uploaded to a private xitter account less than 30 people follow.
>>155196009i used to think this way too. until i realized i have 2 able hands and lots of free time and i can paint and draw and the heavenly good art i can whenever i want.
>>155195923mallith is always goood
>>155195711god I need to find more good ones like that. I only have like 4 bookmarked and one of them is forever incomplete Imma kms
>>155196070>forever incomplete Imma kmssame.>part 1 of 4, incomplete>2 years old
>>155196034well yes, but i can’t get off to my own art.
>>155196088yet. i mean i don't get off from art at all but i feel a heartful pleasure and warm when i see a work i did with all my will and love.that warm fuzzy feelings you know.
Which Prisounebound character is the biggest paizuri slut?
>>155196279oficus. next question.
>>155196279Ignore >>155196305, Oficus is actually a footjob queen, you're looking for Nellie.
What's your favorite type of plot focused Homestuck fanfiction? Do you like crossovers, no-sburb, kids wind up on alternia and vice versa, AUs, or something else.
>>155196339i doubt nellie would do a titjob? honestly i cant think on nellie being lewd.
>>155196341r-romance of my ships...any type of plot/au as long as it fits
>>155196360thats how they get you, they pretend to be all innocent and saving themselves for marriage, then you accept the offer to see their cat and before you know it youre dehydrated and tied to a bed with something bouncing on you.
>>155196405e______e good lord
im going to sleep. hopefully i dream with a cute boy troll hugging and bouncing on me tonite
would john prefer mario or sonic
>>155196561definitely Mario, john has Nintendo kid all over him.
>>155196405>youre dehydrated and tied to a bed with something bouncing on yougod i need nellie to bounce on my tiny pathetic cock…
Hussnasty pencil sketch of Swiss & Ly'lac, one of the Discord poll winners.>people actually voted for this
>>155196616colsla...
>>155196706nellie does a single bounce and that boys body is crushed
>>155196703This is cute but frankly I don't care for Hussnasty and I don't think Hussie has it in him to pull this style off anymore.
>>155196703ly'lac big old squiddy eyes G_GSwiss looks okay. Honestly it seems like he drew it on one go because swiss pose looks kinda stiff.
>>155196703this made me smile deeply
>>155196703seems kinda phoned in but I like it nonetheless
>>155196727>crushed under that phat assunnffff
*sigh*bc update tomorrow
>>155196703this is certainly hussnasty through and through. somehow it still lacks the spirit of the originals though
>>155197495his shading is minimal unlike his usual self, the poses are stiff, the hand is unfinished, the thighs are uneven and swiss' nose is wildly crooked
My beach days world begins.
>>155194480kankri explaining to karkat why interspecies relations are problematic because humans clearly don't have the mental capacity to consent
>>155197666I want Junice to teach me how to surf and cuddle me because I'm getting frustrated after wiping out so much!
I want them to fight each other.
Does it make me more or less of a man for the fact that I jerk off to off model homestuck porn
>>155197769with their tongues
also tracker anon. it happened. its today. so. like. note that. other anons. is it also that time for you too?
>>155197769dave would realistically beat his ass animal style. john's always been pretty weak in need of some sort of saving both in the webcomic and the stuff that comes after. there's a cool animation of this fight on youtube though you would like it
>>155197066Learn the dimensions of Nepeta
whoa whoa
You don’t actually like the trolls being fat, you just want to fuck fatties
>>155199060Same thing dumbass
>>155199054Yeah contemplating Nepeta leads to amazing realizations
>>155196864Noooo. I just want to see yiffany pound the shit out of Swiss. Only a woman’s touch can cure him of the Dirkisms.
>>155199112no it isn’t fat people are repulsive the trolls are skinny queens and anyone who disagrees has a terminally case of gooner brain
>>155199145You a fag
ignore the faggot post fat troll bitches
>>155199171Aradia is so pretty it makes me insane
>>155199145>Baiting people into posting images of fat trolls by pretending to be a faggot
>>155199257That's not the real one.
>>155194548It's not whom I prefer but what's gonna happenAnd unfortunately for everyone involved Kankri is a latent rapist
>>155194727Latula isn't actually that much into Mituna, she just dates him because having a pet tard she needs to take care of helps her cope with her inadequacies
>>155199280love that the leijons somehow became associated with toking it
>>155199300KARKAT YOU DUMB FUCK, WHY DID YOU FUMBLE THE BADDEST BITCH OF ALL TIME, I'LL KILL YOU.
>>155197066>feline facial featuressovl
oh....
>>155199352....I fell in love again with a fictional troll from a fan adventure...
>>155199325karkat is phyisically incapable of not fumbling autistic girls (and guys)
>>155199361fuck it man, I'm crushing on everyone..
that was scarydon't ever slide off to page 10 again, ok? jannies might use it as an excuse to not allow us anymore
>>155199361i do that a lot, don’t worry anon. also link?
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71OVP6yrhttps://strawpoll.com/xVg71OVP6yr
>>155199429https://mspfa.com/?s=64644&p=176 pages so far
>>155199430my heart is telling me gamzee, but tavros sobbing and begging me to stop....
What is YOUR dream mspfa idea? Tell me so that I can totally not plagiarize it…
>>155199479anthology about the history of each blood type of troll
>>155199479so it involves me alchemating a fat horse strap-on and taking a visit to your mom's house
>>155199171I desire to nibble her neck while gripping her belly from behind.
>>155199361It happened again.
how are you motherfuckers finding all these quality fanventures under the 90% of shit?
Should I put my Jade next to Senator Lemon Snout?
>>155194143>QottThe Grand Highblood. That nigga has (what the nigger faggotoomers say) so much aura
>>155199926I just have good taste and find them instinctually.
>>155199938>The Grand Highbloodnigga thats not a dancestor
>>155199938Did you mean Kurloz?
>>155199942teach me your ways broly. NOW
>>155194143>QOTTI am Rufioh's biggest(only) fan>large overlap in hobbies, we could naturally have tons of stuff to do and talk about together>I dig his looks and aesthetics, he's really hot>he's a pushover
>>155200034this WHORE cheating on prime rust pussy with the local creep what the fuck was his problem?
>>155199929you have a jade plush?
>>155200034He literally ruined everything because he couldn't control his dick.
>>155200121going off on a tangent but why does so much media have a cheating plotline like how hard can it be to keep it in your pants till you get homethis shit is in every show I try to watch it's starting to get annoying
>>155200058He's a Nitram so he wants to get his prostate stimulated more than he wants to smash pussy.
>>155200159Anon this may surprise you but did you know that much of history has been because of love for someone?
>>155200176keep it in your PANTS or it goes in the BLENDER
>>155200121Not everything but a lot. Meenah is even more responsible because she pushed Horuss to go fuck him in the first place and then used it as fresh material to bully DamaraFish bitch and quite possibly Kankri are literally ground zero for everything going to shit in homestuck's corner of paradox space
>>155200058>>155200121Okay, but I could still fix him.
>>155200065Not the makeship one but the second most common one with the shorter skirt with no details like on the makeship one. The senator lemon snout is way older
i have just received a sketch of my homestuck sonas guardian, his big sis>northstarSilver [NS]>big fan of action media centering around big buff dudes punching things>indoctrinated her little brother (tabbyTactica [TT]) into liking media centered around punching things, leading into his love of fighting games>genuinely caring towards her little brother, to the point where their strife segment wouldnt even be a fight and just the two hugging it out and apologizing to each otherignore how stacked she is my friend draws porn
>>155200394Your friend is based and should draw this woman /ss/ing her little brother
good morning hsg
God Hates Light Mode Users Editionhttps://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1Does he hate Robin? Only time will tell.
>>155200394lil bro for reference
>>155200514PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>155200535WUHPLAP??
>>155199285This fat bitch is only going to get fatter after I fill her with my child.
i made some
>>155200579cool!what wrong with bottom left's eye?
oc x canon thoughts.
>>155200666he's goldblood
>>155200675>oliveblood x karkatTime is a flat circle
>>155200675oh shit...I thought I was the only one ..
>its dead
>>155200514Him and kiki making out
>>155194731In every position on every surface until he forgets how to say his own name ON GOG WE ARE GETTING THIS FAGGOT PREGNANT IF HE WANTS TO OR NOT
im re reading sky introduction and segment i think i like and understand her better now.
>>155200394>visible cameltoeThanks a lot anon. Now I have to jerk off to get rid of this pulsing boner your friend’s drawing has given me.
Nepeta taking a tactical approach of smiling cutely with her big eyes staring into nowhere while secretly collecting information for her shipping wall from the trolls in the area
>>155200712the troll is actually limeblood. sometimes her blood gets confusing.
#tw or whatever....
>>155202277emo karkat?
today is the day. i finish this and i'm free.
>>155202359its kankri
>>155202419......oh you are right the ghost eyes.you have to be easy on me. kankri in black looks like karkat's emo identical twin.
>>155202435i think the tip off was probably the #tw anon. and the fact that it's kan's sprite
>>155202448i get mixed up easy like that. im not good with text context clues when the visual stuff is more fast to process. my brain works in processing vision first and context language in second. so i was like "why is karkat talking like kankri?"
>>155200570I greatly respect any anon who sees potential in the fattening effects of a pregnancy.
>>155202488also to me kankri sprite is just really similar to karkat already.
every now and again I see this general up and running, decided to take a look. mighty impressive how you blokes managed to bounce back from death like that (not that I was there to witness the old /hsg/ or HST or whatever it was called).>QOTT: Which Dancestor was your favorite and why?can't say I was much a fan of them. I only really read through the webcomic once, in 2017, and I felt like there was too much cast bloat, so I couldn't bother much with all the new casts being introduced. guess I'd have to say Aranea, though I don't remember much of her character, just liked the way she looks.
Idk how egotistical it is to brag about cross thread shenanigans (cross *board* really)But my fuckin art is being used in the UTG thread and I feel like one million bucks. The ego boost is crazy. Prospitcest is very happy today.
>>155202673Thanks for coming back to check up on us anon. I really appreciate it. We all do I bet :))Homestuck will never die as long as gay autists exist. So yeah! If you ever post again, or lurk, or anything. Just know we appreciate you :)
>>155202673All but two dancestors are pretty much just one-off and often jokes, so it's not like it matters to remember them in the grand scheme of things if you're a casual red, but they're still neat characters
>>155199479several years ago I talked to some people who were in on homestuck, they convinced me to make a fantroll. I ended up making 3, and came up with a little plotline for them, working as mercs throughout the troll empire. it was really just me daydreaming about interesting ideas for troll tech/quirks and coming up with scenarios. maybe I'll draw them again someday, who knows. pic related is from 3 years ago.>>155203053>If you ever post again, or lurk, or anything. Just know we appreciate you :)thanks anon. can't guarantee I'll stick around, but I might check in from time to time.
i still get off this this image every morning btw>his giant, delicious ass used to get me off reliably ~6mo ago>then it was the spanish and the imagination of him stumbling over those very words in his cute puberty-hoarse voice>then it's him getting the hang of it and saying it really sensually>then it's just the blush on his face that gets me off>then it's the thought of my somersaulting at him facefucking him grabbing his head while he grabs my butt taking my dick wholeheartedly and shouldering my entire weight with just his frail arm and neck strength.there's no hope for me.i'll be dave's dirty little slut forever.
>>155203195>dave's
>>155203195did you intentionally cuck yourself at the end of this post
>>155203259>>155203305godfuckingdammiti thinking of dave when i was writing thati meant john as in john strider *oops* dave egbert *oopsies* john egbert haha xd
When is Drinking Problem going to update
i feel bad for nepeta's fate, lowkey. imagine becoming davepeta.
>>155203546I feel bath for both Nepetasprite and DavespriteThey could've been cucking Jasprose together had they not merged into one sprite
>>155203315freudian slip perhaps?
Gimme a fantroll for my OC to fuck
>>155203588we need to see your oc first
>>155203315I wanna squeeze those BIG TROLL TIDDIES
>>155203784need au wehre ta ros didn't pussy put and die to vriska and seducing gamzee into stop being evil
bc update will happen tomorrow and it will be 30 pages long and will fix all the problems that currently exist in the sequel
>>155204605Holy shit does this mean karkat and terezi finally fuck and kanaya kills rose???
>>155203315i miss the hyper stuff that this artist used to do
>>155204679and nothing was archived, rip
>>155204678yea both of those things will happen and on the same page too believe it or not
>>155204703that's how i felt when i lost the mega link to all of lysanthum's work. not sure if the mega was closed but i know they silently removed it and i'm pretty sure there is still a couple of pieces that aren't anywhere else. not sure what happened to the artist to do that but rip
>>155204885that literally work on homestuck nowanyway some fantroll designs i never really used
>>155205110artstyle is oddly familiar
>>155204885is lysanthum not vintage foods/mr foods
>>155205185its 2 years old atp i should redraw them
>>155205110didnt he provide the sprites for roxy vriska gamzee and nepeta? hes been on the homestuck team for awhile
the pesterquest sprites i mean
>>155205238there is a lysanthum inside of all of us
>>155205238how are we so sure that its haven and not just somebody aping his style? i mean, the dude draws gay shit all the time and is an avid davekatter. yet both of these things appear to be completely absent in lysanthums works, and i doubt hed be stupid enough to post porn most tumblrites could consider unsanitary publicly.
>>155205524it's just a really really specific style to be apeing
>He quits porn to work on HS I am gonna miss it.
the whatpumpkin mafia after taking a random homesmut artist to a suspicious alleyway and shoot them in the back of the head
>>155205688and a hard one at that, shit ill trade art styles with him in a second unf
>>155205738it should have been me i want an art job so bad
>>155205688ive seen many artists on twitter (mostly teenagers) attempt to ape his style but they never seem to get it quite right, its definitely him lmao
Was going thru my twitter bookmarks and came across this,
they are teasing this up8i can sense the [S]
>>155205929teasing a bc update is beyond lame but i'm excited anyways
>>155205929it is gonna be kino. may even have some consistent horrorterror lore hmmmm.>>155202375i will finish my sewing cuck course monday cuz everybody hates me (teacher was busy with other students and i knew i would be the last and was already late so why bother i need to rest)
>>155205802microstuck
>>155194547just catbox this shit you omega nigger. why give mods an excuse to stop the threads?
anon you dont need to be an asshole and call the artfag names :(they already posted it in the previous thread jsyk.
>>155206161relax
>>155206191...which is why it's better to nip it in the bud so mods don't have a bullshit excuse to stop the threads again. nothing is lost by just catboxing>>155206239SYBAU
>>155206260lol okie internet tough guy
>>155206161are you retarded
anon last thread some anon was posting gamzee taking COCK with no spoiler and nothing happened. mods are all dead. just chill out we aren't going anywhere.
>>155200514>>155200394ask some stuff about tabby and silveri wanna build character by throwing in as many silly facts about them as possible
>>155206300are you? is it really that difficult for you to conceive of a reality where it becomes standard to post porn in spoilers and the mods arbitrarily decide to nuke the threads as they did before? there's nothing to be lost in catboxing>>155206289i have said nothing internet tough guy adjacent
>so mods don't have a bullshit excuse to stop the threads againYou just have to laugh
>>155206383go up to a rando irl and tell them to shut their bitch ass up then
lel
>>155206383this thread is not getting nuked because of one censored pornographic image newfriend
i need to draw something. yall have fun. maybe i post it here later.
>>155206413why the fuck would i tell a rando who hasn't said anything to me to shut their bitch ass up?
>>155206332wasnt that ghb or did another incident occur that i somehow missed
>>155205738The Homestuck discord mods are their goons, watching to snipe down another homesmut artist. Literally 1984, at least I think since I’ve never read it
>>155206438>where it becomes standard to post porn in spoilers and the mods arbitrarily decide to nuke the threads as they did before? there's nothing to be lost in catboxingread
>>155206523who did they get this time?
>>155206509no nothing happens here besides being like a library cafeteria for homestuckies. we run wild. the only thing that can happen is when we post porn and it gets deleted. thread never ever got nuked. (expect that one time anon put the SBURB logo on the op but that was flagged by a bot for being low quality i guess)
>>155206548yeah so you are retarded, got it
>>155206579>no argumentso you're just being an emotional cunt? noted
>>155206572I NEED TO HAVE ONE MILLION OF CHILDREN WITH THIS CUTIE. MARRIAGE AND RAW FUCKING NOOOW!!!
>>155206572>literally just Equestria Girls
>>155206576no i meant did somebody post gamzee porn while i wasnt here cause i only remember the ghb shit
>>155206572braces.....
please tc become real pretty please just take me oooouuyyyghhhh
look within brother jfc
>>155206625no nothing happened and i dont know what and who ghb is. here we just chill and are horny and perverted and silly.
>>155206649you...you think they? you know...? on the cell? ever!?!?
>>155206653anon....
>>155206653grand highblood? did you not read the comic lmao
>>155206668Jade most certainly did, many times. She was freed of morality and was acting entirely on impulses
>>155206718i know what grand highblood is i just dont use acronyms to refer to characters.
>>155206723i hate having to share a thread with you
>>155206771there is so much worse stuff i could/had said and you choose this silly stuff to get angry at?
>>155206839i like eridan lips's desing. he looks like he is wearing black lipstick ^-^ it's cute.
And a real answer to qott: porrim. She hot
>>155206572is interspecies pregnancy possible or could satyrs only get knocked up by other satyrs? i hope it’s the former, i want to have atleast a dozen colts with this beautiful stallion.
pierced cronus ough...
>>155206916rape correction is needed
>>155206906ok dirk
>>155206956hissssssssssssssss stay way porrim hes mine
nerddddddd
>>155207079built for lockers
>>155207079>>155207097Built for being trapped in a locker with the guy thats blackmailing her for sex*
slutty arch. correction is needed
Looking through a bunch of mspfas for the first time in a very long time and like 95% of them that have Dave in it also shoves Davekat down your throat. How is this even possible.
>find some fellow Tavrosfag's blog which tags everything>go through #Tavros Nitram tag>bookmark everything I like>sixty fucking six pages later>almost 50 images from assorted artists who have long since deactivated>over 70 images alone from a certain decent artist who deactivated and has very little art posted on the booru>~15 more random art blogs found from reblogging, all with a dedicated tavros tag which I'm yet to dig throughI'm gonna be honest /hsg/, I don't think mspabooru is coming back from this
>>155203177>leftPinning his legs above his head while ravaging his ass. Next question.
>>155205929
>>155207810>this shit story is going to take 20 years to finish>wait dont go that fast!
its freezing cold. are they stupid?
So, do John and Jade jerk each other off during movie nights or is it just frotting on weekends? Do both use their powers to conceal them doing it when it’s more of a group movie night? Does Rose or Vriska know they do it with seer powers?
>>155207901>removed cronusboooooooooooooring
>>155207939True, it's nice art tho
>>155207983the best version>>155207988>june>eridan scribbled out>terezi scribbled outsuper F, dont even bother coming by my office
>>155207924I feel like John and Jade prefer oral. So maybe 69!
>>155208008uhhhh its not june, john just went to the barbershop
>>155207988very clearly a kankat ectobaby come on now
>>155207760could you please post the blog anon? im interessed.
>>155207988>Jade>Not sureEasy answer for weather it was her or not, how long has the troll been pregnant and how fast was the baby developed by the time of this photo? It it was 2 months or less, it was more than likely Jade, if it was 3-4 less likely but still possible, if it was a full 9 months. It wasn’t jade
does this image make you horny?
How insufferable would a Karkat x Kankri fankid/ectobaby be?
>>155208157Those Lalonde genes ain’t even trying dear god
So I've been reading the Homestuck collection and I unlocked the blog of Dave Strider, which apparently dates all his blogs as being in 2010. Doesn't that mean that Dave was literally cranking all that stuff out on the meteorlab for shits and giggles.
If grandma English were still alive, would she have liked Jade or John or but upset with both?
>>155208076https://mtjester.tumblr.com/tagged/tavros%20nitramNow of course you could browse the other characters' tags and there's quite a bit of good shit in there too but Tavros seem to get the most pages and is the one I care the most anywayAlso according to the one pinned mspabooru forum post, apparently tumblr slightly fucks up large images from years ago which requires some reblog-export bullshittery to bypass. The more you know!
>>155208197Can you blame him? You'd also do stupid shit like that if you were stuck on a shitty meteor with all these deranged people.https://dstrider.blogspot.com/Also the blog is actually still up and you can read a few more recent comments crying about dave saying nigga in that one post
>>155208240thank you.
>>155208331that is a lot of bots gogdamn
>>155208240thank you for helping me find this absolute gem.
>>155207924They both wear a facemask in movie nights with the excuse of a cold or something like that, but the facemasks were alchemized with a fenestrated plane and link directly into the others crotch.
i think i should work on setting my ideas board.
>>155208331was it toby or hussie that made this blog? or it was just some random fan at the time?
>>155208716holy ooc
>>155208716what does this means
>>155208771I'm pretty sure this is a theoretical fan made "what if calliope became lord english"So instead of mega macho it's femfatal
>>155208716Alt Callie made sure to hold onto Jade’s body for this very moment
>>155208613oh the hand in the horns
>>155208716Dave victim
>>155208780means anything
>>155208803i don’t and never will understand the headcanon of troll’s horns being a erogenous area.
>>155208886well i didnt mean it was i just find it a cute detail. it is like caressing the hair you know?
>>155208886Same desu
>>155208886i mean tavros is pretty happy in the drawing
lily and ellith eating rain dumplings at night together...
>>155208886animals' horns IRL have nerve endings and blood vessels so it's not that crazy an idea to me. i like the idea of having more and special places to molest and pleasure a troll
which troll would you pin to the nearest wall
DaveBot developed a big fat stinky crush on Aradia but every single day while they go on their little time adventures on that rocket for what could easily be several years long, she always mentions how much she LOVES her cute nerd boyfriend Sollux and he has to hear it all as a friend. No Dave will ever be free from getting cucked. They must all suffer.
>>155208716I would.
Here's your fucking memeslop faggots>Davepeta raves with NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani>double fuck you: lazy LE Calliope in the back indicating that Hussie wasn't going to bother making something good anyway
>>155208970mituna, karkat(he will bite me but wouls be worthy), equius (probally would kick me easily but maybe he gets aroused enough and he lets me kiss him), tavros, colsla. yep that is about it. oh wait Korpus too one hundred percent Korpus.
>>155209086his other sketch is better
>>155209086>LE CalliopeI don't get the appeal of either suggestions if I'm gonna be honest. What else was there?
>>155209130You can see all the shit for the Homestuck category herehttps://brackethq.com/b/91fnd/Notable pass-ups:>Comic of The Sufferer's final moments>Younger teen Ancestors>John, Jade, Dave and Rose posing as a team>Profiles and classpects for Gamebro reviewers>Lil Hal official humanoid design>Hussnasty SBAHJ>some DaveJade crumbs
>>155209190Are people really excited to see stuff like>John, Jade, Dave and Rose posing as a teamKnowing he draws shit like this? >>155209086Unc doesnt have it anymore to make dynamic posing
>>155209190>Good>Good>Boring>Sure>Peak>Sure>FUCK noDamn.
>>155208970Tavros
>>155205929That's nicestill never going to read it
>>155209294
>>155209338anon :(that really made me feel sick i never wanted to do such a thing with him.i think i feel really lonely and sad.
>>155209235hes not bad. he drew nep and wv a year ago
>>155209086They're partying because everyone in Manhattan starved (which has a high Jewish population) because there was no food at La Marqueta (Davepeta ate it all)
>>155209190Whoever made the bracket fucking loves Aradia
terezi was too good for what happened to her...
https://strawpoll.com/61gD9jxKWZwhttps://strawpoll.com/61gD9jxKWZwhttps://strawpoll.com/61gD9jxKWZwhttps://strawpoll.com/61gD9jxKWZwidk
>>155209001Shut the fuck up faggot.Dave Strider (whom I also recognize as Ult Dave due to the fact that he explicity states he is NOT gay, because the REAL Dave Strider is in fact NOT GAY), is above such desires. >DAVE STRIDER IS A KEK!!!!Dave Strider has in fact never been cucked in his life. Not once.
>>155209480honestly i would rather band my head on the wall a few times. none of these options are worth enduring.but also kicking rocks with sollux seems the less shitty of all these so. i choose that.
>>155209086Uh oh Lady English made Zamdani eat pig ass, now he's going to muslim hell, jarona or whatever it's called.
>>155209480who the fuck choose the tavros and kanaya one?
>>155209515>none of these options are worth enduring.literally what I was aiming for kek
>>155209505Gamzee pre retcon cucked Dave out of Terezi, what are you coping about.
>>155209545i know :( and that made me angry
>>155209480I MISSVOTED I WANTED TO CLEAN WITH FEFERI NOOOO
>>155209553Dave was clearly already tired of that fat bitch, was probably gonna break the news to her that she's too fat and stupid for him now and that he needed to focus on getting jacked as fuck to kill God. If Dave ACTUALLY got cucked here, he would find and beat the shit out of Gamzee.
>>155209365It didnt look great either
>>155209521oh no
>>155199361im sorry anon but shes down with the clown.
i desire to lick + fondle aradia's horns and grope her breasts and let her grope mine until she's sexually frustrated
>>155209614cursed
>>155209585lmaaao
imagine if the bc update finally introduces TC
>>155209672never gonna happen so soon (reversal psychology)
tc would make me coom buckets
>>155209672thats wishful thinking
if tc gets introduced i'm drawing him getting fucked for the next two weeks straight
>>155209727same.
>>155209724this artist have a tumblr?
>>155209766yes. sliamii
I want to draw in the HS style. It seems simple to learn but has a lot of personality. How.... do I............... learn? If......................................... I can't draw?
>>155209672AND AA. dont forget about her
*sighbc update tommoro- OH YESSSSSS
>>155209837she's cool too but i'm mostly here for the satyrs
so what i understand is that everyone one wants to fuck dirk and satirs
>>155209870we want dirk to fuck the satyrs
>>155206424>built to top>built to bottom>built to groom>built to be groomed>built to be a kinky creep>built to be an autistically cute badasswhy is bro built for every type of porn imaginable?
>>155208151dunno but he would be twice as rapable for it
>>155209001If there was only one character in the entire story that was single and unloved, it should be Dave.
told a woman I still like homestuck and she made fun of me....she is a kingdom hearts fan btw.
>>155210118>Homeless man calls another homeless man a broke ass bitchPut her in the press for giving you attitude
>>155210134SHE BLOCKE DMEEEEE :(I HATE ONLINE DATING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Ok tracker anon failed me. So i have to do it myself. A week ago i said "yeah im gonna go on my period next week." he says he will track it. I only sayin something cause i have to know if other anons synced with me. Another anon said *they* were also due for next week.I MUST KNOW
>>155210118>>155210140>can't handle a little flirtatious teasingdeserved
Why is post-canon John such a fucking bitch? Why is he letting a nobody talk to the Heir of Breath like that?
>>155210432utter dogshit.
Plus sized woman, oh I need a plus sized woman in terezi cosplay, oh I need a plus sized woman in terezi cosplay to let me fondle her tummy and grope her breast, oh I need that plus sized woman in terezi cosplay to lay on top of me, I need to feel all of her mass as she cuddles and kisses me lots. save me plus sized woman in terezi cosplay
>>155209480LOUD sex with terezi in the void
>>155210445Sollux got a lot a nerve talking down to John like that when his girl literally ditched him immediately after reviving.
>>155210445they need to fuck immediately
>>155210445Maybe Eridan was onto something.
>>155210693I raise you
>>155210445>A nobodyBro he's the big buzz, king of the huzz
>>155210793
Which homestuck character has a small to average size dick, but everyone swears that he’s hung?
>>155211171gamzee…
>>155211171eridan doesn't claim to be hung but rather that being hung is a sign of low intelligence/virility and impure blood
>>155211171Eridan or Karkat
>The last leg of the fight proceeds like a well-oiled machine. Perhaps a well-oiled machine careening down a steep hill toward the edge of a cliff, but well-oiled nonetheless. You, Dave, and Davepeta: that’s what you call a team. And not just because, upon examining your surroundings, you three appear to be the last three living or dead beings left in existence. But dammit, you’ll take it. You turn your hammers into an efficient spiral, a carousel of ass-kicking, and direct its fury right at Lord English’s face.John Egbert yearns for Shonenstuck
>>155211171karkat is a solid 4.5 inch nigga
>>155194143Homestuck is still alive and kicking
>>155211171where did gamzee being hung even come from? and dont give me the same tired “clown lel” response, tell me its because hes supposedly black or that hes a highblood. give me an actual well thought out explanation, as this fandom phenomenon makes absolutely zero logical sense to me considering his circumstances.
>>155211366>Tall>Big Horns>Ancestors and known as huge hulking trolls>Uses a club/bowling pin>High>Purple>Almost all the purples we see in Hiveswap are massive>Rage playerGee I wonder
>>155211528>Tall >Rage playertwo down.. does that make me spiritually hung?
>>155209521>>155209585KEK
>>155211528big horn = big penis is the troll equivalent to the big feet = big penis myth
>>155210445>to the Heir of BreathHe's literally a depressed washout in that timeline, who cares.
>>155211621And yet we all instinctively understand Tavros has a fat cock, curious!
>>155211621>big feet = big penis mythJust cause it ain't true for you doesn't mean the rest of us aren't hung
>>155210118just keep doing it, it's only gotta work once
You guys are making me a bit shy about my cock size. I barely hit the 5 inch mark, is it over for me?
>>155210445>:BJOHN NEVER USED THIS IN HOMESTUCK PROPER THIS EMOTICON THIS IS A JADE EMOTICON
>>155211528>Tallalthough common, not all men above 6 foot are hung. >Big horns this would mean that eridans packing more heat than equius, which is obviously untrue.>Ancestors and known as huge hunking trolls gamzees a malnourished freak that feeds on off of nothing but junk, hes not going to look like your typical purpleblood.>Uses a club/bowling pinwhat the fuck does this mean. when has your weapon of choice said anything about the size of your cock??>Highmost stoners cant get it up.>Purpleive already ruled out him being a highblood.>Almost all the purples we see in Hiveswap are massivesee above. >Rage playerdid you run out of shit to list off or are you completely being serious about this? if so, elaborate.
>>155211747ive said this before and ill say it again.. small cocks are cute asf. dont let nobody tell you otherwise!
>>155211752>eridansBud his horns ain't big, they are specifically the curved chud of horns>EquiusActually likely to have a smaller dick than you may think
I’ve jerked off twice everyday for the past month and some the shit I get off too is homestuck porn. Should I try to change my life for the better or should I keep going?
>>155211829i just came my brains out to aradiacest necrophilia you're probably doing better than me
which male troll gives the best rimjobs?
>>155211790>Bud his horns ain't bignta but they looks decently big on an actual sprite
>>155211872Equius would try the hardest while Captors probably have freaky tongues
>>155211885The sprites aren't exactly the best judges for sizes especially since they didn't exactly have real certified heights back then either, pesterquest and that requiem collab are more trust worthy when it comes to accuracy of measurement since HS was style limited and at times debatably inconsistent
>>155211872
>>155211913sollux/mituna/rufioh final picks
>>155211963(wrong reply ignore that)
https://strawpoll.com/X3nkP3O45gEhttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkP3O45gEgo
>>155211949gamzee tonguing a unwashed hairy anus.
>>155212044There is only one answer and if you pick anyone else you are objectively wrong
>>155212044who the fuck voted for cronus
>>155212456cronus, duh
>>155212044porrim is the correct answer
>>155206161I can catbox it sure. didn't know if it was explicit enough for jannies to care since people have posted even worse on blue boards
>>155210445Sollux avoids talking to people because if he did then he exponentially increases his chances of encountering someone stronger that would retaliate. Any Strider would make him shut the fuck up here.
gooood mooorning hsg!!!
>>155211274Nothing makes John Egbert feel more alive than combat. No groomed pussy in any timeline ever could ever change his undying love for beating the shit out of people with his hammer. His mental struggles in Candy were primarily due to the fact that there wasn't any foe he must kill anymore, while Meat John experiences the height of his life fighing the final boss.He actively wanted to kill The Condesce just because he hated his Dad's Betty Crocker cakesHe actively tried hunting down and killing the two god dogs in dream bubbles for what feels like sport. He straight up tried to kill Caliborn by himself with his bare fists, almost did it too.John Egbert is by all means a living war machine and I'm not even joking.
I lost a bet and have to read Homestuck now. What's the go to way nowadays?
>>155213117Nah, the issue is John, like his aspect, was never made to be tied down. He yearns for freedom, something to be free of, the life in Candy is the most restrictive shit.>No fighting>Everyone is in politicts>Can't retcon anymore>Can't fix when your friend died now>Can't get any pussy>Has to raise a whole kidCandy John's life is the unironic epitomy of being fucking trapped and not even having the right to leave to go explore the stars or something because they were in a black hole and he'd be going it alone instead of actually having anyone else to adventure with. He was trapped in loneliness, constantly told he was wrong despite the fact everyone borderline admits 'Yes, our lives here all kinda just fucking suck and we maybe suck too' and instead of trying to do something about it or take action all of them trap themselves in another problem meaning they are then dragging him down too since they'll constantly just shut him down every time he says shit or avoid and gaslight him into thinking he was the problem.Candy John was more trapped than a man could ever be, actual hell for a breath player who's also heir and made to be one with the wind.
>>155213235homestuck.com/good luck.
>>155213235if only we had on OP that included helpful links
>>155213325yep. that would help
i better see those links in the op next thread.
I bequeath to this thread a mod for Mario 64:https://files.catbox.moe/zta2bb.zipyes, I commissioned this.
>>155213235homestuck.com if you're lazy or phonepostinghttps://uhca.carrd.co/ for best experience
i think i will draw lily and ellith today. a whooole canvas of it.
good luck buddy.
>>155213787years of bro molestation did this to him
>>155213801made him a man of refined taste? where do I sign up to get bro molested?
>>155213787idgi is john cucking alpha dirk with beta dirk dakimura?
>>155213821you don't sign up if it hasn't happened yet you're never getting picked for the team
>>155213831*falls to my knees sobbing*
>>155213828It's self cuckery, Dirk's expertise
does dirk enjoy cucking himself? (500 word minimum responses only)
does dirk enjoy kissing his brother? (30 chapter fanfic minimum responses only)
>>155213524>a whooole canvas of itGODSPEED
>>155213524i could not wait any longer so i drew this before going out. unf. ellith putting her hand right there helping her girlfriend out.
>>155213265His "free" shit has always been fake. He was always told what to do and how to live his life, fighting faggots was probably the only constant in his life where he felt he was in control of what he wanted to do, no Roxy Rose Terezi Vriska and whoever the fuck telling him how to swing his hammer or how to blow his wind. If you wanna know what an actual Heir of Breath looks like, the closest we've got is Aradia.
>>155214161>ellith toppingkinoneed more pb/sd crossover ships
>>155214161did you draw this on paper? it came out super nice
>>155214306yep. i mostly draw in trad/physical media for now }:)
>>155213981No
I want Jake to cum :c
>>155214565from rape
>>155214565what it's stopping you?make the jungle boy cum buckets.
i want links next thread
>>155214621links to what
>>155214633dolphin pornHow is that even a question?
>>155214633homestuck and homestuck/mspa resources like the booru and such. that link stuff to help newbies learn about homosuck.
>>155214650Unfortunately I am in the wagie cagie so I am unable to do it. And I was basically the only one who ever did that. Sorry dude. Also good morning HSG!
>>155214786but you are still typing so
Almost done with the Korpus fic. Hope you guys have been enjoying it.https://files.catbox.moe/vrsp76.txt
>>155207779y'know, I never saw my fantroll this way. I was just thinking it'd be amusing to have a brick shithouse like him be stealthing around, Metal Gear style. you opened my eyes to new possibilities, anon. thank you.
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