Who you callin Pinhead?
>>155224848Horrid batsignia
finally they remembered his gen z babyface
>>155224848you wouldn't understand
>>155224848He's a big guy.
>>155224848>pinhead
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>>155224848Holy shit that might be the worst Batman bat I've ever seen.
>>155227286>>155226788>>155226654>>155224848>Big bodies with tiny heads.I hate that.
>>155227300It's an axe>>155227782He's like, 23
>>155224848Holy shit is that actually what he looks like? Fuck lmao
>>155227813He's barely in his 20's
>>155224848"Swear to me!!" in a tiny high-pitched helium voice.
>>155225632>being this newIt's an axe
>>155228106It looks like a snow shovel.
>>155225632>>155227300It's one of the best ones.
>>155224848gap moe
>>155225632For real. They could’ve had a badass death metal Viking type bat axe, but they went with a fucking block
>>155225632Imagine being mating pressed by this thing.
>>155227782That's because you're a coward.
>>155229381If you google bat axe there are so many actual bat axes that dont need a brick bat once you go through all the baseball bat axes. I'm pretty sure every single bat symbol could work for one.
>>155229381>but they went with a fucking block>make a block for a bat symbol>make it an axe>not a hammer why. why the fuck not make it a hammer? It's actually shaped like his bat
>>155225632It really is, the only reason folks like it is cause it can become a axe. The whole series feels like it's being held up by character reveals, it's all about how will this villain look like in this universe.
Didn't like Volume 1. Read it again and ended up liking it. Read Volume 2 and it was awful.
>>155224848absolute batman is so retarded, man
>>155228106You say that like it somehow makes this dogshit acceptable?
>>155230108Yup. Too bad the normies gobble it up like the good little pay piggies they are, at least they're not spamming the shit out of it like they were last year.
>>155224848>men have such unrealistic body standards for women
>>155224848>how you doin fellow anime enjoyers?
>>155224848Framemogging your other puny Batmans with his 5:1 shoulder-to-head ratio
>>155224848is this achievable natty?
>>155227782It's REALLY funny though
>>155227792then why does he have the face of an eight year old
>>155229611>why not make it a pizza peelactually this idiot raises a good question, why doesn't DC sell a pizza peel of this shit? are they dumb? do they not know it's only pizza oven dads who give a shit about absolute?
>>155227875>"I am vengence! I am the night! I AM BATMUNK!!!
>>155232015>Axes are weapons>Hammers are weapons>Pizza peels are not weaponsDon't call me the idiot you fucking smarmy nigger. Did you think I meant a carpentry hammer.
>>155229611Hammers (and by extension, mallets) probably fall more into Joker/Harley territory, hence the pivot to axe
>>155232002Because he’s young
>>155226654>>155227782i'm 190cm/6'3" and i'm 7.5 heads tall. 7.5 to 8 heads is ideal for humans, push it past that and you get pinheads. if anything, taller characters need bigger heads because they tend to have stockier limbs.
>>155229381>>155229554It looks like the Quake axe.
>>155232092>Pizza peels are not weaponsOnly if you lack imagination
>>155237634That would make a terrible pizza peel.Also, the absolute bat symbol would make a terrible pizza peel.I don't think you know what a pizza peel is.
>>155229673>The whole series feels like it's being held up by [NOVEL REDESIGNS OF FAMILIAR CHARACTERS], it's all about how will this villain look like in this universe.THE HORROR!!!!
>>155237677we're not talking about peels you muppet
>>155234867Not THAT young though
>>155238159>>155232015>why not make it a pizza peel>>155232092>Pizza peels are not weapons>>155237634>Pizza peels are not weapons>Only if you lack imaginationWeird that people not talking about pizza peels would say the words pizza peel so many times, you fucking mental midget.
>>155232015>>155238817>>155232092>>155237677>>155238159Are you all not American. Those are pizza cutters. You don't peel a pizza. It's not a fruit.
>>155224848Why does a 6'9, 420lbs muscle monster have a babyface? Literally nobody that tall and jacked looks like that.
