Bugs Bunny really sucks. Every fucking Bugs Bunny story is just Bugs finding somebody he doesn’t like and psychologically torturing them for ten minutes. I hate the trickster archetype for this exact reason. Tricksters are just characters who get to be assholes because the writer thinks they’re funny. Im glad modern media is starting to pull the rug out from this gay, annoying archetype. Really, Bugs only works because he is surrounded by people deliberately written to be dumber than him. Take away cartoon physics, disguises and everyone else having the IQ of a fucking traffic cone and you have nothing. And it’s retarded to use a rabbit anyways because rabbits are dumb. They eat grass, shit pellets everywhere, and run away from predators.
Okay.
The people he fucks with are usually trying to kill him, or Daffy who is his gay lover. It's fair play.
>>155283360Elmer Fudd wrote this.
>>155283360*Bugs Bunny really sucks dick.
>>155283360>t.
>>155283360Most people are stupid so throwing darts in a crowd bugs could find a new victim
Great tarnations! Why I hate that blasted rabbit.
>>155283360>Bugs Bunny really sucks.Now I'm hard.
>>155283360I would totally fuck him up the ass
Gay people obsess over Bugs Bunny since he’s very emotive and way more interesting of a personality than a crying tranny However this is yet another piece of evidence for why they deserve to be “oppressed” since they will sexually harass real human cartoonists who are like Bugs Bunny, too. Hence why cartoons turned to gay crap, cartoonists couldn’t have innocent fun to develop as artists without gays trying to ram into their lives
>Bugs Bunny really sucks.He had no choice he was getting trolled.
>>155283360>Take away cartoon physics, (...) and you have nothingSo if you change basically everything about it, it's bad?
>>155283360As a kid I really hated the trickster archetype or even the "small character that always gets away" trope. I unironically wanted gargamel to eat the smurfs, I had hatred in my heart for the smurfs. I also hated tweety and really wanted silvester to catch him. Same with bugs and the roadrunner. I think I was just an evil kid.
Can you guys relax? It just a rabbit
>>155284772Can I relax with the rabbit?
>>155284781>Can I relax with the rabbit?idk. Ask him.
>>155283360>Every fucking Bugs Bunny story is just Bugs finding somebody he doesn’t like and psychologically torturing them for ten minutesAs someone else who generally finds 'tricksters' annoying in cartoons and insufferable IRL, I appreciate that most Bugs toons start by emphasizing the point that his interlocutor came to fuck with him first.
>>155284772The rabbit is making it hard to relax
>>155283360I genuinely can't think of a short that didn't involve the guy Bugs was fucking with>Actively attempting to murder him>Actively fucking him over hardcore>Being Daffy who just has a thorn in his ass about Bugs and will start trouble with him at the drop of a hat anywayHis shorts work because he's an asshole to someone that's trying to fuck him over or kill him, he's shown to be actively friendly towards pretty much anyone that isn't doing one of those things.
>>155283360How would the bunny react if you just were all game for his classic joke of "doing gay shit".Would he just try to one up you and go gayer or would it become uncomfortable?Asking for a friend.
>>155285148That's what I want to know.What happens if you still keep flirting with him after he reveals it's a disguise. (not that it was convincing anyway)
I want Bugs Bunny (in or out of drag, both good options) to fuck me in the ass.
>>155284902>you now remember the cursed shorts featuring Bugs vs. a red nosed Wille E. that actually talksA plague o'er your house, anon
>>155285148It would escalate to intercourse, but as you're about to cum, he shoves a finger down your urethra and your dick explodes like Elmer Fudd's rifle.
>>155284665for me it was rooting for Tom
>>155283360>275 KB>Evewy fucking Bugs Bunny stowy is just Bugs finding somebody he doesn’t wike and psychowogicawy tortuwing them for ten minutes. I hate the twicksta archetype for this exact weason. Twickstas are just chawactas who get to be asshows because the witer thinks theya funny.
>>155285361God....damnit, anon...
Falling HareRabbit RampageThe Turtle vs. Hare trilogyBugs Bunny & the Three Bears8 Ball Bunny
>>155283360The people he often pulls a trick on deserve it. He doesn't act like a dick to everyone
>>155285148By toon logic you gain the upper hand/power/invincibility. You essentially get to do what pepe le pew does and anything thrown at you has no effect as long as it's funny.
>>155284665based
>>155284902It's a requirement, kinda like that the roadrunner must always be on a road
>>155285300Curse right back atcha buddy, I didnt need to remember that shit.
>>155285300>a red nosed Wil. EThat's Ralph
Not even judging, but I'm legitimately fascinated by the uptick in apparent horniness towards the Looney Tunes in recent years. I mean, I know furries have been horny for characters like Fifi and Minerva Mink in the past, but it does seem like more people online than before are lusting after the likes of Wile E. Coyote, Foghorn Leghorn and Bugs himself.
>>155287891Holds true for everything these days.It's like a conditioned response.
>>155285148He would make fun of you for settling with a screwball bunny and crack bestiality jokes, then come back as a THE LITTLE MAN FROM THE DRAFTBOARD or something and lock a comically-large metal chastity device on you before sending you off to war. “Nyeeeh, it’ll build character! Specially when he gets desperate in the trenches…” On iris-out, while Bugs acts out a beating from an enraged infantryman behind the “that’s all folks” screen, shaking it
>>155284902Bonanza Bunny technically has bugs starting shit for no reason, going into a Yukon town with fake gold and waiting to see who bites.
>>155285290You’re a fucking loser who ruins the lives of young cartoonists to feel powerful
>>155288181No but in this case the Looney Tunes crew actually knew what they were doingHere is an example of the art Chuck Jones would make of the characters
>>155288384I know this might be incomprehensible to you, but it's meant to be laughed at, not fapped to.
>>155283360>Every fucking Bugs Bunny story is just Bugs finding somebody he doesn’t like and psychologically torturing them for ten minutes.And its hilarious.
>>155288411Yep the whole crowd was laughing when he privately dropped this one
>>155283360okay but*mogs you*
>>155285260Golden Age audiences would have loved a nice knee in the nuts or Bugs swapping himself out for a big violent criminal galoot he put a wig on>>155288470People associated this kind of art with Chuck being sugary sweet. Mom appeal aesthetic, like Disney You wouldn’t understand that since you see cuteness as something to violate and moms as enemies
>>155288543>a big violent criminal galoot he put a wig onBut enough about your prison stint and your fartless asshole.
>>155288572Spewing your obscenity just tells me I’ve hit the mark in your sensitive areas My comedic stunt skills on y’all will improve as a result
>>155288598>I’ve hit the mark in your sensitive areasJust like bubba did to you!HEYO!Play me off Johnny!
>>155288608They call him Lovecraft's cat because Bubba made his manpussy look like something from the deep.
>>155288641
Fuck all y'all
>>155288608>>155288641You confirm that you fantasize about violating cartoonists, just as I said. And when I was young instead of the present, since I’m a royal pain in the ass for woke toonsters today
>>155288711Forgot to mention that I prefer Daffy because of his corkscrew dick
Schizofaggot aside, Bugs is hot.
>>155288730Yeah in spiritual visions this was a metaphor shown to indicate that ducks represent wild twists of realityI’m cosmically powered up to kick gay toonster ass, at the boon of Heaven
Also my meds are suppositories but I don't take them because that makes me feel gay.
>>155283360>Every fucking Bugs Bunny story is just Bugs finding somebody he doesn’t like and psychologically torturing them for ten minutes. I hate the trickster archetype for this exact reason. Tricksters are just characters who get to be assholes because the writer thinks they’re funnyIt sucked so bad that It single-handledly caused irony humor to become mainstream
>>155284665Nah your right, it’s just not fun with boring shitty cartoon characters being annoying and getting away with it.>>155285148I say this escalates into a parody of Law and Order SVU but it’s funny.
>>155288753You wouldn’t say “aside” if I was still young and vulnerable to being violated and having my life ruined You would be eager to do so, laughing and gooning about it. But gays can never handle older men full of hatred for what he’s seen them do. You had to demand society to separate you from men like me, and society doesn’t care anymore>>155288783Yeah woke toonsters thought me letting gays into my life was “medicine,” but they don’t think that way now that I can stunt on gays into the dirt. Just like the real Bugs Bunny
>>155288855>You wouldn’t say “aside” if I was still young and vulnerable to being violated and having my life ruined >You would be eager to do so, laughing and gooning about it.You have a weird fetish.
>>155283360There's a reason why Clampett gets his dick sucked so much by John K in regards to this exact topic (the handling of Bugs as a character).
>>155288895Would both Bugs and the Easter Bunny at the same time.
>>155288895I think it’s hilarious that gays are trapped in their world where there’s no form of male interaction beyond physical lust >>155288867No, it’s expected for the victim of pederasty to become gay as wellI chose to become an expert at dunking on them and the women who support them instead
>>155289027You're only dunking on yourself by bringing up age regression and talking about being molested unprompted, my other personality.
>>155289043Look, just shut the fuck up and molest me already
>>155289043Ooh, you're so going to get it when I'm done with this crappy ms paint pic
>>155283360My takeaway from this is that Bugs is SUCH a masterful ragebaiter that he caused OP to type out this schlock of a thread. There's a reason why he's dubbed the King of the Looney Tunes
>>155290705And queen.
>>155290708Yes, Queen of the Looney Tunes as well!
>>155288656>Car Newsis that a joke?
>>155290806It needs some tuning.
>>155290769>stop drawing your characters as women and men>start drawing them as women and hotter women>now I will buy your cartoon!It's shocking that the world changed so much looney tunes became straight
>>155290893prison wife
>>155290878What I'd give to give 'em a SQUEEZE
i like Bugs but there's something that's just inherently funny looking about Daffy
>>155290878
>>155290956The movie version is better and hotter.
>>155285361
>>155283360What are prey species meant to do if not run away, anon? 3D print a gun?
Who was the bigger faggot?
>>155283360>Every fucking Bugs Bunny story is just Bugs finding somebody he doesn’t like and psychologically torturing them for ten minutes.That's Animaniacs. Bugs is usually minding his own business until a hunter/bandit/predator/racial stereotype tries to kill him. The Warners seem to go out of their way to be assholes.Also Bugs can occasionally be genuinely helpful, like in the penguin short or the Easter bunny one. And that occasionally puts him as the butt of the joke.
if bugs met a gay zoomer, he would react to that sexual assault in the exact same way that he reacts to murder attempts
>>155285260I wouldn't be surprised if a short made that joke and Bugs went "uh-oh"
>>155284902The Scotland oneThe baseball one IIRC is instigated by Bugs jeering themThe opera singer one is somewhere in the middle because the singer was retaliating to Bugs being noisy and it escalated
>>155292380Buster, but the Looniversity edition since he is so fucking gay there that he is basically canon gay. Otherwise Bugs.
>>155284902This is the pivotal detail most slapstick fails at, especially in anime, there is an element of karmic mutual conflict that justifies the victim's predicament instead of being miserable torture porn for no reason
>>155290725>>155290893I would totally fuck him up the ass
>>155285148>How would the bunny react if you just were all game for his classic joke of "doing gay shit".I mean the entire point of the crossdressing and "Doing gay shit" as you said is specifically to fool the person into thinking he's a real lady who's into them and luring them into a trap. He wants you to go with it, that's the entire plan.>But nobody would actually be fooled!That's the joke. That's the entire fucking joke. Him dressing up as a woman is so obviously not a real woman that isn't it so stupid someone would fall for that? Isn't it insane someone would think that a rabbit in a dress is a real woman and be attracted to it?Wouldn't that be funny?
>>155295244I like the idea of mixing comedy with eroticism.Imagine the toon sex.
>>155283360It's not like bugs is some asshole that keeps going around fucking with other people. They normally come to him and fuck with him first and he gets revenge. Or he accidentally goes to some place and the local guy wants to kill him. I think the baseball episode might be the only time Bugs got himself into the mess.Woody Woodpecker is the bigger piece of shit that just flies around causing chaos for no fucking reason.
>>155294001It's kind of what made the crappier cartoons extra bad. The people making it never really thought up of a reason for the events happening, they just wrote the characters being complete assholes to each other and assumed the violence made it all funny. Like >>155295347 said, horribly unfunny 50s and 60s era Woody or Tom and Jerry shorts were terrible since it just have everyone being a violent asshole to each other for the sake of being violent to each other. 40s era Fred Quimby or Tex Avery shorts at least took time to give a reason for conflict. Hunter came after Bugs, the Wolf was a criminal escaping prison, Bugs showed up at a Vampire's castle, Daffy was pretending to be Robin Hood and impress people, The magician was fired and angry at the singer,
>>155292537>>155295347The baseball one might be the only real time it was Bug's fault, but even then he was just challenged to a game. It's not like the guy was trying to kill him right there like Elmer or Yosemite.
>>155295244
>>155283360>I hate trickstersSounds like a retard who falls for dumb rabbit tricks. Try having a 3 digit IQ next time
>>155283360>Bugs Bunny weawy sucks.>Evewy fucking Bugs Bunny storwee is just Bugs finding somebody he doesn’t wike and psychowogically torturing them for ten minutes. I hate the twickster archetype for this exact weason. Twicksters are just chawactews who get to be assholes because the witer thinks they’re funny. Im gwad modern mediwa is starting to pull the wug out from this gay, annoying awchetype. Weally, Bugs only werks because he is suwounded by people delibewately witten to be dumba than him, heh-heh-heh. Take away cartoon phwisiks, disqwises and everwone else having the IQ of a fwarking twaffic cone and you have nothing. And it’s wetarded to use a wabbit anyways because wabbits are dumb. They eat gwass, shit pellets evewywhere, and wun away from pwedators.
>>155295958heh
>>155295958kek
>>155285361Canon
>>155294001This. Hillenburg era Squidward torture worked because Squidward was a miserabke dickhead. Him riding off of a cliff on his bicycle and then exploding was overblown karma, because he was being an ass about Spongebob's pet seahorse. Post-movie Spongebob tormented Squidward for the sake of torment, it's not as funny.
>>155283360Bugs? No idea who that is. That's LEOPOLD
>>155295958Bless you
>>155294757Would he let you?
>>155295958Basedo
>>155283360>>155284665Based Bugs dissenters.>>155288806Bugs Bunny popularized the combination of invincible power fantasy characters with irony and quipping, leading to Deadpool and Rick and Morty. Bugs Bunny is functionally just a capeshit Mary Sue for people who think they're too clever for capeshit Mary Sues.
>>155300056And he's got a GREAT ass!
>>155288470Yeah, probably
>>155300056Imagine thinking this. >This character did jokes almost a century ago!>Therefore he is responsible for characters making bad jokes now! May as well blame God for creating man, who spawned comedy if you're going to pass the buck that far back.
>>155288641KEK
>>155300056>people who think they're too cleverhe's just a funny rabbit anon, it's not that deep
>>155290956Why is there a comic version of Back in ActionLike... Im what level would this be the poin???
>This entire thread
>>155300326Great. Now I'm reading all the posts in Daffy's voice. Thanks alot, mac.
>>155300506Even the Elmer Fudd one?Now they're both mixing together.
>>155300690Please anon, there's only so many speech impediments I can comprehend at once, you're making my brain hurt.
>>155283360let me guess he stuck a finger in your gun and it blew up in your face
>>155300326Daffy probably would use 4chan heavily and fall for shitposts constantly.
>>155285361Please tell me somebody's drawn this before
>>155290769I've jerked my pee pee to this scene countless times and am about to again
>>155283360Your analysis is discosiated from the cultural context that made the vagabond trickster archtype popular in 20th century media.
>>155287891Conventional attractive designs and very strong personalities that people are into. And people online being more openly gay.Though even then it is staggering sometimes just how prominent Looney Tunes male hornyposting has become recently. Maybe since for so long people were only talking about the females like Lola and Minerva
>>155287891Unironically I think that joke from Wayne's World (and similar stuff like Bugs Monroe) helped collectively come to terms with something unsaid
>>155283360Bugs Bunny weally sucks. Evewy fucking Bugs Bunny stowy is just Bugs finding somebody he doesn’t wike and psychowogicawwy towtuwing them fow ten minutes. I hate the twickstew awchetype fow this exact weason. Twickstews awe just chawactews who get to be asshowes because the wwitew thinks they’we funny. Im gwad modewn media is stawting to puww the wug out fwom this gay, annoying archetype. weawwy, Bugs onwy wowks because he is suwwounded by peopwe dewibewatewy wwitten to be dumbew than him. Take away cawtoon physics, disguises and evewyone ewse having the IQ of a fucking twaffic cone and you have nothing. And it’s wetawded to use a wabbit anyways because wabbits awe dumb. They eat gwass, shit pewwets evewywhewe, and wun away fwom pwedatows.
>>155283360You guys are babies. You would just want every cartoon to be Dora the Explorer. No conflict, nothing interesting happening just characters with blank stare smiling with their mouth open
