Beyond Canon: I WARNED YOU ABOUT UPDATES BROQOTT: What makes you the least angry about HSBC right now?Last Dream Bubble: >>155260194Homestuck Resource Booru:https://homestuck.net/resources/booru/The best way to read homestuck:https://uhca.carrd.coWHITEBOARD!https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/96386213-6364-3304
Derse is for real niggas. Faggots go to Prospit.
First for renity
>>155276338I like the music for [S] Ly'lac enter.
>>155276338>QOTTswiss
wipwipwpgoodnight, guys
>>155276428One is the only acceptable number according to the bro codeAny more is playing with yourself
>>155276428>>155276439surely a couple extra shakes just this time wouldn't hurt anyone
>>155276372>prospitfags get to see the futureit's not fair bros
If the faggot ass Meat squad's following Aradia's trio then I'm killing myself.
>>155276549>prospitfags get to see the future where they're still faggots
>>155276485>goes to hell
>>155276727How come dave wasn't there then?
give me a sexual position, said karkat
>>155276372
>>155276959I'm going to visit a random kama sutra generator just for youAnd wow there are a lot of themKarkat gets the bridge pose
>>155276338Worst. Webcomic. Ever.
>>155277116
>>155276959M4T1NG PR3SS
>>155276372>>155276727>John - straight>Jane - straight(nobody cares about HSBC)>Jade - straight(nobody cares about HSBC)>Jake - bi>Rose - bi>Dave - bi>Roxy - bi>Dirk - gayTHERE'S NOT A SINGLE HETEROSEXUAL ON THAT SHITTY PURPLE PLANETDERSE IS FOR FUCKING QUEERMOS
>>155277899>>John - straightHe was a closet gay through out all of HS, if you don't count the Epilogues or HSBC, he never even got a girl other than Vriska in his teens and still got both dumped and had gay fears later in the comic.
>>155277960>not getting pussy means you're gayIncelbros... it's over.
https://files.catbox.moe/7zo6li.jpg
>>155278070So, you has this artist done Ms. Paint, Nannasprite, or the caretaker? Asking for a friend
>>155278070GYAAAATT
When does Space Days come back?
>>155276549you get to be molested by squids up the ear or something
Next Ill probably color the Aradia one and after that ill do either Vriska or Nepeta until I have all six.
>>155278802Pulling the swimsuit to the side and eating her ass until her calamari ring can't take no more.
>>155278912First off, lewd and I know where this is from, good perverted set.Second off, her hairstyle is so different that I may just take it for a fantroll since I like it.
>>155277960> he never even got a girl other than Vriska in his teensHe had adventures, he wasn’t a gooner spending his years thinking about sex.Might as well claim everyone in the Odyssey is gay because it took a long time to slaughter the suitors.
>>155279073>the OdysseyMost of those people had actual wives and didn't think of men romantically on screen more than 3 times, John went beyond 3 and even during the adventures was pretty gay and has to constantly tell himself he isn't a homosexual. Most straight men don't do that
>>155278775y-yay...
God i hate that fucking double chin Makeship Homestuck plushes haveBUT I WANT MEOWRAILS PLUSHES!!!
>>155276338so like, since nepeta is in candy and equius is in meat, are feferi and eridan going to have similar roles? i can totally see erdian being some asshole in the nymphs world
>he thinks Eridan gets to come back
>>155279139why cant he?
>>155279139i honestly dont see why not at this point, if the horse guy gets to come back for the hose society then one of two sea guys will most likely get to come back for the sea society
>>155279132the streets are saying that feferi.is the combiner
>>155279165>Comparing the people's champion to Eridan
>>155279165they could even do canon march eridan for brownie points
>>155279177why? to atract other satirs and others alike?
>>155279177God fuck no
Even if Davebot gets ropped into the Davekat poop and becomes a shipfag zombie I'm glad the last untainted Dave Strider still made this happen. It was pretty cute. I no longer care about him now, they can do whatever they want with him.
>>155279186yurpppp>>155279189beforus eridan is already more feminine than what he is in normal homestuck, i dont see it as much of a stretch at this point
>>155279213>beforus eridanLol who cares, beforan ancestor designs were explicitly said to be speculative
>>155279223fair enough! i just think the fact that it was made at all at least shows us the thought process on what a possible adult eridan could have been
>>155276372Kingdom full of nerdy weak bitches
>>155279165the problem is equius has direct ties to dirk because of arquius, rose doesn't really have a reason to want to bring back eridan or fef
what makes someone a prospit dreamer vs a derse dreamer anyways?
>>155279286Having a specific personality
>>155279286dick size (over 7 inch = derse, under = prospit)
>>155279354well yes but what kind? what makes nepeta suitable for getting tentacle raped while vriska gets to see the future clouds?>>155279418oh. what about the girls?
>>155279418Can't be, Chahut is a Prospit dreamer and she's has a massive bulge Also john, Jade, and Jake are there
>>155279423>well yes but what kind? what makes nepeta suitable for getting tentacle raped while vriska gets to see the future clouds?http://hs.hiveswap.com/ezodiac/aboutlunarsway.php
Back again to give everyone their one TAB can per general thread.
>>155279584Forgot the image, I'm a fucking moron.
>>155279584>>155279593Our fucking HERO and protector of the free democratic world
>>155279584>>155279593thanks, mr. mayor!
whiteboard doodle i did. i think i could do okay.https://files.catbox.moe/kco1jx.jpg
does anybody here have the full illustration used for this 2017 calendar?
>>155279423derse vaginas = deep. prospit vaginas = extremely shallow
>>155279882youre pioneering lunar pussy phrenology
>>155279835wish it were me instead of gamzee
ONE HOUR NO POSTS
>>155276338Homerstuck is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUALS
>>155280318it's 9am we all either going to work or sleeping in
>>155280336been a while huh
>>155280318See what you've done? You've summoned that annoying unfunny faggot
Remember what you must fight for and why Dirk has to die
Shonenstuck beyond canon: Meat John gets revived and in order to kill Ultimate Dirk and Rose he has to teleport two of his most trusted fighters: Davepeta and the Dave from the LE fight.
Sollux was and still is a genuine loser piece of shit so Eridan couldn't have been THAT bad. He only knocked out Sollux, killing Feferi was out of self defense, the trolls are fundamentally a shitty race that's not worth preserving so that's why he blew up Kanaya's egg, killing Kanaya was out of self defense, then he tried to kill both Gamzee and Vriska who very much deserved to die but Kanaya's retarded and only kills Eridan of the 3. Honestly this reread has opened my eyes to him.
>>155276338>QOTTi really don't know, maybe the fact that they haven't brought eridan back just so they can make him an entirely different character yet, but i can totally see them doing that in the next year or so. give him troll's remorse(lol) and make him an enby, then make those two things his entire personality. twitter fans will eat that shit up like pigs at a slop trough
finally starting this game. hopefully it'll be fun and help me learn how to write the character's dialogues for fics
>>155280794>Trusting the versions of the cast who never even play sburb or get the webcomic casts development
>>155280794is this bait
>>155280810>>155280821I genuinely had no idea I'm going into it completely blind as per my usual method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU3vFDAODy4
that's weird, i got a different version of it.>>155280794
>>155280794>pesterquest as a whole>fun and in-characterAlso I hope you read friendsim because it builds upon that
>>155280794aradia gets an unprecedented wank in this game
>>155280898>unprecedented
>>155276439>>155276485does the number change when it's someone doing it for you?
>>155280898Hey, at least her route was fun
When we dicking around in any of the current SBURB recreation game options?
>>155280888soul
Lets say you are offered a 3some, its with the Caretaker and Great Combiner.Will you accept?
>>155280888adorable
>>155280889well fuck me for consuming media 100% spoil free the way god intended!>Also I hope you read friendsimthat's the plan! >>155280898don't know if you say this figuratively or literally but regardless either answer scares me
>>155281051if you want to write in-character dialogue you should only ever rely on the webcomic
>>155281051>that's the plan!Then you need to go with friendsim first and put pesterqust on the back burner. Seriously, there are a few bits in the game that will make less sense unless you went through friendsim.
>>155280761this fear is so interesting to me. youre fearing something that COULD happen. did they try to make masculinity seem bad with equius? no hes still badass and strong as ever. did they try give him remorse for being racist? doesnt seem so.
>>155281097fair enough, time to re-read the original comic>>155281099playing the new cast before the original cast seems a little backwards but I'll take your word for it and download friendsim first. thanks for the heads up, anon
>>155281188No problem anon>playing the new cast before the original cast seems a little backwardsThat's what I thought so at first but pesterquest actually came out after friendsim.and is essentially its sequel
>>155281188>time to re-read the original comicthis is a much better idea
>>155280794>>155281097For me personally I feel like I can reasonably write John, Rose, Jade, Jake, and Jane well. But Dirk, Roxy and Dave are beyond me for the most part.if any of you want to judge for yourself here's one of my fanfictions https://archiveofourown.gay/works/87801126/chapters/232682591
>>155281480>I can reasonably write John, Rose, Jade, Jake,I require true proof: Give me John kicking LE in the balls, Jade English talking about having a crush on Betty crocker, and Jake not being gay for 10 minutes
>>155276338>What makes you the least angry about HSBC right now?Swiss!He's a very solid and enjoyable character.
>>155281533the last one is impossible because jake is mega gay
>>155281555Jake might be a mega-ass faggot but he isn't gay, in fact he's bvilt for BLVE women
GAMZEE GETTING KEKED FOR ALL OF ETERNITY
>>155281551this little guy looks so cute. perhaps I'll draw him later
>>155281707*cucked, shit. forgot about the new filter, well it’s not exactly new if it’s been in motion for a year and a half now.
>>155281750>year and a halfTry a decade
