Why didn't he do this?
>>155225889
>>155225889>the joke is porn: scaly edition
>>155225889Because he's the worst of the regular spider rouges. It's like, why doesn't he just kill himself?
>>155225889He should team up with Sauron.
>>155225959Ok yeah but tbf I would rub my face all over his pecs if I could
>>155226044
>>155225971Lizard only works as a one time villain because Connors himself works better as a friend and ally for Spider-Man.
>>155225889The Lizard does not want to make bank, the Lizard wants to TF the world, not just the degenerates
>>155225971I mean after Shed there is nothing more to be done, Wells basically ensured you have a deliberate blind spot to this characters history, break continuity or Connors just kills himself - or descend to being nothing more than a basic monster.
>>155226044I probably wouldn't mind being a dinosaur person.
>>155225971He can't be the worst in a rogues gallery that has Morlun, Jackal and Hammerhead in it.
>>155225889Why should he?
>>155227135Money
>>155227334Dollarinos?
>>155227737Heckin dollarinos.
>>155227775Dollaridoos even
>>155225889I'm hard.
>>155226325Being cold-blooded would be hell on my heating budget. My friends with pet reptiles had heat lamps on 'em like, all the time
>>155227816nta but I totally forgot about reptile's blood being cold. It would probably be nice since I live a hotter area lolbtw iirc some studies show dinos actually may have had warm blood but it depends on the dino or something
>>155226044No, Sauron needs to team up with Stegron and his new girlfriend. In fact that page is from when they last teamed up.
Komodo was hot
>>155228219Post the page of spidey totally dominating her >>155227816Save a lot on food tho, eat once every 3 months
>>155227840They have teamed up in the past, but then Sauron found out that Stegron is an idiot.
>>155225889who's the arist? I like the way they shade and those abs
>>155227800I can think of at least three (3) ways to fix that...
>>155225889This is only the TASM version of Lizard. Comic Lizard is usually just a mindless murder lizard.
>>155230860GUH?
>>155228219I always thought that she was cool, but it’s kind of silly that some random person was able to “perfect” Doc Connor’s formula.>>155227840Her backstory was hilarious. I miss when we got ridiculous villains like that regularly.
>>155230860Do tell
>>155225889>artist doesn't know the difference between furry and scalie
>>155225971>>155226254What do you guys want out of a Spider-Man rogue that you consider Lizard shit? He's a foe that Spider-Man can't afford to hurt too much because he's a victim or circumstances and the challenge is saving Connors from himself.
>>155225889I’ll finish this
>>155233202>>155225890Good for him.
>>155230896Comic Lizard is just as brilliant as Curt Connors, he's just singularly focused on replacing humans with reptile men. The mindless version only became a thing in the 80s and he hasn't been portrayed like that consistently.
>>155234851I forget, did the mindless thing start when Calypso was controlling him with magic or whatever?
>>155225889>>155225890Plagiarist!
>>155236036I think so.
>>155236480milk.
>>155225889>>155226044Beast, Morbius, and Lizard could be working together to cure diseases. sauron would sabotage it and look for a way to turn people in to dinosaursbut birds are also dinosaurs so it might be funny if he started turning people in to birdsfun fact: pteronodons are not dinosaurs
lizard lizard lizard lizard
>>155236480I woukd fug the old witch.
