New comicCrazed fran
>>155379224Breaking the fourth wall is exhausting.
>>155379222>>155379224Bonus panel
>>155379272is this real
>>155379317Just her self-insert OC? I go beyond that. I would pipe her real self. She might have a lazy eye, but she's got a pair of chubby tits I'd go crazy on.
>>155379272WE'RE MADE!
>>155379317Would she be more thrilled to know that some anons would pipe HER in a heartbeat?
>>155379291No but this is.
>>155379317I mean, if you showed people your dumb OC and they said "wife material would breed" wouldn't you be happy?
>>155379365tyrant booby cosplay
>>155379336>>155379365No, she doesn't want that. You don't understand why these OCs exist or why men objectifying them is appealing. Her actual living self, her body, is her "true self" in a material sense. It is therefore sacred in her mind and (in most cases) is not something she, the woman, will surrender to just anyone. In a woman's mind her body ought to have a very high barrier of entry, that barrier being limited to high-value men who have all the characteristics that label should inherently imply (and therefore describes absolutely zero comic-readers.) Yet paradoxically women love attention and want as much of it as possible, the simple reason being that in primordial societies a woman deemed worthy of attention would receive protection and not have to do much other than get bred. In a woman's ideal world, the woman would be doted on by legions of high-value men in the way I describe. So what is a woman to do to resolve this paradox? The answer is actually pretty simple: draw an extension of her personality. Create a homunculus she controls that has all the "appeal" she does, she may liken to, is easy to render and easy to offer to otherwise undesirable men who, as she's decided, ought not touch her yet nonetheless offer the thing she values (attention.) This is the most efficient way to obtain enormous amounts of persistent, often lustful male attention without jeopardizing her actual material "true" self. This phenomenon I describe is not merely common among female creatives but prevailing, almost ubiquitous. This is why she is pleased all of you would like to fuck the cat.
>>155379400no
>>155379447You underestimate the things that happen at her Halloween house parties
>>155379241It's non-offensive in this case. 4th wall break isn't inherently heinous as long as you don't rely on it. I'm more annoyed at the fact that the whole joke is a merch ad.
>>155379222This comic is highly satanic because it implies animals have souls
>>155379688Christianity is highly satanic because it implies satan exists
>>155379688This post is highly satanic because it was made in 4chan
>>155379224>>155379222If having kids sucks so much why people insist on it?
>>155379224Good lord, that ass is huge
>>155379876dem hips though
>>155379828Because while it sucks a lot of the time. It's the most rewarding thing you can do with your life. Getting unprompted hug from your kid is better than literally anything. Granted I don't think anyone should be pressured into having kids.
>>155379828It didnt suck as much before the world was populated by machines that can instantly obliterate children in a fraction of a second zooming around, among other technological marvels. People assign to children a lot of issues that actually come from modern technology like everyone being up late at night, having poor food choices, having nowhere to play, etc.
>>155379828For the 5% chance the kids will make it in the world (they won't put in effort) and 10% chance of not being put in retirement home (they will)
>>155379688This poster is highly satanic because it's a bot and bots have no souls
>>155379828Your life might be bills and work but then you sit down and play with them and their simple toy animals and they are so happy that you feel happy too.
>>155379365>Please babe can we just have normal spouse-cheating human on human sex?Ew no. Now turn back into your cat form and meow at me. And please stop saying you're a Milf, I'm not an orphan like the rest of these losers.
>>155379379That's my cat, man. I taught him how to do that.
>>155379379>>155380726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovW7yRi1iJ8
>>155380726Heh that's pretty good, but check out my ex-cat. She learned this by herself to try to make me to keep her. Let's just say the romance was ... bad. https://www.instagram.com/whalereviewscatrescue/reel/Dc_EekYScib/>>155380709And use your calico form color palette. You look better in it.
>>155380794>And use your calico form color palette. You look better in it.Might as well go for her son you plebeian freak.
Shame she didn't make it.
>>155379224You know damn well when she goes into heat, she blacks out and he can't control her. All the neighbors are just really polite about the fact that she's forcibly fucked their husbands on multiple occasions, knowing she's literally not home at the time. The hyena woman is still uneasy around Fran, but assumes that one time WAS a one-time thing. All the neighbors have calendars and have Fran's heat cycles mapped out, but Fran herself is too lazy to do so.
>>155379317Silenced for knowing too much
>>155382260>implying it's just the husbands>implying it's just the adults
>>155379272she like penis :3
>>155380794>Heh that's pretty good, but check out my ex-cat. She learned this by herself to try to make me to keep her. Let's just say the romance was ... bad.Wow! Can't how long that took
>>155379222This feels very Pizzacake and I'm concerned
>>155380986>Going for her sonEw you freak, I didn't know you were into tiny trannies. :^) You sick sick boy, you're a sick dirty boy, anon.
>>155383367Which is all the time
>>155379336Wait...lazy eye? really? Anybody got a pic?"?^
>>155383734scroll up
>>155379272>her little feetCute!
>>155384936>doesn't show them
>>155383810That was her? Wow...yeah, the left eye is kinda just doing it's own thing...or is the right eye lagging behind?
>>155382980Ate ALL of 'em.
>>155379400yes
>>155385906Left I think
>>155385934>>155382980
>>155379379this would be AI slopped if it were made today, I miss the old internet (5 years ago)
>>155386225I thought a lazy eye would lag behind the movements of the regular eye but that little bastard is just... hey, is "wandering eye" more than just a term for a person that keeps checking out people they're not in a relationship with? Cuz that eye just seems to be doing whatever the fuck it wants.
>>155379400Yeah nigga
>>155379222how many more of this shit per week are we going to suffer through?
>>155379224Baby is not impressed
>>155387943Who's "we", nigga?
>>155379379No FREAKING way...
Heh heh
>>155389178kek
>>155389178>Not "Coom Threads (Latest Fad)"
Relaxin' Fran best Fran.
>>155387943>Oh shit oh fuck it’s the thread and comic I do not have to ever interact with if I don’t want toI hate loser bitches who act like they don’t have free will
>>155389502Where's the belly
>>155387943You're gonna lose it when the pilot releases
>>155389502>slop
>>155379222>>155379224>>155379272wait, did she have a third kid or is this a flashback? that's not the based baby one
>>155391093>slopNo kidding. I'll bet your mom says you're the smart one in the family. ;-)
>>155391265Third baby that's identical to the first one, sure anon
>>155389178Lol
>>155391265It is clearly a flashback. I guess she had that idea for that gag but realized it wouldnt make sense with two kids.
>>155391407
>>155391265It's the third baby she is building up to the post partum arc.
>>155393209Why does he look just like Vincent?
>>155379272So what's the real text
>>155379222>>155379224>another baby>its another fucking male calico those that are like 99% female and if male its a genetic dead endThis has to be bait at this point
>>155393625It's her first son as baby.
>>155379222>>155379224She looks like she's about to go full Lindsay Clancy
>>155389178>they think current /co/ is lewdWhere did all these newfags come from?
>>155379272She dreams about other men.
>>155393625Are you retarded anon? Its clearly a flashback to when their first kid was a baby, with them as new parents, which is why she's so wrecked
>>155379991>Getting unprompted hug from your kid is better than literally anythingThis is the ultimate poorfag's cope
New dub https://x.com/LitterboxComics/status/2097717302879781271
>>155395075>no glistening tits, ass and absWhat sort of half-assed dark fantasy poster parody is this?
>>155395114It's DnD, it's all about safe space and being as generic as possible
>>155395075
>>155389178He's not brown enough
>>155379224She's very cute :)
>>155396276>D&D>Not an ounce of D&D in the whole picture.I can vaguely detect some Saint Seiya and I hate Fairy Land. But no D&D.
>>155396391she's a mom. this is her 'all video games are nintendo' moment
>>155396406>>155396391I think they only got into D&D after making this comic iirc
>>155393592It IS the real text
>>155379291>>155396786no its not the real text. the real one talks about the readers reading her thoughts or something: https://www.patreon.com/litterboxcomics/posts/comic-baby-on-168126305
>>155396951Oh you anon, nothing can get through you, can it?
>>155385770Still waiting on that pilot
>>155397349She kind of looks pregnant here
>>155382816>And not just the men. But the women... and the children, too. They're like animals, and I mounted them like animals! I MATE THEM!
>>155396339blowjob face
>>155399882Vincent should do his mom in the butt since he himself is a little pain in the butt
>>155399906With them, it's ONLY butt
>>155379379spit my fucking drink kek
>>155379400>Wouldn't you be happy you're popular?Is the grass green?