>come home>discover a mean vampire girl has invaded it and says she's evicting youWhat do?
rape her
>>155297428modern vampires are all newer gens now... aka they don't give a shit about that
>>155297409Anyone who knows anything about vampires knows how to kill them.
>>155297466>aka they don't give a shit about thatIt doesn't matter how many shits they give, sacred hospitality is sacred.
>>155297409You know I put a cross in the house and a Bible's in the very room you're in right?If that doesn't work, I'm busting out the garlic in the kitchen
>>155297409I know people hated Mike Inel's whole thing of turning American shows and movies into anime but I miss the /ss/ and huge boob porn he made a lot of. Videos and games that were fun to check out.
What does Mike Inel even do nowadays
>>155297418I think its much more likely that she rapes you
>>155297409Have sex with her
>>155297656IIRC youtube shorts.
>>155297409Piss and spit on her because I've been drinking nothing but holy water for the last ten years preparing for this exact occasion.
>>155297532All you have to do is point out that most religious symbols are simple geometric shapes and suddenly it's "everywhere I look I see something holy..."
>>155297428You had a welcome mat out and turns out that counts as an invitation.
>>155297409Become her henchman. You'll have to do a lot of weird sex stuff but you'll probably get to hit it from behind fairly regularly.
>>155297428Honestly that just adds more weight to her argument that this is her home. She wouldn’t have been able to enter uninvited if it was your property.
>>155297428>>155297466>>155297532AT vampires have different rules about that>being invitedThe only vampire in AT who has that weakness is the one that's obsessed with old-timey customs, every other vampire can break in anywhere at any time>Christianity itemsMarceline was born during the post-apocalypse and quite literally outlived Christianity and organized religion in general in real time Ooo's actual gods are cosmic entities anyway>garlic and holy waterThese hurt regular AT vampires though Marceline is generally more powerful than them and we never saw her interact with either (I would also like to know which deity blesses the water)>sunlightIt explicitly hurts Marceline but doesn't kill immediately and an umbrella/sunscreen/large hat is generally enough to let her walk around during the day>stake to the heartActually that one seems to always work, that's how Marceline was killing vampires when she was human herself>ghostsVampires in AT just can't do shit to ghosts because Pokemon reference or something
I'd go adventure motherfucking time on them.
>>155297952OP didn't specify Marceline. "A mean vampire girl has invaded it and says she's evicting you." That presumably puts way more weaknesses on the table.
Let her drain my balls.
>>155297888Trust me, if I had a mat out, it wouldn't say "welcome", it would say "fuck off".
>>155297428Clearly she just used to live in the house way before you did, so it was always hers
>>155298141>>155298164Based
>>155297428>Boy do I love autism
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>155297952Imagine being a cursed immortal bound by fate and being able to headcanon any weakness away.Modern vampires are lame.
>>155298886But they don't headcanon any weakness away, just most of the conventional vampire ones. I actually always found it funny just how many different redundant weaknesses vampires have, it's like we were so terrified of the idea we just kept coming up with more ways to feel better about the unknown
>>155297409Offer to pay her in sex
>>155297409
>>155299376She could break these cuffs
>>155297409Open the blinds and let the sun in.
>>155299555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA
>>155299555>I can break these cuffs!>You can't break those cuffs.
>>155299555You can't break those cuffs!
>>155299626>>155299630>>155299635cuffmind
>>155297409"Get out, dyke"
God, Marceline is so hot.
To anyone even entertaining the idea of sex with her: if you're not a girl, you are shit out of luck. Just get the garlic and stake ready.
kill her painfully
>>155297409Whip my dick out and piss all over her.
>>155299753She's bi so you're just demoralizing people for no reason... or perhaps you just want Marceline all to yourself?
>>155299912Why did this picture censor her futa cock?
>>155297409Ask her why she’s so mean
>>155299981There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with boobs
Does any one have those pictures of marceline based off of the Metric lost kitten meme? Did the anon who was working on it finish it?
>>155300243Are you talking about this?
>>155297409Shapeshift into a young boy and become her concerningly young boytoy.
>>155297428The horrifying thing about modern society is that no one is protected from vampires anymore. You never own your house, the bank owns your house. They don't need permission to enter under those circumstances.This is intentional. By design.
>>155300351Yea thanks man
>>155301912This is a nice picture :)
>>155300750Confirms the real-estate business to be ran by vampires.
>>155265363>>155302112Posting here as well in case the other thread dies before anon sees it
>>155297656yeah me
>>155297409Scourge and purge
>>155297409Punch her in the face. It worked for finn and jake.
Bump
>>155297656Probably will jump in the indie animation trend like Diives did
>>155297409Ask her to turn me into a vampire in exchange. If she makes me immortal she can fucking have my shitty flat.
>>155303963>mfw I was just reading Touge Oni where this exact thing happened
>>155297656Making his own Splatoon-like game under the name Manyakis
>>155304771But anon, you'll watch all your favorite 4chan boards die...
>>155297428What if it's not your home?
>>155297409I bust my ass at work to come home and find some squatter trying to kick ME out? Fuck that, where's my stake and hammer?
>Tamerstroon got bannedPottery
I guess it's only marginally better than your slimy jew landlord kicking you out by jacking up the rent 30%.
