Who do you choose?
A new joke.
>>155380158Wood elves are kind.
Dark Elf
>>155380158Wood elf probably has fleas but I'll take it over the arrogant bitch
>>155380259YOU FOOL ALL DARK ELVES ARE DUDES
>>155380246not original thoughhe based it on a twitter meme
Someone sure is trying hard to force his ugly dogshit comic on this site.
I hate this comic. I'm also trans btw.
>>155380158Warhammer Wood Elves are huge racists though
I love this comic. I'm also trans btw.
>>155380279The original meme was clowning on Zendaya by comparing her to a random wagie zoomette so they had to make it about elves or something.
>>155380158Welsh Elf
>>155380274No, Dark Elves are a matriarchy who oppress males of both their own and other species by stepping on their penises in their thigh-high spider-leather boots
>>155380455If there ever was someone who's fame feels forced.
>>155380450>>155380158treefuckers and h*gh elves both suck ass, take the dumner pill
>>155380452I love this trans. I'm also a comic btw.
>>155380455>the original meme
>>155380464What about Welsh catgirls?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amo8rg-E-qk
>>155380468untrue
>>155380503fuck off dubfag
>>155380532dub >>> sub
>>155380279There was other twitter meme recently
>>155380509
>>155380502
>>155380158I pick wood elf, my mushroom lore has been lacking lately and I feel like she can fix that.She also be cute as fuck.
>>155380552cope harder anti-japanese kim
>>155380594>anti-japanese kim>kim
>>155380568Paladin fans are consistently the biggest fags in the RPG community
>>155380158make the wood elf brown then we'll talk
>>155380158The Wood Elf along with The High Elf Priestess
>>155380158I like the High Elf Priestess
>>155380158Both are getting MOGGED by the Priestess/Matron
The REAL competition.
>>155380624>crying about having sex with women
>>155380568Made me laugh
>>155380648Ok now I might legitimately go left. Skin tone and eyes make all the difference
>>155380158What does the wood elf have under that cloak?
>>155380708Nothing. It's a void.
>>155380568>>155380468
>>155380158Why is the wood elfs hair pink
>>155380158>Nice and kind>Smells like animalare hard to contend with since I am a smellfag, however, >Renowned war criminal>Hurls slursare highly respectable because I too am extremely racist. I can respect the high elf sense of superiority if they can actually back it up, would kneel. Hard choice. Hates you and eats raw mushrooms are likely to change over time so those are irrelevant.
>>155380630This feels like it would get a redraw of Princess Zelda and Malon Even those the High Elf much more resembles some later iterations of Zelda. Actually looking at the person, they have drawn Zelda and Malon recently.
>>155380819She's had pink hair ever since she was a child so I think she's just born that way.
It's an old character
>>155380770.... what are Drow holidays?
>>155380921Yeah she's from Arlokk the Atrocious
>>155380937SpidermasAll Spiders Eve (which naturally leads into all Spiders Day)SpidertakingsTesticle-Stomping Day
>>155380259
>>155380921
>>155381348
>>155381192It is kind of fascinating how many things in fantasy works are "because that was how Dungeons and Dragons did it".
This one.
>>155381487This is some unholy magic
>>155380158Wood elves are cannibals
>>155381520Only in shit settings like Elder Scrolls and Dwarf Fortress
>>155381554Yeah, all settings
>>155380158I like the wood elf but she is something of a minor character
>>155380577zendaya has giga stacey energy.
>>155381945zendaya elf to keep with the thread theme.
>>155381970that's just elrond
>>155380937Thankstaking
>>155380770