You may pick three
was this ever guy jailed for doing shota pr0n
Mulan, Jasmine, Jane
>>155297664Jane, Jasmine, and Captain Amelia.>>155297874No. In fact, he's working working for Magnetic Press, and doing quite well in the European comic scene.They aren't puritanical faggots like you.
Gorgutz, Maegor, Snuffleupagus.
Rapunzel, Kida and then a toss up between Marian and Eilonwy
>>155297664Jane, Tink, Esmerelda
>>155297664I only need one. Jasmine after she's been turned into a snake lady
>>155297664Eilonwy, Alice, Wendy
>>155297664>Pick threeI only need one.
>>155297664Alice, Alice, Alice
I'll just take Mulan. Polygamy never ends well.
>>155297664Marian, Alice, Tink
>>155297664Easy as fuck. Jasmine, Megara, Maid Marian
>>155297874Ain't an offense
>>155297664Alice, human ariel and elsa.
Rapunzel. Jasmine. Ariel.
>>155297664Where is the Scottish one?
>>155298354She's from the other studio.
>>155297874He's a comic artist, not a celebrity. He also hasn't worked on a book that was a hit. He should be fine unless he get into some irl scandal.>>155298168It is, since 2013.> up to 5 years in prison and 75K euros
>>155297664Marian.Marian again.JUDY !
>>155297664Okay well obviously first I'm picking Tinkerbelle. How the fuck are you not all picking Tinkerbelle. She literally gives you the ability to fly. She. Makes. You. Fly. For fucks sake get your head in the game.Next it comes down to what you get out of it land wise. So obviously we want Aurora, nice sizeable land and kingdom but I'm probably not getting invaded tomorrow. Everyone else is either someone who married into royalty or in Jasmines case is ruler of a shithole, who wants an arabic desert when you have a lush European forest? Come the fuck on. There is one exception, and obviously number three.In the event someone DOES try to invade me, I would very much like to have super technological advanced sci-fi bullshit on my hands, so Kida is the obvious choice. Good luck invading me when I've got bullshit shields and flying mounts, motherfuckers! And since we have Aurora locked down we don't have to do all of it underground. Because who the fuck wants to rule a whole bunch of mystery meat underground? King of a European nation with advanced sci-fi tech and the ability to fly? Perfect.
>>155298964>she gives you the ability to flyOnly if you can constantly think happy thoughts, and I'm a very depressed and curmudgeony person.
>>155298987>Only if you can constantly think happy thoughtsIf you somehow end up the ruler of an independent European nation with advanced sci-fi bullshit while married to hot women and somehow still aren't happy then you might as well kill yourself right this second, there is nothing in your life that will end that well.
Rapunzel, Merida, and Maid Marian
>>155298964The fact that you can't even spell Tinker Bell right proves how much of a retar5d you are.
>>155297664i miss when jjfrenchie did things that were not just gay pedo stuff.
CinderellaRapunzelMulanEasy. If I could marry Cinderella I would.
>>155298772>eurosAnd if you don't live in rapefugee land?
>>155299124>>155299124Raps and Marian would do everything in their power to make Merida feel included. Cuteness intensifies.
>>155298964>How the fuck are you not all picking TinkerbellI don't want my bloody cockhead bursting out her mouth
>>155297664Jane, Mulan, Kida
>>155297664You left out the hottest one OP
All right, /co/.An evil dark lord of unfathomable magical power has invaded the Disney Universe and wants to enslave it, Sauron-style.You are tasked with assembling a team of FIVE (5) Disney Princesses to face the threat and save the day.Which five do you pick?HARD MODE: Try not to pick Elsa.
Marian is the only one among them who canonically wants to fuck and make kids.
The one that sells the most toys at Walmart https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788402052129025.mp4
>>155297664Belle, Moana, and Mulan
>>155299246All I need is Mulan, she has actual combat experience
>CTRL + F their names>Maid Marian is the most common result as of the time of me writing thisI'm surprised, but also based
>>155297664Esmerelda MegJane
>>155299246Bro any selection of them are getting bodied. Elsa is the only one who can even remotely match a magical force.
>>155299261Doesn't look like rachel ziegler 0/10
>>155299287Marian is so far ahead of the others it's not even funny.
>>155299287Maid Marian's so charming that if you made an "I'm not a furry, but..." bingo sheet she'd have to be the free space in the middle. Everyone loves her even if she's not necessarily their favorite.
>>155299293Meg is a princess.
Here's a convenient chart.
>>155297664Esmeralda, Jasmine, Ariel.
If I'm trying to optimize my harem:ArielTianaMulanIf I'm speaking from the heart:ArielSnowAlice
>>155299246MulanMeridaTinkBelle (assuming her participation means we get Beast support)Jasmine(same as above but for Genie)
>>155299287Marian has the best mannerisms and voice of all the girls in the OP pic. The way she speaks is just lovely. Miss Bianca is right behind her in that regard.
>>155297664Jane, Aurora, and Meg, ez
>>155299361She has the best everything.
>>155297664The Aryan trinityreal princesses only
>>155299405The next Disney resort should use Repunzels Castle as it's icon
>>155299287Self possessed, loyal, demure, affectionate. Seems like a great partner. Can see why the russian autist dude ships himself with her.
>>155299361Her voice does so much work it's unreal, I could listen to it all day. Really sells her character as someone that's genuinely sweet.
>>155299361>>155299442Is that why I've never seen the appeal of her? Because I haven't seen the actual movie?
>>155299466yeswatch it and fall in love like the rest of us
>>155299466Well she's obviously super cute just to look at. But yes, her voice and personality and demeanor make her the perfect woman.
>>155299466Probably, she has a cute design but her personality is what really sells her. She's completely adorable and her voice is lovely. Robin Hood's also just a genuinely fun little movie that's worth checking out.
>>155297664>Esmeralda>Jasmine>the Atlantis one>Mulan, Tiana get a passThe remainder are either white (and therefore entitled, demanding, and will age like discount cottage cheese) or are literal animals.Go Brown or go away
>>155299541yes saar good taste much brown bob and vageen saar please do the needful post more saar
>>155299564If you are wasting your time on entitled women, then you are not bleaching the earth, and have failed as a white man, and have shamed the memory of Cortez.Brown women belong to white men.
How are you going to leave out the first and best?
>>155297664Pick 3 for what? Also Punzie is the only one I want but she's not on there.If I have to pick 3 from the image for some mystery purpose, I guess I choose Alice, Belle, and I guess that fox one that I don't even know? Like idk man what are we choosing 3 for?
>>155299717>mentally ill rapunzel poster pretends to not know who Marian isYou really are seething.
>>155299708Seriously. I'd go for Minnie, Rapunzel and Elsa. But nooooooo, you can only choose some random ass in betweeners.
Alice, Belle, Wendy.
>>155299466>>155299717Damn you guys should really check out Disney's Robin Hood, you're missing out on lighthearted adventure kino
>>155299747I'm 100% serious bro. I know she's from the Robin Hood movie, I just never saw that one. Anyway I chose her because she seemed cool, you should be happy if you're a Marianchad. Also I didn't know what the three princesses were going to be doing so I figured I might as well go more diverse and choose at least one animal princess. I should have actually chosen Marian, Ariel, and Mulan to cover the most bases I think. Oh well. I hope OP actually reveals what our team is for soon.
>>155299440Back dimples are cute
Is no one picking Amelia because she's a strong woman you can't handle? Also there is a strong chance she has a penis.
>>155297664>Alice getting groped by MulanHOT!
>>155299856Cat penis has barbs
>>155299891
>>155297664KidaJaneArielI'm pretty sure these three are the cutest princesses who lack any serious red flags. Honorable mentions: Cinderella, Snow White, Aurora, and Mulan>>155299856Doesn't her species require the men to be pregnant? I'd rather not if I can help it.
>>155299922Well you're a human so you can't get pregnant. Not that it'll stop her from trying.
>>155297664I only need two I'll add Kida to the mix just to fulfill the criteria though
>>155299856Nah I picked Meg as one of my choices and I definitely wouldn't have picked her if I didn't like women with stronger personalities. The problem is OP said pick 3 and for me Amelia's either number 4 or 5 on my ranking out of the girls he presented.
>>155299246Elsa is a pacifist so she'd be a waste of a slot anyway. I guess I'd have to choose Kairi as number 1, did you see how powerful she was in the KH3 dlc? Then Punzie because she's cracked the meta code and figured out the optimal weapon and fighting style for a kid's movie. She knows she can't fucking stab someone with a sword but she can hit someone as hard as she wants with a frying pan. In fact in the show it's canon she basically knows she's the main character and in the show it's portrayed as "destiny", but yeah she's just stronger because she has that deeper understanding of her own existence, plus she has pretty good powers, whether I choose movie Punzie or show Raps. I think I'm going for Raps though, she has unbreakable hair and a killing spell, as well as a super saiyan spell. Honestly, those are the only two you'd need. Raps can train Kairi to stop being such a jobber in cutscenes too. I'm not too familiar with all the other princesses because I'm not a huge Disney nerd, but I guess for the other three I'd choose ones who have guns? That bunny one from Zootopia is a cop right? She must have a gun so I choose her. If the evil dude's minions don't have flesh and blood she can shoot a real gun as much as she wants. And I think that incestuous Star Wars bitch also counts and she has a plasma gun so she's number 4. Then, I'd choose Ariel just in case they need to do underwater missions though honestly she'd probably die instantly if they did.
>>155300044Meg isn't strong, she's just manipulative.
>>155297664maid marian, porsha crystal, and diane foxington
>>155300050Oh wait Alice can turn giant from cake right? Okay I replace the bunny with her. The bunny is only useful if the minions don't have blood anyway, which I don't know for sure. At least the star wars bitch can shoot regular flesh and blood people and it would still be pg because of how star wars weapons work.
Bellebros, what is it that makes our girl so perfect?
>>155299333what's wrong with mrs potts, she turns human at the end
>>155300162Even if we accept the human version, she's fat and old.
>>155300166she still looks better than ursula and yzma
>>155300264I would easily take Yzma over that.
>>155299246Mulan, Kida, Jane, Pocahontas and Jasmine. We've got a decent amount of brain and brawn to stop the threat. Plus their personalities mesh well.
>>155299333>Kida>Ariel>Esmerelda>Jesse>Merieda>Sally>all in FOh shit nigger what are you doing?
>>155300333Browns and redheads. You know, subhumans.
>>155299246I unironically just need Asha because she could sing and seal the evil away for absolutely no fucking reason.
>>155300394>Just Mary Sue's her way to victoryI mean, I guess that's fair.
>>155299333>No Aunt CassYou get this gem of a woman into S tier right now.
>>155300462Agreed. Changing my previous answer to include her instead of Kida
Jasmine, Meg, and Esmeralda only if they were male.
>>155300394She is a cutie. I'd choose her just for appearance. Never saw the movie though.
>>155300139>smart>cute
>>155297664since marian is related to the king in some roundabout way that means somewhere in the noble/royal family a fox married a lion
>>155300139She's intelligent and can see a person for who they are instead of what they look like. Pretty obvious appeal and I'm not even really into her. The movie she's from is also just straight up one of the best movies Disney ever did, Beauty and the Beast is so fucking good it's insane.
>>155300592She's not related to the king, she's a lady (or maid) in waiting, meaning she is high born and maybe related to some kind of nobility. Which could even be from another country.
I'm not sure if I should stick with Wendy for the third. Maybe Ariel.
>>155300629Given her name and the time period she's from, it's pretty likely Maid Marian's ancestry is French. God she's so fucking perfect
>>155299246>You are tasked with assembling a team of FIVE (5) Disney Princesses to face the threat and save the day Start her singing and send her marching towards the big bad and his army.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffagQb53sXE
>>155300629>>155300665Maid is a scottish title given to the daughter of a minor lord/land owner
>>155300779>scottish>red furI guess that tracks.
I want a Disney girl gacha game
>>155300779>Medieval Scotland>Ties to the FrenchChecks out
>thread about picking any Disney woman>Devolves into almost entirely Marian postingEvery now and again /co/ isn't shitty.
>>155301034I was about to make this exact comment lmao, she's kind of OP.
>>155301034Hot take, rejecting someone like Maid Marian because of her outward appearance is basically pulling as Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. There's literally nothing objectionable about her as a character, there's no need to get hung up on how she looks. And frankly she really doesn't even look that bad for a non-human, if that REALLY puts you off that bad.
>>155301148Literally no one on this board thinks her looks are a problem.
>>155297915Didn't the UK recently arrest a trans vtuber for creating loli?>>155298772So basically someone should alert them.
>>155301034She's too perfect.
>>155301148Is it really so hard to say "controversial opinion" nowadays?
>>155300772Are you sure she can't be hurt herself in that form? You can't touch her without getting fucked up, but what if they tried using weapons? Explosives even? In other parts of the series her blonde hair protects her from all kinds of damage, but does that ability work at the same time as this incantation?
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>>155301269>AI slop
>>155300614Upon rewatch, I feel bad for Belle though. She wanted a life of adventure like some of the other, more modern princesses and all she got was to move down the street and live in a castle
>>155301280>Claims to be intelligent and wants to do something with her life>Instantly settles down with the six foot six ultra rich giga chad as soon as he asksNah mate that's just women.
