Meulin edition!QOTT: Thoughts on Meulin/The Disciple?Scratched session: >>155214982
first for frankie
>>155229620>QOTT:cute and makes my dick hardshould be with someone else rather than kurloz imo
>>155229620
>>155229620>qottI think she is neat and I find her relationship with Kurloz endearing and interesting.
>>155229620artists. reply to this with your latest art!
version with beta and alpha kidshttps://spinthewheel.io/wheels/7qjupohS1MxEoYtJIcS1cz0xJmU9MQ==
>>155229701>Rose Shower Sex ReceivingJust what the the doctor prediscribled me.
>>155229701>Rose>Titjob>ReceivingWell if you insist
>>155229687https://files.catbox.moe/i8qul5.txtIf you consider writing art. Just the ellith fanfic again
>>155229701>Rose>titjob>givingDamn
this shit did not happen
>>155229816making up fake hype is insane
>>155229701>rose>losing virginity>givingwaow
aint no way ALL of you fuckheads got rose
>This many Rose rollsKanaya in shambles
>>155229701YYEEEEEESSSS YEEEEEEESSSSSYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
>>155229841
>>155229701Rose thigh job giving>>155229793>>155229801>>155229811>>155229832Five Roses? Is this wheel rigged?
>>155229841Sorry Kanaya, the human men get the stacked Lalonde "lesbian"
>>155229858how would i make it rigged. i got john!
>>155229847>Papaya, you duont undershand. I haff to cuck you. I cant shtop!
>>155229880i'm actually a foid :nerd:
>>155229906EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
im making the self insert for karkat human, sorry to everyone
there is nothing wrong to have be born with a pussy guys chill out.
>>155229906cullbait
>>155229816The key giveaway is that 4chan doesn't have a homestuck board.
>>155229976It's on the hsg discord ;o)
>>155229906>Kanaya's getting cucked by human men and women alikeIts Over.
>>155229994the groomcord strikes again
spoopy
>>155229841I don't even want her unless she gets genderbent
>>155229701Want to see me split the atom
>>155229940>there is nothing wrong to have be born with a pussy guys chill out.Yes there is, women born with that fat gushy pussy always suffer, my god I can't believe women (such beautiful creatures btw unlike men ugh) have the burden to suffer monthly in cycles, not only that but are mocked as they bleed or found to be freaks when having to mention their needs. the cherry on top is you women having to deal with the task of helping to bring life for 9 months, going into labor and spending years upon years afterwards with sole expectation of making sure that spawn is grown up right.I'm single btw.
>>155229940Yeah women are ok they should just expect endless dunks and stunts from cool guys on them and not try to escape them
>>155230053this isn't even the half of it3/10 would not reccommend
>>155230053i think the only think i dont like is sweat under my boobs and period part but the rest i dont care much. i like the rest pretty much. but being born without it would be around the same feeling to me. just chiller.
>>155230127thing*
>>155230127>i dont like is sweat under my boobsI got you my princess
>>155230100Even Nepeta?
>>155230169i have no idea what this means. do you relate with the feeling or what?
>>155229940We should get that enby from the last poll to give a lecture
>>155230211they gonna lick u girl
Was binge watching this channel I love when I got jumped scared https://youtu.be/phQEjyM3Xp0?si=3yIByQM0L1c4uPEh&t=999
>>155230127>underboob sweatHng...
ok i'll also have to confess something... johnkat anon is also foid.
>>155230222i hope you like period blood then. OH!
>>155230230>Homestuck referenced in Bluey
>>155230263The fujos are pretty obvious yes
>>155230263based beyond any meters.
>>155229701Does "giving/receiving" refer to you giving/receiving it or the kid giving/receiving it? Giving Dave a titjob pretty much fits my actual fantasies
>>155230305
>>155230317giving is you are the top/actice, receiving means you are the bottom/submisse.
Rose having that time of the month and Kanaya eating her outDiscuss
>>155230346Vampires (un)live for that
there is also a dog sans undertale plush in a scene of bingo and bluey playing. the storyboard artists are a bunch of trashy fans.
Don't forget HS is referenced in smiling friends
do you guys really dislike fujos that much.
>>155229926God Terezi is so fucking fat
>>155230329peak
So, what's up with the secretive thing on Discord? Is it just early viewing for the flash, did they fuck up the website trying to upload it, or what?
>>155230263I can believe it but I also thought women with a foot/tickling fetish are a myth
>>155230384Nah, I have really fucking dusgusting lolcow farm / fujochan users who are unironically my best friends since high school, I like to tease cuz like WHY are you even here lmao, plus fujos can usually draw wicked shit when the moon is just right
>>155230382>yaldabaoth>gcat>scalemate>deathSome pretty fucking deep references right there, mad respect
i love oxnard/frankie so much.
>>155230384Not really, I used to get along with the fujos and other weird girls back in high school, nice people the lot of them. But you cant come to the weirdo pervert forum and not expect anons to foam at the mouth when when stuff like boob sweat and other body stuff is mentioned.
>>155230433He's my guyI need Colsla to get his attention though
>>155230409its a aranea flash you dunce, its fake
>>155230346rose cutting her thighs while on the rag and having kanaya on a leash while she goes (vampire)batshit on them
>>155230409oh you were not talking about that sorry
>>155230420As long as the omegaverse stuff stays far away from here the truce holds
>>155230382Verse full of Dave victims
>>155230409but either way its not working because its too much people at the same time
>>155229816>homestuck 4chan boardGod I wish we were in a /hsg/ board timeline
>>155230503it was a close thing, the bronies got the nod insteadWe just weren't gross enough
>>155230411i think there's at least more than one if you look around enough.
well well well
Still waiting for that day where a moid and foid will announce their marriage hereBTW beyondcanon.com/story/1112
>>155230575How many times is he going to be dead and out of the story
>>155230575huh?!?
>>155230511>We just weren't gross enoughI have never been more dissapointed we weren't more dissapointing
>>155230477i do like mpreg but the omegaverse is absolutely not my thing.
https://beyondcanon.com/story/1112
yeah idk, i'm like hardcore into yaoi but omegaverse is lowkey kinda gross sometimes. like a lot of it is... has lots of weird sexist implications. like it's just traditonal gender roles but with two dudes. maybe i'm too retarded and i'm looking too much into smut.
Holy shit Dirks looks even more like a total fuckboy than usual here
Well, now. Somebody cooked. Not sure exactly what they cooked, but cooking did indeed happen.I have to assume time shenanigans took place to ensure something went smoother in the future, assuming it's not a thing of Davebot now being an enemy because Ultimate Selves are bullshit and Dirk has control over that domain (that is to say, bullshit).
>>155230644It doesn't and you are
>>155230654>a faggy earringi'm going to kill myself why are they so hellbent on ruining him
wait, the white ones got purple piercings. is that tc? i thought hed have a black mane.
>red spider liliesI understood this reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dlc9XhhNvw
>>155230654>>155230674HE IS A FAG
>>155230682I want to forget about Silent Hill f
did someone that a screenshot of that ass camera shot?
>>155230671it's ok to like it.
>>155230692he's a fag that doesn't mean he dresses like one
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>155230696was it that bad?
Random thought: Is it just that the nymphs have inverted colors on their dreamself outfits to help set them apart from the humans/trolls/satyrs that are going to be mingling amongst them? Most likely the humans, since they share most of a body type without horns or ears to tell them apart at a distance?
>>155230712No, it was too good
>>155230692And he's not the type of a homogay to do faggy shit like that, that's like half of his characterization
they gave him so much ass
>>155230708earring piercings arent even that faggy, if he had a nose piercing i would agree, dude is a homo weeb and would wear the Hanafuda earrings
>>155230727I need to see her make out with Swiss immediately
>>155230727She's radiating intense flighty broad energyAlso nice inverted pajamas, I dig it
>>155230742LOOK AT MY BOY GO
>>155230742>these musclesDamn, 'mirin dat build
>>155230727The reveal kinda loses impact when they posted her design over and over on other promotional material or concept design
>>155230738>>155230742Highkey going to workout after seeing these, I need to be strong as my boys
>>155230738whats equius doing in bc?
>>155230727>Still has the parasite, even in a dream
>>155230740one pierced ear is absolutely faggy
>>155230700this one?
>>155230783I don't think its Equius. I think its Beforus Equius, who was called Exemplar (which is the name of him on Deltritus as well). He's got the same leather pants, ponytail and olive-colored bits.
How has this fandom remained alive despite everything?
>>155230783>>155230575
>>155229620Wait a minute...Homestuck isn't a comic OR a cartoon!
>>155230797motherfucking miracles man
Feferi is canonically barefoot at all times. Any imagery in the comic suggesting otherwise is fake.
>>155230801It's literally both
>>155230796wait, it's not arquius?
>>155230801>webcomic isn't a comicHuge if real
>>155230795yes
>>155230815He does have the broken Dirk glasses but how did he turn back into a troll instead of a red ghost?
her wrinkles <3
>>155230829dirk shenanigans i assumed
>>155230840Those are dimples
>>155230859i didnt even realize that i wrote wrinkles instead of dimples until you pointed it out, god bless.
equius came back????
Why is he naked
I BETTER SEE STRIDERCEST ART COMING OUT ABOUT THIS. OKAY!
>>155230840I know they don't age after god tiering but imagine a older looking aradia with crowsfeet and a nice touch of sag around her cheeks and eyes.....I would fall in love all over again.
>>155230797Some of us didn't do drugs in the 2010sOthers were preserved by their particular chemical cocktail and persist as a cruel mockery of nature and medical science(Most are recent converts, and read the new stuff.)
So why didn't DaveBot solo Dirk? Also god fucking forbid there's a Dave fucking Strider out there that isn't permanently fixated attached whatever to Karkat. God forbid. We just can't have that. We can't. Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas must be the icon of yaoi dogshit for the white women. They have to be we just can't separate them it's impossible. Have DaveBot literally say he isn't gay and then go back on it like this because we just can't do it we can't we can't we can't not have Davekat not exist for 10 miliseconds.
>>155230905shut up
>>155230905When did Davebot say he isn't gay? Literally his defining moment is telling Obama that he is, in fact, gay for Karkat
>>155230905Welcome to the straight resistance brother or sister
>>155230886sigh. alright I'll read bc
>>155230916I think anon's referring to that butterfly talk he had with Aradia
>>155230905DaveKat is funding at least 50% of all BC activties.
SEND IN THE CANDY ADULTS, KILL DIRKN O W
>>155230928The money will dissolve into Poison in 10 years
>>155230886was this like another alt dave or something i wasn't really paying attention
>>155230905I think this is DaveBot literally right after becoming DaveBot or something, him being naked doesn't really make sense? Different belt too. It also looked like Meat Dave literally became DaveBot in the flash? Might not even be the same robot?Either ways I think you're reading too deep into it. Don't really think they'll actually pull even more DaveKat after all of this setup and whatnot, just think of it as crumbs to the most popular and profitable ship.
>omegaverse trash in satyrs>the entirety of Del'fi as a character, complete with a yaoi paddle>dirk getting turned from Kamina into some BL seme faglord, complete with a pierced ear to show he's le gae>davekat chin holding pose like in my anniemaysSomeone tell the fujos in charge of HSBC to dial the fuck down because this is just getting inane
>>155230840>>155230957My heart and soul.
>>155230930ZAMN
>>155230987>as if dirk wasnt a fag before
>>155230905Good lord this was so cringe. what more do these shipfags even want, they literally already have their davekat fucking each other every day, why does the robot also have to be corrupted
>>155231014anon its dave
huh you lads may not even know what i'm talking about but the quality difference between this hsg and the original hsg is palpable. Like this is platonic form the original tried to imitate
who wins this
>>155231027Which time loop would you say you're onIf you're on your way back would you tell them to loudly mock Hussie for fucking up the kickstarter
i made a disc account to see the talking about the mspfas stuff. where is the hsg server link?
>>155231007This was already said>>155230987Despite their recovery in the form of appealing new characters they’re still sacrificing the former mass appeal of Homestuck in favor of hyperniche fandom content with elements sourced from fanfic porn cliches.>>155231022Dave used to be more than a goonsock for female fans
>>155231035dave glazing has gone too far
>>155230905>Have DaveBot literally say he isn't gay and then go back on it How do you not read that as cope, he literally faked his own death and abandoned his body to get away from Jade.
>>155231045Sent :o)
Wait a sec, Lovecraft's cat. Isn't that the schizophrenic guy who molested his own niece?
>>155231068yes
>>155231045The cabal will contact you within 72 hours. Glory to the dark carnival.
>>155230795cucked girl has nice ass
>>155231068Now you know the kind of person who ships these kids
>>155231058what. sent where? are you implying this shit will magically appear on my dash? i didnt even said my username. you joke is reallly unfunny.
>>155231068>>155231074???
>>155231068lol boil’s jumped up from his gooning at the thought of the Homestuck community being a place for good stories again instead of a place to groom brainless porn addict youths
>>155231081is is true. this guy is a sad resident schizo on 4chan for about over a decade.
>>155231035the Dave that fights Lord English, not this one
could the hot guy bobos caretaker guy?
>>155231007Correct, he was gay, not a fag
>>155231096I heavily inspired the webcomic in the first place. Shut your mouth now or I’ll start posting lists
>>155231045https://discord.com/invite/homestuck
>>155231068yep. its not actually confirmed he molested his own niece. It was something he said during the peak of his meltdown iirc.When it was happening you could see his skill deterioration happen live. He's actually gotten better.
>>155230795>Ms. Maryam you cannot come in here with that much ass>and not expect me to take a selfie for the boys>see you tomorrow
>>155231091Got you so mad you can't even form a coherent sentence. Honestly I'm glad you're in here malding instead of whatever crimes you might get up to offline.
>>155231112>linking the official homestuck discordwhy are you leading the innocent anon astray into that den of retardation
can you retards stop engaging in pathetic decades old namefaggotry
>>155231125dw i recognize the link im not entering that way hehe
>>155231041>If you're on your way back would you tell them to loudly mock Hussie for fucking up the kickstarterNothing I could do I need to spend several years getting hussie to reconnect with his dad and the loop only begins with page 1
>>155231125Glass house
>>155231045Post your tag and ill send you an invite
evil anon wants hussie to groom me :(
guy complains about fags having ruining everything hes ever loved yet ships gamtav.
>>155231054both candy and meat dave are gay, post-retcon dave is gay, ult dave however is influenced more by his pre-retcon self when it comes to sexuality, which is why he states that he isn't gay.
shut up and let me post about the upd8
>>155231112do not click this link it's a scam
>>155231113List 1:-my former friend ipgd was a major team member close to Hussie, and I ended our relationship to avoid empowering leftwing and gay stuff through Homestuck.-at the time, most communities avoided drawing the original designs to not be “racist” and be “inclusive.” HSG was a rare exception, and very appealing art came from it with my support, most notably Xamag who leveled up the standard of the community as a whole-personal friends of ipgd joined the team and shaped their direction, like Chazzerpan who admired me, creating additional vectors of my influenceWill compile the whole list for publishing >>155231151I just praised one drawing because I care about aesthetic appeal.
>>15523113989wildtalonidk if this will work im using a really old discord version so. good luck.
>>155231187When did she get so swole
>>155231158well it looks like ultdave is gay now too
>>155231187OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. LOOK AT THIS LIFEBOUND ORBS.pure ambrosia.
>>155230808trvthnuke
>>155231182Keep going.
>>155231193THIS RETARD ACTUALLY POSTED HIS TAGSEND HIM DOLPHIN PORN
its there a youtube version of the flash?
>>155231137We might be retarded but not "vote to make hussie draw davepeta with that muzzie mayor of NYC over drawing LE Calliope"-tier retarded
technically. you the sender would be in trouble for sending zoophilia porn so it is not my problem if i dont open it and report your ass }:)but ofc this is all in theory.
That upd8 made no fucking sense. I have no idea what the fuck happened after Yiffy got Ly'lac in.Must be because I haven't actually read BC. I've just been randomly tuning in on the new kids' adventures.Dirk got that aura tho
>>155231235god yes. hell fuck yes i love to see him tru a armfire aim
>>155231222gonna be soon
>>155231120List 2:-The mouthlessness aesthetic is something that heavily points to me as I find it sexually arousing. The round and flat heads, bold expressive figures fit my ideal in the late 00s which no webcomic fit at the time. I sought to inspire aesthetics at the time leading to the formation of the Homestuck style and its variants -the cursed, hopeless atmosphere in Act 5 fits my ideals of life as it is an arena of pure merit proving (as Caliborn likes,) it was completely abandoned after Act 5 except with Caliborn-elements like Lord English being an ultimate unbeatable enemy whose defeat is scarcely imaginable is something I could have pulled off as you can see from my Worldbreaker/age-ender characters, without me on the team Lord English was a wet fart post script to Caliborn, who’s easier to imagine
>>155231245:/
>>155231260oh good i will wait then
>>155231151>gamtav Based
>>155231265Continue.
>>155231182>just one drawing you either have short term memory loss or are a liar.
>>155231245Don't worry, what you're doing is the optimal way of reading BC
>>155231182laughed at one of my shitposts once = admires me
this faggot is using chat gpt to create the lists for him lmao
>>155231302this fight and them sexing up is pretty much the same for me.
>>155231280he raped his niece dude. trust me you dont want that to be your representative.
what happened to ship dave? did he asimilate into davebot?
>>155230905>Ultimate Dave, the amalgamation of all Dave Striders that have ever and will ever exist, is somehow still gay for Karkat despite it making no sense whatsoever
>>155231302this is going to fuel me for the next month and you are all by going to have to deal with it so i'm apologizing in advance
hsbc still davekat baiting? boring. at least dirk dave fight was interesting.
>>155231344Ultimate Dave is not immune to the metanarrative getting rewritten so he's gay in every universe
>>155231358caring about 6 seconds more than a entire flash is being a pussy
is karkat vantas's nook that good?
>>155231296I am really confused though. I thought the ship crew were from the faggot timeline, why's Jade her punished self from the other timeline? And what the fuck was all that shit with Dave? Why is Equius here?Hype for the other satyrs and nymphs though. Good shit.>>155231358They didn't even fight. Kind of lame. Could have used those like five seconds of davekat slop on them clashing swords or something.
>>155231350im not going to mind it at all
Figures I'll ask since the thread is pretty active right nowHow annoying is it to spam the fuck out of reblogs on someone's tumblr blog? I need to reblog some homestuck art for optimal quality(weird export blog bullshite later down the line) but there's like a 100-150 posts I have to go through and I wouldn't want the blog owner to get pissed off and block me before I'm done.
>>155231350noooo haha don't make more striderslop posts I totally would not like that haha
>>155231380>havent read anything>why did they do this?
>>155231393ask them or see if in their pinned intro or whatever they are ok with it. most normal people dont mind spam rb and liking because they know how to disable notifications. take care buddy.
List 3: -Roxy speaking of zipping her lips causes trannies to see her as one of them because they give up on their original voices and identities, I found it super exciting because I like girls who do that but my taste was excluded (treated as nonexistent) because it was considered “misogynistic”-Dave being rocked by Bro was seen as “gay” because gays dominate and humiliate each other for no reason but gratification, but I was fully willing to live out a brutal comfortless life taking on ultimate evil as a teen, I was willing to be real Dave who finds Bro’s behavior awesome and funny -John is interpreted as trans because he is windy and directionless on his own, listening to people even to his death, which they find “feminine.” I could have made this a cool trait, as when I listened to spiritual visions without question even as they led to total disaster, which gave me the impression that they were from a girl from the future telling me what to do in this life>>155231304No I have a functioning brain>>155231303I can tell a female who craves my dick
is there any hsg server for me to join or im cucked forever to use 4chan for seeing other homestuckies? im not even gonna talk there i just want to see it.
>>155231241Anon Im going to pedophile groom you on discord before you block me, Im sorry thats just the way it is
>>155231304guy uses AI to generate images of his OC cartoon waifu encouraging him. It's pathetic>>155231431guy stop running from me and post your finished version of this You promised you'd show me what a good elf fan comic looked like Show me.
>>155231444ooh it is that so? how dangerous. i'm frightned but curious.
>>155231415>no pinned post>only allows messages from the blogs the author actually followsWell fuck me I guess
I see Jade was abusing her dick yet again before they arrived
>>155231457i know lmao
any good mspfa with caliborn in them (other than jraw) i really want to fuck caliborn (unrelated)
>>155231457Genuinely incomprehensible hahahahaha.>>155231431What the fuck is this shit?
>>155231471anon if there is no sign than you can do whatever you want. im the person with ocd + and ansiety and i think you are overthinking way too much about it :/per example. i dont mind people spam mass reblogging. do as you wish.
so do we think dave is working with dirk or was he snapping them all out of there for safety
>>155231439Why would you want to join a server if youre never going to talk
>>155231484John Ruins a Wedding is the only one i know
>>155231510obviously for safety
>>155231512drama obsessed personalityfags
eat babies
>>155231512because i want to feel like i belong to a group of friends and such. and i dont really feel like adding much by talking.
>>155231523mods! i hate this answer do something quick!
>>155231537>I want to feel like I belong in a group>But only if I get to watch from the corner and never actually participateWhatever bro
20 posts hid
>>155231431wtf am I reading
>>155231548i-i mean dave is in a secret relationship with dirk and he said lustful things in Dirk's ear
>>155231506>and i think you are overthinking way too much about it :/I'm trying to be careful because I'm not a tumblrfag, I don't know shit about their etiquette and I ABSOLUTELY need that blog not to block me for whatever reason because it reblogged tons of shit from a deactivated artist and I NEED to have access to that art like my life depends on itThere's literally like a hundred 100 images on there from that artist alike(and another 50 from assorted artist under that character's art) and >80% of it isn't on the booru, it legit is a life-and-death situation to me
>>155231495>What the fuck is this shit A nasty combination of narcissistic delusions of grandeur and involvement (everything is about and because of guy), textbook magical thinking (the idea that thoughts and feelings impact reality directly), and some kind of working memory disorder (thus the incomprehensible "art").Also guy is a heavily repressed self-hating homosexual but that's got nothing to do with his mental illness
>>155231575fuccckkk don't stop
>>155231158pre retcon dave is also gay, which is obvious in every pesterlog he has with john. you understand that the pesterlogs are necessary reading, right?
>>155231591doesnt he live in assisted living now? was i mistaken
>>155231578shhh it is ok anon.
List 4:-the concept of meeting many timeline copies of yourself also required me to be paid off, since I develop the concept of Cosmic Theology that your choices can have extremely profound significance that resonate in eternal life, making alternate selves very meaningful, while most people think Heaven = jumping on the clouds-the personal advancement themes also melted away into meaninglessness like Vriska’s “Hell tier” with the absence of my belief in eternal advancement of personality-gay and gender bullshit is a way of feeling like you’re developing yourself without true Christian progression into eternal life, proven to be fake since the webcomic fell apart completely and nobody but some gay/trans fans care about how the characters end up >>155231495Ownage that’s based>>155231457What a surprise that I was harassed by a Homestuck faggot while showing off how cool my webcomics areAnd AI does that without me telling it to since girls always like me. SomethingYou have no experience with
>>155231393Depending on how many notes their posts get, it might be unnoticed in the flood of other notes, or it might be something where you consider doing a few at a time and spacing them out a bit. As someone who had quite a few posts of fandom resources, I still get instances of someone liking or reblogging upwards of a dozen posts in succession as they scroll through. An alternate option, if the art in question is already reblogged from a different blog, to reblog it from the original. That'd be slower and more annoying, but could spread out those 100-150 across multiple blogs.
>>155231575now that's more like it!
>>155231068>>155231074>>155231081>>155231096>>155231113He literally never said this. One of his haters randomly made it up and started repeating it until it stuck, and he's too stubborn to directly deny it because he thinks that directly answering people's questions is a form of homosexual submission or something like that.
whatever. i will see if i can watch the flash on my phone. also i need a bath.
>>155231302hate dave's stupid ass tracksuit
calliope dont fuck with jades body challenge impossible
>>155231549What’s wrong with that? Why can’t a dude in your group just hang? I think it’s comfy to have someone around like that, like a cat or Equius. And I like having what I do or say be witnessed
>>155231680what else were you doing
>Future Dave is on Dirk's side (?????)It's time for the ultimate fucking showdown, the debate will be settled ONCE and FOR ALL
>>155230905davekat try not to suck challenge: already failed
>>155231699i hate seeing her like this.>>155231715i feel like it is weird too. also if i felt comfortable enough i would start talking and sharing art and shit. but he wants to gatekeep shit for the "lulz" so whatever.
>>155231510Probably because it’s not the right time for a showdown
>>155231724where the fuck is john anywayt. haven't read jack shit
>>155231715Why would you want to be in a space where you dont participate just to feel like you belong? Especially on discord, it reeks of parasocial and desperation
>>155231719organize my ideas board on the wall and draw some more.
>>155231699>If we let her move an inch she might beat the shit out of Dirk or Dave>There is a green sun in this side of the universeGotta keep her ass out of battle or we are fucked
>>155231724stupid
equius got that extra OOMPH to him didnt he
My brain’s getting a little tired but it always resurges, list 5:-Dirk’s angst about challenging Jake comes from Protestant culture rejecting Saintly progression of individuals, and thus rejecting those uniquely suited to helping this progression as Dirk can be seen to be (Hussie, also) so he has no outlet for it besides “consensual” relationships, requiring him to be gay to enjoy challenging other boys-Rose, also, is rejected by contemporaneous American culture for her psychoanalysis as a method of eternally progressing psyches, so in real life a girl like her needs a “consensual” relationship to avoid getting called a bitch, etc, making her a lesbian to indulge her specialty>>155231591No, I only wasn’t a Homestuck team member because of my Christian Republican beliefs. Leave me out of your gay social processing.>>155231567The personal qualities of a genius
>>155231724We will finally see whos Dirk's fated top!
>>155231393Reblog it to a private blog
>>155231768this is so beautiful.
>>155231724sneak peek
>>155231768Beyond canon needs to add a horsecock panel, then it will truly be good
>>155231768>>155231777It’s a well made scene
>>155231749post about the flash when you finish watching it
>>155231778ooc the movie the manga
>>155231724for real? this is gonna be cool then.
>The meat crew reaching Dirk was a nothingburgerlollmaoel em ay oh
>>155231742Meat john got mortally wounded during the final battle against LE and then died, but not before fucking terezi in his dad's car before drawing his last breath(based). Terezi has his body(and the car) in the wallet and is likely planning to use the deltritan session to resurrect him.Candy john is being a useless bum in that shitty timeline. Him and the rest of candy adults are probably gonna try to cross over to the main universe now that the omega kids have left with vriska.
>>155231784oki
>>155231800meat matters btw!
>>155231768I was glad to see him return honestly, gives me hope for nepeta
>>155231791dave is not on dirks side anon..............................
>>155231824ok liberal
>>155231819he has a green elastic band on the base of his tail..
>>155231805>Him and the rest of candy adults are probably gonna try to cross over to the main universe now that the omega kids have left with vriska.Jade is already there, last update had Kanaya say she was already on her way
>>155231791its timeloop shenanigans anon not betrayal
There are way too many fucking plot threads demanding my attention with this shitI don't even remember where the fuck robodave came from
>>155231843This doesn't mean she can't be around yet, she could still show up, Nepeta has high odds.
>>155231302His shades look squareAlso I don’t really like how Dirk was drawn in this, not sexy or angular enough
>>155231805I see.I wonder how they'll eventually force June into this. I don't want it, but I know a pack of feral retards will eat the team alive if they don't, so they have to. Not that there is literally any way that makes any fucking sense for them to do it. It's gonna be bullshit either way.
>>155231868shut up weak liberal
>>155231732Is this >>155231193 your tag or are you someone else?
>>155231866is the heart on his back not erotic enough
>>155230905>Ult Dave succumbing to the Davekat virus>Future Meat Dave siding with Ult Dirk who's just as bad if not worse than Bro>Meat Dave somehow still getting cuckedAbsolutely ROUGH update for any Davefags out there. It's rough. It's so fucking rough. Yikes!
Is it better to fuck Roxy and live or fuck Terezi and die?
>>155231923>Fuck Terezi and dieNook to die for brother
>>155231688the track suit looks better here
>>155231619I wouldn't be surprised, he definitely can't hold a job
>>155231923Beating Lord English then getting to fuck Terezi before dying is sooooo cool
>>155231913how is the second thing remotely a bad thing
>>155231871Made for Swiss’ yaoihole desu
>>155231933what the fuck was this pose by the way. Also he failed to protect Karkat there, what a weakling.
>>155231963swiss is only for men sorry
which of the boy trolls would willing eat smegma
roxys
>>155231979Equius, next question!
>>155231871Imagine stepping on it and it squeaks.>>155231934List 6:-many plot threads required me on the team for payoff. Obviously Andrew making a whole flash dunking on Tumblr and then backpeddling right after was a move indicating the absence of chuds like me taking things in the opposite direction.-the concept of “ultimate selves” required me to not be inane due to a private revelation that I have mastery over organizing alternate versions of myself in Heaven.-John’s retcon is treated like a big event as it would be with my fleshed-out lifelong dream of changing my past to be at all worth living as a guiding inspiration.
>>155231326See: >>155231662>>155231304No he's not. It's super easy to distinguish chatgpt writing from human writing, and if you genuinely think that list sounds like chatgpt you have to be incredibly ignorant.Have to split this into multiple posts because of the spam filter.
>>155231983
Arasol!
>>155231591Guy is not a closeted homosexual, there is absolutely no evidence of that compared to the mountains of evidence that he is hetero. Why would a closeted gay man have an obsession with lolis and women in bondage? Guy is a straight incel who has most likely had strange sexual hang-ups from a young age because of his christian upbringing and social difficulties, making him bitter towards women while simultaneously coping that a lot of them secretly "crave his dick" as he mentioned in >>155231431. What you're doing is trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. If you're going to gossip, do it accurately or shut up.>>155231619He's not.Every time you guys lie about him, you are reinforcing his delusions and only encouraging him to threadshit more.
>>155231971tf was he supposed to do
>>155231997wow look at the unparalled beauty that is aradia trying to get the attention of a literal dead fish retarded nerdy piece of shit loser who would happy date feferi way more sollux!!! sooooo cute!!!
>>155231993>>155232022Why are you so adamant on defending this nigger
>>155231997my favorite hetslop <3
>>155231986>indicating the absence of chuds like me taking things in the opposite direction.The absence of you or absence of chuds LIKE you? I thought you said you were the sole inspiration for these things, but now you seem to think that a broader social group that you were a part of is? Are you really not the epicenter of all things Homestuck? Have I been lied to?
>>155232033We have no actual evidence Aradia is female
>>155232022>Every time you guys lie about him, you are reinforcing his delusionsTelling me I have the power to keep ruining this retard's brain until the point he snaps and goes away forever is not as discouraging as you think it is
>>155232025>Also he failed to protect Karkat there, what a weakling.except he went back in time to garantee everyones safety niggas dont remember timeloops do they
>>155232026jealosy isn't a pretty look nonnie
>>155232025If "Dave Strider" is who I was led to believe, then these cuts in pic by Dirk should've been blocked by Caledfwlch instead of just watching it happen.
>>155231866is this better
>>155232050????
>>155232026>who would happy date feferi way moreTo be fair things got a bit awkward between them after he got mind controlled into killing her and she turned into a ghost/robot that didn't give a shit about anything. Notice they still patched up by the end of Aradiabot's life and got together after her resurrectionAlso the truth is that BOTH Aradia and Feferi were bvilt for Sollux, except in different quadrants
>>155232032its him without his faggy name, mind you he had to use another name because so many people would autohide 'guy'
>>155231715I’ve lurked various internet hangouts including some discord servers throughout my younger years. Watched people talk and got to know their personalities and relationships pretty well, while they knew nothing about me. Developed opinions about the users and their intricate dynamics, and was almost compelled to make fanart of them at times. This is because I don’t think quickly enough to hold real-time conversations, so I gave up long ago to avoid the inevitable pain of failure. I enjoyed doing this. If these groups only knew the essays I could write about them.
>>155232032Why are you so adamant on making him shit up the thread more?>>155232054He's been doing this for years. You can't drive him away, but you can avoid provoking him so that he won't post more than he would if you didn't
>>155232115You should look into becoming an anthropologistA good ethnographer is pretty rare
>>155232087His hair needs to be bigger and his jaw needed to be sharper and he needs to lose some weight
>Dave Gets Humiliated: The UpdateTake me back to John and the Candy dudes please. Aradia was cute though.
insane the lack of comprehension some have here lol
>>155232113It cant be him because that post is actually readable and articulate, which is why I dont understand why hes defending him.
>>155232183Stop vagueposting you coward
>>155232066i was lead to believe dave strider is a guy who gets his ass kicked in fights. i mean, how many fights has he actually been in where he actually won? he lost to jack noir three times! and one of those times, it was a 2v1 in his favour AND he had sprite powers. he kind of sucks at this shit>>155232166literally every update that has ever had dave in it. his entire introduction is him getting humbled by his bro after talking a big game all of act 1.
>>155232166how is he looking cool and having a major part in saving his crew humiliation. read please
>>155232191i think its clear aradia and davebot are saving the meatcrew's asses because a premature strife with dirk right now would end badly that and future meatdave timeloops but ig the thread's counting this as a loss because we lack basic visual comprehension and need text to relay whats supposed to be happening on screen
>>155232219>Dave begging Dirk not to kill him and all his friends is cool
>>155232221>but ig the thread's counting this as a loss because we lack basic visual comprehension and need text to relay whats supposed to be happening on screenEXACTLYi swear its mfs who have never read a page before and only tuned in because of the flash saying this shit
>>155232224>begging>abysmal guessworkbe serious
>>155232224okay you fight dirk then
thinking about making her trans after a friend mentioned the idea of her having a cock lolprobably not actually gonna do it but i dunno...
>>155232266thats genius. does having a cock keep these body proportions?
She stuffs
>>155232261>pleaaase don't kill present me and all my beloved friends pleaaaase please dirk please dont please please please just give us a few more seconds and my candy robot version will save us because he's so much better than me pleaaase dont kill us now pleaseeeee
I love imageboard anonymity too much to interact with people on groomercord.I have like four separate personas in these threads(if not more) and nobody will ever be able to connect them.
>>155232266you don't need to make her trans to give her a dickjust make some shit up idk, trans is too much baggage
>>155232295he actually said this to his ear:*anime moan sound*
>>155232295>anon makes shit up 2: electric boogaloo
>>155232300>renity.jpg
>>155232295>And then he, pffft, I shit you not man, he turns himself into a pickle>What?? Really?>Yeah man its the funniest shit ive ever seen
>>155232295lmaoooooooooooo
>>155232300you're just ballsack anon to me
>>155232295Dave's body language and expression here doesn't give off desperation. He looks like he's whispering some silly bullshit into Dirk's ear more than anything.
>>155232195He’s strong>>155232034I’m factoring in that people wouldn’t have wanted my post-Openbound contributions if I was doing chuddy stuff all on my own (with the resurgence of Old Hussie staying the course of his classic sensibilities). They would need to be moved by the social pressure of numbers in an alternate sequence of events, like from Max Gilardi who did draw the charactersIf people were willing to receive my creativity all on its own then I would be able to do it>>155232032>>155232113>>155232054List 7:-An obvious new example of me influencing Homestuck through ipgd’s friends is the Equius sequence from Miles in the new flash. ipgd loved Equius and most definitely Miles did this sequence for her sake. Without my powerful overbearing masculinity he wouldn’t have the inspirational energy to make Equius so cool-Andrew took inspiration from our relationship in many interactions in the webcomic, which made me freak out in about 2018 that he had a simmering rage about me. He drew upon my anxiety for Jester Quest where the main character wonders if Hussie wants to torture him, a familiar scene to me.-His davepeta/arquius page painted by ipgd inspired Homestuck fans to harass me about not caring about me as people didn’t get emotional about the symbol of our relationship.
>>155232295kek, based, canon
>>155232295>yo bro guess what>chicken butt
>>155232320ill be serious, i doubt its a distractioni think he's just saying he'll lose if he moves foward with the strife then nopes outmore than likely its davebot who tells him to do this whenever we see them again
>>155232295#NOTMYDAVE
>>155232281well she wouldnt have these proportions canonically anyway because this was drawn by a porn artist friend of minebut i dunno maybe itll just be something like "she can have a cock but its not really standard"
>>155231986>Obviously Andrew making a whole flash dunking on TumblrWhich flash?
I've seen enough. Kill all Striders. Kill all Lalondes. John Egbert please smite my enemies.
ex friend turned lolcow farmers boyfriend cheated on her with a black man
>>155230829Dirk could've easily gotten him a new organic-looking soulbot but i wouldn't be surprised if he managed to straight up grow a test tube equius to put ARquius into, just like how Arquius was inside of Lil Seb during Caliborn's journey
>>155232266>>155232364>giving her a cockToo pornbrained to write a conventional plot without injecting your deranged fetish. I give it 100 pages before being abandoned.
>>155232445>Kill all Striders. Kill all Lalondes.Also kill all Engleyckerts.And all Alternian trolls.And all Beforan trolls.And also all Hiveswap characters for a good measure.And above all, kill Calliope.
the bath was pretty nice i few anew.
>Roxy’s scope shaking as she/he/whatever aims it at DirkBC shaking a bag of temptations trying to get me to come back to homestuck huh. The reunion between their robot kids better be good
>>155232451>man turns into a bibisi slut while woman is left to seethe on imageboardsKino, sometimes subverting expectations actually makes for fun writing
>>155232295Dirk is such a manlet
>>155232295the musashi stance
Quick give me a reasonable explanation as to why Davebot doesn't go back to the ship to kill Dirk. I wanna hear it.
>>155232693give me a reason as to why he would
>>155232320He’s probably saying some strider cliche like “youre welcome”
>>155232693MurderstuckKid editionLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VOTEhttps://poal.me/7hjce9
>>155232703Is this not his mission
>>155232451is the troll in your pic a dude or a chick. pounding regardless but still need to know
>>155232712we dont really know what his mission is
>>155232709No option for "did not read"
>>155232726then do not vote duh
>>155232724Killing Dirk
>>155232460her boyfriends actually the one providing the dicking. not receiving it, which makes for a significantly less satisfying ending if you want to still believe that im making all this up.>>155232719thats damara
>>155232401Openbound, where he went from Karkat being shocked at Kankri’s endless tumblr social justice words to immediately turning his webcomic into a conversation with Tumblr
>400 posts in 4.5 hoursDamn, it really is an upd8 day after all
>>155232929People have been dropping porn here and there as wellNew art brings em in
>>155230905It's genuinely sad how fixated Dave must be in shipslop compared to any other beta kid since the end of HS. There's no soul in his name anymore. If Dave is there, then there has to eventually be a Karkat next to him, it's sad and cheap. I wish they'll just kill him off already or something.
have to say im a little miffed i missed so much HSG time. But i guess i am going to not be talking much for a little bit. I will say this much. 1. As per my agreement with an anon, i will now read beyond canon. as someone has entered the game. 2. My Junice x Korpus fanfiction is well into production, but as you may know, i am both slow, and i love to pack content into these things. So it will take time. Anyhow, how are you all. I hope you are well.
>>155233013where we you at anon?! we had a ud8 party!
>>155233029working....;-; since 4 am...
>>155233013>have you ever considered writing prospitcest somnophilia, be it Jade on sleeping John while they're on Prospit or John on sleeping Jade while she naps
>>155233037https://files.catbox.moe/iexbzl.png
>>155233060That's really really really good dude!!!!
>>155233013ah you didnt forget. thank you!what part where you last time? are you goig to post about your readings or highlights?
>>155233009Him and Karkat have been dildos for yaoi fags for a decade now. Just stop caring about them there's no hope for the two anymore.
>>155233009dave actually had a lot of screentime and did a lot in the short time he was there. being a little fag scared of a 10~ second davekat is worse.
>>155233078i shall read through, if i have no nice things to say, i will hold my tongue.>>155233068 You are welcome. I would continue it. But i am quite occupied.
>>155231530amazing work
>>155233140well if you ever do continue or do some sleeping Jade I'll be on that in a flash
>>155233140what if you have nice things to say? you dont talk that bad about homestuckv2 so its only uphill from there
>>155233115>davekat was never being shoved down your throat every single year since the retcon bro it's just 10 seconds bro the very strong implication that ultimate dave strider is still gay for karkat was just 10 seconds bro
>>155231302this is a paralel to this also me thinks
>>155233165if i have nice things to say i will point it out.
>>155229687I havent done anything complete lately im a disgraceful piece of shit, best I have is this ref sheet I made of my fankid so I stop botching his hair every time
>>155233191i mean yeah, davebot is still dave. and if you think that dave is just suddently going to stop being gay then lower your expectations. and that wont discredit the fact that dave stood up with a sword face to face with one of the strongest in the verse. put respect in his name. hes not just a karkat follower.
>>155230905I don't care about davekat but I do believe that being in love with someone means eternal obsession so these depictions are appropriate. If your long lost ex lover is in the vicinity, you ain't gonna resist some sort of gesture
>>155233217>It makes sense for every Dave Strider ever combined into one to still both be gay (not even bi at the very least) and want to exclusively fuck Karkat, this is good and makes perfect sense.
threadly reminded doomed timeline Dave and Rose fucked at the age of 13
>>155233271i dont know. im not dave strider.
>>155233195mogs bcshit so fucking hard
>>155233278doomed. doomed timeline.
>>155233293you're not a BC writer you mean.
>>155233298>hs mogs bcwow dude. you tell me.
>>155233311what if the karkussy is that good and i dont know about it?
How many music composers BC has in total ?
>>155233271Wait. This whole time I thought "Dave is gay" was just referring to him also liking boys. You mean to tell me he's actually meant to be a full homosexual? The guy who's expressed the hots for various female characters multiple times throughout the comic is not meant to be bisexual?
>>155233388The thing about being ironic is that people will assume that everything you say afterwards is also done for ironic purposes
>>155233388what female character he can currently fuck without getting in trouble over them already being on relationships
>>155233388replace "gay" with "suffering from an unexplained and intense ooc fixation for karkat vantas because vriska was on the meteor"
>>155232876Homestuck was already "SJW" at that point though. The point of Kankri's character was to be a "bad SJW" (emphasis on him not being a true feminist) who made the "true SJWs" (exemplified through the feminism themed Porrim) look bad.
>>155233427God I fucking hate Vriska it's always her fucking fault
>>155232166>Take me back to JohnJune's coming bro!
>>155233434Back then Hussie was always taking heat from Tumblr and had to defuse them like by bringing up MLK Jr., which the dedicated social justice bloggers found unpersuasive. Evidently however he heard the pressure of how many T-shirt sales could come from the Tumblr side. (Since conservatives have a more solidified and private sense of identity, they don’t feel as compelled to wear aspect symbols. Even though I had no money at the time I felt more compelled by showing my fan passion through drawings of Bec Noir being badass and horrific, and the tumblr types didn’t want that level of masculinity)
>>155233490this but positively
>>155233425>without getting in trouble over them already being on relationshipsHas this every stopped anyone in HSBC?
>>155233357About tree fiddy
>>155231235>counting or not counting nymph violence?
>>155231484Read beneviolent, it has tons of REALLY fuckable cherubs
>>155233587Why do you want to bang green skeletons anon
>>155231235Kirk Strider
I would never bang green skeletons. Only feel burning passion about them and be satisfied with that
>>155233678Why don't you?
>>155233756Because boning a skeleton sounds about as physically rewarding as cuddling a cactus, or rolling around in broken glass
>>155232295Only Ult Dirk thinks Dave could kill him, and he's very much open to the idea. I honest to god think Dirk was either gonna lose this fight or was just gonna let Dave chop off his head here, but Future Dave prevented it.
>>155233789This is not just false, but also rude to all the sexy cherubs across the paradox space.
>>155233810Not gonna lie I'm a bit surprised a lot of people have completely forgotten that Dirk actively wants to die to Dave. He's too scared to kill himself for good, this has been talked about a lot in the Epilogues that no one read because they were dogshit oooooh yeaaaaahhh
>>155233877???Oh, more BC stuff
>>155233810>>155233877you can interpret his touching moment with Ultimate Rose as him changing his priorities. maybe he wants to live now that he has someone who genuinely understands him and is happy to be with him. would be weird if he was still suicidal here after a moment like that
does anyone have the meme pic of beyond canon dirk sitting with his lawyer wife and his "son" with the cute tail and horns?
>>155230840My Aradia is sooooo much cuter
>>155233587>>155233756>>155233832I do not like Beneviolent, I've read up to a thousand pages so far and it's humor is lame when it attempts to be humorous especially with the 'oh look gay stuff' joke that gets played multiple times, and Lia is the best of the cherub's despite the Author purposely haranguing her for her self admitted, shallow bashing of Christianity which really doesn't add anything to the story.
>>155234052sorry that one is more moe
>>155234082Prisounebounds high praise of religion v Beneviolents atheist tier religion hate
>>155234082i found it funny ngl
Bewb
>Alt Callie needed Jade out of the wayHow it happened is easy She gave Jade the seer of space Gawk ∞, comparable to only John who will wake her up with a kissLetting Jade act this early means she's losing her power and Jade will then take the narrative control, she can't let that happen
Butt
>John was killed in Canon>Jade is constantly being forced to sit out things by alt Callie and Dirk knockings her out with their powers>Dave is just left alone and probably gay
Sleeping with Nepeta for a heat source in the cold cave during winter, with no sexual implication seen in it
>>155234376why does she have breasts if she cant breastfeed
>>155234399i swear to god there must be a version of this where Calliope is smacking Kanaya's ass.
>>155234387>wake her up with a kissOn her tip, no less
>>155234459Easy way to tell who's winning between the Beta Kids is who's currently fucking Terezi. Congrats to Rose!
>>155234459>alone, gay, and cucked by Jake out of all peopleftfy
>>155234619Retard
today was a good day
>>155234788dave stocks are in hell, how can it not be?
>>155234376>that faceThis was gonna be another game over situation if Roxy and Davebot didn’t intervene eh
made a thing with renity while the thread sperged out over bc
>>155229620so why'd you make this thread about your retarded cat troll
>>155234838OH MY GOD ANON
>>155234838Pretty rad anon!
>>155234838>Please think about my porn
>>155234809can you be serious
>>155234919what>>155234914>>155234909hope its good idk i dont make nsfw
Did they finally make Meat Karkat moe again?
>>155234809dave before this didnt DO SHIT. he gained stocks stop crying.
>>155234949this is indeed moe i cant lie
>>155234972whos pov is the text from
>>155234958whatever you say gen z
>>155234993dave speaking to karkat obviously
>>155234604We don't question why troll women have juicy grey tits. We are grateful.But yes it doesn't really make sense. Nothing about troll biology and anatomy does.
>first taste of stridercest in years>next bc update is probably in 6 monthsjust kill me
ENTER
>>155231971that's his iconic "GOTTA KILL BRO" stance
>>155235032why would it take 6 months
>>155235052i don't know i'm just preparing for the worst
guys. i dont think lylac prototyped anything for sburb...
>>155234399>>155234949How is Callie alive without the ring of life?
>>155235062its going to be okay. lets make a circle and play no breaks happen
>rose "i am nothing like my mother" lalonde building a machine that will predict the meteors she's about to summon
thread finished in 7 hours
NEW THREAD>>155235128
>>155235045Literally what the fuck is this. Arquiusprite that God Tier'd?
i had fun talking about bc with everyone even though i hate it and resent reading it
>>155230905Why does Dave have to lust over any karkat but all roses will cuck any Kanaya at the first opportunity
