Zoomer sexual preferences are in the toilet, they’d fuck anything remotely female
Why can't modern 4chan go one day without talking about zoomers?Did you guys just unconsciously decide to become Facebook boomers who whine about younger people all day?
>>155254764And this board likes greasy, old, hags.
>>155254764You have chosen the wrong place to complain about this.
>>155254764
this thread is now about unconventional /co/ characters you would FUCK. for me it's Mrs. Potts, I would put my cream in her tea if you know what I mean
>>155254774Its just millennialtroons who can't handle the fact that they're hitting middle age.
>>155254764This board wants to fuck the loud house (the younger ones) so I dont wanna hear it
>>155254764Shut the fuck grandpaI'll fuck the living shit out of gloria
>>1552547744chan wouldn't be 4chan without finding some group to obsess over and blame for everything.
I LIKE 'EM BIG, I LIKE 'EM CHUNKY
>He thinks people on /co/ don't want to fuck characters like that, tooAnyone who started browsing this site during and after 2016 should be banned.
>>1552549634chan has always been a christian site, deranged people have no place in here
>>155255006No
Terminally online vermins are mentally ill? No way
>>155255006The only thing this site has always been is dishonest.
>>155254822I made a thread while ago asking "what if Beast fell in love with Mrs. Potts would that break the curse?" and everyone accused me of wanting to fuck her.
>>155255006During the Bush/early Obama era this place made fun of christcucks like everyone else did at the time.
>>155255006>hate has no home hereI've seen deranged comments saying people should be locked in cages cause their great-great grandparents were illegal immigrants with Christian in their bios
>>155255061cool story bro
>>155255061Well do you?
>>155254764Trust me, not only is that is not a uniquely zoomer trait, if anything they're considerably more conservative.
>>155255110Not my first pick for Beauty and the Beast characters nor my first for animate objects
I can't blame them, they were demonized for being male so they retreat to safe horny territory. I know what it's like because I'm a millennial who was raised in a fucked up environment beaten with a figurative stick for doing normal kid and later teenage boy things, I was actually the proto-zoomer, I'm just seeing the patterns applied en masse
>>155255006You're retarded. There's alot of jeets flooding 4chan more and more every week. In 4 years you're gonna hear some of them say "4chan was always a Hindu website".
>>155255137This is safe horny? Back in my day if you said you wanted to fuck a cartoon car you'd be bullied into suicide.
>>155255443Those were the good days
>>155254764Someone clearly wasn’t alive for dragons fucking cars, diaper transformation, or the furry fandom in general.
>>155254764It's what happens when liking normal women is heckin sexist and problematic
>>155255200moot was 97% indian
>>155254774Why can't modern internet go one day without generation sperging?
>>155255493No
>>155255454No
>>155255859Yes
>>155255870Jump in front of a train degenerate
that's what de-sexing media does. People still become perverts, just for increasingly bizarre things.>people in their 40's - dude, I like blonde women with big tits>people in their 30's - dude, I like mousy librarian types with glasses>people in their 20's - dude, I like it when people fart and smell bad
>>155255137>>155255470>>155255955samefag
>>155255982no?Do you want to stop raging about nothing and let people have a conversation?
>>155255992No one wants to hear your schizo delusions.
>>155256057t. guy with a fart fetish who is into Cars characters
I'd ride Sally all day.
>>155255890Seethe>>155256067That's you
>>155254764Well, on my side of the internet zoomers are puritans who can't distinguish fiction from reality. So they'd call people who find Gloria attractive zoophiles. Can we trade zoomers?
Looks like you really hurt the zoom zooms feelings
>>155254764Gloria is bottom-heavy is why. No idea about the cars stuff
>>155254774It's a generation war psyop. Don't be fooled.
>>155255723Because it's easy engagement. People do it on shitholes like Facebook and Twitter because at least they can get paid in pennies for how many comments and debates they reel in. They do it on here for the love of the game, the game being obsession.Have you seen /v/? It's practically full of people who wake up to just spam the catalog with the most retarded, baseless generalizations in existence about today's 20-somethings. They talk more about zoomers than actual video games.It's funny too, because if you call it out, they get oddly aggressive about it, as if every Millennial is bound to this autistic, make-believe civic duty of fighting against zoomers they quite literally made up.
>>155254774Says the zoomer who wines about old people all day. Im ashamed to be apart of your stupid generation of pussies go back to tiktok broccoli hair
>>155256398This place will have an awfully pathetic eulogy when it dies for good.
>>155256463This is a terrible attempt as falseflagging.
>>155256463Seethe
>>155254839Says the broccoli hair who speaks in ebonics and watches tiktok slop do you really have any tight to shit talk anyone
>>155256463>>155256488You know you can just be normal instead of being a self-hating cuck, right? No one is going to give you a pat on the back and say "you're one of the good ones".
>>155254839Zoomers are *also* hitting middle age. I'm just saying.You aint that young anymore.
>>155256397>critism on a zoomie>ITS JUST GENERATIONAL PSYPOPS BLABLABLA>critism on every other generation>*crickets*
>>15525651030 isn't middle age
God I cannot wait for alphas to start making fun of zoomers, then they'll realize that they aren't immune to getting old.
>>155256705>NOOOOOOO LET ME BE A DISINGENUOUS SPAMMING FAGGOT It's been said prior in the thread that any sort of generation-debate is retarded. You're one of the retards spamming this shit everywhere on the site, aren't you?Why are you such a fucking loser?
>>155256705>critism on a zoomieyeah it's "critism" you made up on a zoomie that you also made up in your head
>>155256723It depends honestlyIf you're a permanent friendless incel loser your life is basically over even when you're 25. If you're a normie life continues and remains good.
>>155254764I'm almost 30 years old and my first memory of being aroused by a cartoon was watching Gali cocoon Tahu in water to heal him halfway through Mask Of Light, which I interpreted as her hypnotizing him.
>>155256802>>155256779Stop bullying me you fucking zoomers. You just hate critism or something.
>>155254955I LIKE EM ROUND *gllsh*I LIKE EM PLUMPY *bwoomph~*
>>155256834based
>>155256352she's fat
>>155254764>Gloria from MadagascarI'm biased toward her, because I like morbidly obese black women with fat butts. Her body also just has great jiggle physics for a character from a comedy trilogy that heavy relies on reference humor. Jada Pinkett Smith herself? I think she's a bitch. No amount of "Gloria shaking her ass onscreen" can disguise how much of a cunt Jada is.Not a misogynist btw>Sally from CarsI don't know how many Cars viewers grew up to be car guys, but I genuinely don't understand this one. I also don't like Disney. The Disney adults who are willing to get into credit debt to heal their "inner child" give me the creeps.
>>155256848>Criticism is when you make up something about someone and complain about it all the time
cars swallowing people whole
>>155256723uh ohhhhh. someone's old.
>>155254764It's funny how you try and shame us when all three Madagascar films had "jokes" centered around the hippo's ass, and the first Cars film showed the girlcar's trampstamp. Dreamworks and Pixar aren't run by just everyday people, anon. They knew what they were doing
>>155254764So you're saying that if you were a car you wouldn't fuck Sally? Wtf is wrong with you?
>>155254764It turns out that being raised entirely on the internet exposed to the sexual fetishes of every autistic retard in the world and these autsits not being shamed back into their dark corners as used to be common even 15 years ago is bad.
>>155254764I agree that what you're saying is a bad thing but i hope you're against it when others on 4chan do it as well as it would be a double standard not to be.
>>155254764Madagascar>2005Cars>2006"zoomer"
>>155254774y'all gay lmfaoooooo
>>155257583I'm biased toward Gloria because I see a fat ass and my brain turns off.
>>155260773CULO
Madagascar is from 2005The Cars is from 2006These movies are two decades old
>>155256834are you a DawnofNSSD fan now?
>>155259216umm yea zoomers watched those when they were kids anon.
>>155261000Who?
The Morning, The Glory, and the Milking Farm.
Zoomers got it right
>>155261501There needs to be a Morning Glory Milking Farm equivalent for black women.
>>155256503>>155254774>>155255723>All the gen-Zees screeching about each other and pretending they're not the 2nd shittiest generation in history.:^) You can immediately tell who's a true millennial and who's a stupid as fuck gen-Zoo through each other's vernacular and use of emojis -_-.You Gen-Zoos are pathetic, the least you could is suck gen-X cock ... you're already sucking big bro millennial cock as we speak... at least the ones who are skinny or have money to pay for a male prostitute. :PThere are no true millennials left on /co/mblr of all places. I am the last one, the last millennial who didn't get corrupted by the 2010s.
>>155262226I am actually a boomer who fought in World War 2. Japs blew my shins off.
>>155262226Seethe
>>155262274But you are supposed to be dead, Cotton
>>155261501I bet his cock is huge... and getting huger.
>>155262320The ashes Bad Hank flushed down that toilet weren't mine.
>not being attracted to thisyou're the one with the problem, anon
>>155254764there's a pretty damn good chance they're being ironic because that's all they know how to be. my zoomie cousin put anime decals on his car and he doesn't even know who the characters are. I do though
>>155254764gloria is pure gooner gold, fuck you. they even gave her an ass with a crack. that's only a couple steps before giving her a cleft of venus
>>155262426She's a sex symbol of the highest caliber.
>>155262426Software limitations stopped Dreamworks from realizing Gloria's true potential.
>>155262226No straight man could have ever wrote this post.This guy gargles balls and plays with his loose, glazed asshole like a makeshift pussy on the daily. He carries that stereotypical gay male voice and wears pink.
>>155256834you have my respect
>>155262650-_-Why are Gen-Zoos so homophobic and hateful? So what if I am gay? Is that a crime? Are you a fucking Neo-Nazi or something?Ugh. So pathetic. I am glad I am the last true millennial on /co/mblr so I can slay your bigoted asses.
>>155256834I don't get it but you still have the energy of a man of taste
>>155262650>wears pinkYou know who else wears pink?
>>155262532Fuckkkkk. That statue would be glazed white when I'm done with it.
>>155262869Please refrain from whipping your dick out in the middle of the Dreamworks Animation exhibition, anon. I don't want to taze you.
>>155254764Are those supposed to be her glasses lowered on the bridge of her car nose?
>>155262863So he's a gay fat negro to boot? Odd that's he's complaining about generations when he lost at life in an entirely different department.
>>155262947You know who else complains about generations?
Everybody’s turned into pic related, you mean?
>>155254764Gloria I can understand, I got a dedicated folder full of scientific research material to prove it. The car, total mystery. Cute personality and big cartoony eyes and relatively nice lips but thats a car, what are you going to do with a car?
>>155261268Look at the date of the earliest porn of them though.
>>155255955It would be hot if a car could fart thought. 23
eh, its just the proliferation of the internet, and the more people on it, the more normal this will be. think about the 80's. you wanna talk about how you want to fuck the furry anthro character on he-man, what are your options. tell it the town? instantly excommunicated and exiled for being a fucking creep, its really REALLY difficult to find furries to create a community. today, you wanna fuck the toaster in brave little toaster, caress his soft, supple, stainless steel body, plunge your fingers deep into his slits even at the extreme risk of electrocution? fuck, 2 google searches and youve found a booru and a forum of 300 people willing to indulge your extreme bizarre fetish and encourage it.and its also discovery, just incidental discovery. again, 80's example, you find the horses in my little pony sorta attractive. unless your hand drawing the smutt yourself, how the hell do you even come across it? today? its probably a fucking struggle for young fans to enjoy the franchise without getting fucking assaulted left and right by horse futa cock and winking anus'es left and right.
>>155263757Online communities are for cucks.
>>155263367As a human? Not much. But as a dragon?...
>>155263757no bully the toasties community
>>155255955>he doesn't like mousy librarian types with glassesFag
Is It safe to post Gloria fanart pictures here?
>>155254774It's baked into the culture. Phoneposters and summer posters and twitter threads and newfag hate and cringey mangled aave irony posting all combine into "fuck I hate kids these days" and zoomer hasn't worn off as the trendy term for kids these days even though zoomers are old enough to post here.
>>155254764Is this better or worse than the Balto wolf or the Spirit horse? At least Gloria's standing upright.
Better than floor tiles.
If we all open our hearts and minds this can still be a fun and cozy Hear Me Out thread. Where's that squirrel people love? Where's crossdressing Bugs Bunny? Me personally I want the Hoppers girl in beaver form.
>>155264334This should be a death battle thread>Gloria from Madagascar vs. Sally from CarsWho will make it out of the ring alive? The sassy hippo from New York with a fat ass or the living car with a tramp stamp?
>>155254764>Zoomer sexual preferences are in the toilet, they’d fuck anything remotely femaleAnd this is different from previous generations how?
>>155264410>hippo vs a fucking carC'mon, son. You know who's winning.
>>155264284my brother in Christ, that is a MOTORIZED VEHICLE
>>155255087Not the other anon but it's a real thread https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/128750566/
>>155265067Wanting to fuck a car worries me less than wanting to fuck a horse/dog>Fictional cartoon characterYeah yeah I know I'm just saying there's less potential there. Plus I've seen plenty of Gloria love but honestly not much for Sally. She's kind of a shallow love interest, not that 2 did much good for anyone's character.
>>155256748Alphas would have no room to fucking talk, they're the worst of us all.
>>155262863My mom?
>>155264462Obviously the hippo.
>>155264270zoomers are worse than kids
>>155267047>zoomers are worse than kidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhu_xOAmmnA
>>155264269yes
>>155264269Tubbytoon/Chadrocco has a hard time drawing appealing faces but this ironically one of the better looking Gloria fanarts
>>155267047well that's because you're an obsessed retard with made up generalizations in your head
>>155264269It depends If the mods delete it or not.
>>155254839Didn't millenials also grow up with Cars and Madagascar?
>>155254764right I understand, left fuck no
>>155270170What would you rather smell like? Gloria's butt crack or Sally's exhaust pipe?
>>155266940Always the hippo.
>>155262226You sure? You type like a faggot
Get yourself a Gloria and a 2002 Porsche Carrera.
>>155254774I consciously chose it because zoomers annoy me and I want to antagonize them because they're easy targets and punching down is fun. Is that better?
>>155255061I believe you anon
>>155254764I just think autism is mostly genetic and each generation gets progressively more autistic. And then you factor in being raised on the internet from birth which makes autism grow even more and bam. But I know car and hippo fuckers were always a thing since I was on 4chan in 2006 because I'm one of them.
>>155254839Zoomers are entering middle-age (mid-30's) right about now
>>155270191While neither would be particularly good for you, car exhaust literally causes brain damage
>>155255006These signs are aesthetically pleasing with the black background and multi-colored text. I will give them that.
>>155255006Fuck off cuck. We don't want to follow your societal suicide desert cult anymore.
>>155272741IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVEBIG IS LIFESTICKS HAVE NO HOME HEREPLUMPY MAKES US BONERARCHITECTURE IS REALNO WOMEN SHOULD BE LEFT UNFEDWE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCECHUNKY IS EVERYTHING
>>155272803Tard
>>155254764Both you zoomers and millers are gay as fuck. Zoomers with that retarded nigger vernacular (and those stupid haircuts), millenials with their worship of all things gay and lame. Like jews and trannies and funko pops. Did millenials start the communities here? Yes. I'll give you props for all the shit you used to do. Zoomer anons don't seem to have impacted the web much beyond their memes. Long gone are the days we'd have traumatized some retards with slurs and gore, in part from the inactivity of the Old Chuds, in part for the fact the internet is far more racist than back then.Still, I wish I was around to participate in such shit-fests, if only to see foids crying when faced with minimal schizoid tendencies.For the purposes of not getting excommunicated, I am just larping.
>>155272878ok boomer
>>155272824Most of your fellow worshipers are unironically african.
>>155272887Ok miller.
>>155272878>>155272905Stop trying to make "miller" happen. It's not going to happen.
>>155272973Give it like 5 years and I know my retard generation will at one point coin that.
>>155272892Cope
>>155272242So it's an autism thing? Autistic people obsess over them the most?
>>155272991I know it's hard knowing unironic monkeys pray to the same God as you, anon. Maybe if you guys just killed them instead of enslaving and breeding them we wouldn't be here, being retards.
The guys who fap to Gloria the Hippo and Sandy Cheeks are healthier than millennials btw.
Also on a more on topic post. You can see this safe horny fetishes from both zoomers and millenials (I still think we ought to shorten it to miller as it sounds like more of a slur). They do not want a busty goth chick to go to pound town with. No, they want to get their balls busted and utterly dominated. They want to be humiliated, stepped and spat upon. I can't really blame you old fags. You guys can barely approach foids if you aren't somewhat chadly. You get mocked and derided and can't do anything because the decaying boomers refuse to help young men (middle aged for some of you anons nowadays). Also foid's rights and having to live around #metoo is reason enough for not wanting to be near women.
It's just kind of disheartening knowing I'll probably be shipped off to die as soon as I should be able to have some freedom. Never kissed, never dated. Am surprisingly getting flirted with by a girl this year, but she's a lesbian so that makes it ten times worse.Why did everything have to be fake and gay to the zenith when it gets near my generations turn to do shit?The only reasong I talk like an old man is to try and distance myself from these other spergs (and also admittedly, it's nice to write like this)
I can get the carfucking if it's like transformers fembots or something along those lines.
I actually killed a thread with sheer chuddism/retardation. Kinda funny.
Gloria's ass is the cure to all diseases,
>>155273193still concerning
>>155274985I still prefer fucking a hot female hippo.
>>155275732You'll die.
>>155275833So will she... From bursting.
>>155255982It's a very commonly accepted perception of zoomer sexuality. You might want to work on your group's reputation if you don't like it.
>>155275903Put the gum down!!!
>>155275903R.I.P. anon
>>155263367>what are you going to do with a car?I used to think that way too, and then a long long time ago I discovered this site and /b/ answered that question.
>>155275833Worth it
>There are anons ITT who think it's safe horny to wanna fuck a car
>>155277622How about a Hauler?
>>155278009A hole is a hole.
>155273032zoomer "manlyness" lmao
>>155277622Maybe I wanna fuck a car for her personality or cucking purposes.
>>155255061i misread that as Mr Beast, and thought that was a much more interesting question
>>155278221>asian
>>155262327How huge are we talking?>>155275903Unf.
>>155281345>How huge?Starts out at ten inches, with nuts the size of kiwis.>Unf.Growing and gurgling...
I'm starting to think OP might be on to something. Like, why her specifically? Where's the other hippos? Where's the hip hippos lady, Henrietta from New Zoo Revue, The Ballet hippos from Fantasia, the showgirl hippos from Yugioh Arc-V even?
>>155281526Because Madagascar is a staple of zoomer childhood, and the move put an emphasis on her figure. That's really all there is to it.
>>155281526Why Gloria specifically? Because she'd the only one of these with jiggle physics.
>>155281455I love to imagine he finds a wishing stone, or gets affected by a certain boombox...Maybe Gloria outright blows the gum dispenser.
>>155281600I bet it's his music that starts to affect him so. The first notes making his nuts churn...As for Gloria, she doesn't even bother chewing it. She just swallows it, then is genuinely surprised when her gut starts gurgling.
>>155281639Gurgling hippo nuts swelling to the beat.Spurting gallons out of his length.Gloria noticing blue on her skin.
>>155281705Tasting blueberry as her tits start to feel tight.Unable to stop beating his meat...
This thread is gettin' weird...
>>155282511No thread is normal. All threads are weird. This is the way of it.
>>155281764Lengthening, thickening, twitching, pulsing.Big blue hippo booty swelling.
>>155282971Both asses growing fatter and rounder...
>>155272808I adore the Madagascar char designs
>>155283359Bigger and plumpier.
>>155267987>TubbytoonHe has a lot of pics with character choices and concepts that I like, but something about his art style just doesn't do it for me.I wish he made more of those "On a Scale" vids where he talked about fictional fat chicks.
>>155284069Moto can't stop growing or cumming. Gloria's saliva has turned blue.
>>155256488>heh.. you speak in ebonics!unc, you are embarrassing
