Squidward Sanji is fucking amazing. I need that.

post federal agent forcing you to buy this at gunpoint

so what the hell is the toy, looks like a wall magnet

>>155259669
>Smitty
literally who

>>155259701
They do, but that manga stinks about as much

>>155259669
took almost 30 years for a Spongebob x One Piece collab to finally happen

>Pearl as Robin implies she's the last living Whale

>>155259710
You were probably barely born when that episode came out, it's ok.
He was #1.

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>>155259710
Werbenjaegermanjenson
He was #1

>>155259701
That’s you
>>155259747
No

>>155259669
What's One Piece?

>>155259669
Oh yeah, we already got this in Canada.
Pretty cool honestly, two of the biggest oceans themed franchises coming together like this officially.
Although it is a shame that it's listed to McDonalds.

>>155259669
this is awesome

>>155260231
Stupid leaf

>>155259797
>>155259806
Of course current Spongebob would make a happy meal toy out of a one off character from the first three seasons.

>>155260761
it's not like spongebob has any recurring skeleton characters. the flying dutchman is being used for another character not pictured here

>>155260727
Lies.

>>155260775
Well wouldn't Squidward make sense as the musician?

>>155259669
ywnbj

>>155259669
Why is Plankton Usopp?

>>155259669
Who cares? If they had a DBZ crossover with some cartoon stuff when I was a kid I would've wanted it too.

>>155260849
URUSAI!

>>155260865
I care but in a good way.

>>155260815
No, we need him to be the unregistered sex offender since Spoingebob is already doing Luffy.

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>the Flying Dutchman is Blackbeard
>Even though One Piece has an actual Flying Dutchman character whose vibe is much closer to the one from Spongebob

They fucked up bad. Now modern Spongebob will never be good again.

>>155259747
Your children will read gookslop and you'll be happy

>>155259688
Yeah, I could see that.

>>155260985
Yeah, that was honestly shit. I Hated people do some retarded shit like that. Such miss effort there.

>>155261001
Fag

>>155259669
I'm sure you do MuhamMAD

>>155260985
They know how lame Vander is

>>155259691
mcdonalds hasn't had actual toys in a very long time. these things look like they're flat, so they're probably mostly intended to go on your shelf or something

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>>155261138
My Aunt has like, girl autism for toys and shit and I never realized until I was an adult.
>Would always take me to McD's
>Always get me a happy meal
>But would insist I leave the toys at her house 'so I don't lose them'
>Be sometime later
>Notice all my happy meal toys are now on shelves and literally in glass cabinets

even japs love spongebob
why act this salty over some harmless crossover toys

>>155259669
I feel like eastern civilization has just as much blame in this one.

>>155261780
Eh I don't see the problem. Both shows have pirate and nautical themes

>>155259669
They should do a Family Guy One Piece collab next

>>155259669
Neat. My sister's son loves One Piece.

>>155260761
well we was #1

>>155261946
>My sister's son
>not My sister and I's son
ngmi

>>155261946
>My sister's son
cuck

>>155261975
>>155261992
>not wondering why anon didn't just say "nephew"

>>155261946
You mean your nephew?

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>>155260775
Oh shit does that mean they give us Blackbeard Flying Dutchman?

>>155259669
I can't believe spongebob need Plankton to fuck sandy to get a boner

Patrick isn't triple-wielding nets?

>>155259669
Why is Sandy wearing a croptop when she and literal background characters wear bikini tops in the show?

>>155262769
it was probably just easier to model for a small plastic toy

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>>155262584

>>155259669
I'm not a fan of tacky shit either, but you need to set a higher bar for "The West is Dead" than McDonalds toys.

>>155262828
Who’s tacky?

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I take it Akainu is one of these guys?

>>155262913
don't think he's anybody
Mermaid Man is Garp and Barnacle Boy is Koby

>>155259669
Why do they always use the Fishman Island designs

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>>155259669
and western civilization hates you right back

>>155259669
Smitty is probably the best.

>>155260985
Vander fucking sucked. Same with that entire arc.

>>155260852
Probably from how both use underhanded tricks to try and get what they want

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>>155259669
I'm so excited for this!!
I'll buy it when it comes out.
I may hate Modern SpongeBob but I'll buy these toys because they look cool. Hopefully McDonald's does more Japanese American crossovers just like this.

>>155259669
The intro the made for these toys was actually quite good.

>>155265498
qrd

>>155259669
I know, Squidward should be brook.

>>155259669
>I hate western civilization
Ok Ahmad.

>>155259669
They didn't give Sandy Nami's breasts...

>>155260985
Vander Decken was an Epstein island reject and sucked more ass than the Fishman island arc itself

america has fallen...

>kids don't watch our cartoons, they watch "annie may" now, what should we do???
>I know, lets do a soulless collaboration with an anime that overstayed it's welcome a loooong time ago!!!

I love the long lost civilization of Atlantis

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One Piece and Spongebob crossed over officially 7 years ago and nobody apparently remembers or knew but me

https://www.nickalive.net/2019/10/one-piece-gets-spongebob-squarepants.html?m=1

>>155259669
i would be blasting holes in my walls with cum if sandy and pearl actually had nami and robins breasts

>>155267913
It’s SpongeBob characters dressing up as One Piece characters, if anything, it’s shows the power of the Sponge

>>155268014
Didn't Spongebob did that episode?

>>155262318
Yeah it's got Davy Jones Blackbeard, Mrs Puff Big Mom, Mermaid Man Garp, Barnacle Boy Koby, and Spongebob Gear 5 in addition to OP's picture

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>>155259710

>>155267911
Hey! He might be a creep but he wanted to wait until the mermaid had boobs befire he tried to rape her.

>>155268081
I always thought those were fanmade

>>155259669
2 ips that should have ended years ago

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>>155270200
>he wanted to wait until the mermaid had boobs befire he tried to rape her

>>155270229
They are

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>>155259669
This whole crossover promotion has me feeling major FOMO for having never gotten into One Piece. Unlike the Spongebob cast, I don't even recognize 80% of those anime characters https://youtu.be/vAqex3TmepY

>>155271796
They are?

>>155268081
>>155270229
>>155275029
It says so right there in the article—learn to read, for God's sake.

>>155261138
Not that McDonald's toys were ever some shining beacon of creativity and play but it's a deeply somber sign that they're not even targeted towards actual kids anymore, just fanboys in arrested development.

>>155259669
>I hate western civilization
Bro being saying like we must destroy western civilization.

>>155268110
Exactly THIS!

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>>155268110

>>155268110
>>155270183
>>155276817
>>155277387
>>155270200
>>155271789
https://youtu.be/R61f_qdgJJ0?si=fqvX75YOhvaHc3gi

>>155270956
Yet are still kino.

>>155259669
Mermaid Man looks actually cool.

>>155261138

they've been peddling cardboard standies at least once if memory serves me well.

>>155261780
if this was truly a "western civilization" issue, it would probably be a marvel X star wars crossover instead.