>no mario>no sonic>no demons
Sonic.
>>155300327I can't believe She Ra killed Goku
>>155300327Mario won last thread.
>>155300331...lost.
/>Sonic/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/Sonic/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/>sonic/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/sonic/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/CHADnic/;boards:co/CHADrio/;boards:co/Sonic/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/sonic/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/GODnic/;boards:co/GODrio/;boards:co/ABOVECHRISTnic/;boards:co/SUCKnic/;boards:co/FAGnic/;boards:co/SHITnic/;boards:co/Shitnic/;boards:co/FAGrio/;boards:co/Tight blue asshole/;boards:co/Slurp/;boards:co/Mario/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/mario/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/GAYnic/;boards:co/GAYrio/;boards:co/>Mario/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/>mario/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/SONIC THE HEDGEHOG/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/Vivian/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/MARIO/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/Samenic/;boards:co/samenic/;boards:co/WAHOO/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/Sonig/;boards:co/sonig/;boards:co/GODnig/;boards:co/PARROTnic/;boards:co/PARROTrio/;boards:co/>PARROTrio/;boards:co/>PARROTnic/;boards:co/ESLnic/;boards:co/ESLrio/;boards:coNow shut the fuck up and battleboard.
I lost. I'm sorry.
why are you afraid to use the /bant/ thread OP? :)
>>155300355Sonic said this.
I'MMA WARIOI'MMA DELETE SYSTEM32!
A fat retarded troon loving plumber lost.
>155300384>Filter avoidingFilterbro, add in the words "plumber' and "hedgehog "
>he's scared of the truth so he filters it
>so mindbroken he needs to use filtersKekypoopy!
>>155300403/plumber/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;/hedgehog/;boards:co;exclude:vg,v;I'll keep updating it on the /bant/ thread as to not spam here.
GIGA NIGGA WON...
>>155300431Dawg you're annoying and spamming tranny porn no one wants to see that
>dawgDo you see?
>>155300327I don’t know Helltaker scaling, does Doomguy actually win this?
>>155300459Use the /bant/ thread
>>155300465The Viziepop verse caps out at like planetary even with wank so they kind of get folded by lots of settings.
>>155300482>non sequiturI accept your concession.
>>155300515>>>/bant/24932423
>>155300527I-I'm kind of scared to post here....
Is there a thread for brown people only?
Yep, this is the trans thread.
why is /dbg/ the only thread that is not full of woke and tranny loving shit like the rest /co/
>>155300327>boomer shooter MUsDuke Nukem vs Serious Sam would be cool given Duke was snubbed from his MU with Master Chief back in S1 and the two have relatively stayed the same statwise over the years IIRCAnything else?
>>155300566MAMA MIA! I FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!
>>155300327Opponent for the OG Flash? That Whizzer guy used to outrun Thor I hear..
>>155300557>>155300566Neither of both, you parasites>>155300571
>they RAN to /bant/Funnypow!
>you don't get it if you don't stfu I WILL spergout and ruin thread
>>155300580>>155300566>>155300557Come on. use the /bant/ thread. Do it. DO IT. DO IT FAGGOT.
>>155300622Why?
Name a stronger MAP
>>155300652Jeanne is 19, tranny
>>155300586Yeah but he's old now, Jay.
>>155300652
>>155300327>tab back into last thread>977 posts>not a single porn image or spam prunedjanny...janny why?
>>155300639Ya scared to reveal yourself?
>>155300706Well I'm no spring chicken myself but these legs got some SPEED left in them.
>>155300602You're brown, versustroon
>giganigga won so hard the thread got archived
>>155300735Barbara was a university student. Bruce does not count.
why did skrullnic spam vivian
>>155300725You wish, schizo
>>155300757He wants to make Sonic look as bad as possible.
>>155300722HEHEHE! THEY MAKIN CHOCOLATE PUDDIN AT THE HOME TONIGHT!
>>155300755Then why does it make so many people seethe?Also in your next fight, try to actually beat your opponent instead of running off and killing some random child.
>>155300367>wario dies after /dbg/ fools him to delete system32.wav
explain why being brown matters when posting and why is it a bad thing?protip you can't racist fucks, pic related "the superior white people"
Your heroes on the way
>>155300790OH MEIN GOTWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>155300327Opponent for Alan Scott?
>>155300806Marvel's Rock Man.>Dude MAYBE be schizo, and thinks he's searching for his underground kingdom.
the best way to win against wario is to just pay him to lose
>>155300786>Then why does it make so many people seethe?People didn't like the age gap. But it was not pedophilia. People probably saw Batman as a father figure or a big brother figure. That's just how people are though. Some people care, some people don't. Though I don't know if TAS gave them official ages. Bruce could be a day older for all I know. >Also in your next fight, try to actually beat your opponent instead of running off and killing some random child.No.
>>155300761You're a brown ESL, versustroon. Use the bant thread.
>>155300757>why did skrullnic spam vivianskrullnic = samenic, it was obviously a mindbroken sonicfag
>>155300840>Actual, Hal, think of it this way. Bruce has been in Barbara's life since she was a teen. He became a second father to her, or an uncle at most. It'd be like if I suddenly started dating my young sidekick, Jan.
>>155300870>skrullnic = samenicThis has been proven wrong multiple times. Skrullnic always uses the mina avatar for example.
This thread...is for warriors!
>I want Big Barda to crush me with her thighs.
>>155300757>Samenic Damage control
>>155300878All I'm saying is they were both legal adults. Whether it's really morally right or wrong to do that is a whole different conversation. It's not really pedophilia like Superman kissing a 15 year old and Hal having to hold back his lust for teenage girls.
>>155300879Nah, that's just one of the posters he copies. He's copied Hulkbro and several others.
>>155300847>Schizo postingWhy aren't the jannies doing their jobs?
>>155300586If you don't do Jim vs Alan, Jim vs Jay might work
>>155300879Skrullnic is literally only detected for by minafag posts or the gay pastas. You can't use it every time sonic looks bad, Samenic.
>Sonic spreads his blue ass cheeks >He pulls apart his gaping anus till the dark crevice of his inner intestines begins to peak out >"Here you go boys! Here it comes!">The Blue avenger shits out a massive turd into the doggy bowl. Corn bits can be seen from the large log as it plops into the bowl >"Enjoy it guys! I may be fast but I can make a fine meal!">The howling and blood curling screams of Goku and Bejita filled the room as the diaper duo barreled over one another to get to the small stinky poopy feast the blue hedgehog laid out for them>They smash into the bowl of hot putrid shit and chow down as the brown smelly decal doo doo goes down there throats>"I'll always come out and help my friends! That's what a sonic hero does!"
>>155300909Mina posts stopped during the spam loop last thread.>>155300914>gay pastasIronically enough, that's just samenic. >calling me samenicSkrullnic...
>>155300900>...That's probably the most normal thing I ever heard you say...>>155300905>That lil space elf he was lusting after? Trust me man.... They say they're 18, but add a few twenty zeroes after that eight.
>>155300327>holy fuck these threads are so retardedAnyway I don't think Doomguy would ever hurt Charlie.
>>155300933>calling me samenic>Skrullnic...>Calling everyone Skrullnic nowMeds.
>decal
>>155300943Has there ever been a demon he befriended or was willing to hear out?
While turning gay the other day, a thought occurred to me.I'd like to try most every guy from here to Timbuk-tee!
>Oh man. That elf from the Green Lantern Corps? Has Hal found the spinnerettes yet? The ovipositor?
>>155300339... on opposite day
MHA is fraudulent as fuck when it comes to a majority of their death battles. They rarely fight characters in their weight class but when they do they lose.
>>155300953That's how you know it's fresh and not ai made
>>155300999>chatgpt, make a degenerate story about mario, sonic, goku and bejita. make sure to include some spelling errors
>>155301014mario wasn't even in that post...
ARE THERE ANY OTHER SKRULLNICS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
Prove you aren't Skrullnic. NOW.
>>155300997>MHA is a notorious street tier smurferwow...i didn't know that...you're telling me now for the first time
>>155301014Mario isn't in there giblet head. My hero is levels beyond the diaper trio
>>155301037I like WOMEN.
>>155301037Sonic lost to Mario and WOULD lose to Goku.
>>155301037Sonic isn't attractive in any way whatsoever!
>>155301051>mina picyou failed.
>>155301037I chew on my fingernails when I'm nervous
>>155300987...in bizarro world (End of Sentence)
...Skrullnic doesn't actually like Sonic, it's why he makes the pastas of Sonic getting fucked in the ass.You played yourself, "Minabro".
>>155300353I kneel to the alpha filterer.
>>155301068>...Skrullnic doesn't actually like SonicCorrect. He acts like a schizo to ruin Sonic's image>it's why he makes the pastas of Sonic getting fucked in the ass.That's confirmed to be Samenic
>>155300955Not that I know of, but Doomguy isn't a mindless killing machine. He'd probably work with Charlie who's civilized and friendly.
>>155301037I'm a straight white man with blue eyes and dirty blond hair
>>155301061
>>155301089Aren't some parts of Hell civilized? I don't know if it would be on sight but I think she would need to convince him fast.
>....I DMed Tigra over MaskBook.
>>155301108He would probably ignore her if she's not trying to kill him and/or isn't trying to hurt other peopleHe would probably kill her if he stumbled in on her fighting Adam while transformed or something though.
Who are the avatars of skrullnic?
>>155301156Everyone until proven otherwise.
>>155301156He has literal dossiers on every avatarfag and namefag and compulsively saves all their pictures to mimic them.
>>155301169So you're saying the only way to really spot him is to stop avatarfagging?
>>155301128Adam would think Doomguy is the coolest guy he's ever met but Doomguy might have such distate for him he'd go after him.
>>155301193Yeah it also doesn't help that Adam literally looks demonic while masked
>>155301014One day, Mario, Sonic, Goku, and Bejita met at a pizza place. They all wanted the last slice, but it was extra cheesy! Mario jumped in, shouting, "Mamma mia!" Sonic zoomed in but slipped on the cheese. Goku tried to Kamehameha the pizza, but Bejita just laughed, saying, "You call that a power move?" In the end, they all shared the slice, and it was the best pizza ever, even with all the weird toppings!
BRAAAAAAAAPsniiiiiiffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnniiifffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....sssniifffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBRRRAAAPPPFFFFFFFFLLLPPPFFFOh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....ssssnniiiiiff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
>>155301068He actually mostly defends sonic when he copies me, as you can see here!
>>155301227>heWe know it's you, Skrullnic.
lol sonic the braphog.
Once upon a time in a wacky world, Mario, Sonic, Goku, and Bejita decided to have a race to see who was the fastest. Mario, with his plump belly and red cap, thought he could use his power-ups. Sonic, full of confidence, challenged Mario, saying, “You can’t outrun me, fat plumber!”Goku, always eager for a fight, powered up and said, “I’ll just fly over you guys!” Bejita, rolling his eyes, scoffed, “You think you can beat me, Kakarot? I’m the prince of all saiyans!”As the race started, Mario slipped on a banana peel, Sonic ran into a wall, and Goku flew straight up into a tree. Bejita, laughing at the chaos, didn’t notice a giant turtle coming his way. It crashed into him, sending him flying.In the end, they all ended up in a pile, laughing and covered in mud, realizing that friendship was more fun than winning. They vowed to race again, but only if there were no turtles around.
>>155300327No KINGtos level scaling but that also means no cuck scaling. Does /dbg/ take it?
Goku and Superman? Mario and Sonic tean up for this one. Mario takes out a single star from his ass while Sonic, a chaos emerald. FAGku and FAGperman immediately sweat as they know these immeasurable beasts don't even need them to solo their verses. They both kneel as Sonic holds both of them down. Mario's plumber cock twitches as they drool while sonic's cute tight blue asshole anchors to the ground, locking Goku and Superman in place. Over the next 3 centuries they get RAPED in all their holes, which means nothing to Mario and Sonic since they can time travel back at any time. These 2 HOMO transformed aliens will never be seen as straight again.K.O!
why, my peanus weenus of course :)hahah!it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)ITT: Unnerving enemies - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :Dhahaha!
>>155300790>wario enters an illogical state of pure suffering after he deletes his archive in the suggsversal computer because /dbg/ told him that would make him steal the pension of a single mother.wav
Gun to your head, list every avatarfag and schizo in /dbg/.
>This whole thread
I made the last thread. I just opened it again and saw that it got almost 1000 replies, wtf happened?
>>155301266skrullnic...That's all of them
>PARROTrio trying to falseflag
>>155301266>Help me falseflag more!Nope. Not helping skrullnic
>>155301281Marionic and Sonicrio happened, they rule over /dbg/
HEIL HITLER
One day, Mario, Kratos, Sonic, Goku, and Bejita decided to have a pizza party in the Mushroom Kingdom. While Mario was busy making the pizza, Kratos was smashing mushrooms like they were enemies. Sonic zoomed around, causing flour to fly everywhere, and Goku was trying to heat the oven with his Kamehameha.Bejita, annoyed by the chaos, yelled, “Stop it! We need to focus!” But Sonic just laughed, racing past, leaving a trail of pepperoni. Suddenly, the oven exploded, sending pizza flying everywhere!In the midst of the madness, Goku shouted, “Let’s use instant transmission to deliver this pizza!” But he accidentally teleported to the moon, bringing Bejita with him.Now, they were stuck with a moonrock pizza. Kratos declared, “Nothing can stop the God of War!” as he tried to fight off space rats for the last slice. In the end, they all just laughed, realizing pizza tastes better in chaos.
>THE SAME FIVE SONGS >THE SAME FIVE SONGS >THE SAME FIVE SONGS
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those file names. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the /bant/ thread to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. The Hulkbro! Are you telling me that a man just happens to type in lowercase like that? No! He orchestrated it! Skrullnic! He ban evaded through a toaster! And I replied to him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own thread! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was anonymous, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the halls! But not our Skrullnic! Couldn’t be precious Skrullnic! Shitposting them blind! And HE gets to be a janitor? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You-
>>155301304WHOLESOMEtos...
One day in the city of Metropolis, Batman, Superman, Goku, and Bejita were havin a cookout. Batman was grillin burgers, but he burnt them all. "Darn it, I need my gadgets!" he said, frustrated. Superman flew in to help, but instead, he knocked over the lemonade stand, flooding the area with sugary drink.Goku, eager to assist, charged up a Kamehameha wave to dry everything up, but accidentally blasted a hole in the ground. Bejita, annoyed, yelled, "You fool! Now we have a giant pit!"As they all stood there, the pit started to glow. "What’s that?" Superman asked. Suddenly, a giant taco monster emerged, hungry for revenge on the heroes for ruining his taco shop.They teamed up, using their powers and skills, but ended up just throwing tacos at each other instead. In the end, they had a taco fest, realizing they were better at eatin than fightin. "Next time, no cookouts!" Goku laughed.This is must be how they make episodes of Teen Titans Go...
>>155301051>>155301258You're the Skrullnic! Stop pretending to be me and get a life already!P.S: Sonic loses all his match ups. Me admitting that is proof that I'm the real Minaposter.
>>155301037I have no strong feelings on the subject of Chili Dogs.
>wow that thread was awful!>let's do it all over again
peenus weenus!
At least we can all agree big tits and big ass are better than flat tits and flat ass.
>>155301355To~DAY!
Will the real minafag post their copies of My hero volumes or a Mina figure or poster with their honest opinion of Sonic, Mario, Goku and Superman?
This thread is completely schizophrenic over the samenic/skrullnic poster.
A few of those vivians weren't that bad........
>fart noise
>>155301337Skrullnic...
>>155301324I understood that reference!
>>155301377I would but I am absolutely terrified of being doxxed by the Mineta poster.
Samenic and Skrullnic? Job to acid.
Surely there's a way to prove you're not skrullnic
>OUT OF NOWHERE
>Look at crossdressing Link and Cloud porn (again)>Think this might be the time to admit it>"Wait a minute. Twinks don't look like that.">mfw I go back to not being gayIt's that shrimple. If you think twinks IRL are attractive, you are gay.
Once upon a time in the land of Overkill, Simon the Digger was on a quest to find the Legendary Pickaxe of Infinite Depths. He was digging through the ground when he stumbled upon Kyle Rayner, who was busy painting the sky with his Green Lantern powers. "Hey, Simon! Need some help?" Kyle said, flying down.Just then, Kratos, the God of War, appeared, roaring, "Why are you wasting time? We must slay the monsters of this realm!" Asura, the rage-fueled warrior, joined in, "I’ll smash them all!" Confused, Simon shouted, "Wait! I just want to dig!" But the others were too hyped. They charged ahead, leaving Simon to dig his own grave—literally. A monster sprang from the ground, and with a mischievious grin, Simon yelled, "Guys, a little help here!"Kratos swung his axe, Kyle launched a green blast, and Asura punched the ground, causing a massive quake. In the end, they all ended up in a pile, laughing at their chaos, while Simon just wanted to dig.
ROARtos. That is all.
>>155301384
>>155301422My favorite character is Goku btw
I FIGHT TO BE THE BIGGEST SMURF ALIVE!!!
What KILLED the HALLS?
>>155301460Skrullnic
>>155301377Random arsenals:Mario > Sonic > Superman or GokuFull arsenal:Mario = Sonic > Superman > Goku
>>155301460Shitnic
>>155301422>twinks don't look like thatUh yes they do
>>155301477Gross this is a woman's room I can tell just by the characters in the room.
>>155301477now post it on /bant/
Yuji Itodori was havin a chill day when he stumbled upon a weird portal. Curiosity got the best of him, and he jumped in, landing right in the middle of a chaotic battle. Chainsawman, revving his chainsaw, was takin on a demon that looked like a giant potato. “Need a hand?” Yuji shouted, ready to lend his cursed energy. Before they could team up, Sonic the Hedgehog zipped by, taunting the demon. “Gotta go fast, potato!” The demon roared, flinging fries everywhere. Yuji dodged, but ended up tangled in Sonic’s blue quills. “What’s the deal with your hair?” Yuji laughed, as Chainsawman revved up more. With a wild combo attack, they sliced and dashed, but the potato just wouldn’t give up. “Is this some kinda fast-food nightmare?” Yuji wondered. Finally, they took down the demon, but not without Yuji accidentally gettin a face full of ketchup. “Well, that was… messy,” Sonic grinned, and they all burst into laughter, ready for the next adventure.
Let's try a thread question to try to get some non-ritual posting going:What is your favorite match where you disagree with the outcome and/or your preferred character loses?What is your LEAST favorite match where you agree with the outcome and/or your preferred character WINS?
>>155301495This guy would kill so many characters based on this feat alonem
>>155301281Both FAGrio and FAGnic had a schizo meltdown and spammed the thread to the archive.
>>155301281Somarifag samefagging and spamming
>>155301520>disagree with winner, like fightProbably TJ vs Balrog or Sam vs Snake>agree with winner, dislike fightGenuinely too many to count, but probably Gwen vs Babs or something
I'm the strongest fictional character but I already deleted my identity so you don't know me sry guys
what killed these halls
Trident vs Unarmed: 5000 HPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abKRD4hprGUhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/hLvPRT8yC6YCrossbow 1v8
>>155301594Interesting, why do you feel Balrog should beat TJ? I was under the impression KI scales much higher than SF as a rule.
>>155301594Can you explain how Sam is supposed to beat Snake? Like legitimately.
>>155301764NTA but a common argument I see is young Snake shouldn't have the solid eye
>>155301741desu you
>>155301741Skrullnic
>>155301741Can't be the schizos since schizoposting is the brea and butter of battleboarding. Must be the janny bullying.
Mario and Sonic? The HEART and SOUL of /dbg/!
>>155301832...
We need more wife beaters in death battle
hurry the fuck up and post the sonic copypasta, samenic. you know you want to.
>>155301840>owns an Apple iMac g3That evil fuck!
>>155301840Who would he face? I wouldn't mind an Atom rematch but I don't think the outcome would change.
>>155300918This happened.
>>155301889The colorful apple era was kino tbqhDeimos Rising is peak shmup
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about! Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to the highest mountains. You can smell the men.
>>155301948Yujiro-sama...
>>155301948It should be obvious who my hero is!
>>155301477I've never even watched Fairy Tail. Is it good?
>>155301992Not really no
>>155301992>skrullnic domesticated and is just now asking for anime advice
>>155301992Way, way, way better than Black Clover.
>>155301992It has big tiddie anime girls so you wouldn't like it, Skrullnic.
Pitch your best MU for pic related
I don't get the shilling for Sonic specifically, because it's clear they're not shilling the Sonic series itself, they specifically mean the character Sonic the Hedgehog.Death Battle's best Sonic character isn't Sonic, it can't be, Shadow, Eggman and Metal Sonic have all appeared in episodes against more than one other opponent, with Metal Sonic being the only character in the history of the whole show to have stolen a win from both combatants, the closest anyone else has gotten to doing that was Deadpool and his second opponent telling Wiz and Boomstick to fuck off.Why the fuck are we obsessing over one guy who won and lost to the same other guy?Why is there no Sonic vs Classic Megaman at this point?
>>155301759Killer Instinct shouldn't really beat out Street Fighter unless you're generous with schizo scaling for one but not the other. Gargos in KI should scale above everyone in SF but TJ scaling to that would be nonsense, same as Balrog scaling to Akuma or whatnot. Balrog also has better direct feats too.>>155301764Sam is a better shot than Snake, has way better stealth feats, is arguably more intelligent going by feats and not Snake's IQ statement, and they're both comparable enough in physicals. The only way Snake wins is if you do the "he beat this guy so he scales to their physicals exactly" bullshit.
>>155302066>"he beat this guy so he scales to their physicals exactly"If he wasn't stronger than a character he would have just gotten easily overpowered.
>>155302017Carrie seems obviousShe gets Jason scaling
>>155302017Isn't it obvious?
>>155302103Skrullnic...
>>155302103Kayako?
>>155302109Not everybody in this thread is skrullnic.
>>155302017The obvious match is Sadako vs Samara, if you don't want original vs ripoff maybe you can do Sadako vs Tomie but the actual best option is Sadako vs Carrie
>>155302073Not really because Snake uses a gun to win basically all of his fightsHe doesn't have mind powers or electric powers that let him scale to niggatons of TNT in terms of his actual physical stats
>>155302124I see Sadako Vs Slenderman passed around but I never heard of Sadako Vs Carrie
>>155302199The theme being "classic character forcibly retconned into homosexuality against all prior characterization for social justice brownie points?"
Shadow is winning isn't he?
>Batman exists in a world where you have people like The Flash and Superman running around>Two people who can literally be everywhere at once and almost no one on the planet can stop themWas having the DC universe being one huge crossover one of the worst ideas in history in the long run?
>>155301446Papa smurf vs composite fiction (without LOTR BEASTS), who win?
>>155301992The Power of Friendship in Fairy Tale is as toxic as that in Kingdom Hearts; it is more corrosive than acid.
>>155301992BECAUSE SHE IS ERSA....No it fucking sucks.
>>155302255A-ACID. HULK SMART, HULK KNEW THAT FRIENDS WERE CORROSIVE LIKE THAT LIQUID TONY USES TO WASHES HANDS.
>>155301992It's a fun shonen you turn your brain off to, and all the girls are hot with huge tits but don't look like hideous One Piece stickmenIt's also stronger than every nu shonen so it makes browns on /dbg/ seethe
>>155302236Big Sonic shilling season if so.Maybe they caught some real heat for Bowser vs. Eggu-chan, which would surprise me because it's probably their best episode ever.
>>155302156The themes for Sadako vs Carrie are surprisingly strong. Outcast teenage girls bullied for a condition they were born with who unlock monstrous psychic powers and become horror movie monsters. Both started as /lit/ but increased massively in popularity with a movie, the debate is actually kind of interesting with Sadako's hax vs Carrie's greater raw power, and the hook is immediately obvious and would actually probably catch better with normies than most of their alternatives.
>>155302321I'm pretty sure Sadako slams on both hax and raw power, it's why she gets commonly put up against Slenderman
>>155302017Counter.
>>155302334It's the same guy who made Yuji vs Denji so I wouldn't hold your breath (in fact he even made an animation for Shadow vs Mewtwo before). Probably will be decent/serviceable with some le aura farming moments but that's about it.
>>155301992Had a much more fun time with One Piece, but I'll go back to Fairy Tale some day.No one seems to talk about Fairy tale in /dbg/ at all but supposedly Natsu is pretty strong.
>>155302289>Maybe they caught some real heat for Bowser vs. Eggu-chan, which would surprise me because it's probably their best episode ever.Why do you think they care about that? I could say 'Maybe they got some real heat for Yugi vs Ash'. Is everyone owed an apology match if someone loses?
>>155302321I'm on board. Should I watch Carrie, btw? I've heard about it but never got around to watching it.
>>155302351Oh forgot, /dbg/ does bring it up but mostly it's only the Astafag in cuck posts. Which seems like a shame.
>>155302351/dbg/ only talks about weak sissy shonen like JJK, CSM and MHA because all 3 of them are idolized by browns and tranniesIt's why nobody talks about shit like Kaiju No. 9 or whatever here despite being more popular than CSM because it's actually powerful. I remember the halls had a mindbreak incident where some manga called Toilet Bound Hanako had universal characters and they were laughing at Deku since it outsold MHA
Is this mountain level or building level?
>>155302383I'm white and like CSM. Idk Kaiju no.9 is only popular in Japan and I hear it's slop or boring. I like interesting things that make me go "what the fuck did I just read".
>>155302383I liked KN9, but it just escalated and ended so abruptly.
>>155302352>Why do you think they care about that? IBecause they're a for-profit entertainment service and know where their bottom line is. Maybe sonicfags do a better job of protesting with their wallets than DBZfags do? I don't know, it's purely speculative.
>>155302420It's over? I thought it was ongoing. How did it end?
>>155302383>idolized by browns and trannies>Mario, Dragon Ball, DC, Godzilla, Despicable Me, Jujitsu Kaisen, Yugioh, Chainsaw man, Spy x Family, YuYu Hakusho, Sentai, Gurren Lagann, God of War, Nintendo in general, LGBT+, Invincible, Legos, God of War out of NOWHERE
>>155302289I think they're just giving them a couple free wins before Sonic jobs to Goku, despite how much they love killing Gokek you can tell they think he beats Sonic
>>155302394I'll be straight, I don't know.Bleach doesn't have enough milestone feats to really understand how strong anyone is beyond mountain tier for fighting power.
>>155302283>t's also stronger than every nu shonen so it makes browns on /dbg/ seethePost a Natsu feat greater than the dust cloud, cloud dispersal, or Oregon Sword.>It's a fun shonen you turn your brain off toI don't want to start it because it's 400 chapters. How brainless is it?
>>155302017Almabros we're never gonna see our villain fight her inspiration...
>>155302336What? The faggots at VSBW have never seen a wank they don't like, and they have all her variants at around street level. I've tracked down the source of this "universe level Sadako" claim, and it is deeply unconvincing. It's like saying Scorpion is universe level because he can chill in hell and drag people there. It's somehow trying to scale Sadako to the size of her metaphorical house.>>155302360The original 1976 version is probably the best one.
>>155302429Disneysister and capcuck-kun...
I know some people might think it's a little too early to declare victory but WORSHIPPEDMORETHANCHRISTHIMSELFnic won!
>>155302429>FAGnic melty
>natsucucks are literally crying about JJK, CSM, and MHA being talked about in the halls Mindbroken
>>155302463Who
>>155302427Yeah, it ends with him embracing forever being a Kaiju to beat the primordial Kaiju, but then being saved by deus ex machina to return him to fully human.I haven't read it in a while, but I think even the chief dude survives everything.There is a sol spin off manga, but I don't know its status.
>>155302458... the biggest faggot of all time contest.
>>155302477>but then being saved by deus ex machina to return him to fully human.That's worse than him staying as a Kaiju unless it was foreshadowed or used a previously understood mechanic.
>>155302483.... something CHRISTnic never attended because he does not qualify. FAGrio easily won the biggest faggot of all time contest because of all the TROONS he kissed. Thus, the winner of this thread and death battle is SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
>>155302499>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIO out of NOWHERE
>>155302466I was just curious about it because Skrullnic seems to have pretty good taste otherwise. I'll have to watch the first few episodes.
FAGnicQUEERnicGAYnicHOMOnicBOYTOUCHERnicPENISSUCKERnicSLUUUUUUUUUUURPnicLOVESMENicPOOFTERnic
>>155302429>Sonic and Reimu's BVLLS out of NOWHEREHoly mindbroken!
>>155302383>idolized by browns and tranniesThis describes Sonic and Sega.
Daily reminder that Sonic would NEVER kiss troons like Mario because he's not a FAGGOT!
>>155302383>idolized by browns and trannies>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONIC out of NOWHERE
>>155302509The anime is legitimately terrible. The fights turn into slideshow because all the budget is spent on jiggle physics..I'm not kidding. There's a reason no one talks about it. Skrullnic is a barely sentient brown coomer so it makes sense he likes that garbage.
He canonically kissed troons. Everyone in the world knows who I'm talking about. He's a fat retarded incestous faggot troon loving plumber with absolutely no feats.
>>155302543FAGnic...
>>155302543>>155302537Cucky Mario the gay lover of TRANSnic!
>>155301419Ever since you got into the /dbg/ discord you have been sending me dick pics nonstop. My boyfriend burst into tears when he saw my chat full of your brown mystery meat and I had to pretend his tears didn't give me the biggest ick of my life. PLEASE stop.
>Sonic the featless (LGBT flag holder) mentioning his Mario master againSamenic lost.
GODnic opened up his tight cute blue asshole for FAGRio!
STOP ITSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4c8z6OVj50
>>155302565>Mr FAGbs mindbroken by GODbob's tight yellow asshole again
>>155302558>photoshopped image by a third worlder pr guy who was fired on the spotvs >a middle aged man who kissed a troon on the lips and loved every second of it
>>155300794Will they gape the turtles?
>>155302557Break up with your lane boyfriend and be my toy. Your bf felt jealous didn't he?
>>155302453Hey
>>155302602>the hundreds in these halls when Sonic and Mario are mentioned
>>155302453Sonic would R&G everyone here at the same time
>>155302582>>photoshopped image by a third worlder pr guy who was fired on the spotThis never happened btw>>a middle aged man who kissed a troon on the lips and loved every second of itThis never happened either btw
>Mario is a canon bisexual tranny chaser>Sonic is a canon pedarast groomer and proud bearer of the LGBT flagAs expected of our SISSIES...
>>155302650>DenialWon't change history, FAGrio
>>155301419>>155302596Dude, the frog
>>155302565>>155300353>another /dbg/ meltyDBG? Mario and Sonic suddenly jump out of fiction and rewrite all of they're scripts at once, they have infinite reaction speed after all. Everyone's favorite heros suddenly stop in place, time, space, and all the other dimensions of higher space they are contained. Mario reaches into his overalls and Sonic into his fur, both pull out a sweaty plumber cock and a tight blue asshole. Suddenly those same FAGros start to sweat. They're faggotry might be boundless, they lust after the 2 game icons so hard they someone sweat through the IMMEASURABLE time stop. Little did they know CHADrio and CHADnic were just letting that happen. For the next million years they take their time ravishing all their frozen holes and extremities, leaving some time for gaming on the side, making the all of fiction around them into permanent faggots for all to see (especially their fanbases).K.O!
>>155302659This looks like the average JJK or CSM fight. This is "movie quality" for other anime. When is Natsu vs Meliodas, battle of the shitty anime adaptations?
>>155300327Powerscaling will start healing when Mark defeats Gohan in a death battle using his more consistent higher FEATS
>>155302321I remember Carrie's strongest feat being destroying her house in the movie, does she has more stuff in the book?
Does Skrullnic ever sleep? What the fuck
>>155302725It's probably multiple people
>>155302537Instead, Sonic is the troon himself and kisses men https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWTCtl9807w
>>155302453A light snack for Mario.
>>155302740Samenic bros...he wasn't suppose to post this...
>>155302740TRANNYNIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155300327>>no mario>>no sonic>There's clearly Mario vs Sonic discussion in this thread that are more regurgitated shit from the last threadFalse advertising threads shall be an bannable option.
>>155302748Mama MIA! Mario bros...
>>155302682Canon
The ESL is off the charts...
Fucking lord CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN BING BING WAHOO SLOP AND THAT BLUE PIECE OF SHIT FOR ONE GOD DAMN THREAD
YUP YUP YUP YUP! THAT SETTLES IT. THE WINNER IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! BOOM! KO!
>>155302785You can bring up a topic anytime, you know...
>>155302801>skrullnic slightly breaking character
>>155302772Just report him and don't acknowledge. Worked last time, will work again.
What the fuck was up with 2000s-early 2010s shounen and having the absolute shittiest lowest budget adaptations possible? Every late 2010s-2020s nushonen gets insane zoomer animation and unlimited budget. DBS, 7DS, FTOut of every shounen from that time period the only one that looked exceptional was FMAB.
>>155302740Troonic DAMN. Mario is the winner.
>>155302517There is no SLUUUUUUUUUUURPnic. It's HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
>>155302761These are probably fags of Reddit.
>>155302679BVLLneta RAPES and GAPES the frog
>>155302841We don't use language like that around here.
>>155302815Here we go! FMA is one of my favorite shows. I think the fact that the setting is relatively "grounded" helped a lot with stretching their budget out, there aren't a lot of big flashy explosions or transformations barring when Mustang fights? It was a very well put together show from start to finish. I still can't believe Edward just got fed to Aang though, they don't even have any themes or connections?
>>155302755>>155302746>>155302740So are we pretending Bugs Bunny doesn't exist now
>>155302819MAMA MIA! IS THIS FROM AN OFFICIAL SONIC GAME?
>>155302856>Trannynic hiding behind The BUGS instantlyYou don't know that bunny like that bro.
>>155302874Do you?????
>>155302852...unless discussing pathetic brown poopy asuraJEETS, of course!
>>155302856Troons of a feather flock together!
>>155302853>>155302897
>>155302849Gaia's wrath and Broly already did that.But Broly keep the frog.
So do you just.. go on google and search up>lgbt sonic/mario fanartand spam post everything you fucking come across
>>155302509mina feet when
>>155302921Explain to me why this is a bad thing without appealing to emotion or sounding ESL or slightly turned on by it.
>>155302596>lane
>>155302853>they don't even have any themes or connections?They travel and control matter in some shape or form or something probably maybe I guess. There's no one Edward can beat because the whole of FMA is weak even for street tier standards. The main villain does preform a small country level feat but he doesn't scale to it in any way.
>>155302921Got a problem with that? Keep scrolling.
Post your hero destroying a wallPost your hero destroying a small buildingPost your hero destroying a buildingPost your hero destroying a large buildingPost your hero destroying a city blockPost your hero destroying a multi-city blockPost your hero destroying a small townPost your hero destroying a townPost your hero destroying a large townPost your hero destroying a small cityPost your hero destroying a cityPost your hero destroying a mountainPost your hero destroying a large mountainPost your hero destroying an islandPost your hero destroying a large islandPost your hero destroying a small countryPost your hero destroying a countryPost your hero destroying a large countryPost your hero destroying a continentPost your hero destroying multiple continentsPost your hero destroying a moonPost your hero destroying a small planetPost your hero destroying a planetPost your hero destroying a large planetPost your hero destroying a brown dwarfPost your hero destroying a small starPost your hero destroying a starPost your hero destroying a large starPost your hero destroying a solar systemPost your hero destroying a multi-solar systemPost your hero destroying a galaxyPost your hero destroying a multi-galaxyPost your hero destroying a universePost your hero destroying a small multiversePost your hero destroying a multiversePost your hero destroying infinite multiversesPost your hero destroying a complex multiversePost your hero destroying a hyperversePost your hero destroying an outerversePost your hero destroying a high outerverse
>>155302979Too exaggerated, it's better if all the chaos happens in one world
>>155302910I remember shilling yugo vs aang and all my feats were related to being faster than sounds and lightning level speed and relativistic until true powerscalers told me about muh gigaversal scaling because something something gods
>>155302979
>>155302957>>155302973>>155302936>doesn't deny mindless spamming
>>155302998I really like that part of the game because it shows how crazy charks illusion magic is. At the end it's just two guys having a hand to hand fight but the illusions get wild
>>155302998>Small star feat if we're being generous>Building level if we're being realistic considering the size>the "small star" explodes does the rest of the work>doesn't post any walls, buildings, towns, cities, countries, continents, moons, or planets being destroyedI HATE WEAKLING
>>155303021To be fair that whole sequence is illusions. chark was trying to trap asura in an illusion where he can never catch him. the punch itself is more symbolic of shattering the illusion. that's why in reality they were two normal sized people fighting without forms or powers.
>>155303035>illusionsSo what is the actual feat?
>>155302983>Chaim got awayGodZOGlla...
>>155303035You mean the punch in Naraka? Cause that one makes sense as an illusion since Chak goes from 3d to a 2d image
>>155303021He’s planet size during that, it’s not building level at all
>>155303109Show me in the game where it says Asura became the size of a planet.
>>155303109>>155303148That entire sequence is illusionary though so everything that happens in the space segment is all false reality
>>155303162So all of those feats are not real? What is Asura's best REAL feat?
>>155303169The wyzen punch and beating chark at all. I think considering he's got a lot of statement chad feats. 'an omnipotent being' etc
>>155303148https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gorl_F489ko4:00
>>155302914Kek
ENTER
>>155303183>statementWait I thought he was a on screen feats chad
>>155303212Every time I see this nigga in a matchup spread or Ws of image it's against someone who beats his assWho does he beat? Anyone?
>>155303222one of the videos gives him maths scaling
>>155303187Oh anon is right, you can even see when it takes hold. Considering the fact that he NEEDED a rocket ship just to go to chark to fight. So it tracks that it was all fake because once he shatters the illusion they're back to just being a couple of normal robot dudes.
Alright lets just see here *flips clipboard papers*Raped? Hm... check.Gaped? Hmmm... *taps pen on head* also check.That's your hero alright.
He won
>>155303222Henry Stickmin
There is nothing with your best feats coming from statements. Truthfully, most of us do this.
>>155302595tenfold.
I want to see your best statement. WoG is allowed.
Lots of shitposting and bait but I will not bite.
this is my statement
>>155302595if Jason had no problem turning Leonardo into turtle soup I don't think Lloyd and the crew will have much trouble
statement
>>155302595if the Turtles get scaled to the dudes they shouldn't be scaled to then no
>>155303039>>155303214I’m sorry to tell you, anon… that you’re being baited, probably by KINGtosfags.
I just can't imagine Kratos losing.
>>155303402Honestly I'm not sure who's baiting since nobody played Asura's Wrath
I just can't imagine Chad losing.
>>155303346/co/ has always been the weakest out of the big 5 boards>not popular enough to be botted like /v/>lacks the self-sufficient meme culture of /tv/>lacks the political and cultural sway of /pol/>not memorable enough have posts stolen and reposted elsewhere like /b/
/co/tranny... /co/ has always been the forgotten little brother of /a/... /co/ has no culture...
I'm continually surprised at how much worse these threads keep getting.
>>155303346Which matchups are for Mymy
>>155303461>>155303474I don't use /a/, is it really more popular than /co/?
>>155303483Let me put in perspective. There has never been a time /co/ has had a faster pph than /a/. Even now as /a/ is dead because there is literally 1 "good" ongoing anime (warm piss) /a/ is still faster.
>he unironcally thinks /co/mblr is a big boy boardKWAB!
>>155302017Slenderman
>>155302979Kratos destroyed an infinite number of complex multiverses when he flipped all of creation ever
>>155303505I see no walls being destroyed
Cell vs metal sonic was a mistake
>the dragon sissy cries about his master out of nowhere Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>155303526He just flipped the temple
Asta vs Deku was a mistake
Mewtwo vs Shadow 2 was a mistake, as these last few threads have undeniably proven.
>>155301745CrossBUM fumbles once again
>>155303553The temple which contained all creation ever, including our reality yes.
>>155303567I hope the next time is Springtrap vs Chucky or freddy vs pennywise
>>155303420>I just can't imagine Kratos losing.
>>155303554Miles vs Deku was a mistake. Peter rapes and gapes deku and his entire verse.
>>155303619...in bizarro world!
And the winner is Sonic! No need to debate this. It's canon!
Chad is the only guy who could beat Kratos because I can't imagine him losing
>>155303603The terrible non canon fanfiction that mind broke devilartemis is unimaginable yes
>>155303634Which is our world
>>155303402It's not even bait, the anon posted the youtube video WITH the scene, and you can see that asura launches himself at chark because he needed a space ship. But then chark's illusion takes hold, there's even a visual indicator right before chark shots that beam. Then Asura powers up so he can shatter the illusion and fight within reality. You can tell everything that happens AFTER the beam is fall fake because he needed a space ship in the first place.
>The terrible non canon fanfiction that mind broke devilartemis is unimaginable yes
>>155303619Actually.MHA beats Spiderman and Versus Beats MHA.Is simple Power-scale.
>>155303427Nobody sane calls the entire final boss fight an illusion unless they are deliberately shitposting. Considering the ragebait that happens in these threads, some anons are looking into ways to shitpost Krasura even more into the ground, especially considering I posted Asura doing one of his endgame feats. Here is a vid of Asura literally growing larger than the planet. If he hadn’t, the entire planet would’ve been vaporized. Everything is real, from the planets and stars Chakravartin chucks at Asura to Chakravartin making that star I posted in the gif going supernova just by waving his hand around.>>155303087The Naraka segment isn’t really an illusion. Chakravartin sending Asura down to a fake Naraka wouldn’t make sense considering the only way to completely destroy Asura without removing all the Mantra is destroying his soul completely. Sending Asura down to the real Naraka and destroying his physical body there works. I remember Chakravartin also saying for Asura to “return to nothing”, implying that’s what greets Asura when he reaches far down enough in Naraka. The AW Perfect Artworks book also seems to imply it’s the real deal and none of Chakravartin’s kit or abilities beforehand were illusion-based.
>>155303427It really happens. No illusions, unlike in God of War.
>It's not even bait, the anon posted the youtube video WITH the scene, and you can see that asura launches himself at chark because he needed a space ship. But then chark's illusion takes hold, there's even a visual indicator right before chark shots that beam. Then Asura powers up so he can shatter the illusion and fight within reality.>You can tell everything that happens AFTER the beam is fall fake because he needed a space ship in the first place
Could your verse survive the monster association cadres?
>>155303665
>>155303718>he didn't play or watch the videoI guess we only get our logic from respect threads?
Cucky ASAARa lost, Cucky Bruno Veloassqueso lost, Asura's Illusion Wrath WON!
>>155302152He does actually get a voodoo doll in MGS4.
I'm sorry, my best "feat" never actually happened...
>>he didn't play or watch the video>I guess we only get our logic from respect threads?>Cucky ASAARa lost, Cucky Bruno Veloassqueso lost, Asura's Illusion Wrath WON!
>>155303746isn't Norse Kratos' best feat flipping that temple which did happen
>>155303711>No illusions, unlike in God of WarCANONTOS!
>>155303753... which isn't even remotely close to being universal.
>>155303639>The terrible non canon fanfiction>Death Battle out of NOWHEREBe better.
Kratos the warrior of Hellas flipped all of reality the opinion of X user not applicable hete
>>155300327Doom Slayer beats the entire gay spider verse in a single swipe it is known. They are weaken from disease like hiv aid Chlamydia
I see a lot of asaara jeet AI spam but no one explains why he needed a rocket when he can supposedly fly. It was clear the whole destructor phase was fake which is why the ACTUAL final fight is asura and chark in their regular forms.
>>155300327Good thing you can't stop me from talking about any of those things lol
>>155303266That's only because Henry fails and dies 99% of the time, like, out of the 20 scenarios where he gets a happy ending, he get a bad end in roughly 220 of them.Hell, the only reason he doesn't rot in prison is because Chaos Containment sent him means of escape, maybe Henry could've been allowed a phone call and maybe he'd call his lawyer if he knows the number off by heart, which I strongly doubt, but even at that point he's got a 1 in 8 chance of being not guilty because more often than not White is just going to go "it's just a prank, bro", and then when he does get freed, he fucking starts trying to rob banks not 10 seconds later, in broad daylight, in the middle of a bustling city.Fucker is too dumb to live, no shit TCO beats him, he can barely handle the Right-Hand-Man when he's at his best.
>>155300327Isn't Charlie taller than Doomguy?
>I see a lot of asaara jeet AI spam but no one explains why he needed a rocket when he can supposedly fly. It was clear the whole destructor phase was fake which is why the ACTUAL final fight is asura and chark in their regular forms.
Asura is massively overhyped it is known by all. His loss was correct. Maybe he can smurf win against hulk
FAGtos...
May I see Kratos not needing Poseidon’s Trident to breathe underwater and not being threatened by drowning in a temple?
Batman beats the entire Spider-Homo verse with a single of the pinkie finger, Peter is a weak cuckolded sissy with no sense of masculinity.
…
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS
>>155303920Wow. So it goes Deku>Spiderman>Kratos? That's wild.
>>155303925KEEP RAGING ON ME SON KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLz ISLAM WON KRATOS WON REPLY IF YOU AGREE
>>155303932I AGREE!
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>155303920Cucky Bruno Veloassqueso is a more reliable source than this obviously faked screenshot.
>>155303920Fake news. No one cares about doctor imahes. Remind me who won a battle
>>155303941KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155303934Jaffe is a wild guy. He also hates the way Nu-tos turned out and basically speaks without a filter. I really wish I knew who was the first person who got that screenshot. They essentially stumbled upon gold considering Jaffe now hides, privates, or locks some of his vids behind paywalls so finding the original comment would mean digging through hundreds of his videos in the comment section.
>>155303871Why does he need a ship?
>>155304075because Asura in all of his non-Destroyer forms cannot fly and can only jump good and propel himself forward in space
>>155303941I am Warrior Z's cordbuddy!?!?
>>155304075To farm aura. All of the Eight Guardian Generals can jump out of the atmosphere and fly at relativistic speeds in space but they use ships anyways.>>155304096Asura can fly in space. He has limited flight though, only in the sense he can’t fly freely on a planet and propel himself in midair. In space, he has way more maneuverability.
>>155304111>and propel himself in midair. Can only propel himself in midair, I mean. He did this during his clash against Vajra Wyzen and sent the fatty into space.
The Doom Slayer won't attack batman or spider-man. If the Slayer thinks someone is s demon or aligned with demons or is evil enough to equal demons, they have no chance. Howevern He won't attack good and innocent people. You'd really have piss him off to do otherwise.
>>155304096His Destructor form has the jetpack halo that allows him to cross galactic distances while his normal forms don’t fly at those speeds. Speaking of that, DB wasted the chance to show off that form’s mobility and speed just so they could copypaste the Wyzen scene.
Sonic AND MarioVersusKratos AND AsuraRound 1: Death BattleRound 2: more importanly, which pair produced the funniest content/banter? Or at the very least which pair has given the least terrible
>>155304173Spider-Man sold his Daughter’s soul to Satan in exchange for artifically prolonging an Old Crone’s life with her lifeforce.He is LITERALLY worse than the Makyr
>>155304210>forced astroturfed "posted it again award" spam by 1-2 retards that's also usually just some manner of gay porn>thing that actually natively shifted /dbg/ discourse and responsible for all manners of /dbg/ culture from TEACHING, well just because we've never seen..., MONSTER NO LONGER, etcwow tough choice
>>155304210Kratos vs Asura was actually the most boring death battle. Just a stone brick bullshitting through everything the other guy threw at him with little words. Sonic vs Mario wins both.
>>155304236i think even the creators new the krasura death battle was jank, which is why it's the only one with an alternate ending
>>155304232Just because we’ve never seen Sonic vs Mario break these threads, doesn’t mean it can’t
>>155304258>Just because we’ve never seen Sonic vs Mario break these threads, doesn’t mean it can’tthey constantly break /dbg/, it just happened many years after it for some reason
>>155304210>Forced astroturfed spam by a few retards that is also accompanied by gay porn>Forced astroturf spam by literally a single ESL brown>Match that singlehandedly changed /dbg/‘s cultureIt is a mystery.
>>155304263>They constantly break /dbg/…’s post count by filling it with mindless spam and gay porn.
>MARIOMARIOMARIO>SONICSONICSONICThe vassals are BARKING
>>155304210Round 1: Lore-wise, first team wins. More room for niggerversal levels of scaling considering Kratos scaling is just fanfic scaling and it feels dirty to scale Asura using lore. Feats-wise, second team wins because Asura is there and can just fart away the other team and Kratos gets caught in the blast.Round 2: No contest, it’s fucking Krasura. The amount of memes, seethe, bait, content, and banter that one episode produced is practically unmatched in the Indie era. The TEACHING pasta alone had like 20+ variations and even funnier was when Tolejostar got buttfucked by AshYugi. The waiting period and aftermath was hell but you’d be a fat fucking liar if you said it didn’t fundamentally shaped this general. The featsman vs. lore merchant dichotomy with both characters being on the very far opposites of the spectrum was the nail in the coffin.
>>155304291for me it's Pac-Man
>>155304300>Asura faggot trying to be subtle with his "Asura should have won it all" shit.You will be TAUGHT again
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
>>155304309What the fuck are you talking about, retard? Did I make my dislike for Kratos unknown?
>>155304312Why THE FUCK DID YOU POST THISFUCKFUUUUCK
>What the fuck are you talking about, retard? Did I make my dislike for Kratos unknown?
>>What the fuck are you talking about, retard? Did I make my dislike for Kratos unknown?
>>155304312I-I-I-I-I……….
>>155304332Asura broke you. You must be better.
WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKTOS!
>>155304312Post Spider-Man destroying a mountain
>>155304367>Post [guy who GAPES Kratos] destroying a mountainHuh?
>>155304371HELP ME HULK SAMA
>>155304367>gaytos hiding behind spider DIMES of all people because of asura>out of NOWHERE
>20 posts nuked>Only a few of them are MarionicHuh?
>>155304395>no lies detected MONEY-Man is so popular
KRATOSISTERS WE’RE GETTING BTFO’D BRING OUT THE PAUL KEKKY PETER PASTAS AND IMAGES!
>>155304411MAMMA MIA!
>>155304422I’m surprised no one brought them out when I posted >>155303920. That post is almost always followed by the Chad Paul vs. Onions Petey image.
>>155299999>>155300000>the fagrio vs samenic banter last thread was so big that we didn't even acknowledge the double quints we got toothat /dbg/ thread was a fever dream
>>155304444QUADNIC and QUADRIO…
>>155304444>QuadsMario and Sonic = HEART AND SOUL of /dbg/
No one cares, Goku and Superman RAPE and GAPE Sonic and Mario and their entire verses.
>>155304444The joke is Sonic’s sales number after Sonic 1
>>155304472LMAO
>>155304444>>155304446>>155304453>>155304463>>155304478>coat rider the hedgehog >no answer to paper mario >no answer to bowser What rubbish
Angelicrio and Holynic...
Kamen Rider Agito and Garo? Mario and Sonic tean up for this one. Sonic unhinged his jaw and devours them alive. As FAGmen and FAGro fall into Sonic's stomach they see the muscles which make up Sonic's asshole. They're now gay. They get eaten alive but Sonic's belly starts gurgling. Mario positions his mouth at the pred's fat ass and waits as a brown torrent comes speeding through at immeasurable speeds. It's faster rhan anyone from Kamen Rider or Garo's verse after all. Mario then re-digests the two FAGGOTS as they scream in horror. Sonic then repositions himself at Mario's cute Italian plumber ass and devours them as they get shitted again. This happens infinite^infinite times at infinite speeds. Mario and Sonic finally poop them out one more time and laugh at the two fags who have now sissy spurted out of fear and homolust. FAGS NEVER WIN! KO!
*BURP*
>>155304496Loan SHARKario and POORnic the Homeless
>NONE of the vivian porn was deleted/co/jannies, explain yourselves
YUUUUUUUP! LORDGODBEYONDTHEHIGHESTnic always wins!>*gapes radioactive boyclitty and begins shitting all over the floor and urehtrally voring the spiked dildo*I NEED MY BLUE TIGHT TEEN HOG TO NOTICE ME WORSHIPPING HIM BAKANA!
>>155304511*buccally inhales it while sticking mouthclitty out with receiving intent* FUAAAAAHHHHHHKK GIMME ANOTHER ONE COME ON COME ON GIMME GIMME GIMME ANOTHER ONE RIGHT FUCKVINGG NOW1!!!!!!
>>155304332kek
>tean up
>>155303222I thought it was the reverse, you know, considering that he has hax up his ass and temu xeelee shit
>>155304572>Croatian flagWHITEnic…
I'm gaped.
>WAHOO! AFTER-A RAPED MY TIGHT-A ITALIAN ASSHOLE-A I DISCOVERED MY-A TRUE CALLING! MAMMA MIA, JUST CALL-A ME MAMMA MIA FROM-A NOW ON!
>>155304572>Croatian flagBROWNic...
>>155304529most of it was trash but some of it was kind of based>>155300173 >>155299962
>>155304628Croatians are white
>>155304639.........if your invert a picture of them in ms paint
>>155304639>Croatians are whitethey aren't
Where's mina, I want to see cute mina and feet
How strong is gargos?
>>155304628>LOWEREDUCATIONrio thinks ethnic groups only belong to non-whites
>>155304628>>155304646>>155304648
>>155300725You're a troon, Fagnic and Fagrio.
>>155304664You weren't supposed to post that!
>>155304662>LOWEREDUCATIONrioBoth of you posters are brown.>>155304572>>155304664VPNs won't save you.
>>155304673VPNs don't change the skin color of pictures of people on google, RETARDrio
>>155304681>Absolute Retard thinks that was the point of the messageBROWNic and BROWNrio are brown.BROWNic used vpns, both of those messages come from Sonic shit, he just edited the posted slightly.
>TARD Battle General tried to claim that Croations aren't white instead of saying the Sonic poster on /bant/ is using a VPN
>jews are white nowSo proud to see /dbg/ starting to adopt such progressive points of view, KINGtos truly taught you well <3
>Jews out of NOWHERE/pol/...
>>155304649Okay
>>155304693>Any flag I don't think should be associated with people is the result of VPNsSCHIZOrio...
>>155304681>VPNs don't change the skin color of pictures of people on google, RETARDrioHow the FUCK did you think he meant that
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOOBSESSEDnic...
>wake up>check the archive>faggot spent the entire night falseflagging as meWARPED. Stop shitting up the thread.
Why is Samenic constantly mentioning Mario when the poster was clearly targeting both him and Sonic.
>>155304664this proves nothing
Jews will never be white.
MAMA MIA VIVIANBEING BIG ENOUGH-A ISN'T ENOUGH-A FOR MARIO ANYMOREI NEED YOU TO PUSH MY FACE INTO YOUR-A BELLY UNTIL MY FACE-A SINK IN TO ALL YOUR PLUSH ROLLSALL THE WAY UNTIL MARIO CAN'T-A BREATHE ANYTHING BUT YOUR SWEATY SIREN MUSK AND CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING BUT YOUR RUMBLY GURGLES!!!!!!!! YAHHOOOOOOO!!!! YAHOOOOMMMFF!!! MMMMPPPPFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>155304583>>155304628That's Paraguay.
>>155304743YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO MENTION THAT...
>>155304735... if you're color blind.
>>>>>>>>>>SUPPOSE TO
>>155304572>>155304743>Brownic can't read flagskek
>>155304572>not even the Croatian flagYou cannot be this BROWN? Can you?
>SUPPOSE TO
>>155304572>>155304583holy shit brownic even more retarded than brownrio
>759>please give me attention
>Still mentioning Mario out of nowhere when people attacking both of themSchizonic the blind
>>155304759Attention
>Mewtwo vs shadow gets announced as the next fight>MARIO, SONIC, MARIO, SONIC, MARIO, SONIC
I'm eating hard boiled eggs because I just did a forearm workout. Whatsup hulk bro?
>>155304779Gaston...>>155304776Sonicfags are genuinely AFRAID of acknowledging anyone other than sonic i.e. eggman and shadow. This is the biggest tell that it's /sthg/ posters btw
Heh
>>155304572>Paraguay flagBROWNIC
Another moment added to Samenic the disingenuous tard
>>155304779Why not do weighted pullups so you work your forearms and other parts of your body? Forearms specifically seems like waste of time for me personally.>hard boiled eggsMostly on egg whites these days, trying to cut even more.
T-THEY'RE ON TO US.QUICK SPAM THE VIVIAN PORN AGAIN.
>>155304802I ran out of new ones and don't want to do repeats
>>155304802>literally asking for trans pornMariobro...
>>155304572paraguaynicgaynic they rhyme
>>155304801I never hit them enough while doing other things. I want big forearms eventually so I usually throw in a few sets at the end. I've been in a slump recently.Do you do farmers walks?
>>155304810>literally posting the trans pornSonicbro...
I don’t know about all of that but SUPERMAN HAS NO LIMITS!
>>155304823...to his HOMOSEXUALITY!
>>155304818>demand begets supplyMariobro...
>>155304816Don’t post pictures of me without my permission…
>>155304824>FAGON FAG FAGGOT out of NOWHERE
>>155304807>I ran out of new ones and don't want to do repeatsHONESTrio...
KIIIIIIIIIIINGSLOV
>>155304842>before when he was at a mere 9000>has gone into the supergorillionsSuperDISHONEST...
>>155304444>>155304453KINGS of /dbg/
>>155304842DON'T make me post the time period from 1938 to 1943 when superman could only jump high
>>155304850>Rayman
>>155304846FUARK SON GODKU CAN FINALLY LIFT A PLANE NO- oh, never mind...
>>155304850...and FAGman
>>155304858>"goku">shows bejitaKekky.
>>155304856>>155304860you mean sexman
>>155304860>Batman out of NOWHERE
>>155304862... who has beaten Goku 3 times.
>>155304872>dishonest bejitafag HBOCing behind supermanI see what this is now. Kekky.
>>155304807Sonicbro btw
>>dishonest bejitafag HBOCing behind superman>I see what this is now. Kekky
>Listtroon woke up
>>155304848>/dbg/ does a better storytime thread than the rest of this board can in the current yearK, B, C
>listroon melty over SuperCHAD again>obsessing over KINGslov who got more of superman than Xhey ever willLOL! FUNNY!!!
I hate Superman, Gokek, Mario, and Sonic
>>155304816I kinda stopped chasing hypertrophy and started focusing on the strength again. Been reading up on Mark Chaillet and his ultra minimalist routine and kinda started doing a lighter version of that. Sets of singles, doubles and triples without doing one rep-maxes so I don't burn out my CNS. Honestly, my training is basically powerlifting+street lifting at this point.>farmers walkNot yet. I am waiting for my new open style trap bar to arrive. I ordered it custom made exactly for that reason and the fact it can be turned upside down for easier weight removal. I don't plan to compete so trap bar deadlift is my main deadlift.
>>155304881To Goku having someone who's able to match him in battle is better than sex so who really won that day
>>155304910GAYku…
>>155304910fagKU
>>155304897Lmao I just go outside to do farmers walks. I got some weights with holes near the rim and grip them. It's been hot and miserable lately which is good for the soul.
