>Do Your Breathing! Do Your Breathing! Do Your Breathing!
Birth thread?
>>155355890HA ha HA ha HAAAAAthis episode was so wonderful and so fucking stupid. you have to appreciate the fully full-on devotion to opera, warts and all.
>>155355890Those obstetrician designs are so perfect; simple yet effective.
>>155355890Dexters mum looks weird with her hair long like that
>>155355890The songs in that episode are actually memorable as fuck
>>155356500I love watching women give birth
>>155359710Schizo
>>155360305
>>155355890>I can hear it now
>>155359575Really? Why's that?
>>155355890when dexters mom onscreen, moar liek>Do your breeding! Do your breeding! Do your breeding!
>>155359563My goodness!My gracious!When will this day be done?Will I have a girl or will I have a son?!
>>155355890>this scene>S5 samurai jack>primalgenndy has a birth fetish.
>>155361846>>155355890>"Ha ha ha...HAAAAA!!"Do Your Breathing! Do your breeding! Do Your Breathing!>"HA HA HA...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
>>155356613That and Baby Dexter being just Dexter without his labcoat was the funniest bit.
>>155363260Not everything's a fetish, ya puritan. But yeah, Dexter's Lab was a lil sus at times
>>155355890RESPIRANDO RESPIRANDO RESPIRANDO
>>155361332because it makes me pp hard
>>155360305>>155360308This REALLY shouldn't be as hot as it is...
>>155355890kinooo ep
>>155366001Maybe it's because it's a woman's superpower to take the essence of a man, run with it, deal with it growing and kicking for nine months, then squeeze it out the whole it came in from in labor that typically lasts over 24 hours, and after all that still smile and admire what you gave her.
>>1553660014/10, Lois's hair ain't nearly messy enough
Based
>>155359553She looks cute
>>155359575I love fapping to that
>>155370376Based
>>155356500Yes>>155360305>>155360308Fellow men of culture I see>>155367523I give it a 0/10 (distinct lack of belly)
>>155373163The fuck
>>155359575Google Badassmotherbirther. The lady that runs it wokeposts, but I think she knows people fap to her stuff because it's oddly sensual. Youtube had some good stuff, but it's slowly getting purged.
>>155355890>>155356500>>155360305>>155363890>>155366001Fun fact: women are supposed to give birth squatting. 90% of all the trouble with modern births are from doctors insisting on women laying on their back to make it easier for the doctors.
>>155373596>Doctors are retarded assholesShocking! Also, standing helps a lot too because of gravity.
>>155359575What are you, French?
>>155373536She’s a woman?!
Gem of a thread
>>155373596Women giving birth on their backs is not a modern thing and considering there's 7 billion people in the world, I'd say not as dangerous as you say.
>>155355890OVER THE NOSE
>>155375177GEM you say??
>>155375532great picalso hi good to see you
>>155373596Same thing with shitting. The squat toilets in Japan are better, but they're too big for a small bathroom like an American toilet.
>>155375568Shouldn't the baby be German?
>>155375223It makes the whole process more difficult and it's beyond retarded to make things harder for everyone else just so you as the doctor don't have to squat down when you already rely on nurses doing most the observational work.
>>155356500The beautiful miracle of lifehttps://youtu.be/4Jrn6gnEJgc?t=244
>>155377459>Kids instantly start walking around Well, it's accurate to animal births.
>>155366001>>155367523Loved their jab at Baby Mamma>what happens when a 40 year old lawyer asks her 41 year old friend to carry a baby for her?>"Push, Angie, push! I can see thoooh, it's dead
>>155376422Just put a box under your feet and ta-da, every toilet is a squat toilet.
>>155375223A lot of people have health and mental problems anons lot things that are "common" shoukdnt be coming
>>155363890Its funny since her nonchalant and slightly strained expression would be slightly arousing (if I wasn't so used to the older Ms Green)
I have a friend who's a nurse and she confirmed women do orgasm during births. It's painful, but women do experience pleasure because a bigass thing pushes against their clit.
>>155379053So we've all pleasured at least one women in our lives
>>155379355Unless you were a C section
>>155379433I did not come home from work to get called out like this on 4chan.
>>155363260Yes
>>155359553*better
>>155379433It wasn't my choice. Apparently neither my mother or i would have survived a normal birth.
>>155379433Zamn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx0rBHs4BVs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e839R5pRqB0
>>155363260Also not the only scene in Dexter's Lab.
>>155379053>>155379355>>155379433>>155380036Perfect screenshot pull
>>155363260>Genndy has a birth fetishI thought it was feet?
>>155390161Quick, get this posted on r/4chan, stat!
y'all need Jesus
>>155366001Even a Sonic fanart has more attention to detail and showcases more emotion than Family Guy does.
>>155391699Jesus was also born from a woman like everybody else, anon.
>>155380036The image fits too well the kind of reaction this elicits.
>>155392952Orthodox and Catholics teach that he passed through her like light through unbroken glass, sort of like how the Flash phases through walls
DO YOUR SNEEDING DO YOUR SNEEDING DO YOUR SNEEDING!
>>155363260Kill yourself freak
>>155388832Hey, is the Sport shop lady.
>>155393770Damn I never noticed that
>>155393072>CatholicsNo we don't Jesus was born like any other man, that's the fucking point of Jesus. Go back to Sunday school
>>155393072>>155395366They never get in details. He was born in such a way that didn't compromise Mary's body. So, it had some divine intervention, but it was still mostly a normal birth. To keep Mary "virgin", at least in the Catholic doctrine. But he was born from woman all the same.
>>155390104Uhhhhhh… based?
>>155363260 >Dexter's lab episode where Dexter helps a laboring woman>Dexter's Lab opera regarding Dexter's birth with laboring mom>Samurai Jack Birth of Aku episode that shows Jack's mom pregnant/laboring>Ashi and her sisters being sextuplets birthed by their mother in season 5>the constantly pregnant werewolf in Hotel Transylvania>that whole birthing sequence in PrimalAnyone saying Genndy doesn't have a birth fetish is coping. There's coincidence and then there's consistent occurances. This shows up way too often to not be his fetish.
>>155359575Based Hugh
>>155393770T H I G H S
>>155393770Its not herBut she will look hot preggers (with my nut)
>>155401576Hhhot.
>>155378821>>155390011>>155375532Who keeps drawing thyese?
>>155395457I thought the point was less that Mary had an intact hymen, and more that Mary was free from original sin.
It's a shame fetish fags had to immediately cockroach a thread about a great episode of Dexter's Lab instead of staying on /aco/ where they belong.
Any drawfags taking birth requests/ideas?
>>155406247Any mom on this thread patting their belly and watching TV while half-naked, curvy and wearing only a stretched-out, large shirt.
Anyone got the web of bunny mom from Krtek giving birth ?
>>155407008https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=188&v=xz6E7eMlYho
>>155390275Just realized that her tights just disappear from sitting down and then taking off her shoe.
>>155407008>>155407949Need more fuiture soldiers
>>155403199Man that episode made me cry my ass off
>>155355890Can we breath?
>>155403820Varian's baby is coming along well!
>>155393485CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUUUUUUCK
>>155361846Imagine coming home to this
>HEE HEE HOO>HEE HEE HOO
>>155397576You forgot Primal with Fang full frontal egg leying.
>>155412518heavily pregnant lesbian put herself into lethally violent situation.......yeah, makes sense.
>>155414467Man, Stu was fucking that ass up
>>155377419Childbirth is safer and easier now than it was at any point in the 2000+ years before, you mouthbreather. Lying on your back doesn't make any significant difference in modern medicine's ability to safely deliver children
