What is his problem?
the cuckiest man alive
Susan is the issue.
he hasn't found the cure yet
>>155371173His wife is a pedophile
>finally i have invented a pill that cures aids, cancer and alzheimer's>but no, humanity is not ready...
>>155371173King T'challa claiming a certain blond with no rebuffs from her
>>155371173He is an intelligent, charismatic, strong, white male written in the modern day by feminist and other ghouls
>>155371173Big brain adventurer in a small stagnant water world.
>>155371197Self-diagnosed autists are the worst.
Why is he like this?
>>155371173Autism
Why is she like this?
>>155371696She was possesed by Malice during that arc.
>smartest man alive>hot loyal wife>is a celebrity>has children>can change his dick sizeanons wish they can have reeds life
>>155371183I thought that was Doctor Doom on his wedding day when Namor laughed at him
>>155371684he is a kid and they hate watching their parent's fight
>>155372570yeah with doomfags every accusation is a confession
>>155371173if i could bungee jump with my penis i'd be the happiest man alive
He has a wife and kids. Can you say the same, anon?
>>155371696Would that fat old lady.
>>155371173Reed has his issues, but at least he's not this guy.
Can’t turn into a bike
>>155371173
>>155371173He got stretched out by Doom
>>155371173What ever the writer decides is his problem...
>>155371173That invisipussy got him good
>>155371173He can't reed
>>155380306but he sure can breed
>>155371197Thought you were talking about Ben before I read the caption. He doesn't give a shit about turning his friend into a rock monster anymore?
>>155371173>Cuck>Chopped wife>Useless friends>Retard babies>Cuck>Lame powersSurprised he just doesn’t end it all by stretching his arm into a noose and hanging himself
>>155381094Pretty sure he can just breathe through his skin at this point.Better question: WTF is The Maker's problem? Did Doom make Reed feel insecure at some point, and becoming The Maker was the over-correction?
>>155378627Honestly if it weren't for the overflow of quippology running around, I'd appreciate heroic assholes a lot more.Just because someone is kind of a dick doesn't make them a bad person, and I'm honestly kind of sick of main characters whose entire moral attitude is either "whatever offends the fewest people" or "the author if said author was magically always correct".I dunno, it just feels like you either get douchebags or soapboxes these days.
>>155381814He's a Reed that wants to believe in his own infallibility, as it's the world's fault that bad things happened not his
>>155371457Getting tested for autism is fucking expensive
>>155381094Go to bed Doom
>>155371173Can't stretch into a functioning bicycle for the life of his.
>>155376927His wife did instead.
Sue should’ve gotten his powers instead
>>155384362Aye that would've been mad sexy
>>155381094Could be worse, he could be that absolute pathetic loser Doctor Doom
>>155384362She did in an alternate universe
>>155371223God, I wish that were me.
>>155384362On one hand, this is the same universe where (brain) Reed mindrapes and steals Doom’s body, but Sue is the stretchy one now so it all works out.
>>155371173Jealousy at being inferior to Doom in every way.
>>155380832He already did, not fully but temporarily.Like he made a pill that allows Ben to change into human form for 24hrs once a year
>>155371173His college roomie had an autistic meltdown and decided to make it his problem for the rest of their lives
>>155381814>Better question: WTF is The Maker's problem?No Sue. Even in 616 Reed tends to be a real prick when he has no Sue. There was that whole council of Reeds thing where they all had no Sue but he was like.... nah I'm gonna go be with my Sue.
>>155387786Only because Reed Richards sabotaged his roommate's brilliant machine which would have let him talk to his dead mother, making it explode in his face, ruining his perfect looks and his academic performance.
>>155371173His dick don't stretch.
>>155388015You didn't carry a 2, Victor.
>>155371173Movie producers
>>155371173His last name isn't Fantastic
>>155382229None of the things that happened to him in the Ultimate verse were his fault thoughbeit
>>155371173He has none
>>155388015If this comes from one of Victor's slanted POV flashbacks, it's a worthless detail.
>>155394548What about the all the bad writers and artists that worked on him?
>>155397459You could say the same about any character. And even by that metric I'd still argue he didn't get it as bad as most.
>>155387951Tbf, Ult. Reed has A LOT of shit in his life other than Sue. She dumping him was the last straw, but many other things were already pointing him there.
>>155371173He never had any problem, anything bad that happened to him was simply bad misfortune or the poor behavior of others
>>155371173His hair partially turned grey
>>155402627Is that why he's gey?
>>155404387nah its the elastic powers.
>>155371173How powerful is this man?
>>155406962Reed is very flexible so it depends on the writer
>>155371173Why is he staring at me like that
>>155410307Maybe he is examining you?
>>155371173He's feeling blue
>>155408294Kek
>>155371173He has no problem. He is the smartest man alive. He is fit, handsome, and has superpowers. A perfect wife. Friends and family who love him. He was originally a WW2 and Korean War veteran, though Marvel has moved past that. He's the perfect man.
>>155371173MONEY
>>155371257>he releases it>out of universe critics start moaning about how this trivializes those things and is also Randian Great Man regressive [...]
>>155411917>The solution in question being make an FF film, which the production of was actually a ploy by Namor, who recently brought a movie studio, to send Reed, Johnny and Ben to film incredibly dangerous stunts in the hopes they die (one of which involved THE Cyclops from the Odyssey) while he tries to seduce SueYou really don't get plots like these anymore
>>155412266Yeah reading all F4 made me realise that every anon that the anons who says the Fantastic Four are borings are full of shit,BTW Reed is a dick, a cuck, and an horrible man only in non F4 issues, where usually he is hardly prone to anger and the chillest guy to have around. U don't know what's the writers problem with him.
>>155371173>What is his problem? hell if i know
>>155411895But is he fantastic?
>>155410307He's seen all the posts about Sue
>>155414977Uh, that's gay.
>>155412713You'll notice that most of the anons who say they are boring are usually X-fags
>>155392436Go to bed Reed
>>155412713Unironically the average Lee/Kirby FF issue:
>>155418965I've only read the most recent run of F4 but it was a lot of funIs it usually this heavy on time travel bullshit or is that this specific writer's form of autism?
>>155419016North has definetly used it more than other writers, but time travel has been pretty recurrent throught the FF's history. Hello, Doom's debut issue is a time travel story.The other run where it's one of the central elements is Simonson's, since it festures the TVA in a large capacity.
>>155418965and that’s what made it so great
