Serious thread where we NEVER EVER post about our fetishes
>Sharty refugee threadfuck off
>xe reported the threadOHNONONONONO tripcacas WHAT is THIS?!
Tour de GAY LOST.
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... We WERE meant to be Sonic's SISSIES!!! We always HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
Tour De Aryan wonnered.
All of this because nobaldi wanted to read his SNCA blog btw
... because the blog proved him right in everything and no one can out debate him
IWILLNOTLETYOUDESTROYTHEJEWS!!!
...xhe said as xhe took of xer trip and wrote fanfiction about winning non-existent debates. Xhe also came out as trans which is very important to know.
>out of fucking nowhere
>took of xer trip>of instead of off
>couldn't deny it
>racism against the African-American communityCHUD de BROWN...
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>155264779Otto...Spicpedo...Pakipseud...Every other tripsister on the site...
>used black instead of the usual brownNoticed. Possible B_FR7.
What happened last thread? I went to play some video games after seeing a guy memeposting about superman winning all his match ups that gay de gay suggested lol
>>155264822India lost. Pakistan won.
>>155264826Pakistan ain't that bad. At least 20% more of them use toilets compared to the average indian. It's not much but it's more than average.
>>155264611Is there literally anything Syndrome can do against Tighten?
Monitoring the thread.
>TROONhou
>>155264611but what if someone in the thread tries to tie me up and tickle my big crinkly feet with a feather
>your favorite character doesn't resist layered mindhax>your favorite character doesn't resist layered transmutation Father Time victim
>bejitabro starts posting his fetish despite OP saying not to
I would kiss a man without hypnosis
I would kiss a blue hedgehog without hypnosis
So I just found out that a certain tokufag/ultrafag/capecuck that jizz on toys is also the simoncuck Interesting >>>/v/746629457
>>155265140That was my post you retard :)
>dragonBROWN crying because he got BTFO
Mewtwo will hypnotise Shadow to kill himself but before that happens he’ll kiss a man without being commanded to
>ruins soulful threadBrowns... Must... Die...
>>155265233>liam shows up thereIt's over.
>everyone is off raiding /v/
I'm getting kind of sick of the new Sonic episodes because they're all the same.>ooohhh Solaris scaling, ooohhh infinite speed, ooohhh, warping spacetimeIt's boring.The most impressive thing Mewtwo has done, without the aid of anything like Mega Evolution or the Dark Synergy Stone, is fight on par with a nerfed Deoxys, who is planetary, at absolute best, because of the latter fighting Rayquaza and being the true form of Grand Meteor Delta.To my knowledge, Mewtwo and Deoxys have only fought twice in official media, once in the manga, where Deoxys is even with Mewtwo when it doesn't have it's Attack Form, and the other is Detective Pikachu, where some fuck swaps minds with Deoxys and fights Mewtwo while not knowing how to change forms.ADVENTURES TEAM ROCKET VS LEAGUE OF VILLAINS WHEN YOU HACKS
>>155264872tighten was already defeated by a brainiac in his own movie
>>155265508Syndrome doesn't know anything about Tighten let alone the serum that created him, which Megamind made himself, and there are no showings of Syndrome being a bio chemist.
>>155265508A brainiac that would've been shit outta luck if he wasn't the one to create Tighten in the first place with Metroman's dandruff.Zero Point energy might slow Hal down but>ZAP ZAP ZAP
>>155265543>>155265508How would ZP affect Tighten? It was able to completely incapacitate Mr. Incredible and Dash, but I think Tighten is stronger and faster than them.
>>155265553Tighten has no speed feats like Dash and can’t replicate Metroman’s timestop.
Let's say Syndrome does get Tighten with zero point.Then what?This is a death battle, it's not over until Syndrome kills Tighten or Tighten kills Syndrome.This is why it's a stupid match up, Hal's wincon is easy because Syndrome is a human and Hal can break the sound barrier and throw sky scrapers, how the fuck is Buddy supposed to kill, not incapacitate, kill Hal, when Megamind couldn't? What, you want to tell me that Megamind never tried the dehydration gun on Metroman? Not once in their decades?
>>155265652Megamind never tried the Dehydration Gun on any of his enemies bro. Not even the human ones
Syndrome rapes and gapes
>>155265652I was thinking that, he can throw bombs, and other shit but then what? Even against mr incredible I was kinda thinking what then? He was just slamming him in the ground, and into walls, maybe the bomb would kill bob but then what about tighten? unless he can summon an omnidroid to fight him?
>>155265667>Megamind never tried the Dehydration Gun on any humanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzFzUo_ihAc&t=60sI honestly would've preferred it if you had just said yes because of Megamind 2 and the Peacock show.
>>155265670Would the omnidroid be considered part of his kit? I mean I can think of him using it? If it's summonable. Like he presses some buttons and it rolls in maybe? Or gets delivered via drop ship to help him? But I think tighten is just gonna fucking fly into it, knock it in the air, treat it like a fucking beach ball. Bob was able to fly at it with his shoulder and that was enough to knock it over. Tighten should easily be able to bash it around.
>>155265689time links don't work if you delete the tracker shitbut you can replace it with something else and it will still workhttps://youtu.be/GzFzUo_ihAc?si=cockandballs&t=60
Again, why did he fucking do it?
>>155265689This random guy he’s impersonating isn’t an enemy.And yeah cause of Megamind 2 and the Peacock Show, he’s never tried the Dehydration gun on any enemy. He’s literally never thought to
>>155265694It's less that Tighten would mangle it and more that it would attack Syndrome immediately.>>155265707Huh, you learn something new everyday.>>155265715Bernard is still in the way and Megamind has to dehydrate him or else Roxanne will catch Megamind at Metroman's memorial.He's not an enemy, but he is a human obstacle that was solved by dehydrating it, the point I'm making is that he could use it on a human, whether or not Bernard is an enemy is completely irrelevant, what is relevant is that Megamind can dehydrate humans with the dehydration gun, as seen with Bernard.
Why did Ghost Rider vs Spawn imply the Penance Stares inflicted on Ghost Rider didn't include any Penance Stare he's ever inflicted on others as part of his sins
>>155265760The Omnidroid would attack the greatest threat first, I think.
>>155265694Mr Incredible is stronger than Tighten. In fact, his danger level is above guys who are essentially nuclear warheads. For reference, the Onnidroids cannot be damaged by Mr.Incredible until they got his remote and pierce it with its own limb. Syndrome also have the tractor beam thing that incaps and reacted to Dash. Tighten is terminated
>>155264949>Anon is sub-rope leveltickleFODDER
ROARtos. That is all.
>>155265789if we go by feats, the strongest thing mr incredible moved was a traineither the el train he stopped, limited only by frictional force, or the locomotive he liftedhe did stop the full weight of the omnidroid V10 dropping down, which was a dynamic load, though he was clearly struggling to hold it up before the ground gave way underneath himso mr incredible has super strength, but no/limited tactile telekinesishe can be thrown around by impacts and he needs to brace himself to physically stop objectswe also see an upper limit of an omnidroid-sized weights falling down on himtighten has never even come close to his upper limithe threw the entire upper half of a skyscraper like a missile and the casualness of the feat implies this was barely a work outtightens flight also gives him the innate advantage of anchoring, he can only be thrown around when struck by surprisebut against attacks he can see coming, he is virtually immoveable
>>155265806Roartos won…
>>155265822He won so hard.
>>155265813Well the one thing I can think of is that the omnidroid in a weaker form cut mr incredible despite his durability. I can theorize that the omnidroid had it's armor buffed to withstand other heroes like the other anon mentioned with nuclear warhead strength etc. So the fact that it can punch through it's own armor means it's claws MAY be able to hurt him but that's a big fuck off maybe lol
Isn’t it funny?Seeing you weak tiny men squabble over who would come out on top in a little catfight between Syndrome and Tighten the incels?When actual strong characters like Kratos would lightly slap both once and btfo them instantly, with no effort at all? Let’s talk about the REAL battlers shall we?
>>155265844>implying tighten wouldnt just chokehold kratos and then fly into space
>IMG_ poster
>still bringing up your ex after all these yearsLol cucku should've fucked Toga instead of settling for Uraraka the town bicycle
>>155265847Post Cucky Tighten doing that to anyone
>>155265840we never really get a sense of how tough tighten ismostly because the heroes know better than to even try to hurt him, which also robs him of any durability featsmegamind does briefly attack him with the weapons on his powered exoskeleton, which then shows his weapons simply shattering themselves on impactthe giant robot megamind uses is able to hurt tighten, so he has a pain response at least, but it never actually causes harm to tighten
What good is all that power if it makes for a shit fight?Snake vs Sam is god tier for a reason.
>>155264611I like feet :)
>>155264754You could probably edit this to be Mr. Satan.
>>155265847Chaddy Kratos can breathe in space but Cucky Tighten can’t.
>>155265652Goop balls until Hal suffocates or starves.
>>155265813Maybe that's Mr. Incredible's secret, he doesn't have tactile telekinesis like other heroes with his power set, so when he punches something it is like a cannonball tearing through.
After carefully examining the last thread I can safely say that Tour the GOD won once again.Capeshitters are genuinely afraid of this guy and simply cannot talk back against the debunks of their cosmology (because none of them read comics)Well done anon
>Tour de SAAR
>>155265858Only Cucky Megamind and Roxanne
>>1552648620% is still 0%
>>155264611You’re right, also atheists are morons and gooners. OP won, namefags and avatarfags lost
>>155265935>Chaddy Kratos can breathe in spaceUh…
>>155266036Kratos didn’t unlock his beyond-omnipotence yet in GOW1
>>155266050If he’s beyond omnipotent, why does he need a boat
>>155266071He enjoys the little things you know? If you were omnipotent wouldn't you still wanna watch movies and go for nice walks in scenic vistas? :)
>>155266084>can’t swim without trident FUNNY WEAKLING
>>155266097i-i-it's extra dimensional m-meta destroying super water PLEASE UNDERSTAND FUUUUARRRKKKK
>>155266071Who says he *needs* a boat, fraud? It’s for Atreus.
>>155266050in GOW2, he had trouble fighting talos, a magically animated bronze colossus, and needed help from zeus to winand even then the fight depowered him as a resulttighten fights a giant robot piloted by megamind and easily winsfeel free to powerscale the black mamba against talos, but tighten beat a giant metal construct on his first outing where kratos did not
>Cucky Tighten trying to pick a fight with Chaddy KratosPost Cuckten destroying 900 million universes when lowballed
>>155266125Are you dumb?Talos was BROUGHT TO LIFE BY ZEUS BETRAYING KRATOS, DEPOWERING KRATOS AND GIVING THE STATUE ALL OF KRATOS’ GODLY POWERS.Kratos, depowered back to mortal, literally beat a living giant with the power of the God of War. Bitchboy Tighten gets onepunched then snivels and begs because noone in his verse is as strong or cool as Chadtos
>>155266137He can’t Megamind Metroman and Tighten are all such weak cucky frauds ACK oh nononononono…
May we SEE Kratos destroying one of those universes?
>>155266147He is the God of HOPE! Not Destruction.
Why is this the only place that believes in Mewtwo? Every other site sees this as a stomp for Shadow
>>155266160Because everyone else are a bunch of sonic fur fags that's why. Everyone here at least tries to be objective and only a HANDFUL of people here are fur fags lol
>>155266071omniboatent
>>155266160>every other siteIs infested with Sonic cucks.Especially Reddit and Twitter, which is where their entire fandom resides.4chan is the last bastion that still scares off those trannies.
>>155266160Sonic powerscaling has managed to entrench itself in a lot of spaces.Particularly, the VSBW community was loud and annoying enough that it is taken as gospel and they are very lenient to Sonic (there are still people that think they need to go further).
>>155266160Every other site said that Goku shit stomps superman and yet...
>>155266160Sonicfags spread like AIDS in black communities.
>>155266242>Every other site said that Goku [HEADCANON]
Sonic faggotry has been disastrous to the human race. You have potential engineers and architects having their entire life derailed, they use to be fixated on autism like structure, or engine power, or things like the next cars...But instead a parent left the TV on and an episode of sonic was on and ALL that autistic energy flew into the wrong setting... Technological progress destroyed because an autismo learned of sonic and thus inflation porn
>>155266305I know, I had to be one of the rare few telling them this...Even still it persists.
>>155266160When we aren't shitposting to the nth degree we actually take into consideration context for most of Shadow's showing and in that regard acknowledge literally nothing has actually changed for the character since the OG fight with the exception of Sega constantly nerfing Shadow's verse. The only thing we are unsure of is WHO this match up is a pity win for since Shadow's last match was laughable mid and the a blatant pity win so he didn't join the 0-3 club and pokemon getting another loss after seems unlikely.
>>155266211i'm pretty sure most sonic fans outside vsbw think the wiki downplays him
>>155265907Holy fuck this comic is insane. Battle Beast would have Boros for lunch honestly.
>>155266360>Battle Beast would have Boros for lunch>Looks inside>Same generic Invincible flying brick fight everyone in the verse does0feats Beast...
>>155266306How different would love have been if Chris-Chan didn't win that contest?
>>155266328>The only thing we are unsure of is WHO this match up is a pity winit's actually a tie ;)
>>155266369I mean he can easily shred Conquest with his claws and teeth, and it's as simple as Conquest can take an impact like this without a scratch.https://youtu.be/uCewsWVpkWQ?t=161
>>155266389>He can easily shred ConquestI'm Battle Beast the scaling manBattle Beast the scaling manI can't put up a fightSo I bring in someone who mightI'm Battle Beast the scaling man
>>155266360>>155266389Hulk victims.
>>155266372Well I'll tell ya one thing his mom wouldn't have gotten messed with that's for sure...
>>155266328>When we aren't shitpostingwhen is that?
>>155266397I'm sorry but according to Kirkman-sama any Viltrumite would easily splatter Hulk so this fight is far above his league.
According to GRRM Jaime would easily splatter Aragorn so he's far above the LoTR verse.
>>155266434>>155266425
>>155266440George RR Martin...Robert Kirkman...
>>155266397K,b,c.
>>155266397Nope, Ryan Ottley confirmed that Hulk is a weakling in Invincible terms
>KWABtrumitesKeky.
Marvel in general is a weakling verse desu
>>155266360Why is the Battle Beast comic so obsessed with people eating people?
>>155266453It's interesting that Conquest and Battle Beast are presented as perfectly equally matched, they both pass out. I guess this means Conquest could have pushed Thragg to his limits in a fight as well, but just never had the desire to challenge the Grand Regent?He also says at the start of the fight that he's taking Battle Beast seriously, which he never did for Mark until it was too late.
>>155266468Battle Beast might not have been as strong back then either. Just an issue or two ago he admitted he knew nothing about Viltrumites and cowed off
>>155266160Every other site? The death battle subreddits seem firmly on Mewtwo's side while VSBW is repping Shadow
BEAST!!!
Post characters that can beat Wanked Sonic
>>155266541I hate Thragg's airbending punch.
>>155266541This is what happens when Hulk uses .0000001% of his power on Thragg
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC
>>155266526VSBW sides with Shadow obviously.YouTube also thinks Shadow wins, because he won the Community Death Battle.Every G1 style blog I've seen has Shadow winning.I remember seeing a couple SpaceBattles threads where Shadow was favored but I don't know what they think nowadays.I haven't seen other sites but it looks like Shadow is the favored character by quite a lot so Mewtwo winning again would cause a massive shitstorm, at least Bardock vs Omni-Man level.
>>155266606Can you post the word of someone who's worked on both Invincible and Hulk that proves this? Because Ottley says the opposite and he's worked on both Invincible and Hulk.
>WEAKNICWEAKNICWEAKNICWEAKNICWEAKNIC
>>155266634Sounds like easy money lmao. You also have to realize that a lot of it IS just people thinking "shadow is like sonic right? And sonic is fast, mewtwo is just a pokemon what is he even gonna do?"
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC>literallylol
>>155266636He said Hulk strongest there is
>>155266541Blud tried to aurafarm against the Hulk.
Post Thragg destroying a mountain
>>155266160At the end of the day it's because everyone here knows Shadow and Mewtwo are building level weaklings (well, Mewtwo is, Shadow seems closer to wall level) but if you were to schizophrenically scale Mewtwo in the same way most of the community scales Sonic characters he would actually winNo one extends Pokemon the same benefit of the doubt they do Sonic though because Soniggers are far more entrenched in powerwank
>>155264611Next Death Battle idea: Mr. Denzel Crocker (Fairly OddParents) vs. Principal McVicker (Beavis and Butthead)
>WEAKNICWEAKNICWEAKNICWEAKNICWEAKNIC>literallylol
>>155266718>techno magic genius vs old pervert Never cook again
If Shadow vs. Ryuko didn't happen I would have been 100% sure that Shadow would beat Mewtwo. Since he already got his pity win though it's all gonna depend on whether or not Ben still hates his guts.
>>155266634I just read through The Death Battles Thread for Kaihu through today, they didn't have much to say about Shadow or Mewtwo.Kaihu got a bit of heat though, one side objected to cosmology scaling and suggested that 1/4 Star level Golden Weapon isn't accurate because the Mega Weapon had unique powers and abilities beyond any of the Golden Weapons alone.The other side just said, nuh uh.
I do not care about on screen feats. Give me your best statement.
>>155266462Huh? What's wrong with that?
>>155266574Why? I think it's cool that someone tried to write what it would look like if someone pulled their fist back at crazy speeds. Genuinely that's what it WOULD do and it's just a cool little thing.
>>155266858>meanwhile, the villain of the next arc, who's exponentially stronger than him, is only considered a universal threat because he blows up planets one at a time
>>155266718Crocker is for Doofenshmirtz
>>155266763>the fight is just mewtwo curb stomping shadow's head in with ben yelling "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOOU" into the micyeah...I think he still hates him...
>nobody posted characters capable of beating Wanked SonicI'm noooooooooooticing~
>FRAUDnicBoundless Nappa victim
>>155266160This places hates Sonic as it's a refugee camp for all of KINGnic's haters.
>>155266558
>>155264761Lmao Superman one shots the green jobber.
>>155266874Mostly because Nolan stands there and reacts to the sensation of being vacced in.If the punch is supposed to be that way because of speed, then why is Nolan confused and surprised?Why even is Nolan confused and surprised, he's caused explosions by flying fast and his attacks on Mark during the Chicago incident feel more impactful.I'm a stick in the mud.
>>155267039
Sonic as a franchise has given countless hours of joy and entertainment to children all around the world Even if you hate it's Powerscaling you must admit that it deserves respect
>>155266558What does 'Wanked' Sonic mean in this case? Some goober out there somehow thinks that Sonic is literally omnipotent, that's not even remotely something you can challenge.Conceptually an omnipotent being just decides what is or isn't true. They don't even follow a Cause and Effect relationship.
>>155267063>to childrento literally every single person on the planet
>>155267063>Ruined Chris Chan's life and made him fuck his own mom like that one Slim Shady song
>>155267063Mario fans grew up to become productive members of society. Sonic fans grew up to become Chris-chans.
>>155267103>
>>155267129My hero would never
With the new episode of the Green Lantern TV show, and John Stewart's backstory in it, we now have a perfect thematic inverse fight for Agent J from Men in Black. It's a shame it's a complete stomp if John reaches the power levels he should have as a GL, but the themes are really good.
>>155267146Because your hero's games are too shit to justify a $50 price tag, let alone $100
>>155266921>>155266997We don't care about sub FTLnic here.>>155267063Mario does that better.
>>155267039It's just because of the animators sense of pacing, and the writers. REALISTICALLY the animators should have had him move fast. then have noland being sucked in quickly but it was meant for suspense and build up...It's a TV SHOW ANON lmao...But I get it.
>>155267126>Mario fans grew up to become productive membersLet's not get crazy now
>>155267154
>>155267063More like autism, and weird fetishes and anti-social behaviors. I'm more than sure if sonic didn't exist the number of inflation porn artist would be almost nonexistent or so niche you wouldn't see it posted HERE at least LOL .
>>155267126Name one. Champions didnt play video games they played outside and interacted with the real world. Only losers play Video Games past the age of 11.
>>155267063Fuck you
>>155267190I would fuck the bat chick from that game. I love wide hips, a plump ass, and perky big dolly Parton tits.
Haven't Mariofags literally killed people before?
>>155267178I think it could have been sold better if there was a slow motion framing to the scene. It just feels like it is happening in real time, which ends up making Thragg feel... strange.
>>155267200Only losers post on 4chan at any given point in their lives.
>>155267251Yup Mariobros are literal violent deranged psychos
>>155264611Syndrome vs Mysterio (MCU) gels better with me
>>155267278Chris Chan almost killed his family in a house fire funnily enough. He also raped his mom.
>>155267298Bionic the Hedgehog...
>Sonic fans are cucky deviants>Mario fans are bvlly killersYep. Yep.
>>155267254Yeah but that's more of a director, and creativity issue as well. Normally western media doesn't always depict fighting properly. Like for instance Kirk says viltrumites are masters of combat with thousands of years of experience, but because he's just some fat comic book writer with zero knowledge of martial arts he just has them punch at each other lol. I've seen that so often 'if they're so good, then why-' because the creator is a fat comic book aritist that's why.
>>155267278Life is something sacred, something precious. Mariofags don't respect this heavenly gift and instead take away the lives of innocent people, that's why their hero is so decadent and wicked Sonic fans actually respect the sanctity of life, we stand for freedom, and justice
>>155266160one baiter has mindbroken this place into believing the losing side will win
I couldn't justify being a nintendrone in the current year. Nintendo's games right now fucking suck cock.
>sonicfags and mariofags fighting over who gets to kidnap and molest the 9 year old girl they spotted in an aisle at a dollar store
>Mario even wins in the R>F department because his fans are willing to kill cucky SonicbrosFvark...
>>155266360>Battle Beast was stronger then Boros even before the sun disk thing since nobody ever believed in star level Boros >giving Battle Beast the statement of his fight with Thragg being too fast for Space Racer (dude with a MTFL bike) to comprehend >the retcon of how Saitama's strength works means Boros can't scale to any of the higher stuff in the manga version (web comic Boros is fine but does that even have better feats?) it's a stomp but it's an honest stomp
>>155267397There's more mariofags that are also child molesters
>my bike is fast and I can't see Mike Tyson's fist headed towards my face so clearly Mike Tyson is 150 mph Uh...I don't know if that one checks out chief...
>>155267458Almost the same as >me and 4 of my friends jumped mike tyson and beat him, therefore I directly scale to mike tyson
Combat speed doesn't equal travel speed! ...until I need it to for wank.
>singlehandedly carries Sonic powerscaling in your path
>>155267458why would you have a super fast car that you can't comprehend the speed of? you'll just be slamming into walls
>>155267519back in my day it used to be a combination of Solaris and the goddess from Sonic Shuffle being the two pillars of Sonic power scaling
>>155267519And the time eaters. Also mephilis since he technically was able to survive by latching onto shadow in shadow generations.
>>155267527Space is so big that you can fly in one direction for light years and not "hit" anything
Cockroaches can survive nukes but get squashed by sandals, this means base humans are at least nuke level.
Will we get a good custom track this time around?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkftRwulCCU
>>155267551He was weaving through asteroids while being chased by FTL Viltrumites though? He's got light speed + reaction time at the very least.
>>155267342I don't think powerscaling is the be all end all of storytelling, but I think Invincible just has a problem where the characters get treated as narratively wider than they ever get depicted as.Like Kirkman says Thragg is to Viltrumites what Viltrumites are to humans, but then he's not strong enough or fast enough to stop Mark, Thadeus, and Nolan from fisting Viltrum.Or that Multi Paul even remotely matters to Mark enough that Mark needs to fight his way through instead of just moving fast around them.It feels like I am expected to presume that Thragg >>>> Conquest >= Nolan >= Mark >= Thadeus = Allen = Battle BeastBut it rarely feels like Mark is actually the third strongest by the point of the Viltrum bust.
>>155267519I wish I could get it through people's heads that they didn't actually defeat Solaris.
>>155267670I think that comes down to how they portray fighting and how mark is shown. The issue is everyone has thousands of years of combat experience over mark. So he gets the absolute piss beaten out of him and looks bad. More over they don't seem to know how to DEPICT that properly. Kirkman's style is shock value and gore. So half the time they just brutalize each other which makes the idea that they're ancient combat warlords shitty. The crew just SUCKS at characterization. So when they say 'this character is like this' they're not good at trying to figure out how to show that. Narratively it could make SENSE if they could show it. Like mark being scrappy but out thinking or using specific things to punch above his weight class, or thragg having a 'hands behind his back' fighting style where he dodges a lot casually and then has BURSTS of raw skill and power. But instead everyone just fights like a flying brick because again: Kirkman and the animation team don't have the direction required.
>>155267680That and silver did like MOST of the work...
>>155267729https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:HenshinIntervention/%22Sonic_needed_help_against_Solaris%22_Debunked
>>155267720Also we have Best Tiger.
>>155267720Gotta say I like the Viltrumite spear hand, it's always kino when it happens. Makes you wonder why they don't always do it instead of punching tho.
>>155267743>directly ignoring them saying that they can't pierce his armor>directly ignoring how silver had to be the one to break the armor first>directly ignoring that eggman saying they couldn't actually do anything>using video game promotional lines as gospelkind of like zelda promotionals that says stuff about how "the hero who transcends space and time!!!", or other video game promotional that exaggerate to sell...
>>155267720I know it's headcanon but the "Viltrumites don't have an adrenaline response" explains a lot for Mark as a hybrid and how he wins fights against purebreeds. He gets a panic/rage boost and manages to mutual kill or severely maim himself and his enemy. It also fits with "Getting mad doesn't make you stronger, that's not how it works!" from Conquest before getting headbutted to gravy.
>>155267814Another good one is "Crash Bandicoot! The ultimate genetically mutated weapon! A hyper-aggressive force of nature unleashed to destroy all evil!"But like if we put him in a fight he's definitely not gonna destroy ALL evil. But this vsballer would tell me that because it's said so on the box or promotional material that crash ACTUALLY DOES destroy all evil! Or shao khan on the box art "An immortal, omnipotent conqueror of worlds whose very presence fractures reality and consumes entire dimensions!" I mean come on.. But you know, actually since the promotional material said so. Shao khan is now ACTUALLY immortal!! FUARK YEAH!
>>155267858>downplaying Crash
>>155267858I think VSBW still uses Night Palace's Prima Game Guide to say Sonic is infinite speed.
>>155267811Yeah that's the one good thing to come out of it honestly. If we have more flying bricks do stuff like this it would be kino. Or like how they karate chop each other so hard they slice each others heads of and stuff is cool too. THAT kinda stuff makes sense with their power
>>155267858i like how you focused on the "immortal" part and not on the "omnipotent" part
HOLYSHIT this random sci fi character is STAR LEVEL because the box art says so!
>>155267976shooting stars aren't stars retard
M-Mewtwosisters... we need to RVN IMMEDIATELY!!!
Yup, yup.
Oh noOh please God no
>>155265965Capeshitters argue like flat earthers. They either mock you (proving they can't prove their fodder isn't fraudulent) or perform Humpty Dumpty levels of 'Words don't have any meanings sorry'.If you want to debunk capeshit, read the comics. Every time a nigger says a random capeshit character is 1-A, just point to their 1-A cosmology or whatever being causally reliant/affected by lower beings. Point to their muh abstract realms being physically entered. >>155267871This reminds me, you want to know the easiest debunk in powerscaling history? Infinitely powerful Goku. Watch.>What's infinity x 50?Boom. That's all you need to debunk infinitely powerful Goku.
Yup, YUP!
>>155268089>Jin w00
>>155268089A fight carl wins
>>155268022HOLY FUUUUUARRRRRK. Nevermind sonic is impossibly strong!!!!
>>155266879That's just because Buu knows he'd get bored if he blew everything up everything at once so he takes his time doing things one at a time, it is more fun that way and Buu really just cares about if it's fun
>>155268094>blog babble that's already been debunked yaaawn
>samefagKWAB! Can't sleep, pakipseud?Previous thread too scary that you had to report it?
>>155268089>Ducking Cid KagenouKWAB
>>155268066>"Omnipotent. Omniscient. Sovereign. Immutable. How sweet it is to be a god!"FUUUARRRRRKKKKK
This thread is full of Omnipotent BEASTS!
all of this because nobaldi read his fanfic of a dissertation btw geg
HOLY FVVVVVVRRRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!
I know shadow's going to win because these threads don't have these kinds of melties if not for an impending shadow victory.
I will forever find statement chad feats as hilarious.
Today's word of the day is Hyperbole!>hyperbole"(pronounced “hy-per-buh-lee”) is a literary device that uses extreme exaggeration to create strong emphasis or to indicate anger or humor.
HEDGEHOGFUCK ME EYESLOOMING OVER YOUBIGPLUMPBLUEWETLIPSTONGUE OUTREADY TO KISSREADY TO SLURP>>155268244SSSLLLLLRRRRRRPPPP MWAH~
>>155268102This may be the strongest statement. He is Omnipotent AND he plans on destroying a planet.
>>155268268...
>>155268094I've taken to trying to find official Japanese publications for trying to explain a lot of the Sonic stuff.Like Sonic escaping Null Space isn't just a matter of speed but the Double Boost (and Triple Boost) aren't a simple multiplier or anything but something that changes the quality of Sonic and the Avatar (and Classic Sonic)'s speed.https://x.com/SONIC_FORCES_JP/status/927803697572093952
>>155268268Mmm alien latinas that are illegal my favorite!
KAI VS TAHU REACHED 1.2M LET'S FUCKING GO
>>155268268Very good but there's one more"Allegory": A story where the characters stand for concept ideas, for example, good and evilCAUSE I WAS JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
>>155268089n-not him…
>>155268165>debunked...in anon's most delusional daydreams, yes.>>155268226>sharty speakthought this place hated the sharty.
>>155268313HA, holy shit the gacha episode tanked! May it rot in piss.
ENOUGH
What color do you think Mystique's asshole is?
>>155268066>>155268189Is this Miko's best MU?
>>155268313>Aang vs Genshin, despite being a blatant soulless cash grab episode meant to get views from the gacha craze, got mogged by a turbo niche lego autism episode featuring two franchises that haven't been relevant for over a decadeKek, quite honestly deserved on both fronts, it'd be great if it could viewmog Bakugo vs Reze too while it's at it
>>155268377IT'S BLUE!!!! YOU DUMBASS JUST LIKE SHE-HULK'S IS GREEN!!!!!! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
>>155264611Gay sex
>>155264611Straight sex
>>155268391>Actually, mine's more Olive Green.
HOLY FUARK!
>>155268388>>155268370https://youtu.be/GamFYPLary4BTS footage is up btw
>>155268447...I've seen better destruction from tokusatsu monsters like Daizinryu.
>>155268465huh...I always think these are cool but it also breaks the illusion, it's always "This animator is sick! I love *his* work">is actually like 12 peoplelol
>>155268387He's a god anon, how can you kill a god?What a grand and intoxicating innocence...
>>155268089Carl stomps
>>155268387Did she grab the false sunder? So naive shame on her!
WHEN I SAY SLURPYYOU SAY KISSY SLURP SLURPSSLURPY
>>155268531I am going to staple your asshole shut
>>155268089What's Carl's answer to https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Sleep_Manipulation
>>155268500>>155268447https://youtu.be/8QxBueS4jNI?si=hxjPLB8-Cjuzy7Y1&t=98
>>155268189BBS victim
>>155268430That's a shade of green!
>>155268545SSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP MWAH~
FAGrio...
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOThe winner proclaimed by his vassals!
>>155268610>>155268585work on your samefagging, sonig.
>>155268573The 5th best Kingdom Hearts game?
>sonigESLrio...
Nintendo won the console wars three decades ago lil' bro. It's time to let go.
How do you not feel ashamed of writing and posting disgusting things?I genuinely don't understand how "my parents would be disappointed" doesn't come up as a thought in your head.
>>155268690>Tranny noisesyawn
>>155268690Post your cucky parents destroying a mountain.
>>155268704>Mentally ill people out of nowhere.You are evading the question.>>155268706The average person can't do that, and it's irrelevant to what I asked.
>>155268388it's pretty funny that the ad episode felt less like an ad then that episode, also had a better fight
>>155268704You're weird as fuck
My dad RAPED and GAPED me therefore I must RAPE and GAPE /dbg/. KWABAROOTY!
>>155268706I never knew my parents...
>>155268723>His parents aren't mountain busters
>>155268783Would make a lot of sense.
>>155268813I'd like to see your parents destroying a mountain.
>>155267398I'm truly confused why so many were convinced it was a Boros sweep
>>155267398what is the retcon to saitama's strength?
Unknown characters, pixel art, disparity of popularity to invoke a feeling of an underdog, unconventional connections. It's something conventional that's twisted around into an abstract idea of a Death Battle. It doesn't feel like something that exists but because it doesn't exist, means that it does exist. These match ups do not have a specific type or genre, they just have a style that encapsulates the entire collection. For lack of a better name I've opted to call them... Trans Match Ups.
>>155268878Zero is for Thor.
>>155268870That his strength only got to Cosmic Garou levels because Garou was equal to him, so the fight was like doing more training and increased Saitama’s strength exponentially as the training continued.Would mean the Saitama that Boros fought <<<<<<<<<<< Saitama that farted away Jupiter
>>155268886I thought Taro was for Thor?
>>155268909Kind of a retcon to the whole thing about Saitama being a character that reached his endgame strength before the story began since he had to get stronger or he'd be beaten by Godrou
>>155268933Murata is a epic in spirit. Only cares about numbers going up even though it completely shits on the whole gag behind Saitama
>>155268959>epicSpic
How mad would JJK fans be if they got an episode against a RWBY, and JJK lost?
>>155268878No you're just mentally disabled or feel left out and upset about it because you don't know who the other guy is
>>155268959The joke has been dead since Boros.
>>155268970Do the RWBY guys still animate Death Battle?
>>155268970I don't think anyone gives a shit about RWBY anymore
>>155268989How so?
>>155268909>>155268933Really annoying, it means murata's redraw/rewrite fundamentally doesn't understand one's character. Because one's intention WAS that he just btfo's people, even garou. he didn't need to get stronger, he just did more abilities, then garou was like "MORE MORE I NEED MORE" but it wasn't enough because saitama was just STRONGER. But murata is like "no he's a shounen character now, the thing he made fun of that just GETS stronger" which...he's suppose to just BE
>>155268980Trans Match Ups sometimes have two unknown characters though, for example:
Still beats Goku.
How in the fuck did Zero break these halls so much? Is Dragonball's winstreak really that serious?
>>155268994Nope.
>>155269058They should make Goku lose every fight on Death Battle.>Lose vs Sonic>Lose vs Seiya>Lose vs Jin Mori>Lose vs Saitama
>>155269009I will always care.
>>155269068because it was during peak Viltrumbait
>>155269044>I am not familiar with either of these characters and I will not bother to learn about them, and it upsets me that DB would do a MU that doesn't pander to me, the main character of the universe
>CHADro out of nowhere
>>155268970But most JJK characters do lose to rwby characters except for like gojo. Salem actually beats sukuna since he can't permanently put her down or incapacitate her in a way that matters.
>>155269068>Dragonball's winstreakDragon Ball is in a loss streak if anything, it hasn't won anything since Friezatron and even that one is generally seen as a pity win against a nerfed Megatron
>>155269094Yes. Unironically if I was in charge of Death Battle, I would make all the matchup I like.And yes, I would make my favorite character win.
>>155269044I like to bully Gawainfags by posting Last Encore Nero cutting their sword beam in half
>>155269108BEAST
>>155269089No you don't.
The most REDDIT matchup of ALL-TIME...
>>155268970Mass suicides and lots of CSM guys dancing on top of the JJK fan's graves
>>155269178>out of FUARKING nowhere
>>155268878>unconventional connections>both are sons of legendary warriors/fighters, Goku and Ultraseven respectfully>Both were trained by someone other than their fathers, Piccolo and Ultraman Leo, on different planets>Both show up more than their deadbeat dads.>Dub Gohan voices Dub Ultraman Zero
>>155269177How would you know? Your not the voices in my head.
>>155269144No. Preeeetty sure that's Zero from the Capcom Megaman series. Beast's some blue furry mutant who's been doing some shady shit because "I'm old and jaded now."
>>155269118Salem beast Sukuna, because she has power feats measuring up to 800 gigatons, while no one in JJK is over 4 Megatons.
>>155269257>SalemThe cat voiced by Norbert from Angry Beavers?
>>155269236That's right, I'm the voice outside your head.
>>155269178My xian niggers like Carl, so I am siding with him...Also sun jing w00 is basically a virgin Kirito so no.
>>155269218>>Dub Gohan voices Dub Ultraman ZeroThat's Goku. Sean voices Zero in the dub of Ultraman Z.
>>155269291Now is Sean the one who voiced Rolf in Ed, Edd, n Eddy as well? Or was that Oceans Dub Goku?
>>155269301That's Oceans Dub
Name a character that can survive her hax
I will never understand the fixation some people here have for Transgenderism and trannies as a whole
>>155269262no the cat to Sabrina the Teenage Witch
>>155269316
>>155269315Lovely Black Qveen <3
>>155269325Yeah him, he's voiced by Norbert from Angry Beavers.
>>155269315the cast of Digimon Tamers resisted it
>>155269316/dbg/ would rather point fingers at others than accept the fact that not every MU is going to be the most basic normie safe slop imaginable
>>155269327K, b, c
>>155269327>Boss ManIF YOU EVER TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO COB COUNTY, GEORGIA
Given how quickly people made fun of the Versus guy you'd think some people here would figure out that most of the Verses that get shit on here usually have some manner of obnoxious or annoying advocates.Can you name a verse that gets dragged into the mud here that doesn't have someone here being annoying about it?
>>155269375Sonic the Hedgehog
>>155269375the muppets
>>155269375MHA
>>155269384How many people were shitting on Sonic prior to Samenic and co?
>>155269375Unironically Dragon Ball
>>155269375Asura's Wrath doesn't have obsessed advocates.
>>155269375Having /dbg/ seethe over your verse is a badge of honor it shows you are strong enough to threaten the status quo, making the anons here panic and retaliate aggressively If your verse has 0 enemies or detractors it either means nobody even acknowledges your existence (Bruce almighty fag) or that you are so weak nobody feels the need to fight you because you can't threaten anyone (Kimetsu no Yaiba)
>>155269375DC, Marvel, Gurren Lagann, even GOW because it's a victim of something outside choice and control.
>>155269422>Having /dbg/ seethe over your verse is a badge of honor it shows you are strong enough to threaten the status quo, making the anons here panic and retaliate aggressively
>>155269422The implication here being that even a street tier verse can be strong if it shits up and spams /dbg/ enough
>>155269454But it's true. People only mock certain verses because they're afraid of them. It's like when people start resorting to salesfagging or just whining about how some verse's series actually sucks.
>>155269468Yeah I'm sure people "seething" at the Sonicverse here aren't just making fun of the one autist shitting up the threads
>>155269468>If they make fun of you...It's because they're afraid!....lol...God bless you anon.
>>155269496You sound scared.
>>155269496It's trueStreet levels FEAR Deku
>>155269507Nobody fears the guy who canonically peaked in highschool. Even the protagonist from Reborn! Is more of a chad than Deku.
>DecuckNobody fears that green haired faggot and his jobber pals.
>>155269422This but for transexuals./dbg/ FEARS them.
>>155269527>so pantswettingly terrified that he won't directly quote a DekuBVLL
>lil cuck BEGGING for my (You)LMAO!
>DekuBVLL
>>155269545GIVE ME THAT (YOU) I EARNED THAT (YOU)
>>155269545If you're laughing your ass off post it, post your ass.
>>155269375Fairy Tail or Bleach I guess, seems to get some anons riled up despite not really doing much here
I FEAR Cucky Weakling...
>>155269458But we never talk about actual street tier verses here
https://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel/special/staffcolumn/gamecreator/kishimoto/20260901_009383/So this is weird, but Kishimoto says the Final Horizons ending doesn't overwrite anything from the Base Frontiers ending.Whatever implications that has.
Me? Harvested the most (you)s out of any poster in 4chan history.
>>155269422>Instant meltdown over this post FVCK you were right...
It's amazing how indians managed to accrue more hate over the course of 4-5 years than niggers have in over 500
>>155269597Niggers are an American issue. Indians are worldwide.
>>155269597Indians were always worse than black people.
Can we not use that word guys, it's very offensive
>>155269622Ind*an?
>>155269483Unironically yes, the fact that Sonic could unironically beat Mario, Dragon Ball, Pokemon, or someone's favorite verse because of their Powerscaling wank is the main reason Sonic is so hated in here.If Sonic had none of his wank, meaning that it would be impossible for him to even exist in the same debate as Goku or Mario, absolutely nobody would even remember his name most of the time.This is also why KINGtos is the face of /dbg/ everyone thinks they are above him but recognize that in a real DB episode he could unironically beat your favorite character, this makes people angry and they try to attack Kratos because of it.
>>155269645>This is also why KINGtos is the face of /dbg/ everyone thinks they are above him but recognize that in a real DB episode he could unironically beat your favorite character, this makes people angry and they try to attack Kratos because of it....on fanfiction.net yes.
>>155269582Because it's an alternate what if story and was never stated to be anything else but
>>155269622But that's what you are, Decuck.
>>155269622Some black people do care and will strive for betterment and actually achieve redemption; unlike indians, who are actively and openly against it.
>>155269673That's why Spawn is my big bro
>>155269673Thanks big bro Spawn
>>155269650Yes? Do you realize we are in a Death Battle thread?
You hate and mock cucky weakling you already raped, gaped, and negdiffed on Canon Battle and VSBW because...you're scared...
>>155269653That's confusing.
This hydrant? Tanks anything from SHITnic's verse.
>>155269702Why are the only people who are mocked like that the ones who won on CANON Battle?
>>155269702You're scared... Good to know
>>155269725>the ones who wonSonic's last win in the show was almost 12 years ago.
>>155269722That hydrant could unironically gape most verses according to Vs Battles Wiki and Death Battle.
>>155269749>You're scared of a weakling you've beaten multiple times casually?
My DC doesn't equal my AP...but my DURABILITY DOES THOUGH!
>>155269760Nta but that reminded me of Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn.
>>155269610>>155269613Indian are a very real world wide issue. Destructive, unhygienic, rapist. And VERY large number, it's much easier to hate them because they're also perceived as weak. For instance, with black people someone might go "h-hey be careful saying that! They could kill you for that" and they HAVE! Not only that but in combat sports they do okay. But for an indian, you're like "lol...lmao". Hell even in their recent UFC run it's first round knock out in the first few seconds seeing the indian guy flatlined. So there's almost this like...Sort of middle ground justifiable...'easy target' bit to them that just lets even people who go "I'm not racist but..." feel comfortable enough to have a go. Weird, they have that middle ground where they've done enough bull shit to be annoying and are perceived as JUST weak enough to justify visceral online hatred LOL
>>155269774>he repeated to me>For the 1000th time>as he feeds me (you)s for an entire year
>racism
>>155269327FalseThe troon would be balding and be overweight
>>155269818>overweightMost troons are skin and bones
>I only anklebit you for four years, because it's FUNNY OKAY?! The same joke, told for 4 years, IT'S HILARIOUS EVERYTIME OKAY?!?!
Fvark...I broke my cucky free win free use onahole so much she can't even reply to the right post 'cause her brain don't work no good anymore...
I'm only RAPING and GAPING you to TEACH you okay?! Don't think I like you or anything!
Tsundere Battle General
>>155269844>>155269857FAGrio...
what if instead of death battle it was rape battle, and the first to cum loses?
>>155269844DC trying to abuse their punching bag after simon fraud checked them...
>teach me how to slurp estrogenWe will NEVER yield to sissyJOB JOB
>>155269913>>155269857"The implication here being Mario broke his free win free use onaholeverse"
>>155269934You just described how "arguing" in /dbg/ works.
*disrespectfully spares you*A monster you remain... *walks away*
The winner is Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>155269946Unironically not even a smoke break for BARBATOS
>>155270019...I ALWAYS was...
>>155270063Nta but I think something like "I always am" or "I will always be" would've been more fitting.
>>155269934Fem vs Fem episodes would be the most popular.
>>155270094yeah but asura is kinda dingy like that so it was in character, plus you know he was kinda dying so.
https://g1-team.com/2026/09/01/death-battle-predictions-thor-vs-wonder-woman-2026/It's upThe winner is Thor
>>155270116Uh I don't know what dingy means.
https://g1-team.com/2026/09/01/death-battle-predictions-thor-vs-wonder-woman-2026/
>>155270124>>155270129First time G1 has been wrong in a long time.
>>155270140>he missed the Joker vs Green Goblin blog
Heh, coming for you next SuperBITCH.
>>155270151That’s because they were Right.
>can't even beat Wonder Woman>ankle bites Superman
Why is DC so weak?
Good to see Fan Battle's budget has gone up a bithttps://youtu.be/Kw4kvwRZL9gWhat the hell is the name of that Guilty Gear song they have in the background? I know it was used in Hulk Vs. Doomsday before.
Bros...
>Thor has to composite himself in order to use his own featsUhhh... baased...?
>Has resistances to all of Diana’s abilities to varying extentsKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Diana jobbed to BWC!!
>>155270129>Xeelee victims fightingkwab
Thor vs Wonder woman...Dang my house MAY shake!!!
>>155270219Whp are you talking about?You said BWC so you couldn’t possibly be talking about Thor, the canon BBC sissy cuckold
>foid JOBBEDYup. All is right.
Fun fact. Wonder Woman is the daughter of Zeus in the DC continuity. Guess who is also the off-spring of Zeus?
>>155270151Who won that one?
>>155269795Sounds like everyone FEARS blacks!
>>155270244Heracles!Also the Zeus daughter stuff was retconned.
>he's spamming his fetish againThis is how you know someone is afraid.
>>155270244>You know who else is an off spring of Zeus?Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
>DCucks are afraidGood.....
>>155270244MY MOM!!!!
>>155270265>>155270255I was going to say Kratos but ok
ZAMN!! And Kratos BEAT this guy!?
For the sake of powerscaling Thor MUST beat Superman
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>155270284Who the fuck is Kratos
Could Kratos beat Marvel Thor?
>>155270302Post Kratoa destroying a mountain.
>DCucks are afr-ACK
>>155270290Cucky Thor will never even fight Superman because he got effortlessly gaped by Wonder Woman.
Killed. Cape wearing. Blue. Cuck.
>Wonder TRANNYYou lost!
>>155270302Effortlessly.
>>155270341Thor canonically loves and gets fucked by trannies
>>155270334Thor should say 'THIS IS FOR GOKU!!!' as he kills Supermanand then Thor should be killed by Simon who says 'THIS IS FOR VEGETA!'
Yep, Thor won.
Soon....
>>155270313Honestly I'm not even mad. I'm baffled that there were powerscalers that were excited for Kai Vs Tahu to begin with with how niche Bionicle is.
>truthfully lost his amtches against Goku>lost to saitama>going to lose to thorGIVE IT UP FOR OUT 0-5 KING
What would twink thor look like?
Diana's womb? Filled with Thor's cum.
“YAAAAAAASS, take THAT, transphobic Nazis!! Now would any of you fine African American gentlemen care to cum inside my wife?” - Canon Thor Quotes
>>155270361...the POC replacement contest.
>>155270374I honestly think Thor should be a muscular bishounen who makes Griffith look like he suffered twink death 40 years ago. I am so fucking serious.>>155270371Superman can only beat Goku in FANON battle. He was described as 52 megaton and mach 7 level.
>>155270379Oops by Diana I meant to spell Jane Foster and by Thor I meant to spell every George Floyd Karmelo Anthony in North America
>DCuck meltyFUNNY.
>thor canonically wins>SuperKEK starts to spam his troon and blacked and cucked folder Yup, he's afraid.
>>155270398You’re trying to ride Superman’s coattails so bad it’s hilarious
I don't like this.....
*forces you into a maid outfit**forces you into a schoolgirl outfit**forces you into a nurse outfit**forces you into a swimsuit**forces you into a qipao**forces you into a flight attendant outfit**forces you into a playboy bunny outfit**forces you into lingerie*Heh, t-this'll TEACH you...
DC niggas expect us to believe they're totally not butthurt about Kyle losing then pull the exact same cuck gimmick once another one of their heralds has her ass handed to her (in a blog not related to death battle mind you) lol
Thor is a bit too masculine.
>G1>blog not related to death battle
Maybe Sonic did have a point about Dragonbros hiding behind their bvll immediately...
>Thor's height varies depending on the version, standing at 6 feet 6 inches (1.98 m) in Marvel Comics and 6 feet 3 inches (1.91 m) as played by Chris HemsworthFVARK
Yup.
>Sonic out of NOWHEREOBSESSEDrio..
>supersissy melty
SuperKEK lost
>>155270439>hides behind Thor (who RAPED and GAPED Bejita and his entire verse) against Superman>hides behind Thor against Ultraman>hides behind Mario against Sonig>hides behind Saitama (who RAPED and GAPED Goku and his entire verse on OMM) against Superman>tried to hide behind Sentry against Superboy Prime>hides behind Simon against DCI'm noooticing...
W-We won marvelbros!
>>155270407This was the best ending. This is better but the original was also good. Superman wasn't just fighting Goku, he was TEACHING Goku.
Kratos fVarking won.
>>155270124>>155270129>During Death Metal, Diana channeled Anti-Crisis Energ—dude, this is something everyone can do. you just need to know what the seven forces or totality is then target themthor could pull it off too
>SHITku>SuperSHITAll the same meat for slaughter.
>Nobody even mentioned Goku>SuperKEKs start to punch down and start ducking Thor because he knows he gets turned into a sissy little slut who lives in a cage if he fights Thor
>DC dials only go to 11>Cucky Goku caps at 12 universesI see...
>Hulk victimizers are talkingGood timeline
>>155270498Thor PUNISHES Superman for STEALING GOKU'S VICTORY FROM HIM 3 TIMES. >>155270514Superman fans keep accusing Thor fans of being just Goku fags HBOCing Thor.
>resists every hax that JOBnder woman and SuperJOB haveFUARKKKKKKK!!!
>I want Superman to get other matchups!>Is that a characterfag trying to challenge Superman?!? You must be GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUWhy are Superschizos like this?
>>155270530>SuperKEKS are scared little sissy bitches who love to wear dresses and women's underwear while be pushed around by their leashAs expected.
>>155270548You forgot to draw the everlasting KING above all of them, teaching them to be Better.
SuperKEK finally fucking losing is what we fucking need in fucking Death Battle. Anyone with half a fucking brain would fucking realize that fucking faggot needs to be fucking humbled already.
>>155270569Superman and Kratos broke you.
>>155270418please, understand. dc is the underdog! marvel is too big! it's not fair!
>>155270569>t.vivziepop character
Starting to think this might be sexually charged
THORtos!!!!SUPERMANsura......
>>155270565You posted the wrong pic.
SuperMONSTER finally fucking LEARNING is what we fucking need in fucking Death Battle. Anyone with half a fucking HOPE would fucking realize that fucking MONSTER NO LONGER needs to be fucking TAUGHT already.
>>155270593Big bro...
>>155270439>>155270477Sonic is chainscaled garbage.
Aaaaaaaand I won.
>>155270548
>>155270606Thor.....
Cucky Alien...Bvlly Divine...
Mega Mewtwo X is as strong as 50% Zygarde, when Mewtwo also has his giant spoon.Less than 50% of the power Zygarde used to cancel out an attack that would've destroyed Lumiose City and DB have been saying that Shadow himself is continental since Shadow vs Ryuko.Apology battles are fucking lame, conceptually.
>>155270607FAGrio...FAGoku...FAGlly...FAGzilla...
>>155270607>Holy shit we're covered in mud.
Raikage matchups?
>>155270625I remember super forms being planetary based on Sonic Unleashed feats.
>>155270648BIG BRO KAMINA
Whenever I see a SHOUNENsissy I LITERALLY start breaking down in RAGE
THORBROS DON'T LOOK
Doomslayer
This is fucking stupid
>>155270673>right at the time.....JUST IGNORE THE MATCH NOW!!!
wonder woman and thor fighting to see who massages big yahu shoulders today.
>Supersissies hiding behind GokuGEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGG
>>155270296>got up afterwards and kept fighting>superman did less than beavis and butthead
Zamn Thor is like THAT!?
>>155270631notice no mention of sonic, but everyone who has humilated sonic in these threads in some way or another
>>155270720
>>155270673>you can debate both waysWonder KWAB!!
Who's the fag that made a Godzilla Butt Hurt thread on /v/?
>>155270715>SONICSONICSONICSONICI wonder who is behind this post...
>>155270756
>>155270835>troons infighting
>>155270673>Capeshit MUs can go both ways because all the characters scale to Infinite everything and have every single Hax in existence on their arsenalsAnd water is wet
