Vintage edition.QOTT: What do you think about Hussie's early works like TSO, Problem Sleuth or Cheerfulbear? Do you think anything about them holds up?Previous session: >>155235128
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>>155245209HELLO NIGGA I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAMEHELLO NIGGAIT SEEMS THAT YOU THINK THE INTERNET IS YOUR PERSONAL PLAYGROUND HELLO NIGGA
>"leave Dirk to me guys!!!"
>>155245222just gonna post bc and not respond QOTT, bozo
>>155245382gayass eastern european fit
>>155245312Karkat has a smol pinus
>>155245398would dave fight for ukraine or russia? what about dirk?
its really fun when BC makes me forget that it blows dick and is inconsistent as shit and half the plot points get forgotten/retconned and that i will die of old age before the plot gets anywhere
>>155245209Problem Sleuth was the last thing of his I read that was actually any good. I liked all his earlier stuff and I think they all hold up, except maybe the clown comic, and I made a real effort at liking Homestuck but it's just. So. Boring.
>>155245092My statement still stands.[/spoiler]if you think it tastes like ginger ale you are stupid
>>155245382Karkat's shirt with the drooping scoop neck makes him look like he has boobs
>>155245486gooseberry jello with battery acid
>>155245456i don't have it, but there was a small comic where dirk rants to dave about jake in russian
>>155245456all ill tell you is that they hate fags in russia (the ukrainian ones can runaway to poland)
>>155245382does it make literally any sense for meat dave to not at least be seen training on this ship if he plans on potentially fighting Dirk? Too much Davekat made the writers forget he's supposed to be the first line of defense here and now he just looks silly as fuck. Dirk should've killed them.
>>155245209>homestuck >each player has a personal planetary quest >the reward upon completing it during proper gameplay is becoming a god>problem sleuth>each character has a personal quest of spirit>the reward upon completing it is gaining awareness of your latent female alter egoWhat the FUCK did andrew mean by this?
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>>155245554>anon seriously thinks dave can beat dirk
>>155245548They hate fags the way Bro hates fags
>>155245456Idk about them as east slavs but dirk as a western european would be one of these numerous gays voting far right because of muzzies
>found bc equiusxnepeta goons but nep has a dick and fucks equius in his vagina so i dont know if anons will approve it
>>155245616i saw that post, its kino
>>155245554Meat John literally couldn't bring anyone in his Earth-C to fight LE because everyone got too weak over the peaceful years, Dave and the rest of them were on a mission to kill themselves
>>155245616@?
he got design mogged
>>155245654https://files.catbox.moe/9d9xu1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/2lgrbn.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/oxubgi.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/r1420l.jpg
>>155245684>https://files.catbox.moe/r1420l.jpgHUBBA HUBBAso is it actually equius or some weird dirk (arquius) splinter that took form as a satyr
>>155245663the presidental stamp looks retarded
>>155245721nah it looks cool, dirk didnt make dave's soul bot so
>>155245705consult the theorists in the thread and they will give you 4 different answers
>>155245721Classic strider aesthetic to be stamped with shitty bullshit
>barely anybody liked Davebot since his intro>5 seconds of Davebot caressing Karkat's chin drops>suddenly everyone likes Davebot now
davebot solos
>>155245803crazy what a redesign and a cooler set of actions does for a character
holy timing loland no, its because of the design
>>155245817>redesignnigga he's naked with a cape on
>>155245825yeah and? i like it better and the artists drew him better than his other appereances
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>>155245803dave strider has and continues to only exist for karkat yaoi. if that isn't happening then he must be ignored. that is his fate forever more.
>>155245867replace karkat with dirk
>>155245867replace dave strider with karkat and then replace karkat with dave strider. pic EXTREMELY related. i don't give two fucks about dave.
>>155245867enough about your fantasies disrespecting dave strider's name
we could be suckling on equius giant new pecs but we're too entranced with this
>>155245803I don’t remember anyone disliking Davebot, but I haven’t been spending time in these threads. There may have been a lack of interest due to Davebot’s motivations, purpose, and origin all being kind of vague, confusing, and unfocused. As opposed to Rosebot’s sexy drama of being willingly groomed and kidnapped by her father, which much of the epilogues and post-canon focused on. Davebot’s origin seemed more like a quick shitpost, and then from what I’ve seen from the fandom (didn’t read), what he was doing with Aradia remained unclear. Now he’s making moves on the main scene. And being sexy for davekat fans I guess
>>155245952FACTS
>>155245987FINALLY someone with a brain
>>155245987>>155246005so what's with the shades
>>155245982WHERE IS ROSEBOT NATION AT
>>155245982*didn’t read most of hs2 or beyond canon, to be clear. I read the epilogues and half of it was beefing up what was rose was becoming with dirk, while candy dave was mostly about karkat and jade drama, then suddenly fell ass backwards into dirk’s bizarre obama shitpost and davebot
>>155246011dirk didnt like his squares so he gave him triangles while staring at his massive pecs
whens the tc porn coming? we basically already have his full design.
i guess davebot was slightly cooler now that he did a single thing rather than he did literally nothing.
All these Daves being gay faggots for Karkat by the will of some evil green skeleton retard while Davesprite is currently engaging in metaphysical soul sex with Nepeta inside of the flashing sprite abomination.Orange Dave won.
>>155246070not exactly.. bobo was not boboing all over the place
Dave this, Dave that, whatever man, when's John gonna bash Dirk's head in?
>>155246111when he gets out of a wallet or are you talking about the one who doesnt show up. well both dont show up but you get the point
>>155246111in 5 john years
>>155246099ooooh shiiit
>>155246086thats with every character, dave before didnt do shit before this flash
>>155245952>weequius only has TWO pecs. I'm sorry but you're all gonna have to fight to the death for those spots
>>155245726Yes he did
>>155246099What about him
>>155246189we have his whole body to suckle on anon we can share
this is just reminding me of that one comic I saw on my annual browsing of shitter where dave is tattooing dirk's ass and asking if this is really appropriate for bros to do, and dirk says they are far too deep to even pretend to be normal at this point, and then they end up fucking
>>155246203not the same as suckling directly on his indigo nipples but hey if some of you are willing to downgrade be my guest
so yall are sharing this right?
>>155245867>We're going back in time to the first post-retcon day to get DaveKat off the menu
>>155246202Suifuel for Sollux and win for Eridan so it evens out
>>155245952renity’s face when she see’s my micro penis
>>155246244yes of couse, we sharing this full meal>>155246233anon lets not be greedy it'll upset equius
>>155246099Who the fuck drew this
>>155246264yeah she's too busy with like 4 others lil man
>>155246282John's dick would cover this whole gif
>>155246244literally ASKING for it I mean look at what he's fucking wearing
>>155245209I think about the TSO comic with the voting slot regularly.
>>155246289>Colsla's dick would cover this whole gifFTFY
did you all wanna fuck equius already or was it the update?
>>155246245YOU CANT UNFUCK THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY.
>>155246289>>155246309but we're not talking about john are we>>155246316i liked him already now i just wanna fuck him even more
>>155246309colsla stop. its smaller than the roaches you have
>>155246245Wasn't this what John was unironically about to do the minute he found out he might've turned Dave gay
>>155246316guess
>>155246381look at those toned glutes....
>>155246045Dirk’s denizen Yaldabaoth being a worm with a head that’s literally the light aspect has to mean something right - oh, neat>Also Caliborn’s denizen>Scratch needed Rose to create the green sun and pave the way for Lord EnglishIs she ever gonna stop being stolen and being used by manchild gods?
>>155245867>Karkat after fumbling Terezi eventually becomes a FAGGOT forever>Dave after breaking up with Terezi eventually becomes a FAGGOT forever>John after breaking up with Terezi (because he died) eventually becomes a TRANNY forever>Gamzee after breaking up with Terezi eventually becomes a PEDOPHILE foreverI'm noticing a pattern.....
>>155246484>Gamzee after breaking up with Terezi eventually becomes a PEDOPHILE forever??
>>155246484erm the john who "broke" up with terezi is not the same john who became that.
>>155246484Yes, anybody who isn’t a colossal faggot wouldn’t fumble Terezi, and that includes Vriska. Vriska however has the power to unfairly get her way, so she spent her life not realizing what she was fumbling and turning Terezi into a fumbler
>>155246484>slightly chubby tereziOUGHthe fuzz is good too
>>155246516same with Dave too, it doesn't matter though, all iterations of their character must suffer from one man's mistake. The mistake being fumbling Terezi.
>>155246551I really like the cargo pants terezi interpretation
>>155246099After looking of numerous fan-art of these two, I kind of like them together. They'd be a chill but really fun duo who play around a bunch. They're comfy.
goodbye my time duo......
>>155246184the angry asian milf expression works a little too well on aradia it's scary (i say as a mixed kid with a korean mom)
>>155246508he grooms jane’s son and rapes a 16 y/o vriska lel.
https://mspfa.com/?s=27631&p=1So what do we think about this guide?
>>155246794We litigated the state of MSPFA a year ago, I guess we're time loopingLet's begin: FUCK VAST ERROR
>>155246791NANI?!?!
>>155246634It’s davejade 2.0, kittycat editionBoth jade and nepeta are pure hearted girls with incredibly autistic hobbies, that also aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty for practical purposes. A guy like dave is made moe because he yields and goes soft for girls like that, as opposed to relentlessly mocking them like he would with guys like tavros or john. A knight that kneels for sweet and brave princesses. Maybe finds them relatable, maybe they represent the warmth and openness he wishes he could embody if he wasn’t forced into roles of coldly butchering himself and timelines. His fursona is a kittycat so he’d prob flow better with Nepeta. I suppose Davepeta is evidence of that
>>155246616Justice is stored in the pockets.
>>155246951>davejade if it was goodI'd like it if it was confirmed to be a real thing or something, at least I can rest easy knowing there's a Dave Strider alive that's not sucked into the Davekat black hole
whos coleslaw
>>155247027/ourguy/
>>155247027hello newbuddy
>>155245554You can't really beat Dirk at this point, not anyone from meat anyway. The best they could do is have earnest interactions with each other and hope they have some sort of Buddhist revelation about friendship and family so that Dirk sees the error of his gay ways.
>fumbles terezi>fumbles jade>no homo-zoned by john just to end up transitioning anyways>constant "oh you're soooooooo into me lmaoooooooo <3<" with vriska that never goes anywhere>can't keep his dick from shrinking into his pissy little body about how offputting nepeta + aradia areis there any autistic girl karkat can't fumble?
>>155246193No he didn't, Dave got his from Obama specifically. He was a hope player
>>155247117>not anyone from meat anyway.Don't lie bro, we all know what happens if she actually gets to face Dirk. He literally knew she started becoming aware and tranqued her to make sure she couldn't stop him, she has actively choked out Alt Callie and forced her to leave her body more than once; Everybody else gets left alone and free to think for themselves, both Alt Callie and Dirk repeatedly make Sure Jade can't move or do anything cause Meat Jade is narratively aware beyond what they can do anything about for a reason not really explained. Jade flat out doesn't listen to what they are trying to narrate her to think or do at points.
>>155246825LOVE VAST ERROR
>>155247211i know the next paragraph is about to seem like absolute glaze but bear with medirk can probably go hand in hand with jade, he has more sauce and aura, is more handsome. and do we know to full extent of his ultimate body? no. he still has soul abilities. in the flash we see dirk cutting shit from miles away. thats just his katana too. and he was confidently going to beat the crew's ass
>>155247230ALL THE MSPFAS ON THE FRONT PAGE ARE DEAAAAAAAAD
>>155247362SBURB.EXE IS RIGHT THERE
>>155247117>You can't really beat Dirk at this point, not anyone from meat anyway.Stand ready for his revival.
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>>155247334Bro he's got none of that, he ain't doing shit. He has run away twice, had to tranqu Jade because she was going to beat him and Callie was gonna use Jade's body to do it, he lost in pesterquest to the player and then got BTFO and banished, another thing is that his body is limited. Ultimate self has a lot of boons but the individual is stated to need a physical form to actually do any influencing hence why he ran because he can very much still be killed physically which would require him to make another new body which he might not be able to do on command given how he ran instead of just letting Alt Callie kill that one body he had originally and how he has had to actively stuff Rose in a Robot and Obama had to do the same for Dave because Ultimate self was killing Rose just because she understood it Something that hasn't happened to Candy Jade who also understood and discovered the concept but was unaffectedUlt Dirk is kinda a pussy. Jade can physically 1 tap him which is why he doesn't even give her the chance back before he left, and he can't kill her due to conditional immortality meaning until she actually does something it won't be ruled as Just or Heroic but if she does it to him Conditional immortality will rule him as Just due to his current situation as being a dick, Alt Callie sorta implies she has no real control over the clock ruling either meaning, given she's technically stronger than him right now, he doesn't either and Jade choked out Alt Callie and forced her to go fuck off for the longest.Alt Callie also implies Jade has some immense higher calling as of current hence why letting Jade kill herself to spite Callie was a non option. Jade stocks are at an all time high and multiplying given Candy Jade somehow forced her way out of the black hole before everyone else could stop her and that Jade has even more control over just her space powers. Dirk would be a victim, especially once John also shows up
>>155247440MEAT JOHN IN THE FLESH???
>>155247468>the mf who never shows up in time
>>155247547He's there when you need him and never a moment sooner
anons talking about the heir of breath like hes something.you have heard of "potential man" before.but how about the nothing man, because he doesnt do nothing and i can count his on-screen moments the same amount as he had sex with roxy. abysmally low.
yes im counting both johns because the slander is paradoxal.
>>155247622>potential manThat would be Dirk, buddy had to call Equius to save his planet of little horse people
Guys, I need Caretaker art. I need to feel the squiddy embrace of the best Nymph MILF we've ever known right next to Meemaw
>>155247622He's coming...
What rap does he actually listen to?
look at this thing i just found on atf, this is literally just swiss.
>>155247700?
>>155247728This has no aura, Swiss has A U R A
>>155247622Dirk's really mad he never got to feel heavenly Egbert head and since John is dead hes taking it out on Jade. Sad!
>>155247722gambino
>>155247728can we edit this into swiss gentleanons?
johnfags are lucky meat is dead because if he was alive he would fumble bitches like his candy part daily
btw if you ever got close to john you would recoil from the stink because he uses the pajama godtier and never washes it.
>>155247836>>155247858who let dirk into the board? doesnt he have to- oh wait thats right he has nothing to do because he pussied out of a fight
and just because he beat LE doesnt mean i cant do it too.
and i bet he cant do the windy thing anymore because hes an old fart at this point
>>155247906boo
>Nearby HORSEMEN are in your AREA>CLICK (strongly) here for MORE
>>155247762I still think this fight was uneeded instead what should have happened is Condy hugging John because he reminds her of her son
>>155247722deltron 3030
>>155247883THE DIRK GLAZE HAS GONE TOOOOOOOOOOO FAR
back in my day drawing rose as a fat bitch was the height of degeneracy
and just to finish it. even if "jegbert" became johnbot, all possible johns wouldn't have a pecker above 4,5 inches in all timelines.
>>155248026You missed the anon several months ago who repeatedly linked an animation of Jade getting banged by Jack NoirThat was quite degenerate even by the standards of this place
>>155247362Maybe it’s time to invest in new ones, anon. Consider for example, Robin:https://mspfa.com/?s=71619&p=1
>>155247858>>155247883>>155247906I will follow you to the ends of the earth, my goat
>>155248061He's coming...
um. vast error updateddeconreconstruction.com/vasterror/2558
>>155247211This is just not fair to say. You can't say "Jade can beat Dirk if she wasn't dumb and Dirk wasn't smarter than her." She has been legit, chain-stunned this whole arc. Callie and Dirk know how to deal with her. This will continue to be the case.
>>155248115dirk's blood btw
>>155248115Your is hero trash, kid.
>>155248200>godzilla_stroke.jpeg goes here
>>155248121Bro its clearly not working, Callie literally got body ejected which wasn't a thing before and Jade right now is straight up comatose meaning Callie isn't even there.Their plans to stop her have gradually been not really working and she keeps going around them, her not being there is a problem because it means she's somewhere else. What do you think that means for the two people who consider her threat enough to not even let her control her own body while they are around? Dirk don't want none of what she could do to him and Callie doesn't want to be choked out again.Something I just realized about this image is Jade's eyes really shouldn't be green like this anymore let alone glowing, the green sun is gone after all
why did karkat do this in the flash? i mean yeah sure nice distraction but beyond that i dont get it?
goat washed???
I got some of the "Urban Tier" "Street Tier" pics, also shout out to dream logic for being such a old head, if you are here, HI!!!!
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>>155248491There some more I need to dig around but that's what imma show for now, I love me some niche AU or Alt designs for cosplay
I always wonder where these old cosplayers ended upIf it's anything like the furries of yesteryear they climbed to some pretty surprising heights
hey guys. its me, i am making a new fanfiction. And this time im separating it into small chapters for your reading pleasure. This is Korpus x Junice.Its very WIP, very messy as all my fics are. I hope you like it guys. idk what else to say, sorry i have been inactive. been tryna write. yknow how it is...anyways if ya have feedback feel free. its not much yet, but it will be soon i hope. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DDXBdXsedsV3Ut_BqOWDuSSMrx88P_E7DlXSmwdQg58/edit?usp=sharing
Tavros will return in the next Flash. And the first thing he will do is rail Vriska doggystyle for 40 minutes straight, on-screen. There will be nothing else in the Flash.
>>155248427ah, my youth to cosplay is fleetingbut I have no budgetsuch is life
>>155248570>I always wonder where these old cosplayers ended upHopefully still doing what they love, cosplaying. Highkey you can find a good chunk of them (being ex fandom) as Vtubers. I shit you not, a good 15% of all indie Vtubers were once part of the Homestuck fandom
>>155248623I think I linked one of them here once when Jurard made a fantroll on streamThe cringe was glorious
>>155248638crimzon ruze legit dropped that he was a stucker in his debut, fucking crazy, even some of the EN girls mentioned read it at some point
>>155248697>space player is a rogue here>>155248758>but a seer here?
>>155248805Different artists
>>155248758Don't even joke lad.
>>155247440>HisLmao my ass off
>>155248878>Lmao my ass offBad Recursion BRB
i wonder what a rimjob from him would feel like
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>>155249276we just have to wait, we lack patience
i love yall so much, goodnight.
>>155248391>>155248400>>155248415>>155248427>>155248438>>155248446I've never seen a single black kid cosplaying homestuck kek
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>>155249317>when homestuck was perfect
>>155247728Jesus christ po-ju what year is it
>>155248115john "i kill niggas" egbert
>>155245867Reminder Davekat was literally willed into existence by Caliborn.
>Flirting with this tranny and she talks about willing to dress like vriska and give me oral if I buy her some vinylsI don't even want it but I was just fucking around seeing where my bullshit online flirting would get me on this dating app
>>155250057He was trolling. To indulge himself with a troll persona like Calliope did, but only the best parts (fooling people and making them angry)
>>155250114Don't play gay chicken with a tranny, you will lose every time
Does anyone have a fanart of this drawing put with Dave and LE ? I saw it once on Twitter but didn't save it...
>>155250114The Homestuck FAN to fag pipeline
>>155250114>I don't even want itGiven who's offering? Or cosplay Vriska head in general isn't your thing?
>>155250114>online flirting would get me on this dating appHow did you find someone who likes Homestuck on a dating app?A-Asking for a friend...
>>155250321Too late, I dated one, it was, "okay". No sex tho>>155250905Real>>155250920I don't want any relationship atm, I'm just messing around on this app to kill boredom>>155250937>How did you find someone who likes Homestuck on a dating app?Bumble, in the Pasadena area
>>155245209>homestuckI heard that this was censoredIs there anywhere to read it that's not censored and is complete/full?I have no idea what the order is.
>>155250845You're free to make light of any other Dave besides Prophecy Dave. Prophecy Dave is the one true Dave Strider. Prophecy Dave is the one true Knight of Time. Kill yourself for mocking the Hero, you make me FUCKING sick to my stomach.
>>155251342this retarded bit is getting old real fast anon
>>155251342Dave Will fulfill the prophecy and not understand what you're talking about when you explain a version of him cried about being a hero to dirk
WHOA AND HE'S BACK!EQUIUS ZAHHAK!
>>155251415Why would this be a bit? Dave was prophesized to be the one to defeat LE multiple times during Act 6, and there's only one Dave that does it. I value every other Dave as a lesser being as a result.
>>155251548I just find homestuck to be something extremely idiotic to be this much of a powerscaling fag over
>>155251483Crowpiss if you've read BC can you draw Equius from Ly'lac Enter like this?
>>155251548Also to add onto that, Caledfwlch's entire purpose since its very beginning was to slay Lord English, it being the only weapon in existence capable of doing so. It's Dave's signature sword yet there's only one Dave that fulfills its use. Sburb recognizes Prophecy Dave as the only true Dave Strider.
>>155251617You're simply not a Caliborn chad
Looking like I'm tip-topShining like a wristwatchTime will grab your wristLock it down 'til the thing popCan you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
>>155251415>>155251617nta but how can you be this much of a faggot
https://files.catbox.moe/xn4lie.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/oqgtyv.png
>>155251711>woah thats a really cool and detailed aradia>i like the subtle but lewd detailing on her butt i wonder what the other images are>anal creampie through the fabric of her robesAradiasisters I fucking kneel.
>>155251711Perhaps the only troll more fuckable than the green girls (Terezi included)
>>155251711SHOW ME HER FUCKIN FEET
>>155246951>A knight that kneels for sweet and brave princesses. >A knightLiterally! akwete would be a massive upgrade as a crush compared to the karsperg who would never reciprocate her feelings
>>155251755NO IM LAZY
>>155248096upd8 it more my man
>>155251744Mostly agreed, based art but>subtleYou can see pussy dawg
Does this flash make beyond canon worth reading now? I haven’t even touched the epilogues yet, everyone told me to steer clear
>>155249123Your butthole feel weird and not even because you got rimmed by an extraterrestrial bugman.
>>155251807You can see the impression of her pussy, anon. There's an important distinction.
>>155251293https://uhca.carrd.co/You can get (almost?) everything you need and more is here, including old blog posts, options to enable altered content like removed soundtrack because of music team drama and more
>>155251808Personally I think BC is kino. The start with the previous team is rough as fuck and sucks but there's finally enough really good stuff to justify reading the whole thing to get to the good parts imo.
The Nymph and Satyr race war will be ludokino.
>>155245460You forget?
>>155251808I'm not gigahooked but keeping up with it takes low investment from me. If you're willing to trudge through the early bullshit or get a TL;DR to catch you up the current comic is enjoyable and delving into new Skaiagame shenanigans. There's some shit I don't grasp on first read/watch so if you're a literacylet it might get annoying.
>>155251808BC will never be worth reading because the very premise is worthless.
Jade and her wife
>>155251808It went from sucking shit(epilogue and HS^2 ragebaiting the readers) to being utterly mid mspfa-tier(current team shits out walls of unfunny and boring fucking dialogue onto one page). The flash pages are generally pretty good(imo Vriska: begin session, 8r8k, the recent one = good, jadetok = mid), but my overall impression is that these constitute HYPE moments in the sea of 4-7/10 pages.Honestly just read the summaries on the wiki for as long as you need to skip as much suffering as needed(until beyond canon starts or until act 2) and then pick up when you feel more confident in the writing.
All that effort and drama for the webcomic equivalent of a 42% on RT.
>>155252168>42%Way to generous
You queers read Homestuck. It's all mid.
>>155251967This. But we're a franchise now, amd we ger franchise things.
>>155252186>It's all mid.It's peak in certain areas, though certainly nowhere near it's ending
>>155252186That's a rude thing to say porrim.
>>155252217Shut up twink.
They should've fuck, just once. Nothing nasty but the most beautiful and intimate sex two respected people could have, like sex that redefines what to means to be close to someone
Anyways imma post some pics before bed
>>155252186Not really, early-middle homestuck was good, the jokes and banter were always a joy to read. [S] pages aside HSBC is just overall more miss than hit.I'm not even trying to glaze troonrunes or anything but I do sincerely think prisounebound is overall a better and more engaging reading experience than HSBC's act 2.
goodnight hsg kissu~kissu~
>>155248096I got to the trek shipping part and had to stopMy mom is into that stuff and boy let me tell you: nope, nope nope nope noooooope
>>155252006Maybe I should draw John and Jade taking Condy to pound town next
Would you guys have sex with Hussie? If he were to put on the clown makeup then I know I would for sure, might be the only dude who’s gay for Hussie.
>>155252240Their fake incest is hot to me
Homestuck would've been better if it was less gay. Turned a perfectly good premise into something for queermos (derogatory).
>>155252358I think after the kids, the trolls, the other kids, the other trolls, the cherubs, the meat crew, the candy crew, and the new new kids, there's some serious fatigue with slow burn introductions. They should really just get on with it already. It's taken us this long and we're still not even in the thick of it yet.
>>155252524Hussie is the kind of a man only an ovulating woman would find hot
>>155252566It's only fake incest if you're a coward.
>>155252589they JUST went fast with it right now
seems like grumpy hour was happening while i was asleep
>>155249125>>155249142what did he mean by this
>>155252524I'm big into clown girls but weirdly not that into clown guys. Maybe I've known too many "haha I'm so sillyyyyy I'm zany you guysssss" men that it's a turnoff.>>155252873I'm not a coward, it's entirely fake. But I'm fine with that because it still works for me, the punch of "this is considered forbidden and yet nothing's actually stopping us" and such is still mixed in there.
>>155252902Yes and no. We speedran the meteor panic game entrance, but there's just been one character reveal, bobo is still a mystery, the mountain not much better, swiss is fucking around and we don't know why horseworld is getting epic pranked rn, the grownups only just now MAYBE(likely) are shuffled to their exile positions, and there's some kind of new Dave Secret. I'm not saying we can't have any mystery, it's just like I said it's all being slowly milked. Even the troll session had the mindfulness to skip a few things and dump some knowledge so we could keep pace.
>>155253015we need to get these introductions though, its only seeming slow because it updates once a month
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77186710-6758-2697
Thinking about Dirk StriderMainly I'm thinking about the last we see of him pre-retcon.He pulled all of the stops out to make sure that his friends from both the past and present escaped the meteors that bombarded earth B. Even after being zapped to the edge of the incipisphere he didn't give up, and flew as fast as he possibly could to save the day as only he could. Thinking about how he probably had a satellites-eye view of all of the planets being thrown about and crashing into each other. Thinking of how he would have found the corpses of both friends and interlopers among the debris of the session. Thinking about how John finds him in front of Yaldabaoth.His denizen, the most powerful of all the denizens, the only entity that could fix this, that could offer him a choice, no matter how extreme. Thinking of him finding Yaldabaoth's remains petrified and shattered. No choice to offer, no fix, no hope. Thinking about how he resigns himself to dissolution within the glitch, paying John no heed.I don't know if Yaldabaoth was able to offer him any ultimatum in the end, but I think about how HS:BC Dirk is in touch with his shards, with his selves across other timelines and similar shenanigans. Thinking about how he may wonder what the worst case scenario could be, how a part of himself experienced exactly that scenario, how that exact scenario did irrefutably already happen... I used to wonder how Dirk could become this villain, this megalomaniac that desired control above all else. But in hindsight, it doesn't seem so surprising.
>>155252378you'd make your mommy sad if she read this :(why don't you want to have quality bonding time with her over star trek shipping?
wake the fuck up
good morning hsg
>>155253144Was there anyone they could've plausibly turned into a villain in HS^2 anyway?
i love davejade!! :D
>>155253909welcome back, anon!
>>155252378>Got to the Trek shipping and had to stopAnon, you’re in /hsg, insulting trek is calling the kettle black.
>>155251669I appreciate this a lot
>>155253924thank you! :)
>>155253848Hussie.
>>155254336>Hus-ACK!
>>155252977it was chicken but anon........ 8y
john beats up dirk but dirk gets a boner from this,
>>155254534Consider: John getting a boner from beating up Dirk
>>155254594>The hammer is my penis.
>>155254534Why do you keep posting this
>>155254621they should post it more actually
>>155246271neostellarjpg
Can we get some bec noir posts? Or just wayward vagabond either works they're my two favorite characters.
>>155251808ignore that one singular guy who keeps saying it's kino. it's below average with some fun ideas sprinkled in, and constantly deals a heavy hand of character assassination
>>155254588
>>155254782hes a great father
>>155254782someone needs to draw them fucking
>>155254748character "assasination" can be fun if it works
>>155254900it's not character assassination if it works
>>155254736>jack or wvEXTREMELY patrician taste
>>155255024we need more porn of him stathe cannot be hotter than this
>>155254736The Carapacians and The Felt as a whole are under appreciated in my opinion.
>>155255024why is he dressed so slutty
>>155254811Actually kill yourself
>>155255105do you know where you are
>>155255024>harness forms his sign with the tip of the arrow forming the waistline of his pantsIt's kino.
what other characters being revived would cause this much happiness in here?
>>155255217Honestly just about everyone who died during murderstuck
>>155255217He deserves another chance now that everyone else would have the emotional maturity to handle some guy who's slightly annoying.
>>155255217TAVROS AND GAMZEE!
>>155255217it's just the same three fags spamming
>>155255244>gamzeePLEASE NO
>>155255256tavros? maybe. gamzee? absolutely not, and i say this as a gamzeefag.>>155255258nah, we love equius here.
>>155255297gamzee has had so many options and choices its insane
>>155255256>GAMZEE!you can keep that one we dont want another plot device situation
>>155255297don't speak for me i dont love equius or his fagslop new design
>>155255335This plot device low-diff'd Terezi.
>>155255256>>155255279>>155255297>>155255335>they don't know>they are unaware>they posses insufficient informationlollmao even
>>155255356and thank god we retconned that stupid shit to the ground nigga or else hussie would've killed the whole ass cast just cuz he was too lazy to write
>>155255153>>155254752I need the 3way, maybe even 4 if we add Condy. Older women need love and Jade has plenty of love to provide
>>155254985Is thay a good thing or a bad thing? I just think they're cool ._.
>>155255369>there are people willingly wanting the shit character back to shit all over the story and make it even worsebravo
>>155255345your postslop is wordslop to meslop
Astroturfed Gamzee hate you sausage swallowers aren't slick.
>>155255379Being a carapacianfag is always a good thing
>you have a "good" comic going on and you're telling me you want to... bring back gamzee?>yup!>gamzee the pedophile, rapist and abuser. that gamzee.>yes i see no issues in this!how about we let trolls that are dead be dead huh, do we want them to have another gorjillion characters that get wasted because there's too many characters to write for?
>>155255369>>155255420why would you, a gamzee fan want hussie and his team to rape him harder than they did before?
>>155255419exceptionally funny, masterfully played. props anon!
>>155255086he's looking to be bred
>>155255386>implying it's about me wanting anything when I'm pretty indifferent about himDel'fi's comic update proves he WILL be back in some form and your caliginous crush for him WILL NEVER subside
>>155255459i understand rapist but whyd nu-homestuck make him a pedophile? i never quite understood it
>>155255475>assumes its about him isntead of the whole discussionbravo
>>155255459>gamzee the pedophile, rapist and abuser. that gamzee.these are not the reasons people don't want him back
>>155255479idk theres not much to gamzee as a character so they just made him satan so other character notice and "grow" from it ig?
>>155254811seconding this. we definitely need porn of them
>>155255499so what is it then? is just irrelevant or what?
>>155255494>reply specifically to my post>omg why do you think it's about you?nigga please
I LOVE CHARACTER DISCOURSE SLOP
>>155255475poor gamzee, his anus is probably prolapsed at this point from all the rough fucking hes been forced to endure.
need to expand my stridercestslop folder so let's try searching through tumblr or some shit today
>>155255217if feferi actually gets to do anything and have any actual plot relevance beyond eridanslop that would be pretty cool
>>155253144>flew as fast as he possibly could to save the day as only he could.Nah, realistically speaking only Dave could. Time players are supposed to fix disasterious shit like this but he got too scared of his own powers and chose not to use them. Replace Aradia with Dave here and force her to help instead of immediately fucking off and it's all good. Dirk loves thinking he's the only one capable of doing anything, but what even would his plan be if he made it in time?
>>155255569you're right sorry let's go back to talking about pumping pregnant jade full of cum
>>155255217nepeta
>>155254534dirk getting a boner from being beat up by anyone
>>155251548>>155251632Why is this never brought up again by the way
>>155255428Thank you anon :')
>>155255636>what would his plan begee I wonder
>>155255636>Nah, realistically speaking only Dave could.The man could barely fix his relationships nor his marriage
>>155255783who is he getting beaten up by here
>>155255841dad egbert
>>155255853i don't like how hairy he is
>>155255799This didn't work. Also he'd have to use this shit on HIC instead, but then there leaves Aranea free. His best bet is going to Dave against the two dogs to help him but I don't think it'll end well.
>>155255881*that leaves.
I just wanted to say that I am super straight for equius
>>155255903>super straightand by that i mean... hehmy peanits
>>155255881it didn't work because he was hope ghost entirely reliant on jake
>>155255865he canonically shaves, anon
>>155255964well then why isn't he shaven here
>>155255969too busy whooping strider's ass
>>155255983a true gentleman wouldnt use an improper round of fisticuffs against a young lad with a sharp toothpick be an excuse to not be clean shaventhis one's on dadbert
>>155255947this was fun to watch
>>155255969those gorilla arms probably belong to grandpa
>>155256052but no mustache....
>>155255969Because shaving body hair is extremely faggy
>>155256134well he has crazy sideburns in this drawing too but whatever i'll let it slide
>>155256052anon it's dad egbert. peep the hat
>>155256217its alpha dave dummy
>>155256134I hate kanaya with a passion
>>155256239>taking off AR so it's not incestclassic
new ship: him x lil hal
>>155256486if he aint wearing pants and just has robot body do that mean his robocock is just floppin around out in the open
>>155256486>stridercest liteI'm listening
>>155256606retractable robocock
>>155256606none theres a robodick HATCH you see
>>155256606do you see any robo cocks in that image
>>155256697artistic license same way bro doesn't have a face
>>155251342I just want to find a cool fanart anon...
>>155256735I just want to find cool sexual fanart
didnt feel like doing the felt, and also completely forgot about caliborn. oops!
>>155256832i thought this was a fucking LE components tier list because lil cal was the top
>>155256832>jake>largeabsolutely not
>>155256832i refuse to believe the druggie clown have a big or functional dick and that the kid with a stunted adult body even *has* a dickbesides that id move kankri to useles and karkat to average
>>155256832cal has a hole, how else would bro use him
>>155256929>besides that id move kankri to useles and karkat to averagefuckin' slut for kar dick.
>>155256955oh nah i just though kankri would have it fucked up from all his chastity shit and karkat just rings me as an average guy
>>155256973the big kan doesnt use chastity. he puts it on cronus whenever he does something bad
>>155256993maybei like cronkri so ill take it
probably the best Equius piece yet
>>155256697I didn't know Dave lacked arms
>>155256893He's large that's why Dirk is into him because Dirk is the biggest size king in all of homestuck
>>155256832now do one on how big each girl's clit is
>>155257021how the FUCK are fanartists so fast holy shit
>>155257074>normal>small>damara's freakishly big clit that she pumps 24/7
Found an old Equius image I'm not sure how to feel about
>>155256239>equius cursingruined. he would never
I never read beyond canyon nor did I even know homogay continued after it ended like 10 years ago or someshitI decided to read a few pages before seeing the newest flash and who the fuck is this
>>155257101damnit. I love the artstyle but hate how cursed this is
>>155257134new kids or in this case squids were introduced. thats one of them
>>155257175I recall the squid horror terrors were also doing their own session or something like thatNice callbackI enjoyed reading another vriska tangent for old times sake
>>155257134best girl
>>155257134Rose and Dirk fucked off to another planet to start a new game session with Terezi as the jury or something. This is one of the players from Rose's all-female species called nymphs, meanwhile Dirk made all-male satyrs
>>155257234Thats neat, why was there a giant rose statue computer thing, is the sexy rosebot actually rose or is it a copy of rose
>>155257055then you need to move dave up
Side note the satanimal took me back down memory laneDoes this mean the ancestors will get more character development?
goddamn, why is FRAF so damn empty for a homestuck forum. i saw the forum fanventures, and most of them haven't been updated in months!!
>>155257259robot of rose
>>155257259Remember when the sprites^2 at the end of homestuck proper were talking about ultimate selves? According to the epilogues it tends to cause a deterioration of the body which cannot handle the ascension and the influx of new info. Dirk could handle it because of his classpect, but Rose's ultimate self consciousness had to be transferred into a robot. Iirc her comatose body is still around though
>>155257339>Iirc her comatose body is still around thoughcan you fuck it and knock it up
>>155257212what's she like and why are her dreamself's clothes black?
>>155257289Didn't everyone there move to the forum's discord?
>>155257480stop asking about every single thing and go read if you want to know
>>155257339Was that because of ^2? It's been a minute but I thought it was Rose's realized light powers making her too aware of shit in her useless world.
>>155257446jade will try
>>155257571not the same anon just wanna know a bit about her too
>>155257613The answer arguably still applies, but I'll tell you. She's a bit mysterious still for now, this update was her design reveal, we don't know why her colors are different for sure, and she's a bit bossy/assumes herself correct on everything and waiting for her friends to realize she's right so they can move along. Similar vibe of a mom that "knows best" all the time and doesn't quite listen.
>>155257656alright cool, now I'm interested enough to read it
>>155257571Fuck man I really dont want to read more gay people slop (kanaya logs)Is long hair terezi at least cool?
>>155257713she's fucking rosebot
"If i still like anime after 6 years then i am officially a failure"-Dirk Strider 6 years ago
>>155257586>Was that because of ^2? Davepeta was also infodumping about it so most likely
>>155245209Problem Sleuth is his magnum opus.
still holding out hope that hussie makes a spiritual successor to homestuck one day
Self portrait before I get on the bus >>155258128There’s multiple Homestucks: Andrew’s vision Homestuck, Tumblr party Homestuck, endless morass post-ending Homestuck, squids and horses Homestuck, some others
>>155257586she also low key got groomed by Dirk
>>155258406this is what happened immediately after everyone snapped away btw
>>155258406waiter! waiter! more!
>>155247362That site fucking direly needs a automatic tag if a fanventure hasn't updated in 2 years which puts them off the front page.
>>155258406Imagine if future! Dave did this in the flash in front of everyone
>>155258994
>>155259031>:33 < If you don't matter, then I don't need a reason to love you
>>155259120
which troll dick is better, the tentacle bulge or humanoid dick?
>>155259180i like tentabulge but i dislike how formless it is in most drawings. like i lile depictions of tentabulge where you can see the ridges and even glans and it overall looks like it's actually made of muscle and flesh
didnt get tentadicks as a newfag but they grew on me. makes troll-human sex spicier
>>155259260especially when anal is some huge taboo since everyone has pussies
>>155259252I agree
How capable is the brain when it comes to surviving radioactive cum?
Incredible fucking take from twitter:>for those who havent read hbc Dirk and Nepeta impregnated Equius with a baby who are both the reincarnations of the two halves of Gamzee
Alpha Dave making his Buddy style film about a boy’s crazy puppet gift from his bro and how it goes from inanimate, to friendly, to a green cosmic horror. Critics and audiences widely consider the ending a non sequitur and it gets mid reception, below the better SBAHJs>>155259435Nepeta would never impregnate Equius
>>155259435
>>155248577I have released chapter 2 of this fic. It is 4 thousand words long. Take a read if you would like :)(pic unreleated)
>>155251632The one true HERO OF TIME...
>>155259042for whaaaaaaaaaaat
Hey HSG, how is everyone today :D
>>155259590die
They're wearing matching Strider bros shades.These bitches are honorary Striders I have been telling nya'll
>>155259613stfu nigger...
>>155259641a nigger?
>>155259627>stridersI shall inform Jade
>>155259668
>>155259590doing okay
>>155259684yeah, you're a nigger. happy you understand!
>>155259708very nice!been writing past couple days so im been inactive. but glad to see everyone else doing well. now i draw.
why did the bc update bring back a bunch of retarded posters
>>155259724>bunch of retarded postersyou mean hstwt users?
>>155259736yes
>>155259724maybe this will heal /hsg/ from excessive faggotory it was drowning in for last half of year or more
>>155259742lack of visual comprehension id say
>>155259766adding more fags doesnt make the faggyness go away. thats not how that works
>>155259766so you're one of them huh
>>155259799mixing mad faggots into horny faggots is a good way to fix for these threads. maybe also kick few women out
>>155259838i dont see it, all it means is a bunch of fags having gay sex in the threads. dont women like that sorta thing. seems counter intuitive.
>>155259838>maybe also kick few women outto foid or not to foidthat, is the question
>>155259859if you don't see a problem you don't see a solution. simple as is
>>155259859the gay sex was already here. newbuddy
>>155259899i see?>>155259901well yeah i am not new so i know that, its why i ask if having more gay sex is the solution. time will only tell, i'll eat a sock if your right
Idk what are you people arguing about but Tavros owes me sex
>>155259933he's hot, i understand this sentiment
>>155259859The straights hang out in the porn threadAnd from what I remember from the early threads still hang out in other places trying to score ERP with the other members of the straight resistance
being gay is gayi want to hug kanaya
despite my john love i will not support the straight resistance!!! because i would watch john make out with dave any day!!!!
>>155259958let them be then
>>155249317you're welcome
>>155259984>davejohnjadeIs it a throuple kinda thing or is rose also invited to make it a full beta orgy?
>>155259984see this is why weve got to get rid of the women.
i barely stirred the pot and people here already making up boogeymen. lol. lmao even
>>155260017We already had six months of Dirk's faggot world, I don't want to live through that again
The ass of the gods
>>155260008do you have that black dirk cosplayer somebody posted here awhile back
>>155260015ot4 is superior to any throuple! and thats a fact ;p>>155260017ok what ships do you like mr anon >:(
>>155260031look at that posterior
aww man now i'm sad again that i never got to bang a chubby terezi cosplayer>>155260032no i was on a roughly 7 year hiatus and only opened this thread because i saw it on the front pagesorry. here's a different black cosplayer instead
>>155260048newbuddy just dont be mean to others and youll be fine, just ignore tge posts you dont like
people have been gayposting in these threads for literal years now, what set you guys off this time? was it the thirsting over a buff dude. is that too gay?
>>155260095what
>>155260101i just don't dig the lifestyle
>>155260101>is that too gay?not gay enough
>>155260037grimdorks and daverezi.
Next thread should be Equius/ARquius edition to let the hornyposters release some of their pent up sexual frustration
>>155260120im not much of a grimdorks but i think daverezi is very based.
>>155260101when i said faggotry i actually meant the weird seething that the past few threads have had
>>155260107just thread etiquette
>>155260139what
bc thread for the love of everything. anons have been dodging making a bc thread since it updated.
>>155260151Let's not because it's funnier that way.
>>155260138expand on that anon, what do you mean
>>155260139nta but i think you replied to the wrong dude
>>155260166no fuck you faggot
>>155260164if we keep doing this, every thread on will be bc centric no matter what we theme it around. just make a bc thread dude, for fuck’s sake.
>>155260194>>155260194>>155260194BECOME STRONG
>>155260193*from now on
