I do not believe Comic Book Guy can attract this woman.
>>155260035>comic book guy>manga galIt makes sense when you think about it.
>>155260035I can. I've seen it happen.
>>155260054>comic book guy>pervert who goons to his favorite characters>manga gal>fujoshi who goons to yaoia match made in hellven.
>>155260035So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done.
>>155260035It’s happened before and will happen again
>>155260035George Costanza effect - character who has only negative traits manages to get beautiful women to go out with them
>>155260035Women like big men
>>155260167They screw while looking at their own laptops
>>155260035She's a lucky woman
>>155260054Not really. Comic Book Guy doesn't really have the best values of valuing health, humility, chivalry, and honesty. These relationships based around shared interests and not values typically don't last that long. Interests and hobbies change over time, values usually don't change all that much.
I find it weird whenever the simpsons shifts the status quo in unnecessary ways. Selma adopted that chink baby and I don't think she's ever even been seen again
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>>155260035I would fuck him not gonna lie
>>155261996I was gonna call you a fag, but I found myself really contemplating whether or not I would fuck him too
>>155261996>>155262236Fags. The both of you.
>>155262236>>155262251You won't believe this anon, but the world isn't like how it used to be.. They let chicks use the computer now
>>155261569I think she grew up, but Maggie remains the same.
>>155262577P-preposterous! Women don't use the computer! They HATE computers!
Is this place frozen in time or something?Why do you doubt the OP?Have you seen the receipts for what women actually do? Are you still living with the idea that women are LESS looks-oriented than men?
>>155263423Comic book readers and capeshit fans notoriously sit at the very bottom of the IQ median, close to people who can't tell when something is AI and people who work government jobs.
>>>155261528>Comic Book Guy doesn't really have the best values of valuing health, humility, chivalry, and honesty.Why? Is he American or something?
>>155260035Is a marketing facade, so incels like you can self insert watching the show, faggot
>>155260054comic books are way below maga on the social ladder
>>155263375The same women who use the computer want to fuck Comic Book Guy
>It's been 12 years since CBG got married>Now I'm the fat loser living with parentsFuck me, time is a bitch
>>155264618You'll find your weird autistic girl someday
>>155263423They're about as looks oriented than men. But botj women and men sometimes end up dating someone they wouldn't otherwise find physically attractive because they hit it off well. Or just have a thing for fatties. Or get together out of convenience.Obviously being somewhere around the cultural consensus of "good looking" is the most reliable way to attract a partner, but plenty of people who aren't whatsoever still have one.
>>155260035I do not believe that you're willing to still watch this boomer cartoon without being ironic.
>>155261996That's actually supposed to be a Japanese woman, not a male
>>155265184I get the joke but I’m talking about CBG
>>155265206well damn anon
>>155260035There was a fat dude at my college making out with this small pale Dominican girl while me my gf and friends were playing DBFZ and smash or yugiohSupposedly he did statutory rape from what an Asian classmate in comp told me, but this dude is a shitposter on /v/ (I swore I heard him say this) so who honestly knows if what he's saying is trueBut as for the make out session I saw that with my own two eyes
>>155265245Let me clarify, this was a case with a girl in a wheelchair, not the Dominican girl I saw, she's grown
>>155265219I like nerdy guys with long hair who can discuss comics with me what can I say?
>>155265289I like nerdy guys period, they make me weak...
>>155265295Honestly same, especially ones I can argue with though
>>155265298God, I've had a crush on John Egbert for the longest time.
>>155265302A good pick, I’m a Control Freak fan (the Teen Titans 03 version)
>>155262577chicks (female) or chicks (males)?>>155263831 also p-prove it
I thought it was a meme that Asian girls had shit standards when it came to white guys.
>>155265665anonits a cartoon
>>155260035It's a cartoon anon.
>>155265147>They're about as looks oriented than menMy brother in christ
>>155263423>Is this place frozen in time or something?It's actually pretty quaint when you still see comments like "lol just stop chasing supermodels, be nice and positive, shower and brush your teeth". Social media normies now call for "incels" to be shoved into concentration camps or forced into draft while measuring skulls and facial proportions.Hell even fucking Kiwifarms has had a thread about incels for the past decade where it was over 600 pages of repeating the same post that these are autists who don't shower, but more recently it's turned into drivel that these incels should learn to be happy without women and accept their position while contributing to the greater whole.>>155265919>>155265862That's true as well. Charlie from Smiling Friends has weird fangirls who use him as proof that they totally don't care about guys' looks IRL
>>155266511Lmao if only. You faggots deserve nothing less for not being able to fulfill your biological imperitives to have kids. I often remember that post where normal people don't actively stop jerking off for months to self improve or whatver they just naturally exist and do what they're supposed to. Incels are essentially trannies dude sorry
>>155266511Well, there's nothing wrong with being single.
>le atract>I can't believe fictional thing happening
>>155261569that baby ruined /co/
>>155266511>Charlie from Smiling FriendsWhat if he was a girl, then? Would you FAGS be constantly thirsting over her disgusting yellow ass?
>>155266649Lol nigger saying all this shit won't stop psychotic normies from labeling you an "incel" for whatever reason>have kidsNigger nobody is having kids, even the foids saying "hypergamy is good because it's le eugenic" are getting dicked by Chad just for pleasure
>>155260035he's a self-employed business owner. why not?
>>155262610Don't forget all of Apu's eight kids.
>>155266787This is /co/ so yes, but guys are generally honest about wanting women to look good.
>>155266805Who?
>>155266511>Charlie from Smiling Friends has weird fangirls who use him as proof that they totally don't care about guys' looks IRLGive /r9k/ or whoever a couple years dwelling on it in their depressing forum and we'll have a concrete reason for why some women like Charlie the cartoon, yet wouldn't even register Charlie as human if he was real. I imagine it has something to do with a cartoon being "famous" to some degree, or maybe it's the power to decide today he'll be a cuntboy who gets piped by Pim.
>>155265596(Female) and I’m using the computer right now… It’s crazy, I’ve never done this before…
My best friend's brother is not only IRL CBG but married a hot piece of nipple knees ass and moved to grolious Nippon with her where they're raising a daughter. It happens. Japanese women have fucked up tastes
>>155261528>Comic Book Guy doesn't really have the best values of valuing health, humility, chivalry, and honesty.Very few people in The Simpsons do. This is because it's an animated comedy and characters tend to be unrealistic in order to facilitate humor more easily.
>>155265974>on okcupid.comkek
>>155265974apart from ignoring the sample bias you get on internet dating sites/apps, this is just a difference in psychology. Women are simply being honest, but that doesn't mean they won't fuck a man who isn't "most attractive". Conversely, with men, we're looking at a form of "white knight" syndrome, where they will rate a woman's looks as being better than they are in order to avoid insulting them, because an insulted woman = no pussy.
>>155267156One of the few times this isn't the case is with the college dean just to have a situation where Homer starts doing stupid shit expecting it work like in a college movie
>>155267198Again, are you FROZEN IN TIME?
>>155266649All of that was incorrect.
>>155260035> WomanIt's a ladyboy
>>155267198>apart from ignoring the sample bias you get on internet dating sites/appsMy brother in christ
>>155260035I do not believe OP can attract any woman.
>>155266797Women value what you can bring them in income, they won't respect you if you're poor no matter how good you are in bed.
>>155265862A cartoon that uses satire a lot. an Asian woman going wild for the most mediocre dicku so long as it’s whito dicku fits.
>>155267655That’s straight up not true lmao
>>155266890still gonna need that proof, timestamp and all
>>155267896Yeah just post your tits, because anyone who has tits HAS to be a chick. Dude, I bet YOU have tits.
>>155260035Attractive Japanese girl with nerdy hobby has to settle for some obese American loser.
>>155267916yea wanna see, after you of course
>>155268047Oh no I insist, after you (I kinda wanna see)
>>155267655Lol alpha fux beta bux. Women with rich short bald husbands cheat on them with handsome unemployed drug addicts while the opposite never happens.
>>155268113this is so us rn(let me get a peak of you first)
>>155268440It's cute that you're trying to flirt with me and I bet your tits are adorable Anon, but I'm just not the kind of girl to put my intimate parts online
She's an awful, terrible character, so it fits for him.
>>155268294proof?
>>155260035After shes been slutted by many chads in college and post grad boss babe life she finally winds down after a hiatus of sorting her baggage to prey on a hapless betabucks. Its not very common but it does happen. >SIMPsons
>>155260186kek
>>155266787YESYESA MILLION TIMES YES
>>155267960this, surely there are more less fat, less balding, more athletic nerdy guys out there
>>155266787>skinny shorter man>fatty bigger womanregular millennial couple
>>155260035>Comic Book Guy >Groundskeeper Willie >Moe How many Simpsons regulars are left to find love? Will we ever see Frink get hitched? Maybe Moleman?
>>155272341Flanders is single. He lost 2 wives. There could be a story where he finds another. Seymour Skinner is still single
>>155272341Frink has a wife, I think he mentions her in his first appearance.
>>155272422>his first appearance And you actually think the current writers still remember that?
>>155272341Frink was married, and had a kid.
>>155272341>>155272422Divorced after using their son too many times in his experiments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcvztIKmVhY
>>155275584Ah damn...
>>155266787My standards are in HELL, anon.
>>155260035He's not real
>>155260035foreign exoticism automatically bumps people up a few points. it goes both ways
>>155277395I’ve been told my taste in men leaves much to be desired
>>155263423yes they are
>>155265974This doesn't mean they're "looks oriented" you dumbass. This just means they don't find most men good looking. Which actually disputes your argument because they still date men.
>>155260035Something like this also Happened in Spongebob.
>>155278447If you’re a woman and you like men who aren’t chad-looking then everyone says you’re lying
>>155260035She's a Chinese spy.
>>155277558Anon, when nips talk about dating a white guy they're thinking Daniel Radcliffe, Henry Cavill, and Hugh Jackman; not a fat, balding, middle-aged man with a ponytail.
>>155278884but have you seen white multi-billionaires dating short chubby pig-nosed hobbit women from the philippines? said men are also undoubtedly built like the average redditor (look at musk, trump, and bezos).clearly, there's more to it than appearances
>>155278917I've missed like the last 20 seasons of Simpsons. Is CBG a multi-billionaire now? Is this relevant or are you just comparing any dysgenic freak?
>>155279053CBG has a mint edition spiderman number 1, and possibly other treasures
>>155278447>This doesn't mean they're "looks oriented" you dumbassIt does, among other things.
>>155260035Realistically, this is how that relationship ends
>>155280389>Screenshotting Reddit Really, nigga?
>>155279103He really IS the perfect man... Aside from Control Freak
