Why did Peter Parker web up Vicky from fairly odd parents
>>155233787Selina sometimes watches Bruce bang his other hoes
>>155233787Clark and LoisReed and SueBruce and Selina
>>155233787Felicia canonically believes Peter is the best she's ever had. Don't know if he reciprocates, but probably.
>>155233822That's Timmy though
Wolverine fucks like a mad man. So anyone he is with, I imagine.
>>155233838Hot and I hope she joins in sometimes too.
>>155233838That sounds more like something Talia would be into.
>>155233822Peter "Redhead Tamer" Parker is finally administering the correction everyone else is clearly failing to give.
>>155233949Who do you think taught her
>>155233787Peter and MJ because they fucked so often in the comics.
>>155234009Oops I meant this for you >>155233965
>>155233838>>155233949do you think Selina gets off seeing Bruce in the gossip rags with some bimbo starlet or supermodel on his arm?
>>155233787Me and my own drawings.
>>155234077I hope so
>>155233787Reed can stretch his dick for about half a kilometer, and he can science up insane aphrodisiacs or make an orgasm ray in about 10 minutes in his lab. After that, Hawkman and Hawkwoman likely have a lot of angry, sweaty clawing wild animal sex with leather, straps, and other medieval tools at 10K feet. They probably go into freefall to see if they can make each other cum before impacting the ground. And they also take full advantage of the fact that they have healing factors so spiked whips and other sick shit is involved.There is a reason they are powering the Violet Lantern Power Battery.>>155233852There is no way in hell Clarke and Lois has anything but good ol fashioned lights out chaste, suburban sex.
>>155234077half the time it's selina pretending to be a starlet
>>155233787Never forget what they took from you.Please god let the move rid of us this plague.
>>155233787Most of the magic users probablyAlthough I'm struggling to name any stable relationships outside of this one
>>155233787Gomez and Morticia Addams.
>>155233787Peter = Service Top/SwitchFelicia = Switch leaning domme/enjoys brattingMJ = Subbiest sub to ever sub bondage queen
It's bizarre how sexless modern ASM is considering how Peter is supposedly some responsibility bachelor in a current no-strings sex thing with an alien.This BND crowd just can't do eros. Or agape, ludus and pragma for all that's concerned.
>>155234326*responsibility free
>>155233787Mr Miracle and Barda. Two supertough powerhouses from Apokolips that fuck like they are likely to die in horrible ways tomorrow and leave a deep crater in the Earth after they are done. >>155233852>>155234213Probably the one thing about Clarke that is not super enough for Lois. He's such a fuddy duddy boyscout while she likely did coke-fueled bathroom fucking at Paramore concerts in her early 20s.
>>155233787MJ's kinda low tier because she won't even let Peter drink her breast milk.That's like half the reason you get your wife pregnant in the 1st place.
>>155233935Jean is so lucky…
>>155234326Happens when the writer is a middle aged virgin.
>>155234370But she’s with Peter.
>>155233863He did say she was the most fun he had in or out of the suit
>>155234213Nope. Clark canonically has his barbarian outfit stored away for roleplaying. Lois and Clark get freaky.
>>155233852>>155234213Modern Reed and Sue this is true. 60s to late 70s not really. Reed was so autisticlly focused on science and Sue was so miserable I can't imagine it was good.
>>155234403Iron Boy is a faggot
>>155234428Bullshit
>>155233935Logan is also known to be a 30 second wonder that immediately falls asleep afterward. A lot like Namor, he is a well documented bad fuck.
>>155234428Namor pls
>>155234213>[Hawkman and Hawkwoman] are powering the Violet Lantern Power Battery.…come again?
>>155234599He probably means the Star Sapphires, who are powered by love.
>>155234493Logan’s mutant powers literally make that scenario impossible. His regeneration ability makes it nearly impossible for him to feel fatigue.
>>155233787250+ kids, they must be doing something right.
>>155233787
>>155233787my self-insert OC and IDW's Alopex
>>155234493I doubt so. Storm is kind of a sex freak and she's always after his dick.
Lol that nobody's mentioned Rogue and Gambit aside from that cap from Gail Gooner Simone.
>>155234762Not being able to touch each other is pretty miserable for sex anon
>>155234863Rogue has had control of her powers for a while now, I think since shortly after she married Gambit.
>>155234921They've been having sex since long before that too.But it's curious that they didn't have a mention considering all Rogue fans talk about is how much sex they have. I guess is like those couples with a terrible sex life that talk about it like it's superb. I'm gonna guess Rogue (npi) sucks at sex.
>>155235006Are there any comic characters that canonically suck at sex? Every time it’s brought up it seems to be because the character in question is very good at it
>>155233787This is what comics needs more of: Wholesome kink.
>>155235146At this point I'd just settle for mutually caring, loving and supportive.
>>155234685Same rationale
>>155235026If nobody ever says that they're good, then you should assume that they're bad.
>>155234493>t. Scott
>>155235164Sure, but I always thought it was cool and unique how Peter and MJ’s sex lives got MORE exciting after they got married. It seemed like they were always trying new things and there was this intimate, playful vibe.
>>155235026Apparently, all comic characters are super kinky sex freaks, because that's how modern readers project themselves to be. Doing a lot of bdsm or kinky stuff doesn't always mean quality sex though.>>155235164Within topic, I'd read a story with Rogue being all loud about sex with Gambit and telling him about more shit to do and he's all "can we just cuddle?"
>>155235197Oh definitely, Peter and MJ were the razors edge of what you could get away with in a mainline ongoing comic for a few decades.Now we have... fuck you can't even joke about the devoid lack of heart or plot anymore.We need to get it back, it's just this current gen or writers and editors have stuck around for three damn decades. It'll swing around, we're at the tail end of things if only because they are finally getting aged out and moved on.
>>155235230This. Rogue looks like the wild one while Gambit just wants wholesome
>>155233787Imagine sex with Spider-Man, dude is super strong and has super stamina, is super flexible and can stick to walls/ceilings & he has bondage gear on demand. Imagine getting it in wheelbarrow position why spider-man is hanging from the ceiling while holding you with one arm
>>155235239there’s no way it can be fixed without a full reboot at this pointEither that or the abandonment of continuity entirely
>>155235248I'm pretty sure it's canon that they both are big on bondage and Gambit I'm pretty sure has done stuff like sex in handcuffs with a female cop in one of his solo runs but then again he's also probably a gentleman that just gives what his partner has an interest in as a priority
>>155234326Plus it's canon that Peter takes nude photos of MJ and of them fucking because aunt may found them once
>>155235415Canon Spidey has many canon sex partners desu, that guy fcks aroundMCU Spidey is 1000% virgin
>>155233838>"Bruce, we haven't tried that rooftop yet."
>>155233787Do you think spider-sense can warn you if she's gonna get pregnant if you don't pull out?
>>155234599Those little silhouettes inside the thing are Hawkman and Hawkwoman.
>>155235423The Lowe office are just going to treat the entirety of the Wells run and even much of the Kelly run like Sins Past, some heavy shadow over everything - never mentioning it or bringing it up. It will be bloody difficult considering the effect all this SHOULD have on MJ and Peter, but they are going to just memory hole it worse than Ewings whitewashing in ANV, allude to 'events' and leave it like that. Even though this was four fucking years, twice as long as the Clone Saga and Gwens entire life.Some future gen is going to take Dead Language apart though, that will be cathartic.On topic, did Gwen and Peter ever actually have sex?
>>155235490No, Gwen never fucked Peter, it was a plot point in Sins Past
>>155235432It's also canon that he just wanted a girl to cuddle with and watch TV until female gooners (goonettes?) took over the character and he's the plaything for their fantasies. He's been with one single chic for ten years, he rolls like that.
>>155235599Ah right I had forgotten that part, I keep getting distracted by Tommy Lee Jones
>>155233838>>155234280>>155234358evil women are the best
Just like she fakes looking good and she doesn't even shower, I'm gonna say Emma is a terrible laid and makes people think she's not. Cyclops is just nice about it.
>>155234326Imagine how sexless future xmen is gonna be...
>>155235599Gwen and Norman absolutely had the best sex life, and Spider-Gwen's going to learn all about it.
>>155233787Not surprising that they have 11 kids.
>>155235634Agreed.
>>155235643>Emma telepathically convinces Scott that they just had sex and he should do better next time>she's not even in the same room at the time>she may actually be getting NAMORED at the time
>>155233787>>155235634>>155235811Victor Von Doom and Morgan le Fay canonically are friends who fuck and have been doing it for at least 800 years, they probably do some freaky shit.Also it is hilarious that there was a whole series where she uses time travel to just hang out in a rent controlled apartment 3 blocks from Avengers Tower and the Baxter building that is their fuck pad and everyone knows about it but leaves them alone because they don't bother anyone. Besides that one time where he literally becomes MF Doom in a hoodie and crashes there.To be fair no one in their right minds would interrupt them while they were just having a romantic evening and chilling out.
>>155233787MJ definitely gave Paul the best sex ever.
>>155234428Claremont addresses this explicitly donkey dong
>>155235479Didn't they get made into a stargate or something?Brightest day was incoherent and I refuse to remember anything after the 3rd army
>>155233787Mr. Miracle and Big Barda I think have the best sex life in DC comics.
>>155234287Objectively the best answer, I have yet to see any other couple more I love and enthralled with each other than these two.
>>155234287Forever and ever.The winners of marriage.
>>155236108How old is Doom? Haven't ready any F4
Betty and Hulk probably have a great sex life, just Bruce is the poor cuck.
>>155236482Younger than cranky old RICHARDS
>>155234213>>155235479It's weird because depending on the run, the hawks can end up with little to no interaction. I'm not even sure they both always exist in the the post-"whichever quintennial crisis reboot" worlds.
>>155236245He was buried as a christian which is religion that looksup to virgins so no. Meanwhile, Putin raping Poland and Paulfags with nukes is canon on the other hand.
>>155233787Why did MJ start talking like a black?
>>155236482>How old is Doom? Canonically the 'spark' that created the universe was Doom snapping his metal fingers while Rocket Racoon watched during the Big Bang so he is as old as the universe since he created it and he is the last person around when it ends.Physically he is appears to be in his late 40s or early 50s, he mostly acts like a middle aged guy who can punch Yetis and lions to death. Don't think too much about his age because it it involved Marvels sliding time scale and because Doom is effectively God. At some point IRL in the far future when humanity stops reading comic books he will be the last comic ever written.
>>155237231>Canonically the 'spark' that created the universe was Doom snapping his metal fingers while Rocket Racoon watched during the Big BangThat's stupid.
>>155235632Never understood why they try to make Harley the dominant one. Ivy should be filling the air with pheromones while using vines to make Harley experience sex so utterly incomprehensible it wipes the Joker from her mind
>>155237573Because the whole idea is stupid pandering that was never thought through
Name your favourite superhero and whether they sub, dom or switch.
>>155233787I've always felt like Oliver and Dinah but maybe that's just because Mike Grell had them fuck quite a bit if I remember right.
>>155236502One of the smarter Hulks and Griffon Betty in immortal hulk, caused the rest of the crew to be happy the building stopped shaking.
If we're talking about actual feats, by way of characters in-universe saying it, it's Mr. Fantastic.
>>155233838he wont eat her out
>>155233822Shut the fuck up.
>>155234118Isn't that risking a papercut?
The Loud house parents.
>>155238127Obviously. Heroes don't do that.
>>155233787Green Arrow and Black Canary.
>>155234280In this style, Swamp Thing and Abby
>>155235434it's canon
>>155233787Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson.
>>155240076>bondage-queen>voyeurismGod what other kinks is MJ into?
>>155240076>>155240290Peter's "spirits" begin to rise
>>155237936Oh, yeah. Weren’t they having sex every few issues or something?
>>155234280>posting that page>instead of the one immediately preceding itprude
